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The ADGRODcast9/27/24 Adgrodcast: Silurian Hypothesis, Humanity Is For Sale And God Is Taking A Loss, Atari's Alright With MeTHIS WEEK!! Adam introduces the Silurian Hypothesis and it immediately gets sidetracked by "a bit". Which, let's be real, is kind of how this all works. Then, a song about God tiring of us humans and attempting to sell the lot, and boy, is it a bargain. Because we suck. Humans are fucking garbage. And then, Atari is alright with Rodney, but not his grandpa. My Real Friends Are Made Of 8 Bits. Speaking of which, go check out the accompanying video of us on YouTube making this here episode. Search ADGROD on YouTube.
2024-09-2733 minThe ADGRODcast7/21/23 Adgrodcast: Lab Created You-Meat, Dr. ScreamTHIS WEEK!!! First off, we want to thank you for being patient and letting us enjoy a summer break hiatus. As a gift, in this episode, we have returned to your earballs with a quandary about lab-produced meat of a very familiar kind, and are also using this opportunity to introduce you to the newest character in the ADGROD universe: Dr. Scream. Who is, of course, a pediatrician. Because of course. WEBACKWEBACKWEBACKWEBACKWEGONNAEATOURBABYBACKBABYBACKWEBACK
2023-07-2126 minThe ADGRODcast4/22/23 Adgrodcast: Cavity Sam, Enableist, Jerry (Lee) Lewis, Adgrod Onlyfans, Stumbl: A Drunk Dating AppTHIS WEEK!! We bring you a 30 minute episode featuring a guest engineer and producer: Clyde. Or, maybe Graham. It's hard to say. Within, we do a song about a hero of modern medicine named Cavity Sam, who had a hole bored into his gut so that doctors could see how human digestion and internal processes work. For real, that shit is crazy, and it's BASED ON A TRUE STORY. Then, Rodney becomes an Enableist--it's exactly what it sounds like, and we get an Onlyfans, and finally, a tune about a dating app we invented called Stumbl, wherein y...
2023-04-2229 minThe ADGRODcast9/30/22 Adgrodcast: Gen Z Slang terms, Ripped Van Winkle/Hugh-Vee-Lights, Sisyphisted, Punks And MetalheadsTHIS WEEK!! Graham quizzes us (elder millennial middle aged balding cis-male dudes) about Gen Z slang terms, then a song with lots of abuse of the English language, a song about Hell, and finally a tune that tries to insult metalheads and punk rockers all at once, but merely ends up insulting Adam because he won't pick up a guitar. (fuck you, Graham -A) Any ADGROD stans out there? Anyone? *crickets*
2022-09-3022 minThe ADGRODcast6/17/22 Adgrodcast: Golden Showers for your Gardens, Growing up Baby, The Penguin Brothers ObtuseTHIS WEEK!!! Peeing on the garden for mega vegetable growth, because that's TOTALLY how it works. Then, a really sour topic that just sort of becomes a song about life, because IMPROV, BABY. Baby. You'll get that reference when you listen to the episode. And finally, the tale of two penguin brothers who dream of flight, and their epic epoch of taking wing. HOW MANY ANGLES HAVE NAMES, RIGHT? HOW MUCH NITROGEN DO YOUR VEGGIES NEED?!?! GAHHH!!!!
2022-06-1719 minThe ADGRODcast5/13/22 Adgrodcast: The Defense Of Pepe Le Pew, Swingin' Cul-De-Sac, Gastroenterology But Make It SexyTHIS WEEK!! We examine and potentially defend the case of the alleged sexual predator known as Pepe Le Pew, Rodney delves into the sexiest Cul-De-Sac in all the land, and finally, a song about (unsurprisingly, for us anyhow) bathroom problems, and music that is way, way too sensual for the subject. IT'S SEXYTIME, AND ADGROD IS WEARING THE LEGGINGS! (side note: we are fucking furious about the supreme court leak in regards to Roe v Wade. We are and will always be staunch allies to all women everywhere and their right to choose what to...
2022-05-1320 minThe ADGRODcast4/29/22 Adgrodcast: Norwegian Prison, Harrison Ford and The Magic School Bus, Character Assassin, Orc-in-manTHIS WEEK!!! Graham thinks being in prison might be better than being at work, We speculate about a wild ride on the Magic School Bus with the enigma known as Harrison Ford. Then, a tune and tale about a man named Adolf who couldn't succeed as an actor in 1950's Europe because, well, ya know, and instead decided to become the first Paparazzi or Character Assassin. Then finally we do a song about the Uruk-Hai/LOTR via Gremlins. Shit's weird in Southside, y'all. REAL weird.
2022-04-2927 minThe ADGRODcast4/22/22 Adgrodcast: Family Anniversary, Don't Think About Water For Elephants, This Argument Is A Tribute, Not Blissful And Not IgnorantTHIS WEEK!! Like an undercooked kielbasa we're hitting long, stiff, heavy, and sweaty, and we're talking HOW. About HOW Family Anniversaries work, psychology related to the classic novel and movie "Water For Elephants", HOW "the moment" passes you by in so many situations, and finally HOW NOT blissful it is to be informed. HoooOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!??!!!?
2022-04-2326 minThe ADGRODcast4/16/22 Adgrodcast: Seven Minutes In Heaven, Wild Card, Trucks, Leon Libido LansingSURPRISE MOTHER FORKERS!!! THIS WEEK!! Seven minutes in heaven is NOT what you think it is, Adam is ACTUALLY the wild card of the group, Trucks, a technical hiccup, and Leon Libido Lansing: the man who fought the large hadron collider. Begin the sequences!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
2022-04-1625 minThe ADGRODcast2/18/21 Adgrodcast: Feat. Dylan LawsonTHIS WEEK!!! We have a very special guest: Dylan Lawson. Who is Dylan, you ask? As far as we can tell he is a mysterious and handsome guitar player with flowing, glorious hair, magical fingertips, and a plethora of bands and projects of which he is a participant and headmaster of. With his help we make songs about stupid college courses, Russian Jazz, and Disney Corporation. Check our social media accounts for information regarding Dylan's various projects, and, to quote Tom Araya from Slayer's World Painted Blood Tour: "ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR LIVES" W...
2022-02-1821 minThe ADGRODcast2/4/22 Adgrodcast: VEGETATION GENOCIDE: THE RE-PLANTINGTHIS WEEK!! We are going into the dusty bins of our long history and pulling out a classic Adgrod tune about plants eating all of us. This is one of our very first tunes recorded in Studio B, and proves that our bullshit really hasn't changed much and WILL NEVER END. EAT YOUR VEGETABLES OR BE EATEN BY YOUR VEGETABLES. ENJOY.
2022-02-0412 minThe ADGRODcast1/28/22 Adgrodcast: The News (off the rails), Pronouns, Get On Your Knees And Hit These Keys, Accept Your RegretsTHIS WEEK!!! It's a week of proposals. We propose that The News is constantly changing, we propose that you get your shit together and just use people's goddamn pronouns you insensitive FUCKS, we propose to do the Random Number Generator, and finally Rodney proposes that you just accept all those regrets you have. NO RAGRETS. NO PROPOSALS. OTHER THAN OUR PROPOSALS.
2022-01-2821 minThe ADGRODcast1/21/22 Adgrodcast: Season 5 welcome back packet THE SECONDTHIS WEEK!! We continue our rent free grand tour back into your heads and continue on with the Season Five festivities. Because you're all such good friends I will describe some of what happens, and those things are: Body Fluids, Master Consumer, Meat Hooks, and Loose Skin Sticky Ricky. Yeah. Come hang on the meat hooks with us. COME ONE, COME ALL. ew.
2022-01-2120 minThe ADGRODcast1/14/22 Adgrodcast: WELCOME TO SEASON FIVE!!!!!!!!!OH. MY. GOD. We are indeed BACK!! Despite the government and our mental health facilities' best efforts, we have RETURNED like a giant omega turd in the porcelain bowl after an all night Taco Bell feasting session. No spoilers about the content of this one, you just gotta listen. That's literally the point. That's why you subscribe. This fifth season is gonna be a DOOZIE.
2022-01-1427 minThe ADGRODcast12/17/21 Adgrodcast: Spite Santa, The Arrakis Shuffle, God Loves Oceans (Oops!)THIS WEEK!! Santa doesn't give the kids coal, but he sure does give them shit they don't need. Then! The Arrakis Shuffle and how those rascals in the desert avoid those pesky sandworms. And finally, a pseudo epic about how The Lord accidentally flooded the world. Not because he hates us but because, dude, oceans and ocean animals are SO COOL. NOAH! GET THE BOAT! ADGROD IS AT IT AGAIN!!!
2021-12-1821 minThe ADGRODcast12/10/21 Adgrodcast: Balding, Is There A Subreddit For That, Auntie Amber, Are We Cringe?THIS WEEK!! We contemplate male pattern baldness, which is a thing all three of us are dealing with. Then, a question about if there is a Subreddit for, well, anything. Then, a visit from Auntie Amber, and finally we ask what everyone is thinking: Is ADGROD just a big experiment in cringe? YOU DECIDE! DECIDE! DECIDE! DECIDE!
2021-12-1020 minThe ADGRODcast12/3/21 Adgrodcast Feat. TJ EZ TREETZ!THIS WEEK!! Kitty cat hype man TJ EZ TREETZ joins us as we spin tails (TALES, lmao) about the orginal discovery of the human rectum and Reindeer Cyclones. Also, this week the Random Number Generator gives us a prompt about vaccines and magic and them not being necessarily exclusive. Well, kinda. MLEM! MLEM! MLEM, I SAY!!!
2021-12-0320 minThe ADGRODcast11/26/21 Adgrodcast: No Metallica Songs, Lava Mouth, Crack Cocaine, Have You Ever Looked in a MirrorTHIS WEEK!!! To begin, we're not doing a Metallica song, Rodney is angry like a volcano, and a tune about crack cocaine and it's joys (whoa). Then, Flash Bob and his singular glorious flash mob, and finally a song about rampant narcissism, which is fine, gosh darn it. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. Oh, and we're glad to be back (Graham isn't).
2021-11-2618 minThe ADGRODcast11/5/21 Adgrodcast: Nothing To Share, Be Kind, Perception, The Afterlife (Humans, Heaven, Hell, Dogs and CATS ETERNAL), Ghosts lifeTHIS WEEK!! Rodney has nothing new to share (except a lot of stuff, apparently), Rodney tells you to be kind, there's a problem, and then Perception, a tale of the afterlife, and finally the life of a ghost. A sort of horny ghost? Graham is weird. ENJOIIIIIIIII
2021-11-0519 minThe ADGRODcast2021 Halloween Adgrodcast feat. Tricia Sofierce, Jason The Mediocre, and Scary BoodiniTHIS WEEK! We proudly present our annual Halloween episode, and this year we are visited by Scary Boodini and his Traveling Tragic Magic Show, and his Finest Entertainers: Tricia Sofierce and Jason The Mediocre!! Haikus abound! Rodney disappears!! Adam is the straight guy--again!!! Graham probably shits his pants!!!! GET SPOOKY BITCHES
2021-10-2922 minThe ADGRODcast10/22/21 Adgrodcast: What'f, Ghost Of John Lennon, Nostaljuh, I'm terrible at metaphorsTHIS WEEK!! We ask "what'f". We discuss horrible people in history who did awesome things. Rodney gets nostalgic and also suffers from some sort of memory loss, and finally we do a song about a man who is terrible at metaphors. Is that man Rodney? The world may never know.
2021-10-2222 minThe ADGRODcast10/15/21 Adgrodcast: Mr. Clickety Clack and Corporation Corporated IncorporatedTHIS WEEK!!! We are SELLING OUT, BABY. Our new sponsors Corporation Corporated Incorporated sends it's representative Mr. Clickety Clack to square us up and, and Mr. Clack gets us to tell him about an amalgamation of our stories and characters. He also plays the drums! It's a white knuckle thrill ride. Trust us. Trust Corporate. T_R_U_S_T
2021-10-1521 minThe ADGRODcast10/8/21 Adgrodcast: Eye Drop Man, Science teacher, Stank Face, Jiminy Cricket's LegsTHIS WEEK!! We delve into, well, people. And you know hwat? That's what The Adgrodcast is really about. People. Like Eye Drop Man. Like the excited science teacher who can't get his goddamn students to get excited like he is. Like musicians that elicit that signature "stank face" from their audience (spoiler: not us). Like Jiminy Cricket and his creepy ass anthropomorphic legs. Hug someone you don't know a little aggressively. With a mask. There's still a pandemic, goddammit!
2021-10-0922 min
The ADGRODcast9/30/21 Adgrodcast: September 2021 Instagram Live StreamTHIS WEEK!! We don't ever feel the need to "prove" that we are indeed a completely improvised act, but just to shut up the endless stream of invisible haters, we occasionally stream on various services and let the septic tank spill forth. This recording is one of those sessions, and was done in early September on Instagram. Check out our IG page for the video proof, and give us a follow!
2021-10-0129 minThe ADGRODcast9/24/21 Adgrodcast: Adam and Eve and that Snake, A Book In My Hand But Nothing In My Head, Gorillas are indeed superior, Cults or Colts...I thought this meeting was about young horsesTHIS WEEK!! Adam and Eve and how bad they got screwed just because they like snakes. Then, being ignorant (basically) and also a tune about how superior gorillas really are to us. Finally, a mispronunciation causes a kerfuffle about a meeting about "Colts", or, uh, "Cults". But which?!? Tune in with those full hams!
2021-09-2424 minThe ADGRODcast9/10/21 Adgrodcast: Smartest Guy In The Room, Pandemic Hobbies, Flip Flops: The World's Second Best All Inclusive Resort For AdultsTHIS WEEK!! Graham asks us to write a song from his perspective about how everyone in the room (R+A) are not as smart as him. Basically. Then, wonderful pandemic hobbies, and finally a song from The Random Number Generator about Flip Flops, which...the name is in the title. Anyhow, it's a dirty place. Get those sewing needles out and strrrrrap in!
2021-09-1020 minThe ADGRODcast9/3/21 Adgrodcast: Patriman, Two Turtles, Drunken Feng Shui MasterTHIS WEEK!! We bring you the newest internet sensation: PATRIMAN! Then, a children's presentation about turtles goes awry when two turtles enter a battle arena, and finally Rodney fulfills his destiny and becomes a drunken Feng Shui Master. Jiggle jiggle jiggle!
2021-09-0320 minThe ADGRODcast8/27/21 Adgrodcast: Dyson's PhearTHIS WEEK!! We are celebrating the tenth episode of our fourth season with a long-form epic about the tale of humanity taking to the stars in what is known as a Dyson Sphere, as told by Jerome A. Flagbottom, in his final broadcast. ENJOY!
2021-08-2722 minThe ADGRODcast8/20/21 Adgrodcast: WEARETHEBESTMUSICTHIS WEEK!!!! In an effort to suppress our insanity, we pretty much let our thinning hair down and see what happens, and things predictably fly off the rails. Words don't express what we did here, so we invented one: WEARETHEBESTMUSIC Get your jock strap on because our self aggrandizing fragile white male egos are kicking *hard*.
2021-08-2021 minThe ADGRODcast8/13/21 Adgrodcast: Five Finger Discount, I Am Chef Boyardee, Grandiose EmoteTHIS WEEK!!! Rodney is mad that he can't have the things, so we writes a song about taking them. Then, the origins of the glorious gourmand known as Chef Boyardee, and finally a song about people emoting so aggressively that they gain SUPER POWERS. This one's a doozy. Like the rest, but different. Get your ball gag and get rrrrrrrready to rrrrrrumble!
2021-08-1318 minThe ADGRODcast7/30/21 Adgrodcast: Graham's Dreams, Technical Difficulty (not ED), A Despot's Tale, Municipal Waste ManagementTHIS WEEK!!! We get into whatever the hell is going on in Graham's head at night (yikes), we discuss technical difficulties related to one's body, a rotten despot who leaves town and gets found by his old henchmen, and finally, death and recycling. Get outta here. Seriously, get out!
2021-07-3021 minThe ADGRODcast7/23/16 Adgrodcast: WIZARDS ARE REAL, Dream Matrix, Self Driving Car Murder MysteryTHIS WEEK!! We speculate on how the phenomenon of lights dancing in the sky being recently filmed are just wizards. Or, *A* wizard. Then, what happens when we dream? Is it actually just us plugging into the matrix? Finally, a question about what happens when your dinner guest shows up to a party in a self driving car...but they're dead. Anyhow, we do a song about that party. Plug in, make sure your mana is full, and sleep well.
2021-07-2321 minThe ADGRODcast7/16/21 Adgrodcast: Forgiveness, An Advertising Odyssey, Disruptive Thoughts of HousecatsTHIS WEEK!! We have forgiveness for each other, and for you. We do! Really! Then, an advertising odyssey a whole life in the making, and finally we delve into the (probably horrible) thoughts of housecats. Buy those Mustang diapers, kids!
2021-07-1622 minThe ADGRODcast7/9/21 Adgrodcast: Medieval Mr. Clean, Mouse Trap, Yard Sale BuysTHIS WEEK! Rodney invents hygiene, Mouse Trap becomes a deadly game of cat and mouse, and totally not a game. Finally, a tune about the glory of yard sales. Scrub a dub dub, hey, let's get in a cage! Or...not.
2021-07-0921 minThe ADGRODcast7/2/21 Adgrodcast: Apologies (nah, not really), Misery Doesn't Love Company, Future 1995 ManTHIS WEEK!!! We apologize...nah, no we don't...then, what if Misery just wanted to be left alone? Then, we propose a tale about a man who travels to the future, but only as far as 1995, and thinks 1995 is the future. Whoa. WHOA. Get your Susan Sarandon skin mask on and let's fake-apologize to mom together! REEEEEEEEE!!!
2021-07-0220 minThe ADGRODcast6/25/21 Adgrodcast: Santaist Cult, Insecticide/Bee MovieTHIS WEEK!! We get grim and frostbitten for a late June sit-down regarding a terrifying Santaist Cult, and then we contemplate the reality of all the insects, how easy they *could* conquer humanity, and their relationship to Bee Movie. Get sweaty, saggy britches because we're taking Santa and Seinfeld to the apocalypse!
2021-06-2519 minThe ADGRODcast6/18/21 Adgrodcast: WELCOME TO SEASON 4, Easy Kevin Bacon Oven, Dirt Diggler: Dino SexyologistTHIS WEEK!! First and foremost, welcome to Season Four! To christen the phallic ship that will send our new season into low orbit we've got the Easy Kevin Bacon Oven and it's glorious six degrees of freedom, and we've also got the world's foremost pervert archaeologist Dirt Diggler, and his quest to find the perfect dinosaur anus. We're hitting those high bars, folks! The ones right above the low, low (low) bars. New Seasons Greetings! ENJOY!!!
2021-06-1821 minThe ADGRODcast6/11/21 Adgrodcast: THE GREATEST SCI-FI MUSICAL EVER PRODUCEDTHIS WEEK!! AdGRod proudly presents: THE GREATEST SCI-FI MUSICAL EVER PRODUCED, as narrated by Rodney and The Producer himself, Francis Ford Dopolla. *curtsies*
2021-06-1120 minThe ADGRODcast6/4/21 Adgrodcast feat. JUSTIN PETERSON!: Justin had a great 2020 (and Rodney hates it), What to do with a 5 dollar bill, I'm Definitely Gonna Google ItTHIS WEEK! We welcome back our old pal Justin Peterson, and he had a great 2020, and Rodney hates it. So much. Then, Rodney has a quandary about what to do with a 5 dollar bill on the ground, and finally the Random Number Generator produces number 297: I'm Definitely Gonna Google It. Tune in, have no doubts, Autobots, Roll out!
2021-06-0422 minThe ADGRODcast5/28/21 Adgrodcast: Adulting/TV Dad, Sky Cocaine, Pentium 3/"Citizen Of The World"THIS WEEK! Rodney wonders why there's nobody on TV to help us "adults" with our lives, then the magical story of Sky Cocaine (thanks for the idea to listener Diego!), and finally a wild journey about an old computer processor becoming the impetus of a person becoming a "Citizen Of The World". Whoa, baby. WHOA.
2021-05-2823 minThe ADGRODcast5/21/21 Adgrodcast: The Past Four Years, Side Quest, Pancakes in SpaceTHIS WEEK!! Rodney delves into the potential minefield of family and politics and the shitshow that was the last Presidency. Then, "Side Quest", and finally Pancakes in Space, as requested by listener Hansi, in Denmark. Thanks, Hansi! I can't believe it's not better!
2021-05-2120 minThe ADGRODcast5/14/21 Adgrodcast: WE'RE BACK!!!!!!THIS WEEK, WE ARE BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! Lord P. Fizer has gifted us with immunity, so we are in the studio. Of course there's a long drawn out intro, a song about Graham playing video games, and then we do our first song using our new concept, which entails our dear listeners picking a number every week to give us a song from "the list" (which is now 300 songs long!). This week, Brad from Brussels chose our song, and you will just have to check it out to see what we have for you. GOOD SPAGHETTI MONSTER IT'S GOOD T...
2021-05-1423 minThe ADGRODcast2/27/2021 Adgrodcast: Pre-covid Re-release #1: Pants poopin', Cheese, Satan, Naruto...the good ole' daysTHIS WEEK! We're beginning a (hopefully) final countdown of re-release episodes from the dusty bin of "the old days". This one was a fan-favorite and features classic AdGRod subject matter: poop, satan, food, and current events. Strap in and enjoy, we will return with new episodes SOOOOOOON!
2021-02-2721 minThe ADGRODcast2/12/2021 Adgrodcast: BANYAAAAAAAAAAARD!! (The Remaster)000005EC 00000581 000031BC 00002D14 000552F5 00054514 00007FD2 00007FD8 0005E2F0 00060A39
2021-02-1211 minThe ADGRODcast2/5/2021 Adgrodcast feat. Cuntry Fuklin: The 2021 Re-release, t/a The Golden Beak RemasterTHIS WEEK!!! We are proudly re-issuing one of the shiniest and tastiest pieces of garbage we have ever recorded. This episode features a man that made Rodney look like the amateur that he is, and embarrassed us all with his class, story-telling acumen, silk shirt, and knighthood. Ladies and Gentlemen, the one and only Sir Cuntry Fuklin himself. Enjoy.
2021-02-0520 minThe ADGRODcast1/15/21 Adgrodcast: Feat. Dave Watkins, the ReissueTHIS WEEK! We are reissuing and re-releasing one of the best sessions we've ever had here in Studio B. Dave Watkins brought his glorious presence and Dulcitar magic to our studio in 2019, and we recorded this session with him. It was originally released as a two part, and this week we are presenting it in it's original one-take form. Oh dear, please do enjoy.
2021-01-1544 minThe ADGRODcast1/8/2021 Adgrodcast: The Manchego Brothers Full FeatureLadies and Gentlemen! THIS WEEK we are proudly presenting our most ambitious all-improvised concept to date, THE MANCHEGO BROTHERS, as it was intended to be listened to: as one full epic epoch. Enjoy.
2021-01-0844 minThe ADGRODcast1/1/2021 Adgrodcast: Rodney's Friends, Berserker Llama Syndrome, Estefez For The Rest Of UsThis Week!! Welcome to SEASON 3!!! To celebrate a new year and a new season, we're pulling up some sweet bonus content featuring Rodney's friends (his furniture), a toe-tapper about Berserker Llama Syndrome, and finally, a lovely tribute to the late great Emilio Estevez. Wait, not "late" great? OH, just great. Anyhow, ENJOY!!
2021-01-0115 minThe ADGRODcastHoliday Adgrodcast: Marissa, the re-release!THIS WEEK!! The Holidays are here, there is a global pandemic shredding gaping holes in the U.S. population, it's like 70 degrees outside in Richmond in late December, and we're probably all gonna die. So, instead of focusing on this fuck forsaken year, we're taking the opportunity to re-release some hot pressed gems from past episodes. This one features Marissa Resmini, whose career we obviously and miraculously didn't destroy. It's a good'n, and we're proud to shoot it back out into the universe like the dead husk of Elon Musk after his robot army eats his skin off.
2020-12-2519 minThe ADGRODcast12/18/2020 Adgrodcast: The Galactic Federation's Monolith Rail, Rodney's Merchant Of Venice, Master PedestrianTHIS WEEK!! First of all, We're BACK! In the ole' hopper for dissection this week is the announcement of The Galactic Federation (side note, WTF), Rodney asks for funding to sit in a room and create whatever the fuck it is he creates, and finally, a song about a very bossy pedestrian. ENJOY!!
2020-12-1821 minThe ADGRODcast12/4/2020 Adgrodcast: Special Double Single (Dingle?) EditionTHIS WEEK!! We are doing a special double single (dingle?) edition of the show with two innocent and fun songs: One is about quitting your job and the other is about sock puppets. Both of these tunes are destined to be released as singles in the near future, so keep your ears and eyes out! Also, here's a big fat plug to our long-standing and dust-collecting Bandcamp page. Everything there is free, and we just want you to have it. https://adgrod.bandcamp.com/releases ENJOY!!
2020-12-0410 minThe ADGRODcast11/27/20 Adgrodcast: The Talented Mr. Rodney Part 1 (the plan and execution) and 2 (treulogy), Heart Broken by The Telemarketer, Jeff Goldblum: Tiny GuyTHIS WEEK!! Rodney schemes on how to basically take Graham's life and play his PS5. Then, Rodney spins the tale of a man whose heart is broken whilst attempting to woo the health insurance salesman on the phone, and finally, a reversal of fates where Jeff Goldblum becomes a tiny man instead of a giant mutant in The Fly. Prepare to have your face taken off and worn. ENJOY!
2020-11-2721 minThe ADGRODcast11/20/2020 Adgrodcast: George (7 of them), Kid Fugitive, The Boy Who Would Be StingTHIS WEEK!! We delve into the family tree and do a song about 7 generations of men named George, and it's a tree that ends with...Graham and Adam. Whoa. Then, _KID FUGITIVE_, and finally, the tale of a man named Sting--two men, even! The tears will fall, teeth will gnash, wailing will happen, and you will... ...ENJOY!!
2020-11-2020 minThe ADGRODcast11/13/2020 Adgrodcast: Our New Hawaii 5-0 Theme Song, Grahamassic Park, Meanis, The Retirement of Mr. Clean, Squatty PottyTHIS WEEK!! We get a listener suggestion to do an alternate intro to Hawaii 5-0, Graham ponders about having large mammals as parasites, and we write a tune about the world's rudest penis: Meanis. Also, Mr. Clean retires and says "fuck it" to your clean house, and finally a short ballad to the squatty potty. Devolve with us. BECOME us. All your base are belong to us. ENJOY!
2020-11-1321 minThe ADGRODcast11/6/2020 Adgrodcast: 2020 is GREAT for Timothy Johnson, Highly Decorated Assassin Cat, Corporate CocaineTHIS WEEK!! The story of Timothy Johnson whose 2020 is turning out to be pretty rad, honestly. Then, Gemini Man, but with cats, and finally Netflix and cocaine--brought to you _by_ Netflix (and Pepsi, and Disney, and Apple, and Tesla, and every other evil corporation). ENJOY!!!
2020-11-0620 minThe ADGRODcast10/30/20 Adgrodcast: THE 2020 HALLOWEEN EPISODEIt's like a super shitty Tarot reading: Our 30th episode of our 3rd season happening on the 30th...it must be THE HALLOWEEN EPISODE! THIS WEEK! We delve deep into terrifying subjects like cannibalism, scary movies, and the most terrifying thing of all: ADULT REAL LIFE!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Carve out a pumpkin and sit in it fuckers, because we're getting spoopy!
2020-10-3020 minThe ADGRODcast10/23/20 Adgrodcast: Graham According To Rodney (unfaltering eye contact), SHITFISH, The ThoughtnadoTHIS WEEK!!! We have an absurdly long intro. Jesus, who knows what happened. Then, a peek into the life of Graham on recording day, but told by Rodney. Then, the legend of SHITFISH, and finally, The Thoughtnado destroys middle America. ENJOI
2020-10-2320 minThe ADGRODcast10/16/20 Adgrodcast: Personalized License Plates, Superterrestrials, OD'ing on Prevagen, "Like Ridng A Bike"THIS WEEK!! We bring you tales from the DMV, tales about the plight of a fish, tales of a man who takes way too much Prevagen, and finally, the somewhat melancholy tale of how the phrase "Just like riding a bike" came to be. ENJOY!
2020-10-1619 minThe ADGRODcast10/9/20 Adgrodcast: The One Equation (Remastered)THIS WEEK!! We proudly re-present one of our earlier epic pieces: The One Equation. In a time when everything seems like it's flying off the rails, this seemed like a good opportunity to re-release this spaced out long player. Turn on, sit on your couch, imbibe your favorite beverage, enjoy your favorite herbal supplement, and sink into the black hole with us. ENJOY
2020-10-0920 minThe ADGRODcast10/2/2020 Adgrodcast: Tom Cruise's Blues Clues, Robert Downey Jr.'s career Prolapse, Beatbox PandemicTHIS WEEK!!! Tom Cruise is the new host of Blue's Clues, we chronicle RDJ's career prolapse in a totally positive and unexpected way, and nightcap things with a song about how beatboxing would be the absolute best way to spread a virus if you were trying to do that sort of thing. Too on the nose? Maybe. We don't care!! ENJOY!!
2020-10-0221 minThe ADGRODcast9/25/20 Adgrodcast: The 2020 edition "15 second song" EpisodeTHIS WEEK! We attempt and fail spectacularly at creating songs that are 15 seconds long. We come dangerously close a few times, but eventually spin right off the whirl-a-gig into tales and jaunts that last far longer. Far, far longer. You'll just have to listen to the whole goddamn episode to see where we end up and how close we get--what a tragedy! ENJOYYYYY!
2020-09-2519 minThe ADGRODcast9/18/20 Adgrodcast: My Life is GREAT in 2020, Rodney is Literally Six Years Old, Time Traveling Fly, The Good SunTHIS WEEK!! 2020 is amazing...for us, at least. Then, Rodney is _literally_ a six year old, a song about a time traveling fly whose sole purpose is to murder Hitler, and finally an epoch about a binary star system and two Suns, one good and one evil. Grab your aunt, get into the time machine, and get ready!!
2020-09-1824 minThe ADGRODcast9/11/20 Adgrodcast: Mermaid Meat, Little One Eye'd Willy, Home With RobotsTHIS WEEK!! We're going on a boat ride, mateys! This one is chock full, featuring two gripping tales from the high sea--one about the theoretical consumption of Mermaids, and the other how One Eye'd Willy from Goonies came to be. Also, a bonus tribute to Home Alone that TOTALLY isn't a tribute to Home Alone, and is about robots instead of a disappearing family. Prepare to have your upper deck swabbed, ya land lubbers! Arrrrr!
2020-09-1119 minThe ADGRODcast9/4/20 Adgrodcast: Boston's Sandwich, President Adam Is Full Of Sheit, I'm Stuck In My Tiny Clothes, Cult Participation AwardsTHIS WEEK!! Listener Boston gives us a song about a sandwich, and we DELIVER. Then, Adam is full of shit and is also the President of the USA. Then, it's a 911 emergency: I'm stuck in my tiny clothes!! And finally, the story of a cult giving out participation awards to a beat that absolutely SLAPS. Get in there!
2020-09-0422 minThe ADGRODcast8/28/20 Adgrodcast: Another Jason song (<3<3), The Night Jobs, The Fight Room, Fool's BeansTHIS WEEK!! We're coming at you with another song about our favorite and most loyal listener, Jason, because WE LOVE OUR FANS. Especially Jason! Then, Night Jobs, The Fight Room, and a little mini-epoch about Bean Prospecting, Gillian Jacobs, and not always getting what you want. We're calling it "Fool's Beans" Dooooo Enjoy!
2020-08-2820 minThe ADGRODcast8/21/20 Adgrodcast: Sperm Dance, JJM's #1 Fan Song (antisocial socialist), Can't have friend without END, Jungle Gym, 50 Clowns in my PsycheTHIS WEEK! There are songs about Semen and how they move and groove, a long-overdue song about our Number One Super Fan, Jason (
2020-08-2120 minThe ADGRODcast8/14/20 Adgrodcast: Thank You Listeners/Give Us Ratings song, R.O.D.T.V., Saturday Morning Anime [tiddies], THX PressureThis week!! We open with a big YUGE thank you song for our loyal listeners and also new and untrustworthy listeners, Rodney tells us about his television lineup for living life, we reminisce about IFC's Saturday Morning Anime lineups featuring gore, blood, and nudity, and finally a song about going to the movies. And poop. Of course. *Quick, gentle, lubricated reminder to leave us a review on your favorite podcast service, and to tell your friends to hate us as much as you do! Show transcript at https://theadgrodcast.tumblr.com
2020-08-1421 minThe ADGRODcast8/7/20 Adgrodcast: The Manchego Brothers, Part 2Ladies and Gentlemen, this week we present the second half of the tale of the Manchego Brothers. The entire saga is transcribed on our new Tumblr page: https://theadgrodcast.tumblr.com Enjoy the conclusion, and thank you for listening!
2020-08-0719 minThe ADGRODcast7/31/20 Adgrodcast: The Manchego Brothers, Part 1LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! This week and next we will tell you the truly marvelous tale of The Manchego Brothers, and what they brought to the annals of World history. Taking place in 1930's Spain, this story features fascism, crooked financiers, robots, rats, love, hate, war, pineapple pizza, and some of Rodney's finest moments as a storyteller. To you, Listener, We Proudly Present: The Manchego Brothers Lyric Transcript available at https://theadgrodcast.tumblr.com
2020-07-3125 minThe ADGRODcast7/24/20 Adgrodcast: Heavy Panting and Short Breaths, The Oldest Man In My Village, The Toy Collector, A Terrible SurgeonThis week!! An elegy to all the husky bros out there, a song about being an awful old right wing piece of shit, a song about a guy who collects toys, and a song about a surgeon who is terrible at his job. Also, a solid cold opener with lots of breathing noises and some terrific awkward silence in the middle of the episode. NOICE. Get in, shitbirds! We're going to DQ!
2020-07-2420 minThe ADGRODcast7/17/20 AdGRodcast: Sentient Step D.O.D., Your Degree, Arkansas: The Musical, My Animal IdentityTHIS WEEK!! We forget to introduce ourselves--we're Adam, Graham, and Rodney BTW. Then, there are songs...oh the songs...songs about you, and me, and us. A story of Christmas morning and you opening of your new D.O.D., the story of your degree (not diploma), also a fantastical musical about Arkansas, and finally, a song about what animal you identify with. Spoiler: Rodney identifies with the Platypus. Strap in!
2020-07-1718 minThe ADGRODcast7/9/2020 AdGRodcast: Young On Weekdays, Karma, Noah 2.11, AlageTHIS WEEK!! Rodney reminisces about being young again, we delve into Karma being a very instant and real thing, the story of Noah from the future, and finally and elegy to a most incredible substance: Alage. Strap in for the weird, bad, good and sad. Plastic Block.
2020-07-1020 minThe ADGRODcast7/3/2020 AdGRodcast: Topher Grace, Ed Harris, Drain Babies, President 52Have we lost our minds? Yes. This week's episode features songs about a man who repairs instruments that have been farted in, a deep question about time and space that devolves in to all of us becoming Ed Harris, Rodney's Drain Babies, and then a man becoming President. Enormous feels.
2020-07-0320 minThe ADGRODcast6/26/20 AdGRodcast: BLACK LIVES MATTER. We're back (!), Wii Wii, The Graham Trail, Merlin's BarLike a triumphant, stubborn deuce that won't be flushed down the porcelain throne even though you've flushed it like 20 times, we have RETURNED. In this episode, first and foremost: BLACK LIVES MATTER. We also explore Rodney's Wii Wii, Graham's body hair, and Merlin's bar. Sounds scintillating, yes?! STRAP IN/ STRAP ON.
2020-06-2620 minThe ADGRODcast5/8/20 Special Edition Adgrodcast: AdGRod Hatest Hits V2HELLO, FRIENDS! After many weeks of radio silence, we are very pleased to present you with a compilation of our favorite songs from the past six months. We plan to do this every few years or so, and we call it our HATEST HITS. This is Volume 2. A full album release with special artwork designed by Graham and a few more tracks will be available on our Bandcamp page _FOR FREE_ in the coming weeks. In the meantime, this should whet your whistle. We look forward to reconvening with fresh episodes once this goddamn global pan...
2020-05-0939 minThe ADGRODcast3/27/20 Adgrodcast for Socially Distant Fest: Social Disco Ball, Return of Ricky The Awesome Possum, Podcastaway, Adam the Close Speaker, Were-Racoon TributeWe prefer for this show to be "timeless" as the Podcasting kids say, but humanity is in the midst of a global pandemic that is kickin' our asses, so OF COURSE we have to do content at least somewhat related. There's just too much material. This week's show--in regards to that--is about a socially distant disco and Adam talking way too close, and so we don't get too deep in the Covid Chaos, we also do tribute tunes to two of our favorite classic Adgrod characters: Ricky The Awesome Opossum, and the Were-Racoon. Enjoy, and ke...
2020-03-2723 minThe ADGRODcast3/20/20 Adgrodcast: Quarantine EditionThis week!!! As could be expected for the first global pandemic for a hot minute, we delve into mummies and zombies, a song for the peasants, social distancing, cancelled plans, an AI that maintains relationships, and, of course, Toilet Paper. Wash your hands, you filth.
2020-03-2020 minThe ADGRODcast3/13/20 Adgrodcast: Baby President, Whistlin' Dixie and Killin' Nazis, My Life's an Anime, The World's Best DetectiveTHIS WEEK!! We welcome a baby into the US Presidency, we use our mouths to whistle a reel about Nazi killing, Rodney's life is an Anime, and finally, a song about an amazing detective who keeps handcuffing criminals to easily breakable or steal-able objects.
2020-03-1319 minThe ADGRODcast2/28 Adgrodcast featuring VALKERIE: Books, iPhone 3 Filmmaker, Mr. Clark's Class, TV Guide Spoiler, Beat Your HeroesThis week we feature Asgard's Ass-kickinest videographer: Valkerie!! We talk about Books we've read, a film maker who refuses to use newer technology for the latest Tarantino flick, Rodney's high school class (with a twist at the end!), a man who spoils television shows in the TV guide, and a Comic-Con wherein a man goes to punch all the noses of his favorite super heroes. WHOA. Enjoy.
2020-02-2820 minThe ADGRODcast2/21 Adgrodcast featuring The Women Of Our LivesFor our Seventh episode of this season, we present to you a Special Edition Post-Birthday-party-and-full-of-alcohol recording featuring many of the women of our lives: Ashley--Sister supreme, Emily--Girlfriend of Graham, Carol--Mother of Adgrod, and an incredulous silent appearance (and song about) Tracey--Wife of Adam. There's also songs about Lady Gaga, VR as a trendy workout, and our home, Richmond VA. Sort of. We had a ton of fun making this, please enjoy spending your time spending our time with them with us. Yes.
2020-02-2120 minThe ADGRODcast2/14 Adgrodcast Feat. MARISSA!!!THIS WEEK!! We are incredibly pleased to introduce The Concertmistress Of Darkness herself, the kickboxing queen of violence and violins: MARISSSSSSSSAAAAAA We combine forces with her to bring you songs about Nonchalantu the Vampire, God For Guns, A song by New Zealand's Narcoleptic Narcissistic rapping sensation Triple Z, and finally a toe-tapper about not knowing what day it is. Oh you'll enjoy, WE KNOW IT.
2020-02-1418 minThe ADGRODcast2/7/20 Adgrodcast: Rodney's laughing is what's funny, Dad left for a good reason, We're no cover band, Captain James Hook/NeverlandTHIS WEEK!! We open with some bold claims and chaos, and disover that Rodney's laugh is what makes other people laugh. Then, "someone's" dad left when they were young, but you know what, it's okay, because they had important heroic things to do, and we discuss that. After that, things get dropped and lost, we discover that we are NOT a cover band (no shit), and finally we delve into the world of Peter Pan and Captain Hook and the ramifications of a grown-ass man trying to kill a bunch of 15 year olds.
2020-02-0720 min
The ADGRODcast1/31/20 Adgrodcast: Coronavirus/Kung Flu Fighting, Engineer 63, Surveillance Adam, I've Got ComplaintsTHIS WEEK!! You know, occasionally we get a little introspective, and this is one of those weeks. Granted, we also talk about the current global beer-themed viral epidemic, a communist worker, and everyone being surveilled by Adam. Actually, I think there's just one song about complaining, which isn't actually very introspective. Still, introspection is healthy, and we are totally healthy.
2020-01-3100 minThe ADGRODcast1/24/20 Adgrodcast: CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATSTHIS WEEK!! It's the cat episode, wherein we explore Toxoplasmosis, Graham's fantasy of being eaten by his cats, and other sweet and tender bits regarding the only animal that has ever chosen to be domesticated. MEOW. MEOW.
2020-01-2421 minThe ADGRODcast1/17/2020 Adgrodcast: All New Rodney (every seven years), Galaxy on Graham's back, Universal Wave Pool, Shlapender's Bright HopesWelcome to Season 3!! This week we are for real real back, in real life, and to start 2020's new new season we are getting galactic. We delve into the universe of our bodies renewing themselves every seven years, the Galaxy formed from Graham's back pain, The Universal Wave Pool, and an immigrant's dream of the new universe of America.
2020-01-1719 minThe ADGRODcast1/10/20 Adgrodcast: Miranda: The New Decade ReissueWELCOME TO SEASON 3 and 2020!!!! To celebrate, we are re-broadcasting one of our most downloaded and most beloved episodes, The Funeral of Miranda, featuring the whimsical story of the world's worst funeral, as written and told by Alane, and accompanied by the humble and also amazing brothers three who provide this very podcast to you, dear listener. We will come rip-roaring at you like a proverbial river with new content beginning next week! DO. ENJOY.
2020-01-1021 minThe ADGRODcast12/29 Adgrodcast Feat. D. ERIK JENSEN!! Adam's Birthday, An Uber, "Tiyas", Born Without Being Asked, American Minutes, Birthday Beat OffThis episode is stuffed like a dead Christmas reindeer, and that is relevant because this is releasing _after_ Christmas. Three things are important: The glorious return of D. Erik Jensen and his Musical Log, Adam's Birthday, and this being the last episode of 2019, and the last episode of our second season. Also included are the Spin Doctors, Jay Z, American Minutes, and a Birthday beat off drum off amongst other things. Prepare your behinds for 2020 and the third season of chaos from us, but for now: Enjoy!!
2019-12-2922 minThe ADGRODcast12/20 Adgrodcast: Dummybitch, Tiny Invaders, Coconut Killings, Blood PipeIn the Penultimate Episode of our Second Season, we bring you Adgrod stripped of all un-necessary fat and grizzle. Adgrod that will SPEAK to your soul, third eye, and bowels. In all languages. Dummybitches, Fleas, Coconut Killings, and the disgusting beauty of the Blood Pipe are this week's features. Do PLEASE enjoy. Also, give us a rating on iTunes if you enjoy our show. Also do the same if you don't.
2019-12-2020 minThe ADGRODcast12/13 Adgrodcast: The Instagram Live Feed/T-Shirt Drawing Episode--James Bond #17, World's Best Dictator, T-Shirt Drawing song (listen you fools), The Porcelain Throne: A potty training adventureY'all want a T-shirt?! Well, too bad, because ONLY ONE OF YOU ARE GETTING ONE. And this week, we do our drawing live on the show to see who! No spoilers, ya gotta listen to find out. We also do a couple originals, plus, we did live stream this episode and there are references to that in the episode that are probably absolutely scintillating to your ears and not your eyes. You know what? Screw you. You should have watched. But also, thank you for listening. We guess. Sort of. BOOOO. ENJOY YOUR SHI...
2019-12-1322 minThe ADGRODcast12/6 Adgrodcast: Mootrix, Dead Onomonopoet's Society, The Hippodrone, The Ends of Rodney's Mind, Squid Pro CrowTHIS WEEK!! We take a trip to the Mootrix, celebrate the Dead Onomonopoet's Society, fear The Hippodrone, Rodney gets to The Ends of his mind, and we deal in a Squid Pro Crow. BOOM. SIMPLE. ENJOY YOUR CORNBREAD.
2019-12-0617 minThe ADGRODcast12/2/19 Adgrodcast: Long Nips, Werner Herzog Judges Me, The Worst Song, Freight Train Full Of Ghosts, Full Body HairnetThis week!!!! We're back! After a few weeks of being in and out and out and about, we've come back to bless your ears and your souls with new, fresh songs about: Long Nips, Werner Herzog, a Freight Train Full Of Ghosts, Full Body Hairnets, and we also unintentionally write the worst song we've ever done. Seriously. Have a listen!
2019-12-0221 minThe ADGRODcast9/13 Adgrodcast: Intro Adam song, Ain't no Adgrod without the Rod, George Lucas' Jizz, Friends until the (hopefully soon) end, BumpireTHIS WEEK!! There are songs about, well, us. And other stuff. First, an intro about Adam, a song where Rodney justifies his place in the band (AGAIN), and a quick interlude about, uh...jizz. NO, NOT THAT JIZZ, the one that George Lucas created. Then, back to us, and as usual, Graham is angry, and then we collaborate on a tune about how we will be friends until the end, but how the end cannot come soon enough. Our final tune this week is a gripping tale about a poorly kept vampire.
2019-09-1319 minThe ADGRODcast8/9 Adgrodcast: I Hurt (Best Friends Song), Adgrod high school reunionFor our Silver episode this season, we're featuring our version of a high school reunion, where we see some old friends, old enemies, The Jeffs, some old lovers, and some who are...all of the above? There's also a tender opener about Graham and Rodney's turgid yet endearing best-friendship. PLEASE imbibe, and if you enjoy what we do, leave a review and a rating. The Chthulu that records us would be pleased.
2019-08-0921 minThe ADGRODcast1/21/19 AdGRodcast: Bandcamp, Dr. Beudreaux, Outtake ReelThis week our schedules were incompatible for a new "live" show, so we're featuring a song off of our feature EP, "What do you want to call it?", from our spanking new Bandcamp page, located at adgrod.bandcamp.com. Also, an outtake reel from an episode back in October that we obviously had trouble with.
2019-01-2120 minThe ADGRODcastThe AdGRod CRAAAAAASSMAS Episode!!This holiday season we're keeping the Christ *out* of Christmas, and we're here to crush your holiday soul into ornament dust with our merry assortment of holiday tunes. Prepare to be buzzkilled into the new year!!!!!!
2018-12-2026 minThe ADGRODcast11/25 Adgrodcast: Sinnin' baby, John McClane's tank top, That's What She Said But She Don't Say That Any More, AdGRod at War.This week, things are contentious in the studio. We open with a song instead of our opener. A song about a sinnin' baby. Then, banter, and a nod to our future sponsors, Stone Brewery and their delicious IPA. All that leads to a song about life from the perspective of John McClane's tank top (NOT wife beater), and then a salty tune called "That's What She Said, But She Don't Say That Any More". At that point, we fight each other with our words: AdGRod at War.
2018-11-2619 minThe ADGRODcast9/26 AdGRodcast: Yosef Freely, a man...made of yogurtThis week, AdGRod embarks on the life and times of Yosef Freely, a man born of a yogurt container who lives a good life, and proves that it takes more than human DNA to be a real man.
2018-09-2720 minThe ADGRODcast8/19 Adgrodcast: Scab Sculpture, Day Old Water, Captain Planet's RevengeAdgrod...doesn't know what it's doing, as usual. Also we steal your DNA through fingernails and scabs, talk about Justin Peterson AGAIN (this time about his love of day-old water) and, finally... ...CAPTAIN PLANET'S REVENGE
2018-08-2020 min2018-06-1918 min
The ADGRODcastSpace, Ikea, I Don't CareAdGRod goes on a journey to a space rift, then loads the family in the ole' Mercedes wagon for a trip to Ikea, and then explain to you that they don't care.
2018-06-0515 min