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Learn Thai with LingLesson 108: Thai-ish Talks: Alex Ledine on Culture, Language, and MoreEver thought of hopping over to Thailand? Join us as Alex Ledine spills the beans on his Thai escapades - the good, the tricky, and the downright funny. Get the scoop on why speaking 'Thai-ish' English is a game-changer, his experiences with Thai culture and language. We discuss common language learning challenges, cultural insights, tips for mastering Thai, and grab some cool tips for your next Thai adventure! Let's start learning and have fun 🥰 Learn Thai with the Ling app: https://affiliate-ling.onelink.me/SIbA/utmb7n6q Blog: https://ling-app.co...2023-08-3018 min
Pod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#35 - Fish and Chips in Thailand are rubbish00:06 - Fish and Chips in Thailand it rubbish
03:04 - Why don't Thai people knock the door?
03:55 - English builders vs Thai builders
10:00 - YouTuber Lord Miles now captured by the Taliban (Not funny)
12:40 - China is worse than 1984 now...
16:02 - Jail time for scaring Chinese chickens
17:30 - Dalai Lama regrets asking boy to suck his tongue
22:03 - Indonesian breaks penis after perfoming worlds most dangerous sex position (we don't know the position)
22:14 - Farang raft rescued in middle of ocean (stupid)
22:48...2023-06-1752 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#34 - The problem with Thai hospitals0:36 - The problem with Thai hospitals
8:00 - Unlimited wine and tapas for under 100 baht
10:40 - Soi dog finds bag of 1000 meth pills in Sattahip
14:20 - Good luck tree gives Thai lottery numbers for 6,000,000 baht
17:40 - April fools day is illegal in Thailand
20:00 - Why Thais might not like farangs (Pattaya)
23:15 - Anyone fancy Pad Krapow flavored condoms?2023-06-1144 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#33 - Best beer in Thailand (And it's cheap)1:00 - Everyone is dying
2:20 - Best hospital in Bangkok?
3:00 - Best beer in Thailand (And it's cheap)
15:15 - Why are Thai bottle openers so dangerous?
15:55 - Are Farangs less flexible as Asians?
8:50 - "I can offer 12 inches if she wants it" - Gary Dodd
11:55 - Blowjob classes on Koh Panghan - Katie Mae Scripps
15:30 - No foreign tour guides allowed!
17:40 - No high powered water guns, no booze and no powder this Songkran
19:44 - Spycams in the Australian embassy toilet
2023-05-1648 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#33 - Best beer in Thailand (And it's cheap)1:00 - Everyone is dying
2:20 - Best hospital in Bangkok?
3:00 - Best beer in Thailand (And it's cheap)
15:15 - Why are Thai bottle openers so dangerous?
15:55 - Are Farangs less flexible as Asians?
8:50 - "I can offer 12 inches if she wants it" - Gary Dodd
11:55 - Blowjob classes on Koh Panghan - Katie Mae Scripps
15:30 - No foreign tour guides allowed!
17:40 - No high powered water guns, no booze and no powder this Songkran
19:44 - Spycams in the Australian embassy toilet
2023-04-2412 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#32 - Thailand is not cheap1:50 - Why do Thai people love sweet food?
4:20 - This is the last thing I want when I'm eating my sushi in Ekkamai
6:20 - Far East News - Some good news and some bad news about the missing radioactive cylinder
12:10 - Do NOT tell Thai immigration that you're a Crypto millionaire
13:20 - This is the last thing that you want to happen if you bungee jump in Pattaya
21:00 - You don't want to see this lying on the ground
24:25 - When you come to Thailand - DO...2023-04-0454 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#31 - Turns out A.I is racist2:30 - Living in Thailand on Western Time
3:37 - I bought a bottle of piss for 40 baht
6:00 - Good idea for a film written by a little Thai kid
7:20 - The problem with writing futuristic things
FAR EAST NEWS
11:00 - Chinese man stole $24 then hid in a cave for 14 years
13:50 - Should we let Bronson out of prison?
15:21 - Popular female biker unmasked as 50-year-old Japanese man
19:00 - When is Sixties fashion coming back?
20:20 - Should we save tigers?2023-03-2747 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#30 - DO NOT to look for a holiday romance in Thailand, says A.I.3:50 - Levels of hotel in Thailand
5:40 - The problem with Thailand plug system
6:45 - Thai businesses with English names
8:40 - Should you speak in a Thai accent when using English words in Thailand?
10:00 - Thai Language Barriers - English phonetics
11:00 - What is wrong with Thai Taxi drivers?
13:00 - Do taxi drivers rip you off?
18:30 - Far East News: Weird Chinese zoo
19:45 - Far East News: Tesla fails in Thailand
20:50 - Far East News: I was served THIS on Japan Airlines!2023-03-2147 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#29 - 9 Reasons why Japan is better than Thailand1:00 Never use Booking.com
3:20 Do sniffer dogs get addicted to drugs?
4:10 Arms dealers getting caught out by declaration forms
6:30 Do Japanese girls have big tits?
8:30 Blokes can sexualise anything
11:10 Is Japan, Germany and France full of perverts?
13:50 Chimpanzee strikes back
14:25 Chinese mom not happy with virgin son
13:20 Thai "meatball" factory shut down
16:00 Japanese breeding visa
16:30 Japanese finds 7,000 new unknown islands
17:25 Man loses custody of daughter for using Alexa app to monitor her
19:35 Woman starts breathing...2023-03-0153 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#28 - Sexy roti girl isn't happy0:00 - Is a 6 pack worth giving up pizzas?
2:50 - You can get through life if you see everything as a challenge
4:45 - Lambrettas are overrated
6:10 - Best sex playlist
10:40 - Little Englander mentality
15:35 - Far East News: Sexy roti girl isn't happy
17:25 - Far East News: Taiwanese actress e-cigarette police bribe
19:40 - Far East News: Boy playing hide and seek found 6 days later in another country
20:45 - Far East News: Lil pump coming to Pattaya
22:30 - Far East News: Thailand giving...2023-02-2350 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#27 - British food better than Thai food, survey finds0:00 Happy Chinese New Year
2:03 The 3 types of baldness
5:00 Debunking some common myths and wives tales
8:10 Koh Samet the gay island
9:04 How much do UK taxis cost
10:05 UK trains delayed
10:50 UK homeless people
11:50 Where else to visit in the UK (NOT LONDON)
14:45 Thai military draft - transexuals
15:35 - Far East News: Real life Tarzan found in Vietnam
16:39 - Far East News: Food vlogger stabbed to death by rival food vblogger
17:35 - Far East News: Japanese fish committed credit...2023-02-1753 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#26 - Travis Leon - The worst type of farang3:25 - Does being famous help you get girls out of your league?
5:20 - Being ginger in a hot country
6:45 - Why do Irish love to drink so much?
10:50 - Travis Leon leaked sex video
12:20 - Most livable city in Asia
13:50 - Most accepting society: Thailand vs Japan
15:15 - Most important thing in a spouse for Japanese people
18:40 - Thai military lottery draft
21:50 - Effects of decriminalising weed in Thailand
23:00 - US vs Russia prisoner exchange
24:45 - Nurse using dead...2022-12-281h 07Pod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#25 - The Ikea scam1:30 - Asia doesn't care about the environment
3:30 - What kind of chocolates to buy a man
4:15 - Why you should avoid the sleeper train to Chiang Mai TIKTOK
10:00 - Red hot Cheetos beef burger
10:40 – Celebrity crushes vs real people
12:50 – Christmas in Thailand
14:20 – Hotels need to sort their plugs out
18 MIN FUNNY MASK FACE
19:15 – Far East News Thailand- Thai temple left with no monks after failing drug test
20:25 – Far East News - Sentenced to death for not selling your house
21:25 – Far East New...2022-12-1853 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#24 - Worst teams in world cup history00:05 – Never support England
03:35 – A message to Scottish football fans
05:55 – Have Qatar paid referees?
08:50 – Who will do the worst in the world cup?
10:55 – The best football song
12:55 – Far East News Korea - North Korea could host world cup
15:05 – Should we respect Qatar’s culture?
18:05 – Far East News Japan - Japan’s world cup aims
21:40 – Farang News UK - The Shieks took me back to the palace and let me play with his lions
24:20 – Farang News - Today I feel Qatari, I feel Gay, I feel disabled 2022-12-0452 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#23 - The absurd way Thai people tell the time.2022-11-1615 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#22 - Why don't Americans use WhattsApp?!.2022-11-0748 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#21 - Is it ever too late to leave the friend zone?1:10 - Why its better to listen to podcasts than english teachers TT
2:55 - Warning for getting a haircut in Thailand - TT
5:15 - Is it okay to punch someone if youre only joking?
6:10 - How to deal with getting happy-slapped
9:53 - Who would you rather sleep with? Vampire, Mummy, Warewolf or the Bride of Chucky?
11:30 - Far East News Philippines - Extreme anti-cheating methods in school
13:05 - Far East News Thailand - Woman found living in Bangkok airport for 2 months
15:10 - Far East News Thailand...2022-10-3152 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#20 - Why does Taiwan love gay erotic novels?#20 - Why does Taiwan love gay erotic novels?
0:05 - MegaCovid Symptoms
6:55 - The worst goth Name
8:20 - Do you know what a baby hedgehog is called?
9:25 - Do asian people have bad English tattoos?
14:05 - How long does it take to make a podcast?
17:15 - Far East News Thailand: This Thai whisky will get you arrested.
18:30 - Far East News Thailand: I'm not drowning, I'm just drunk.
19:05 - Far East News Thailand: Thai woman challenges Belgian street racer and crashes.2022-10-2346 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#19 - What's the worst thing to say to an Englishman?0:00 - Mens mental health
7:55 - If you were a prostitute what would your standard rate be?
14:55 - Far East News Japan -Japanese anorak fetish
19:35 - Far East News Japan - Tinder conveninence store
21:30 - What countries are safe to sue the police?
23:20 - Farang News - WWE isn't a sport
25:00 - Chess anal bead update
26:05 - What is the capital of Thailand?
27:40 - IMPROV: Getting overcharged at a tourist attraction
29:40 - IMPROV: Thai monkey keeps stealing your food
32:30...2022-10-1240 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#18 - Do you brush your teeth before or after eating mackerel?1:00 - Surprising alcoholism recovery method
3:50 - Pattaya soi dogs vs Bangkok soi dogs
7:15 - What the hell is an antioxidant?
9:45 - Breakfast in bed is rubbish?
12:55 - How often do you shit?
15:10 - Do you say pump or fart?
19:05 - Far East News Taiwan - Nursing home stripper for mid-autumn festival
21:25 - Western News - Massive prosthetic busts and bigots
24:25 - Can 1.4 million frogs kill a dog?
28:15 - Was Yellow written in 10 minutes?
29:15 - Rules for what you can...2022-09-2356 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#17 - The great chess anal toy controversy1:45 - Prince andrew is a sweaty nonce
5:5 - Is Danny Laruso culturally appropriating
6:45 - Can you be too kinky?
10:25 - The problem with jumping spiders
12:15 - Far East News Thailand - Cat hitchhikes across Thailand
15:15 - Far East News Japan - Please use rear train cars if you don't want to be groped
19:35 - Far East News - Selfish bird feeders
21:30 - Western News - The great chess anal toy controversy
28:20 - Whales never hurt anyone... or did they?
31:15 - Why y...2022-09-1951 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#16 - How to avoid Chinese naked chat blackmailing1:00 - Best mala in Bangkok
3:40 - Why are gay bars so expensive?
4:30 - Why it's good to look at dead bodies
6:20 - Best BTS station in Bangkok
7:25 - How much should you tip Grab riders?
8:10 - How to open a banana
10:00 - My nan used to feed me dog food
11:35 - Tesco Lotus vs Big C
13:00 - Who would be in your will?
14:55 - Nana Plaza vs Soi Cowboy vs Patpong
16:05 - Far East News India - Mom poisons daughters rival
17:40 - Far East News China - Motorway...2022-09-1350 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#15 - Is it possible to masturbate too much? Maybe.Tons of advice for you in today’s podcast, from relationships to masturbation and more news than ever brings you the best, but mainly the worst that Thailand has to offer.
We share with you a newcomer to Thailand's first observations and share with you our experience of a strange Bangkok museum that might actually be worth visiting.
If you’re in Thailand or England, or anywhere in between, get involved and listen.2022-09-0151 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#14 - How to meet people in Khao San road.2022-08-2647 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#13 - How to lose a race and use a mapListen in for plenty of the best of the worst Thai news. Bottom of the barrel stuff.
You also get to learn a Thai superstition which you can find with a quick google search but it’s much better hearing it on our podcast.
Lucky listeners will also learn a little strange but effective pick up which works for guys and girls, even us…a long time ago.
There is a lot more but if I tell there’s no point in listening. In fact, I haven’t even mentioned the best stuff. Fancy tha2022-08-2449 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#12 - The worst massage everProbably one of the best podcast episodes ever made, we discuss Kit Kats and K-pop, Bangkok and speed bumps. You’ll have to take our word for it that it’s better than it sounds.
We both have problems this week; Todd only has 500 baht in the bank whilst Alex's body composition is approaching that of a sumo wrestler. To cheer ourselves up we try our hand at singing a very Thai song. Unfortunately we can't sing. Alex also has a go at a quiz about Thailand with surprising results.
Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahi...2022-08-0643 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#11 - Why you shouldn't listen to TikTok English teachersToday we discover that if we had to take a British citizenship test there is every chance we’d fail and to never give old people the benefit of the doubt
Why aren’t there many roundabouts in Thailand and how should we approach them?
Last and in fact the most important, whatever you do, don’t listen to social media English teachers! Find out why by listening right to the end of the podcast (fast-forwarding through the rest doesn’t work)2022-07-2754 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#10 - Dear diary, people are having verbal sex in my gymToday we introduce dear diary and discover Alex has been listening in on people have verbal sex, whatever that is.
If you’re not British, you can learn some British slang words and tongue twisters. And if you are British, you can learn some amazing Thai news. It’s a win win.
Have you ever been scammed? Ever have shrimp cooked by accident? Ever had verbal sex in the gym? Are you alive? If your answer is yes to any one of those question listen to this podcast.2022-07-2252 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#9 - Thai fines are fineToday we get the answers to why monkeys have massive balls and why farangs drink lots of beer. We also ask if the English premier league football clubs have let Thailand down.
We also learn where not to meditate and how to get a free ride at the airport.
Grab taxis obviously get a mention as they are still bloody annoying and much much more.
Don’t be shy, give it a try!2022-07-1452 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#8 - Bizarre Thailand laws you should knowToday we prove that there are people even more ignorant than us! If you can teach Todd you’ll make us even less ignorant.
We also Learn some of the most crucial laws in both the UK and Thailand and Korean boy band BTS teach us what to do on public transport, so all in all it is a wonderful learning experience.
Less important to all but one person, we reveal the coveted follower of the month. It could be you. Probably not though.2022-07-1052 min
Pod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#7 - Why is Thailand so superstitious?We return this week some new superstitions from around the world and see if Thailand can back up their marginal victory over England with another over Japan.
We take a look through some of the funniest comments we received this week and award our first follower of the month!
Give us a listen and next month it could just be you. Imagine that.2022-06-3041 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#6 - Welcome Mr. ThailandMr. (Top 8) Thailand joins us for an interview as we discuss his party boy lifestyle and it’s France vs Thailand today in the battle of the foods.
We talk toilet paper and weed, Grab bikes and monkeys as we try to put your suggestions into practice and laugh more as we've been told.2022-06-2255 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#5 - Thai Vs English cuisine - The real quizToday we put Alex’s preference of English food to the test as we try to come to terms with our newly found micro fame and discuss some of the funnier replies to our online clips.
We learn that you must be careful when getting a Thai tattoo and touch upon some other stuff.
I’d tell you it all but then you wouldn’t have to listen would ya. Enjoy2022-06-1546 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#4 - Dear Thailand: Taro and sweetcorn are not dessertsDo you need to be Japanese to make it in the Japan porn industry? We still don’t know.
We try our best give you some useful Bangkok suggestions and reports but couldn’t help but come back to toilets and shit.
And to reiterate the title, I do not want taro in my ice cream.2022-06-0947 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#3 - Why don’t Thais use their handbrake?The boys are back to tell you all about their little cycling trip from Bangkok to Bangsen
Hint: The cycling wasn’t that fun, but Bang Saen was.
Todd tests his knowledge of Thailand in a quiz.
We discuss why British people should take some advice from Thais and stop putting their handbrake on when parking.
However, we also find out why Thailand and the rest of the world need to adopt the superior British plug socket system.
Sounds like a sensible episode. It’s not.2022-06-0353 minPod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#2 - England vs Thailand. Which country is better to live in?We finally settle the age old question and give you the official answer to which country is better to live in, England or Thailand.
Our news sections hits new lows but we do deliver an important update on the faeces eater, and take a look at why the flipping heck someone would recommend a Greek restaurant for tourists in Thailand! We may be grumpy but at least we’re honest….tune in anyway2022-05-3044 min
Pod Thai - Grumpy Expats In Bangkok#1 - The best and worst ways to get around BangkokToday we teach you the best and worst ways to get around Bangkok.
Tell you the one thing you need to make sure of when you get a Thai massage.
Tips for driving in Bangkok
How to deal with Thai people giving you a receipt
As well as our usual weekly far east news round up:
The Thai cult leader/ feces eater is back in business.
North Korea is in trouble
So is the Chinese city of Zhoushan
Enjoy it. We'll be back next week.2022-05-2149 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 46 - How to survive a plane crashIt's the final episode of Season 1.Alex is finally leaving Wolverhampton to head back to Bangkok.We have some plans for the next season of the podcast and will return after a couple of weeks.As for this week you can expect more of the usual rubbish:Woman loses glass up herselfHow to survive a plane crashFarmer sets fake egg trapWhat Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds was really aboutWhy you need to stay up to date with the woke brigadeSee you in Bangkok!2022-03-2448 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 45 - I Was Born Alone And I'll Die Alone... No You Weren'tWe go in on these Instagram / TikTok soundbite quotes, especially the Peaky Blinders one.Discuss why humans aren't the worst animals on earth (hint Dolphins are).Quick chat about why it's probably worth just breaking the law.Little bit of poo news and slagging of Americans as usual.Then finish off with people who slag off doctors.Great episode all in all. Next week will be the last episode of Season 1 so enjoy it whilst it lasts!2022-03-1853 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 44 - The Pigcasso Dog ScamDon’t try to hide your wig. They’ll always find out in the end. Snoop Dogg finally embraces his true calling and the Piano Knob is on the loose. Learn a new scam (can’t fail) and even get some dating advice, plus learn how to approach people on the street. Evidently this week is jam packed with useful information so don’t say we aren’t both informative and funny.2022-03-1449 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 43 - Pringles are an indoor crispRoundup of Kepa's amazing penalty shootoutA 10x Far East ScamThe state of breakfast roll prices in Britain is ridiculousAlex solves the energy crisisCould write more but just listen. Alex2022-03-1049 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 42 - Bloody Loads Of NewsTodd's had covid so we have two weeks of news rolled into one podast this week.Class as usual.2022-03-0455 min
Orange Chips PodcastEp 41 - Little Jakey S**t FaceAdvice for all of the moms out there:If your son gets dog poo on his face. DON'T take a photo and get the story on BBC news. Poor Jakey.Anyway in other news:Security guard finishes lazy artist's $1,000,000 paintingBritish rugby players slag off the SuperbowlSir Captain Tom Moore's granddaughters taking £250,000 for management costsA lot of people seem to be defending Mason Greenwood, Kurt Zouma, and Ian Watkins. We read their comments.2022-02-2451 min
Orange Chips PodcastEp 40 - The Metaverse Sex MachineA bit more from Rogan-gate followed by Zouma-gate.Todd gives some advice for anyone trying to get into politics.We discuss the real reason for the fallout between God and Satan. Todd does his best Bee Gees impression.Alex gives us some great ideas for businesses including a metaverse sex-machine.Then we finish off with some inspirational quotes and 2022-02-1549 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 39 - Rogan-gate controversyTurns out Joe Rogan is beating us on ratings so Alex stops censoring the podcast in a bid to hope that some aging rockstar will threaten to take their music off Spotify if Orange Chips is allowed to stay on the platform.Controversial topics discussed:ReligionPedosAbusive relationshipsRace issuesWeight issuesThe C word2022-02-0349 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 38 - Dogs Are GrassesWhy you shouldn't go down Crime AlleyWhy you shouldn't run over knife wieldersHow to fall asleep within 3 minutesThe woman in that meatloaf song was from SheffieldHow to kill a bear using only a treeWhy smack addicts are good at hitting sales targetsWhy dogs are the best grasses2022-01-2851 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 37 - How to train your salmonWe get a bit philosophical this week. Who knew salmon and plastic could set the mind racing? Not gonna lie, salmon talk takes up a fair segment of this podcast but believe me it’s worth it. In other news, you can’t give us a poor rating or we’ll sue you for defamation.2022-01-2050 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 36 - I lost my bitcoin passwordA lot of emails and news this week but they're the best bits innit?Is it wrong to listen to R Kelly?Is it okay to put cows in the matrix?Is it rude to call people without asking?Is Todd a bitcoin whale?What is the definition of madness?Is parkour a good hobby for the elderly?We're just asking questions.2022-01-1250 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 35 - The naughty boy and the huge magic hammerChristmas and new year are now over and we are left with the monotony of January, statistically the most depressing month of the year. But fear not, you have the Orange Chips Podcast to remind you of these facts.We discuss why Thai wrapping paper is rubbish, what celebrities really think of Jeff Bezos and why Japan is giving away Gorilla Poo oranges for free.Alex comes up with a nice little story about a naughty boy with a huge magic hammer and Todd tells us about the time...2022-01-0549 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 34 - Ice cream man turf war murderAlex regrets letting a little old lady into the pharmacy before him. We discuss the ice-cream man turf war in Wolverhampton in the 80s after learning about the latest ice-cream man funeral.Serious topic: how do you protect little kiddies from online trolls who claim that Santa isn't real? We discuss.We also warn you of the dangers of going to see a blabbermouth dominatrix.Some classic Far East news, talk of robot world domination, and rappers who go soft in their old age.All in all a cracking little episode...2021-12-2655 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 33 - This Christmas CrackerHope you enjoy this moderately Christmas-themed podcast containing the usual nonsense you have come to expect from this podcast.Description done.2021-12-2054 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 32 - Don't eat your dadWhy does Crazy Frog have a nob but long Kong doesn’t?Why are countdown prizes so s#!t?Why don’t teachers use those whistle things that only the kids can hear? As you can see we get pretty deep this time so only tune in you are prepared to engage your brain. This is more Donny Darko than Rocky…. And what’s wrong with marrying animalsThey’ve got souls too!2021-12-0952 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 31 - What do you call the zapper?Doofer, Flicker, Mote, and Thingymajig were all popular answers.We find out how many sugars Todd has in his Lucozade, that Alex can outsmart a Raven, and whose Mom is the best.Disclaimer: Yet another section has been cut out after Todd decided to go off on a controversial tangent but don't let that ruin things for you,Press play and enjoy.2021-12-0445 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 30 - How woke is too woke?If you like cowboys and complaining then you will definitely love this episode.If you're not a fan of cowboys and complaining then you will probably like it anyway, so still listen.Alex opens and closes Pandora's box when Todd loses his head whilst discussing "woke" culture and we learn some valuable lessons from the innocence of youth.We discuss how bloody ungrateful animals are but also how to use them to make money.Swings and roundabouts and all that.2021-11-2448 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 29 - The train rantAlex feels as rough as a badger's arse and todd feels permanently tired so stay tuned for an action-packed, jam-packed amazing show for you this week.Most of the podcast is taken up by us moaning about how much we hate British trains.Yeah.2021-11-2447 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 28 - Everyone's got a plan until your nob's been chopped offGuy Fawkes grassing up Nobby ButlerJapanese hospitals with dirty waterRobots watching adult videos in the MetaverseShould pantomimes be canceled?Have a listen.2021-11-1551 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 27 - Marvel films are rubbish. Jean-Claude Van Damme films are class.But of a mish-mash from the past couple of weeks. (Todd's microphone didn't record the last two episodes properly... again).Heads up - we don’t like Marvel or DC 😱 (shut up they’re rubbish).More importantly, are bars of soap a thing of the past?And does Newcastle United's new part own Amanda Staveley look like a supervillain?Oh and don’t listen if you’re a fan of puppet shows. We think they’re rubbish too.2021-11-051h 06
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 26 - The dangers of letting little kids sell hotdogsToday we learn that sometimes we need jobsworths and that Americans don’t get ABSOLUTELY everything wrong.Our new "African News" section is good this week so listen out for that.We also have a tip for being healthy with bacon sandwiches.The Burglary in Bangkok story is getting mental and we stumble across yet another scam.Don’t get too excited though, there is a lot of rubbish in there too (there’s not really. That’s just a sales technique so you’re pleasantly surprised when you listen).So liste2021-10-1551 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 25 - "War is bad but if someone starts one you can’t just let ‘em have ya." - Winston Churchill"War is bad but if someone starts one you can’t just let ‘em have ya.” - Winston Churchill.This episode is probably better than Shakespeare if you ask Alex. If that doesn't get you up for it then our impromptu poetry definitely will.Good news: No dogs this week.Bad news: Alex's Google home thingy-ma-jig interrupts, what is otherwise, a seamless podcast.Be sure to listen out for that and don’t say we don’t spoil ya. Oh, and we talk about a scam even we'd be proud of.All i...2021-10-0648 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 24 - Do you ever feel sorry for inanimate objects?Now we’re usually random but here we’ve taken random nonsense to a whole new level…enjoy. You’ll discover that we do have a sensitive side, especially for cutlery and underwear. And if that isn’t enough to whet your appetite then I don’t know what is.Oh yeah I do, the next installment of a burglary in Bangkok. Be there or be square2021-10-0153 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 23 - The one with the videoYou can now watch us on actual video. Mad. Head over to our YouTube channel if you're into that sort of thing. Or if you want to keep it Old School then just stay tuned on here.Plenty of weird news, as usual, an alternative story of how the universe was created, a new comedy game, and the general rubbish that you have come to expect from this show.Listen!2021-09-2349 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 22 - A burglary in BangkokWhales are the topic of the day. They’re really big right now.After our false start (professional as always) find out what we’d do if we witnessed a real burglary In our new dungeons and dragons style story. And a little more where that came from.2021-09-1443 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 21 - What the badger?!If there's one thing our listeners can't complain about, it's getting enough news. We've got western news, far east news, shit news, spider news; you name it, we've got it.OCP is also the only podcast (that we know of) that has a dedicated section for scamming people. So tune in just for that.Some off-the-cuff marketing ideas from Todd, and Alex discusses his thoughts on how versatile the word "badger" is.You down with OCP? (Yeah you know me)2021-09-0946 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 20 - The wholesome episodeWe are officially no longer teenagers!Shout out to our teachers who said we would never achieve anything; what do you call this?A quick recap for those at the back:Don't bring your BMW to BirminghamRugby fans aren't all they seem to beChina's lost its head (again)We talk about the world's hypocrisy with gingersDiscuss the naked baby in the swimming pool issueAnd plenty more where that came from next week.2021-09-0341 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 19 - The Taliban are better dressed than the IRAAbove-average episode. Not that that is saying much but thought I would mention it.Topics of conversation include:Terrorist fashion (as can be seen from the title)Tom Cruise gobbling curriesEel facts (actually a good one this week)More rubbish news but that's not really our faultJust listen to it anyway, I'm not going to sit here and beg you to, you know. If you want to listen then please do. Enjoy it. If you have no interest in it then stop wasting my time. Just leave it and go and...2021-08-2446 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 18 - How to get free peas from ASDATomorrow is Todd's birthday and he is buzzing. (Also partly as I told him to start acting more enthusiastic on the podcast)I talk about my trip to London, which was rubbish, and we somehow end up back onto the usual coarse topics...A cheeky little scam to get free peas from ASDA as well as a money-making scheme for old coins.And of course the next chapter of the story featuring Tyson Fury and Eddie Hearn2021-08-1947 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 17 - JK Rowling is scared of busesA few things we realised this week:An ant would be a rubbish pokemonTransphobia is a fear of transportIndia is the worst nation per person at sportIf that wasn't enough to whet your appetite, Ronald McDonald makes a guest appearance (mad). We guarantee no other podcast has all of THAT this week... And more. And more.Just listen.Please.Please listen.Although if you haven't listened to any of our other episodes then listen to those first to catch up and also bump up our...2021-08-1239 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 16 - Guns are dangerous, but not as dangerous as GangnamProbably the best place to hear about both guerilla marketing and gorilla glue in the same podcast.Meanwhile, the modern pentathlon may offer us all a route into the Olympics and we discuss the meaning behind the word yolo and a scanner.There’s loads more class stuff too, and we never lie sooooo...2021-08-0848 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 15 - I'll watch Britain win at anythingThe Olympics, when shit sports are interesting and more proof that rugby players are perverts.. but no bum news this week.Alex scores 0% in his challenge and we are getting scarily good at film ideas.Whatever, just listen.2021-07-2949 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 14 - The mask is the new beardWe have to warn you, this podcast seems to be going downhill with the third successive week where "Far East News" has been replaced with "Bumhole News".Hear about Todd's anal procedure on his wammals as well as his new slightly unusual pet.Alex does a bit of singing so you might want to fast forward through that bit.There's also the usual rubbish chat about made-up toss like the Easter Bunny and Jack Frost.To be honest it does sound rather crap doesn't it?Maybe just read a...2021-07-2242 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 13 - The car park scamNext up in our get rich course is the car park scam. You can listen to previous episodes where we take you from zero cash up wards or you can imply jump in here if you have 21.99 lying around.Todd is a bit down about the football, well Alex is too but he has some good news as well.Nes is a bit thin on the ground but we do have an update on the Rugy League bum fingerer.So yeah. Have a little...2021-07-1945 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 12 - Big Billy Borwich from NorwichDon’t miss this if you wanna know why Alex thinks a Katie Price is the hottest woman on Earth and hear the latest from Big Billy Borich from Norwich.Oh and have you ever had a finger up your bum? Bums, Billy and Katie not doing it for you? Then tune in anyway to hear the latest way to scam yourself a fortune.Don’t miss it....please2021-07-1449 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 11 - "D'you know what I mean?" - SocratesWord of warning, this episode contains more football content than most.We tried to balance it with a mention of Love Island however so we are doing our best.Few marine facts and Todd tells you how to survive a shark attack.We discuss 90s vs 2000s (football is also mentioned in this section) and Alex comes up with some movie ideas on the spot.Anyway. It's coming home!2021-07-1048 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 10 - Have you seen my wammel?Well have ya?Probably not. You probably don't even know what that means. Well stay tuned to find out as we take you through some key Black Country phrases.On top of that, find out how ants have been getting stronger, UFOs have been hiding and discuss the age-old question:Was Robin Hood a good bloke?That sounds good don't it?2021-06-3045 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 9 - Supermarket scamEuro 2020 is underway and Todd has a message for Gareth Southgate (whether the team wins loses or draws, the message is basically the same).Find out how to get rich with Alex's supermarket scam along with his review of Aldi's latest range.And finally, you can enjoy the next installment of Sir Alex and Todderick is a bloody one.Class.2021-06-2452 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 8 - Learning Chinglish with Todd and AlexThe cultured duo continues their educating of the masses with this week's Chinglish special.Learn how to train your dogs as well as enjoy renditions of famous songs in the style of Eric Cartman.The next chapter in the epic tale of Sir Alex and his Squire Todderick awaits you.Press play and join us.2021-06-1750 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 7 - Little Sammy ChungDo you know Little Sammy Chung?The boys start a new story after the finale of Boob Boy and Tree Man last week.Of course some Far East News.Quick game of Good Person Bad Person and some educational points for those who are into that sort of thing.Sound alright?2021-06-0941 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 6 - All you need to know about foreign languagesThis week our local language expert Alex shows us how to save various phrases in different languages in case you ever get into a situation where you need to say "That was very impolite you bastard" in Japanese.And if you want to hear about some top-quality freestyle rapping, Todd's on the case.How does that sound for ya?2021-06-0238 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 5 - Baby jumping and toddler tossingWhat's all this about then you ask. Well, here is a little taster for ya:A quick game of the old classic "Good Person Bad Person".Overrated/Underrated quick-fire round.Some information about some people are jumping over babies and tossing toddlers out of buildings.Some Nob News involving cats, unfortunately, no Far East News this week)New film idea: Kung Fu FrighteningHow to get high for 6pNext chapter of Boob Boy and Tree ManAnd that's all for free. We're not asking a penny from you.2021-05-2640 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 4 - Rosa Parks is just one of those people who is just so annoying for bus drivers isn't she?Who is more inspirational to women: Rosa Parks or Cardi B? Answers on a postcard.Alex has managed to get access to an exclusive clip from the upcoming Beatles documentary "Get Back" which he plays on the podcast.Hear Todd's amazing regional accents and also some facts about vacuum cleaners, bonobos, and some other random, but largely useless topics.How does that sound for ya?Listen to all of that and more on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex...2021-05-1938 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 3 - This podcast has dogs involvedTodd is getting dogs! And he needs help naming them:PlankRabbitFossilHeadCatAlex debates some hot topics and we hear about the Mexican man whose dog was being investigated by the police.Do you know what kills more people: Falling out of bed or fishing?Find out on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.2021-05-1238 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 2 - Colin the caterpillarAll sorts happening this week.It's bloody mental!Kids finding monsters at a swampy lake.A new mirror that tells you the truth no matter how fat you are.Koalas who are going about committing crimes.Mad really.Find out on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.2021-05-0538 min
Orange Chips PodcastEpisode 1 - World problems solved in this episode: hungerHow does sweetcorn hold the answer to world hunger?Get advice as to what to do when your sports presenter idol tells you to f*** off in the supermarket.Find out which of these news headlines is real:Badger claims squatters rights in DorchesterHomicide victims rarely talk to policeTrolls called me a bad mum for breastfeeding my boyfriend but feeding my son powdered milkFind out on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex...2021-04-2530 min
Orange Chips PodcastThe Pilot - "I would definitely kill a poodle at this age" AlexDid you know Come together by The Beatles is about bukakke?At what age could you still win a fight to the death with a poodle?Why are China conducting anal tests on Japanese citizens?Find out on the Orange Chips Podcast with Alex and Todd.2021-04-1446 min