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Video Death LoopVideo Death LoopS8:E30 – Smilk Commercial SMILK. IT IS CALLED SMILK. IT’S LIKE MILK. BUT WITH A SMILE?!?!?! SMILK. GOD HELP US ALL. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s assembling Aaron Littletons the world over. John Hurst is your co-host and he is concerned with what Smilk is fortified *with*. Download Link Ask us questions at questions@videodeathloop.com! 2024-11-0800 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS8:E21 – Grant Nel Scores 0 Points with Failed Dive Grant Nel took the dive like a champ. Hi fives, smiles, the only thing red was probably he back from the failed dive. I mean, what else can you do? When you receive a vision of the future and it is a zero score, you can’t exactly walk back down? You gotta follow through. Accept your fate. At least you know a teenage lifeguard won’t be saving you. You’re safe from the Panel of Uncool for just a little longer. John Hurst is your host this week and he’s putting a little falsetto in his v...2024-08-0900 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS8:E12 – Herman Miller Chair Commercial Everyone loves a Herman Miller chair. Especially the host this week Aaron. But Aaron doesn’t want to pay full price for a Herman Miller chair, understandably! That’s why he is working for co-host John as his left Porsche 911 shoe, a concept he is looking to get outlawed *immediately* in all 50 states. Is it worth it? Absolutely not. But is a Herman Miller chair and it does turn you into a cyberskeleton soooooo… Maybe?! Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s doing all the things described in the above paragraph. John Hurst is...2024-04-2600 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS8:E3 – Umamusume: Pretty Derby Opening Theme The spirit of horses are alive, but not the horses themselves! They’re just in another world and they’re racing for… I dunno, reasons? Because they gotta? Maybe it’s like a hummingbird thing and they always gotta keep running so it’s better to put that energy on the track? Hasn’t that one horse girl been in high school for 9 years? Do they retire? Did they join the PGA Senior Tour? We’re not sure and Umamusume is not going to tell us. Write your damn fanfiction. We at CyGames have money to make! John Hurst is...2024-02-0900 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS7:E31 – Khesari Lal Yadav “Bihar Me Hoi” Music Video What is a concept anyway? Is it just making a hit song, getting a few people and a vehicle together on a backdrop to shoot a music video and posting it on youtube for all to see? Or is it the commentary on the whole process that’s the real art? Neither. It’s the work you do with it afterwards that defines the end result. And buddy, Aaron’s yard looks great today. Come listen to our visual podcast in audio form today! John Hurst is your host this week and he’s making podcasts...2023-09-2900 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS7:E6 – Sony Playstation 3 Intro The orchestra is tuning up. They’re ready. They watch the artist intently, waiting for the first stroke. A ellipses. A circle? A perfect circle? Not for this. We only need two half circles here. Maybe a C. Slightly off. Shaded with a sheen. Glorious. The Face on Mars looks on intently, but innocently. Will the robots finally be pleased with this masterwork? Never. But still the search for perfection must be continued. John Madden would want nothing less. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he’s not impressed with that diamond. John Hurst is your...2023-02-2400 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS6:E37 – The Talking Oven Mitt Goes for a Ride Ain’t no better way to kill off your fast food mascot than to leave him eventually discarded by the side of the road. All the mitt wanted was a lite bit of fun! The wind had other plans! He is no longer within the warm embrace of Arby’s, who would later have the meats. But not an over mitt. Never again. Never again until nostalgia takes hold once more. We have got to get Aaron off of Oven Mitt content. I’m terrified. Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he was on ban...2022-10-0700 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS5:E48 – NewsRadio: Season 4 Theme Do you remember the radio, the thing you would you to listen to music that you now listen to podcasts on? Do you remember news radio, the thing you would listen to that was also not podcast and was more focused on our grim reality? How about Newsradio, the comedy show about being on the news and also about radio? We don’t! We don’t remember a thing about it outside of what we see in the clip we linked. There’s some good, funny bits? Damned if we can remember them though. Andy Dick eats a hot dog in...2021-12-1000 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS5:E42 – Lightyear Teaser Trailer There’s a Starman in a Pixar trailer this time. He is currently waiting in the sky. He’d like to come and meet us, but Aaron said to dare let him try! It’s just as well, honestly. It gives the starman (Perhaps the Lightyear, as seen above) more time to think about far more important things. Like cake. God, cake is good. You can’t bring cake with you to space. It’d crumble and get in all the components and sure it’d probably be delicious but also you could die from faulty controls? On the other hand...2021-10-2900 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS5:E27 – Puppy Plays with Butterflies Video – Explained SCENE – EXT. NEW YORK SCENE The Video Death Loop hosts (Aaron Littleton and John Hurst) are in a conundrum! John yet again bought a sandwich that is Too Large to fit the in refridgerator! Hijinks ensue. If they can’t fit it in the fridge, it’s going to get moldy and smell! And the landlord has got an extra-sensory nose recipticle that is state of the art and Definitely Not From a Robot ™ All the knives are dull and will not cut! Whatever will our heroes do? Quick, watch this video explaining a TikTok video that a robot...2021-07-0900 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS5:E20 – Zoobooks (original commercial) Twelve issues of animals! Twelve of them! Can you name them all? Aaron Littleton is your host this week and That’s the promise of Zoobooks where you are going to learn about these specific animals or die trying. If you survive, you get a cool tiger poster, thee centerpiece to any elementary school child’s room. If you don’t, well, your parents got 6 more sweet issues about camels to sift through. And this new copy of Lamborghini Tigerposter’s new licensed game to play they got for your birthday. Hey, he looks way older than he shoul...2021-05-2100 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS5:E17 – Reno Pest Control – Catseye’s Best in the West! There’s something strange about pest control companies. Something a little unhinged. Maybe it’s the destruction of thousands of tiny little vermin and bugs every day that breaks a person. Maybe it’s entering house upon house looking for every fault. Maybe it’s the smell of all those chemicals mixed together, just wafting around in his truck. But every battle hardened pest control company evolves to gain two things in their lifetime: 1) A friggin’ bop of a commercial jingle and 2) A nephew who just installed Blender for the first time. If they don’t, are they really a pest contr...2021-04-3000 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS5:E7 – Subway’s Uncharted 3 TV Promo The Sandwich Artist beckons. Come. Enter the lair of magic and protein. Become filled with wonder about the amount of carbs and vegetable-based products in this laboratory of food. You are welcomed here. You and your hunger. We know why you have arrived in this nexus of hunger and salvation. It was not by choice. It was fate. See, we knew you’d be here. You saw the Uncharted 3 Subway ad with Nathan Drake on the television and you thought “boy, I guess I could have a sandwich sometime soon” and that sometime soon is right now, video ga...2021-02-1900 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E39 – “Parappa The Rapper Remastered – Chop Chop Master Onion” Enter into the dojo of one Chop Chop Master Onion. He’s an onion. Not a wild onion that you may find in your yard or that John cannot find for the life of him, but a real onion. The type you’d put on your pizza or a calzon and sell as a promotional pizza from a big pizza chain. He has it all. He’s got tiny onion disciples. He’s got a dog who wants to be a rapper and also wants to impress a flower he likes. He’s got immortality and a vengeful sp...2020-12-0400 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E35 – Spongerock Music Video Sometimes you just need to watch a mashup video that hastily combines two properties to celebrate an album that is all about merging media proprieties. Like this fan video of Neil Circierega’s mashup of Queen and the Spongebob Squarepants theme. And that’s fine! What are people in the future going to say about it though? Who cares about them! They don’t know anything! They probably think this is the official version of both tracks! They’re writing thesis’ on the Legend of Zelda song and saying it’s by System of a Down. They’re going to ge...2020-11-0500 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E34 – Rax Roast Beef Commercial What the heck is a Rax? We don’t have one where we live, but John (may) have been to one before. It’s got speed lines to tell you it’s fast! And people apparently explode when you say the slogan for their short time pita wrap thing. Terrifyingly, at that! Can you get some Rax and take it on the lake with you? Drive a boat with one hand and a pocket wrap thing in the other? And a Miller Lite in it too? Because you’re on a boat? Does this summary have too many que...2020-10-2300 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E27 – Zest Soap Commercial I have never been so happy as the people in soap commercials. Feeling good? Sure. Feeling relaxed? Maybe! But never to the point of the freak out psycho energy that they display in using a single bar of a corporate branded soap. What’s in it? What’s the secret? Is it illegal? Does it need to be done in a club bathroom in an 80s action movie? Does anyone in this commercial know what’s really going on? We’re about to find out! Aaron Littleton is your host this week, but don’t quote quot...2020-08-2800 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E26 – Garfield Ravioli Commercial Garfield likes a lot of food. This is considered one of his many good traits that he has and makes him a timeless classic. He will sell you all of the food in the word too. Fruit Snacks, Cereal, Breakfast Bars in Embassy Suites, all of it. Even Ravioili for some reason! All but the lone and holy Lasagna, which he will not sell out to any one living or otherwise. You hear that, Stouffer’s?! Go Stouff your lasagna in the frozen food aisle of your local grocery store because it’s where it needs to be oth...2020-08-2100 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E25 – “The Curse of Oak Island” TV Show Opening It’s cursed! Or mysterious! I don’t know, the History Channel claims both when it comes to The Curse of Oak Island but they’re definitely leaning hard into the “Curse” portion of the show. We aren’t so sure! There’s a big tunnel and some talk about the Templars and there’s a school bus shot for what appears to be no reason? The bus doesn’t go to the mystery! Or the curse! Two places where I would want a bus in a History channel to go (Outside of maybe a history museum, but that’s out of b...2020-08-1400 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E24 – Wendy’s Training Video for Hot Drinks (Again) This week we watched an old Wendy’s Training Video for Hot Drinks on loop and learned a LOT about making hot drinks (Again.) John forgot Aaron made him watch it back in Season 3 and he thought he was being clever. Now he has to make a choice and and the dimensions (And April) hangs in the balance! WILL HE EVER GET TO WENDY’S? (No.) WILL HE EVER ESCAPE APRIL (Maybe!) You’ll find out again soon enough! John Hurst is your host this week and likes Wendy’s a lot more than Aaron. Aaron Li...2020-08-0700 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E23 – “ER” TV Show Opening Do you need drama in your drama program? What if we had an emergency trip to the hospital? What if we were the hospital. What if we had a bunch of emergencies every episode in the emergency room and that was the show?  I think we might just have a hit show from the 90s on our hands! Yes, it’s “ER” and it former Batman George Clooney as a normal, non-crime fighting doctor! But can he keep up his Doctorly appearance while joining the company softball team as a star hitter? We think not! Come hear our high...2020-07-3100 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E22 – Dinersaurs Cereal Commercial In the late 80s, cereal ideas were already pretty dire, but that doesn’t mean anything if you have a dino pun ready to go! As soon as you make a dino pun, your marketing idea instantly jumps up in potential profits 800%, no matter how much sawdust and glue you use in the final product. It just make sense. Put dinos in anything! Kids will love them. Hell, I bet if we put them into a podcast episode, people will gobble it up! Maybe a podcast episode like this one, where we watch the Dinersaurs Cereal Commerical on...2020-07-2400 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E21 – Alexander Hamilton “Got Milk?” Commerical Alexander Hamilton (Not pictured) is on a lot of people’s minds this week! That’s weird. Maybe something came out and people are into it but it definitely hasn’t hit our radars! The only way we know about the man who would become a Founding Father would be through this  “Got Milk?” commercial that played all over Cable Television in the early 90s. Maybe people are really into milk again? It’s good stuff! Goes great when you’re sitting in an escape room/warehouse by yourself making hefty peanut butter sandwiches. How does one slice of bread h...2020-07-1000 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E20 – Sizzler Promotional Commercial When you’re at the Sizzler, everyone is equal. It’s like socialism but with what more shrimp and sundaes. It’s a quiet revolution sweeping the nation but maybe it could be sweeping through Time as well?! Only Sizzler and the Epsilon Project Protocol know for certain! Come be a part of our family in any time! Any time. John Hurst hosts and he is toting in the A/V Cart for the classroom. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and is inquiring about the bottomless wine cup. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/VDL20200703-2.mp32020-07-0300 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E19 – Skip It! Toy Commercial We were kind of obsessed with giving kids things that could be used as weapons in a pinch! Baseball bats? Great, you’re already there! Scooter? Hey, you can twist that thing around and do a sick kickflip on someone’s face! A Yo-yo? I played Startropics, I know those things can do damage! And the Skip it? Well, that’s a flail on a leg! And a counter! To show how many people your flailed! It’s high score time in recess and now you’re in the principal’s office for medieval weaponry! Anyway, we w...2020-06-2600 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E18 – Original 1981 DeLorean TV Commercial Gull wing doors! They go up and down, not to the side! It’s the future! And also, I think it was in some movie in the 80s. It’s the DeLorean and it’s at your local CostCo! How did it get there? Why is it matte black instead of the normal stainless steel aluminum design? Who is the guy beside it in the geek shirt and poorly fitted overshirt combo, smiling with an devilish, trickster smirk? It’s the lynchpin of history and it’s on Video Death Loop this week! John Hurst is your ho...2020-06-1900 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E17 – Playstation 5 Hardware Reveal Trailer Hey, did you come here because you saw the PS5 Reveal Trailer earlier? You did, didn’t you? I knew it! You saw that Deathloop game (Which looks very good, I don’t blame you!), decided to search for it and you found this podcast instead! Sorry! But while you’re here, we watched the PS5 Reveal on Loop until we couldn’t take it anymore. No, we don’t show you the footage, but you can hear us talking about it! And we immediately swerve into a Taco Bell marketing spiel that you should absolutely not take from u...2020-06-1200 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E16 – Game Boy Camera Commercial Did you realize the Game Boy Camera solved all your problems? No? Well, that’s because you were probably one of those poor saps playing Pokemon or Tetris or whatever “fad” was happening at the time. The Game Boy camera is real! It has your face in it! Or your dad’s face! Or your bully’s face! And from that alone, it can save you from a life of sorrow because they’re too busy trying to figure out how to play the run and jump minigame instead of doing whatever they were about to do. You can use...2020-06-0500 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E15 – The Blair Witch Project Movie Trailer The Blair Witch! Oooh,  scary! It has symbols everywhere! The camera is shaking and they are scared and being picked off! We’re all shocked! But it’s rated R so we better not see your 16-year old behind in here! Unless you sneak in with a plate of chicken livers, and then you better share (And eat quick before it  stinks up the whole aisle!) Hand me that ketchup! Here’s the weirdly high quality trailer! Aaron Littleton is your host this week and he is hungry for some some gas station food. Jo...2020-05-3000 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E14 – Snoop Dogg Just Sitting in His Car Listening to Let It Go You ever just go to into your car (The passenger side, since you never get to ride in your own car. Enjoy the experience!) and just… Chill? Snoop Dogg does. Or maybe he’s riding in someone’s car and they went inside for a few minutes! Who knows! He could be in mid-transit to making the ratings pop on some show you’ve never watched (but know that Snoop Dogg is guest starring on!) Anyway, he’s listening to “Let It Go” off the Frozen soundtrack. Now we are too. And now, somehow, so are you. John Hur...2020-05-2200 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E13 – The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise Have you heard the tale of your local dentist down the block who will give you laughing gas whenever you want?! He’s a little more expensive than most, but he does the job! He’s got only a 3 star on Coruscant Review, but he’s trustworthy! I think he might also be the an emperor of evil or something? Not sure, don’t care! Cleans my teeth and I don’t feel a thing! Anyway, check out Palpy-ol’-Pal and tell ’em Obi sent ya! This is that one scene from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge o...2020-05-1500 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E12 – Kenny Loggins’ “Danger Zone” Music Video What do you think Kenny Loggins is doing during quarantine? Do you think he’s doing the same thing he is doing in here in the music video for pinnacle song from the pinnacle soundtrack of our time, “Top Gun: Music From the Motion Picture”? Probably! Because it’s kind of not a great video! He’s just kind of lounging and playing with a camera that may or may not have film in it. What’s going to happen when you finally develop that roll, Kenny Loggins? Are you going to find a bunch of blurry pictures of...2020-05-0800 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E10 – Hulk Hogan Honey Nut Cheerio Commerical Sometimes, you gotta make that sale. And in the cereal world, making that sale is hard. The Rice Krispie guys got a corner on the air puff and desert market. Tony the Tiger knows his stuff is addicting and doesn’t care who he peddles it to because he stands by his product. And we’re still need entirely sure what the Honey Comb Robot actually did (Other than proclaiming that taste is big big big and definitely not small, no no no.) The Honey Nuts Cheerio Bee needed that commission money to help endorse his 80s lifes...2020-04-2400 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E9 – Speed 2 Trailer Have you seen Speed 2? We sure haven’t. I mean, we’ve seen the trailer yes, but the movie, not so much. Why? What was it about a franchise that lost one of its temporal B-listers and replaced him with boats (ships?) that makes even the truly uncultured such as us lose interest? This week we watched the Speed 2 trailer on loop, but no more or less than 55 times! Aaron Littleton hosts and buys some soap! John Hurst co-hosts and wears some pants! http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/VDL200417.mp3 2020-04-1700 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E8 – New Sakura Wars Theme Song Reveal Where were you when the new Sakura Wars theme song dropped? Were you watching online? Were you in the audience? Were you, most horrifyingly of all, on…stage? Yeeeesh. This week we watched the New Sakura Wars theme song reveal video on loop! Well, mostly anyway. John Hurst hosts and trims and beard. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and is not very prescient. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/VDL200410.mp3 Download Link Write to us at questions@videodeathloop.com! 2020-04-1000 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E7 – Fishing Show Bloopers I want to tell you about these so-called “humans”, with their so-called “boats”. They dangle…dangle’s the right word right? They dangle worms, the juiciest you’ve ever seen, right down here in our faces. IN OUR FACES! But let me tell you friends, these worms are not what they seem. Oh no, not at all. Not at all. These worms are tricks. Turn around, listen to me, just turn around and swim. SWIM FOR ALL YOU ARE WORTH! Swim, you idiots! Back after these fine sponsors. This week we watched some fishing show bloopers! Thes...2020-03-1300 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E6 – Sony Mavica Commercial What’s your aesthetic? My aesthetic is essentially the Matrix DVD menu: an endlessly looping SD video of overwrought motion graphics hiding special features no one will ever watch and Easter Eggs no one will ever find. On a good day, I prefer this aesthetic through the filter of an early consumer digital camera, applying a thick filter of heavy JPEG artifacting on top of a .6 megapixel image, gleefully discarding historical details as if tomorrow, and a new free month of AOL, will never come. This week we watched a late 90s Sony Mavica commercial fr...2020-03-0600 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E5 – Wendy’s Crispy Chicken Nuggets Commercial Just like with money, chicken nuggets have also been hit hard with inflation. It used to be that you could get five chicken nuggets for 99 cents at Wendy’s. Today, in 2019 time, you pay $1 for FOUR nuggets. Where did the other one go? Were we bad enough that we don’t deserve the fifth nugget AND have to pay a penny more? Are they even made of chicken now? Did we not look hard enough and realize they’re now labeled “Chickyn Nuggets”, made with “chicken-like” properties? Is this all a part of Wendy’s plan to replace the masc...2020-02-2800 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E4 – Smile.dk “Butterfly” Music Video Pants? So modern. Shirt? IG as F. Overly simplistic computer graphics that look like they came out of a Chinese AI factory for children’s YouTube video creation? Near perfection. A symmetrical ring of underwear poking out from above your belt? Ehhh – some things will never be cool. This week we watched the “Butterfly” music video from Smile.dk! It is the most influential video of 2020, I promise you. John Hurst hosts and changes his air filter. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and wants those pants. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/VDL200214.mp3 ...2020-02-1400 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E3 – Dunkaroos Commercial Dunkaroos loom large in our collective unconscious. Sydney or Duncan or whoever was your Dunkaroos mascot, villain of a thousand faces, almost certainly lurks in some forgotten corner of your brain. His domain is somewhere between barely suppressed animal instincts and memories obliterated by alcoholic whipped cream. He waits, cookie held at ready, waiting on his chance to dip it into the frosting of your mind. This week we watched an early Dunkaroos commercial from 1993! A kid shaved his head for this video! Please enjoy it. Aaron Littleton hosts and forgets a name...2020-02-0700 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E2 – French Mega Man 2 Commercial Dr. Light slams hatch on his 200X Pontiac Aztek, the back seat folded down and full of plastic pet carriers. Stifling a chuckle, the bearded scientist pats the back window. “Y’know, Dr. Light, some of us were wondering,” the young shelter worker rubs the fronts of his pants nervously, “well, we were wondering…uh…what you do with the dogs?” Dr. Light’s head turns almost imperceptive toward the young man, smile still in place but all of the mirth gone. The shelter volunteer takes an involuntary half-step back. “What was that?” The doc...2020-01-3100 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS4:E1 – PlayStation 2: The Third Place It’s time for season 4 of Video Death Loop, and we’re starting off with…something. Something really real. Something by David Lynch, though we’re not entirely sure what. Sure, it’s a PlayStation 2 commercial, but what if it was also not that? Or even more harrowingly, what if it is that? What if that’s all this is? What if that’s all you are? We watched David Lynch’s PlayStation 2 commercial The Third Place on loop this week. Give it a thumbs up! Aaron Littleton is your host and paints a wall. John Hur...2020-01-2400 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E45 – Trumpy Bear Commercial Fuck Donald Trump fuck Trumpy bear fuck the person that invented Trumpy Bear Fuck that aloe plant in the fake office in the Trumpy Bear commercial Listen you know, I have feelings about this Anyway, John Hurst struck back with the Trumpy Bear commercial which I cannot believe is real but seemingly is. John Hurst hosts and brings this season in for a wrap. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and weighs his ham. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/VDL191221.mp3 Download Link Write to us at q...2019-12-2100 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E43 – McDonald’s Kiwi Burger Commercial The Heinz lawyer stares at you through steepled fingers. His suit is a deep, deep red. His face is indistinguishable and you’ve already forgotten his name. He sits, expectantly but in no hurry. Your eyes drift to the contract on the desk between you. Level 1. You expected as much, but it’s still a disappointment. What choice is there really? You don’t want to end up like Big Marinara. This week we watched a 1997 commercial for McDonald’s Kiwi Burger. Like from New Zealand! John Hurst hosts and is disgusted. Aaron Littleto...2019-12-0600 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E42 – Blank Check Movie Trailer We should never think about Blank Check again, but, I guess, we can’t not. It’s a really strange movie. It’s just…wild. Just wild. See, there’s this part…and then there’s that other part. And oh boy don’t get me started on that last part. Sheesh. What a…what a thing. If you can’t tell, this week we watched the Blank Check trailer on loop until we couldn’t take it anymore. Woof. Aaron Littleton hosts and exercises adverse possession. John Hurst co-hosts and maybe read some things at some po...2019-11-2900 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E41 – Hot Lixx Commercial Let’s all acknowledge that at some point, every idea gets Hot Lixxed. No matter how shocking, how disruptive, how abhorrent to the societal norms of the time, Hot Lixx is the ultimate destination for all human creative capital. Given enough time, and probably less than you think, someone will find a way to sand the rough edges off of any idea, encapsulate it in plastic, fill that shell with cheap Chinese microchips and sell it back to you. You’ll buy it and give it to your kids, because you spend too much time at work. Just...2019-11-2200 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E39 – RATT “Round and Round” Music Video After suffering through last week’s Israeli coffee machine cleaning video, John decides to strike back in the best way he knows how – 80s hair metal. RATT busts up a dinner party, but is that meal podcast safe? This week we watched the RATT “Round and Round” music video, which was probably directed by Peter Jackson. John Hurst hosts and enters a promo code. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and rips some string cheese. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/VDL191108.mp3 Download Link Write to us at questions@videodeat...2019-11-0800 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E38 – תהליך ניקוי אבנית המכונת BeanZ How do you describe a yogurt to someone who has never experienced it? How can  you explain that the gelatinous blob before them is actually a carefully cultivated bacterial culture? If that’s hard, imagine how to sell them Gogurt. If THAT’s hard, imagine explaining to a child what TCBY really stands for. Best to just let them think it’s funny tasting ice cream. We watched this cleaning video for a device called BeanZ. How about it. Aaron Littleton hosts this week and laments commentary tracks. John Hurst co-hosts and tends to the...2019-11-0100 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E37 – My salami is still alive Imagine a lush prehistoric forest. Your hunting group has been tracking a mega-Elk all day to no avail. Your stone-tipped spears, cumbersome at the best of times, have proven ineffective against the swift foe. You take a moment of respite by a cool stream, proto-human lungs gasping from the day’s exertion. Winter is around the corner and you desperately need to bring back sustenance for the tribe. What will you do? There! Off in the distance! A salami tree. Nature’s perfect food. You smile.  You can pick all that you need to carry back...2019-10-1100 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E36 – Reed Reviews Armour Barbecue Flavored Vienna Sausage Misato Katsuragi whirls to face Gendo Ikari. “Sir, the angel is approaching Tokyo 3! Should we deploy the Evas?” Even the harsh lighting of the computer screens seems oppressed by the silent darkness. After a long moment, a soft mushing sound can be heard from the Commander’s chair. “Sir…are you eating vienna sausages?” Gendo’s eyes are red. “Indeed,” he mumbles through another mouthful. This week we watched a man named Reed eat some vienna sausages. OK. Aaron Littleton hosts and finishes the can. John Hurst co-hosts and takes...2019-10-0400 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E35 – Captain Jack Live Mark Zuckerberg swivels in his chair to face the picture window behind him. So close that he can hear the deep bass thumping, a Captain Jack concert has been hastily assembled. He can see the stage even from here. “Too close,” he whispers to himself. “Far, far too close. I’m slipping.” Idly, his hand brushes against a framed photo, worn with age. The captain smiles at him from the past, a knowing grin. Power is in his every tooth. Crewman Zuckerberg shudders. This week we watched Captain Jack performing…Captain Jack. Live. Somewhere. For someone. A g...2019-09-2000 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E34 – Hank Williams Jr. “Are You Ready for Some Football” Music Video Deep under the Pentagon, there is a door. An armed guard stands at this door, ever watchful. Should you present the proper credentials, you will be allowed beyond. Inside is a brightly lit and sterile elevator. Should you take that elevator down as  far as it goes you may find yourself in a large, open space underground. To the naked eye, it may look like an indoor football field. But to the nation’s top military commanders, it looks like the training grounds for America’s elite freedom strike force. Enemies of America: Are you ready for some...2019-09-1300 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E33 – Don’t Put It In Your Mouth Listen kids don’t put that salad in your mouth. It’s…not healthy OK. Nothing here is healthy. You can’t eat anything at this restaurant, or at least you shouldn’t. We watched this weird Canadian PSA about not putting things in your mouth.  You should watch it too and learn its secrets. John Hurst hosts and becomes a viral sensation. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and scares his dog. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/VDL190906.mp3 Download Link Write to us at questions@videodeathloop.com! 2019-09-0600 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E32 – Evanescence “Bring Me to Life” Music Video There are some search terms that you just know will form a powerful intersection of energies; a load-bearing support of the deep human psyche. Before you even finish typing the phrase, you can begin to feel the weight of the results. Past that electronic Rubicon, you know there is an inescapable puissance of madness. Perhaps the king of such search terms? “Evanescence” + “Sonic the Hedgehog”. This week we watched Evanescence’s seminal “Bring Me to Life” music video.  You’ve… seen the memes I’m sure. Aaron Littleton hosts and really wants to talk about zoning boa...2019-08-3000 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E31 – Lil Nas X “Panini” Music Video Hey, d’ya ever wonder what the future is gonna be like? Do you think there’s gonna be like…robots? What about swimming pools? Will the robots swim in the swimming pools? What about sandwiches? Will the pools eat the sandwiches? Do sandwiches ride horses and what happens to horse bones after the pools eat the sandwiches? I worry about that stuff. We watched Lil Nas X’s “Panini” music…video? This week. We watched it on loop. John Hurst hosts and deepens the mystery. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and dials it back. http://w...2019-08-2300 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E30 – Legally Blonde Movie Trailer Listen, Harvard’s easy to get into OK? You just…throw on your smoking jacket, barge down a brandy and take a big rip of your CBD vape while submitting your taped application. It works more often than you think, especially if you live in the increasingly unlikely Legally Blonde universe. Give it a shot! (Also it helps if you’re Reese Witherspoon.) Aaron Littleton hosts and takes on the big case! John Hurst co-hosts and samples a CD! We watched the Legally Blonde trailer on loop! Don’t object and just watch it! ...2019-08-1600 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E29 – Ronald McDonald Make it Click PSA In the beginning Ronald set “Let there be fries” and there were fries and Ronald saw they were good. Then came the dark days and there was much chaos. Ronald looked down and said “I shall punish them with a great Shamrock Shake” and they sat in their cars, listened to their podcasts and gnashed their teeth. This week we watched a McDonald’s seatbelt PSA from the 80s and created yet another religion to fit into the VDL pantheon. John Hurst hosts and eats a McGriddle. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and drives with his knees...2019-08-0900 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E28 – Mission Impossible 2 Movie Trailer The seat feels worn. You’re sitting in a seat? You’re sitting in a seat. A movie theater seat. When did you go to the movies? There’s a cup in the armrest, it’s lukewarm soda and ice melt. You take a sip anyway. Did you fall asleep? Muscles ache to move and you long to stretch, but you don’t. Mission Impossible 2 is playing on the screen. Wait, what year is it? Your watch is missing.  Your shoes are missing. Why are you here? Why are you watching Mission Impossible 2? What have you done? What have y...2019-08-0200 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E27 – HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA In some far distant era, when the year 2019 sounds like the year 219 to our modern ears, little of what made us will remain. Our physical bodies will have dissolved away, very little will prove that we ever existed at all. Some art though, will live on. Some of it will be great, while some of it will just be lucky. Our subject today is the former. We watched the omni-present HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA for our video this week. Watch it as if you haven’t already memorized its every pixel. John Hurst hosts and uses br...2019-07-2600 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E25 – 沖縄食糧の天気予報 Man, I have no idea what’s happening here. I watched this a bunch and I just…don’t get it. Is that rice? Coconuts? Why is it hairy? What. Is. This. John. Seriously. We watched something or another this week. Get in on it. John Hurst hosts this week and lives in the goof. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and has to explore the options. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/VDL190712.mp3 Download Link Write to us at questions@videodeathloop.com! 2019-07-1200 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E24 – Ric Flair Fireworks Commercial We’re back to the well with more local Ric Flair commercials! This week, we watched something out of Kansas where Ric hocks some fireworks and seems supremely disinterested. Like, REALLY disinterested. Like, mostly he’s thinking about eating ham sandwiches kind of disinterested. Here’s the commercial. It’s…not worth watching. Aaron Littleton hosts and wins another award. John Hurst co-hosts and googles dry wall. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/VDL190705.mp3 Download Link Write to us at questions@videodeathloop.com! 2019-07-0600 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E23 – Sting and RoboCop Wrestling Promo The year was 1990 and the decade had just rolled over, kayfabe was still alive and somehow, SOMEHOW people bought the idea of Sting teaming up with Sting in a tag team wrestling match against Ric Flair. Even without endless fog machines and sweet pink stage lighting, life was good. This week we watched a fantastic WCW promo featuring Sting and, yes, RoboCop. John dredged this up from somewhere and I honestly don’t have a great YouTube link for it. Click here for as close as I could get. John Hurst hosts this we...2019-06-2800 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E22 – Volkswagen Golf GTi Casino Commercial What can make you smile? A million dollars? A kitten? Perhaps even…gold? Well, for one man in 1980s Europe (and let’s not get too more specific on just exactly where in Europe) there was one and only one answer for that: a Volkswagen hatchback. Some people, huh? This week, we watched a classic Volkswagen Golf GTi commercial on loop. Join us, won’t you? Aaron Littleton hosts and has a top tip! John Hurst co-hosts and has a scheme! http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/VDL190621.mp3 Downlo...2019-06-2100 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E21 – Orkin “Always Workin'” Commercial If your house bugs and a spare room, it may be time to call Orkin. Yes, for just the price of room and board for a stranger for the rest of their (or your) life you too can maybe be free of insects for a little while. It’s…great? Anyway, we watched this entirely forgettable Orkin commercial on loop. I… I have no idea why. Join us. John Hurst hosts and blows an air horn. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and falls out of the back of a truck. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp...2019-06-0700 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E20 – Action Park Commercial Are regular theme parks not enough any more? Not getting the same thrills from being strapped into a roller coaster called the Exploding Eagle and zooming upside down over a parking lot that could easily become your grave if the 21 year old stoner “safety inspector” called Cory failed to do his job properly that morning? Well, do we have the park for you! Closed because of deaths and then reopened to more deaths and possibly worse, this Action Park commercial that we watched on loop probably does as good a job as any gruesome news stor...2019-05-3100 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E19 – THIS IS AMAZING! I FEEL INCREDIBLE! Don’t feel down, little green man! You can do this! Yes you can! You’re my strong little green man with a purple hat and a towel around your neck! Chin up little guy! Yes, chin up! A boost for everyone’s psyche, this week, we watched a clip from Dragon Ball Z where Piccolo feels pretty good. Check it out here! John Hurst hosts this week and outlaws towels. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and wears two shirts! http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/VDL190524.mp3 Download Link 2019-05-2400 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E18 – SeaQuest DSV TV Opening http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/VDL190517.mp3 The Sonic wars almost escalated into a third week. Thankfully, a deal was reached and the armistice was signed between the two hosts. The mutual ground to sign such a treaty? A minor Sci-Fi TV series that noone can actually remember what it was about. Only that they quested in the sea a lot and there was a dolphin that can communicate with humans. But is there a tragic backstory behind this dolphin? There’s always a tragic backstory in sci-fi. Isn’t it time that the dolp...2019-05-1700 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E17 – Sonic the Hedgehog Movie Trailer in Reverse http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/VDL190510.mp3 TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH BACKWARDS TEETH (HTEET) Revenge is a messy business, particularly when your plan of revenge is to just play the trailer we watched last week in reverse so we can talk about TEETH some more. Why can’t we just have more TEETH? Don’t you enjoy TEETH? Try some today! John Hurst is your TEETH and doesn’t want his second pair of eyeballs to grow in. Aaron Littleton is your CO-TEETH and helps Sonic turn the lights...2019-05-1000 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E16 – Sonic the Hedgehog Movie Trailer Sure, you’ve watched the trailer yourself. Sure, you’ve watched about a dozen YouTube reactions to the trailer. Sure, you’ve read about a hundred mid-brow thinkpieces about how the YouTube reaction videos to the trailer are contributing to a culture of hedgehog fastness disparity, or like, something. Well now you’re going to listen to US watch that same damned Sonic the Hedgehog trailer on loop ALL BECAUSE John couldn’t keep his yap shut. This is happening. This is real. Aaron Littleton hosts this week and has his duties TRAMPLED UPON. John...2019-05-0300 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E15 – Ric Flair Fuel In A Bottle Energy Commercial You’re about to buy an energy drink and suddenly, woo! A flash of light, the smell of vitamins and there he is: Ric Flair. He’s got a possibly-opened bottle of Fuel In A Bottle energy drink and he’s forcing it into your hand. Now he’s taking your wallet and teleporting away, leaving a puff of smoke and lots of questions. In the distance you hear a last, lonely “Woo!”. This week we watched the Ric Flair Fuel In A Bottle Energy Commercial. Watch it and get robbed! John Hurst hosts and ta...2019-04-2600 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E14 – Legends of the Hidden Temple: Mask of Shaka Zulu Temple Run Somewhere deep in what looks like a strip mall in Orlando, there is a hallway. It is primarily beige, an unremarkable place with flecked vinyl tiles on the floor. In the hall there is a doorway, also beige, also unremarkable. There is no sign on the door, no number. If you ask one of the building’s few employees about the door, they’ll tell you they don’t know what’s in there. They don’t have the key. No one has they key, they’ll tell you. They just leave the door alone. It’s not their prob...2019-04-1900 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E13 – McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger Commercial The Double Cheeseburger! It’s back! It’s back! Tell the world! Ninety-nine cents only! Your joy is now complete! For one penny less than a dollar you can get two patties with cheese! Commodity prices are low! So is the price on your life! This week, we watched a McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger commercial on loop. It’s back! John Hurst hosts and eats hamburgers for America. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and doesn’t want your number. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/VDL190412.mp3 Download Link Write to u...2019-04-1200 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E11 – Badgers Flash Cartoon In the early days of the web, well, the mid-early days, er, maybe the silver age? Screw it, let’s call it the proto-Attitude era of the web, this was a cartoon that was on it. It looped when you watched it. We liked it. We may have even recorded it on VHS. This week we watched the Badgers flash video from Weebl’s Stuff, except from YouTube. John Hurst hosts and gets on Web TV. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and tapes the D-Pad down. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/VDL190329.mp32019-03-2900 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E10 – Final Fantasy X-2 Opening What do you do after you save the world? Do you fade to the background and let people live their lives? Retreat to the woods and become a wise hermit? What about relishing the money and power you’re surely due? What if the answer was none of those things – what if the answer was “become a popstar”? That’s…basically the plot of Final Fantasy X-2 as best as I can remember. This week we watched the Final Fantasy X-2 opening on loop. What can I do for you? Aaron Littleton hosts and gets ahe...2019-03-2200 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E9 – Krispy Kreme Donut Conveyor Belt In the hierarchy of chain doughnut places, Krispy Kreme has settled to the bottom, if not in quality, then at least the bottom of the country. Krispy Kreme’s fried treats have their strong points, especially their frosting waterfall. Sure, from time to time, it may get used for nefarious purposes, but the very concept of it engages the imagination and raises it above the likes of Original Famous Ray Horton’s. This time we watched this weird Youtube video of Krispy Kreme doughnuts on a conveyor belt on loop. John Hurst hosts this...2019-03-1500 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E8 – Wendy’s Training Video for Hot Drinks Listen, when you’re Wendy’s, sometimes you gotta teach people how to make coffee. That’s just how it is. These are the kinds of people this video is for. You gotta entertain them with some music, a little bit of dancing, a little bit of sexual innuendo. Maybe a LOT of sexual innuendo. Or maybe that’s just us. This week we watched an old Wendy’s Training Video for Hot Drinks on loop and learned a LOT about making hot drinks. Aaron Littleton hosts and scrambles. John Hurst co-hosts and goes to Ra...2019-03-0800 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E7 – Casio Loopy Commercial The Casio Loopy will make you forget about your friends, as its commercial clearly shows. First, you’ll be making a visual novel on your television, then you’ll print stickers of your visual novel, then you’ll use the stickers to stick your friends to the walls of your bedroom, slowly covering them day by day in more and more stickers until you one day ask yourself if there was anybody under those stickers to begin with or if its just the rest of your Loopy cartridge collection that’s vaguely skeleton shaped. This week, we...2019-03-0100 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E6 – Pontiac Aztek Commercial The Pontiac Aztek has a reputation for being a bad and ugly car, even if in recent years internet car journalists have started to rethink  that. Maybe, they argue it was just an ugly car. Or maybe it was a bad car. Or, I dunno, maybe it was an ugly and bad car. Unwarranted takes on 18 year old vehicles can only get us so far. This week we produced an unwarranted take on an 18 year old vehicle and watched this Pontiac Aztek commercial on loop. Aaron Littleton hosts and drinks some juice. John H...2019-02-2200 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E5 – Genesis “I Can’t Dance” Music Video The archangel Peter Gabriel may have left with his Sledgehammer, but Phil Collins still watches over us all. He helps those who cannot dance and those who cannot walk. He helps an Iguana get a lift to a much needed hot rock destination. He gives up his constantly focused on blue jeans to a pool shark knowing full well those pants cannot fit him. He guides us ever so, whether it be by a Trick of the Tail or through a Land of Confusion. Phil Collins will be there, watching you. No, wait, that was...2019-02-1500 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E4 – Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Commercial Step into the world of young Kevin McCallister, a student wizard who must protect his magical school against the evil Wet Bandits. You will be amazed at how he draws his power from Vitamin C, scientifically the most average of all vitamins. Whatever a vitamin is. This week we watch the Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone movie commercial on loop. Aaron Littleton hosts and makes things sad. John Hurst co-hosts and sips butter beer. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/VDL190208.mp3 Download Link Write to...2019-02-0800 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E3 – Airwolf TV Opening Airwolf is a helicopter, yes? Or is Airwolf the guy driving the helicopter. Either way there’s a helicopter and a guy and separately, or perhaps together, one or some or all of them can be called Airwolf. Of this, there can be no denial. John Hurst hosts and gets in his wheelhouse. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and dispenses fake advise. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/VDL190201.mp3 Download Link Write to us at questions@videodeathloop.com!   2019-02-0100 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E2 – The Great British Bake Off TV Opening Paul Hollywood’s hand extends towards yours. A plate of perfect macaroons, or are those macarons, sits between you. Time moves in slow motion. Rain dabbles on the tent. A honeybee’s wings, perched on an immaculate flower, move so slowly you can see them. Is this heaven, you wonder. You sweat. Why is his hand still moving so slowly? Why can’t you shake the feeling this whole thing is going to fall apart? Mary Berry winks, knowingly. Welcome to Bake Off. This is forever. This week, we watched the opening of The Great Britis...2019-01-2500 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS3:E1 – Dr. Pepper 1988 Commercial We’re here, we’re back you guys! Season 3 is ready to worm its way into your head like the dark spirit trapped inside the frosty cold can of a Dr. Pepper! Have your brownies, dance your dance, but realize there is no escape from the joy we bring. This week we watched a Dr. Pepper commercial from 1988 on loop. Check it out! John Hurst hosts the opening episode of Season 3 and cuts a circle. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and changes it up! http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/VDL190110.mp3 Do...2019-01-1100 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS2:E65 – Arby’s Holly Days Tumbler Commercial Arby’s had an idea: what if they made holiday tumblers? What if they were kind of understated and festive, without a splashy logo and cost a measly 79 cents per glass? What if they were shaped like curly fries and filled with curly fries and existed in a universe where curly fries were the foundation particle of all matter? Well, some of their idea came true. We’ll let you decide which parts as we watch the classic Arby’s Holly Days Tumbler commercial on loop. Aaron Littleton hosts this week and drinks orange...2018-12-2100 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS2:E60 – John Cena Presents: SKYY Blue There’s a lot of John Cena media out there. Some of it is what passes for good in this wretched year of 2018. Some of it…less so. This commercial is the latter. Three John Cenas engage in a dangerously patriotic Backstreet Boys pantomime to push liquor and we are both aghast and mesmerized. If you need to see it for yourself, it’s here. John Hurst hosts and asks an AI questions. Aaron Littleton co-hosts and calls the FBI. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/VDL181116.mp3 Download Link2018-11-1600 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS2:E35 – Game Genie Commercial Your eyes flutter open, but it hardly matters. The darkness of the cabin in near complete, and the sound of waves lapping against the hull muffles all noise to a distant rumble. You struggle for a moment to determine why you have woke, but the night offers no clues. Almost unbidden, you find your feet climbing the stairs to the deck of the little boat. Night at sea is a terrifying kind of peaceful. Should the ocean swallow you up, who would know but you? Well, you…and the manta rays. You look over the ra...2018-05-1100 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS2:E6 – Wish Kid TV Opening Following the wild success of Home Alone, it was inevitable that its precocious star would be bestowed with that most precious of gifts: his own poorly thought-out Saturday morning cartoon. Alas, Macaulay Culkin’s Wish Kid was doomed to a single, quickly irrelevant season forgotten by almost everyone apart from the odd Buzzfeed listicle writer and, of course, our own John Hurst. John Hurst slaps the baseball glove of hosting this week, with Wish Kid’s opening theme song as his chosen looping video. Aaron Littleton abandons his senses like the titular Wish Kid abandons a je...2017-10-0600 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS2:E2 – My Buddy Commercial By listener request, we’re suffering through a seemingly endless loop of the retro My Buddy commercials. According to John, My Buddy was created to teach young boys empathy, but considering the correlation between the endless parade of flaxen-haired tots in this 80s commercial and the resurgence of actual friggin’ Nazis in our horrible modern times, eehhh, maybe this didn’t work. John Hurst hosts this week and makes himself a delicious sandwich with mayo. Aaron Littleton cohosts and contemplates silky-smooth skin. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/VDL170908.mp3 Download Link2017-09-0800 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopIntermission 3 – Intern Saga http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/VDL170804.mp3 We’re in our new podcast studio location! We’re testing stuff out! We’re sending our interns out to get various things they don’t quite understand, like the contents of a Petro! What’s in a Petro? Find out in this episode! Also, did we mention new podcast office slash studio? Oh snap! Please stay tuned for new episodes of Video Death Loop very soon! John Hurst kind of hosts this week while Aaron Littleton also kind of hosts, only orbiting around Joh...2017-08-0400 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopIntermission 1 – Saving the Economy, One Shed at a Time http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/VDL170519-Aca.mp3 Hey everyone! Video Death Loop is still in between seasons, but we wanted to give you an update on how everything is going! One could say it’s a loop of some sorts, if you consider the typical conversation between Aaron and John a loop. It takes us mere moments to lose focus on the bigger picture and talk about the topic everyone has been wanting to know about: PODCAST SHEDS. Also in this episode: We’re bad at locating where Stella Artois originated, Playstation 1-era feat...2017-05-1900 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS1:E39 – “Me At The Zoo” / Italian Tooth Gem Commercial [Season Finale!] The first video uploaded to YouTube was on April 23, 2005. You can watch it here. The latest video uploaded to YouTube was whenever you read this sentence, give or take a breath. In Aaron’s case, it was a commercial for an Italian company offering “Tooth Gem” installations on one’s teeth. I tried to find this video so you could understand exactly what we’re dealing with, but instead I found nothing but this: (“Prayer to the Precious Blood”, coincidentally, is the name of my Slayer cover band that plays exclusively on Sundays.) Already...2017-04-2100 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS1:E24 – Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Trailer (w/ Shane Rhyne and Tyler Sonnichsen) – LIVE! http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/VDL161223.mp3 Download Link Have you ever wanted the same movie again, but this time in a bigger area? Then, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York has what you need! Chris Columbus and John Hughes conspire together to make more money by repeating all the beats of the first movie, but in a slighly remixed manner. Come reminisce about hijinks of pre-9/11 air travel and the incredible invulnerability of the Wet/Sticky/??? Bandits! This is a very special LIVE episode, hosted simultaneously both by Aaron...2016-12-2300 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS1:E22 – Sony Playstation Startup Screen No, seriously. That’s what we looped this week. Jesus Christ. Aaron, what have you done. The header tag is extremely related, I promise you. Aaron Littleton hosts this week while John Hurst co-hosts and is very sleepy, perhaps trying to escape this nightmarish hell world into something more palpable, like Wild ARMs. http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/VDL161209.mp3 Download Link Write to us at questions@videodeathloop.com! 2016-12-0900 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS1:E19 – Pokemon Theme Song You probably don’t want your mom listening to this episode of Video Death Loop, especially if your mom is a fan of shows that ran on Fox! In celebration of Pokemon Sun and Moon coming out this week, we of the Video Death Loop consortium look back at the first Pokemon anime theme, forcing it into their brains on repeat. Aaron, meanwhile, discovers the ultimate test in the Space Race and the terrible consequences for one boy and his precious Game Boy.  How does this all connect together? I don’t know either! Just liste...2016-11-1800 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS1:E6 – Dude, You’re Getting a Dell Commercial It’ll make your head spin! It’s the latest episode of Video Death Loop and it’s all about those iconic computer commercials that launched a thousand digital ships into the morass that was the internet. Dude, you’re getting a Dell! While there are so many of these commercials that even a boss Pentium II processor would have problems counting them all, this week’s experiment features Mr. Foster, a beset computer shopper as well as a female friend of Stephen, the ubiquitous Dell dude. Host for this week is Aaron Littleton...2016-08-1900 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS1:E5 – Sailor Moon Theme Song She will never turn her back on a friend, she is always there to defend, she is the one on who we can de-pend, she is the subject of our latest episode of Video Death Loop! Wait, that doesn’t even rhyme. It hardly matters though, as our minds were so devastated by the latest video clip that we had to watch on loop that nothing is ever going to make sense again. Host for this week is John Hurst with Aaron Littleton as the blubbering (bubbling?) podcast version of Sailor Mercury, the ob...2016-08-1200 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS1:E4 – Crossfire Board Game Commercial It’s another episode of Video Death Loop to be caught up in! This time, Aaron brings a hefty helping of 90s nostalgia in the form of leather jackets and cheap board game pieces! Milton Bradley’s Crossfire is defined on wikipedia states “The American commercial campaign for this product featured a compelling battle between two young men.” We’re going to learn just how deep that battle truly goes. Also, who’s going to win the Alternative Late Night Wars?! Host for this week is Aaron Littleton, with John Hurst bringing intricate game knowledge and pro-tips...2016-08-0500 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS1:E3 – The Golden Girls Theme Song Episode 3 has arrived, and so have the Golden Girls! John makes Aaron watch the Golden Girls Theme (Short version!) on loop, where they learn truly how thankful the Golden Girls are for being friends with one another. Also, a secret World War II mission exposed! With Nazis and everything! Host for this week is John Hurst, with Aaron Littleton suffering the consequences. John’s video clip is the The Golden Girl’s Season One Opening Theme. Video Death Loop Episode 3 – The Golden Girls Theme http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/VDL160729.mp32016-07-2900 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS1:E2 – John Cena Titantron It’s Episode 2 of Video Death Loop! This time Aaron picks the video and John immediately begins to curse. We find out about the kind of powers you can gain from the Grand Canyon plus time itself is in the balance! Host for this week is Aaron Littleton, with John Hurst as the unsuspecting co-host. Aaron’s video clip is the John Cena Titantron. Video Death Loop Episode 2 – John Cena Titantron http://www.videodeathloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/VDL072116.mp3 Download Link Youtube Mirror Write to us...2016-07-2200 minVideo Death LoopVideo Death LoopS1:E1 – Family Matters Theme Song Welcome to Video Death Loop, a podcast where two friends watch a short video clip on repeat until they just can’t take it anymore! Listen and laugh as their sanity deteriorates with each consecutive loop. New episodes drop every Friday, with the alternating host choosing and surprising the co-host with a new clip each time. Host for this week is John Hurst, with Aaron Littleton as the unsuspecting co-host. John’s video clip is the Family Matters Theme Song. Video Death Loop Episode 1 – Family Matters Theme Song http://videod...2016-07-1500 min