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The Top of Search Show - Amazon, Walmart, Ecommerce, and MoreEP 1: Welcome to Top of Search - Getting to Know Your Host Abe ChomaliJoin us as we get to know one of our hosts, Abe Chomali. He discusses his extensive background in e-commerce and Amazon advertising, setting the stage for what listeners can expect from the show. Robyn and Abe highlight how their different experiences and perspectives complement each other, promising diverse insights for sellers navigating Amazon's complex world. Key topics covered: Abe’s Journey: From selling products in 1991 through magazine ads to becoming an Amazon advertising expert, Abe shares how he’s managed hundreds of millions in sales and now focuses on PPC strategies with a data-dr...2025-01-2824 min
The Super Excellent Not Too Serious Bike That Goes Nowhere PodcastE98 - Meredith and Abe - May 6, 2024Recorded May 3, 2024
It's been almost a full year since Abe joined the podcast (May 15, 2023), so not only will we be celebrating Abe's "podiversary", but we are one episode away from our 100th podcast! So, we thought we'd open it up to your questions. Have anything to ask Meredith or Abe? Anything at all? Reach out through IG or FB, or email abebikepodcast@gmail.com and we'll answer your questions in our 100th episode! As always, we appreciate you listening to our podcast!
2:15 - The $15 surprise from the estate sale
8:35...2024-05-061h 14
The Super Excellent Not Too Serious Bike That Goes Nowhere PodcastE92 - Meredith and Abe - March 25, 2024Oh boy...are we ever in a bit of a pickle with this episode (hehehehe). The shenanigans continue with talk of pickles, bubble tea, sleep meditation and Echelon news. We also have the usual shoutouts and fun LB names, a bit of a different take on an experts segment with Reed, and a proper Did You Know! Buckle up for another fun episode!
[00:00] Quick catch-up, and Meredith's anxiety
[04:37] Abe's "trip"
[05:29] Watcha watchin'?
[09:20] Spring has sprung, and why Meredith hates summer
[12:32] Meredith's birthday - and Abe's gift to her (and...2024-03-251h 14
The Super Excellent Not Too Serious Bike That Goes Nowhere PodcastE88 - Meredith and Abe - February 26, 2024Recorded February 24, 2024
Meredith has COVID! We didn't want to spread the 'rona to our guest digitally, so we thought we'd put Abe in the line of fire and do another Meredith and Abe episode for this week and test the theory whether or not it can spread through the interwebs!
[00:00] Introduction and what Meredith has been doing this week, other than suffering. Who's kidding who - it's mostly about Meredith suffering 😆
[6:22] Cooking with Covid and making garlic. Wait. Cooking while exhibiting Covid symptoms.
[9:59] Meredith's television trip
[12:56] Still with television, but...2024-02-2654 min
The Super Excellent Not Too Serious Bike That Goes Nowhere PodcastE87 - Meredith and Abe - February 19, 2024Record date: February 13, 2024
Meredith tried to shirk her podcast duties by running away to Canada, but fortunately, Abe tracked her down to bring you this latest episode! OK...we all know Meredith wasn't really avoiding recording. This is what happens when Abe has control over the episode description! Also, no Experts segment this episode - we didn't get a chance to connect with Jama, so the Experts segment will return on our next episode.
[00:00] No snow for you!
[2:36] Superbowl - what does Abe ACTUALLY know about sportsball2024-02-191h 02
The Super Excellent Not Too Serious Bike That Goes Nowhere PodcastE85 - Meredith and Abe - February 5, 2024Record date: February 1, 2024
If laughter is the best medicine, then neither Meredith nor Abe should ever be sick! Another laughter-filled episode is here!
00:00 - Meredith and Abe catch up on the week(s) they've had, and "moo" points?
08:36 - Travis and Taylor, dynamite, and Adrienne K?
11:02 - Bunny goes to the vet
15:43 - Abe learns a new word
20:58 - Meredith's new Netflix recommenation
26:45 - Echelon news
44:58 - Fun LB names
47:14 - Shoutouts
56:31 - Ask the Experts - Jama joins...2024-02-051h 18
The Super Excellent Not Too Serious Bike That Goes Nowhere PodcastE75 - Meredith and Abe - November 13, 2023Well, the cat is out of the proverbial bag. Abe has a medical procedure and Meredith is here for it; but, who is Stan??? Lots of Echelon news to share this week, as well as the usual gang of suspects - fun LB names, shoutouts, and, Did You Know! Due to the busy nature of MAW in Chattanooga, there is no experts segment for this episode, but we hope to have Jama and Eden back in two weeks.
Also, Marcellus Gilmore Edson was a Canadian chemist and pharmacist in 1884. This will make sense when...2023-11-131h 10
The Super Excellent Not Too Serious Bike That Goes Nowhere PodcastE69 - Meredith & Abe - October 2, 2023Is Mercury in the microwave again? Abe seems to think so after the week he's had! Meredith and Abe catch up on their week to kick off this week's podcast.
[7:35] Abe drops a bombshell/exciting news on Meredith
[16:15] 120 minute ride....ON DEMAND???? Whodunnit? Meredith or Abe?
[21:28] Fall traditions and what TV Abe watches (*spoiler alert* Abe won't stop talking about his recent fave "The Traitors")
[27:25] 3 Questions with Meredith
[30:27] Weekend plans...and, Meredith gets a little jealous for a split second
[35:26] Meredith asks Abe a VERY important question2023-11-111h 10
The Super Excellent Not Too Serious Bike That Goes Nowhere PodcastE71 - Meredith and Abe - October 16, 2023If laughter is the best medicine, then Meredith and Abe should be the healthiest specimens to ever exist!
We start this episode with, yep, you guessed it, more laughter, and more Velveeta talk. Poor Velveeta!
[3:34] Abe recaps his week and talks about his favourite Starbucks (non-sponsor) order
[6:05] Meredith shares her own "fun" Starbucks (non-sponsor) story and how she traumatized a poor 18 year old barista!
[12:17] Saying farewell to Marsha Goldberg
[16:17] Update on Shana Saka (former Echelon instructor currently in Israel)
[18:43] Presents for Meredith & achieving her long term goal...2023-10-161h 15
Won't Be Silent - Don't Stop 'til It MattersMarcus Flowers 4 Georgia | Abe Gurko Won't Be Silent | The InterviewPLEASE DONATE TO MARCUS' CAMPAIGN! Click here: https://bit.ly/3oHhYseABE GURKO - THE OPINIONATORAbe has always been committed to finding truth and humor in a world obsessed with celebrities and politics. He is an opinionator who is quick to chide the Emperor’s New Clothes, corrupt politicians, and the other absurdities plaguing our cultural landscape. Abe’s is building a community of like-minded people to combat political correctness willing to speak up to say, “I Won’t Be Silent About___”.THE FILMWon’t Be Silent- A Song of Hope is a do...2021-12-0212 min
Abe PlusAbe Plus S3 E2Abe Plus S3 E2
This Episode was produced by the Frugal Blerd.
At the request of Tim via a call-in, Abe is interviewed by Larry, one of of Abe's voice characters. Yes it's a little confusing but hopefully it's a little entertaining too.
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What He Just SayEpisode 3: Juneteenth Vibes, Abe Hyde, and Black LivesAbe Hyde, Mr. Daniel Dickey & Marcel Alexander debrief from a Juneteenth weekend that included rallies, Father's Day, and "Abe Day". The guy's also discuss the infamous "So what are we" question, how Covid19 is still a thing and so much more. We start the pod off with Know My Rights, off of the new 6lack EP 6pc Hot. 03:46 Weekend Recap on Juneteenth, Fathers Day, and Abe's bday. 19:20 The guys speak Covid19 and the depression that has risen with young people from the ages 18-29 during these crazy times. 27:40 discussed how restaurants and other establishments cloak their racism. 38:33...2020-06-2859 min
Abe PlusAbe PlusAbe trying a new format for the show. Will "Abe Plus" be the new direction for this podcast? This episode mostly talks about Abe's iPad journey.
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 178 - 2/22/2019Episode 178 topics...
1. Sam goes off on Abe about bidet's
2. Sam discusses the way Abe asked him to be on a new podcast
3. People who are upset when attractive women are with ugly guys
4. Abe was unblocked on Twitter again thanks to the listeners
5. The Kardashian cheating saga
6. Kylie Jenner's friend had the golden ticket and blew it
7. How Tristan Thompson approaches women
8. People who use contemporary slang
9. Lynyrd Skynyrd dead members
10. Robert Kraft prostitution scandal
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 174 - 12/14/2018Episode 174 topics...
1. People who think they look young
2. A lady threatened pizza place that she'd complain on social media
3. People who say they are going to call their lawyer
4. Police officer's kids can get away with a lot of stuff
5. Abe always says "Dazed and Confused" line when he smells weed
6. People who love to fight
7. Almost every ride home when you're young is unsafe
8. Roger the jacked kangaroo died
9. Being an overweight animal is living a great life
10. Greta Van Fleet concert
11. Girls who throw bras at concerts
12. Attitude era in wrestling
13. People who hold parking spots
14. Guy was...2018-12-151h 14
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 170 - 9/24/2018Episode 170 topics...
1. Failed Facebook Live session
2. People who always talk to you about the same thing
3. Abe and Bass have an interesting relationship
4. Bert and Ernie
5. Ridiculous Bradley Cooper line about looking at Lady Gaga
6. Abe's stock mishaps
7. Abe has a neighbor that leaves its dog outside 24/7
8. Sway couldn't spell Eminem's name
9. Ben Roethlisberger is gross
10. Suge Knight in prison eats everyone's pork chops
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 168 - 9/4/2018Episode 168 topics...
1. Guys who call Abe with wise guy gambling picks
2. Abe's game of phone chess with gambling guy
3. Old school blocked calls
4. Getting killed and buried in a hole in Vegas would suck
5. Bass went to buy toys off Facebook Marketplace
6. Find my friends app
7. Cool and not cool police officers
8. Abe would overcompensate as a police officer
9. Kids that wrote names on the chalkboard
10. Jobs that change the rules after you start
11. People who burn jerseys and clothes
12. People who have Nike tattoos
13. Politics and food should not mix
14. Easy ways to tell if someone is racist
15. Both...2018-09-0550 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 165 - 7/24/2018Episode 165 topics...
1. Abe's new bidet
2. Abe once held a jet ski hostage
3. People who always claim to have a side company besides their job
4. The bidet in full detail
5. The word "literally" needs to go
6. Jaguar attack at the zoo
7. Abe's running list of animals to avoid
8. A Chris Benoit and kangaroo comparison
9. piercings and circumcisions
10. Bristol Palin going on teen mom to supposedly inspire women
11. Carrie Champion said the WNBA is just as good as the NBA
12. A racist reality show with all of the Hollywood disgraced actors
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 160 - 5/23/2018Episode 160 topics...
1. Ryan's wedding
2. Sam's wedding
3. Getting a horrible call at Sam's wedding
4. Sam and Bass knew that show was going to get canceled
5. Coast to coast in a week
6. Misfits concert in Newark
7. Abe's tip for getting a good seat on a flight
8. Abe's pathetic actions in hotel and airport
9. Abe had a very embarrassing moment in Newark hotel
10. Elon Musk's email to his workers
11. Guys who wake up with a hangover every day
12. Royal sham wedding
13. Harry will never be the fake king
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 156 - 4/2/2018Episode 156 topics...
1. A major return to the podcast
2. Abe's Los Angeles trip recap
3. Abe left behind a trail of paper towels and water bottles
4. Abe's airbnb issue
5. Crazy lady in San Diego
6. Using a crazy lady to cut lines
7. The way San Diego was described to Abe made no sense
8. Me Too accusers should get the job of the person they accused
9. Abe's deal that included a jet ski
10. Abe's time in Miami
11. Guy on train tried to do electrical work for Ryan and Abe
12. Abe got a Snake Sabo telemarketer call in front of Ryan
13. Guy told Abe that...2018-04-0348 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 155 - 3/21/2018Episode 155 topics...
1. Abe created the selfie
2. The time Abe worked out with Hulk Hogan in South Beach
3. Meeting celebrities on the street
4. A telemarketer called Abe looking for Snake Sabo
5. Bass' time as a telemarketer
6. The new tell three friends rule for this podcast
7. People who give a "portion" to charity
8. If someone watches Maury, they probably don't have a job
9. People who sue their employers
10. Bass came into money at 21
11. Homeless guy told Abe he didn't want beans or tomatoes
12. Abe's workshop class
13. Yawning is the worst path to success
14. Sam ruins Abe's serious PSA
15. How does a dental...2018-03-221h 03
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 154 - 3/11/2018Episode 154 topics...
1. Abe wrote a punk song
2. Abe bought a ball and string that you tie to your head
3. Goodbye to 97.9 The Loop
4. Abraham, Samuel, and Daniel Christian show
5. Abe has to take a workshop class for unemployment
6. Bass doesn't mind age insults
7. Abe's excuses to not do stuff
8. Suge Knight story with new details
9. Abe creating the selfie
10. Suites with hot tubs are gross
11. People who got fired pre 2015 for sexual harassment are deviants
12. People who suck on feet
13. Poker player in wheelchair talked lots of smack
14. Abe's Death Wish check
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 153 - 2/13/2018Episode 153 topics...
1. Beta test only for listeners of this podcast
2. Ric Flair sex agreement for sale on his website
3. People with near death experiences usually do not change
4. taxes
5. Women who post half naked pictures with inspirational quotes
6. Sports Illustrated posted naked women with inspirational quotes
7. Abe's online blueprint is like a neck tattoo
8. Abe entertained himself with comment at tuxedo shop
9. Abe apologizes to Bass after eating incident
10. Alarming amount of calories at fast food places
11. Cops should patrol Taco Bell drive through's at 3AM
12. Eating pizza while driving
13. Eating part of a dish you bring to party beforehand
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 152 - 2/6/2018Episode 152 topics...
1. Sam is asked a random question
2. Eagles fan who ate horse poop
3. Rocky statue
4. Abe wants to build a Macaulay Culkin statue in Chicago
5. Good Son final scene
6. Aunt Becky screwed Uncle Jesse out of his big break on Full House
7. Celebrity dumb kid names
8. Rock destroyed a guy on Twitter
9. The infamous Hulk Hogan blocking Abe on Twitter incident
10. Guy at Subway told Abe he couldn't close his sandwich
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 151 - 1/23/2018Episode 151 topics...
1. Sam returns
2. Abe received the greatest compliment ever
3. Men and women take compliments differently
4. The Bass and Baron Davis incident
5. Abe wouldn't fight Brock Lesnar with a gun or chainsaw
6. Monique complaining about Netflix
7. Who is more popular Monique or Gallagher?
8. Abe had tweet picked up by People and US Weekly
9. Without politics, Abe and Trump have a lot in common
10. If Abe were president, he would wrestle at Wrestlemania
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 144 - 11/2/2017Episode 144 topics...
1. Bass almost got into fight while trick or treating
2. Horrible costumes
3. Fox World Series commentary team
4. Hollywood predators
5. Old men who wink
6. Abe broke the Vegas code for gambling
7. Abe's Best Bet of the Week
8. Abe gets calls from guys who give losing picks
9. Steroids are back in baseball
10. Bass had a perfect encounter
11. All you can eat lobster
12. Fart roulette
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 142 - 10/19/2017Episode 142 topics...
1. The podcast will never end
2. Abe got a diamond card at casino
3. Abe saw someone at casino that shocked him
4. Lady gave Abe a back handed compliment
5. Old guy who used the term "clean shaven"
6. Harvey Weinstein
7. Korean Spa's
8. Job interview for Game Stop that Abe overheard
9. Arden Moon talks about the courtesan business. Check her out @ArdenMoon or ArdenMoon.com
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 135 - 7/31/2017Episode 135 topics...
1. The slot machine controversy
2. Swearing to God as a little kid was like a lie detector test
3. Abe's Roulette strategy failed him
4. Abe produced an Ice Cube joint
5. Abe's legendary rapper impressions
6. Sam always wanted a Naughty by Nature hoodie
7. Chris Christie looks like Humpty Dumpty
8. The Chris Christie Cubs game altercation
9. Steve Jobs wife on yacht with new boyfriend
10. People who fight for dead peoples money
11. The overly dramatic tough guy at a funeral
12. The Sugar Shack controversy
13. Scumbags always have broken limbs and band aids on face
14. The Kendall Jenner Tupac shirt
15. Guys who purposely mispronounce...2017-08-0148 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 134 - 7/18/2017Episode 134 topics...
1. Abe's can't miss roulette strategy
2. The wasp massacre on Abe's balcony
3. Rocky was an A-hole
4. Guy bought Just for Men and depends
5. Kids should buy stuff off Amazon and sell at school
6. Pawn shops and Abe's greatest score
7. Craigslist experiences
8. Guys who just want a hot meal
9. Abe might be allergic to lions and tigers
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 128 - 5/23/2017Episode 128 topics...
1. Marty Casey joins Abe. www.martycaseymusic.com
2. Abe and Ryan stole Marty's seats at Cubs game
3. Chris Cornell tributes
4. Musicians being political
5. Onesie's
6. Rock Star INXS show
7. Reality TV inner workings
8. Groupies
9. Song writers selling their songs and making millions
10. Parents screaming out window to call in kids
11. Abe and Marty grew up in the golden age
12. A legal way to change your middle name
13. Abraham Maximus Kanan
14. Operation HOT TOWEL
15. Massage parlors should make guy use his own sock
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 124 - 4/11/2017Episode 124 topics...
1. Abe and Bass played basketball at United Center
2. Abe and Bass' greatest sports moments
3. Old people who still think adults are children
4. Viagra on steroids commercial
5. Magnums and petites
6. Tupac tribute had a lot of swearing
7. Hulk hogan and Ric Flair have a pass for bad behavior
8. This podcast is Abe's neck tattoo
9. Shaking hands should be replaced by bowing
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 119 - 2/27/2017Episode 119 topics...
1. Oscar's
2. The need to report deaths on text threads
3. Ryan gave Abe a shout out at Monday Night Raw
4. Magic Johnson has the cure for HIV
5. Guy who was hitting on girl at Jimmy Johns
6. The loser guy in the group that loves everyone's girlfriends
7. Melania giving lords prayer
8. Weird sex with the Trump sons
9. Guy charged Abe for a copy of cassette
10. Abe will be playing basketball on Chicago Bulls court
11. Bad people who pass down their name to son
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 117 - 2/8/2017Episode 117 topics...
1. Bass almost died
2. Puking knee pad idea
3. Abe's final wishes
4. Sam's VIP list for wake
5. Sam wants to make angry video for his wake
6. People who give long lead up to report about a death
7. Abe's food life hacks
8. All spoonfuls at fast food places should be heaping
9. Guy took meat off of Abe's sandwich
10. People who say "Blonde hair don't care!"
11. People who use tons of hash tags in their posts
12. Running into people that want to "catch up"
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 113 - 12/22/2016Episode 113 topics...
1. Guy was mad about Tupac getting into Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame
2. Donald Trump should never wear a hat
3. People at casino who make a lot of noise eating noodles
4. The reason people yell "MONKEY" during Baccarat
5. Guy complimented a girls wig and she went nuts
6. Garth Brooks wears a Madonna type headset
7. David Draiman from Disturbed should wear a headset
8. Garth Brooks is like Elmo and did the Howard Dean scream
9. Bands with one hit should play it multiple times in concert
10. Best way to search for Netflix password
11. Celebrity birth control
12. Bernard Hopkins was almost...2016-12-2236 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 110 - 12/2/2016Episode 110 topics...
1. Taking shirt off when eating
2. Sam's claim that Abe ate off of cardboard
3. Messy foods
4. Things that are similar with babies and old people
5. Abe want's to go out like Jim Morrison minus the overdose
6. Guy at casino looked horrible and was bragging about his looks
7. The Dark Knight jacket
8. Sam's Trump comparison to Abe
9. Sam's thoughts on election
10. Getting on knees over 30 is hard
11. Two finger challenge and dumb internet challenges
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 107 - 11/9/2016Episode 107 topics...
1. Darlene's depressed years on Roseanne
2. Cubs and election social media posts
3. Linkedin is creepy
4. The door knob and safety game
5. Cubs and Sox
6. Steroid wing in hall of fame
7. Abe used to think Latino people were white as a kid
8. All guys school and pranks on teachers
9. Lady did Abe's sandwich scam with Bologna
10. Deli's need to evolve
11. Abe got hit by a semi truck
12. People whose voices change around different people
13. People in lines to vote look like they haven't left house in years
14. People who say they need to make an appearance at a party
15. Go-to...2016-11-101h 16
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 100 - 9/7/2016Episode 100 topics...
1. Sam in Las Vegas compared to Abe
2. Misfits reunion concert in Denver
3. Danzig's ridiculous song intro's
4. People who wear Misfits gear are usually posers
5. Denver smells like weed
6. Lots of white homeless people in Denver
7. Smoking weed with homeless people
8. Abe as a homeless man
9. Skin tags grow back
10. Abe plans on winning big this weekend
11. This is our 100th episode of podcast
12. Would podcast continue without Abe
13. Reenactment of us doing podcast as old men
14. Abe taught a guy at gym an important lesson
15. People who act sick
16. Guy on Denver Train told story about crowds
17. Farting...2016-09-081h 01
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 96 - 8/4/2016Episode 96 topics...
1. Abe and President Obama birthdays
2. New radio studios
3. Construction workers at radio stations with drills
4. Orlando Bloom junk pictures
5. Guys who take off their shirts at parties
6. Ass cleavage shorts
7. Ass to ass rock stars
8. Things that need to be updated
9. Warren Sapp is a relationship deal breaker
10. Relationship deal breakers
11. Angry hot dog chef
12. Abe was grossed out by elotes guy
13. Draymond Green junk on Snap Chat
14. Abe's lightning fast credit card rejection
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 92 - 6/29/2016Episode 92 topics...
1. The snooze button is like being a hostage
2. Morning mask invention
3. Sam's asshole 5AM text
4. If Sam had a kid, he would do a lot of screaming
5. Sam says that Abe sleeps like a dog
6. Abe wants to put up signs with rules at his gym
7. People who still use checks
8. Sludge sent Abe a creepy check with a virtual slap in the face
9. Game of Thrones finale recap
10. George RR Martin loves YouPorn
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 90 - 6/15/2016Episode 90 topics...
1. Sludge returns to podcast and talks about Chicago trip
2. People who keep posting stuff about guns
3. Abe wants to get Sam the new Weird Al Yankovic box set
4. Bass disappears mid-podcast
5. Why did Ice Cube put Ricky on the couch in Boyz in the Hood
6. Sons of legends usually suck
7. Sludge lost his phone in Abe's car
8. Abe had to Fed Ex Sludges phone to Philadelphia
9. Abe and Sludges worst firings
10. Abe drove away from gas station with gas pump in car
11. People on Facebook who tease a surprise are the worst
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 87 - 5/24/2016Episode 87 topics...
1. Lady answered phone and asked Abe if he was hungry
2. Lawyer was talking about details of case while taking a dump
3. ATM machines give you subtle hints if you're a degenerate
4. Abe and Bass want to be each others food sponsors
5. Telemarketer butchered Abe's name
6. Bass worked as a telemarketer in high school
7. Four-hour diet and fad diets
8. People who speak all of their text messages
9. Abe's retention tip and an equally good new tip
10. People who speak the hip new lingo
11. Puff Daddy's new song is the worst ever
12. Aerosmith video gave kids horrible message
13. Guy wore...2016-05-2558 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan on FishingAbe Kanan on Fishing. Subscribe to the Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Podcast on iTunes here... https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/abe-kanan-on-hold/id860445250?mt=2
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 85 - 5/10/2016Episode 85 topics...
1. Sludge returns to the podcast and excites Sam
2. Fantasy football talk
3. Sam in Training Day scenario would be hilarious
4. Ripping people off in Fantasy Football is great
5. Gene Simmons' song Christine Sixteen has questionable lyrics
6. Gene Simmons' sex tape was even more pathetic than Hulkster
7. People who use Kickstarter for pools and other stupid stuff
8. People who ask for prayers for their dogs on Facebook
9. Sludge and Bass only talk on Facebook Messenger
10. Sludge sneaks into Chicago like a thief in the night
11. Abe's slick move at piano bar
12. Smelliest celebrities list
13. Guys who have "man caves" are...2016-05-111h 34
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 83 - 4/26/2016Episode 83 topics...
1. Lazy payroll people
2. Abe feels bad for Possum's
3. Chyna porn got the same reaction as horse video
4. Hipsters ruin everything
5. What do hipsters and metal guys sleep in
6. Abe can't wait to refer to twenty dollar bills as "Tubman's"
7. People who wait in line for hours to save four dollars
8. Guy got arrested for stealing fountain drink
9. Worker who looks confused every morning when Abe makes the exact same order
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 80 - 3/29/2016Episode 80 topics...
1. Changes to the podcast
2. Sam getting a big wrestling type push
3. Abe's fake injury to not have to walk as far at concert
4. People who roll up one leg while riding bike
5. Recent calls to 911
6. Naked guy on expressway
7. Double locking buttons when seeing homeless guy
8. Advantages of underwear versus commando
9. Abe ate too much Lamb on Easter
10. Abe's idea for new religious jewelry
11. Media people with Game of Thrones screeners
12. Ethics on broadcasting
13. People who get stuff out of trunk at red lights
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 79 - 3/22/2016Abe Kanan and Bass discuss...
1. Remembering Toronto Mayor Rob Ford
2. Greatest audio clip in the history of audio
3. Final Tweet before dying
4. Swearing every morning when you wake up is normal
5. Abe and Bass ate a disgusting(in a good way) meal
6. Hulk Hogan's lucky bandana
7. Jake the Snake sex tape next
8. Abe accidentally wore green on St. Patricks Day
9. People should wear red on Pulaski Day
10. Guy at Starbucks who kept kissing son on lips
11. Jesus sang Creed song during the Passion Live
12. Why is Jesus always a model on TV
13. It should be illegal to return online purchases
...2016-03-2344 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 76 - 3/1/2016Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Abe's Mexican food double coma
2. Jumping up and down before using bathroom technique
3. People who say "thank you for your service" too fast
4. Abe consoled lady who fell at restaurant
5. Abe used foot to pick up a post it note
6. Ryan dogsitting Owen and Blu Blazer talk
7. Abe had incident with guy who buzzes him in at work
8. Guy in Abe's building apparently gets paid to sleep
9. "Fuller House" review
10. Sitcoms love hooking up single parents
11. Guy with a "The World Is Yours" tattoo
12. Abe's fake office
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 75 - 2/24/2016Abe Kanan, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. If Abe played for the Lakers, would he score?
2. Kimbo Slice fight was like a train wreck
3. People who talk about the weather all the time
4. Indiana should have their own news
5. Abe played in a poker tournament that gave away guns
6. Slayer concert and bloody people at show
7. Guy at Slayer concert was a real class act
8. Jeans with hammer loop
9. Seeing people who look completely different
10. Being an adult
11. Abe's cold and hot drving tip
12. Was Alice on the Brady Bunch a well treated slave?
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 74 - 2/16/2016Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss...
1. Abe's first lunch incident with Bass, in new building
2. Abe clogged toilet on 1st day at new building
3. Guy kicked out of buffet after eating 50 pounds of food
4. Types of people who sue everyone
5. Abe leaving food for Bass is similar to Shawshank scene
6. Grammy Recap - Adele - Ice Cube's son - Bow Wow
7. Kanye busted for having Twitter writers
8. Abe would wear a life jacket on new Titanic voyage
9. Barber Shop played inappropriate movie around kids
10. Fake candid pictures of shirtless guys lying with babies
11. Fuller House and good news call...2016-02-171h 10
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 73 - 2/9/2016Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Abe and Bass working in same building again
2. Abe doesn't want to insult Bass by not going to lunch
3. Abe is in a Walking Dead situation
4. Security guard gave Abe bathroom code, then smiled at him after he left bathroom and forced a conversation
5. The legend of Abe and Suge Knight's meeting in Vegas
6. Abe's wardrobe malfunction at the gym
7. Guy at Starbucks said Abe's name wrong, and then Abe was harassed by girl for getting "fruity drink"
8. Starbucks weird drink order names
9. Sam calling out Starbucks orders in College
10. Peyton...2016-02-1055 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 72 - 2/3/2016Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Story about Abe meeting Suge Knight in Las Vegas
2. Superbowl Best Bet of the Week for coin toss
3. Sam's bowling team tryout
4. People versus OJ Simpson show
5. Kim Kardashian and Kato Kaelin
6. Abe took bites out of wrongly made sandwiches
7. Phil Anselmo racist remark
8. People who always talk about paying dues
9. People who always say, Sarah Palin is hot
10. Abe draws houses during classes
11. Sign that shined in Abe's apartment, came down
12. Radio talk show fake on hold names
13. Guy with skin tags made Abe an iced latte
14. Abe's daily emergency bathroom situation
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 71 - 1/26/2016Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Guy died in car crash while pleasuring himself
2. Sponsorship's
3. Ecoli outbreaks are best times to go to restaurants
4. Diseased sex offer
5. Birth control commercial is scariest commercial ever
6. Steven Tyler grabbed junk and then licked his hand
7. Which old rock stars are still cool to have sex with
8. Abe and Sam saw a random rock star
9. Homeless people hear car doors lock all day
10. Sam did all of Abe's assignments in a college class
11. Cheating in school is easier now than ever
12. All young kids should kick field goals
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 70 - 1/18/2016Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Podcast intros are dumb
2. MLK Day is a good day to see which of your friends are racist
3. Boycotting awards shows isn't effective
4. Lesbian thug stared everyone down at casino
5. If Abe were a lesbian, he would be a lip stick lesbian
6. Getting stared down shouldn't offend people
7. Guy from dealership calls Abe live during podcast
8. It's almost impossible to drive through Gary Indiana and not get a nail in your tire
9. Tim Cook took a pathetic in action picture with a drill
10. Guy who said "Google Me" at poker table
11...2016-01-191h 04
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 69 - 1/5/2016Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Reading old text messages is confusing sometimes
2. People who tell people to say hi to people
3. 2016 looks like it will be Abe's year
4. Crack voice never goes away
5. When people know our orders, we stop going
6. People who say "Happy Ne Year" a week later
7. Small talk is Abe's worst nightmare
8. When Abe was 13 he ate 3 Subway foot long subs
9. People outraged on Facebook when businesses close
10. Local New Year's programming is the worst
11. Jenny McCarthy's obsession with Bass
12. Donny Wahlberg was a douchebag on New Year's show
13. Day time TV...2016-01-061h 09
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 68 - 12/29/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Guns N Roses reunion announcement
2. Guys who use pills for stick enhancement
3. Do hookers hang out and watch Netflix?
4. Do street hookers enjoy their job?
5. Craigslist creeps trying to buy Abe's truck
6. Guy on Craigslist who hid in his house from Abe
7. Abe hung out with a Craigslist buyer for three hours
8. Sam doesn't approve of the way Abe treats his cars
9. Guy who bought truck dropped Abe off at Jimmy Johns
10. "Merry Christmas" texts
11. Why isn't Santa Claus old and fat anymore?
12. Craigslist Santa's
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 67 - 12/16/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Recap of the lost podcast
2. Ryan had a life altering experience with a bidet
3. Junk placement when on a toilet
4. Abe thinks bathrooms should be the size of bedrooms
5. Abe's crazy experience with Caitlyn in Vegas bathroom
6. Caitlyn always mentions Kim Kardashian for no reason
7. Slobs at buffets love crab legs so much
8. Guys who dress like cowboys are wearing a costume
9. Uber drivers always claim to own their own company
10. Kids today will have no nostalgia when they get older
11. Toilets need to evolve
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 63 - 11/17/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Sam announcement update
2. Limp spoon guys at Chipotle
3. Watching Ronda Rousey fight at dirty bar
4. Sam's high school jobs
5. Nintendo blowing and swabbing
6. Danny Gaga had a perfect Nintendo
7. Charlie Sheen HIV announcement
8. Doctor supervised Charlie Sheen sex
9. Slobs in reclined seats at movie theaters make Abe sick
10. Guy who got shittiest tattoo ever
11. Facebook flag generator
12. Obama gets blamed for everything
13. Abe passed up a place called "Dat Doughnut"
14. "Elbow lickin good" sign
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 62 - 11/11/2015Abe Kanan and Ryan Manno discuss...
1. Abe got into an altercation with guy at gym who wanted to "holla at him!"
2. Scumbags can never be gentlemen
3. New entry to things you can't look cool doing
4. The walking dead at the casino
5. Abe ate a $500 sandwich at the casino
6. Dangerous guy email at Ryan's work
7. Ryan opened the worst possible letter that you could open
8. Starbucks Christmas cup controversy
9. Racist guys with girlfriends of another race are still racist
10. Ryan kicking people out of his car incidents
11. Guns N Roses Reunion
12. Abe wore a Van Halen shirt with "X" on it...2015-11-1258 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 61 - 11/3/2015Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Transplant team truck
2. Sam is in a loud room with announcements in background
3. Sam gets upset about Abe questioning announcements
4. Abe uses gimp foot picture to get out of doing stuff
5. Sam can go over the edge in a split second
6. Abe was an AV boy and janitor assistant in grade school
7. Bass just accepts people talking behind his back
8. Abe has side text conversations ripping on everyone
9. Thanksgiving origin and Canadian Thanksgiving
10. Abe's HR lady thought he was black
11. Transitioning women who look like Larry The Cable Guy
12. 90's rap...2015-11-041h 01
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 60 - 10/27/2015Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Abe went to see Danzig in Milwaukee
2. Abe's scheme to get into the concert
3. Phil Anselmo from Pantera has endless snot
4. Ryan and his girlfriend caught John Cena's shirt at PPV
5. Tiers of celebrities at wrestling event were sat accordingly
6. John Cena propositioning Ryan talk
7. DJ from Roseanne is shittiest celebrity of all time
8. Bass' bad costume and other bad costumes
9. Guy at tire shop wouldn't stop staring down Abe
10. Translation talk
11. Lenny Dykstra blackmailed umpires
12. Jared from Subway found a way to be more gross
13. Sam doesn't want to watch...2015-10-2852 min
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 59 - 10/20/2015Abe Kanan and Bass discuss...
1. Abe has a demon come out of him during Cubs games
2. If the world ends, we aren't ready to go yet
3. Heaven might be like a crappy VIP room
4. Abe's swearing foot doctor returns
5. Abe had the worst mailman ever
6. Rappers start rapping about murder and end with weed
7. Lamar woke up when he heard Bruce and saw Caitlyn
8. Kobe and Khloe having sex in hospital bathroom
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 58 - 10/14/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. The Cubs playoff run
2. Jesse Jackson at hospital to see Lamar Odom is ridiculous
3. Abe's swearing foot doctor
4. Caitlyn stopping by to see Lamar
5. Dennis Hof from Bunny Ranch must love this press
6. Getting a check from Jesse Jackson is near impossible
7. Jesse Jackson at Abe's bed side for his final moments
8. What does the Pope think of Jesse Jackson
9. Abe met Jimmy john
10. Girl at subway gave Abe the perfect Mayo statement
11. Abe was pressured to buy a Prince cassette tape
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 57 - 10/6/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. What does Bass do when he is late for podcast
2. Sam's excuse for not being on last week
3. Danny Gaga fell at his party
4. Kordell Stewart had a weird reaction to false allegations
5. Abe is embarrassed at his 14 year old reaction to OJ
6. Great Limp Bizkit related bathroom tip
7. Black Whopper gave Abe green poop
8. Hickeys and the type of people that have them
9. How gang banger's officially commit to their girlfriends
10. Two girls had the same guys name of their arms
11. Dummy guys who mark their territory
12. Gang banger girlfriend...2015-10-071h 05
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 56 - 9/29/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sludge, and Bass discuss...
1. Sludge couldn't originally come on because his back hurt
2. Reasons sludge doesn't talk to Bass
3. The Pope was in Sludge's city of Philadelphia
4. Annoying people on Facebook who seem semi dangerous
5. Sludge has a hot national sportscaster DM'ing him
6. Abe's carbon footprint
7. Sludge and Abe ate subs & watched Entourage every day
8. Sludge and Abe roommate stories
9. Girl broke up with Sludge because Abe moved in
10. Chipotle delivery is glorious
11. Proper ass hygiene
12. Derrick Rose has group sex with his boys
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 54 - 9/14/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Technical difficulties
2. Sam explains why he has to leave early
3. Ryan played Oregon Trail
4. Abe was involved in huge fire
5. Why your outfit should always be disaster ready
6. People who have the open ass smell
7. Ways to tell people they smell
8. Ice Cube had a beautiful father/son moment at Riot Fest
9. White parties and boat parties
10. Fake partying on social media
11. People who fish for compliments get unfriended by Abe
12. Pity posts on Facebook
13. Do cops like the song F*** The Police?
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 53 - 9/8/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Talking smack about Bass behind his back
2. Ryan slept at a hospital
3. Alarm sounds in hospital when a baby is missing
4. People who scream "WHAT???"
5. Sam and Abe driving together is dangerous
6. Update on Sam's injured ass from stair fall
7. Woman at DMV was most miserable woman ever
8. People who explain meaning behind their tattoos
9. Sam's fantasy football draft live
10. $800 fantasy football league
11. Petty cash and currency exchange
12. Bailing people out of jail would be funny for Abe
13. Dorks who refer to professional athletes as "kids"
14. Guys who talk about "Adam...2015-09-091h 19
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 52 - 9/2/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Sam's injured while helping Abe move
2. WWE will soon have to scrub their whole network
3. Abe and Sam fight at least once a day
4. Sammy the skunk
5. Glue and boards talk
6. Abe and Sam teamed up after scratching moving truck
7. Ryan ruined surprise party
8. more useful tips like retention department tip
9. How to stay in hotel room an extra 3 to 5 hours
10. Drinking tap water with dignity at Chipotle
11. Homeless guys who hit on attractive women
12. Guy with cigars are like kids with He-Man swords
13. Cantaloupe is like a bad girlfriend
13. Bass...2015-09-031h 05
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 51 - 8/25/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss your listener questions...
1. Homeless guys with swagger
2. To, too, two, and 2
3. Kids and sports
4. Manning family and Cooper Manning
5. Air show and like risking sports
6. Jared is the molester poster boy
7. Abe tries to piss off Sam
8. Ryan's stance on peeing in a pool
9. Abe's crazy fantasy football text thread
10. Richmond Virginia crazy night with wrestlers
11. Howard 101 questions
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 50 - 8/18/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Patrick Kane allegations
2. Jared from Subway guilty as Abe predicted
3. Abe as President would be hilarious
4. Columbia House filed bankruptcy
5. Alphabet parent company of Google is dumb
6. Every 80's sitcom had a paid slave
7. Mr. Belvedere was a weirdo
8. Ryan checks in from Disney Land
9. Abe got his awesome jeans in the mail
10. Space Mountain is not sexy
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 49 - 8/12/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss Abe's epic trip to Los Angeles including...
1. White Men Can't Jump Courts
2. The Dresden
3. Homeless people in Santa Monica
4. The Magic Speaker let down
5. Abe's carbon footprint at Ryan's house
6. Abe got a huge flight voucher
7. Abe's agility when a little kid puked
8. The most comfortable jeans of all time
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 48 - 8/4/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Ryan's HUGE Los Angeles welcome party for Abe
2. Abe's birthday, and people who love their birthday's
3. Kids who spiked the punch on sitcoms
4. Lenny Kravitz penis picture
5. Ice Cube trying to act like a thug again is hilarious
6. Dr. Dre farewell album and Motley Crue farewell tour
7. Lollapalooza and ass cleavage shorts
8. Bass' big meeting and stealing bags of chips
9. Ronda Rousey
10. People talking about stuff they don't know about
11. Fat kids riding ponies
12. Disgusting woman in pool was mad when hair got wet
13. Buffets and kids in Guatemala eating habits
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 47 - 7/28/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Abe waking up from a nap sounded limp
2. The molester bedroom
3. Abe on UFC embedded
4. Ryan hung out with Stone Cold Steve Austin
5. Hogan sex tape and his Twitter hilarity
6. Sex tapes aren't a big deal anymore
7. Babies are like rubber balls
8. Old people should wear rubber jumpsuits
9. People who take a beer when they have a full one
10. Tip jar at convenience store
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 46 - 7/21/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Abe's lie about restarting his computer
2. Abe's trip to Los Angeles
3. Getting eaten by a shark
4. Pathetic trip to the beach
5. Abe almost dies in 7 feet of water
6. Parking attendant owned a guy in front of his family
7. People who fight
8. How to not get jumped in a bad neighborhood
9. Bass' story about getting jumped
10. Donald Trump Presidential supporters
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 45 - 7/14/2015Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, Bass, Sludge discuss...
1. Abe calls into Sludge's show live
2. Vegas
3 UFC fight
4. Abe saw Leo DiCaprio
5. Foreign media guys dress and look weird
6. Guy with no legs got kicked out of seat
7. Game of Thrones "Shame Walk" to 300 level
8. Abe saw a guy with a skull and crossbones eye patch
9. Being blind or having one eye, which is better?
10. Bass talks to his son with a twink voice
11. Girl at car wash couldn't say "Armor All"
12. Thug nerd liked Abe's truck
13. Oil change hard sell guys
14. Guys in their forties who love high school
15. Weird coaches...2015-07-151h 22
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 43 - 6/30/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Abe bumped into Bulls & Whitesox owner Jerry Reinsdorf
2. Sam sent a blushing emoticon ]
3. Abe was publicly embarrassed at sub shop
4. Ryan explains the difference between Chicago and LA
5. Bass get your bars up song actually exists
6. People with loud car systems are an endangered species
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 42 - 6/23/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Ryan visiting Chicago
2. Abe's idea of fine dining
3. Ryan hanging out with douchebag's at club
4. Sam and Ryan spending the night together
5. Hulk Hogan unblocked Abe on Twitter!
6. Abe's history with the Hulkster
7. Sam and Danny Gaga Hulkster story
8. Abe and Ryan meeting Green Day story
9. Bass meeting Xzibit story
10. Ryan's Scott Stapp and Stevie Wonder story
11. Bono from U2 made popcorn for Ryan
12. Abe got violated at Walmart
13. Old people are grandfathered in for racism & perversion
14. Hugh Hefner's old balls and Holly Madison
15. Abe's cab driver pissed on his cab
16...2015-06-241h 16
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 40 - 6/9/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. People who don't know how to google stuff
2. Redneck women Walmart brawl
3. Assholes who demand respect
4. People who stare you down
5. Putting on plastic gloves when dealing with trash balls
6. Chris Brown, Kylie Jenner, and Hulk Hogan Twitter feud
7. Time to end group showers in high schools
8. Naked conversations
9. Abe's T-shirt tip
10. Sam & Abe played "My Ding-A-Ling by Chuck Berry on repeat at an ice cream shop when they were little kids.
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 38 - 5/26/2015Abe Kanan, Bass, and Jay The Gay discuss...
1. Jay The Gay's history with the show
2. Bass eats wings with plastic gloves
3. Abe and Bass went to the gym together
4. Most people shouldn't wear shorts
5. Jay's beer can story
6. Abe's horrible drive through experience
7. Fake patriots
8. People who post nude pics with inspirational quotes
9. Bass' horrible idea called "Fuber"
10. Jay's questions for Abe and Bass
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 35 - 5/5/2015Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Talking your way out of getting punched in the face
2. Rumor Willis was called potato head as a kid
3. Bass keeping tabs on Abe 24/7
4. Racist guy that Manny Pacquiao was Mexican
5. Danzig the horse in the Kentucky Derby
6. NFL drafted players all had same blonde girlfriend
7. Horse owners seem like plantation owners
8. Abe hates the word "treat"
9. People who check obituaries get excited when people die
10. Bass is the worst at reporting deaths
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 34 - 4/28/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan, discuss...
1. Bass out sick
2. Abe's "HARD" nap
3. Abe's ripped up sleeping shirts
4. Ryan's garden
5. Missing kid returns with no explanation
6. Sammy Lou Who
7. Abe's retention scheme works again
8. First impressions of people meeting us
9. Bass needs to know Abe's whereabouts 24/7
10. Women who use toothpicks
11. Baltimore riots
12. Bruce Jenner interview
13. Elton John would suck to hook up with for everyone
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 33 - 4/20/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Selling our show to Shark Tank
2. Dancing With the Stars is rigged
3. Waiting in line for random Bulls playoff tickets
4. Horace Grant would be a good Cosby Show character
5. Warren Sapp video released admitting to hooker
6. Warren Sapp made his case look worse
7. Getting a hooker pregnant
8. Sam would be a horrible cop
9. Abe did Sensory Deprivation Tank
10. Cyrotherapy
11. Abe's tip for energy at 3AM
12. Abe doesn't know how to properly walk down stairs
13. Jennifer Aniston's current hotness
14. Mickey Rourke's Journey
15. Jaden Smith's dress
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 32 - 4/14/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Reason Sam was running late
2. Lebron James calls Bass "boy"
3. Rub maps
4. Ryan moved to paradise
5. Sam enters conversation and explodes in record time
6. Sam questions Abe's mock British version of him
7. Ryan "Hollywood" Manno
8. California water crisis
9. Ryan's new California friends
10. Abe's horrible towel and smoothie incidents
11. Man versus food guy going vegan
12. Hillary running for President
13. CEO who took huge pay cut
14. Mtv has fallen off
15. Sam and Abe almost got killed watching Bebe's Kids
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 31 - 4/7/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss...
1. Chicago Mayor race
2. Rahm Emanuel had his finger cut off at Arbys
3. Abe's reactions are the worst when noticing deformities
4. Bass always makes a big deal about his birthday
5. Easter
6. Lamb is like flex seal
7. Story about when the Abe Kanan Show almost broke up
8. Scientology
9. Dinosaur mini series is needed
10. Lynard Skynard members only die horrifically
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 30 - 3/31/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Ryan slept over at Sam's house
2. Sam might have poisoned Ryan
3. Waking up early
4. The cons of wearing adult diapers
5. Research proves that Abe's schemes work
6. Bosses aren't funny
7. Corporations should shut up about all issues
8. Overly masculine guys who have threesome's
9. Abe and Sam documentary
10. Racist parents in barbershop
11. Long drive phone conversations
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 29 - 3/17/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Why we don't have an intro
2. Bass wants donations
3. Sam won't cut Abe into his business idea
4. Abe explains the dry, wet, dry rotation
5. Chap stick tip
6. Ring of Honor Show and the crowd
7. Abe embarrasses Ryan at show
8. Receptionist who kept asking Abe "What?"
9. Cleaning lady gave Abe the eye
10. Sam went off on Starbucks customer
11. Sam went off on people at Olive Garden
12. We love our listeners!
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 28 - 3/10/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Abe's scheme that got approval from Ryan, Sam, & Bass
2. Abe gives the listeners a gift of 1/2 price phone bill
3. Abe acts pathetic talking to AT&T guy to get discount
4. People who stick their tongue out usually lack intelligence
5. People who take double bites of food
6. People who have food in corner of mouth
7. Abe anoints Bass' baby the winner of all babies
8. Bass gets a massage
9. Adults shouldn't wear jerseys of younger people
10. Don't message us about our friends whereabouts
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 27 - 3/3/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Sam is like the soup nazi from Seinfeld
2. Abe's radio cluster idea
3. Abe wants to go to an EDM club
4. Abe's "Peak Hotness" franchise idea
5. Old guys would make great regulators
6. Homeless guy who got killed by LAPD
7. Kanye West's ridiculous speech after visionary award
8. Kevin Garnett throws cell phones in the toilet
9. Details on Warren Sapp's arrest with hookers
10. Listener queRstions
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 26 - 2/21/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sludge discuss...
1. Sludge wanted to use ear buds for podcast
2. Bass called himself Super Dad
3. Abe's "Maximum Hotness" Agency idea
4. State of Ryan and Sludge's friendship
5. Excuses for not answering phone
6. Sludge met a girl on elevator and then stalked her
7. Sludge talks about getting random girl to get coffee
8. Abe and Sludge's plane ride with Navy Seal wife
9. People giving up burgers for Lent
10. Abe though a guy in locker room was a woman
11. Smelly people should have their own gym
12. Abe and Sludge love MTV's Challenge show
13. Kissing strangers on their cheek
14. Ryan...2015-02-211h 26
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 25 - 2/17/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Story about Ryan kicking Bass out of his car
2. People Bass follows on Twitter
3. Abe's Romantic Valentine's Day
4. Single people with drugs get laid more
5. Valentines Day side action realization
6. Sam's dead body arrangements
7. Michael Jordan's birthday
8. MY kicked Bass out of Bulls locker room
9. Disappointment in teachers husband
10. Charity donation in White Castle drive through
11. Abe's Dunkin Doughnuts girl
12. Guy at Taco Bell knew Ryan's order
13. Quest for one million listeners
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 24 - 2/10/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Ryan in glasses makes Abe sick
2. Seth Rollins penis controversy
3. Sam's theory on Abe being proved
4. NSFW pics
5. Abe's lack of integrity delivering news
6. Week on 97.9 The Loop
7. People popped out of woodwork offering their services
8. Random guy sent Ryan a text offering $80
9. Iggy Azalea doing Papa John's jingle
10. 2 random people thought Abe worked at mall
11. Abe goes through red lights in bad neighborhood's
12. Abe pulled over in bad neighborhood story
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan Show on 97.9 The Loop 2-3-2015 & 2-4-2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
2-3-2015
1. Snow day in school and at work
2. Get arrested for throwing snowball
3. Peter Frampton stayed alive too long
4. Dog makes Simon Cowell faint
5. Rihanna wants Leo to get in shape
6. Night Train robs bank prank call
7. Slash's neck tattoo
8. Warren Sapp wants to pay a flat rate for a hooker
9. Manno's memo
2-4-2015
1. Abe supposedly broke Sam's toilet
2. Rob Gronkowski's ridiculousness
3. Michael Jordan punching Will Purdue story
4. Bill Belichick kiss daughter on lips and grabbed her boob
5. Charles Manson wants to smuggle out his sperm
6. Randy Quaid has...2015-02-041h 42
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan Show on 97.9 The Loop 2-2-2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Abe's manly act and saving Bass
2. Depressing Super Bowl
3. Coin Toss Bet
4. Johnny Weir at Super Bowl
5. Abe checked out Steven Tyler
6. Marsha and the big man on campus
7. Best Super bowl Commercials
8. Abe's horrible intern interview at the Loop in 2001
9. David Lee Roth's shaved head
10. Typical rock DJ outfit
11. McDonalds paying with love promotion
12. Bass tries to get free food at McDonalds for lovin
13. Dead kid commercial at Super bowl
14. Weight Watchers commercial made Abe hungry
15. Super Bowl halftime barter deals
16. Manno's Memo
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 22 - 1/20/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Abe and Sam argue about everything
2. Abe's wrestling idea
3. Abe and the stock market
4. Ryan meeting Trent Reznor at Golden Globes
5. Local critics have gone away
6. Ridiculous celebrity stories
7. Bands who lead into songs with song title
8. Celebrity tribute videos made before celebrity dies
9. Hillary Swank commercial
10. Leave Bruce Jenner alone
11.The ridiculous Al Sharpton
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 20 - 1/6/2015Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss...
1. Mayo on every table in New Orleans
2. Sam's horrible improv skills
3. Fake live radio shows
4. Bass' Jenny McCarthy Facebook scandal
5. Dick Clark's New Years Rockin Eve
6. We have lots of questions about the rapper Pitbull
7. Someone is always jerking off to your favorite show
8. Abe's snot rag mistaken for something way worse
9. Abe's horrible experience returning cable equipment
10. Other piggish operations that will be out of business
11. $5.99 haircut
12. If you can't afford to go out, stay in
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 18 - 12/23/2014Abe Kanan and Bass discuss...
1. Podcast will now be available on soundcloud.com/abekanan
2. If iTunes does not let you download the podcast correctly, all episodes will be at that soundcloud link
3. The debut of DJ Levy
4. Annual tradition of losing radio job
5. Michael Jordan's son hosting a radio show
6. Guys at the gym using "N" word
7. Abe's "slave" Walmart name tag
8. $6 subs at Subway cost more than $6
9. Bill Cosby's "Picture Page" marker
10. Public bathroom fear in grade school
11. Guy with no shirt on who hit on girl in parking lot
12. White guys in suits who love crackhead hookers
13. People...2014-12-241h 03
The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 17 - 11/5/2014Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. The Walking Dead & Abe Binge Watching Shows
2. Ryan's Current Life
3. Sharing Passwords
4. Nik Wallenda's Tight Rope Walk
5. God's Will
6. The Election
7. Political Parties
8. Republican and Democratic Priests
9. People Who Believe Party Lines Word For Word
10. People Are Like Dogs
11. Abe Eating Chipotle 3 Nights In A Row For Dinner
12. Best Mexican Food
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 15 - 10/8/2014Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Calling Off From School
2. Having Family Members Do your Homework
3. Getting Free Tickets for Everything
4. Kids Not In the Cards For Abe
5. Ugly Babies
6. Prince Michael Jackson Joining Money Team
7. Nick Simmons Banging Amber Rose
8. One Of Abe's Classic Scheme's Gone Wrong
9. Remembering Peoples Names
10. Light At The End Of The Tunnel
11. Abe Breaking iPhone & Scheme To Fix It
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 12 - 8/14/2014Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Syringe Sales
2. CD Cases Back In The Day
3. Weirdo Who Fixed Abe's Ceiling Then Wanted To Be Friends
4. People Who Want You To Guess Their Age
5. Accidental Texts That Are Not Accidental
6. Fat People Love America And Their Calves
7. Penis Cleavage Pants
8. The New Abe, Ryan, Sam, & Bass Million Dollar Idea
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan:ON HOLD - Episode 5 - 5/16/2014Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Sam and Ryan's Friedship
2. Riot Fest
3. Sam's Cell Phone
4. Bass' Trip to Los Angeles
5. Bass' Son "DJ"
6. Friendly Fast Food People
7. Abe & Sam's Craigslist Encounter with a guy in all denim
8. Discussion on why we talk shit about everyone
9. Hanging out with Donald Sterling
10. Michael Sam's Reality Show
11. Drake is a huge Douchebag
12. Abe's Mayo Endorsement
13. Small window with Olivia Munn
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The SLOB ShowAbe Kanan: ON HOLD #2 - 4-15-2014Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Sam's voice on the phone
2. Guys who say everything is "Gay"
3. Man Caves and the guys who own them
4. Eating alone and shirtless
5. Sending food to women at bars
6. Ryan's murder story
7. Why Abe thinks new friends will murder him
8. Proper texting etiquette
9. Sam and Abe's arguing protocol
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