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The F PlusThe F PlusWinnie-the-Pooh Meets The F Plus with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Shell Game Lemon reading: poohadventures.fandom.com Content provided by Doctor Interrogative. Edited by Shell Game. You probably don't know what The Pooh's Adventures Wiki is, but as of this episode, it has over 80,000 pages. Comprised mostly of fanon crossovers with other popular media franchises and embarassing self-inserts, this is a wiki where eventually all of popular culture can exist parallel to Tigger. This week, The F Plus enters the Ryaniverse. Music used: St. Vincent - Digital Witness aexzhouWinnie the...2025-01-011h 15The F PlusThe F PlusThe Short Stories of Shortstory1 with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Portaxx Kendrick Lobstar Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by vampiresoftware. Edited by Boots Raingear. Shortstory1 is an extremely prolific author of (appropriately enough) short stories, mainly horror one-shots or absurdist premise pieces. Are the stories well written? Absolutely not. Are the stories good? Depends on your definition of good. Are the stories entertaining? Extremely so. This episode, The F Plus thinks you're beautiful... in your own way. Music used: Magnetic Fields - Long-Forgotten Fairytale Nomeansno - This Story Must...2024-08-261h 28The F PlusThe F PlusThe Inspirational Stories of Not Always Right with: Lemon Boots Raingear Adam Bozarth Nutshell Gulag John Toast Achilles' Heelies Frank West Shell Game Positive Stress reading: notalwaysright.com Content provided by Lucky Numbers. Edited by Lemon. One night, Lemon and four ridiculists read a document made entirely from stories from Not Always Right which were tagged as "inspirational". Then (six months later), Lemon and four other ridiculists read the exact same document. This episode is the result of those two recordings. This week, The F Plus is releasing our 400th episode which means we have to...2024-03-101h 10The F PlusThe F PlusCheck This Shift Out with: Lemon Bunnybread Frank West Zarla Ganymede Boots Raingear reading: tumblr.com reddit.com fandom.com deviantart.com Content provided by thelizzerd. Edited by Achilles' Heelies. We're only one episode away from our 400th episode, and we're gonna spend it on the quadfecta of tumblr, reddit, fandom and deviantart. Today, we're looking at the Reality Shifting community - people who are certainly not dreaming (oh no no no), but they're using their own positive intentions to transform themselves into a completely different and better world (like the kind where you have...2024-02-241h 11The F PlusThe F PlusThis One Is Exclusively About Buttsex with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Kumquatxop Dijon Du Jour Lemon reading: analonlylifestyle.blog reddit.com Content provided by NolongerKanyesutra. Edited by Boots Raingear. The Anal Only Lifestyle is a community where heterosexual men who only like one thing can overshare about their hyperspecific sexual fantasies, brag about how great their lives are going, and opine about the futility of the female vagina. It gets real gross real fast, but if you make it to the end there will be quite a bit of poetry! This week, The F Plus...2024-01-021h 23The F PlusThe F PlusFantasy Writers on Reddit with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Victor Laszlo Shell Game Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Lemon. When looking for writing advice, who better to ask than the helpful Redditors at r/fantasywriting? That is a rhetorical question, don't bother answering it. This 👏 week 👏 The 👏 F 👏 Plus 👏 doesn't 👏 use 👏 commas 👏👏👏 Music used: KRS One - Never Give Up Depeche Mode - Everything Counts Chapters provided by Lemon 2023-09-241h 08The F PlusThe F PlusCreepy Encounters With Total Idiots with: Boots Raingear Frank West Achilles' Heelies Dijon Du Jour Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Semantic Weeb. Edited by Lemon. The subreddit of r/CreepyEncounters is a place where redditors post true stories of lived experiences that are disurbing, strange, paranormal, or somehow otherworldly. I mean, ostensibly. In our experience, the stories are dubious, meandering tangents of fictional self-inserts that frequently fail to meet the definition of "story". But if you were looking for a preamble of what an allyway is, you're in the right place. This...2023-07-141h 30The F PlusThe F PlusThe Angry Apple Nerd with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Portaxx Frank West Lemon Jack Chick reading: applerankings.com Content provided by Alqemizzy. Edited by Achilles' Heelies. Self described appleist Brian Frange has some serious-assed opinions about different types of apples, and he wants to share all of them. And that's... honestly, that's entirely what this episode is about, Brian Frange's opinions about different types of apples. This week, The F Plus sees a tasty unwipe anus. Music used: The Andrews Sisters - Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree (With Anyone Else...2023-02-191h 31The F PlusThe F PlusGood Reads for Bad Needs with: Lemon Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Nutshell Gulag Turtle Boots Raingear reading: goodreads.com Content provided by Secret Gaygent 69. Edited by Achilles' Heelies. Let's speak honestly for a moment: We're all intelligent, thoughtful, sexual beings, right? And as such, we desire intelligent, thoughtful, well-written pornography, don't we? I dunno, but anyway here's some crap. This week, The F Plus learns the meaning of banal anal. Music used: Talking Heads - The Book I Read Yung Humma ft. Flynt Flossy - Lemme Smang It Chapters provided...2023-01-311h 20The F PlusThe F PlusYour Chance At Love Has Been Removed By A Moderator with: Boots Raingear Frank West Achilles' Heelies Cheapskate Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by thelizzerd. Edited by Achilles' Heelies. Are you looking for love? Well as it happens there's a lot of people on Reddit, so that's probably a good place to start. We're going to be looking into a few different subreddits for personals ads, including r/cf4cf (childfree hardcore) r/AgeGapPersonals, r/VirginityExchange, r/MBTIDating and r/RandomActsOfBlowjob in search of available singles, and we're going to learn exactly why they're single. This week, F...2022-09-061h 12The F PlusThe F PlusThe Secrets of Infinite Energy with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Frank West Zarla Lemon reading: overunity.com Content provided by Doctor Interrogative. Edited by Lemon. Good news everybody! The forum members of OverUnity have solved all our energy problems. They've created perpetual motion machines, 3 million terawatt batteries, balloons which are heavier than lead and other assorted contraptions that provide much more energy than they'd ever require. Only one problem: They can't tell you any specifics, because of Google. We're spending an hour and a half solving all the world's problems, and we're getting rich besides.2022-08-221h 27The F PlusThe F PlusLoohan vs The Lizartarians with: Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Kumquatxop Zarla Lemon reading: loohan.com Content provided by Tipsy Almond. Edited by Adam Bozarth. Loohan doesn't care much for Reptilians. Or anyone else for that matter. You see, Loohan's general worldview is... actually, really hard to suss out out. He believes in space monsters, and religious conspiracies, and some weird race/gender stuff we cut out of this episode, but he has the intellectual thruline of a streetcorner man wearing a sandwich board. It's a delight! This week, The F Plus needs to...2022-06-301h 07The F PlusThe F PlusHopscotch Goblin with: Boots Raingear Victor Laszlo Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: cryptidz.fandom.com Content provided by Secret Gaygent 69. Edited by Lemon. Rather than describe what's happening on The Crytpidz Wiki, I'll let the site describe itself: Cryptids are monsters... except that cryptids could actually exist! When talking about Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster you're talking about something that could live right on this Earth right now! On Cryptid Wiki, we document all of the possible information you can get about cryptids and determine if they're...2022-06-231h 31The F PlusThe F PlusGoodbye! Yahoo! Answers! with: Boots Raingear Victor Laszlo Adam Bozarth Achilles' Heelies Jack Chick Lemon reading: answers.yahoo.com Content provided by Mz. Saturn. Edited by Lemon. After over 15 years of cultivating some of the dumbest questions The Internet has ever pondered, a series of truly horrific business decisions forced Yahoo Answers to shut down permanently on May 4th of 2021. Our memorial episode may not be timely, it may not be well thought out, and it may not be informative - but in all those ways, this episode is representative of Yahoo Answers itself.2022-01-301h 08The F PlusThe F PlusHere Come Da Advicinators with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Bunnybread Zarla Lemon reading: advicinators.com Content provided by Kanyesutra. Edited by Achilles' Heelies. Predating some of the more well-known question and answer sites, the website Advicinators dates back all the way to 2003, and it hasn't changed a whole lot in the decades since. Teenagers will ask a question, typically about sexual health, and "columnists" will offer advice, typically unhelpful. And then at the end, we'll play a game about what site we're on. This week, The F Plus gets a real nice Fing...2021-11-031h 14The F PlusThe F PlusNight of the Blood Sorceress with: Lemon Achilles' Heelies Ironicus Shell Game Boots Raingear reading: cagliastrotheironring.com Content provided by A Meat. Edited by Boots Raingear. The Sorceress Cagliastro is an author, a teacher, a necromancer, a bloodwitch, a haunted doll maker, a 3D printmaker, and a relentless huckster. To that end, she has a whole lot of crap you can buy and classes you can take, as long as you promise you won't ever share anything you've learned with anyone else. It's a blood oath, I suppose. This week, The F Plus is...2021-10-091h 24The F PlusThe F PlusThis One Is For My Gull Girls with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies The Intern Dijon Du Jour Lemon reading: fandom.com Content provided by Smallest Sasquatch. Edited by Achilles' Heelies. The Aesthetics Wiki has devoted itself to the cataloguing of hundreds and hundreds of aesthetics and subcultures which are seemingly identical to each other. This may seem like a pointless excercise, but that's just because you're being real Grandparentcore right now, and I'm experimenting with Darkest Academia. This week, The F Plus is trying to get your attention. BLUT BLUT BLUT BLUT! Music used: ...2021-05-081h 40The F PlusThe F PlusThat Hyperboard Over Thair with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Nutshell Gulag Zarla Lemon reading: mlhh.org theinternallonghair.wordpress.com Content provided by thelizzerd. Edited by Achilles' Heelies. Men love to go on the internet and compare length. In this case, it's just their hair. We're going to be surfing The Information Superhighway and logging on to The Men's Long Hair Hyperboard; a community which has been supporting long hair-having men since at least 1997. It's actually kind of charming. This week, The F Plus wants you to call us to let us know when...2021-02-261h 06Xan GriffinXan GriffinNarcissist (Fly Guy)This song is based off of the mindset of a Narcissist. Lyrics: (Verse 1) All my girl friends’ mans say they wanna kill me They mad cause I can still they girl make em look silly I don’t even gotta try this shit is too easy Steal yo bitch wit no effort while I ride my heelies Step to me I promise you I am not Achilles Lethal no mercy you should already know the dealy I hope I painted a picture I’m hoping that you feel me Or imma have you in the ER popping oxy All these niggas...2021-02-1303 minExtra CreditExtra CreditJean Ass Ick ParkSo we’ve heard of a lot of outlandish, disgusting fetishes over the course of The F Plus and Extra Credit, so perhaps it seems strange to read a forum about a relatively tame obsession such as jeans. Well, maybe being into types of clothes is pretty common, but these jean perverts are fucking awful people! This week, Extra Credit is doin’ time for lovin’ denim. Readers: Shell Game, Dijon Du Jour, Mix,  Malt and Achilles’ Heelies Music: My Humps – Alanis Morissette Forever in Blue Jeans – Neil Diamond 2021-02-121h 26Extra CreditExtra CreditJean Ass Ick ParkSo we’ve heard of a lot of outlandish, disgusting fetishes over the course of The F Plus and Extra Credit, so perhaps it seems strange to read a forum about a relatively tame obsession such as jeans. Well, maybe being into types of clothes is pretty common, but these jean perverts are fucking awful people! This week, Extra Credit is doin’ time for lovin’ denim. Readers: Shell Game, Dijon Du Jour, Mix,  Malt and Achilles’ Heelies Music: My Humps – Alanis Morissette Forever in Blue Jeans – Neil Diamond 2021-02-121h 26The F PlusThe F PlusThisepisodeis Verycrazy with: Frank West Achilles' Heelies Jimmyfranks Adam Bozarth K Thor Jensen Lemon reading: fandom.com Content provided by Mz. Saturn. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Crucially, this episode is not about the television show Supernanny. It is about the Supernanny Fanon Wiki, a website with over 10,000 pages devoted to alternate universe fanfiction wherein it's the near-future, but the only cultural touchstone worth documenting is what happened in these fictional episodes of the television show Supernanny and its spinoffs. This week, The F Plus will see you at The Creepy Zoo. 2021-02-071h 36The F PlusThe F PlusRoot Beer Advocates with: Boots Raingear John Toast Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth The Intern Lemon reading: rootbeerreview.com Content provided by Alqemizzy. Edited by Adam Bozarth. You might have guessed, but Root Beer Review is a site that hosts reviews of different root beers. What you might not have inferred is that all of these reviews are (probably) written by the same person, and the other people on the website have opinions, not just on the root beer, but on the person reviewing the root beer as well. This week, The...2021-01-151h 09The F PlusThe F PlusAfterskin with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: restoringforeskin.org reddit.com Content provided by Mix. Edited by Achilles' Heelies. The topic of male circumcision is a contentious one, but fortunely we're able to avoid all of that by simply reading the words of dullards who are doing horrific things to their own skin while complaining about their mothers. This week, The F Plus would like to remind you foreskin fetish does not make sense because the foreskin is part of a man's sex organ. Music...2020-12-221h 05The F PlusThe F PlusLiving In A Vacuum with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Frank West Squiddy Lemon reading: vacuumland.org Content provided by Secret Gaygent 69. Edited by Lemon. Five lucky ridiculists from The F Plus Podcast were selected to visit the forums of VacuumLand.Org and read what they found there. You’ll be happy to know that a love of vintage vacuum cleaners totally isn’t a fetish, except for the times when it is. But they’ve got some pretty incredible vacuum collections that they bring to conventions, and also, eventually, it will be time for poetry...2020-10-021h 15The F PlusThe F PlusDoing The Robot with: Achilles' Heelies Frank West Portaxx Lemon reading: fembotcentral.net clips4sale.com Content provided by Secret Gaygent 69. Edited by Lemon. The forum posters over at Fembot Central are (as you might have guessed) aroused by the idea of robotic humanoid women. And they're all too happy to explore the many facets of their specific fembot obsession, despite how often or how loudly you try to protest. This week, The F Plus finds out what Joss Whedon has been up to. Music used: Ratatat - Neckbrace Groove...2020-09-081h 29The F PlusThe F PlusWhy Don't The Females Understand Bitcoin? with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Portaxx Kumquatxop Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: bitcointalk.org Content provided by Shame Boi. Edited by Adam Bozarth. Here's a simple concept: All of the material in this episode was sourced by searching BitcoinTalk for the word "female". This week, The F Plus (like women) really is a paths duck. Music used: The Flying Lizards - Money Cardi B featuring Meg Thee Stallion with Ben Shapiro - WAP [iMarkkeyz Edit] Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth 2020-08-241h 14The F PlusThe F PlusCarne Idiota with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by R.S. Benedict. Edited by Jimmyfranks. The redditors at r/ZeroCarb have a particular diet they want to share with you, and here it is: Meat. Meat at the exclusion of literally everything else. Every other comestible on the planet contains toxins, so they've found perfect health. Also they're all getting hives and incontinence and a myriad of sexual, respiratory and sleep problems, but that's probably entirely unrelated. This week, we don't mention Jordan...2020-07-111h 09The F PlusThe F PlusButter Business Bureau with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: bulletproof.com Content provided by A Meat. Edited by Boots Raingear. The folks over at Bulletproof tried selling coffee with butter in it. And not only did that plan work, but their customers were willing to pay a premium for the experience. So with that lesson learned they expanded the product line: Protein bars, tinctures, vibrating platforms, books, computers with pre-installed software. These are products designed to reverse the aging process. And if that sales pitch sounds compelling to...2020-06-271h 39The F PlusThe F PlusI'm Not Touching You with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Victor Laszlo Achilles' Heelies Sanguinary Novel Lemon reading: fandom.com Content provided by Spooks. Edited by Lemon. The Psi Wiki is an encylcopedia devoted to the art of pisonics, which takes great pains to make sure that all the information is completely accurate. So with that said, let's learn how to time travel. This week, Venmo @TheFPlus and we'll tell you what your Radionic Box does. Music used: Self - Miracleworker Valium & The Tripmunks - You Keep Me Hangin' On 2020-06-191h 21The F PlusThe F PlusClips 4 Bake Sale with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Victor Laszlo Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: clips4sale.com Content provided by Mix. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Hey, this is a gross one! We started reading a Clips 4 Sale document, and then very quickly realized was all about food. We've got recipes, we've got cooking tips, we've got women upside down with their head in a laundry basket, really - all your staples. It's very disgusting, but also fun. And Jimmyfranks bought a whistle. This week, The F Plus can't seem to sell any of...2020-04-151h 25The F PlusThe F PlusThe Alkaline Trip with: Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth John Toast STOG Portaxx The Intern Boots Raingear reading: eattolivenottodie.com Content provided by Tipsy Almond. Edited by Boots Raingear. Alfredo Bowman (aka Dr. Sebi) made an interesting discovery about germ theory: Namely, that there is only one germ, which causes a disease called "disease", which causes mucus, which in turn causes disease. And germs. Also beets cause perpetual motion. It's all very sensible, so please buy this £40 tea. This week, The F Plus is giving up the moisture. Music used: The D...2020-03-081h 23The F PlusThe F PluswikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Heat 1 with: Achilles' Heelies Frank West Boots Raingear Victor Laszlo Edited by Jimmyfranks. On January 18th of 2020, The F Plus came to Portland in order to do something very stupid indeed. Sixteen players would come up to the stage, one by one, and read randomly selected content they have never seen before, in order to prove who is the motherfucking best. Achilles' Heelies - From Nightmares & Rockets (an Elon Musk fanfic) by Tesla Pike Frank West - How To Shave Your Genitals (Male) Boots Raingear - How To Get Over Your Fear Of Slenderman Victor...2020-03-0150 minThe F PlusThe F PluswikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Final Heat with: Achilles' Heelies Kumquatxop Shell Game Jimmyfranks Edited by Jimmyfranks. Achilles Heelies - Daniel Songer's Comedy Act #191 Kumquatxop - How to Win a Swordfight Shell Game - How to Live in a Dungeon Jimmyfranks - How to Cook Lasagna in the Dishwasher That's the end. Now that you're at the end, you should probably go to motherfucking.best and vote for your favorite readings. Heat 1 | Heat 2 | Heat 3 | Heat 4 Music used: Lizzo - Boys Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth2020-03-0136 minThe F PlusThe F PlusWookiee Ookiee Ookiee with: Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Frank West Lemon Boots Raingear reading: starwars.fandom.com Content provided by King Kalamari. Edited by Adam Bozarth. The volunteer researchers over at The Wookieepedia have quite a job in front of them: They must catalog absolutely everything that has ever existed in the Star Wars Universe, including (but not limited to) the things that Disney has labeled as canon. This week The F Plus has learned one thing about Twi'lek dancers, and it's wrong. Music used: Meco - "Star Wars" Theme ...2020-02-111h 23The F PlusThe F PlusThe Suicide Banquet with: Adam Bozarth Achilles' Heelies John Toast Portaxx Frank West Squiddy Boots Raingear Bunnybread Lemon STOG Nutshell Gulag Victor Laszlo reading: wikihow.com Content provided by Neal. Edited by Lemon. At The F Plus' Suicide Banquet, we're serving the following... Adam Bozarth: Roasted Lettuce, Radicchio, and Endive Achilles' Heelies: Noodle and Coffee Casserole John Toast: Tofu French Toast Portaxx: Mashed Potato Ghosts (video) Frank West: Gamer Sandwiches Squiddy: Amaretto Sour Cherry Popsicles Boots Raingear: Fenelon Poutine Bunnybread: Boob Cake Lemon: Raw Vegan Tom Kha Soup STOG: Parsnip Pancakes Nutshell Gulag...2019-11-061h 47The F PlusThe F PlusFailure Is The Only Option with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Kumquatxop Squiddy Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Lemon. The Redditors on r/NEET self describe as "Not in Education, Employment or Training", and yes that may be a very clumsy acronym, but what they're trying to tell is that they don't work, or go to school, or even do anything like chores. This makes some of them feel special and some of them feel sad, but if they feel sad it's just the fault of women. This week, we...2019-09-291h 03The F PlusThe F PlusBig Gay, Little Gay with: Jack Chick Frank West Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: coiledfist.org Content provided by Girlkisser,The Smoking Dad. Edited by Adam Bozarth. The people who frequent the unpleasantly named Coiled Fist are gay men with a specific predilection; Either they want much bigger men to be sexually rude to them, or they want to be sexually rude to much smaller men. Oh, also they hate shaving their balls. It's so time consuming! This week, we started out climbing the rope but now we're all into feet. 2019-09-061h 11The F PlusThe F Plus!sleep with: Isfahan Nutshell Gulag Achilles' Heelies Zarla Boots Raingear reading: reddit.com Content provided by Seth "Slimy" Rollins. Edited by Lemon. r/nosleep describes itself as "a subreddit for realistic horror stories." Well, realism is a hard thing to define, and while the stories that live here are mostly poorly spelled rambling essays that strain credulity, they also cause Boots Raingear's internet to drop out for a while! 😱 This week, The F Plus is waterboarding clowns correctly, for once. Music used: Beastie Boys - No Sleep Til Bro...2019-08-271h 31The F PlusThe F PlusYou Get Wet with: Jimmyfranks Frank West Portaxx Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: isoaker.com isoaker.net Content provided by Cat Examiner. Edited by Jimmyfranks. There aren't a whole lot of people who visit the iSoaker family of websites, but you can't deny the passion they have in their hobby. This is an episode of meticulously documenting all the squirt guns to have ever existed, of the life-changing obsession of being super into squirt guns, and about the super cool bad ass things these full grown adults do when they're holding a squirt gun and...2019-07-241h 17The F PlusThe F PlusDon't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole with: Bunnybread Boots Raingear Frank West Achilles' Heelies Jack Chick Squiddy Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Ambious,Cheapskate. Edited by Achilles' Heelies. People need a moral arbiter in their lives, and while that's understandable, it's an odd move to trust Reddit to do it for you. And yet, r/AmITheAsshole is there, and it's handling hundreds of conflicts a day. This week, The F Plus gets disgusted by an ugly 8. Music used: Sara Bareilles - Sweet As Whole Nina Simone - Nobody's Fault but Mine...2019-04-141h 28The F PlusThe F PlusStuffed Full Of Fantasy with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Frank West Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: fantasyfeeder.com Content provided by Amelia Blank. Edited by Jimmyfranks. A previous subject from nearly a decade ago, the website of Fantasy Feeder is still committed to its cause: Encouraging people to overeat to an absurd degree so that other people can get boners. This week, Zboatzboat! Music used: Georgia Gibbs - If I Knew You Were Coming I'd Have Baked A Cake Big Pun - Still Not A Player Chapters provided by ikaribattousai 2019-03-221h 07The F PlusThe F PlusSWORDS!!! with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Nutshell Gulag Achilles' Heelies Lemon Tommy reading: budk.com Content provided by Cat Examiner. Edited by Boots Raingear. The world can be a scary place, and that's why the folks at BUDK Worldwide are there, day after day, to use that fear as a tool to sell cheap worthless crap to rubes with self esteem problems. We're here for the swords, but there's a lot of categories on offer here and it's easy to get distracted. This week, The F Plus opens the box and...2019-02-031h 19The F PlusThe F PlusA Role In The Sack with: Achilles' Heelies Frank West Adam Bozarth The Intern Lemon reading: BlueMoonRoleplaying.com Content provided by Shell Game,Girlkisser. Edited by Lemon. Sex! Sure, it's a thing that people pretend to enjoy, but when it comes down to it, it turns out very few people seem to like the actual physical act. As in all things, it's up to The Internet to this into a fulfilling experience, and the community over at Blue Moon Roleplaying Forums is really trying their best in this regard. This week, The F Plus...2019-01-231h 18The F PlusThe F PlusF Plus Live 7 | Seattle, I Guess | Part 1 with: Lemon Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo J W Friedman STOG Jack Chick Bunnybread Frank West Nutshell Gulag Content provided by Montrith,Adam Bozarth. Edited by Lemon. It took us until our seventh F Plus Live to figure out that we could do it somewhere other than Minneapolis, and that we could do it in a theatre! We're so excited about the idea that we start things off with a musical number, before moving right in to reading crap! 2 Wrongs Don't Make A Right (A Christian Puppet...2018-11-171h 31The F PlusThe F PlusF Plus Live 7 | Seattle, I Guess | Part 2 with: Lemon Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo J W Friedman STOG Jack Chick Bunnybread Frank West Nutshell Gulag Content provided by Montrith,Adam Bozarth. Edited by Lemon. As is tradition, we return from the break drunker than we were when we started, which becomes really obvious in Lemon's failed introductions. But we've got more crap to read, and we're going to read it! In the end, the room shares what they've learned before being visited by a special guest who has an especially smelly message of peace. But...2018-11-171h 08The F PlusThe F PlusSmashed Words with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Kumquatxop Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: smashwords.com Content provided by Kanyesutra,Kumquatxop. Edited by Boots Raingear. With half a million works in their catalog, the marketplace at the strangely named Smashwords describes itself as “your ebook. your way”. And, as long as “your ebook” is a christian cyberpunk business-minded erotic novalla and “your way” is with rambling paragraphs and keyword-stuffed sentences almost nearly as difficult to follow as this episode description, then you, my friend are in luck. It's all descriptions of ebooks this time around, folks. Settl...2018-10-121h 19The F PlusThe F PlusMay I Propose Prepuce? with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies bumpgrrl Kumquatxop JT Lemon reading: adult-fanfiction.org Content provided by Curlicue. Edited by Achilles' Heelies. When the users over at Adult Fanfiction Dot Org aren't writing porn, they're thinking of ways to critque the ways that you, personally, write your porn. Fortunately, the site has a forum to service this need. This week, The F Plus finds the Darkwing Duck erotic fanfic. Music used: The Knack - My Sharona Jeff Pescetto - Darkwing Duck Theme 2018-09-211h 21The F PlusThe F PlusThe Politics of Bimboland with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Portaxx Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: bimbo.land Content provided by Girlkisser. Edited by Adam Bozarth. Bimboland (or BimboLand or Bimbo Land, depending) is a browser game where where players create an avatar and then level up their stats, try on clothes, and date other bimbos. Much more crucially, the Nation of Bimboland has a state called Atheistia, recognizes Christopher Hitchens' birthday as a national holiday, and has a hotly debated election coming up soon. This week, the man has the penis to satisfy the...2018-07-061h 16The F PlusThe F PlusIt's Trichy! with: Bunnybread Frank West Kumquatxop Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: kinkyforums.com Content provided by Morgan. Edited by Lemon. You might expect that the people over at KinkyForums are dilettantes with their sexual proclivities, but that would be a mistake. They have found what is, for them, the one perfect fetish: hair. They may disagree on hair length, hair texture, and the most desirable haircuts, but they really like hair. And, as you're about to learn, their love of hair comes at a disservice to you, personally. This week, The...2018-04-031h 20The F PlusThe F PlusFlashlight Enthusiasts? with: Boots Raingear Achilles' Heelies Frank West Nutshell Gulag Jack Chick Lemon reading: reddit.com candlepowerforums.com Content provided by Montrith. Edited by Achilles' Heelies. There's a couple hundred thousand members of CandlePowerForums and I don't mind telling you: those folks are really into flashlights. In what is probably our most jargon-filled episode, we're exploring the predilictions of these (exclusively) men who want to share their obsession with their wives and children, who are having none of it. This week, The F Plus is attaching the tube to our...2018-01-171h 21The F PlusThe F PlusA Glove Fetish Is Like A Watch Fetish But With Gloves with: Isfahan Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Kumquatxop Lemon reading: www.wwgfa.info Content provided by Ray Thompson. Edited by Lemon. The World Wide Glove Fetish Association (or WWGFA, for those in the know) is a surprisingly popular forum where the predominantly British members discuss the intricacies of their fetish for gloves while a dedicated group of niche pornographers try to exploit them. This week, The F Plus needs to put on a gas mask before fingering you. Music used: Hot Snakes - No Hands Shudder To Think...2017-12-131h 18The F PlusThe F PlusOnly The Preambles To Recipes with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Squiddy Lemon reading: pinchofyum.com Content provided by Ryro The Dino. Edited by Lemon. Food blogging has a conundrum: People like to read and share recipes, but with there only being so many unique varients on "Sausage And Peppers", how can one particular food blog hope to cultivate its audience? Why, with 🌟zazzle🌟 of course! And words. Lots and lots of words. To that end, we're looking at one particular food blog, and specifically all the content that happens before she gets to the recipe. ...2017-11-051h 07The F PlusThe F PlusWikiPlow with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: wikiporno.org Content provided by Sham bam bamina!. Edited by Jimmyfranks. The website Wikiporno is fun to say. In addition to that, it's a Media Wiki site where, as best as we can figure, three guys lovingly catalog all of the pornography they have seen, and they've seen a lot of a pornography! This week, we start principal photography for Butt F Plus. Music used: Billy Squier - The Stroke Clarence Carter - Strokin' 2017-09-261h 24The F PlusThe F PlusAsk Reddit And You Shall Receive Reddit with: Boots Raingear Frank West Adam Bozarth Achilles' Heelies Squiddy Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Captain Laser Pants. Edited by Boots Raingear. With a subscribed userbase of 18 million, r/AskReddit works with a simple premise: One person asks a question, other people answer it. And that open-ended concept means means Reddit can do what it's best at: Dim your view of human worth. It is a series of threads posted in by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. This week, The F Plus ignores the...2017-09-161h 08The F PlusThe F PlusF Plus Live 6 | Conjuring Satan | Part 1 with: Bunnybread Achilles' Heelies STOG Jack Chick Boots Raingear Content provided by Cheapskate,Montrith,Caroline,A Meat,Heavenator,The Lesbiathan. Edited by Jimmyfranks. The F Plus Live 6 is the biggest and most dangerous F Plus Live in history. After explaining the premise of the show, Lemon starts out handing out documents (or "spells"), and the audience quickly learns there's going to be a lot to wrap your head around. Bunnybread: A Story of Dirt Eating from Experience Project Achilles' Heelies: A selection of poetry from Authors Den STOG: THE P(H)ANTOM! ...2017-09-121h 26The F PlusThe F PlusF Plus Live 6 | Conjuring Satan | Part 3 with: Lemon the audience J W Friedman Adam Bozarth Frank West Satan Content provided by Zarla,Spooks,Girlkisser,Achilles' Heelies. Edited by Jimmyfranks. For the last segment of F Plus Live 6, we consult a supercomputer and our nearest available Frank West to learn that we have not yet collected enough magicks to summon Satan. And so, we take drastic measures. Lemon & The Audience: badfic snippets J W Friedman: Read how Katy Perry's video Firework is witchcraft and how the spell is cast Adam Bozarth: The Yahoo Answers of Spanky Gazpacho Frank West...2017-09-1254 minThe F PlusThe F PlusDo Not Pass Go with: Boots Raingear STOG Jimmyfranks John Toast Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: thegamecrafter.com Content provided by Spooks. Edited by Jimmyfranks. The creators and visionaries over at The Game Crafter have some innovative new board and card games to sell you, and they're not hampered by such trivialities as marketability, distribution, is this game any good, and am I a cretin with an axe to grind about feminism and letting that motivate every aspect about myself. Yeah, it's those kind of games. This week, Joey likes. Music used: ...2017-07-281h 14The F PlusThe F PlusI'll Show You The Life Of The Mind with: Boots Raingear STOG Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: thoughtcatalog.com Content provided by Achilles' Heelies,Cheapskate. Edited by Jimmyfranks. The premise of the Millenial-focused superblog Thought Catalog can be neatly summarized in its slogan All thinking is relevant. This is infuriating by itself, and not helped by the dozen or so incredibly prolific bloggers who pose the challenge "All thinking is relevant, even... this!?" This episode, The F Plus were merely freshmen. Music used: En Vogue-Free Your Mind Information Society-What's On Your Mind (Pure Energy) 2017-06-211h 20The F PlusThe F PlusRidiculist Passions with: Frank West Achilles' Heelies John Toast Kumquatxop Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: passionsnetwork.com Content provided by Kanyesutra. Edited by Lemon. The Passions Network presents a unique value proposition: What if, instead of making one dating website, we create literally hundreds of unique (in name, but largely identical) websites, in the hopes of luring in customers with a whole bunch of super-specific niches? What would happen if we did that? The answer, it turns out, is an F Plus episode. This week, try to find who loves to suck...2017-05-081h 24The F PlusThe F PlusCompose With Joystick Controllers with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies STOG Lemon reading: cartridgelit.com Content provided by Achilles' Heelies. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Cartridge Lit invites visitors to share video-game inspired poetry and prose, and a number of people have taken them up on that invitation, bringing their credentials with them. And so, what we have in this episode is a straight hour of reading meticulously written video game literature, and if it hurts you half as much as it hurt us, you're gonna need some Percocet before you hit play. ...2017-03-151h 13The F PlusThe F Plus(Untitled Vaping Episode) with: Boots Raingear Frank West Bunnybread Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: e-cigarette-forum.com vapingunderground.com vaping360.com Content provided by The Lesbiathan,Heavenator. Edited by Lemon. As vaporizers became more popular in recent years, the internet did what it does: turn an uninteresting pastime into a cultural signifier with its own jargon and infighting. And so were born "Cloud Chasers"; the men who risk friendships, wages, and their own personal safety in a never ending quest to exhale glycerine vapor in a cloud larger than someone else's. Actually, when you type it...2017-02-041h 15The F PlusThe F PlusHere Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks with: Bunnybread Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Jack Chick Portaxx Lemon reading: www.f-list.net Content provided by Djeser. Edited by Lemon. Back in 2014, we did an episode on a website called F-List, which is a site where furry perverts can share their fetishes in hopes of finding a match with similar bizarre turn-ons. But only recently did we come to find out that the site has forums, where said perverts can share opinions, which are mostly about jism. Of course, we still consulted the fetish matrix because we know how to...2017-01-071h 26The F PlusThe F PlusMana From Heathens with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Nutshell Gulag Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: reddit.com soylent.com Content provided by R.S. Benedict,Nikaer Drekin. Edited by Jimmyfranks. California rich guy and man who has opinions Rob Rhinehart invented Soylent as an open source replacement to the unbearable agony of preparing and eating food. And since its inception in 2013, Soylent has given the gift of uncontrollable butt problems to an audience of Reddit-posting free thinkers. This week, The F Plus dips our Twennybar in our Schmilk. CORRECTION: Rosa Labs is...2016-12-171h 01The F PlusThe F PlusMyers' Frigs with: Boots Raingear Frank West Achilles' Heelies Portaxx Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Lemon. According to the Washington Post, roughly 2 million people a year take the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator. And according to A Number I Just Made Up, 66% of those were administered by people who work in corporate HR departments, habitually doing the voice of the boss from Office Space, like she's making fun of that mentality, except she's actually saying the thing she's pretending she's mocking and it's not funny, Linda. ...2016-11-131h 15The F PlusThe F PlusF Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 3 with: Lemon Achilles' Heelies Jimmyfranks Content provided by Montrith. Edited by Boots Raingear. The explosive finale! Montrith turns the screws on the audience, but they prove resiliant. This is part three of three. And we start it out with Lemon and a piece of music journalism with a bunch of lyrics in it. After that, Achilles' Heelies learns a lot about not giving up on love. And the closer for the evening is the good sir Jimmyfranks who gives the assembled audience some practical romantic advice they can use later on...2016-11-061h 15The F PlusThe F PlusUnited Nations of Dinguses with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Frank West Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: forum.nationstates.net Content provided by PleaseAndThanks. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Nation States is a game where players can create their own idealized version of a country, ally with other nations in the game, pass resolutions, and vie for supremacy. Separate from that, the forums of Nation States is a place where people post in character as emissaries from their fictitious countries to brag about their totalitarian regime and brag about which memes are the dankest. The results are infurating. ...2016-09-261h 11The F PlusThe F PlusThe Left Hand Complaints with: Boots Raingear Frank West Acierocolotl STOG Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: feedback.pornhub.com Content provided by Jack Sensation. Edited by Boots Raingear. With an estimated 2.4 million visits per hour, PornHub is one of the most popular websites on The Internet. In serving up petabytes of data to a huge customer base who are, by design, short term participants you might think that these participants would prefer to be anonymous. As an F Plus listener, you are probably also aware that there's a certain category of people who have a lot...2016-07-291h 17The F PlusThe F PlusJerks Off Of Jerking Off with: Boots Raingear John Toast Frank West Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: reddit.com nofap.com Content provided by Achilles' Heelies. Edited by John Toast. NoFap is a community, fortified by Reddit, where men (and hypothetically women, but always men) can discuss how they've reached their full physical and intellectual potential since they've stopped masturbating. And the results are self-evident when you read the one act plays where parts of their brain argue with their penis. It's a community of tense individuals, and we're gonna figure out why. This week...2016-06-031h 17The F PlusThe F PlusAdventures in ReTale with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: notalwaysright.com Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Isfahan. Working in retail can be a stressful and thankless experience, but as in all things, the internet is there to help. NotAlwaysRight is a place where visitors can share their stories of totally pwning the customers they had to deal with and how impressed everyone was with that experience. This week, The F Plus wonders "God, what is this madness?" PS: Lemon apologizes in advance for confusing Kevin...2016-04-171h 11The F PlusThe F PlusYahoo? Answers!?!? with: Boots Raingear Frank West Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: answers.yahoo.com Content provided by Digital Walnut. Edited by Boots Raingear. It's been years since our last full journey to Yahoo! Answers, and it's actually kind of comforting to see how little the site has changed. From topics ranging from Race Relations in America to Anime Appreciation, as well as the ever popular "Hey, how do you spell the word pregnant?", Yahoo! Answers has always been a very reliable source of baffling and unintentionally hilarious questions from across the Internet. As...2015-12-141h 13