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The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 148: Ozempic Horse Lips and Cat FiascoJake dreams about a career in Acting, Zombie Rabbit, Ozempic Fallout, Stealth Pooper and more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast.
2025-09-061h 10The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 143: Ordering Sunshine for Our Ai Created DoomAdam's getting eggs in a new fashion, Brighten your night with an app, Earth's baby moon, A prolific musician is unmasked and arrested, videogames just got spun on their head, New burglar deterrence, and a Murder Mystery we hop you play along with.
2024-09-261h 10The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 142:Jesus’s Blanket wiping off Your New Skin CareSorry for the delayed episode. Jake had a pretty good bout with the plague going around. So what's in store of this episode? Olympic reminiscing brings back found memories of Hip Hop dancing and vaulters. Time apparently runs different on the Moon? Apple stock has been a strong miss for a long time, A new skincare routine all the cool inbred kids are trying, and Jesus’s blanket gets examined plus more on this episode.
2024-09-031h 07The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 139: Fart Breathe is Warming The AtlanticYou listening to music driving to the negotiation? Maury would have trouble finding out someone isn't the mother to their own kids. Jake goes full tinfoil hat and Adam has a new form of birth control for men called.... well.... Adam. Plus tons more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast
2024-06-0647 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 137A: Belle BoydRene returns bringing Adam, Jake, and our awesome listeners a story of confederate espionage perpetrated by a fiery youth during one of America's darkest periods. The civil war plunged our country's future into chaos and uncertainly. A southern girl named Belle Boyd found herself there pivotal in the way the war unfolded, and responsible for the way her life ended up. Rene navigates us through this rebel's life in classic informative and engaging recounting of infamous Belle Boyd. Thanks for joining us and please consider supporting us on Patreon and like and sub on Youtube as well .
2024-05-091h 18The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 137: Eclipse FalloutJake finally cuts his hair to donate (special thanks to Marissa, check out the video on Youtube). Balls eclipse the actually eclipse, Cloud Seeding, OJ Simpson finally kicks the bucket, Ozempic babies, and tons more on this special episode. Also we have the return of Rene for Episode 137A coming out next week!
2024-04-261h 02The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 135: Mike Tyson Leaves His Wife in MadagascarAdam is back from his trip abroad and Jake has an art experience with the unhoused. Mike Tyson steps back into the ring , Rachel Dolezal remerges, and Madagascar aims to set a tone on this episode of TNEP.
2024-03-1859 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode:134 Taylor'd Bowl of Biden Brain ChipsHappy Taylor Bowl who is not a spy op…..she isn’t. All sort of Super Bowl Banter to torture Adam with as well as Sexting legal updates. Vince McMahon’s life takes a WWE turn, Elon cooking up something new for election season plus tons more on this episode of TNEP.
2024-02-151h 05The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 131: Chewing The Fat On Pornhub's Yearly InsightsJake's favorite time of the year has come as we dive into all the stats that pornhub released. Turns out we are all maturing but not the way you would think, We comb through state's interests and revealing numbers. Plus learn about how car thieves are evolving as well. Thanks for joining us bringing 2023 to a close.
2024-01-0353 min2023-12-0556 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 126:Illegal Mexican Aliens Testing I.Q.s On An IPhone 12Episode 126 of The Non Essentials Podcast had us rolling with laughter as we delved into a wild mix of topics. First up, we explored the hilarious world of fake art – from faux Picassos to pretend Pollocks, the art forgery game is truly an art in itself! Then, we dove deep into the conspiracy theory that had iPhone 12 users fearing radiation! But the real highlight? We also dared to tackle the "World's Shortest IQ Test," Also Jake, our resident A.I. optimist, who had us pondering the future plus more on this episode. Tune in to The Non Essentials Podcast and...
2023-09-271h 10The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 123: Pee Wee’s Reservoir Dog Days of AdventureAdam takes the loss of Pee Wee hard, Brotherly love means different things to Manatees, Bruce Willis may get another role, and dogs steal the show on this episode plus much more.
2023-08-091h 07The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 122: Only Families Doing Shark Bumps Off Twitter's XElon doing Elon things, Jake's son is already upstaging him, No tree is safe in the Queen's private garden, Sharks get a bit more dangerous, and we learn a bit about the lord. Plus much more on this episode of TNEP.
2023-08-0343 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 121: Lucky Mom Testing AfronautsA big Winner in LA. Ever heard of the Zambian Space Program? Mother's body sold to the Military for bomb testing uncovers other horrors, and Jake throws a curveball
2023-07-2756 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 120: Prison Karen Cornholing Gymnastic DoctorsThere is a new Cornhole hero in town, Mrs Maxwell is thriving in prison while Gymnastic Doctors do not, Adam teaches Jake more kid lingo. Zuch reveals his big move against twitter, and china leads the way in treating men and much more on this episode of TNEP.
2023-07-2058 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 119: Flying Cars Down Seagull’s Butter Popcorn RizzWow we got a good one for you today, I dare say one of our best. Adam brings us stuff you never knew about sent. Wifi cameras become a spy to all, Cars are on the edge of tomorrow with flying, A seagull lures a man to lust. Jake learns new words to ruin for his children and we get a chess scandal update.
2023-07-1259 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 118: Aliens Eating Vegans While Hitler Coaches ThirdWe figure out how Jake and Adam would do in prison, Hear some vegan perspectives, paintings by Hitler, doctor tips from the 1800’s, how you would do in an alien invasion, and yes….. we mention the sub.
2023-07-041h 14The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 108: South Park's Royal Kissing App Skirt Japanese CensorsIn this Episode we delve into the controversy surrounding South Park's recent episode, which targeted the Royal family, sparking a heated debate about the line between humor and offense. Moving on, we discuss the evolving approach to censorship of nudity in Japan,In a more lighthearted but peculiar story, we touch upon the surprising findings of a recent study on male mice testicles, We then jump into the ongoing debate surrounding equality on Youtube, Additionally we discuss a new kissing app that has caught people's attention, which uses sensors to provide feedback on users' kissing te...
2023-03-131h 12The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 107: Ohio Training Mammoths to Ice Climb for SchabuisnessAdam's vacation goes wrong, Something happened in Ohio, Mammoths are coming back! Wisconsin Taylor Schabuisness attacks her lawyer and tons more goodies on this episode of TNEP. -Also be sure to like and subscribe to be ready for episode 107A covering the Amazing life of Robert Smalls.
2023-02-211h 18The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 104: Mario's Birthday Suit Crashes The Comedy CabinNew Comedy Club opens this week in Janesville , Jake's favorite time of year is here as we cover a few statistical breakdown of Pornhub's analytics, we find out what all the Mario suits are about hopefully what is in the upcoming movie, Canadian records fall, A formidable cyber bully, and loads more on this episode on The Non Essentials Podcast
2023-01-091h 14The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 103: Amber Alert Hippos and Moscow City ShufflesAfter a short break we are back jumping in with Liver king updates, Hippo Issues, Snake's dirty secrets, Russian wnba trades, and lay out Jake and Adam's path to being billionaires. Plus tons more on the episode. For more content visit TheNonEssentialsPodcast.com
2022-12-311h 02The Non Essentials PodcastThe Non Essentials Podcast Episode 101: Egging on The Royals in a VR Death MatchWe dive into the One chip challenge aftermath, learn more why chickens are strange, Glad handing Prince Charles is egged on by citizens, Adam abstains from drinking in November, All the glorious Elon Twitter fallout, find out how the jump rope in China, and what's on the horizon for VR headsets plus tons more on this episode of The Non Essentials PodcastThank you for helping us keep this thing rolling. If you wish to contribute consider following us on Patreon.https://www.patreon.com/TheNonEssentialsPodcasthttps://www.facebook.com/thenonessentialspodcasthttps://www.ti...
2022-11-231h 01The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 100!!!: One Chip Challenging Cardi B's Lotto TicketWe celebrated our 100th episode with a full theater. Cardi B's breakdown makes a return. Find out what the band Garbage is serving up these days. Cover the multiple Tickle me Elmo scandals. Catacombs through the The Vatican's internet search history. Find out why Cleveland is so steamy, and much more on this special 100th episode of The Non Essentials Podcast. Also we did the Spicy Chip Challenge so subscribe to see us (especially Jake) almost die eating that stupid chip. Thank you for helping us keep this thing rolling. If you wish to...
2022-11-111h 23The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 98: Raw Dog Days of DahmerWe start out hot hammering out mammal anatomy, give a preview of Jake's death via spice, figure out how time travel would play out for us, solve the school shooting issue, and take a deep Wisconsin defensive dive on the recent Netflix Dahmer monster hit. All that and more on this episode of TNEP
2022-10-1355 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 94:Girlfriend Who Doesn't Exist Runs from the Cops While Shotgunning a RockstarIn this episode we discuss the brutal Netflix documentary "The Girfriend Who Doesn't Exist" Adam learns something new about pottery and Leonardo DeCaprio, and some how get through an entire bottle of wiskey and them some.
2022-09-081h 01The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 92: Using Meow Mix To Catch a Predator's MulletWe dive into Mullets, how to smoke crack, Hulu's Predator, proper cat use, new games, shameless youtube plugs, Growing pains with Jake, plus tons more on this episode
2022-08-201h 13The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 86: Praying For Your Thoughts That an Elephant can't ForgiveWe find out Rene apparently has a crush on Jeffery Epstein, What what an elephant can't forget, talk about a ladies John Handcock, Jake gets tricked by the past, What is Kancho? Also a family feud is brewing on Onlyfans
2022-06-2759 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 81: Chugging Sprite While Bashing BowieOn this episode we tackle the latest internet challenge, take down another pedo rock star, tackle a coaching moral choice, hear more shit about Depp plus tons more on this episode of TNEPAlso please Donate and Share to help Jake’s family get through a difficult time after a sudden death in the family. Go fund me link. https://gofund.me/5f40d681
2022-05-1241 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 78: Twitterpated Elon Cancelling AerosmithOn this episode Jake Bussie, Adam Riley & Rene Wright discuss Elon's latest move, How Aerosmith flew under the radar, a cool way to increase your T, and games galore on this episode!Consider supporting us on our social media.Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/The-Non-Essentials-Podcast-104319867983478/Twitter: https://twitter.com/essentials_nonPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheNonEssentialsPodcast
2022-04-171h 20The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 77A: Amelia EarhartOn this history episode Jake Bussie, Adam Riley & Rene Wright discuss the world’s most prolific aviatrix, Amelia Earhart. She’s more than just a famous pilot, that is just one of her many interests. Join us as we journey through her life and mysterious end. We also decided to record this episode in video as well!! Consider supporting us on our social media.Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/The-Non-Essentials-Podcast-104319867983478/Twitter: https://twitter.com/essentials_nonPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheNonEssentialsPodcast
2022-04-111h 41The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 77: Slap Happy Eskimo BrothersOn this episode Jake Bussie, Adam Riley & Rene Wright discuss the slap heard around the world, which one can hold the title of celebrity eskimo brother, and a tuber of a tale. We also play some of our favorite games with a twist thanks to our special listeners. We also decided to record this episode in video much to your chagrin! Consider supporting us on our social media.Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/The-Non-Essentials-Podcast-104319867983478/Twitter:
2022-04-031h 25The Non Essentials PodcastEisode 76A: Puerto Rican Birth Control ExperimentOn this episode Jake Bussie, Adam Riley & Rene Wright discuss a little known historical event known as the Puerto Rican birth control experiment. Have you ever wondered about the history of birth control and how it came to be in the hands of women in the United States?Join us as we take a tour through the dark history of birth control.Consider supporting us on our social media.Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/The-Non-Essentials-Podcast-104319867983478/
2022-03-181h 06The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 76: Buckethead Body Dumping Wheels vs. Doors to WW3On this episode Jake Bussie, Adam Riley & Rene Wright discuss Russian political ties, some state Schabusiness, and side hustles that can make your trash another man’s treasure. We have an action packed episode with a few games smashed in. We hope you give this episode a “thumb’s up!” Consider supporting us on our social media.Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/The-Non-Essentials-Podcast-104319867983478/Twitter: https://twitter.com/essent...
2022-03-111h 21The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 75: Smash Burgers and Cumpcakes Jake Bussie, Adam Riley & Rene Wright discuss becoming the 3 MUSKeteers, a Super Bowl challenge, and nature’s cookbook recipes.We also have our favorite games on this episode: would you rather, a monkey conundrum and a catfish. Consider supporting us on our social media.Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/The-Non-Essentials-Podcast-104319867983478/Twitter: https://twitter.com/essentials_nonPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheNonEssentialsPodcast
2022-02-2050 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 74: Marijuana Bobbit Strikes Pornhub's Statistics on Joe RoganThis is a wild one starting off in Thailand where a man has a bad trip, Jake geeks out on Pornhub yearly stats, CNN storms the Beaches of Joe Rogan, all while we play some Catfish games. Thanks for Joining us!
2022-02-091h 17The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 73: Fixing Covid Dick With Great Stuff Gap FillerJake and Adam discuss Jake’s art at a NFL game, a teeny-weeny side effect of Covid and some space content that is out of this world! We also have our favorite games on this episode: weird kinks, urban dictionary and catfish.Consider supporting us on our social media.Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/The-Non-Essentials-Podcast-104319867983478/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/essentials_nonPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheNonEssentialsPodcast
2022-01-271h 10The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 72: Ringing in the New Year with a Glass of Bubbly Fermented Fountain of YouthRinging in the new year with Time Capsules, A new way to stay young, Jake Paul and Dana White square off and loads more on this episode.
2022-01-021h 00The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 71: Ghost Busting Demi Lovato’s 7 Brothers the Night Before ChristmasWhat the hell is crazy old Demi Lovato talking about now? Plus we find Jake enjoys Musicals? And because of a technical mishap we were given too much alcohol plus tons more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast.
2021-12-271h 01The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 68: Possessing a special set of skills for No TP November while live streaming fansAdam tells us of the new toilet wonders, new tech allows for live streaming music from Florida, no-no whatevers for November, hero recreates beloved movie Taken, plus tons more on this episode of The Non Essentials podcast.
2021-11-181h 06The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 62: Daddy Shlong Legs Climbing Milk Crates to SpaceAdam and Jake dive in the dangerous world of Tik Tok challenges, check in on the Nirvana baby, see what Nasa has been up to plus load more. Also our Hot Ones Challenge is up on youtube where you can see us suffer and find out if we made it. -link belowhttps://youtu.be/NG1QQ3TWns4
2021-08-3151 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 61: Robot Apocalypse Averted by Newest SuperheroElon is up to his old tricks, a beloved? restaurant is saved, new bedroom moves are learned, and we find out if Adam and Jake Super hero can exist plus tons more.
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The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 59A: A White Rose’s Thorn, Sophie SchollMrs. Wright takes us back to WW2 Germany to learn about a brave dissident Sophie Sholl and her co-conspirators. Find out how Nazis were exactly the pieces of shit we thought they were. You’ll hear this fascinating tragic tale amid a barrage of puns and bad jokes Adam and Jake relentless fire the entire time.
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The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 57A: The Donner Dinner Party Featuring Long Pig PopsiclesHit the general store, get your rations, oxen, and spare axles because Rene (aka Mrs. Wright) takes us on a journey of terrible misfortune and survival along the Oregon Trail. We dive into the mishaps and missteps that doomed one of America’s most infamous tales. Come along and hear Jake and Adam make way too many Oregon trail game references and inappropriate jokes as we show you how the west was fun.
2021-06-181h 05The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 49: Deciphering Cuomo's Hail MaryJane as Hitler Wears Satan's Shoes.Happy Easter! We dive into the Suez Canal, New York's Marijuana, Cinnamon Toast Shrimp, Reliving Farts, Satan's Shoes, Hitler's extended family, and Forrest's second Gump plus loads more on this Episode of The Non Essentials Podcast.
2021-04-0456 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 48: Up and Stuck in Moon Bound Montana Musket LoadWe find out what to call different groups of animals, try out a disgusting would you rather, find out what Cardi B has stuck, see what Montana folk get up to, learn about "Bitcoin Pizza Day" plus load more on this episode.
2021-03-261h 16The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 47: Preaching Advice on Diets, Tattoos, and Underwear SalesWe learn about a Preacher who probably doesn’t give great marriage advice, learn Jake’s parenting skills are unique, talk about some tattoo approaches, find out Panda Express is devoted to training their employees and loads more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast.
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The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 46A: The Illuminati RevealedMrs. Wright blows the doors off lizard people, secret societies, and the origins of it all. Hillary Clinton's is probably going to be following us after this one. Or it's all a load of bullshit on this deep dive episode of TNEP.
2021-03-1555 min
The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 46: Porta-Potty Fears Turnt Up With Dr. Neuss’ Green Eggs And KlanOn this episode we dissect Cardi B’s latest work. Find out what all the fuss Dr. Suess being canceled is about, review some more Amazon products, challenge what soup is, play some would you rather, and find out what bears do when you shit in the woods. Plus tons more with Adam, Rene, and Jake on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast.
2021-03-091h 14The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 45: Only Fans Singing to The Queen Whilst Eating Napoleon's Ice CreamWe celebrate Jake's birthday early diving into hello fresh, the Queen, Past embarrassments, and tons more with a special guest dropping by as well on this episode.
2021-03-031h 41The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 44: Dodging Blizzards While Soliciting FathersAdam returns from Florida with some stories to tell and some explaining to do. Kick around some glue based get rich quick schemes, find out what a sturgeon general and tons more on this episode.
2021-02-231h 21The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 43: Sticky Gorilla Cats Streaking ThroughTampa BayFake Cats, Hair product recommendations, Sports news, Financial news and bad puns? You bet on this episode.
2021-02-191h 11The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 42A: Valentine's Day : Surprisingly it is Not Just Hallmark's Bullshit.We tackle the polarizing holiday of Valentine's day and find out about it's surprisingly deep origins from the past and we would love it if you joined us.
2021-02-1558 min
The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 42: Amazoning a Texas Sheriff's Casting Couch in PrisonIn this episode we find out how love works in Texas, hear about Florida's prison protocol, find out what is next for Jeff Bezos plus much more With Jake Adam and Mrs. Wright.
2021-02-071h 19The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 41: Redditors Short Squeezing Cloaca Track SuitsIn this episode we discover the mystery of the dinosaurs, how the moon will play a role in our future, talk about reddit nerds sticking it to the man, and (update* the man sticks it right back) learn about panama's new dish and much much more on this episode. Plus we had out some movie and book recommendations.
2021-01-281h 08The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 40: Clutching Tattooed Fingers for the Homeless in the U.K.We have all sort of weirdness for you today mostly coming from the U.K. Also, we have a special guest flown in for our landmark 40th episode.
2021-01-241h 24The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 39: Butterflies Kissing T. Cruise's Nightrider FleshlightAdam and I are all over the map on this one. From Butterfly carnivores, Bitcoin, and Boiling cats to Spongebob pontoons and much more. Thanks again for all the great stories this week!
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The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 38A: The Amazing Life of Edward Carter Jr.Get ready to hear about one of the most interesting people we have ever come across. Edward A. Carter Jr. was a United States Army sergeant first class who was wounded in action during World War II. He was posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor, the nation's highest military decoration for valor. Unfortunately receiving the medal was not as straight forward as it should have been.
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The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 38: Three Drug Smuggling Wolves Howling at a Farm Girl's Brazilian Hillside.In this episode we Jake discovers Tik Tok, we get our dream home started, learn some farm anatomy, open some gifts, catfish a ton a loads more on this episode of TNEP.
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The Non Essentials PodcastYear in Review: Clip-O-RamaWe have a very special guest on this episode to review some of our favorite moments of the year. Thanks to everyone who sent in clips requests. We tried hunting all of them down. New episodes, and poster art coming this week!
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The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 36A: Krampus, Everyone's Favorite Holiday Demon GoatMerry Christmas! Hope you have been good. On this episode of TNEP Mrs. Wright gives us the history of Krampus and tons of other strange holiday Lore that have grown through the centuries.
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The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 36: Tossing a Hail Merry Sausage Down O’Connell Street the Wright WayWe learn about a nefarious Irish plot, catch up on the NFL, learn about a break in gone wrong and loads more on this episode
2020-12-191h 17The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 35: Sleep Stabbing Ultra Terrestrial's Birthrates For a Cup of CoffeeThey strange realm of sleep kicks us off into and episode containing A Dunkin Doughnuts stabbing, Israel's birthrate and alien issues, Monolith updates, Japan's pull out problem, and much much more on this episode of TNEP.
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The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 34A: Tales of The Nachthexen: Stalin’s Witches Vs. Hitler’s BitchesIn this episode Mrs Wright takes us back to the eve of WW2 and we find out about some of the toughest and most brave women this side of the hammer and sickle. Chauvinism, Nazis, Occult, Death, and of course Puns this episode has it all.
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The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 34: Hitler's Jersey Accent Spoils 25 Man Orgy The Wright Way.We find out some users on Reddit are hypocritical while New Jersey takes center stage. Find out about night life in Brussels, see what happens at a Florida funeral, more monolith news, Hitler wins big in a new election plus loafs more on this episode of TNEP.
2020-12-061h 22The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 33: Hunting Desert Monolith's With Adam's Naked GhostAdam and Jake recount Adam's not so near death experience. Catch up on Ghislaine Maxwellness watch, the high rolling world of collector video games, find out Florida elders don't take shit from Gators, and talk about our upcoming evolution in the desert. Plus tons more on this episode.
2020-11-301h 05
The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 32A: Celebrating the First Turkey Day With the Browners From Stink Alley.Lady Wright takes Adam and Jake back in time to the first Thanksgiving and we dig into what actually took place back in 1621. We challenge you to walk away not having learnt something.
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The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 32: Lords and Ladies Abducting Playstation 5's and Bud Light 6'sJake wakes up to a fatherly talk while Adam and Mrs. Wright gets upgrades to thier status. Plus we find out another great amazon product, talk robotic priests, have stocks tip, discuss deer hunting safety, and pick a winner plus tons more on this episode.
2020-11-201h 18The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 31: What is Drinking Pitch Hitters on a Womb Box?On this Episode Adam brings on his drinking surrogate Becca for no drink November as we cover losing Trebec, losing pants on a flight, a stunning amount of stories about privates, and much much more on this episode of TNEP
2020-11-1455 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 30: Tattooing Chesticles During an Ugly Baby FirefightIn what might be a world first? Jake is tattooing Adam while we record this week news haul. We go from ugly babies to dog farts covering the important things that happen in the world this week.
2020-11-0753 min
The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 29AA: The Louisiana Axe ManHappy Halloween essential fans! Part 2 takes you down to the Louisiana Bayou for one of America's first serial killers. A grizzly story of murder and mystery brought to us by the talented Mrs. Wright. A perfect tale to get you in the mood for Halloween.
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The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 29A: Halloween Spooky Special Done Wright in Salem Ma.With Halloween this rapidly approaching we thought we would get in the spirit. Everyone has heard a little bit, but not quite like this with Adam, Jake, and Mrs. Wright creeping through just what the hell happened in the Salem Witch Trials. Also in a couple days we will be dropping another Spooky Special covering the Axeman Of New Orleans. Plus if you have enjoyed this content swing by our Patreon Page.
2020-10-291h 17The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 28: Cooped Up On Zoom Evading The PoliceOnline dating gone wrong, how not to start a farm, making fast get aways, and zoom etiquette plus load more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast. Also later this week we will be dropping a Halloween episode with Mrs. Wright taking us through some gnarly tales.
2020-10-261h 08
The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 27A: America's First Gender Reveal: Casimir PulaskiAdam, Jake, and Mrs. Wright tackle Casimir Pulaski. Easily one of the most unlikely lives we have come across. From a noble birth in Poland to American hero all while concealing a massive secret.
2020-10-211h 14The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 27: Turning Cheeks and Flickin Beans The Wright WayOn this episode Adam, Jake, and Mrs. Wright talk about a kid busted for GTA, A cheeky lady, desecrated alters, alien octopi and much much more.
2020-10-161h 00The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 26: Clever Girls Hacking Chastity Belts in JapanMale chasity belt apparently exist and have weak security. Jurassic park becomes slightly more possible. Discuss losing a rock legend and how strip clubs might honor him. Actually talk about something we know about for once in reguards to the tattooing world and much on this episode on The Non Essentials Podcast
2020-10-111h 09The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 25: Dr. Phil Fathers Shitty Foul Mouthed ParrotsWe find out Dr. Phil is having family issue, discover what ut takes to be an elephant vet, chew the fat on south american politics, plus tons more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast.
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The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 24A: Mrs. Wright's Housekeeping AmendmentsKick back and enjoy as Mrs. Wright polishes off ammendments 22 through 27. Be amazed as she physically insert knowledge into Jake , Adam, and even your brain meat that you can actually drop on your friends.
2020-10-0248 min
The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 24: Tricky Dick Serves Mrs Wright A ReUsable Condom SandwichMrs Wright. joins Adam and Jake as we digest another Cardi B masterpiece, learn about the dark side of candy, highway rodeos, Vietnam's condom nightmare, plus tons more of this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast.
2020-09-281h 04The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 23: Venetians of Bel-Air Lose Their Mind Auditing Pornhub's NumbersWe are a few days behind but Adam and Jake brought the goods. We audit pornhub's 2019, Check on the Fresh Prince, Find out why you shouldn't walk on a beach in Wisconsin, Discover some news reporters still care and loads more.
2020-09-211h 122020-09-1202 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 22: Doomed Pregnant Seven Sons Fighting Aching Jelly BelliesIn this episode we find out how computers are being utilized, meet Flyer Durden, check in on the NBA team building exercises, dive into the military future, catfish some fun and much much more.
2020-09-101h 08
The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 21A: Mrs. Wright to Consume AlcoholIn this episode Mrs. Wright guides us through the end of Prohibition otherwise known as the 21st amendment. Crack a brew or pour a drink and come with us as we examine this bizarre period in our history.
2020-09-081h 05
The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 21: Hedge Hogging LAX While Mrs. Wright Borrows Cardi B's WeaveAdam and Jake are joined again by Mrs. Wright as we talk about aging porn stars, examine Cardi B's work, learn about jetpacks, go on a cat fishing trip, and tons more. Plus keep an eye out for episode 21:A where we booze cruise through the 21st amendment.
2020-09-041h 05The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 20: Dog Days of Bummer Floating on Unicorn Rafts in Ripe Tides.In this Episode of TNEP we learn how Jake deals with death, hear about Jon Olivers new shitty place, wonder if Tom Hanks strikes again, wonder what is going in with Detroit paramedics, More Elon Musk digs and much much more on this 20 ! Episode of The Non Essentials Podcast.
2020-08-291h 14
The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 19A: Mrs. Wright Sufferaging through Adam's and Jake's Jokes During the 19th Ammendment.Mrs. Wright returns with infinite patience and takes us on a history lesson through the 19th Ammendment.
2020-08-211h 10
The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 19: Luxury Squatters Stone Cold Stalking Mrs. WrightIn this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast we go back to that wacky world of Florida to find out how to live in style, talk about how not to admire someone, Joe Rogan's Exodus, and much much more along with out returning special guest Mrs. Wright. We will also have a 19A episode later this week where we do a deep dive with Mrs. Wright on the 19th ammendment.
2020-08-1851 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 18: Cooking a Pot of Macaroni While Uphill GardeningOn this episode we examine Cardi B’s latest work, find out how Blockbuster is doing, learn about Hasbro’s new Troll doll, talk Eagles, touch on Prohibition, Urban Dictionary, Catfish, and tons more.
2020-08-141h 17The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 17: Men Desperately Clinging to Semis While China Plants Doubt Aliens Exist
2020-08-0452 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 16: Reading Moby Dick Pop Up Books Whilst ShampoopingOn this episode we talk about toilet reading material, learn about a rough safari park, meet the wholesomest porn star, learn a new way a grease man is valuable during a robbery, and yell about the heat and more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast.
2020-07-2858 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 15: Jamaican Vader Launching Carol Baskin's Space CoffinWe update an dive a bit more into what witches do with dicks, talk about a possible star wars spin off, check in on Kentucky's educational system, find our about a young entrepreneur, learm about some space start ups, go gold digging in Michigan, check in on Carol B, and loads more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast.
2020-07-211h 07
The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 14-A: History trip with Mrs. Wright covering the Civil War AmmendmentsWe originally intended to cover the 13th, 14th, and 15th ammendments in our 14th episode. Once we started recording we thought it would be best served by its own episode. So buckle up and listen along while Adam and Jake learn for once with our guest host Mrs. Wright.
2020-07-1648 min
The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 14: Ghislaine's Wayfair Cabinet delivering Mrs. Wright's Ice Cream CondimentsWe cover Heinz new marketing approach, find out what the Dutch have been up to. Check in on Ghislaine. Dive into that Wayfair bullshit and look in on the state of education. Also we have a special guest along for the ride.
2020-07-1456 minThe Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 12: Nude Beach Sidewalk Sissies Dodging Space Chamber PotsIn episode 12 we dissect Joe Rogan, learn about nude baywatch, find out what it is like to be king of the world, and learn about how Nasa does it's dirty work. Plus a bunch more high brow entertainment.
2020-06-301h 12The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 11: Huffing Alfalfa Whilst Teaching Twerking Cockatoos SlangWe discover missionary is a dance move. Learn what some child stars have been up to. Go treasure hunting in Argentina. Find out about a bad pet owner while learning why you can not sue Wisconsin. Plus tons more and we think of some new games to play on this episode.
2020-06-241h 01The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 10: Gwarbecued Pufferfish for a Witch's PetEpisode 10! We did it! On this episode we talk about a forgotten power witches possess. We help build a statue and remember a misunderstood figure. Learn about dangerous lawn ornaments and see if Adam begins a new winning tradition. Plus a ton more. Thanks for tuning in and remember to share this with a friend.
2020-06-161h 10The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 9: A Small Grumpy Dog's Bounty of Thanosaurus BonesWe find out what has been keeping Adam up at night. Pay homage to a new internet king. Learn that beards may actual keep you safe. Learn about Dinos. Find out what Incels do with their spare time and more on this episode.
2020-06-081h 04The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 8: Drunken Greasy Baboons Cat Fishing the ConstitutionWe discovery how Adam plans a fast escape. Find out sometimes you don't get the surgery you wanted. Learn about probably the greatest signal man of all time. Cat-fish each other and correct some stupid things we said in the last episodes plus more!
2020-06-011h 05The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 7: Goose Stepping Alligators Hiding in Peru on Memorial dayJake hits puberty again, Snakes are weapons, we learn of an alligator's unlikely life. Cannonball Run records get smashed and we catfish Jake again on this memorial day episode.
2020-05-261h 08The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 6: Cat fishing Jake on Bee day with beef-n-cheddarsOn this episode we discovered lewd sports fan while talking about Arby's sales strategy in Asia. Find out how dumb Jake actual is. React to New York's latest dumb idea. Pay respect then disrespect to the honeybee on national bee day, and discover time travel.
2020-05-211h 07The Non Essentials PodcastEpisode 5: Russian Dolls Drinking Wine in IkeaWe re-visit mother's day as a competition, Review a heroic effort to get drunk, Take out some frustrations in Ikea while pondering the mating rituals of Pandas. Plus Jake yells about whats on Tv as Adam unloads on bathroom habits. Plus a mystery saboteur crashes of party.
2020-05-1559 min