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The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! Ep48 – We're the Captain now! Here cometh the Ape! (19th June 2024)Hey, fellow Apes! Welcome back to The Great Escape podcast with your favourite duo, Sam and Col. This week started with a bang – or rather, a flop – as Sam tried and failed to bring Elsa from Frozen to life. Turns out, he's better at building stock portfolios than snowmen. Col couldn’t resist breaking into "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" Any excuse to sing a song!But let’s swing from Disney disasters to Wall Street wonders. The stock market’s been eerily calm lately – the calm before the apeocalypse, perhaps? With Sam's goblet-sized pint glass straig...2024-06-201h 28
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! Ep47 – Panic in the casino! (13th June 2024)Welcome back to another rollercoaster episode of The Great EscAPE! Podcast, where Sam and Col serve up the latest Ape stock market DD (Due Diligence) & absurdities with a generous side of humour. This week, they dive headfirst into the antics of Keith Gill, aka Roaring Kitty, whose livestream sent the financial world into a frenzy. With more viewers tuning in than the Super Bowl, Gill’s masterful trolling, complete with strategic pauses and chat antics, left hedge funds and mainstream media scratching their heads and clutching their wallets.The duo also tackle the wider GameStop saga, comparing it...2024-06-141h 24
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! Ep46 – Crabs, Cramer and over leverage morons! (30th May 2024)Sam (@SamBigHair) and Col (@HandedDiamond) dive into the wet and wild wonders of Wales with all the gusto of a hedgehog at a hedging convention. Between dodging crabs and frolicking in waterfalls, they plunge into the GameStop saga, armed with the apes' DD like knights with the Holy Grail of stock tips. Their admiration for Ryan Cohen shines brighter than a Welsh sunrise, while their scorn for Jim Cramer is sharper than a pub dart. Cramer gets roasted like a marshmallow at a beach bonfire, as Sam and Col gleefully declare the hedge funds well and truly stuffed, just...2024-05-311h 16
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! Ep45 – Roaring Kitty the necromancer! (20th May 2024)Hey folks, it's Sam and Col here, back from our 585-day nap. Like Michael Bublé popping out for Christmas, we’re also dusting off the mics and diving into the hilarity with Episode 45 of The Great Escape! Podcast.In this episode, we jump into the wild world of Roaring Kitty, aka Keith Gill, who’s back with cryptic tweets and videos that have everyone in the GameStop community buzzing. We’ve got all the details and plenty of crazy as we dissect his mysterious messages.Despite the mainstream media’s doom and gloom, GameStop's preliminary report sh...2024-05-211h 12
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! Ep44 - Moon Sperm cocaine infused pigeons! (13th October 2022)Guess who's back, back again, Podcasts back, tell a friend...Looks who's back...look who's back! etc etc! Yes, it's Sam and Col, we're back and talking your #Ape #Stonk #DD once again! Sorry for the tardy few weeks, life has been busy and we've just ended up having to cut the podcast out! But we're back to lay down some financial truths!! Yeeeeeee harrrrrr!Many things are happening in the world of the #apes and the finance world at large! The Bank of England has decided to light the touch paper on...2022-10-131h 12
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 43 - Chivalry in the chat & Citadel rats! (15th September 2022)Happy birthday to us!!It's been one year since we started doing the podcast! Time flies when you chat #Ape #DD and drink whisky! Both Col and Sam have enjoyed every minute they've done so far and hopefully, you have too!Also sorry, Col had some audio issues that he corrected halfway through the show! Nothing changes on The Great EscAPE! Tech issues folks! Tech issues!It's been an interesting week, CPI rates were announced at 8.3% and the markets turned into a sea of red and have continued to do so. $1.6 trillion was...2022-09-151h 20
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 42 - Only pussies pull out! (3rd September 2022)Holy poop we're back and we've missed you all very very much! It's been four weeks away as Sam and Col have both been on holiday and sunning it up. So much has happened during that time, both #AMC (#APE) and #GME #dividends have now been completed and the amount of crime and lies associated has got to a point of insane 'f*ck it' proportions from the Hedge funds and primes. The DTCC committed International securities fraud with GME to the way 1 million #Apes haven't received their APE stocks well over 10 days from the initial issue...2022-09-041h 29
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 41 - Down the pan! (28th July 2022)About right for this podcast! Down the pan, #stockmarket is in the toilet and this podcast always ends up in the toilet at some stage!! It felt a bit more appropriate to call it this as a homage to Def. Not. A Hedgie and his live stream 'issue' last week!Big thank you to everyone who joined us again this week in the chat, and a massive thank you to Shari-Ann who came on and joined us at the end of the show! Love ya Shari!On this week's show: It's a corker...2022-07-291h 22
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 40 - Merry Splitmas! (21st July 2022)We debated the name of our 40th episode for several seconds and decided to go with Merry Splitmas to reflect our excitement for the #GME #Stocksplit #Dividend due tomorrow. How will it go? Will Ryan Cohen and the GME board cry foul at the fact the brokers are demanding more stocks than should be out there? Do you then in turn go and ask the #SEC what on earth is going on? Basically, is the shortin cat out of the #DFV bag! Only tomorrow will tell. Either way, the price is wrong on both GME...2022-07-241h 23
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 39 - F*cked by a cactus! (14th July 2022)Sorry about last week, we were both just too busy with work and life! But have no fear we're back with episode 39!The karma kicks in hard when we miss a week because there is always something huge in #Ape land that we miss out on and have to cover the following week! Doh! This week it was the #GME #Stocksplit news which is obviously a huge piece of #DD that needed covering!On this week's show: Split ends! My Precious, Citadels Cornhole, Dead CAT announced, Hester the retail molester, NFT makes Xwpeepee! No Payne...2022-07-141h 17
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 38 - We got The Jist! (30th June 2022)The World's first #Podcrash? Two casts collide? Collude? Rocket hands! Reaching out, touching you... TOUCHING ME!!!!!! Da Da Da! Sweeeeeet podcast collab! DA DA DA!!!!Big thanks to Josh aka @Give_Me_TheJist loved his insight, comments, and general ape attitude. We also streamed live to his YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/c/TheJist go and take a look along with his website http://thejist.co.uk and his book http://wen-moon.com Go order!Guest specials always run longer than normal, but they should, lots of debate, lots of content lots of great...2022-07-011h 58
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 37 - Money or clunge! (23rd June 2022)Sorry folks! Sub standard #podcast this week as we've both been very busy at work and in life! That and the fact the #stonks have been a little quiet this week and we covered most of the #DD during the #5in5 section! We did however manage to squeeze 65 minutes out of it while drinking beer and whisky! RESULT! To note: 10/10 for effort for Phil trying to join us live! Let's try and get it working next week!On this week's show: Clifford-a-mess, SEC announces something blar blar blar snore! Evergrand Whooooo!? Sank of America, Crypto...2022-06-231h 03
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 36 - Crash, Bang, Wallop!! (16th June 2022)Everything has or is crashing! This could be it #apes! #MOASSIt's been another amazing week! Hedge funds are admitting the whole US stock market is a Ponzi scheme, interest rates get hiked by 75 bps, the most significant single raise since 1994, Crypto had $1 trillion wiped off it during the last 77 days which is the single most significant loss in recent financial history. US stocks are bleeding a 3-5% loss every day this week, and have been over the last two weeks! On Monday the 13th, all the S&P500 closed red in a single day! $VIX is...2022-06-161h 09
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 35 - FUDarama (9th June 2022)Hey hey hey! We're back! Sorry about last week, the Queen decided to hang around longer than we thought she would and we had a lovely long Jubilee weekend! Thank you Maam! So we had two weeks' worth of #Ape #stonk stuff to cover, and we managed to do it in just over an hour! More importantly, we did 5 in 5 in 5!!!!!!! Holy *beep*!!On this week's show: Tarts knickers, El more FUD, Squeeze is a breeze, no Fatigue! Cripple ripple, Reverse *BLEEP*, It's a wrap! Nickles in a twist, Tiger Tiger burning shite...2022-06-091h 01
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 34 - Bra pings & stonk tings! (26th May 2022)PING! SomeTING coming #Apes!Like last week all the major #stonk news came all at once! It's been the same this week and the last couple of days have seen #GME and #AMC go on some nice green runs with very interesting #CTB rates!AMC looks like it's been subjected to #Crime and #Lies and that might be related to a large amount of in-the-money option calls expiring this week. GME on the other hand is on a run that sees next week being the earnings call and then followed by the shareholder's...2022-05-271h 24
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 33 - Flying d*cks of Terra (19th May 2022)We're looking for qualified and creative drone pilots to help out with a cunning plan! #DongDrones Honestly some of the crazy things we talk and come up with surprise us as much as you! This was our 2nd attempt at a live version of the #podcast and we think it went well! Lots of topics covered and great interactions from Twitter and Youtube! Big thank you to everyone who tuned in live, we really enjoyed the interaction and jokes! Come again next week!On this week's show: Lets cum together, Twitter sh*tter...2022-05-201h 39
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 32 - Live and direct! (12th May 2022)Two daft dudes, doing your DD!We did it! We took the show live! We've been talking about it for a while now and we pretty much decided after Episode 29 when our amazing guests (and other podcast followers) said it would take the show to the next level, and I think it did. Let us know!Big thank you to everyone who tuned in live, we really enjoyed the interaction and jokes! Come again next week!On this week's show: Schiffy's stiffy, Jimmys Jab, DO ONE!, A Mega Call, ElonTime, 2 inch pinch, Citadel...2022-05-131h 12
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 31 - Marge à Trois (7th May 2022)It's been a really interesting week for the Apes and the Stonks as a whole. The global stock market crash is coming, and we're seeing a strong correlation to the market crashes from 1929 and 2008. We're seeing the DOJ and the SEC getting their sh*t together as "Crap! Markets are crashing, look busy!" to save their own asses! Meanwhile, the Apes just chill and hold and wait for the "where is my mind" moment where it all comes crashing down aka Fight Club. Interesting times!On this week's show: Ralph's revenge! Mish mash market crash! Recipe for...2022-05-081h 36
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 30 - Meth head to our madness (28th April 2022)We honestly don't know how we get to some of our podcast starts! How we managed to get Jimmy Shill on meth is beyond us! Again, not coming prepared has created a loony masterpiece! Big thank you again to our special guests last week! If you haven't listened to EP29 then you are missing out, go have a listen and enjoy the banter and laughs!On this week's show: Crack den Cramer, I Musk have it! PopCoin, No Captial gains! Bills boobs, Below Tenov, How low can you go? Hwang sang after cell door bang...2022-04-291h 30
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 29 - (Guest Special!) Cocktails and Memes (23rd April 2022)What a privilege! Seriously, what a brilliant podcast! Sam and Col enjoyed these 2.5 hours in every way! 2.5 hours that seemed like 30 minutes. We totally enjoyed every second of this episode with our amazing guests:@SalMemeLord@CBucca41@KoryAMC1@joeygallinal@SamBigHair@HandedDiamondEven before we started recording the stories and comedy was flowing, just an absolute pleasure to be in the company of these amazing people and Apes!On this week's show: Be our guests, Wreck-it Ralph, Gasparintoe, Baby Cramer, Shut-it-Tara, Apple Grapple, Westside Warriors...2022-04-242h 33
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 28 - Divide and Stonker! (6th April 2022)...well dividend and split, pretty sure I've seen that 'specialist' film before!BIG news last week for the #GME #Apes with Gamestop announcing a stock split via a dividend that should be the end game for the hedgies. Anywhere from a 3 to 14-1 split depending on the vote in June. The majority of those split stocks will be paid by the short-sellers, ha! Hedgies are f*cked!On this week's cast: Melvin Delvin! Congress catfight! ForbesSkin, 3 poster roaster, premature-in-vester-nation, Stonk Chubbies, Kory impregnated Elon? Birthday boys, DividEND is nigh, Mainstream of piss, CRC for you...2022-04-061h 43
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 27 - Spit roast, strippers, stonks and Ste (30th March 2022)...some of the things we cover in a podcast even surprise us! Where can you get a podcast that talks about spit roasts, strippers, stonks, and our mate Ste? Just here with Sam and Col on 'The Great Escape Podcast' that's where! ;)You would be let off this week to think you've been transported back to January 2021 and been re-subjected to all the #CrimeAndLies we experienced then! We saw the hedgies back to their A-Game this week, creating an artificial stock halt, and then creating a boatload of synthetic borrows out of XRT to tank the price...2022-03-311h 27
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 26 - It ain't easy being green! (24th March 2022)...you know what...it is! Green is good, and we've had a huge amount of it this week!What an amazing week for the #Apes! We've had some amazing price action on both #GME and #AMC, events outside of the stonks that have made the week even more intolerable for the #hedgies such as China, Russia, and the global financial system as a whole.We are entering into the end game brothers and sisters, please present your rocket tickets and buckle up!On this week's cast: Cohen knowin where it's goin, Larry $ Cheng...2022-03-241h 29
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 25 - These aren't the shorts you're looking for! (17th March 2022)DD treasures without measures! We got a bit serious (in places this week). Some weeks play out like that!Firstly happy St. Patrick's day to our Irish brothers and sisters! Also a big happy birthday to Ted Cohen!Ryan Cohen (aka Daddy) has been very vocal this week ahead of the #GME earnings call, we're bullish as a Wookie in a hair salon!This week has been another week of the walls closing in on the hedgies. Everyway they turn another #MOASS inducing moment is just around the corner which has brought the...2022-03-171h 38
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 24 - The Shortin Man Can! (10th March 2022)...because he's doing it with crime!What a brilliant song from Joey (@joeygallinal)to start the show this week! Absolutely brilliant, catchy, and just perfect for the Apes!It's been a week of the net closing in around the primes and hedgies, they are running out of places to run and are just in survival mode, it's great to watch them squirm and be even more blatant about the market manipulation and corruption! Note to the hedgies, the Department of Justice is watching guys, you are literally digging a giant hole that you will never...2022-03-101h 44
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 23 - Lactose Intolerant (3rd March 2022)It's all about the Milk....Well, it is according to Gary and his SEC friends!So much to cover this week, the title could have been one of several topics, we were spoilt for choice. Huge week for the apes and we wanted to cover as much as we could. It feels like the stonks house of cards is starting to topple. Even more exposure to what's going on with the corrupt markets with mainstream media and Adam Arron spending a considerable amount of the Q4 earnings call telling the world about all the stock...2022-03-031h 44
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 22 - Why can't we be friends? (24th February 2022)We are your friends! Ape or not!An apt name for a very disturbing situation going on currently in the World. More ironic by the fact the band that wrote it are called "War"So this is episode 22 on the week that's 22/2/22 Spooky eh? It's like we planned it and everything! ;) If Ryan Cohen can do it, so can we!On this week's cast: Delete Sleep Repeat! Don't Shoot I'm retarded! No Payne, Daddy Issues, Crash Bang Wallop, Russian Roulette, Shimao me the money, Wiki Wiki Warrh, Mindy Monk, Burry in a hurry...2022-02-241h 15
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 21 - GMERICA F*CK YEAH! (17th February 2022)(Sorry Col's mic was set incorrectly and he sounds like he's recording from a dustbin! Sorry guys!)GMERICA F*CK YEAH! The Great EscAPE podcast coming to save the mother f*cking week yeah!! Yes it's that time again to talk stonks, drink beer/whisky and generally make light of all the ape events from the week!On this weeks podcast: Savin' Pirate Ryan! Superbowel, Frozen Ass(ets), Fools Gold! Bizzie Lizzie, Goldman sucks! Don't mess with the Zoltan, Tryst twist, Chunk o' China, Lauer Wower, Twitter clout out, Peter sleepers, Sam ding...2022-02-171h 23
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 20 - Burn Baby Burn! Evidence Inferno! (10th February 2022)How else do you keep warm on a cold Illinois morning!? Burn some documents right? Funny how the DoJ turn up the 'heat' on their investigation and a warehouse of records goes up in smoke! Is that the 'Crime and Lies' jingle I can hear playing?Welcome back to the podcast, we can't believe it's episode 20 already! Massive thank you to the thousands of you that have listened to the show, and a bigger thank you for coming back and listening to our ramblings!!On this week's cast! - Lakes takes the cake...2022-02-101h 17
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 19 - Alpaca Wacker! (3rd February 2022)We didn't forget to come back this week! Go us! Just want to say happy birthday Seth! xRight, straight into it boy and girls (and anyone else I might have missed!)On this week's podcast: - Gary's SEC panther percentage! Whisky's warm embrace, Bucca up feeling the love! FINRA fiddles, Where's ya Daddy? Max tax hax, Want more look at Q4, PFOFTheft, Box orifice, MSM talking bollocks again! To Alpacas's menstruation matters! Nothing to share. 21 days later! Quizmaster Col, Hedgepocalypse and much much more!As per the cast, if you...2022-02-031h 12
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 18 - Bye Bye Hedgies! Hedgies Bye Bye! (27th January 2022)We're back! Oooops!Yeah...sorry about that, we should have been more 'transparent' (snigger) we forgot to mention a couple of weeks ago that the podcast was taking a week off as Sam was in Italy snowboarding! We're back now and hopefully providing a funny respite into the life of the stonks!On this week's podcast: Purrfect alarm clock! Kneecap mishap! Tea tsunami, Titanic Jackoff, Rach teases tips, Hell for Mel! Pester Hester for transparency tester! 7 days a weak, Amendser Gensler, MarketWatch Botch! Rags to riches! Dave drops dope DD, $XRT smells like wee, VIX...2022-01-271h 08
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 17 - Extradition Edition (12th January 2022)First full week of January done! Good work Apes! Sit back and relax, it's time for another episode of The Great EscAPE podcast!On this week's podcast: LoopTroop Woop Woop, Inflation Shelvin Melvin, Trust me bro! Citadel Citisell? FINRA who-har, tZero ain't no hero! It's a Family affair, MoDernLanD, Cum back Ariana, China in your hand, Can Ken Kan-Kan in Cancun? Nancy Trippin, Feeling the 5000! Seven daze and much much more!Remember to like, share, and subscribe folks!More stupidity can be found over at:https://www.podcastape.com2022-01-121h 09
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 16 - The ResserErection of Hugh Hefner (6th January 2022)Happy new year Apes!Big thank you for all of your support in 2021! Big plans await us in 2022! This year is the year of the Ape! We would like to get the podcast out further and wider to support all of the Apes globally and give everyone a little light release.Normal weekly stonk round-up podcast resumes!On this week's podcast: Market bash crypto crash! Kory's not a shilly billy! Elon's sex0r bots, Doth the Lady drink? Peter saves every one of us! Mars tickles Nancy's fancy, Graphic Twerk, Dave ate a...2022-01-061h 20
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 15 - Christmas Guest Special (23rd December 2021)It's the Ape-Team Christmas Special!Trey Trades podcast endorsement - "F*cking terrible and fantastic at the same time!" - We'll take that! Where do we start with this one!? A massive thanks to @Dogegirl_420 @Koryamc1 @MlleNadjie @TradesTrey and @Davey_boy79 for joining us and sharing their best stonk moments from 2021. Lots of whisky and rum (and water) were consumed in the making of this amazing podcast! The content gets more random and funny by the end of the cast as the alcohol kicks in! Enjoy! We discussed: Lady water poison...2021-12-241h 59
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 14 - Christmas Time, Mistletoe and Crime (16th December 2021)It's a long one! (Ohh errh!) Trying to get into the Christmas spirit, hope you enjoy the Ape version of 'Oh Christmas tree' along with the amazing new Sam jingles! Including the long-awaited jingle for Jaime Blue (@bbymae)!On this week's show!Wehrman's sermon, Christmas A(pe)-Team, Yolo'd, SEC & the Citi(del), Pete gets out of DOJ, Dad's mad at darkpool bads! Inflow/Outflow hedgies crime show! Metzler's mettle, Potato famine & feast, Chinese prop gets the chop! Anchor(age) away! Indecent exposure! Le Cramer screw up, Repo peepshow, Pelosi says no-si! The names Bond...2021-12-161h 47
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 13 - Intimate Laminate (8th December 2021)Who's on your list?We would love to know boys and girls! Who are your top 3!On this week's show!Intermate Laminate, Schrodinger's Catalyst, Peppard goes hard! Kenny's Pennies, Vlad's sad about payment bads, Marc barks hedgies shart! XRT SI glee! Nancy Tracker no way backer! Donny Donny Do where are you? Media mangle government tangle, Shut up and print, Kory lets the dogs out, Rizo's tensions on Blackrock pensions, Sunshine Chinese whine! and much much more! This weeks golden banana goes to Dr Marco Metzler (@metzler_dr) for his services...2021-12-081h 22
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 12 - Keep it moist! (2nd December 2021)Return of the Rach! Always an action-packed podcast when she's on (+whisky)!"We drink and we know things!"Warning! Lots of cork-popping included!Tanking spanking, shorts are w*nking! Granny Zane's life savingz, Oh Daddy pools! Kenny's mum's got it goin on! Take me down to infadel city where the price is wrong and Ken's full of shitty! CokeRat got ya back! All in all, it's just another chink in the wall, WetDirtKirk butthole hurt! Cohodes cohorts with shorts, Web slinger NFT bringer! Dave Zane's Gorilla pain! Crypto hamster S&P...2021-12-021h 32
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 11 - Gobble Gobble! (25th November 2021)Happy Thanksgiving to our American listeners! Hope you have a great festive weekend!As mentioned to celebrate the start of the festive season, we are running a giveaway prize of a $200 Amazon gift voucher to a random subscriber to our wonderful website www.podcastape.com One lucky subscriber will be picked randomly from the hat on the 24th of December. You need to be in it to win it, so go to the website, scroll to the bottom of the home page and register your real email address to enter! Good luck Apes!...2021-11-251h 34
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 10 - Donkey Sh*t, needles and whisky (18th November 2021)Another action-packed podcast this week, please avoid the donkey sh*t and needles and enjoy small "wee wees"This week we covered: Egg on your space! Stonka Tonka! Unusual_Wales but not as you know it, Go Shillers get steamy, Mainstream of piss, DMSA have their say, SEC = Special Ed Class, Peter RH v Dave S in DJ UFC, Ripley nippley dock loader holder, Cohen's grower not a show'er, Kat's fall on their feet, parachuting tweet! Looprangutangs, Ready Cosmic 1, IT'S DONNY! Pete's meat grinding feat, When Doge attacks Rach has your back! I know where you live...2021-11-181h 15
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 9 - It's all our fault! (11th November 2021)Welcome to episode 9 of The Great EscAPE! Podcast!This week we covered a huge amount of stonk and whisky!Elton Musk stock bust, sticks and stones break Kenny's bones! Jamie's Jingle, Where's Donny! Main Stream Media always tryin to lead ya! RobinDaData, To default or not to default that is the Grande question? Go shillers in the mist? AMC cures big C, Not-a-lot on LIT, 6.2 inflation's coming for you! Tweeky Yellen fishy smellen, Pinball Wizard Loopring blizzard, 20% off for Veterans day! Nancy Pelosi hates Flash Gordon, US Dollar got no hola, Reddit Loopring of death! 2021-11-111h 36
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 8 - Stonks in Space! Part 2! (4th November 2021)Part 2 of 2 - Slightly different but very special podcast this week, we went live into space with CosmicLightningWarrior and joined his live Youtube stream to talk stonks, talk gaming, and drink whisky! Part 2, by now we were very very drunk, but in this episode, we covered (slurred), Crypto is a religion? Ben v Yen continued, Space cigars, Cosmic p*ssing, Getting (very) lost in the Metaverse, PC Gaming, Don’t do drugs kids, Zuckerberg on Meth, realistic s*x dolls, Alternate Carbon, The Big Short, Everyone has s*x!? No one can hear you scream in space, Co...2021-11-061h 23
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 7 - Stonks in Space! Part 1! (4th November 2021)Part 1 of 2 - Slightly different but very special podcast this week, we went live into space with CosmicLightningWarrior and joined his live Youtube stream to talk stonks, talk gaming, and drink whisky! This week we covered, 5 days of green, anyone seen the SEC? Crime & Lies, Hedgies lose $2.7B, Anchorage Capital short #AMC, FUD turned up to 11, Waynes World Cramer, NFT/Loopring to the moon with Method Man driving, tanning b*ttholes, DRS processed in Col’s room, Wetbush gets soggy, which Hedgie holds the flaming turd? Cosmic kicking corruption in the nuts! Front bums, US sports v UK...2021-11-061h 23
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! EP 6 - A whole lot of FUD! (28th October 2021)Sorry we missed last week, Col decided to be selfish and he went on holiday, Sam sat there for two days awaiting the podcast call that never came, sat in his own excrement and personal 'excitement'! With that in mind, the podcast this week is essentially two podcasts in one and is a one-off slightly longer version (sorry, not sorry!) Lots covered! Including:SEC report...meh, shorts are still short, Sam is in the dog house, DWAC paddy wack its a trap! Shibby! Dude, Sweet!, Friday bloodbath, Citadel runs themselves over in front of 66 thousand...2021-10-291h 50
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! - Ep 5 (14th October 2021)Ep 5 of The Great EscAPE podcast baby!! Big thank you for the thousands of downloads last week! We're still blown away by the support you guys are giving us! Big love! New website and Instagram account!This week we're talking about, Pres. evil vendetta on Citadel, Gamestop teasing us with NFT butt hurt on Kenny's birthday! Banner suggestions for Kat Stryker, Nancy P's high-class escort escapades, Evergrande sinkhole, 18th Oct MOASS date, Everyone in meltdown, Big banks stub crypTO, Cryptic messages from GME, new podcast earworms, "Crime and Lies", kicking of multiple cans, Charles Gasparino is a...2021-10-141h 08
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! - Ep 4 (7th October 2021)Our first guest on the show! Big thank you to Rach (@dogegirl_420) for joining us, getting smashed, and talking stonks! This week was a lot of fun!This week was brought mostly together with whisky and p*rn references! Show has been edited down as the original was nearly two hours long (we blame Rach!) ;) We cover, Kenny's canned applause, Rach peeing herself, flybys on Citadels and SEC's New York buildings, Donny throwing everyone under a bus, using Gr*nder and P*rnhub as messaging platforms, Chicago hates Kenny, Rep. David Scott going full retard...2021-10-081h 14
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! - Ep 3 (30th September 2021)Thank you for your support last week, hundreds of new listeners! We love you!! Slightly longer this week as it's been bonkers in Ape land! This week we cover, 'Liar liar, Kenny's pants on fire!', Vlad ending up as a prison 'love pocket', Wheeeeeere's Donny!? Evergrande's chairman's $8 billion pocket money bonanza, Yellen, yelling, Republicans saving the US economy (We're kidding!!), Married men need to pull out more, 16 million di*k pics, Jerome 'the pu**y pounder' Powell, and Michael Burry (French Resistance Leader).2021-09-301h 21
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! - Ep 2 (23rd September 2021)Lighthearted, smooth brained and hopefully funny take on this week's activities in Ape land and meme stocks.This week we talk about butthole sunning, Trey Trades, Ariana Grande's favorite Chinese property developer, Evergrande, the SEC and the missing GME report, Donny the intern, Adam Aaron and Elon Musk twitter bromance and other stonking nonsense! All fueled by a wee drop of whisky!2021-09-2356 min
The Great EscAPE!The Great EscAPE! - Ep 1 (16th September 2021)Welcome to the first Great EscAPE episode! A podcast that makes a lighthearted attempt to talk about Meme stocks, the Apes, AMC, GME, Naked shorting, Darkpool and so much more! This is a bit of fun by two smooth brained Apes from northern England, UK.Topics rambled about in this episode:Why are we doing this?What on earth is a meme stock?Naked shorting, PFoF, Darkpools, and Short Interest (SI)Gary (Gazza the Daddy) GenslerEvergrande collapse (likely start of the next financial crash)...2021-09-171h 09