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Anything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode One-Hundred-and-Twenty-Two: Rampant Gnome Speculation (And Short Stories)I couldn’t not call this episode “Rampant Gnome Speculation”, and I hope it’s clear why. And we have the entries for the short story competition! Vote for your favourite below and next episode we’ll crown our winner. Plus, Twelfman popped over and to say ‘hi’ on another podcast: Players to Nuffle. Go and check them out here: https://playerstonuffle.podbean.com/ Tune in to listen and see if they can do better or worse than the ABAO squad at a devilish Bloodblusters round where Twelfman asks each podcast the exact same set of questions…2024-03-1800 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode One-Hundred-and-Twenty-One: It’s The One Hundred-And-Twenty-First Episode!Wow! Can you believe it! The 121st episode! Like the halcyon days of yesteryear, as far back as the 120th episode, I, Twelfman, was not there, but I’m sure it was absolutely stuffed with erudite tactical advice, witty asides, philosophical mantras and possibly even some knob jokes. Who really knows? Not me, that’s for sure. I don’t even know how long it is (fnar, told you). I know they’re talking about Bubba and the NAF presidency, though, so there’s that. Extra! We are going to be running another Short Story competitio...2024-03-0200 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode One-Hundred-and-Twenty: It’s The One Hundred-And-Twentieth Episode!Wow! Can you believe it! The 120th episode! Like the halcyon days of yesteryear, as far back as the 188th episode, I, Twelfman, was not there, but I’m sure it was absolutely stuffed with erudite tactical advice, witty asides, philosophical mantras and possibly even some knob jokes. Who really knows? Not me, that’s for sure. I don’t even know how long it is (fnar, told you). Extra! We are going to be running another Short Story competition, like we did way back when. The rules are simple. Submit a short story of no longer than 1...2024-02-0300 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode One-Hundred-and-Nineteen: Cross WordsHappy New Year. Or is it? Yes. What better way to cheer the new year in than to watch Twelfman’s slow descent into madness? Watch him try to solve Landrover’s fiendish crossword in real time! ABAO_Xmas_cryptic_2023 Extra! We are going to be extending the current Short Story competition, like we did way back when. The rules are simple. Submit a short story of no longer than 1000 words to this form, and we will read it out on air and pick a winner. Easy! Your deadline is: 23:59 on 01/02/2024. Submit it here! Here’s a new...2024-01-0800 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode One-Hundred-and-Eighteen: It’s The One Hundred-And-Eighteenth Episode!Wow! Can you believe it! The 118th episode! I, Twelfman, was not there, but I’m sure it was absolutely stuffed with erudite tactical advice, witty asides, philosophical mantras and possibly even some knob jokes. Who really knows? Not me, that’s for sure. I don’t even know how long it is (fnar, told you). But what’s this? It’s the ABAO Blood Bowl Themed Cryptic Cross, created by the one-and-only Landrover! Fill it in correctly and send it to us to have your name entered into a prize draw: ABAO_Xmas_cryptic_2023 Extra! We...2023-12-1800 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode One-Hundred-and-Seventeen: KFAQedWe are graced with the illustrious presence of KFoged superstar and newly elected Team England captain: KFoged! In this episode we talk about Team England’s past and future, then dissect the new FAQs that GW have gone and released (here, if you were curious). Subscribe to the Team England newsletter here. Extra! We are going to be running another Short Story competition, like we did way back when. The rules are simple. Submit a short story of no longer than 1000 words to this form, and we will read it out on air and pick a...2023-12-0700 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode One-Hundred-and-Sixteen: The Bellowing BelfriesScreaming Spires! It’s a tournament in Oxford run by a lovely man called Joe. I didn’t go, but thankfully, the others did. We also do Bloodblusters based on everyone’s favourite thing: Big data! Tables! Databases! And sometimes… the data lies. 00:00:00 – Intro 00:31:15 – Full disclosure, it’s late, and I don’t want to have to go through the episode and find all the timestamps 01:09:11 – Sometimes it’s easy, you know? But other days, you think… it’s late, bed is waiting, and what’s it all for? 01:29:12 – Why? 01:49:33 – Are y...2023-11-2000 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode One-Hundred-and-Fifteen: The ‘Necks’ Team England CaptainIt’s spoooooky season, and therefore what better time than now to discuss the brand new Vampires that GW have gone and released? I wonder if they planned that? We’re also talking about the upcoming election for the captain of Team England. Plus, you should go to the tournament Screaming Spires: https://talkfantasyfootball.org/viewtopic.php?p=824707#p824707. 00:00:00 – Intro 00:00:35 – Look, I wasn’t there this time 00:22:00 – So I don’t know when they talked about stuff. 00:45:00 – You think I want to listen back to all this natter? 0...2023-10-3100 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode One-Hundred-and-Fourteen: Alicante World Cup ReportIt’s here! And it’s five-and-a-half hours long! You can also read Twelfman’s write-up here. Strap in, boys and girls! We’re talking about the World Cup. 00:00:00 – Intro 00:04:35 – BloodBlusters 00:42:00 – Day 0 00:52:00 – Day 1 02:14:30 – Day 2 03:43:10 – Day 3 05:31:08 – End Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao ps! Twelfman’s book is now out. You can buy it! Or, not. Whatever you want. Look, forget I mentioned it okay? Find it here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Advocatus-R-Turner-ebook/dp/B09L31CMKQ/ https...2023-10-1600 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode One-Hundred-and-Thirteen: The Pain in Spain stays mostly on the PlaneThis week we’re talking about the upcoming NAF World Cup V held in Alicante. What are we expecting? What are we taking? Is cannibalism okay when it’s vegan on vegan? 00:00:00 – World Cup Discussions 01:54:55 – End Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao ps! Twelfman’s book is now out. You can buy it! Or, not. Whatever you want. Look, forget I mentioned it okay? Find it here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Advocatus-R-Turner-ebook/dp/B09L31CMKQ/ https://www.thrudball.com/ Episode One-Hundred-and-Thirteen: The Pain in Spa...2023-08-2800 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode One-Hundred-and-Twelve: THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUDTHRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD  00:00:00 – THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD 02:36:40 – End Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao ps! Twelfman’s book is now out. You can buy it! Or, not. Whatever you want. Look, forget I mentioned it okay? Find it here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Advocatus-R-Turner-ebook/dp/B09L31CMKQ/ https://www.thrudball.com/ Episode One-Hundred-and-Twelve: THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD THRUD Shirts and Stuff: https://t...2023-08-1400 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode One-Hundred-and-Eleven: The Only Way Is EthicsEthics is on the menu today. We’re revisiting when and how its correct (in our opinion) to concede during a match. We’re also touching on Thrud (I know, quelle suprise), then having a few cryptic crossword clues, before rounding off with nobodies favourite: Bloodblusters! What could go wrong? 00:00:00 – Does anyone read these? 01:56:44 – End Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao ps! Twelfman’s book is now out. You can buy it! Or, not. Whatever you want. Look, forget I mentioned it okay? Find it here: https://www...2023-07-2800 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode One-Hundred-and-Ten: Gone In The Gutter (Bowl) Today we’re talking Gutter Bowl, the newest expansion released by GW. It’s not Street Bowl, don’t be absurd. Totally different thing. We’re also doing a bit on Thrud, because that is tradition by this point, before rounding off with an episode of Bloodblusters. Think you know your skills from LRB4/6? Then play along, why don’t ya… What could go wrong? 00:00:00 – Intro/Street Bowl/Thrud/Bloodblusters/Inane Gibberish 01:49:12 – End Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao ps! Twelfman’s book is now out. You can bu...2023-07-0300 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode One-Hundred-and-Nine: AI Laughs and Gridiron Thrills: Unleashing the NAFC, Grashnak Blackhoof, and BloodBlusters Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for an episode like no other on our Blood Bowl podcast, as we unleash the whimsical wit of our AI companion right from the start! This very intro and title was crafted by our AI friend, who’s not only here to calculate dice rolls but to tickle your funny bone as well. So fasten your chinstraps and brace for a hilarious journey into the world of Blood Bowl! Now that we’ve set the stage with our AI’s comedic touch, let’s dive into the heart-pounding action...2023-06-0500 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!ABAO Special: The Grudge of Drong There’s too much Blood Bowl on this Blood Bowl podcast, you know what I mean? Let’s listen to Nazgob and Nightwing as they take a break from chucking a ball about The Grudge of Drong, a Warhammer Boxed Set Campaign Doohickey from 1997 about dwarves. 00:00:00 – Grudges! Drong! Dwarves! 01:34:00 – End Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao ps! Twelfman’s book is now out. You can buy it! Or, not. Whatever you want. Look, forget I mentioned it okay? Find it here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Advoc...2023-01-0300 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事伴侶親密關係課程、女性探索引導察覺課程解說此集會不定時下架 課程請透過Line IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-07-0806 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.28 勸世！約砲別找抽煙男～FT.萱萱抽菸真的會比較不敏感、硬不起來嗎？ 精液味道會變得很腥？ 抽菸的男生真的床上比較不ok嗎？ 本集請到一個聽眾粉絲，描述她跟三個有抽菸習慣男生約砲踩雷的故事～ 聽完歡迎追蹤、給我五星好評、也歡迎乾爹乾媽贊助～ IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-07-0517 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.27 我的情慾按摩師男友～FT.Una相信很多人也好奇有一個從事按摩師的男友，究竟是怎樣的一個感覺呢？ 真的每次都有免費舒壓服務嗎？ 床上真的比較猛可以一直爽？ 還有要怎麼去接納對方情慾按摩師的身分呢？ 約會路上會不會遇到以前的客人？ 非常感謝有粉絲願意主動跟我分享她從去給師傅服務之後，到來交往的這段心路歷程！讓我有這個題材可以從按摩師的感情交友面，帶大家用不同角度來看這個職業！ 另外因為錄音當天有狀況，所以首次採用不得已的skype錄音請見諒～ 聽完歡迎訂閱、給我五星好評、也歡迎乾爹乾媽贊助～ IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-06-2822 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.26 怪人吸引體質～從約砲到進入包養看透人生百態FT.Fn本集的粉絲來分享她初夜跟砲友在野外後，慾望開關開啟一發不可收拾，之後開始一年內從約砲玩到進入包養，因為怪人磁鐵體質所以遇到の各種奇聞軼事，到最後看透人生百態退出收山的故事～ 聽完歡迎訂閱、給我五星好評、也歡迎乾爹乾媽贊助～ IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-06-2134 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Eighty-Four: FAQ You To You TooA new FAQ done gone came out, so lets have a talk about it. Also, BB3 beta was released. It was… yeah. 00:00:00 – I wonder if anyone ever notices these? Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Eighty-Four: FAQ You To You Too PS: The charity album can be found here! https://www.playitforward.com/projects/273 2021-06-1600 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.25 這些年我在Goodnight 遇到的奇耙事～同步加映實況爆笑配對！FT.Allie本集又請到了之前上過節目的粉絲，來跟大家分享她在日常玩goodnight 遇到的一些奇耙事故事！ 另外節目後面也有實際配對的語音，從豆腐男、嬌喘男、再到小M男～ 保證讓你笑到不行！ 聽完歡迎訂閱、給我五星好評、也歡迎乾爹乾媽贊助～ IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-06-1520 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事IG又被檢舉了，動起小手幫我重新追蹤～感謝新のIG:abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-06-1400 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.24 電愛撩撥指南&約砲守則～FT.情慾書苑-阿梓防疫不能約砲怎麼辦呢？那就電愛吧！ 本集請到了電愛撩撥大師，來教大家如何從電愛到性愛～ 直接示範給你看！ 不知道該如何開頭電愛？ 電愛該怎樣引導？ 用什麼樣的詞彙才不會讓對方冷掉？ 女生約砲該注意什麼？ 赴約前包包裡面該帶哪些東西？ 怎樣的行為才是一個好砲友？ 真的大或粗就是好嗎？ 本集大補帖通通一次教給大家！ *內容含有大量笑聲請小心服用，另外開車時收聽也要小心不要握錯排檔呦* 聽完歡迎訂閱、給我五星好評、也歡迎乾爹乾媽贊助～ IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-06-0852 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.23 交往前要先試車知道嗎?不只選好車還要更好頂配的車 FT.Allie交往前要先試車嗎？ 鼻子挺老二就大？ 該帶著怎樣的心態試車？ 本集的來賓Allie來描述她過去沒有先試車結果遇到秒射男的故事～ 不止選好車，還要選更好頂配的車！ 先苦後甘，分手後Allie的豔遇也太多了吧！ 聽完歡迎訂閱、給我五星好評、也歡迎乾爹乾媽贊助～ IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-06-0320 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.22 從性的親密與被愛談談冷感FT.Kelly一段親密關係裡面，如果男生沒有顧慮到伴侶感受，可能也會間接導致伴侶冷感或是對性感到害怕，本集請到一個聽眾粉絲，上來分享自己因為伴侶疏忽沒有給她一個好的第一次體驗，而導致一度冷感、害怕、懷疑自我，到後來鼓起勇氣找了朋友一起摸索累積經驗值，發現性與愛缺一不可，並漸漸從下一段性與被愛中讓自己不再冷感害怕的故事。 聽完歡迎訂閱、給我五星好評、留下感想 IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-05-3120 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.21 已婚婦女的情慾按摩體驗 FT.An根據馬斯洛需求理論，生理需求是最底層基本的，包括性需求～ 本集請到了一個已婚聽眾，來描述她因為一直無法滿足最基本的生理需求，內心的糾結與拉扯，到最後下定決心跨越那一步去體驗了情慾按摩的整個過程，以及事後的心境轉變！ *此為夢境描述，如有雷同純屬虛構* 聽完歡迎訂閱、給我五星好評、留下感想 IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-05-2830 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.20 服務意外賺到雙飛殘廢澡? NTR時被對方老公射在身上?很多粉絲常常好奇，服務過那麼多客人裡面，有沒有有趣的故事可以分享？ 所以我就挑了幾個來分享給大家： 服務中意外的雙飛豔遇？ 不小心被對方老公射在身上？ 三對三空姐服務？ 超緊讓我秒噴萌生退役念頭的客人？ 很多有趣的經歷都在本集～ 聽完歡迎訂閱、給我五星好評、留下感想 IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-05-2516 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Eighty-Three: Death Zone Two 2 – Electric BoogalooMore Death Zone two discussion as well as the folly of man as a collective entity. 00:00:00 – Life, eh? What even is life? Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Eighty-Three: Death Zone Two 2 – Electric Boogaloo PS: The charity album can be found here! https://www.playitforward.com/projects/273 2021-05-2200 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.19 國內情慾按摩生態探討~女生想嘗試該怎麼做選擇？你是不是也一頭霧水：色按、情趣按摩、情慾按摩⋯到底差在哪裡不是都一樣嗎？ 阿寶，為什麼聽完你節目之後，找不到任何可以去的店家？ 如果女生想要找這種服務，該怎麼選擇？ 先認清自身需求以及想從中得到的收穫！ 只是單純性需求滿足？還是探索自我更了解自己？ 想知道這行業目前國內市場現況嗎？ 主流的服務到底是什麼？ 以目前台灣的生態，我想要入行怎樣比較好？ 自己創業做還是加入工作室？ 本集仔細的一個一個來為各位講解！ 直接帶大家更進一步探討情慾按摩產業生態！ 聽完歡迎訂閱、給我五星好評、留下感想 IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-05-1916 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.18 性愛時讓人害羞尷尬的陰吹~以及女生也有包皮垢你知道嗎?性愛過程中常常陰道不自覺的放屁？ 妳知道這種狀況叫陰吹嗎？ 一般容易發生陰吹的姿勢是？ 性愛姿勢怎麼改變避免尷尬？ 服務時口愛最怕遇到怎樣的客人？ 本集就來把我過去服務中比較尷尬的情況跟大家分享～ 聽完歡迎訂閱、給我五星好評、留下感想 IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-05-1609 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.17 持久方法大公開!帶你改善性愛時間提升品質~想入行的你不能錯過!本集來跟大家分享我過去的小訣竅～ 幫助大家更持久提升性愛品質！ 你常常一下子就一處即發嗎？ 想改善自己性愛品質的一定要參考，如果是想從業的你，更要收聽這集好好鍛鍊！ 從生活飲食、日常訓練到實戰 一步步讓你更持久～ 註：主要是針對自身改善經驗分享，非正規醫學幫助延長性愛交合過程。 *嚴重早洩及性功能障礙請盡快就醫* 聽完歡迎訂閱、給我五星好評、留下感想 IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-05-1116 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.16 情慾按摩破處流程大公開!破處其實沒有想像的那麼可怕~先從了解自己開始很多粉絲好奇我服務破處の流程，所以我在這集公開我的破處程序～ 你知道處女膜有幾種類型嗎？ 破處一定都很痛嗎？ 處女也可以侵入性指交嗎？ 破處、強姦性侵一線之隔？ 處女也能用棉條嗎？ ＊建議破處最好還是跟自己喜歡的人，並不鼓勵女生花錢破處＊ 聽完歡迎訂閱、給我五星好評、留下感想 IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-05-0515 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.15 入珠教主一出手!讓你床上又粗又持久(下)~FT.京粗入珠-陳安窓深夜聊什麼：入珠の職人（陳安窓） 入珠專業20多年，堅持做好一件事 全台六家店面、百年保固！ 被封為「入珠教主」電視台各大節目爭相採訪報導！ 何謂入珠？什麼是入珠？ 早期入珠是做什麼用的？ 入珠到底會不痛？ 入珠還有專利按摩珠？ 最小年紀客人是自己兒子？ 入珠是醫療行為嗎？ 本集來帶大家揭開入珠的神秘面紗～ *入珠非正規醫療行為，訪談內容僅供參考，以上言論不代表本節目立場* 聽完歡迎訂閱、給我五星好評、留下感想 IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-04-2822 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.14 入珠教主一出手!讓你床上又粗又持久(上)~FT.京粗入珠-陳安窓深夜聊什麼：入珠の職人（陳安窓） 入珠專業20多年，堅持做好一件事 全台六家店面、百年保固！ 被封為「入珠教主」電視台各大節目爭相採訪報導！ 何謂入珠？什麼是入珠？ 早期入珠是做什麼用的？ 入珠到底會不痛？ 入珠還有專利按摩珠？ 最小年紀客人是自己兒子？ 入珠是醫療行為嗎？ 本集來帶大家揭開入珠的神秘面紗～ *入珠非正規醫療行為，訪談內容僅供參考，以上言論不代表本節目立場* 聽完歡迎訂閱、給我五星好評、留下感想 IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-04-2022 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Eighty-Two: In The Zone. The Death Zone.A nice short one today where we talk about deathzone 2: electric boogaloo and then play BloodBlusters. That is so us. 00:00:00 – It’s only a short one, do you need a summary? Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Eighty-Two: In The Zone. The Death Zone PS: The charity album can be found here! https://www.playitforward.com/projects/273 2021-04-1700 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.13 怕另一半聽我節目出軌？還有做節目以來的感想，謝謝大家支持與指教！對於錄了10多集節目以來，收到的支持跟回饋，來做一個心得感想! 感謝大家的收聽! 我的節目不是顛覆三觀，只是你沒有試著探索了解那個內心深處有慾望的自己罷了 IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-04-1509 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.12 找情慾按摩破處? 有男友卻無法滿足需求該找情慾按摩嗎?試著性愛分離?破處又怕痛，該找情慾按摩嗎? 很愛男友，可是性頻率不合無法滿足，該性愛分離找情慾按摩嗎? 聽完歡迎給我五星好評、並留下感想 IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-04-0915 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.11 什麼?這樣比插入還爽!!歷史悠久的性愛技巧:素股~你知道什麼是素股嗎? 什麼?這樣比插入還爽!! 我在服務的流程裡面，把素股融入情趣澡，結合成一個不錯的前戲，也是目前國內鮮少的服務~ 聽完歡迎給我五星好評、並留下感想 IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-04-0506 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.10 情慾按摩的迷思&甘苦談~真的有賺又能爽?超長久的聖人模式?想入行的你該怎麼做?做情慾按摩真的人人羨慕?有賺又有得爽? 來服務的都是非主流的女生? 職業病:超長久的聖人模式? 想入行的你，知道現在這行的發展嗎? 這集來破解一般大眾對情慾按摩的迷思，還有從業三年來的甘苦分享! 聽完歡迎給我五星好評、並留下感想 IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-03-3110 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.09 神秘的A點子宮頸高潮、私處以外的乳頭高潮你知道除了陰蒂高潮、陰道高潮以外 還有比較少人注意的子宮頸高潮嗎？ 除了私密處點位高潮以外，你知道乳頭也能高潮嗎？ 聽完歡迎給我五星好評、並留下感想 IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-03-2608 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.08 讓假按摩師無所遁形特輯市面上情慾按摩師廣告百百種，加上資訊不透明，入門門檻低人人都能自稱，導致很多女生受害~ 因為女粉絲們敲碗，所以錄成一個特輯來教大家分辨! 聽完歡迎給我五星好評，以及心得感想~ IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-03-2415 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.07 情慾按摩一定可以讓妳高潮、潮吹嗎？來找情慾按摩的又是怎樣的女生呢？情慾按摩一定可以讓妳高潮、潮吹嗎？ 來找情慾按摩的又是怎樣年紀、類型的女生呢？ 本集持續帶大家了解情慾按摩的世界~ IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-03-2212 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Eighty-One: ThrudprescussionThrud. 00:00:00 – Thrudball discussion with Thor87 00:39:00 – Thrudblusters 01:09:00 – End Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Eighty-One: Thrudprescussion PS: The charity album can be found here! https://www.playitforward.com/projects/273 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP42O454cAAu0026amp;list=PL8666uaTYcRBqbCa7Yg1zoTMIekusruwj 2021-03-1200 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.06 你洗過殘廢澡嗎?泰國浴、泡泡浴、土耳其浴 又有什麼不同？何謂殘廢澡？ 不同國家的殘廢澡又有什麼名稱跟服務上的差異呢？ 什麼？情慾按摩也有殘廢澡！ 本集帶大家一起認識殘廢澡～ 歡迎到IG私訊我任何想知道的問題或是經驗心得 IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-03-1010 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.05 究竟是真是假? 情慾按摩行銷業配手法大揭密!!近來越來越多情慾按摩相關文章 究竟是真是假呢？ 本集直接帶大家揭開常見的情慾按摩店家商業行銷、業配手法真相！ 以及Tinder早期演算法配對真相～ 歡迎到IG私訊我任何想知道的問題或是經驗心得 IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-02-2214 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Eighty: Short Story CompetitionWe talk about hobby stuff, but more importantly we talk about the short story competition! How exciting! Listen to the podcast to hear them… and to find out the winner! 00:00:00 – Book Club 00:45:00 – THRUD THRUD THRUD 01:12:50 – Short Stories 02:00:00 – Bloodblusters 02:26:00 – End Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Eighty: Short Story Competition PS: The charity album can be found here! https://www.playitforward.com/projects/2...2021-02-1200 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.04 情慾按摩學習之旅! 真假按摩師分辨第二招! 帶你進入情慾按摩的世界這集是介紹我正式接觸去泰國學習情慾按摩的過程~ 如何辨別真假按摩師第二招～ 讓假按摩師現出原形！！ 繼續帶你一起揭開情慾按摩的秘辛~~ Q&A持續募集中!! 歡迎到IG私訊我任何想知道的問題或是經驗心得 IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-02-1008 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.03 何謂情慾按摩? 教妳辨別真假情慾按摩師!! 一起揭開情慾按摩面紗⚠️教學課程招生中⚠️ 何謂情慾按摩? 如何辨別對方是不是正統情慾按摩師?還是江湖術士? 情慾按摩真的是買春找鴨嗎? 本集帶你一起揭開情慾按摩的秘辛~~ Q&A持續募集中!! 歡迎到IG私訊我任何想知道的問題或是經驗心得 IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-02-0110 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.02 原來包養是這樣玩?我也不想努力了~ FT.包養圈達人AMY什麼?原來玩包養的都是這些人? 有錢人高端的包養都是這樣玩的? 包養好賺嗎? 想踏入包養的你，該怎麼自保? 希望藉由本集，來帶大家一起揭開包養的神秘面紗~ 因為訪談隱私所以有使用部分變聲處理!! 有任何問題或是想探討的都歡迎私訊或留言一起討論!! IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-01-2826 min阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事阿寶の情慾按摩兩三事EP.01 賣原味內褲賺外快? 疫情下也能有商機? FT.原味衣物賣家AMY原味經濟賺外快～ 疫情之下也能有新商機！ 本集帶你揭開原味內衣褲商品生態～ 這是我的第一集Podcast，還請大家多多指教~ 訪談客人因為隱私關係，所以有變聲處理！ IG: abao_chingyu.tw3.0 Line:abaochingyu.tw（手動輸入） Powered by Firstory Hosting2021-01-2617 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Seventy-Nine: 2021 At LastNaz and Twelfman have a night chilled out episode where they go gradually more and more insane as time progresses. Announcing! The ABAO Blood Bowl Short Story Competition! Write a Blood Bowl themed short story of no more than 500 words and submit it here! Entry Form We will judge the best and read it on air. Good luck! 00:00:00 – Rambley nonsense. Also, check out Mike Davies guide on specific changes what veteran BB players should read for the new edition: https://t.co/Og7Jg3SEhQ?amp=1 Patreon Link: https://www...2021-01-0500 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Seventy-Eight: FAQ Yourself Before you Wreck YourselfGames Workshop released a hotly-anticipated FAQ for Blood Bowl 2020 the other day… but did it clear things up, or make things more complicated? Listen now to find out. 00:00:00 – Basically just FAQ stuff. Also, check out Mike Davies guide on specific changes what veteran BB players should read for the new edition: https://t.co/Og7Jg3SEhQ?amp=1 Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Seventy-Eight: FAQ Yourself Before you Wreck Yourse...2020-12-1500 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Seventy-Seven: We Have The BoxTwelfman decided being present was so passe, and so left this one up to Nightwing and Nazgob, the N brothers, so talk aimlessly about BB2020. Or something. I haven’t listened to it yet. 00:00:00 – idk whatever they natter on about Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Seventy-Seven: We Have The Box PS: The charity album can be found here! https://www.playitforward.com/projects/273 https://www.youtube.com/watch...2020-12-0500 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Seventy-Six: Teams of Legends Know No FearIt’s all about the Teams of Legend PDF that GW released today. Khemri’s back, baby! Never in doubt! Ahem… We also discuss Know No Fear, the book by Dan Abnett. Next book for book club is: Blood Bowl by Matt Forbeck 00:00:00 – Teams of Legend oh-god-i-forgot-to-check-the-timestamps-uhhh-about-an-hour-or-so-in?? – Know No Fear by Dan Abnett 02:01:38 – End Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Seventy-Six: Teams of Legends Know No Fear Find us on iTunes!2020-11-2000 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Seventy-Five: BB2020 Box Set/Trollslayer  Tonight, we talk about the new box set that’s been announced. We also talk Trollslayer, Eurobowl, Secret League a tiny, tiny Bloodblusters at the end, with questions submitted by Iktarus. Next book for book club is: Know No Fear by Dan Abnett  00:00:00 – Introduction/Blood Bowl Boxset00:32:08 – Eurobowl and Secret League01:00:38 – Trollslayer by William King01:36:46 – Bloodblusters02:20:21 – End Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Seventy-Five: BB2020 Box Set/Trollsla...2020-10-1900 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Seventy-Four: BB2020 EVERY Team Deep-dive  We have taken a sensible approach to the new rules discussion by meticulously going over every team from BB2020 in the context of the new rules. Fasten your seatbelts boys and girls, it’s a long one. PS, that’s gotta be a record for podcast length, right? 00:00:00 – Introduction00:05:44 – Black Orc00:21:58 – Chaos Chosen00:34:24 – Chaos Pact00:53:48 – Dark Elf01:04:28 – Dwarf01:24:48 – Elf Union01:44:46 – Goblin02:12:24 – Halflings02:21:24 – Humans02:42:42 – Imperial Nobility02:54:36 – Lizardmen03:11:27 – Necromantic03:31:40 – Nurgle03:34:54 – Ogres03:53:34 – Old World Alliance04:14:50 – Orcs04:42:14 – Undead05:03:38 – Skaven05:14:38 – Snotlings05:28:39 – Un...2020-09-1000 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Seventy-Three: New Edition Spoilerooskies  Oh mah Nuffle! New edition of Blood Bowl is on the horizon, and we have been shown spoilers. Let the wild speculation commence!  00:00:00 – New Edition Discussion!! End – End Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Seventy-Three: New Edition Spoilerooskies Find us on iTunes! The charity album can be found here! https://www.playitforward.com/projects/273 2020-08-0300 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Seventy-Two: Malus in Plunderland  This week we’re discussing The Daemon’s Curse, the first book in the Malus Darkblade series by Dan Abnett. We’re also taking another retrospective look at Blood Bowl 4th edition, so grab onto your pants, it’s insane! Also, next week we’re discussing Trollslayer, the first book in the Gotrek and Felix series. Lastly, the Blood Bowl charity album I keep harping on about has a release date! 31st of July. Listen to until the end of this episode for a sneak preview… 00:00:00 – Book Club: The Daemon’s Cu...2020-07-0600 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Seventy-One: Descent of Plaingels  oh god we have to talk about ‘descent of angels’ send help 00:00:00 – Book Club: Descent of Angels 00:53:00 – All the other bumf 01:40:00 – Song Preview   Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Seventy-One: Descent of Plaingels Find us on iTunes! 2020-06-0900 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Seventy: Insane in the Membr-Cain  We decide talking about Blood Bowl is so passé for a Blood Bowl podcast so instead decide to talk about Ciaphus Cain, an overwhelmingly superior use of time than listening to us. But, well, you’re stuck here now aren’t you? So, what are you going to do about it? Huh? Well? Next “week’s” bookclub topic is ‘Descent of Angels’, widely considered to be one of the shittest 40k books ever written, which is saying something. We invite you cordially to join us! 00:00:00 – Book Club: Ciaphus Cain 00:59:00 – Tour...2020-05-2700 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Sixty-Nine: COVID-69  We’re still all locked indoors, so we take the opportunity to talk nonsense about nonsense, well, like normal really. We’re doing a book club! We’re reading For The Emperor, the first in the Ciaphus Cain books. You can currently get it for £1 from here: Humble Bundle 0:69 – Nice Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Sixty-Nine: COVID-69 Find us on iTunes! 2020-04-2200 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Sixty-Eight: Blood Bowl CompendimoniumWe’re all stuck indoors, so lets do what we normally do: talk nonsense about Blood Bowl for far too long. We talk the 1997 Smash Hit Blood Bowl Compendium Number 1. It was full of nonsense. Hang on, isn’t the number meant to be on this side? – 0:00 Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Sixty-Eight: Blood Bowl Compendimonium Find us on iTunes! 2020-03-3000 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Sixty-Seven: Leap!!We went to Bubba Bowl. All of us! It’s rare that all four of us go to a thing. However, Matt has been struck down with Nurgle’s Rot so isn’t here to talk about it. Ah well! The rest of us solider on, regardless. Also, Twelfman hosts perhaps the fairest Bloodblusters of all time. 10:00 – Hǝlq I’m ƨɈυɔʞ in ɒ miɿɿoɿ  Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao Merrick’s Youtube Channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n...2020-03-1000 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Sixty-Six: Well Well WelshLook, I wasn’t in this one. So I have no idea what happens. I think they talk about the Welsh Championship. What do you want from me? 00:01 – Some Sort Of Blood Bowl  1̣̯̭̦͖̀6͔̤̪̜̻̼̮̠͉:̨̪6͙̣͇͖̭̹̟̦̤̕͢6̢̥̫̞͔͓̝̩͠ ͙̪͕̠̞̺̮̬̱͞-҉̫̫̘̹̣̣͈̭ͅ ̧̟̟E̶͙̘̣̱̣͎̳͔͜͜n̬͉̞̳̣͉͝d̘̥͙̪͝ ̡̛͍̘̪̣̩̩̗̱T̥̞̟̺̭͜ͅi̶̡̺͉͎m̨͏̮͎̲̙̥̬̗ͅé͍́͞s̢̳͇̰ Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao Merrick’s Youtube Channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne_rA9gUP-M& What could go wrong? Episode Sixty-Six: Episode Sixty-Six: Well Well Welsh Find us on iTunes! 2020-02-1500 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Sixty-Five: Completely Rational Discussions About Slave GiantsOgres! Slave Giants! Elflympics! Lots of sensible topics for sensible discussion. Also, Matt does Bloodblusters. Sigh. 99:99 – Why do I even bother? Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao Merrick’s Youtube Channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne_rA9gUP-M& What could go wrong? Episode Sixty-Five: Completely Rational Discussions About Slave Giants Find us on iTunes! 2020-01-0700 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Sixty-Four: Lizards and Food. Food Lizards. Fizards? Lood..!We talk spike about lizards! We talk Foodbowl! We talk BloodBlusters! We also talk diplomacy and marxism! We talk – huh? 00:00 – Lizard Spike 1:24:26 – Foodbowl 2:09:54 – BloodBlusters Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao Merrick’s Youtube Channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne_rA9gUP-M& What could go wrong? Episode Sixty-Four: Lizards and Food. Food Lizards. Fizards? Lood..! Find us on iTunes! 2019-11-2700 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Sixty-Three: The NAF World Cup IV – (DORN)BIRN, BABY BIRN!I don’t need to tell you about the world cup here. Instead, listen to our enormous four hour special on the World Cup. Seriously, it’s over four hours. 00:00 – World Cup 4:00:00 – Are they still prattling on? Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao Merrick’s Youtube Channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne_rA9gUP-M& What could go wrong? Episode Sixty-Three: The NAF World Cup IV – (DORN)BIRN, BABY BIRN! Find us on iTunes!2019-10-2400 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Sixty-Two: Sir Lowbrow LeakCoffee cup is a whole lot of blood bowl in a small, neat package. Twelfman went. How did he do? Who knows. Maybe he’ll tell us. Maybe not. We also talk about the new Lizardmen models wot GW done gone and released. Lastly, as ever, it’s a round of Bloodblusters hosted by Merrick! 00:00 – Coffee Cup 51:00 – Lizardmen discussion 1:30:00 – Bloodblusters Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao Merrick’s Youtube Channel https...2019-09-0900 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Sixty-One: Gert’n’Thrud’n’StuffWe talk Gert. We talk Thrud. We talk Nonsense. You all know the drill by now. 00:00 – Time 10:00 – Parsley Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao Merrick’s Youtube Channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne_rA9gUP-M& What could go wrong? Episode Sixty-One: Gert’n’Thrud’n’Stuff Find us on iTunes!     2019-08-2800 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Sixty: Two Hobbity CakesWe talk Cake. We talk halflings. We talk Bloodblusters. You know it’s good stuff. Just eat it, don’t ask questions. Trust me. 00:00 – Intro §￥:♝∢ – Time is meaningless ∞ – End of days Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao Merrick’s Youtube Channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne_rA9gUP-M& What could go wrong? Episode Sixty: Two Hobbity Cakes Find us on iTunes!     2019-07-2500 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Fifty-Nine: NAFC Riff Raff CNAFC! This is what I’m talking about. We also discuss, oh, erm, what was it. Halfings? I think? It’s been like two whole weeks. I don’t know things like this. I’m only one man. Anyway, we also do some of them thar questions from over the pond, submitted by Kilowogg from Bothdown, the ‘number one blood bowl podcast’. I mean, not every podcast feels the need to justify itself. Some let the content speak for itself. Just sayin’. Go find them on http://bothdown.com/ 00:00 – Intro 29:00 – NAFC 1:34:00 – Bl...2019-06-0300 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Fifty-Eight: Pour One Out For SAWBBOWLSome of us went to SAWBBOWL, and it was the last sawbowl. Sad times We also talk other generic nonsense. Also, bloodblusters, with guest questions again, this time from a model! Or was that the model obsessive? I can’t remember. Either way, it’s about models! 00:00 – Intro TIME IS MEANINGLESS – Bloodblusters, then end Vote now! Who is gonna win the ultra Halfling Battle Of The Ages: Take Our Poll Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/aba...2019-04-2700 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Fifty-Seven: LRB3 – Part TwoMore lurkings into LRB3, with us picking up from where we left off. Also, bloodblusters, with guest questons! 00:00 – Intro 10:00ish – LRB3 Part 2 1:18:40 – Bloodblusters, then end   Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Fifty-Seven: LRB3 – Part Two Find us on iTunes! 2019-03-1300 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Fifty-Six: LRB3 – Part OneWe take a retrospective into the dark, dank days of LRB3 today… It’s a long one, so it’s in two parts. Also, the prodigal halfling fancier returns! 00:00 – Intro 13:06 – Yes 1:32:01 – Stuff, then end   Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Fifty-Six: LRB3 – Part One? Find us on iTunes! 2019-02-2100 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Fifty-Five: Questions?Welsh! Open! Questions! Answers! Suggestions! Murder! Murder? Well, no. Enticing word though, eh? 00:00 – Intro 13:06 – Welsh Open 57:00 – Q&A session, then Bloodblusters   Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Fifty-Five: Questions? Find us on iTunes! 2019-02-1400 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Fifty-Four: Underworld… and, done!Time! We finally, finally, FINALLY make it through the twenty six. Every team, every star, every skill. Everything. Ev. Rey. Thing. That’s right, we’re lifting the warpstone boulder and having a poke about with Underworld. We’re also looking at some chainsaw stars and the skaven stars we missed a while back. We’re also talking Burmayhem, Elflympics, the new Undead team, oh all sorts really. Why not have a listen? 00:00 – Intro Quite a while later – Outro Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https...2019-01-0700 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Fifty-Three: EurobWhat! Two episodes in one week? What chicanery is this? (did I use the word chicanery this year already?) Although not much time has passed since publishing the episodes, many weeks have passed chronologically, so, yeah. That’s that. We talk Eurobowl, Coffee Cup, oh, millions of tournaments. Far too many to list. PS: We’re still doing our Indiegogo campaign. Not long left to grab a mini or some dice (or both! (Or all three!)) https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/anything-but-a-one-dice–2/ 00:00 – Intro 16:00 – Eurobowl and other Tournaments, but mostly Eur...2018-11-2000 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Fifty-Two: Spike II – Return Of The SpikeDark elves! Spike magazine 2! Bristol Speedbowl! Chimera Cup! Oh sweet rambunctious parade of emotions, will you never cease? Oh! By the way… We’re running an indiegogo campaign RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND! Take a look! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/anything-but-a-one-dice–2/ 00:00 – Intro Some time later – Outro Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao Indiegogo campaign: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/anything-but-a-one-dice–2/ What could go wrong? Episode Fifty-Two: Spike Two – Return Of The Spike Find us on...2018-11-1600 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Fifty-One: Dorn To Birn WildWhat a treat we have for you ungrateful lot today! We’ve only gone and got Torsten from the 2019 World Cup team on the podcast talking about Austria, Beer and occasionally Blood Bowl too. Also, we’ve got some chatter about the new Dark Elves, their new star players and their pitch. Also also, Bloodblusters! I’m hosting. Need I say more? 00:00 – Intro 16:25 – Dark Elves 1:27:51 – BloodBlusters 1:47:00 – World Cup Interview 2:29:30 – Outro Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What co...2018-09-1900 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Fifty: Fifty Shades of, er, Never MindFifty big ones! Fifty smackeroos! Well into middle age now, we’re definitely over the hill. That won’t stop us churning out quality content right into your head dishes, or my name isn’t Trumpkin. Wait, what were we talking about again? I forget. 00:00 – Intro 21:30 – Gert Bowl VIII 1:24:50 – Two-Up Cup 2:03:12 – Red Trophy 2:38:58 – Lutece 2:58:34 – Outro Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Fifty: Fifty Shades of, er, Never Mind Find us...2018-08-1200 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Forty-Nine: Open Spike NightI know! It’s hard to keep up with this veritable flurry of content. Naw, apologies for the brief hiatus. But we’re back! Hey, it could be worse! Imagine if we released a new episode every day. shudder 0:00 – Intro 5:48 – Auld World Masters IV 1:19:40 – Spike Magazine 2:38:58 – Outro Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao https://twitch.tv/hawca_ No Bloodblusters this episode, but stay tuned on that front. It’ll be worth it… What could go wron...2018-06-1700 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Forty-Eight: Get Your Pacts StraightChaos Renegades I mean Pact. Literally perfect. The best of the best. Elves, Goblins, Skaven, Ogres, Minotaurs, all in one team. Clawpomb. Mutations. Wait, they’re bottom tier two? Why? Listen to find out! We’re also talking SAWBBowl II, then we’re getting all down and dirty with the rulebook. Rules Lawyers, unite! Oh, and a BloodBlusters quiz by Nazgob again, so impartiality and fairness abound. 0:02:38 Chaos Pact 1:10:34 Chaos Pact Stars 1:35:06 Rules Clarifications/Rules Lawyering 2:02:14 SAWBBowl 2:34:10 BloodBlusters 2:51:30 Outro We’re running for charity, details c...2018-04-2600 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Forty-Seven: Let’s Try That Again, Shall We?Ok! We’ve had another go, and hopefully it’ll all go better this time around. We’ve got planning. We’ve got jingles. Oh it’s exciting. 0:00 – Intro 9:04 – New Chaos Team 37:36 – Andy and Alex Do Stuff 58:34 – Sevens tournament in Cheltenham 1.40.46 – Outro Look at that! An actual schedule! Who do we think we are, Both Down? Seven Wounders of the World: https://www.incomgaming.co.uk/collections/events/products/igbb-presents-7-wounders-of-the-world -or- https://www.facebook.com/events/578873979132893/ Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://tees...2018-04-0500 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Forty-Six: Welsh WomenThe host is dead! Long live the host! Twelfman is absent today, because of a collection of frankly embarrassing technical cock-ups. That means this is purely an episode of Nazgob, Merrick and Nightwing. I didn’t even edit this one! Hold on to your pants listeners, it’s a new world out there! They’re talking the Welsh Open and the Amazon roster. A bit of a shorter episode because, well… Just listen to it and they’ll explain all. Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.co...2018-02-1600 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Forty-Five: Post-Sevens/Pre-Welsh DiscussionThere once was a hiatus… Then it was over. We’re back, baby! We’re talking about the 7s tournament that Nightwing went to, then we’re delving into the Welsh Open, a wicked tournament that’s running this weekend. Lastly, we’re getting a special guest in to run this week’s enormous BloodBlusters: LouLizCSC from the MML! Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao Lou’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/loulizcsc What could go wrong? Episorty-Fiv...2018-01-2400 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Forty-Four: Elflympics II: Elflympics Harder  The second Elflympics has been and gone, and we spend a decent amount of time nattering on about it this week. We also set ourselves some Blood Bowl resolutions to try and be better players Merrick’s hosting Bloodblusters too. Oh dear. Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Forty-Four: Elflympics II: Elflympics Harder Find us on iTunes! 2017-12-2200 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Forty-Three: Orcs – On Cloud AV9Orcs! They’re big, they’re green, they’re here to get in the way. Nothing says green eggs and beef like orcs. Why have pathetic, piddly, barely-even-there armour when you can slap AV9 on almost every piece and laugh as your opponent fails to break it even once in an entire game? Why not play a team that can literally field a whole roster with no linemen? Also, Varag gets fawned over this episode. Delicious, delicious Varag. Lastly, it’s Bloodblusters, run by Nazgob, so lube up, it’s going to be a dry one...2017-11-2200 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Forty-One: Terrible TwosWe’re two years old! We look back on years and years any, uh, well that’s it, of content. We’re also talking about the Chimera Cup! Ah! And we have shiny new excellent microphones! Listen to our sexy voices in glorious definition! And then Bloodblusters… Run by Nightwing. History books out, chaps. Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao What could go wrong? Episode Forty-One: Terrible Twos Find us on iTunes! 2017-10-1300 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Forty: Professional Trade Union  Twelfman can finally, finally go off the rails on a bit of Elven Union Pro Elf action. And not only that, but he and Nightwing get to be all mushy over Eldril Sidewinder. Swoon. Oh, also Dolfar Longstride and the skills Nerves of Steel, Kick, and Pass Block. We’re also proud to announce we’ve launched some money making schemes! Help us get better microphones by either buying a shirt or supporting us on Patreon. Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/ABAOpodcast Shirts and Stuff: https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/abao2017-09-1000 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!ABAO Specials: Foul Bowl CommentaryIt’s time for a special episode of Anything But A One! Join Twelfman and Merrick as they commentate over the recently videoed game between Twelf and Maverick, on the top table at Foul Bowl II… You’ll need both a link to the video and the audio file playing separately. Here’s the audio file: And click me for a link to the YouTube video! Or click below… 2017-07-0300 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Thirty-Seven: More Entirely Rational Discussions About Deathzone II  Deathzone: Season Two. More stuff to love, more stuff to hate, more stuff to ‘meh’. In this episode we deal specifically with the non-optional rules, so Star Players and new inducements. Keep an ear out for future episodes where we talk about other bits and bobs. We also talk about Foul Bowl wot just happened. And of course… Bloodblusters, and this time Nightwing’s hosting, so get out your 1980s outfits and hairdos, because we’re getting retro. What could go wrong? ABAO Episode Thirty-Seven: More Entirely Rational Discussions About Death...2017-06-2600 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Thirty-Six: That Sucks ThrallsVampires! As strong as a Black Orc, as nimble as a Gutter Runner, as robust as a zombie, with the skill access of the Holy Slann Blitzer. What downside could be so enormous that they’re considered tier three at best? Also, half of us went to Auld World Masters, and a different half of us went to Cake Bowl, so we chatter about that for a while. And does Nazgob have an iron-clad justification for powergaming up the wazoo? Obviously we end up with Bloodblusters, too, hosted once again by the Jeremy Paxman of Bl...2017-06-1300 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Thirty-Five: Rats  We’re joined by two super duper special guests today: Orca Cola’s RK, and the NAF’s Hawca. We talk Orca Cola and NAFC with these lovely chappies. Then it’s the Skaven roster discussion time, where we examine the strengths and weaknesses (not that there are many) of the Skaven team. Lastly, it’s Bloodblusters! What could go wrong? PS: Link to the Orca-Cola league here! ABAO Episode Thirty-Five: Rats Find us on iTunes! 2017-04-2300 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Thirty-Four: SAWBBL-de-hoy  SAWBBL happened last week, and a bunch of us were there. We talk Goblins, Norse, and general insanity. You know us by now. We also talk about the Bright Crusaders models and the Made To Order BB stuff. Then it’s BloodBlusters, hosted by Merrick. Wahoo! What could go wrong? ABAO Episode Thirty-Four: SAWBBL-de-hoy Find us on iTunes! 2017-04-1400 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Thirty-Three: BB2016s and Bubbas and Bears, oh my!BB2016 – Love it or hate it, it’s here to stay. We start today’s episode with our take on it as a whole, what we like, what we don’t like, that sort of thing. We’ll then move onto Bubba Bowl III, Bristol’s Premier One Day Tourney that most of us went to. Then it’s Gert Bowl VII, this year run by Twelfman. Wait, another tourney run by Twelfman? Uh oh. And lastly, of course, it’s a super duper Blood Bowl Special! Or is it..? Oh! And this episode...2017-03-2200 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Thirty-One: Slanntastic Mr KroxOh Slann, you underrated team of freaks, you. Who cares for tiers or optimisation when you can simply bounce around, having fun? Who needs Blitzers with Block or Catchers with Catch? Or, well, any of the staple skills required to make a team competitive? Not Slann! We’ll also take a look at Scrumpy Scramble this week, and how it all went, how we did and all that. Then it’s a brief overview of the Bubba League, Bristol’s new tabletop league wiv a proppur wibsight an’ everyfink (bubbaleague.co.uk, if you were wonderin...2017-01-2300 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Thirty: Grak and Crumblebroken?  Literally nothing contentious happened in the last few weeks. No new models were released, no new unbalanced star players were announced, nothing whatsoever even remotely controversial even crossed the minds of anyone. Well, maybe not. This week we’re talking about the new star players Grak and Crumbleberry, the new models revealed at Warhammer World, the referee models and rules, as well as a few other bits and bobs. We’ll also discuss Scrumpy Scramble, Naz’s tournament goin’ on dowun in th West Countr’y moi luver. And of course, Bloodblusters, hosted by Twelfman...2017-01-0600 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Merry Christmas from the ABAO Podcast Team!On the twelfth day of Nufflemas ol’ Nuffle gave to me: Twelve on the armour, Eleven ‘Zons a-Blodging, Ten Slann a-Leaping, Nine Elves Wardancing, Eight Claws a-POMBing, Seven Zombies Fouling, Six Saurus Blocking, Fiiiive Douuuble Skuulllls! Four Chaos Teams, Three Long Bombs, 2+ to Hit… And Halfling be’ng Thrown by a Tree! May all your dice roll 6’s! 2016-12-2500 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Twenty-Six: RevitalisationingListen as the podcast enters whole new hitherto untold depths of, er, something, as two new cast members join the team! Welcome Knightly and Nazgob! We’re talking mostly about Exebowl III this time. We’re also going into our detailed opinions of the new Blood Bowl boxset that’s apparently coming out or something? We also for some reason talk about Sharpe, Tesco and Ciaphus Cain, Hero of the Imperium. Ah, and Bloodblusters! What could go wrong? ABAO Episode 26: Revitalisationing Find us on iTunes! 2016-11-0200 minAnything But A One!Anything But A One!Episode Twenty-Five: Glowblins  Oh dear. We’re talking about Goblins this week, and that means only one thing. Glowworm guest-stars again and, well, you remember last time..! We’re also (ostensibly) discussing Loner, No Hands, Chainsaws, Hail Mary Pass and Secret Weapon, as well as Fungus, Ripper and Scrappa Sorehead. I’m sure it’ll all go to schedule and nothing untoward will happen! Glow’s also running his infamous BloodBlusters variant again. It’s unforgettable. I mean it. Oh, we also touch on the Podbowl! What could go wrong? ABAO Episode 25: Glowblins...2016-09-2600 min