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5GFAEpisode 88: The Devil Wears PradaPut on your best cerulean sweater cause we're talking fashion bitch.
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5GFAEpisode 84: It's A Wonderful Life (Colorized Version)Merry Christmas, You Dozen Wonderful Old Listeners!
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5GFAEpisode 81: My Best Friend's WeddingIf Mike from Maine was the star of this movie it'd be called "My Best Friend's Party"
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5GFAEpisode 79: Final Destination 2 (Spooktober)What if the grim reaper was a tax auditer? Find out by clicking play and jumping into our 5th annual Spooktober!
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5GFAEpisode 76: HeavyweightsCan you guess Joel's 3 favorite scenes? Hint: they have young boys in them.
2023-08-041h 22
5GFAEpisode 75: Legally BlondeTo celebrate America's birthday and our 75th episode - we are gracing you with 2 hours of Mike yelling. Enjoy!
2023-07-052h 04
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5GFAEpisode 73: Friday The 13th Part 2 (Spooktober)We're wrapping up this Spooktober with some old friends. Jason Voorhees is back killing camp counselors and Janna is back peddling a new business that's a cut above the rest.
2022-10-181h 35
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5GFAEpisode 71: BreakdownCar's breakdown AND people breakdown - if you're feeling broken and in need of a pick me up - give this a listen! It's guaranteed to make you yell uncontrollably or chuckle a couple of times.
2022-09-091h 23
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5GFAEpisode 69 - Top GunMy god we made it. 69 pods. If you ever listened to one of our episodes in passing or laughed at one in earnest we thank you and humbly request you show your appreciation by purchasing a Top Gun branded 5GFA hat for $19.99 at 5gfapod.com now or we'll stop doing this. Thanks!
2022-05-241h 39
5GFAEpisode 68: Surviving The GameIce-T plays a homeless man who is hunted for sport by Rutger Hauer, John T. McGinley, F Murby Babraham and Charles S. Dutton from Rudy on a very special 311 day episode. Come for the middling 90's action movie but stay for the 311 hits.
2022-04-031h 43
5GFAEpisode 67: AssassinsWould you pink or stink mackerel pasta? Find out on this episode that we did for superfan Andreas Brunvoll.
2022-03-081h 21
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5GFAEpisode 65: Hocus Pocus (Spooktober)What do the Wizard of Oz, Hereditary, Robocop, Dumb and Dumber and Valentine’s Day have in common? They’re all mentioned in this episode about Hocus Pocus. Plus Dan Miller returns for his 3rd consecutive Spooktober and Magic Mike phones it in - literally and figuratively.
2021-10-222h 17
5GFAEpisode 64: Obsessed (Spooktober)Spooktober is back and Jerry O'Connell has long hair but wouldn't it be neat if Ali Larter was bald?
2021-10-131h 29
5GFAEpisode 63: AnacondaOn this week's very special Bastille Day Special we are talking about 1997's Anaconda. We also discuss if Pollard could let a bear murder him for money and peepees. Lots and lots of peepee talk. So what're you waiting for - click Play now and you might even hear Brandon do an impression of Jon Voight.
2021-09-011h 27
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5GFAEpisode 61: Under SiegeFormer Wagon Wheel busboy, Steven Seagal, is an ex-special forces cajun chef. Tommy Lee Jones is an ex-CIA blues harmonica player and terrorist. Gary Busey is Miss July, 1989, and Colm Meaney is just happy to be invited. What happens when these titans tango? Go Qball, Go Cueball, Go! Go Qball, Go Cueball, Go!
2021-06-191h 26
5GFAEpisode 60: The Good SonThe third and final chapter of the Home Alone saga takes a dark turn off a cliff in Maine. Elijah Wood wears a kangol hat and David Morse is a stone cold fox. Suck beach, bitch.
2021-06-091h 47
5GFAEpisode 59: Under The Tuscan SunGrab a glass of wine lady cause we're talking about Under The Tuscan Sun!
2021-05-121h 28
5GFAEpisode 58: Richard JewellThere is a bomb in Centennial Park - you have 30 minutes....to press play on this episode of 5GFA or we will do more Clint Eastwood films.
2021-04-151h 23
5GFAEpisode 57: Suicide KingsOn this weeks episode we mostly listen to bad music and skip categories.
2021-03-271h 11
5GFAEpisode 56: San AndreasCount all the songs used in this episode and then email your guess to 5guysflickingaround@gmail.com to win a chance at a shout-out on our next episode.
2021-02-131h 21
5GFAEpisode 55: TwinsTwarnold Twinzenegger and Twinny DeVito play twins. One of them absconded with a German scientist to a remote Pacific island, but remained a virgin, while the other banged a nun. There's lots of twinning around, rules, and a whole lotta chains. You don't try to renegotiate with old beetroot, and you don't try to shoot Kelly Preston in the arm. 1988's Twins.
2021-01-011h 26
5GFAEpisode 54: Home Alone 2 Lost In New YorkGet on your knees and tell me your not excited about this Christmas classic made even more special by the fact that one of us knows the Bird Trainer on the movie.
2020-12-231h 44
5GFAEpisode 53: CocktailTom Cruise and Elizabeth Shoebags star in a Heywood Gould production where the Beach Boys got a golden globe nomination for best original song for their cover of the Muppets classic "Kokomo"....and have ya seen Robin Williams dick?
2020-12-101h 42
5GFAEpisode 52: Broken ArrowJohn Travoltcember rolls along as he plays a rogue fighter pilot in an all-time great villain performance who hijacks a nuclear weapon and holds the southwest ransom. Did we mention Bob Gunton and Howie Long are in the film? Finally, on a serious note, we apologize in advance if Brandon's lack of respect for park rangers is offensive.
2020-12-021h 38
5GFAEpisode 51: Wild HogsThe movie is sometimes confused with the 1980 film Hog Wild, despite having significantly different plots and themes, though both movies do feature motorcycles.
2020-11-302h 13
5GFAEpisode 50: My Bloody Valentine (Spooktober)Midgets, pickaxes and the dying coal industry. Spooky.
2020-11-012h 04
5GFAEpisode 49: Stephen King's Thinner (Spooktober)Road Head + Dead Gypsy = Thin Curse & Brandon Osorio classic.
2020-10-241h 43
5GFAEpisode 48: Disturbing Behavior (Spooktober)Spooktober is back! And what's spookier than some high school students getting brainwashed so that they are smart instead of being cool and doing drugs. Well lots of things but at least this movie has an albino in it.
2020-10-171h 34
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5GFAEpisode 46: Batman and RobinStay cool, bird boys. This week we're doing 1997's Batman and Robin. Take a listen, inhale those pheromones, and don't cancel the pizzas.
2020-08-091h 37
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5GFAEpisode 44: Cedar RapidsSex, drugs and insurance. Nobody likes Ed Helms but John C. Reilly is a cool guy.
2020-07-231h 27
5GFAEpisode 43: The River WildMeryl Streep has been nominated for an Oscar 21 times - her performance in "The River Wild" is not one of them. The good news is that Kevin Bacon and John C. Reily are in this movie and who doesn't love them?
2020-07-071h 38
5GFAEpisode 42: She's All That (May-thew Lillard # 5)Matthew Lyn Lillard (born January 24, 1970) is an American actor, voice actor, director, and producer and grew up in Tustin, California. In 1996, he was cast as Stu Macher in the horror film "Scream". He also played Brock Hudson in "She's All That" and supporting character Dennis Rafkin in "Thirteen Ghosts", Billy Brubaker in Summer Catch, Jerry Conlaine in "Without a Paddle", someone in "Trouble With The Curve" and has been the voice of Shaggy since Casey Kasem retired from the role in 2009 until he was ultimately fired via Twitter in 2019.
2020-07-011h 31
5GFAEpisode 41: Trouble With The Curve (May-thew Lillard #4)Matthew Lyn Lillard (born January 24, 1970) is an American actor, voice actor, director, and producer and grew up in Tustin, California. In 1996, he was cast as Stu Macher in the horror film "Scream". He also played Brock Hudson in "She's All That" and supporting character Dennis Rafkin in "Thirteen Ghosts", Billy Brubaker in Summer Catch, Jerry Conlaine in "Without a Paddle", someone in "Trouble With The Curve" and has been the voice of Shaggy since Casey Kasem retired from the role in 2009 until he was ultimately fired via Twitter in 2019.
2020-06-171h 41
5GFAEpisode 40: Thir13en Ghosts (May-thew Lillard #3)Matthew Lyn Lillard (born January 24, 1970) is an American actor, voice actor, director, and producer and grew up in Tustin, California. In 1996, he was cast as Stu Macher in the horror film "Scream". He also played Brock Hudson in "She's All That" and supporting character Dennis Rafkin in "Thirteen Ghosts", Billy Brubaker in Summer Catch, Jerry Conlaine in "Without a Paddle", someone in "Trouble With The Curve" and has been the voice of Shaggy since Casey Kasem retired from the role in 2009 until he was ultimately fired via Twitter in 2019.
2020-05-201h 42
5GFAEpisode 39: Without a Paddle (May-thew Lillard #2)Matthew Lyn Lillard (born January 24, 1970) is an American actor, voice actor, director, and producer and grew up in Tustin, California. In 1996, he was cast as Stu Macher in the horror film "Scream". He also played Brock Hudson in "She's All That" and supporting character Dennis Rafkin in "Thirteen Ghosts", Billy Brubaker in Summer Catch, Jerry Conlaine in "Without a Paddle", someone in "Trouble With The Curve" and has been the voice of Shaggy since Casey Kasem retired from the role in 2009 until he was ultimately fired via Twitter in 2019.
2020-05-131h 49
5GFAEpisode 38: Summer Catch (May-thew Lillard #1)Matthew Lyn Lillard (born January 24, 1970) is an American actor, voice actor, director, and producer and grew up in Tustin, California. In 1996, he was cast as Stu Macher in the horror film "Scream". He also played Brock Hudson in "She's All That" and supporting character Dennis Rafkin in "Thirteen Ghosts", Billy Brubaker in Summer Catch, Jerry Conlaine in "Without a Paddle", someone in "Trouble With The Curve" and has been the voice of Shaggy since Casey Kasem retired from the role in 2009 until he was ultimately fired via Twitter in 2019.
2020-05-061h 44
5GFAEpisode 37: Con AirFrom the vault: This episode comes from a deep dive into the 5GFA archives - similar to what Nic Cage does in the National Treasure movies and he was also in this movie from 1997 with longer hair and a lot more to prove.
2020-04-191h 40
5GFAEpisode 36: Blind FuryHow many blind swordsmen does it take to cut down an entire cornfield full of benchmen? Only Rutger Hauer knows for sure. He plays Nick Parker in this action movie that straddles the lines between 80s cheesiness and 90s complexity; between full on adventure and self-aware comedy; between Over The Top and Roadhouse. Also, he's blind?!
2020-04-111h 37
5GFAEpisode 35: Tommy Boy1995’s Tommy Boy is a nuanced and foreboding examination of the dying auto industry and the corresponding communities who depend on it, set against the challenges created by nepotism in a capitalist society and a sprinkle of managing adults with diminished capacity in the workplace. Chris Farley and David Spade’s performances buttress a film which 25 years later resonates as a warning sign we all missed but can still learn from.
2020-04-021h 38
5GFAEpisode 34: Striking DistanceIn this 1993 Rowdy Harrington film Bruce Willis plays an aging cop with a knee brace and a drinking problem. When his father who is also a cop is murdered Bruce rats out of his partner and ends up on river patrol where he discovers all his old girlfriends are being murdered. He has sex with his partner, does cocaine, is constantly reminded of his drinking problem and wins the Detillo cop of the year award.
2020-03-231h 38
5GFAEpisode 33: The Parent TrapTwinsie Lohan, Dennis Quaid, and Chessy The Maid star in this 1998 Disney classic remake which explores what happens when two extremely affluent family's deepest secrets come out while also celebrating red heads.
2020-03-151h 24
5GFAEpisode 32: I Know What You Did Last SummerWhen a man's daughter is murdered he goes to a cliff a year later to murder the man who killed her. While there 4 teens run him over with their car and stupidly try to cover it up - only the dad didn't die. The next summer the dad kills 3 innocent civilians while attempting to unsuccessfully kill the 4 teens who tried to cover up their wrongdoing. Also Pete Sampras's wife is in it.
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5GFAEpisode 30: Valentine's DayLove is in the air and by love I mean not really love. Have you ever wanted to go back to 2010? Well you’re in luck because Valentines Day can take you there!
2020-02-141h 39
5GFAEpisode 29: The FanaticJohn Travolta is definitely a stalker and he gets creepy and weird. Devon Sawa plays a very successful movie star (that HAD to hurt), Dora's dead, it might be raining, lots of sniffing stuff, and also this movie was written and directed by Fred Durst, so there’s that. The run time is like 90 min and we ended up talking about it for three and half hours. So much stuff. Enjoy!
2020-02-061h 55
5GFAEpisode 28: LimitlessBradley Cooper stars (much to Mike's chagrin) in this 2021 movie about a man who gets addicted to pills when he bumps into his ex-brother in law on the street which makes him more smarterer. We discuss at length the famous Van Loon Van Luncheon and do our best Men In Black impersonations.
2020-01-291h 34
5GFAEpisode 27: Mrs. DoubtfireWhen the court tells Robin Williams he can’t see his kids, he does the logical thing and: disrupts his ex wife’s attempt to hire a nanny, dresses up like a 60 year old British woman, uses inside information to dupe his ex wife into hiring his alter ego as the nanny and tries to kill James Bond.
2020-01-211h 38
5GFAEpisode 26: The Perfect StormIn this movie John C. Reilly plays a divorcee with a kid who can't act, John Hawkes is in love with Rusty Schwimmer, William Fitchner does his best McSullivan impression, Mark Whalburg can telepathically communicate with Diane Lane, George Clooney tries to bed Dr. Linda Greenlaw and prove he CAN in fact catch fish - and finally we know you don't care about Juan Pierre but he was also on the boat and he....dies. Talk about a Perfect Storm
2020-01-131h 20
5GFAEpisode 25: The SkullsA who's-who of 5GFA regulars star in this ivy-league, secret-society thriller. The ultimate mystery to be solved: do Joshua Jackson and Paul Walker have the same butt?
2020-01-021h 23
5GFAEpisode 24: Home AloneA 9 year old boy with a penchant for shoplifting and torturing burgalars befriends the neighborhood diddler in this Christmas classic.
2019-12-221h 38
5GFAEpisode 23: Jingle All The WayPhil Hartman tries to bang his neighbor while Sinbad commits a litany of crimes in this not so fun minor Christmas classic.
2019-12-201h 26
5GFAEpisode 22: The MummyA little boy from Maine gets to live out one of his final dreams. He’s joined by his caretaker who was a joy to work with and who makes several poignant yet humorous remarks about 1999’s The Mummy, celebrating its 20th anniversary this past May 4th, which is when the movie was released. It was released on May 4th, 1999
2019-12-121h 28
5GFAEpisode 21: Air Force OneGary Oldman is on the President’s plane, so Harrison Ford and Bill Macy try to get him off. Also, the parachuting scene is great.
2019-11-271h 36
5GFAEpisode 20: D2: The Mighty DucksThis episode of 5GFA is brought to you by the Air Bombay Loafer. For kids who, for whatever reason, want to coach.
2019-11-201h 38
5GFAEpisode 19: Over the TopSylvester Stallone and Kenny Endoso perform feats of human strength, while Robert Loggia tries to get Mike Hawk to call him daddy instead of grandfather.
2019-11-131h 34
5GFAEpisode 18: Bad BoysWill Smith pretends to be Mike Lowrey, pretending to be Martin Lawrence, pretending to be Marcus Burnett, while Martin Lawrence pretends to be Marcus Burnett, pretending to be Will Smith, pretending to be Mike Lowrey in this Michael Bay masterpiece.
2019-11-061h 39
5GFAEpisode 17: ScreamOn the final episode of the 5GFA Spooktober Spectacular we discuss the 1996 horror film Scream. Come join us as we talk about high school students taking the bus to school, our love/hate relationship with David Arquette Cox, and sing along to Fountains Of Wayne.
2019-10-291h 34
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5GFAEpisode 15: Friday the 13thSome kids get killed in the woods, then later more kids get killed in the woods in the ten year anniversary of the remake/spinoff of the original movie.
2019-10-141h 23
5GFAEpisode 14: Joy RidePaul Walker and Steve Zahn try not to get murdered by a crazed truck driver who would not fare well in today's online dating world.
2019-10-071h 22
5GFAEpisode 13: Deep Blue Sea (Blue September #4)Michael Rapaport stars as a genius scientist and LL Cool J stars as a religious chef in this final installment of Blue September 2019.
2019-09-291h 26
5GFAEpisode 12: Varsity Blues (Blue September #3)On this week's Blue September episode of 5GFA we discuss the West Canaan Coyotes. Scott Caan is also in this movie which is definitely not why we chose it. We discuss concussion protocol, why a shaving cream bikini is better than a whipped cream bikini and why James Van Der Beek doesn't want your life.
2019-09-221h 29
5GFAEpisode 11: Into the Blue (Blue September #2)Scott Caan gives a tour-de-douche performance in this week's entry of our Blue September series, Into the Blue
2019-09-151h 20
5GFAEpisode 10: Point Break (Blue September #1)We're kicking off our very special Blue September series with what might just be the greatest movie of all time: Point Break. So buckle up, check your parachute, order two meatball subs, and don't forget to respect your elders. Vaya con Dios, amigo.
2019-09-071h 35
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5GFAEpisode 7: FearDo you like Bush? Do you like William Peterson from CSI? Well if you do you might be stuck in the 90's and love our pod about the 1996 rom-com Fear.
2019-08-181h 31
5GFAEpisode 6: Boiler RoomScotch Caan and Jamie Kennedy star in a movie that definitely inspired Knockaround Guys
2019-07-281h 21
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5GFAEpisode 4: Little GiantsWelcome to Urbania home of the legendary O'Shea brothers. One is a heisman trophy winner, the other a sad cuck. Devon Sawa is in it too!
2019-07-131h 16
5GFAEpisode 3: SpeedTo celebrate the 25th anniversary of "Speed" 5GFA will not slow down as they examine the 1994 Keanu Reeves thriller.
2019-07-061h 32
5GFAEpisode 2: The Wicker ManTo celebrate summer solstice 5GFA is discussing the 2006 cult classic "The Wicker Man" starring Nicolas Cage and academy award winner Ellen Burstyn.
2019-06-2800 min
5GFAEpisode 1: RoadhouseToday on the podcast we discuss the 1989 Patrick Swayze classic Roadhouse! Come for the 5 guys...stay for the throat rips.
2019-06-281h 21