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The F PlusThe F PlusThe Left Hand Complaints with: Boots Raingear Frank West Acierocolotl STOG Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: feedback.pornhub.com Content provided by Jack Sensation. Edited by Boots Raingear. With an estimated 2.4 million visits per hour, PornHub is one of the most popular websites on The Internet. In serving up petabytes of data to a huge customer base who are, by design, short term participants you might think that these participants would prefer to be anonymous. As an F Plus listener, you are probably also aware that there's a certain category of people who have a lot...2016-07-291h 17The F PlusThe F PlusRetrospective | Part 1 with: Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop Portaxx Acierocolotl Jack Chick Lemon Edited by Boots Raingear. For our 200th episode, The F Plus is looking at a very strange group of people called The F Plus. This is part one of our retrospective episode, and seven of us are going to discuss the series of events that caused us to all know each other, start recording podcasts, and the absolutely terrifying act of meeting each other in person. Plus, we're going to be looking back on those moments that stuck with us, such as...2016-01-181h 37The F PlusThe F PlusMade With Mechanically Separated Podcast Parts with: Jack Chick Acierocolotl Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: kraftrecipes.com hormel.com walmart.com Content provided by Montrith. Edited by Lemon. There's a lot of recipe websites out there, and a lot of websites owned by giant food conglomerates. Fortunately, the internet has a way of synergizing things and these corporations provide their very own websites which encourage people to cook with their products. Looking for a salad recommendation from SPAM? A cocktail recipe by Hormel? A filling desert that includes a large quantity of Velveeta? This is vertical integration at...2015-12-071h 03The F PlusThe F PlusIcky Pedia with: Frank West Jack Chick Acierocolotl Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: monstergirlquest.wikia.com Content provided by King Kalamari. Edited by Lemon. So many video games are all about violence, where's the games with the sex in them? Well, it shouldn't surprise you to learn that they're here, and that's because they've been imported from Japan. Oh, and there's also a whole lot of violence involved, as well as massive amounts of misogyny and borderline beastiality. So... this is a gross one, if you haven't sussed that out yet. We're...2015-04-2959 minThe F PlusThe F Plusr/mystupidopinions with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Acierocolotl Lemon reading: www.reddit.com/r/changemyview Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Boots Raingear. There's so many opinions on the internet, and those opinions are held by people who take considerable effort to try to convince others that their own opinion is correct. But what happens if you want your opinion to be changed by facts and persuasive arguments that others provide to you? Well, hypothetically you go to r/changemyview, a subReddit where people share their own opinion, and then sit back and carefully...2015-03-301h 23The F PlusThe F PlusHentaint Misbehavin with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Frank West Acierocolotl Lemon reading: luscious.net Content provided by Fanzay. Edited by Lemon. Luscious.net is a (hentai focused) pornographic website where members can do the things they usually do on a pornographic website - by which I mean set up a profile, argue about politics, and complain about problems getting laid. This week, The F Plus figures out that gender just isn't a big deal really. Music used: Luscious Jackson - Naked Eye DEVO - Jerkin' Back N Forth 2015-02-221h 02The F PlusThe F PlusTo Serve Otherkin with: Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Boots Raingear Acierocolotl Lemon reading: kinfood.tumblr.com Content provided by BomberJacket. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Listen buddy, I don't want to eat your human food. I might look like a human, but I'm actually a bullfrog in my soul, so I want to eat bullfrog food. Except I don't want to eat bugs because that would be totally gross. And if that doesn't make any sense, you need to check your Making Sense Privilege. This week, we're exploring the delicious recipes of Kin Food: A website set...2014-12-271h 06The F PlusThe F PlusExclusive Unoriginal Content with: Jimmyfranks Acierocolotl Kumquatxop Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: TVTropes.org Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Lemon. The community of contributors to tvtropes.org are clearly experts in consuming mass media. They've honed their skills in identifying devices, contrivances, holes and structure in various plots, so much so that they may have distilled fiction as a whole into simple, repeatable formulas. Does that make them good writers? Let's find out! This week, The F Plus gets 241's at the Angsty Wang. Music used: Cibo Matto-Lint of Love Future of...2014-08-231h 14The F PlusThe F PlusElon Musk Won't Return My Calls with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks Acierocolotl Lemon reading: ideas.wikia.com Content provided by A Meat. Edited by Jimmyfranks. With a good idea and a great work ethic, anyone can find success. That statement isn't true at all, but what's more important is what happens when you have a terrible idea and no work ethics. We're looking at The Idea Wiki - a place where the internet can write down its poorly considered ideas for anything at all, and then close the browser window and go back to playing Minecraft. This...2014-07-261h 03The F PlusThe F PlusWe're Gonna Need A Bigger Scrote with: Boots Raingear Frank West Acierocolotl Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: thundersplace.org Content provided by Runic. Edited by Lemon. With sex still being something of a taboo subject, feelings of sexual inadequacy can be complicated. Are you emotionally strong enough to provide a sexual experience that's mutually enjoyed as adventure, discovery, love and combat? Probably not, so how about you just yank on your wang for about 12 hours and see if that makes things any better. This is the topic of penis enlargement. Does it work? You might be surprised to...2014-06-281h 11The F PlusThe F PlusBuild a Better Buttplug and the World Will Beat Off with: Boots Raingear Acierocolotl Isfahan Portaxx Jack Chick Lemon reading: offbeatr.com Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Acierocolotl. For projects in need of crowdfunding, Kickstarter has raised a billion dollars for projects, many of which were poorly considered, but none of them were overtly sexual in nature. What's the world to do when they want to fund the next generation of innovative porno and/or pneumatic dildos? They head over to offbeatr.com. This week, The F Plus signed you up for surprise phone sex. Music used: Pornosonic...2014-04-231h 15The F PlusThe F PlusColdmouth Strikes Again with: Boots Raingear Acierocolotl Isfahan Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: IceChewing.com Content provided by Caroline. Edited by Isfahan. Alright now fellas, what's cooler than being cool? These tongues! We're spending some time on IceChewing.com. As the name would imply, it's a place on the internet for persons who chew on ice to talk to other people with the same fascination, learn about the reasons that they share their passion, then ignore medical advice and go back to their ice chewing. This week, The F Plus wants to talk to you...2014-04-121h 16The F PlusThe F PlusCosplay to Win the Cosgame with: Portaxx Jack Chick Isfahan Acierocolotl Kumquatxop Lemon reading: Cosplay.com Content provided by LADY FRENZY. Edited by Portaxx. Hey, did you ever have a good friend, and your friend was a really good dresser, and you thought "I'm gonna steal her entire outfit and wear it myself and pretend to be her and go to social gatherings specifically for other people who do this sort of thing?" Of course not, that would be creepy. But what if it's not a friend, but a cartoon character? Still creepy? We'll find out...2014-02-121h 21The F PlusThe F PlusA Not at All Brief History of Dozerfleet with: Boots Raingear Acierocolotl Bunnybread Frank West Lemon reading: dozerfleet.wikia.com Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Lemon. The artist leads a difficult life. Struggling to make sense of the world around him, he must create what is in his heart, then endeavor to show the world the truth he believes they must understand. Of course, the artist is a sucker. What he could be doing is putting together a massive wiki talking about himself, performing the same function with a lot more clarity. We're looking at Dozerfleet Productions: One...2013-12-291h 08The F PlusThe F PlusThis One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts with: Jack Chick Acierocolotl Isfahan Boots Raingear Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: www.yourghoststories.com/ Content provided by Al. Edited by Boots Raingear. According to a 2012 Huffington Post omnibus poll, 45% of Americans believe that ghosts are real. And according in a 2008 survey published by Psychology Today, 44% of women admit to having rape fantasies. Statistically, this leaves an inevitable overlap for those two Venn circles, and that's what we're exploring. From several sites around the internet, this is Astral Sex - it's kind of like a Scooby Doo parody porno, except all the...2013-09-131h 08The F PlusThe F PlusYour Role Is Played Out with: Boots Raingear John Toast Acierocolotl Isfahan Lemon reading: www.chickensmoothie.com/ Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Isfahan. As modern people, it's easy for us to find our day to day lacking in dramatic moments. Of course, it could be up to all of us to go out in the world and find our own adventure, to live the life that each of us have been briefly allotted. The thing is though, finding our own adventure sometimes means losing your internet connection, so screw it. Outside is overrated anyway. And...2013-08-161h 09The F PlusThe F PlusEpisode 100 (Part One) with: Jack Chick Isfahan bumpgrrl Victor Laszlo John Toast Acierocolotl Lemon Portaxx Edited by Portaxx. For the 100th Episode of The F Plus, we wanted to take a couple of hours exploring the internet's stupid and misguided history, tackling some subjects from many years ago that have stuck with us like a herpes sore. This is part one. Part two is here Ulilillia Really Likes Pizza, Some Colors, And Bubsy (and he has the math to prove it) David Gontermann Has An Unhealthy Conversation With An Underage Hedgehog JustinRPG Goes On A...2013-06-021h 58The F PlusThe F PlusI've Also Got An Idea For A Reboot Of Young Guns with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Acierocolotl Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: FilmProposals.com Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Adam Bozarth. With operating budgets starting in the millions of dollars, the American Motion Picture is not an art form prone to risk or innovation. As the internet democratizes art, fresh ideas can come from anywhere. Take, for example, the website FilmProposals.com, where people write down poorly considered movie ideas to an audience of nobody for no reason whatsoever. Could this change the face of Hollywood? Sure, why not? This week, sex will...2013-05-131h 23The F PlusThe F PlusCan't Say I Approve Of Your Methods, Mister Holmes with: Jimmyfranks Acierocolotl Portaxx Bunnybread Isfahan Lemon reading: sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/ Content provided by James Moriarty. Edited by Lemon. For over a hundred years, the character of Sherlock Holmes has been an inescapable touchstone of Western Culture. The subject of sixty stories written by Arthur Conan Doyle has led to more radio, television film and stage adaptations than even Wikipedia would care to document, and you might say that since those original stories were published, these producers have been making fanfiction. However, it wasn't until the 2010 BBC series that the fanfiction...2013-04-011h 00The F PlusThe F PlusHocus Bogus! with: Isfahan Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Portaxx Lemon reading: spellsofmagic.com Content provided by Portaxx. Edited by Isfahan. Here's the thing about our AllRecipes episodes: Sure they're stupid, but food actually exists. Welcome to SpellsofMagic.com, a place where you go in knowing that you'll be reading instructions on how to cast magic spells and yet you're still surprised by the poor writing abilities. This week, if you take this podcast as a joke you'll have to restart life. Editor's note: Montrith provided additional content for this episode. Thanks Montrith.2013-03-191h 00The F PlusThe F PlusWhy Crush A Bug When You Can Ruin It Emotionally? with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Isfahan Kumquatxop Acierocolotl Lemon reading: lovebugz.net reddit.com Content provided by Montrith. Edited by Acierocolotl. This is an episode all about people who are sexually aroused by insects touching their genitals. So if you hit play, that's your business. Music used: Canadian Brass - Flight of the Bumblebee The US Army Band - Flight of the Bumblebee Offspring - pretty fly for a white guy B52s - Junebug GWAR - Maggots 2013-03-051h 04The F PlusThe F PlusBraking Bad: Aliens Attack with: Jimmyfranks Acierocolotl Isfahan Boots Raingear Portaxx Lemon reading: fanfiction.net Edited by Isfahan. We were actually recording a completely unrelated episode when we stumbled across this content by accident. So, we just did what comes naturally to a young man. Music used: Breaking Bad Theme 2013-02-0209 minThe F PlusThe F PlusI Can't Put Up With You People Because You're Bastard People with: Acierocolotl John Toast Jimmyfranks Boots Raingear Portaxx Lemon Content provided by Montrith. The last dozen years of internet development has brought avenues of conversation we wouldn't have thought possible in the previous dozen. And yet, through all of this, is there any place at all where ill-informed idiots can gather together and spew pointless hate about random subjects? The answer of course is yes, there is all sorts of places where that exact thing happens. And yet, it wasn't until JustRage.com that anyone actually thought that would be a valid thing for a...2013-02-021h 11The F PlusThe F PlusSo Clearly You All Hate Us with: John Toast Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Isfahan Portaxx Lemon Edited by Portaxx. A little while ago, we opened it up to you, The F Plus listeners, to provide us with some of the most intensely absurd material we could find. Then we had troubles releasing episodes regularly, but the two are unrelated. The point is, we sounded the alarm, and several people inundated us with crazy. To celebrate that fact, we have here a selection of three of the most irritating and/or baffling submissions of the lot, wrapped up with a little bow. You...2012-11-291h 05The F PlusThe F PlusAll RFIDs In Me with: Boots Raingear Acierocolotl Bunnybread Isfahan Lemon reading: godlikeproductions.com Edited by Acierocolotl. Hypothesis, thesis, antithesis. It's those three words that distill the Scientific Method. A way of thinking that has brought our society the majority of the gifts given to itself over the last thousand years. But some people (mainly from the Southern US, to be frank) have decried this methodology, believing it unknowable when an inkling becomes a theory. This is all just as well, because the folks over at Godlike Productions have come up with a new crucible: Go to...2012-11-161h 00The F PlusThe F PlusI Sink I Love You with: Portaxx Isfahan Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Lemon reading: quicksandfans.com Content provided by Chaz GELF. Edited by Isfahan. As third wave feminism took hold in the 1990's, popular culture found themselves once again looking at the power dynamics of sexuality. Could a woman be strong and independent while still bandying around words like “slut”? Perhaps. Can people live self-actualized lives and still secretly crave a certain sense of helplessness and longing for the strength of another? Probably. Is this a terrible summary for an episode that's all about ladies getting stuc...2012-10-031h 13The F PlusThe F PlusThe Devil Went Down To Tumblr with: Nutshell Gulag Portaxx bumpgrrl Boots Raingear Jack Chick Acierocolotl John Toast reading: tumblr.com Content provided by Portaxx. Edited by Portaxx. As the debate about the United States being a Christian Nation™ rages on (mostly in the form of poorly conceived Chick-Fil-A marketing efforts), we at The F Plus (excluding its leader, who spent the week on other pursuits) found ourselves wondering: What is the truest vision of Hell, and is Brokencyde making records there? Fortunately for us all, Tumblr exists, and if there ever was a more informative website th...2012-07-2659 minThe F PlusThe F PlusThe Episode Is Coming From Inside Your House! with: Jimmyfranks Acierocolotl John Toast Portaxx Kumquatxop Zarla Lemon reading: blogspot.com Content provided by Zarla. Edited by Isfahan. The psychology and thematic considerations of "What Makes For Good Horror?" is something often discussed at length by people you probably don't want to associate yourself with. Obviously they may argue amongst themselves over minutae, but will usually cite a construction of tension, a feeling of malevolence, a spirit of helplessness, and no fewer than six bare breasts as the essential elements for finely constructed, timeless horror. The stories contained within this...2012-02-291h 08The F PlusThe F PlusWhere Can I Find A Tailor For These Pinstripe Balls? with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Bunnybread Acierocolotl Portaxx Kumquatxop John Toast reading: literaryreview.co.uk Content provided by Acierocolotl. Edited by Acierocolotl. For as long as man has had conscious thought, he has thought about sex, and this has certainly been reflected in his literary themes. From the literate but hypermasculine rememberances of Henry Miller's Tropic of Cancer, to the literate but impishly comedic creations of Voltaire's Candide to the not-at-all literate nor interesting fap material in John Cleland's Fanny Hill, erotic writing has had a storied history inside the pages...2012-02-1528 minThe F PlusThe F PlusMasturbation Gone Wrong [short] with: Boots Raingear John Toast Acierocolotl Kumquatxop STOG Portaxx Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: bad-dragon.com Content provided by Portaxx. Edited by Portaxx. In this outtake from episode 47 (In The World of Dragon Dildos, Is The Chin Wattle Man King?), we come across a thread where Bad Dragon customers freely discuss the times that their masturbation routines went unexpectedly. Absolute horror ensues. 2011-10-2817 minThe F PlusThe F PlusThe Ship Vas Crash Like Boom with: Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Lemon reading: fanfiction.net Content provided by Acierocolotl. Edited by Acierocolotl. When you hear the words "bad fiction", there's a lot of different things that might come to mind. Perhaps you think of the works of completely inept but infuriatingly popular writers like Dan Brown or Danielle Steel. And one day, we'll get to writers like those. But for now, we have Storyprovider - a Finnish fanfic writer who, in a sentence, will misspell as many words as he spells correctly. This week, The...2011-07-2255 minThe F PlusThe F PlusHow To Listen To A Podcast (Advanced Users) with: Boots Raingear Portaxx Nutshell Gulag Acierocolotl Isfahan STOG Kumquatxop Lemon reading: wikihow.com Edited by Boots Raingear. Yes, it's another WikiHow episode. No, it's not a re-run. Frankly, Boots has been wanting to record a second WikiHow episode since we finished recording the first one, and he's got a point. There's really so much additional ground we need to cover, it would be downright irresponsible for us to think we've taught you enough. We're covering the words of teenagers, misogynists, morons, nerds and perverts, all of whom have helpful advice for you...2011-06-251h 03The F PlusThe F PlusReno Iz Drest In A Kostoom with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Isfahan Kumquatxop Jack Chick Portaxx Zarla Lemon Content provided by Acierocolotl. Edited by Portaxx. Poorly constructed news reports and badly writen books will often speak about the "digital lives" that the anonymity of the internet afford us all. In the world of a MUCK (or multi-user chat kingdom), players can create an artificial personality and then use it to have artificial sex with other artificial personalities. And if that already sounds gross, it's gonna get worse when you're dealiing with people who have no idea how the female body...2011-05-271h 01The F PlusThe F PlusIn The World of Dragon Dildos, Is The Chin-Wattle Man King? with: Boots Raingear John Toast Acierocolotl Kumquatxop STOG Portaxx Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: bad-dragon.com Content provided by Portaxx. Edited by STOG. I'd like you all to think back to the time that you were at an adult video store browsing the various "marital aids" that the store had available. Don't be shy to admit it, we're all friends here! Now... you remember looking at some of the more ridiculous products and giggling with your significant other over the thought of "Who would actually buy this thing?" This episode is like...2011-05-141h 02The F PlusThe F PlusMy Fanfics Are Full of Emotion with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear STOG John Toast Nutshell Gulag Portaxx Lemon Ophelia Flame reading: fanfiction.net Edited by STOG. This is the internet, and there are nerdy teenagers on it. As such, there are a lot of people writing a lot of fanfiction about their favorite television shows. Having a podcast with an interest in such things means you have to be discerning, and seek out the fanfiction authors with a certain je ne sais quoi, a mixture of verve and enthusiasm for the written word that causes you to rethink everything you've...2011-04-1255 minThe F PlusThe F PlusLemon Types In A Title For This Episode with: Bunnybread STOG Kumquatxop Isfahan Acierocolotl John Toast Lemon reading: killermovies.com Edited by Boots Raingear. The multiple award winning screenwriter Billy Wilder once said "Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtitles obvious also." To that end, I think Mr. Wilder would applaud the fanfiction writers who we've profiled for this episode. We have Resident Evil and CSI screenplays featuring characters who actually speak their own stage direction along with the dialogue. And after that? A Star Wars crossover you probably weren't expecting. This week...2011-03-221h 06The F PlusThe F PlusHoc Est Praecipue De Buttsex with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG Jack Chick John Toast Isfahan Lemon reading: poetryintranslation.com Content provided by Acierocolotl. Edited by Boots Raingear. With all of the various sexual proclivities which the internet has allowed us to examine, it's sometimes easy to forget that there were actually perverts writing perverted things long before the internet was even invented. Thing is, you had to be a notable French Rensaissance writer or Latin poet for anyone to even pay attention. Well, in an effort to bring some classiness to the podcast, we'll...2011-03-081h 01The F PlusThe F PlusBy Demons Be Driven (Insane) with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear STOG John Toast Kumquatxop Isfahan Lemon reading: demonbuster.com Edited by Acierocolotl. Outside the walls of your apartment lie complications that are difficult and confusing. What will traffic be like on the way to work? If I go to the restaurant I like, will I get the awful waitress who never remembers my drink order? Why is my son failing math? These may seem like different problems, but in fact they have the same cause and the same solution. DEMONS DID IT. Throw blood on things. This week, The...2011-02-241h 05The F PlusThe F PlusA Frottage In The Woods with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Lemon Isfahan John Toast ProtonJon reading: heroichomosex.org Edited by Boots Raingear. Jesus! Are you back finally!? Yes we are and thank you very much for asking. The F Plus finally shambles out of its involuntary vacation to bring you unpleasantness you'll probably wish you never learned about. What is it this time? Frottage. Man-on-man, dong on dong frottage, the way that it was intended, at least from one very crazy person's perspective. This week, The F Plus brings you content you should plug your nose for. 2011-01-2852 minThe F PlusThe F PlusExcessive, Overwraught and Annoying with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear STOG Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop Isfahan reading: pitchfork.com Content provided by Boots Raingear. Edited by Boots Raingear. Pitchfork Media, often referred to as either "tastemakers" or "douchenozzles", depending on the source, have done the impossible: They have built a successful business, relying almost entirely on indulgent record reviews. And inarguably, the man responsible for the most eye-meltingly pompous reviews has been the focus of tonite's episode: Brent DiCrescenzo. This is a man who was actually dismissed from Pitchfork for the content of his record...2010-11-0758 minThe F PlusThe F PlusThe Antisocial Network with: Portaxx Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG John Toast Jack Chick Kumquatxop Isfahan Lemon reading: facebook.com With an registered userbase of over 500 million, Facebook has not been hindered much by niggling security concerns. Enter YourOpenBook. A site which, like Google, searches through all public profiles for people talking about the pressing news of the day, like their uninformed political opinions or details of who is cheating on them now. This week, The F Plus will make you doublecheck your security settings. Music used: Louis Armstrong - A Kiss To Build A Dream...2010-10-111h 03The F PlusThe F PlusNo Sense of Decency with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG Kumquatxop Lemon Edited by Jimmyfranks. With a two-party system, and an entrenched media bias favoring the status quo, often it is difficult for less established candidates to have their views heard. As a duty to the country more than half of call home, The F Plus attempts to correct this oversight, and reads the words as written by three overlooked candidates for political office: A fundamentalist libertarian, a man with his own religion, and Basil Marceaux: A man who, even by F Plus standards, is completely unclassifiable. This...2010-09-221h 05The F PlusThe F PlusShorts Bonanza 2010 with: Lemon Bunnybread Boots Raingear Isfahan Kumquatxop Acierocolotl Jack Chick Portaxx Squiddy STOG reading: youtube.com Edited by Djeser Djeseru. Back in 2010, we had a bunch of shorts up in the feed, all of which were accompanied with a plug for the first F Plus Live. Then when we switched the site over, those files were taken out of the feed. Well, Djeser was kind enough to stitch all these shorts together with some music, so now you can listen to the Gucci Mane Race War just like when Ke$ha...2010-09-111h 19The F PlusThe F PlusThe Netflix Revue with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear STOG John Toast Jack Chick Kumquatxop Lemon reading: netflix.com Content provided by Lemon. Edited by Lemon. With six million registered members, Netflix has become a dominant force in the entertainment industry. In fact, the recommendations given to you each time you sign in to the Netflix home page is crafted that way by what Netflix considers to be your peers - faceless people who have some sort of opinion about the movie in question. This episode, we plan to find the next Harry Knowles... and...2010-08-111h 06The F PlusThe F PlusSub Sub Pop with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Squiddy reading: reviewrinserepeat.com Content provided by Lemon. Edited by Boots Raingear. The internet isn't only a place for for shut-ins to discuss their fetishes. It's also a place where self-aggrandizing attention sluts ceaselessly bludgeon the public with their own material in a transparent and shameless grab for attention. And as podcast providers, The F Plus is sympathetic to such naked egotism, but what happens if your band sucks? This week, we're taking on the music site Review Rinse Repeat...2010-07-211h 06The F PlusThe F PlusThe Christmas Offensive with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear John Toast Isfahan STOG Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: standupforchristmas.com Edited by Boots Raingear. So as it turns out, we were prevented from releasing the hackneyed Christmas Episode, and so instead are releasing the slightly less hackneyed Christmas In July Episode. This one focuses on the ire that Christians feel when they walk into a store and see the most offensive phrase in the English lexicon: Happy Holidays. Before we started doing The F Plus, we all had no idea that White Privilege could have so many different voices.2010-07-1757 minThe F PlusThe F PlusRanch Dressing & Other Delights with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Jimmyfranks Jack Chick John Toast STOG Lemon reading: allrecipes.com Edited by Lemon. Since 1998, throngs of internet users have come to AllRecipes.Com to learn how to make the meals they've been dreaming of, and share recipes of their own. It's a site visited by literally millions of people, including clinically depressed housewives and lifelong bachelors with erectile dysfunction. What do these people like to feed themselves? Really horrific things. This episode, The F Plus has the sodium levels of the South China Sea. Music...2010-06-2857 minThe F PlusThe F PlusPorno For Pyros (Except With Sex Instead of Fire) with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear John Toast Squiddy STOG Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: elegantangel.com Edited by Boots Raingear. It's been said that communication is key to a healthy relationship. It's also been said that when your sex life cools, lovers should watch pornographic films together. But what if your primary relationship is with pornography itself? Well, if communication is key, that means you should talk about it. All the time. And you should talk about it on internet message boards with other people who are into pornography just as much as you...2010-06-1059 minThe F PlusThe F PlusIn The Family [short] with: Isfahan Lemon Acierocolotl Jack Chick reading: chris-keaton.com This is a short horror script by a currently undiscovered screenwriter named Chris Keaton which we've decided to read. Hopefully this will catapult Mr. Keaton to the Hollywood success that he so clearly deserves. Music used: U2 - Scarlet 2010-06-0414 minThe F PlusThe F PlusViolet, You're Turning Violet, Violet with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Jack Chick John Toast Isfahan STOG Lemon reading: bodyinflation.org Content provided by Jack Chick. The internet is awash with the peculiar fetishes of peculiar people. Often times, these fetish websites will host photo and video of the behavior being performed for the amusement of its visitors. But what happens when a group of people has a fetish about being force fed helium until they turn into a giant sphere, and are then popped? Well, presumably they have some difficulties in their lives. Music used: Nena...2010-05-2857 minThe F PlusThe F PlusMexican (Woah Oh) Radio with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear John Toast STOG Lemon reading: mexicansgohome.com Edited by Lemon. With the American economy in a recession and the unemployment rate maintaining at around 10%, a number of American citizens are looking for people to blame for these problems. And there are some who place the blame squarely on Mexican immigrants. Unsurprisingly, these are the same people who blame Mexican immigrants for everything else bad that ever happens to them. We managed to record this podcast without making a single Lou Dobbs joke. Music used: Cypress Hill...2010-05-1156 minThe F PlusThe F PlusIt'll Shock Ya Earlobes with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop STOG Lemon reading: juggalove.com Edited by Boots Raingear. Part two of the Juggalo podcast continues with the Topix thread on the subject of Slipknot sucking. After that, it's off to the Juggalo dating site, to meet the founder and learn about what he's looking for in a new companion. Finally, ICP fanfiction, where the two clowns die and then meet some anime characters. Music used: Crispin Glover - Clowny Clown Clown Elvis Costello - Clown Time Is Over 2010-04-2649 minThe F PlusThe F PlusF**kin' Podcasts: How Do They Work? with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop STOG Lemon reading: answers.yahoo.com Edited by Boots Raingear. Juggalos are a group of people who dress up in face paint and carry plastic hatchets because they're really into a white rap group who does just that. Making fun of juggalos on the other hand is so commonplace that even Saturday Night Live is doing it now. But you're clearly mistaken if you think that's going to keep us away. This is an episode of juggalos describing themselves in their own words...2010-04-2150 minThe F PlusThe F PlusIdyll Hands and the Devil's Workshop with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop Squiddy Lemon reading: emo-corner.com Edited by Lemon. On the internet, there's a whole lot of people writing poetry, which begs the question: Is any of it any good? Probably. But it's not like we're doing this to find people with talent. For our twentieth episode, we present to you a variety of poems from a variety of sources about a variety of topics. The commonality here is that none of these have any respect for meter or dignity. Music used: ...2010-03-2759 minThe F PlusThe F PlusSo Far I Have Not Found The Science with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop Squiddy Lemon To start this episode off, we took a look at the popular television show Mythbusters, or to be more specific: Fans of Mythbusters who have odd predilictions for things that happen on the show. Then we ended up getting distracted by one Mythbuster's fan comic strip called Conquistodogs. And finally, we read the twitter page of someone who likes The F Plus. Music used: The Jesus Lizard - Boilermaker Eels - Dog Faced Boy 2010-03-231h 08The F PlusThe F PlusCut My Life Into Pieces, This Is My Last Resort with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop Squiddy STOG Lemon reading: teenhut.com hauntingechoes.com Edited by Boots Raingear. This episode, we take a brief but ever-insightful dip into the minds of teenagers. From rants about how parents don't understand, to indecipherable poetry about blood, to the simple impotent rage so timeless to the age group, we're about to get angsty all up in this bitch. Music used: Descendants - Parents 2010-02-281h 09The F PlusThe F PlusMy Malleable Mannequin with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Squiddy Lemon reading: dollforum.com Edited by Boots Raingear. We're talking about the kind of romance that the powers that be in Hollywood just don't seem to focus on for some reason. Be it the Ruby 13, Teddy Babe, RSSD, or the popular Real Doll model, this episode we're talking about fuck dolls, and the men who love them. According to them, fuck doll enthusiasts are the most romantic people in the world, and you're about to hear the love. Music used: Frank...2010-02-211h 04The F PlusThe F PlusPress X To Not Live with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Jack Chick John Toast Squiddy STOG Lemon reading: escapistmagazine.com This week, we look at the concept of Video Games as Art from several different angles. First, we take a trip to the forums of The Escapist, where members get awards for watching cartoons and talk about what kind of assault rifle is the sexiest. If we are to believe their hype, these are the new game consumers, so what do they have to say? Secondly, we look at one of the oldest philosophical arguments in history, but through the...2010-02-021h 05The F PlusThe F PlusAn Otherworldly Experience with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop Isfahan Squiddy Lemon reading: alien-ufos.com It shouldn't be surprising for you to learn that there's groups of people who believe they've been abducted by aliens. Nor should it be surprising to learn that people have elaborate theories about aliens colonizing earth and playing an active role in our history and religion. But how about people that have communicated with digital monsters that exist inside of a Japanese cartoon? Couple all of this with spelling that is uniformly atrocious, and we've got ourselves a...2010-01-2459 minThe F PlusThe F PlusA Conservative Estimate with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Bunnybread John Toast Jack Chick Kumquatxop Isfahan STOG Lemon reading: conservapedia.com Edited by Boots Raingear. If there's one thing that Conservatives, as a whole, have decided about the internet, it's that it has a liberal bias. YouTube has femmy kids crying about Britney Spears, so conservatives created GodTube. Google News feeds talk about American casualties in Iraq, so conservatives created The Free Republic. And Wikipedia says that Iran Contra happened, Nixon was impeached, and G. Gordon Liddy went to prison, so conservatives created Conservapedia. This is a...2010-01-171h 07The F PlusThe F PlusFaster Pussycat! Ki! Ki! with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear John Toast Jack Chick Isfahan Lemon Japanese cartoons and videogames have popularized the idea that standing still and screaming somehow allows you to conjure glowing balls of energy to be used for combative purposes. Unsurprisingly, Otaku have taken this belief as gospel and make assurances that chi balls are a valid form of martial arts training. These are their badly spelled stories. Music used: Snap - The Power 2010-01-0759 minThe F PlusThe F PlusA Feeling of Kinship with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear John Toast Kumquatxop STOG Squiddy Lemon reading: otherkindating.com Otherkin is a word used to describe a group of people who believe that, in addition to being human, they also have the soul of some other creature, which is typically a dragon, a werewolf, or some other fictitious beast. For some reason, nobody ever believes they have the soul of a three-toed sloth inside of them, even though that seems the most appropriate. Music used: White Zombie - More Human Than Human 2009-12-191h 02The F PlusThe F PlusSex Is Personals with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Jack Chick JimL2 STOG John Toast reading: craigslist.org Edited by Boots Raingear. While Lemon takes a week off from the F Plus podcast, the rest of the group soldiers on with readings of Craigslist ads. Ladies, have you been looking for a man who will sodomize you while you play Super Mario Brothers? Gentlemen, are you looking for a woman to masturbate inside her while you watch hentai cartoons? All of this, and more. Can you believe it's free? Music used: Violent Femmes - Prove My...2009-12-1156 minThe F PlusThe F PlusThe Transformers Radio Variety Hour with: John Toast Isfahan Acierocolotl Squiddy Kumquatxop Boots Raingear Jack Chick Lemon Edited by Boots Raingear. Deviating ever so slightly from our typical podcast formula, this is a dramatic reading of two different pieces of Transformers fanfiction. One is called Ravage 3 Bodies Evolution, and the other is called Dinobot's Old Technology. Our readers play various roles, and bring the thing to you in the style of a radio drama, which no doubt was the intent of the authors. Music used: Hanson Brothers - My Girlfriend's A Robot Kraftwork - The Robots 2009-12-031h 01The F PlusThe F PlusBlood & Sparkles with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Bunnybread John Toast Nutshell Gulag Isfahan Squiddy Lemon reading: twilightersanonymous.com Edited by Lemon. Twilight, as you are no doubt aware, is a poorly written series of books. Which has since become a poorly written series of movies. And yet, despite the undeniable crapulence of the material, there are throngs of people devoted to the love story of a elderly vampire and his teenage love interest who he feels like killing. What the hell, you ask? So do we! Let's examine the Twilight fans together, shall we? 2009-11-2658 minThe F PlusThe F Plus(Point To Schlong) with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear JimL2 John Toast Squiddy Isfahan Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: fastseduction.com seductionbase.com Edited by Lemon. This week, we read the work of pick up artists and the seduction community, a thing made popular by Mystery and other likeminded douchebags with stupid hats. Using their methods (as well as a generous amount of acronyms) you too can learn how to hate women almost as much as you hate yourself. Music used: GWAR - Sexecutioner Max Raabe - Sex Bomb 2009-11-181h 00The F PlusThe F PlusToo Much Paranoias with: Acierocolotl Bunnybread Isfahan Jack Chick reading: gangstalkingworld.com trueforcedloneliness.com Edited by Boots Raingear. Ever feel like there's a global conspiracy of random strangers who exist solely to harass, annoy, belabor, and confuse you. If you don't have schizophrenic tendancies, you probably answered no. But there's groups out there who insist that the conspiracy exists, and the only way to combat it is with crazy. Music used: Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit 2009-11-0457 minThe F PlusThe F PlusWeight Weight Don't Tell Me with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread John Toast Jack Chick Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo Squiddy Lemon reading: fantasyfeeder.com Edited by Boots Raingear. This week, The F Plus aims to go big, AS BIG AS POSSIBLE. Our readers tackle the work of food fetishists, who derive sexual pleasure from overeating. Music used: Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls The Hollies - He Ain't Heavy He's My Brother 2009-10-3048 minThe F PlusThe F PlusYou've Got A Friend with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread John Toast Jack Chick Kumquatxop Isfahan Squiddy Lemon reading: dailystrength.org Everyone needs a support system. And this week, we've mined the the profiles and forums of an internet support group, in order to help you through any troubling times. Music used: Joe Cocker - With A Little Help From My Friends Liz Phair - Support System 2009-10-241h 00The F PlusThe F PlusMetaphorical Chastity with: Isfahan Acierocolotl Squiddy Jack Chick John Toast We're coming off our previous fetishist episode with an episode of self-flagellating morality. This episode features motivation and tips from people angry that other people are having more fun than they are. Music used: Gregorian - Losing My Religion Apocalyptica - Unforgiven Cyndi Lauper - She Bop 2009-10-1554 minThe F PlusThe F PlusThe Internet After Dark with: Squiddy Bunnybread Acierocolotl This time we're getting a little sexy. Hear about fetishes you didn't know existed, and would probably prefer to be ignorant of. 2009-10-081h 31The F PlusThe F PlusTell Me What Adonis Did with: Acierocolotl bumpgrrl Bunnybread John Toast Squiddy For the pilot, our readers tackle notes from an alternative high school in the midwest. 2009-10-0231 min