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LOOSEST SENSECHOCOLATE JESUSThe Loosest Sense is back!It’s been a while but once more you can join your hosts Stevan and Adam as they delve into the weeks news and try to answer the important questions;Can you train a ferret to use a bidet?Would Simon Cowell make a good President?Why do perverts never do up their shirts properly?2025-04-271h 06LOOSEST SENSESUPERSTITIOUS PIGEONSHere we go again! Back with a bang for our first show of 2025.This week we try and look into the future and see what the year has in store for us lowly beings and our lizard overlords. Will there be a recession? Will Elon Musk shut the fuck up? Will love conquer all?Join us for stuttering thoughts , bold insights and wild takes on all the big issues of the day. NB: we also talk about Stevan’s masturbatory habits quite a bit. A lot really. Defini...2025-01-121h 05
LOOSEST SENSEENGLAND KITChatGPT 3.5UserAdam and stevan do a podcast and they need a totally cool and rocking description of the show.ChatGPT"Welcome to the electrifying world of 'The Dynamic Duo Podcast' with Adam and Stevan! Join us as we dive deep into the realms of pop culture, technology, and everything in between. Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, insights, and mind-bending discussions that will leave you on the edge of your seat. From dissecting the latest blockbuster movies to unraveling the mysteries of the digital age, no topic is off-limits for this...2024-04-0555 minLOOSEST SENSEFUCKWITSThis week we talked about the Covid enquiry, tents and poisonous mushrooms.Stevan doesn’t want to talk about it and Adam is a supremacist.2023-11-121h 21LOOSEST SENSEWAR, HUH, YEAHThis week we talked about the escalating conflict in the Middle East, Keir Starmer and a rather lovely old Chesnut tree.Stevan is sad and Adam is re-directing his anger.2023-10-231h 02LOOSEST SENSEDRAG QUEEN JESUSThis week we talked about blasphemy, Russell Brand and the Tory party conference.Stevan nearly cries and Adam questions the nature of reality.2023-10-091h 11LOOSEST SENSEBUILDING LEGO OUT OF SOUPThis week we talked about prisons, Elon Musk and pointless chairs.Adam is looking for answers and Stevan is an avid collector of fertiliser.2023-09-151h 15LOOSEST SENSENO WAFER FOR ME!This week we talked about the concrete crisis, cabinet reshuffles and a Spanish lady on hunger strike.Adam wants to believe and Stevan thinks it’s just a Helicopter.2023-09-061h 11LOOSEST SENSEREVEREND CHADThis week we talked about A-level results, trendy vicars and the Metroploitan Police.Stevan wants to be a plumber and Adam has a confession to make.2023-08-201h 15LOOSEST SENSEPISS AND BODIESThis week we talked about the Tories disregard humanrights, asylum seekers dying in the channel and the discovery of a fifth force of nature.Adam doesn’t understand science and Stevan doesn’t mean what he says.2023-08-161h 05LOOSEST SENSEWATERY SPEED BUMPSThis week we talked about burning books, magic mushrooms and how to eat a banana out of a vagina.Adam's doesn't have a name and Stevan's is called Alan2023-08-091h 05LOOSEST SENSEMONEY FOR NOTHINGThis week we talked about Rishi Sunak’s links to BP, Super-injunctions and the worlds most dangerous sex-position.Adam is dismayed and Stevan explains how he got the bend.2023-08-021h 15LOOSEST SENSEKID STARVERThis week we talked about the by-election results, a serial killer on the loose and a plan to eradicate dog poo from a small French town.Stevan is eager to please and Adam questions the facts.2023-07-231h 12LOOSEST SENSEBATTERIES BAD, CRABS GOODThis week we talked about Boris Johnson’s favourite numbers, Huw Edward’s kink and a group of gay furry hackers.Stevan is a fan and Adam is unconvinced.2023-07-161h 13LOOSEST SENSEMONSTERS AMONGST USThis week we talked about the latest BBC peado scandal, George Osborne’s wedding and try and explain why Robert Jenrick hates vulnerable children.Stevan loves the taste and Adam doesn’t seem so sure.2023-07-101h 13LOOSEST SENSEFIVE MINUTES OF WEIGHTLESSNESSThis week we talk about space tourism, French riots and vandalising the Colosseum. Adam is hoping for a new dictator and Stevan wants to be free.2023-07-081h 20LOOSEST SENSEUNDERWATER BILLIONAIRESThis week we talk about the search for the Titan sub, the possibility of a coup in Russia and a yellow plastic shark.Adam is excited and Stevan is disenfranchised.2023-06-251h 12LOOSEST SENSEBORIS’S BASTARDThis week we talked about Boris Johnson’s next move, Papa Johns and a man who had sex with his dog.Adam is inspired and Stevan is disgusted.2023-06-1859 minLOOSEST SENSEBUM SHRIMPSThis week we talked about Boris Johnson’s resignation, Prince Harry and the downfall of Liberal Democracy.Adam is waiting for the aliens to come and Stevan hates women.2023-06-111h 06LOOSEST SENSECOLIN SCREAMS ANALStevan forgot to upload the episode, the beatings will continue until we feel the lessons have been learnt.2023-06-071h 05LOOSEST SENSESTURDIER SQUIRRELSThis week we talked about invasive species, Robert Jenrick lying and a woman holding a sword.Stevan shags wizards and Adam suggests an alternative to the government’s refugee policy.2023-05-141h 05LOOSEST SENSEHORSES ALWAYS MISBEHAVEThis week we talked about the Coronation, the local election results and Terry Nutkins getting bitten by an otter.Adam contemplates a better future and Stevan tries to figure out what the Liberal Democrats stand for.2023-05-071h 09LOOSEST SENSEGOGGLESThis week we talked about Richard Sharp resigning from the BBC, Labour’s lead in the polls and dwarf bullfighting.Adam needs protective eye-wear and Stevan is fighting against the system.2023-04-301h 06LOOSEST SENSENOT GOODThis week we talked about Dominic Raab’s resignation, ultramarathon’s and the dogs of Chernobyl.Stevan seeks help and Adam is full of shit.2023-04-231h 11LOOSEST SENSEMr D. LamaThis week we talk about the Dalai Lama, fat criminals and the work-shy volunteer recue agencies.Adam hates aid workers and Stevan is too good for TV. *Matt Hancock is still an MP2023-04-161h 05LOOSEST SENSEJESUS HAHA?This week we talked about the Armageddon Alarm, Rishi Sunak and an underwater fish.Stevan doesn't watch TV anymore and Adam needs to stop. Correction: Donald Trump was not charged with 34 counts of fraud over falsifying financial records with regards to Stormy Daniels. Instead, he was implicated in campaign finance violations for making hush money payments to Daniels and Karen McDougal in order to silence them about alleged affairs with Trump, each time this was done is one count. The "catch and kill" stories, in which the National Enquirer bought and buried damaging stories about Trump, a...2023-04-0955 minLOOSEST SENSEROUGH AND TUMBLEThis week we talk about Donald Trump, sewage and a toddler getting bitten by a lizard.Stevan gets the intro right and Adam is overly invested.2023-04-021h 05LOOSEST SENSERELAX, IT’S JUST A ROLEX!This week we talk about Boris Johnson, Gwyneth Paltrow’s skiing accident and Emmanuel Macron’s watch.Adam doesn’t understand maths and Stevan is dumbfounded2023-03-301h 14LOOSEST SENSEANIMALSThis week we talked about the news!?Stevan is pessimistic and Adam really wants to talk animals.2023-03-211h 01LOOSEST SENSEGOOD TATTOOThis week we talked about Matt Hancock, prison reform and quarter-zip jumpers.Adam believes in exploitation and Stevan believes in magic.2023-03-051h 00LOOSEST SENSENO POLICE PLEASEThis week we talk about the dicks getting bigger, Boris Johnson and the history of fisting.Stevan wants to blow things up and Adam does a German accent.2023-02-2658 minLOOSEST SENSEVIOLENT CHICKENThis week we talk about Aliens, Black Holes and a woman who claims to be Madeline McCann.Adam finds a tradedy funny and Stevan is unwilling to forgive Mel Gibson.2023-02-201h 14LOOSEST SENSEZAR-BYE-BYEThis week we talked about Nadhim Zahawi getting fired, Rod Stewart’s plan to bring down the government and a man who married a sex doll. Stevan is appalled and Adam is searching for reason in the face of overwhelming chaos.2023-01-311h 10LOOSEST SENSENEARBY MANSIONThis week we talked about human rights, a failed space mission and an orgy at a Travelodge.Adam asks a stupid question and Stevan is scared of cows.2023-01-151h 12LOOSEST SENSECOCK KLEENEXThis week we talk about Harry & William, the Government’s new Anti-Strike legislation and a lady with two vaginas.Stevan knows too much about poison and Adam is problematic.2023-01-071h 07LOOSEST SENSEPRIMEDThis week we talked about MP’s sex parties, David Beckham and energy drinks.Stevan is ready for 2023 and Adam is apprehensive.2023-01-011h 09LOOSEST SENSEFELIZ NAFF-IDADThis week we talk about Strikes, Christmas Movies and the history of Crackers.Stevan hates Tik Tok and Adam is too old to care.2022-12-241h 34LOOSEST SENSEPODS BEST FRIENDThis week we talk about predicting the future, the latest Tory party sleaze and a man is who had sex with a dog.Stevan is unwell and Adam asks too many questions.2022-12-1158 minLOOSEST SENSEROOTING FOR THE BAD GUYThis week we talk about a mysterious murder in Wigan, Kanye West and Wind Farms.Adam predicts the future and Stevan makes wild assertions.2022-11-271h 05LOOSEST SENSERAAAAAAAAHThis week we talk about the World Cup, the latest Crypto crash and abolishing the House of Lords.Stevan loves Wikipedia and Adam falls off his chair.2022-11-201h 05LOOSEST SENSELUXURYWE ARE BACKADAM LOVE THE YOUNG, STEVA HAS OVER STEPPED THE MARK2022-10-111h 09LOOSEST SENSEGOLD CHAIR DON'T CAREThis week we talked about The Queen, the Corgi's and the fattest man in England.Adam pays his respects and Stevan has sex near the bins.2022-09-181h 12LOOSEST SENSEMRS WOLOWITZThis week we talk about the heatwave, Rishi Sunak’s new swimming pool and anal sex.Stevan makes a confession and Adam mourns a penguin.2022-08-151h 13LOOSEST SENSETHE PRINCE OF PEGGINGThis week we talk about soaring energy prices, gerneral strikes and Prince William’s rumoured affair.Stevan is incensed and Adam is missing without a trace.2022-07-311h 08LOOSEST SENSEPINCHER BY NAMEThis week we talk about the beginnings Boris Pincher saga. Nudists and succession from the union, and we are scared of moose.Adam is fully volumised and Stevan nails a segway.2022-07-061h 00LOOSEST SENSETREEHOUSE OF HORRORSThis week we talk about assaults on our basic human rights, the by-election results and a bulletproof treehouse.Adam is hungover and Stevan is angry.2022-06-291h 07LOOSEST SENSEHOTTER WEATHER, BIGGER...This week we talk about hush money, crypto and Dick News makes it's welcome return.Stevan is gullible and Adam is a murderer.PRODUCTION NOTE: SORRY ABOUT THE BARKING DOG. THE END IS ABRUPT BECAUSE STEVAN LAUGHED SO HARD HE KICKED A WIRE.2022-06-221h 18LOOSEST SENSEFAILED STATEWe save you from our opinions on US gun law while trying to talk Boris and tax law.Adam and Stevan avoid getting cancelled this week.2022-05-301h 16LOOSEST SENSEVEINSThis week we talk porn, the number of sex crimes we are seeing in the news and the Snickers veins.Adam tries to number Boris' crimes while Stevan has many a mental collapse.2022-05-0259 minLOOSEST SENSEANIMALSBoris limps through the week, Angela Rayner can't stop flashing her bits and Matt Hancock is desprate for money.Adam likes lizards and Stevan is sick in his mouth.2022-04-251h 14LOOSEST SENSEC TINGLINGThis week we talk about Boris being the party starter, Priti pressing the emergency immigrant button and the Tory nonce problem.Adam hates Surrey and Stevan is clearly drunk.2022-04-181h 19LOOSEST SENSEDUMBER THAN FISHThis week we talk about Dishy Rishi’s fishy taxes, a new dawn in particle physics and some fish who can do maths.Adam refuses to eat mushrooms and Stevan refuses to believe.2022-04-111h 14LOOSEST SENSE£50This week we insult your intelligence with a £50 fine and a hetero conversion camp. Adam has a crush on Mark Ruffalo and Stevan is suspicious of David Attenborough.2022-04-031h 10LOOSEST SENSEBALLDOThis week we talk about Boris Johnson’s latest round of gaffes, Rishi Sunak’s grasp on reality and a Dildo for your balls.Adam reinvents the horse and Stevan reveals his dastardly plan.2022-03-271h 13LOOSEST SENSEFRENCH TUNNELWe avoid the big news and loose grip on reality.Stevan over shares and Adam counts the numbers of poops2022-03-191h 18LOOSEST SENSEHALF/HALF/WHOLEThis week we talk about Sir Gavin Williamson, masturbating at work and whether Putin has been killing people on British soil.Adam is really into Chester Zoo and Stevan hates pre-workout.2022-03-061h 04LOOSEST SENSEWAR PIGSThis week it's WAR, Boris Johnson is a spy probably and the country doesn't care.Adam is a unibomber Stan and Stevan has always been a conscientious objector.2022-02-271h 08LOOSEST SENSECOCAINE POODLEThis week Prince Andrew gave £12 million pounds to a lady he’d never met, Boris clung on by the skin of his teeth and Angela Rayner gets tough on crime.Stevan still has Covid and Adam wants to bathe with monkeys.2022-02-201h 11