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Creating Cannon074 - Sam's Song (1969)Hey Cannonites! See a young up-and-coming Robert De Niro in the slow plod of a movie that will make you think "Huh?", "What?" and "What did they say?". With a storied past and a plot that is paper thin, you won't want to miss Nick and AJ confusedly flail through "Sam's Song"! Email us with your favorite "before they were stars" movie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2021-11-111h 20
Creating CannonRetrospective - Spider-man: The Lost Cannon Script ReadingHey Cannonites and Cannonistas! In this episode, we bring you a look back over the last three Spider-man-themed episodes and bring Spider-April to a close. We compare and contrast Cannon's script with those of the Sam Raimi and MCU Spider-scripts. And we ask the important question: If you add "Spider-" to the beginning of any word, does it make it cooler? Email us with your favorite look back at a classic performance at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2021-04-3055 min
Creating CannonSpider-man: The Lost Cannon Script Reading (Part 2)Hello Again Cannonistas! We're back for the 2nd half of a script from the 80's in the format of a radio play from the 40's on a podcast in the 2020's! And we've got a terrific cast to bring this experience to life! We hope you enjoy the rest of this Spidey Adventure!! Follow us on the Socials @CreatingCannon and email us at CreatingCannon@gmail.com Starring the Amazing Voice Talent of: Ben Bode - Roz, Uncle Ben, Letterman Ben Bode - imdb.com/name/nm0090814/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0
2021-04-281h 09
Creating CannonSpider-man: TheLost Cannon Script Reading (Part 1)Hey Cannonites! We've got a script from the 80's in the format of a radio play from the 40's on a podcast in the 20's! And we've got a terrific cast to bring this experience to life! We hope you enjoy! Follow us on the Socials @CreatingCannon and email us at CreatingCannon@gmail.com Starring the Amazing Voice Talent of: Ben Bode - Roz, Uncle Ben, Letterman Ben Bode - imdb.com/name/nm0090814/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 Kari Lee Cartwright - Adele, Lucy IG: @justalittleklc || KariLeeCartwright.com J...
2021-04-101h 35
Creating Cannon079 - Cannon's Spider-ManHey Cannonites! Cannon's Spider-Man! Nuff Said! Email us with your favorite super hero movie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2021-04-011h 34
Creating Cannon073 - Hot ResortHey Cannonites! Just like "Meatballs" and "Porky's" before it, these teens are single and ready to mingle with anyone and everyone! We've got a sexy romp this episode, talking about the film "Hot Resort"! Enjoy! Email us with your favorite vacation destination at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2021-03-301h 20
Creating Cannon072 - The Finest HourHey Cannonites! Thank you to the brave men and women who sacrifice for this country and protects it from enemies, both foreign and domestic. We have a 21st Century Films film, produced by Menahem Golan that deals with two boys doing their duty, training and fighting in the Gulf War. This episode (without the outtakes) comes in at EXACTLY one hour in honor of "The Finest Hour"! Enjoy Email us with your favorite military film at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to...
2021-03-241h 04
Creating Cannon071 - Teenage Bonnie and Klypto ClydeHey Cannonites! When we look back at the great couples of history - Romeo and Juliet, Hera and Zeus, Tom and Jerry - we sometimes forget the romance and passion Bonnie and Clyde! Also, the robbery and murder. But what if they were in High School?! Well, that's what you get with the movie we're talking about this week, "Teenage Bonnie and Klepto Clyde"! Enjoy! Email us with your favorite crime movie duos at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on...
2021-03-171h 36
Creating Cannon070 - NightmareHey Cannonites! Hope you don't have Cannonightmares after listening to this episode! Well, technically it would be 21st Century Film Distributionightmares... Ok! We've got a spooky, bloody movie for you this time, made even scarier because it takes place in FLORIDA! OooOoOoooO! So settle in for the most horrifying road trip since "Due Date", it's "Nightmare"! Email us with your favorite 80's slasher flick at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube! Also! If you'd like to support...
2021-02-281h 30
Creating Cannon069 - American Cyborg: Steel WarriorsHey Cannonites! Here's an episode about one of the last Cannon Films created! It's so quintessentially Cannon, we're surprised Bronson or Norris didn't show up in it! We've got a Boaz Davidson gem here with "American Cyborg: Steel Warrior"! Plug in and Enjoy! Email us with your favorite Cyborg in cinema at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2021-02-231h 33
Creating Cannon068 - The Bronx Executioner (1989)Hey Cannonites! It's time to check out a bizarre amalgamation of parts of movies that form an even weirder, monster of a movie! It's kinda like a Frankenstein of a movie! It's called "The Bronx Executioner" and whatever that evokes in your mind, it's probably not what you expect! Settle in and enjoy! Email us with your favorite movie that wasn't what you expected at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2021-02-161h 29
Creating Cannon067 - Cannon Fodder: Phantom of the ParadiseHey Cannonistas! We're doing a sweet Cannon Fodder episode this time for the simple fact that "Phantom of the Paradise" rocks. It's a gem of the 70s, directed by Brian DePalma and starring Paul Williams, William Finley and Jessica Harper. The music itself is worth the price of admission. Enjoy! Email us with your favorite musical movie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2021-01-231h 10
Creating Cannon066 - Night Terrors (1993)What's up Cannonites! We hope your year is starting off well and that you are in the mood for some more episode of Creating Cannon! This time we watched an early 90s Cannon film with the incomparable Robert Englund in dual roles and dual timelines! You're gonna love the spooky and sexy "Night Terrors"! Enjoy! Email us with your favorite X-mas-themed movie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2021-01-201h 56
Creating Cannon065 - Dial Code Santa ClausHey all you good Little Cannonites and Cannonistas, For a holiday gift, we thought we'd give you a glimpse into a little-known 80s French Christmas movie! You might not think that is a recipe for success but you'd be wrong! Not when a murderous Santa is hunting down an ingenious 9 year old in a giant mansion! So settle in with your cocoa as we watch "Dial Code Santa Claus" aka "Deadly Games" Email us with your favorite X-mas-themed movie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And...
2021-01-111h 27
Creating Cannon064 - African ExpressWhat's up Cannonites! Here we go again, with a film about nazis in Africa flying planes! Everything will make sense when you listen to this episode of Creating Cannon where we talk about the 1990 film, "African Express"! Enjoy Email us with your favorite movie where Nazis are the bad guys at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2020-12-241h 10
Creating Cannon063 - Prison Planet aka BadlandersWhat's up Cannonites! What do you get when you combine Star Wars, Mad Max, Conan the Barbarian and I'm sure something else? That's right, you get the movie that we talked about this episode: Prison Planet! But it's also called Badlanders! So we'll talk about both! Since they're the same thing! Enjoy! Email us with your favorite post-apocalypse movie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2020-12-161h 21
Creating Cannon062 - Cannon Fodder: Thankskilling 3Whut Up, Cannon-erkies!~ We hope you had a terrific turkey day and we are thankful for your listenership! But you may be less happy with us this episode, because we are watching a movie that may bring you to the brink of madness! Hopefully you will join us in our straight jackets as we discuss Thankskilling 3! Email us with your favorite Thanksgiving movie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2020-12-0454 min
Creating Cannon061 - Cannon Fodder: Thankskilling, The Second WatcheningHey all you Cannon Fowl! As is tradition, apparently, for our Thanksgiving episode, Nick is forcing us to watch Thankskilling! We have scoured the Cannon Films library and still cannon find Thanksgiving-themed movies! If you can, maybe you could break curse and the cycle! Email us with your favorite Thanksgiving movie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2020-11-2642 min
Creating Cannon060 - Rescue Me (1992)Two 90s icons for the price of one?! That's right, from the south end of the Cannon Films lifeline, we've got "Rescue Me", starring Michael Dudikoff and Stephen Dorff! They'll have to put their differences behind them if they're going to find the crooks that wronged both of them. An exciting and sometimes exasperating cross-country chase will have you on some part of your seat! Enjoy! Email us with your favorite Dudikoff or Dorff movie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube
2020-11-261h 32
Creating Cannon059 - Prison Heat Hey Cann-inmates! When you get in trouble, it helps to be in it with your friends. But if your trouble is being kidnapped and thrown into a Turkish prison where they intend to sell you into slavery, the friend thing isn't going to make it that much better. That's the dilemma the heroines of "Prison Heat" face in this 1993 Cannon classic. Enjoy! Email us with your favorite prison film at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2020-11-181h 09
Creating Cannon058 - Joe (1970)Hey Cannon-Os! We hope this year has been kind to you because some crazy stuff has been going on. But we think that some analysis of politics is timely at this time of year and then after this we promise, back to silly, wacky movies! This episode we look at the hippie era and the reaction it evoked. Enjoy 1970's "Joe"! Email us with your favorite political at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2020-11-011h 23
Creating Cannon057 - Gor 2: Outlaw of GorHello Cannonites! We go back to the strange land of Gor and visit with your favorite hero and ours, Tarl Cabot! Listen as Nick and AJ debate the necessity or lack thereof in the creation of a sequel to the masterpiece that is Gor! You'll be just as impressed if not less by this retread of a movie! Huzzah! Gor II: Outlaw of Gor! Email us with your favorite coming of age film at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2020-10-2658 min
Creating Cannon056 - The Fruit Machine (Wonderland)Hey Cannonites! Let's all go on the lamb together and escape this world for a magical wonderland that is 1988 Brighton! We join Michael and Eddie as they navigate the underbelly of the gay club scene in the 80s and what parallels might exist between them and a dolphin! Curl up with your favorite porcelain statue and enjoy our discussion of "The Fruit Machine"! Email us with your favorite coming of age film at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2020-09-291h 18
Creating Cannon055 - The Secret of the Ice CaveHey Cannon-ites! We travel all the way down to Chile for an exciting adventure into late 80s Cannon lore with daring escapes, exciting train rides and more computer hacking than you'd think! Join us for a fantastic journey as we try to discover "The Secret of the Ice Cave"! Email us with your favorite film with dancing in it at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2020-09-211h 30
Creating Cannon054 - DancersHey Cannonerinas and Cannonerinos! This episode is definitely a departure from our normal Cannon fare with action and explosions! But give this movie a chance! It's a beautiful portrayal of ballet and heartbreak! And you'll be entranced by Mikhail Baryshnikov and Alessandra Ferri's performances, both on and off stage. Loosen those pointe shoes and settle in for "Dancers". Email us with your favorite film with dancing in it at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2020-07-011h 08
Creating Cannon053 - 2nd Viewing! Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon FIlmsHey Wild Cannons! We are one season in to this crazy ride through all of Cannon Films, trying to figure out what the heck makes the perfect Cannon film! Since we're about to start on season 2, we thought it would be a good idea to look back at how this all began! Strap in for the documentary "Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films"! Email us with your favorite Cannon Film at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube
2020-06-2040 min
Creating Cannon051 - The Delta Force Hey Cannon Force! We've got adventure! We've got intrigue! We've got action and we've got Chuck Norris! What more do you need?! Enjoy the dichotomy of this two-toned movie: The Delta Force! Email us with your favorite Chuck Norris Movie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2020-06-011h 19
Creating CannonCannon Blast #8 - VigilanteHey Cannonante's! You folks are in for a treat this episode because we are taking you out of the Cannonverse and throwing you into 1980s New York where crime is running rampant! Will Robert Forster and Fred Williamson be able to get justice? Watch "Vigilante" with us to find out! Email us with your favorite revenge flick at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2020-05-2823 min
Creating Cannon050 - GorHey there, Cannnonauts! Hope you are weathering the current craziness well and we are so happy we get to present an absolutely insane film that we watched intently until it bored us to sleep! With big names like Oliver Reed and Jack Palance, you know it's gotta be an ok Cannon Film! Get some popcorn and drop trow for the epic, "GOR" Email us with your favorite fantasy book or movie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2020-05-121h 13
Creating Cannon049 - New Years Evil Hey Cannoniacs! Welcome to the New Year! Don't trust that drink, don't party alone and don't turn your back on the tall, dark and handsome stranger! You might be in for a spooky or even deadly ball drop! Join us in a round of "Auld Lang Syne" and check out this episode's movie, "New Year's Evil"! Email us with your favorite way to ring in the New Year at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2020-04-2358 min
Creating Cannon048 - Black Christmas (Cannon Fodder)Good Tidings, Cannon-ites! Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, there was actually quite a lot of stirring because someone was mysteriously murdering sorority girls. And who can nestle themselves with that going on? We've got a very special Xmas episode for you, just in time for the holidays: "Black Christmas" directed by Bob Clark of "A Christmas Story" fame and starring Olivia Hussey of that version of Romeo and Juliet they all showed us in High School fame! Enjoy the Ho Ho Horror! Email us with your favorite non-traditional holiday movie...
2020-03-0249 min
Creating Cannon053 - First Annual Cannonemy Awards!Hello Loyal Cannon Listeners! What a ride it has been this year! Thank you so much for tuning in each week and participating in our insane journey down the rabbit hole of Cannon Films! We thought our first year deserved a fitting tribute and so we present: The First Annual Cannonemy Awards! We hope you enjoy! Email us with who you think should have won and any category ideas for next year at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2020-02-231h 19
Creating CannonCannon Blast # 7 - The 92nd Academy Awards!Hello Honorees! With the Academy Awards of Merit coming up, the Creating Cannon boys are combing through every one of the nominees and giving their predictions and their hopes for the award winners! We are all winners for the fact that this episode exists! Enjoy the Oscars! Email us with your predictions or your complaints at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube! Time Codes if you wanna skip around! Snubs - 9:42 International Feature - 13:18 Live Short - 14:12 ...
2020-02-0858 min
Creating CannonCannon Blast #6 - A Beautiful Day in the NeighborhoodHowdy Cannoneighbors! Tom Hanks can do no wrong! Neither can Mr. Rogers! It was inevitable that their paths would meet in some way or another. And here we are, with another Cannon detour with "A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood". We hope you'll be glad for this deviation into the Land of Make Believe though! Enjoy! Email us with your memories of Mr. Rogers at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2020-02-0718 min
Creating CannonCannon Blast #5 - Knives OutHey Cannon-ives! Do you like Agatha Christie novels but feel like they're missing an all-star cast AND wool sweaters? We did too and so we are so excited Rian Johnson heeded our request and made "Knives Out"! Enjoy this Cannon Blast and remember, no running with Rock, Paper or especially Scissors. Enjoy! Email us with your favorite mystery novels at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2020-01-3123 min
Creating Cannon047 - The BorrowerHey Cannoners! This episode we have a silly/scary/murder-y movie for you! It has all the hallmarks of an Alien serial killer who gets dropped on earth and has to steal human heads to survive film. You know that classic genre, right? From director John McNaughton and starring Rae Dawn Chong, Antonio Fargas, Tom Towles and a dog head, you're gonna wanna borrow some popcorn and plop down to watch 1989's "The Borrower"! Enjoy! Email us with your favorite dog-headed man at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Faceb...
2020-01-3155 min
Creating CannonCannon Blast #4 - Star Wars IX: The Rise of SkywalkerHey Cannon Masters! What a ride it has been. Over four decades of Jedi vs. Sith, light vs Dark, Darths vs...opposite of darths! Have you enjoyed the past movies but wished there was more fan service? Do you like the characters but wish they had less depth? Well then sit on down and enjoy our Cannon Blast of Star Wars Episode 9: The Rise of Skywalker! Enjoy! Email us with your favorite Star Wars viewing order at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on...
2020-01-2146 min
Creating Cannon046 - Too Much: The Robot with a HeartSup Cannonbots! We've got a heartwarming little film this episode with a bunch of nonsense and tons of silliness! A Cannon Film for the ages, "Too Much: The Robot with a Heart"! Enjoy this or don't, it's not in our programming to decide for you! Email us with your favorite movie robot or droid at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2019-12-2458 min
Creating CannonAnnouncement To Our Loyal Listeners!Just listen to the audio. It explains everything!
2019-12-2301 min
Creating Cannon045 - The Zebra ForceWhat's Up, Cannon Force?! We've got a crazy episode for you this time! The mob is terrorizing Los Angeles and the only force that can stop them is the Zebra Force! Twists and turns await you in this questionable 1976 film that will have you asking: Is this movie racially insensitive or is it much, much worse? You'll have to decide! Cause we couldn't! Enjoy our episode on "The Zebra Force!" Email us with your favorite heist movie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscri...
2019-12-091h 03
Creating Cannon044 - Thankskilling (Cannon Fodder)Hey Cannon Gobblers! We are definitely straying as far in the cinematic realm as we can in this very special holiday episode! Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! And for you, we've watched one of the silliest, low quality Turkey Murderer-themed movie ever made. This may not be your kind of movie but if you wanna join us in the insanity that is "Thankskilling", watch along at double speed to match the length of this bite-sized episode! We knew you'd wanna save room for pumpkin pie! Email us with your fave Thanksgiving recipe at creatingcannon@gmail.com
2019-11-2725 min
Creating Cannon043 - American NinjaYo Cannoninjas! We've got one of the most Cannon films we've seen so far! It's got action, adventure, car chases, ninjas, helicopters, rocket launchers and lasers! Don't worry, you won't be disappointed! Watch "American Ninja" with Michael Dudikoff before you listen to this episode so we don't give anything away! It's deserves a place in the Cannon Hall of Fame! Email us with your favorite Ninja weapon at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2019-11-251h 12Creating Cannon042 - Return of the Living DeadMany Happy Returns, Cannoners! We've got one more tasty zombie episode for you in our super-stuffed October/November of Horrors! It's the (what should be a) classic zombie film "Return of the Living Dead" led by Clu Gulager and written and directed by Dan O'Bannon! It may not be taken as seriously because it's a comedy as well, but this movie stands up against any undead flick. Please enjoy us breaking down the doors and breaking down this moving picture! Email us with your favorite zombie comedy (or zomedy) film at creatingcannon@gmail.com ...
2019-11-111h 06
Creating Cannon041 - Zombie (AKA Zombi 2)Hey Cannon-ombies! Continuing our journey down the history of zombie flicks, we reach Lucio Fulci's "Zombie"! Also know as in Europe as "Zombi 2"! We leave the American experience of the risen dead to see how it's affecting the Dominican Republic and all of the inhabitants therein. What new, scary happenings await them and us?! You'll have to wait and see in this new installment of Creating Cannon! Email us with your favorite foreign zombie film at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on Yo...
2019-11-041h 06
Creating Cannon040 - Dawn of the Dead (Cannon Fodder)Happy Halloween, Cannons of the Dead! We've got yet another spooky zombie movie for you this week: the 1978 Romero classic "Dawn of the Dead"! Tom Savini's work as a master of horror effects is on full display here so if you've got a weak stomach, steer clear! You might get some red on you. Enjoy and have a spooky time with the ghouls and goblins on All Hallows Eve! Email us with your at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2019-10-2859 min
Creating CannonCannon Blast #3 - ParasiteSup Cannon-ites! On our third Cannon Blast we get into a practically spoiler-free review of the new Korean film "Parasite". It's a gripping, suspenseful thriller that may just be worth your time. If you like Bong Joon-ho films, this is definitely one of them! We're trying to keep this all vague so you won't know our opinions of the movie before you jump into the episode. Enjoy! Email us with your favorite foreign-language film at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouT
2019-10-2833 min
Creating Cannon039 - Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)Yo Cannon-ights! We've got a rarely-seen or sought out remake/reimagining of the classic Romero zombie flick! This episode is less an analysis of the film and more a tribute to one of its stars, Sid Haig. Sid left us on September 21 of this year and we thought it would be nice to spend a little time reflecting on the man. We hope you enjoy this episode on "Night of the Living Dead 3D" and we hope Sid is smiling down on us all. Email us with any stories you have about Sid. at creatingcannon@gm...
2019-10-2146 min
Creating CannonCannon Blast #2 - Dolemite is My NameHey Cannon-ites! On our second official episode of Cannon Blast we plopped down in the theater and checked out the Rudy Ray Moore biopic "Dolemite is My Name"! Directed by Craig Brewer (Hustle & Flow) Starring Eddie Murphy as Rudy with an huge cast of supporting actors, this film takes you back to the height of blaxploitation and the man who staked his claim. Coming to Netflix on October 25th! Watch it before you listen to this episode! Email us with your favorite blaxploitation film at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twi...
2019-10-1925 min
Creating Cannon039 - Night of the Living Dead (1968) (Cannon Fodder)Hey Dead Cannons! Spoilers: The real monsters were the humans all along! Zombies have been elevated in the pop mythos as representations of mindless consumerism, groupthink and our own mortality. And that all spawned from a little indie movie created by George A. Romero in 1968 called "Night of the Living Dead"! And we thank him immensely for it! Because what would we be if we didn't have this rotting mirror to hold up to society? Huzzah! Email us with your favorite zombie movie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and F...
2019-10-1457 min
Creating Cannon038 - Cannon Blast - JokerHey Cannon-quins! Do clowns scare you? They should! Because they are horrifying monsters who are just one bad day away from becoming homicidal maniacs. Why so serious, you ask? Because the PodPod boys have taken a detour from Cannon films and are sitting down in the cinema to share their thoughts on the new Todd Phillips "Joker" starring Joaquin Phoenix! Have you seen Joker? Email us with your thoughts on the movie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2019-10-1128 min
Creating Cannon037 - Night of the Living Dead (1990)Hello Living Cannons! To kick off our spooky month of Zombie movies we start with the one that is most near and dear to our long-dead heart: "Night of the Living Dead" from 1990. It was produced by Menahem Golan, formerly one half of Cannon films. The brilliance of George A. Romero and Tom Savini shine in this remake of the 1968 film. The movie gives a fresh take on the old story without cheapening it. And Candyman is in it! What's not to love?! Happy Haunting! Email us with a fun picture of a z...
2019-10-0758 min
Creating Cannon036 - Othello, The Black CommandoHey Cann-andos! We've got a classic story of Boy meets Girl, Boy is betrayed by jealous and racist coworker, Boy thinks Girl cheated on Boy and Boy of course murders Girl. It's a tale as old as Shakespeare! Or even older because ol' Willy liked to filch plots from other texts! Sorry for the spoilers, but you should have been paying attention in High School English! We now present the tragedy "Othello, The Black Commando". Enjoy! Email us with at creatingcannon@gmail.com. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Sub...
2019-09-301h 11Creating Cannon035 - Nana, The True Key of PleasureNana, a young Parisian girl gets thrust out of maidenhood and out into the world of men...but she has a secret: She knows exactly what those men want. And she knows how to get what she wants! So a lot of people are getting what they want which means everything's great, right? Wrong! You'll have to see how wrong it can get in "Nana, The True Key of Pleasure"! Enjoy! Email us any keys you find at creatingcannon@gmail.com. We lost our. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And...
2019-09-231h 01
Creating Cannon034 - The Beast in the CellarFamily is a difficult subject to talk about sometimes. There are a lot of wounds that never close. And when you keep one of those wounds locked in the cellar, they can fester and infect everything around it. This is the trouble that Ellie and Joyce run into in "The Beast in the Cellar"! It's a spooky suspense thriller that will keep you guessing until everything is revealed in a 20 minute monologue! Enjoy! Email us with pictures of what you keep in the cellar at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Insta...
2019-09-171h 15
Creating Cannon033 - Dracula's Last RitesYo Cannon-aculas! We're starting our spooky time out early this year with a story about the undead....Vampires! The thrills will have your blood curdling which is good news because vampires hate curdled blood! You'll never guess what they have in store for a sleepy little town in Domonic Paris' "Last Rites"! Enjoy! Email us with the best vampire spotting cities in the world at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2019-09-091h 05
Creating Cannon032 - Bridge to HellHey Cannon-ighters! Hope you've got an appetite for World War 2 and the allies getting one over on ol' Fritz! And of course, what would a WWII movie be without a treasure heist and some nuns?! The hills are alive with the sound of Cannon! Nick and AJ'll help you get through this one so hop into our biplane and light up a camel cigarette, just like the Americans do! Enjoy! (Disclaimer: We do not encourage smoking. Even if they do it in movies and it looks cool, it's totally not. You know all those people...
2019-09-031h 08
Creating Cannon031 - Alien from L.A.Hey there, Cannon-estrials We've got an Out of this World episode for you this time! But it's not actually out...it's more in. And the title is a bit misleading because about 10 minutes of the movie takes place in Los Angeles. Long story short, Atlantis is buried under North Africa and there are extraterrestrials who have lived there for 1000 years. Don't worry, it doesn't need to make sense. We'll try to help you understand "Alien From LA"! Enjoy! Email us with your favorite alien sighting in LA or otherwise at creatingcannon@gmail.com
2019-08-2654 min
Creating Cannon030 - The Last American Virgin (Part 2)Hello Cannon-irgins! On the thrilling conclusion of the 2 part episode on "The Last American Virgin" we dive into what the ending means to us, whether or not we are on the side of the protagonist and whether or not we are truly "Ready for the Sex Girls". Lotta hard hitting stuff. We hope you enjoy! Email us with the any questions about where to get a cure for crabs at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2019-08-2038 min
Creating Cannon029 - The Last American Virgin (Part 1)Hey Cannonicans! Here we go with another great episode of Creating Cannon! But this time it's the first of a two-parter! We find ourselves in the early 80s, partying in LA, going to high school and trying to lose that pesky virginity! When a girl doesn't respond the way you wish they would, what do you do? We can definitively say, not what Gary does in "The Last American Virgin"! Email us with the any questions about losing your virginity at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! An...
2019-08-0852 min
Creating Cannon028 - Missing in ActionHey Cannonucks! We didn't even have to watch this movie for this episode! Chuck Norris put it straight into our minds by simply existing! "Missing in Action" stars the man, the myth, the legend... M. Emmet Walsh and also Chuck Norris! It's a classic story of the three Rs: revenge, rescue and redemption! Enjoy! Email us with your favorite Chuck Norris joke at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2019-07-311h 11
Creating Cannon027 - Crucible of HorrorWelcome Cannonors! The horrors of the crucible will become clear when you tune into this episode! Michael Gough, the original Alfred Pennyworth, plays the fastidious patriarch of the Eastwoods. Where the family goes from there is up the Eastwood ladies. You'll be champing at the smelted bit to know what happens next as you head down the rabbit hole that is "Crucible of Horror"! Enjoy! Email us your favorite crucible meal recipes at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2019-07-2258 min
Creating Cannon026 - Going BananasHey Cannonanas! Face it, the combination of Dom Deluise, Jimmie Walker, and Deep Roy in a monkey suit all in Africa seems like it would be a recipe for hilarity! Nicholas and AJ may or may not agree with that. You'll just have to find out in this episode where we watched "Going Bananas"! No matter what you think about this movie, we hope you enjoy our episode! Email us with your favorite monkey in a movie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscri...
2019-07-1547 min
Creating Cannon025 - MannequinWe've got a guest this episode! Adrienne Whitney Papp returns to help us as we dive into the complicated lives of an artist and his Mannequin lover! Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattrall star in this 80s icon, finding love in a very unlikely place: a department store! We just know these two kids will make it...even though one is made of wood! With an amazingly zany supporting cast, we hope you enjoy the podcast as much as we enjoyed this movie! You can find all of Adrienne Whitney Papp's info on adriennewhitneypapp.com
2019-07-081h 10
Creating Cannon024 - Gas Pump GirlsHey Cannonanics! This episode we've got some girls who are willing to do anything...to save the local gas station! They'll stick it in, pump it and wipe it down when it's all over...we're talking about your car. Were you thinking something else? That's disgusting! These girls are just using what their mamas gave them to run a small business. And we're talking about their brains, obviously. And their sex appeal. You caught us. Enjoy our episode on "Gas Pump Girls"! Email us with your favorite brand of gas at creatingcannon@gmail.com
2019-07-011h 01
Creating Cannon023 - Doin' Time on Planet EarthGreetings Cannonauts, from beyond the stars! It's always so difficult to fit in when you're a teenager. Which dance do you do at a wedding? How do you lose your virginity? What tactic do you use to fend off an alien cult? You'll learn this and more in "Doin' Time on Planet Earth"! That not enough for you? Did we mention about the off-key singing? Check out our episode but not before you check out this bonkers movie! Enjoy! Email us with your own UFO stories at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twi...
2019-06-241h 01
Creating Cannon022 - Death Wish IIHey there Cannon-gelenos! Paul Kersey is at it again! After a "string of bad luck" in the City of Angels, Charles Bronson's character is thrust back into his vigilante ways! Will he come out of it alive? Pay no attention to the 3 sequels behind the curtain! Suspend your disbelief and let that suspense thrill you in Death Wish II! Email us with your best directions from Mulholland to the PCH at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2019-06-171h 02
Creating Cannon021 - Death Wish (1974) (Cannon Fodder)Yo Cannonishes! Time was when a man would protect his family from the wild frontier with a pistol on his hip. But what happens when Paul Kersey, played by Charles Bronson, can't keep his family safe? Well shucks, anyone who crosses him obviously has a Death Wish! Which is why the movie is called that! Enjoy! Email us with any wishes, Death or otherwise at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2019-06-101h 19
Creating Cannon020 - The Naked CageListen up, Canninmates! We’re not messing around here! Fall in line and there won’t be any trouble in this women’s prison. Paul Nicholas is the Warden (director) and Shari Shattuck is our model prisoner (star of the movie). I don’t want to hear anything from your cells or we’ll have to reinstate the hotbox...and that’s not sexual! Nick and AJ will be your appeal attorneys so don’t expect an early release. They will, however, break down this episode’s movie for you: “The Naked Cage”! Now...Lights Out! Email us with any s...
2019-06-0351 min
Creating Cannon019 - American Drive-In (Cannon Fodder)Hey Cannonettes! We've got a pretty meta episode this time for you. Nick and AJ watched a movie about watching movies! This madcap night of hijinks and debauchery at the cinema culminates in an ending you wont believe: Your hosts actually caring about this insane film! The movie isn't technically Cannon but the boys will explain what "Cannon Fodder" is on the show. Get some popcorn and ride with your best guy or gal to enjoy "American Drive-In"! Email us if you've got a drive-in movie theater near you at creatingcannon@gmail.com F...
2019-05-271h 04
Creating Cannon018 - Aladdin (aka Superfantagenio)Greetings and salutations Cannonies! You'll discover a whole new world of Cannon when you check out this 1986 reimagining of Aladdin! It says it's a comedy so come prepared to make laughing sounds as Al Haddin of Miami joins Bud Spencer's Genie to take on beach bullies, the Mob and a rival basketball team! A heartwarming family film that absolutely no one will enjoy! But Nick and AJ sat through it to help! The only think they can't do is give you back those 90 minutes! Enjoy! Email us with your top three wishes for a genie...
2019-05-2058 min
Creating Cannon017 - Hard Rock ZombiesAre you ready to rock, Cannonites? These zombies came to chew brains and rock your socks off! And this movie is all out of brains. So sock rocking it shall be! The half-formed, vestigial twin sibling movie to "American Drive-In", "Hard Rock Zombies” definitively answers the question “What if a title became a movie?” The laughs keep on coming, intentional or not. "You’ll love it!” ~attributed to no one. Enjoy! Email us with the best zombie song lyrics at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @C...
2019-05-131h 03
Creating Cannon016 - The Red Queen Kills Seven TimesWelcome Cannoners! As much as it seems like the title is a spoiler, "The Red Queen Kills Seven Times" is actually an incredibly complicated Italian-style giallo film, shot in Germany with Italian, German and American actors! Although, yes, about 7 people die in the movie. But isn't it all about the journey? Yes. Yes it is. So strap in for a bizarre look at the fashion industry and a pesky family curse! Enjoy! Email us with your favorite giallo films at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And S...
2019-05-0650 min
Creating Cannon015 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2Welcome Cannon Faces! A comedy about murderous cannibals who live underneath an amusement park in Texas? How can you get more Cannon than that! You'll see as Creating Cannon digs in to the 80s cult classic "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2"! Plus, we've got some exclusive stories about a live viewing event featuring the star of TTCM2, Caroline Williams! Email us with any tasty chili recipes at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2019-04-291h 12
Creating Cannon014 - FirewalkerGreetings Cannon Walkers! What an adventure we had discussing this 1986 Chuck Norris and Lou Gossett Cannon Film! It's got everything: a beautiful damsel in distress, an ancient treasure and an amazing bar brawl! The only thing this movie is lacking is a coherent plot! This is Firewalker! Enjoy! Email us at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2019-04-2246 min
Creating Cannon013 - RockulaI bid you welcome, Cannon Fans! What do you get when you combine a 400 year old vampire with a absurd curse, throw in some one hit wonders and set it all to rock and roll? “Rockula”, of course! Nick and AJ are sinking their teeth into this film, trying to figure out the logic of the curse, the comedy of the commercials and the *actual* fate of Elvis Presley. Enjoy! Oh, and fangs for joining us! Also, apparently Ralph existed as a name long before the 16th century. Email us with your Vampire-themed band...
2019-04-1550 min
Creating Cannon012 - A Cry in the DarkG'Day Cannon Mates! The Cannon boys are going down unda today and they're bringing a guest: Adrienne Whitney Papp! We all know the quote "A dingo ate my baby!" right? Well, what if that wasn't just a silly phrase to practice your Aussie accent on but was the inciting incident to a nearly decade-long battle with the law in a murder case? And who could possibly portray the embattled mother? Meryl Streep, of course! Join us as we analyze the role of media in our society and find out how many times we can use dingoes to...
2019-04-081h 17
Creating Cannon011 - Dr. Heckyl and Mr. Hype Greeting and Salutations, Cannonanas! You are in for a bizarre treat this episode when we glug down the odd brew that is Dr. Heckyl and Mr. Hype! With a star like Oliver Reed, how could this movie be anything but spectacular? We will most assuredly let you know! This movie is jam-packed with weird humor, murder and more foot jokes than you would expect! Here's your prescription for Creating Cannon! Email us with any get-hot-quick elixir recipes at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscrib...
2019-04-0138 min
Creating Cannon010 - X-Ray (a.k.a. Hospital Massacre)Hey Cannoniers! What lies inside this hospital of horrors? Well...horrors, of course. Duh. But also spooky doctors, crazy patients and BOOOOOOOOOBS! Nick and AJ examine the results of watching the Boaz Davidson directed "X-Ray", also known as "Hospital Massacre" starring the beautiful Barbie Benton. So join us won't you? It shouldn't be more than a 15 minute wait and we'll be right with you... Email us with your own X-Rays at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2019-03-2552 min
Creating Cannon009 - Enter the NinjaHello Cannon Dojo! What have ninja stories always been missing? A dubbed Italian lead! The Cannon boys are joined this week by one of their great friends and best of sports, Sean Kreycik, to break down the Menahem Golan-directed "Enter the Ninja". It's the beginning of the Ninja Trilogy and we start it off with a bang! Or a Hi-yah! Email us your suggestions of what your favorite ninja weapon is at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2019-03-181h 04
Creating Cannon008 - Cannon Movie Tales - Puss in Boots Welcome Cannon-ators! We've got a very wholesome and very musical episode for you this time! Back in the 80s Golan and Globus created Cannon Movie Tales! And this tale has one very specific tail - that of Puss in Boots! Starring everyone's favorite character actor Christopher Walken and everyone's favorite son of a 007, Jason Connery! If you listen, I guarantee you, you'll be a happy cat! Thanks to Trevor for the suggestion! Email us your suggestions of what movie we should do next at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and ...
2019-03-111h 03
Creating Cannon007 - IngaGreeting, fellow Cannonistas! We're going back to the early era of Cannon Films with a coming of age film from the late 60s: Inga! This is only the beginning of the saga of Inga, being the first in a trilogy but we'll get to that later. Nick and AJ sat down and watched what is essentially Swedish porn so that we could all learn more about about the phenomenon of Cannon! That's right, they made that sacrifice! For you! So settle in and get your tissues ready...because...it is...an emotional movie! Yeah, that's it! Enjoy!
2019-03-0456 min
Creating Cannon006 - Rappin'What up, Cannon Fans! We're spittin' rhymes and stoppin' crimes with John "Rappin'" Hood in the radical 1985 film Rappin'! Nick and AJ break it down old school in this Mario van Peebles led movie with over 14 musical numbers and some of the tastiest rhymes of the time. They find a brilliant if a bit cartoonish piece of cinema where rich developers have vague plans of taking over neighborhoods and the gangs save the hood with the power of rhyme. Settle in for some hot beats. Enjoy! Email us your favorite rap ly...
2019-02-251h 02
Creating Cannon005 - SchizoidWhen there's a murderer / In your neighborhood / And the cops won't help / cause they're no good / Who you gonna call? / Klaus Kinski! Welcome Cannon-philes! This week, Nick and AJ are dissecting the suspenseful and shocking "Schizoid"! We give the the insane history of this giallo-style film (and yes Nick can finally properly pronounce it) and tick off the tantalizing list of spooky suspects with a lesson in levity! And that's it for the agonizing alliteration. Almost. There. That's it. Email us when the first ransom note was used in a movie at creatingcannon@g...
2019-02-181h 03
Creating Cannon004 - King Solomon's MinesHey Cannon Heads! We're heading deep into the depths of the deepest of deeps: King Solomon's Mines! Yes indeed, he had quite a few! And in there we meet Sharon Stone and Richard Chamberlain, trying to find the treasure and, of course, love. Join us as we break down this movie and figure out what stereotype threshold we've got! Email us some treasure maps!! creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!
2019-02-1146 min
Creating Cannon003 - 10 to MidnightHello Cannon Heads! The Creating Cannon fellas are popping their Bronson cherry this episode with a viewing of '10 to Midnight'! We learned a lot this episode, whether it was how to dress while committing crimes, how to not solve a murder or how not to act if you're a cop! Besides these real-world tips, we learned so much about writing a pretty taught suspense thriller! Enjoy the ramblings! Email your best Bronson Impression! creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on Yo...
2019-02-041h 07
Creating Cannon002 - Captain America (1990)What's Up Cannonites! Here is our first official episode! And we start our movie-watching adventure off with a bang: Captain America! Of course, not the one you're thinking of. Not the shiny, slick MCU Chris Evans Cap. This is a fairly well-hidden secret from the year 1990! We will travel back in time and experience all of the horrors that WWII and the early 90s had to offer. Join AJ and Nicholas as they see what lessons they can learn from this early attempt at marvel-ous movie making! Email your fav Captain America Fanfic! c...
2019-01-2858 min
Creating Cannon001 - Pilot - Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon FilmsWelcome Listeners! We are so glad you've chosen to join us on the ride of a lifetime! Nicholas C. Pappas and AJ Hamilton have committed themselves to watching every single movie in the library of The Cannon Film Group, a film production company that existed as if in a dream. They will be discussing the gamut of these all talkies, between brilliant and insane. And in the end, their goal is to create the perfect Cannon film that might memorialize the whole learning experience. Let's see what dedication, unending passion and blind dumb luck can do! ...
2019-01-2149 min