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The 33% MajorityEp. 35 - Nouns, Knowns and Nought But The BestWell. It seems we've become even worse than our previous levels of mediocrity. We're sorry episode 35 of The 33% Majority took so long to get to your kind ear holes.
In this week’s episode, your 3 favourite festive fellows will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the things we judge at face value (sorry if this includes you), new slang names for capitalism's best shops and stores, and how to create our bestest thing.
Hope you love it as much as we love you xoxo
2021-12-221h 09The 33% MajorityEp. 34 - This one isn’t for you (or, The 50% Exclusivity)2 episodes in the space of a few days, how lucky are you? Rhetorical as that question might seem, the answer is 'not very'.
In this episode of 'The People's Favourite' podcast (The 50% Majority), Tom isn't in it, so your 2 'A' boys will be taking the stage.
However, we must warn you... Alex and Ash did this one for themselves. Very self indulgent. Lots of Reddit...
If you decided to listen, do so at your own peril.
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2021-12-1454 minThe 33% MajorityEp. 32 - Sincerely Sorry the Sequel (2 Sorry, 2 Furious)With our tails between our legs, we present to you, the 32th episode of The 33% Majority. It's so very late, but it's here. We hope you forgive us.
In this week’s episode, your 3 favourite sorry boys will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the biggest mistakes we've ever made, who (out of Alex and Tom) is th better friend, and yucky London occurences, respectively.
Also we come to you, hat in hand, to ask for your help to get this show in front of people that you think might like to listen, so please share this episode with a...
2021-12-121h 25The 33% MajorityEp. 31 - Sincerely Sorry (or, The Car-tee Three Percent)Sorry, dear listener, for the crimes you're about to hear.
This is a bad episode.
We're sorry.
2021-11-3022 minThe 33% MajorityEp. 30 - Bad Work, Brill words, and Bask BedditThis is a podcast. You've heard of one before right? It's like radio, but like, whenever you want it. This is one called 'The 33% Majority', and it's the 40th episode we've ever made (minus 10).
In this week’s episode, your 3 favourite illiterate gentlemen will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the things we think we'd be really bloody awful at, some of the strangest Ted Talks that have graced that hallowed stage, and a lazy Ask Reddit (Alex came up with the idea to do it originally, so we'll give him a pass) respectlively.
Also, y'know the things that ma...
2021-11-231h 16The 33% MajorityEp. 29 - Records, Relativity and Really Useful TipsIt's here. Not on time, but certainly not a day late like last time, TOM. 'It' being episode 29 of The 33% Majority, if you weren't sure.
In this week’s episode, your 3 radio fellows will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing 33% Majority world record attempts, how old we all are (Ash, of course, being the most oldest), and how to hack life, respectively.
And, as per, please do clicks on buttons that say 'Subscribe', or 'Review', or 'Follow' etc, etc... Interactions help us, but also, so does word of mouth (that's where your mouth says things about us to other pe...
2021-11-161h 14The 33% MajorityEp. 28 - Variable Vocations, Villains and Viral TrendsIt's here. A little late, sure, but still here nonetheles. 'It' being episode 28 of The 33% Majority, if you weren't sure.
In this week’s episode, your 3 podmen will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing lucrative side-hustles (spoiler alert, none of them will make you money), the greatest villains that the silver screen has to offer, and how to manufacture a viral trend, respectively.
Also, we're on our knees here, kissing your feet and begging for your support. If you like this dumb podcast, please do all the things to help that pesky algorithm see us. You could share this ep...
2021-11-101h 09The 33% MajorityEp. 27 - Pathetic Podcasting (or, The 50% Bad-Jority)Welcome to the most poorly produced podcast in the world, The 33% Majority. Audio crimes and misdemeanors were comitted, so it's The 50% Bad-jority for episode 27.
Ash is absent this week. It's not his fault. He recorded on the scheduled day, but Alex's mic had other ideas. We had to go again, we're sorry.
To both the listeners and Ash:
We hope you don't miss the final 33% of the hosts too badly, and we hope you can get through this episode of The 50% Bad-jority.
If the bits and bytes we've published are sufficient to help you pass the time, do us a...
2021-11-0237 minThe 33% MajorityEp. 26 - Sponsored by Rust-ezeWelcome to the world's most popular Lightning McQueen fancast. Or in lamens terms, episode 26 of The 33% Majority.
In this week's episode, your 3 favourite speed-demons will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing our ability to definitively decide what's cool, how to convince our significant others of how to acquire new automobile, and some classic Reddit submissions.
And hey, if you're reading this, and you like listening to our podcast, maybe let someone know about it? We don't have use any kind of advertising, so the words that come from your mouth are powerful, much like that dragon guy from Todd's ma...
2021-10-2657 minThe 33% MajorityEp. 25 - Parents, Projects and PontificationHey, you! Yeah, you, the person reading this. I bet you think you’re really cool for reading the description for episode 25 of The 33% Majority, don’t you? Well, you’d be right!
In this week’s ‘back-to-normal’ episode, your 3 favourite old men will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing what it takes to be considered an adult (given that each of us are, from a temporal perspective, already adults), why starting a new project can be both meaningful and rewarding, and the joy we get from chatting to strangers, respectively.
Also we come to you, hat in hand, to ask for y...
2021-10-191h 10The 33% MajorityEp. 24 - Unfriendly Felines (or, The 50% Bud-Jority)You might have been expecting a return to normality for The 33% Majority. Well a bunch of nasty germs had other ideas for episode 24, so it's The 50% Bud-jority.
Alex is once again absent this week. Although HR were not made aware of his absence in advance, statutory sick pay had him covered whilst he couldn't hold any kind of nutrient inside his fragile body.
To both the listeners and Alex:
We hope you don't miss the final 33% of the hosts too badly, and we hope you can get through this episode of The 50% Bud-jority.
We'll actually genuinely will be back to...
2021-10-1250 minThe 33% MajorityEp. 23 - Sibling Substitutions (or, The 50% Bro-jority)You might have been expecting a regular episode of The 33% Majority. Well this certainly isn't that, it's episode 23, and it's The 50% Bro-jority.
Alex's absence was cleared with HR weeks ago, despite his dealings with Steve in the past, but Ashley left us with very little notice (it's not his fault though - unless the storage place for tools isn't one's mouth), so we had to rope in OUR FIRST GUEST HOST!
To both the listeners, Ash and Alex:
We hope you don't miss the other 66% of the hosts too badly, and we hope you like this episode of The 50% Bro-jority.
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2021-10-0531 minThe 33% MajorityEp. 22 - Dastardly Decorations, Dungeons with Dragons and Dumb DataHello lovely listener, nice of you to drop by. You’ve found your way to the 22nd episode of The 33% Majority.
In this week’s episode, your 3 just-below-averagely-handsome chaps will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing how to win a ‘Scary House Contest’ (given that it’s sort of, almost, kinda, nearly Halloween), how different animals might be categorised under a D&D alignment chart, and some stupid facts from everyone’s Grandad’s favourite fact-finding Twitter account (UberFacts), respectively.
We’d love your help to get this show in front of people that might love it (or hate it), so please s...
2021-09-281h 08The 33% MajorityEp. 21 - Crod, Creddit and CrapsodiesYou join us on a special day. Our podcast (The 33% Majority) can finally buy booze in the US!
In this week’s episode, your 2 jovial jack-asses (Alex and Ash) - along with 1 angry boy (Tom) - will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing how we might design our own ‘33% Religion’ (spoiler alert: crocodiles?), some lazy 'Am I the Asshole' entries, and another game of Bohemian Crapsody, respectively.
Also, just to clarify, to enter our giveaway and be in with a chance to win a one-of-a-kind ‘The 33% Majority’ T-Shirt or Hat, just do the following:
-Leave us a review on Apple Podc...
2021-09-211h 06The 33% MajorityEp. 20 - Sayings, Singing and Speed-RunningWell hello there (prequel reference, nice). This is the nation’s favourite podcast ‘The 33% Majority’. We’re delighted that you’re joining us for episode 20.
In this week’s episode, your 3 old men (Ash, Tom and Alex) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the etymology behind well known idioms and colloquialisms, a brand new game straight from Tommy’s think meat, and a good old fashioned speed run, respectively.
And also, if you are here reading this, please share this show with a friend, family member, colleague, or even a stranger on public transport. We don’t plaster our logo on the...
2021-09-141h 11The 33% MajorityEp. 19 - Facebook Factions, Fantastic Feelings and Fatherly FunniesHail and well met, esteemed listener. This is almost the 20th episode of a podcast called The 33% Majority. It’s a pleasure to have you here with us.
In this week’s episode, your 3 gallant gents (Alex, Ash and Tom) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing some utterly wonderful Facebook groups (and maybe a surprise visit from Steve, our HR manager), some of our favourite ’Magic Moments’ (y’know, those everyday events that keep you going), and a heaping of dad jokes (for good measure), respectively.
And also, if you're here reading this, please share this podcast with a friend...
2021-09-0759 minThe 33% MajorityEp. 18 - Profound Proverbs, Passionate Puzzles and Petrifying ParablesHello precious audience members, this is another episode of our silly talk show called The 33% Majority. We’re really glad you made it.
In this week’s episode, your 3 voice actors (Ash, Alex and Tom) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing some horrible and confusing (yet also, sort of profound) Facebook mantras, how well 66.66% of us know our better halves, and a newly named instalment of that segment where we do spooky story time, respectively.
For the few of you that read these descriptions, here’s a call to action: We’d really appreciate it if you could share th...
2021-08-311h 07The 33% MajorityEp. 17 - Ridiculous Riddles, Rude Rhymes and Rubbish ReleasesWelcome to the 17th episode of this dumb idiot podcast. Thanks for coming on by, maybe you could stay a while?
In this week’s episode, your 3 friendly enemies (Ash, Alex and Tom) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the most obtuse riddles you’ve ever heard, some utterly despicable poetry, and why we hate companies that sell us half baked products (but mostly video games) respectively.
2021-08-241h 12The 33% MajorityEp. 16 - Teachers, Tyres and Terrible InterviewsWelcome to the best worst episode of The 33% Majority!
In this week’s episode, your 3 nasty chaps (Ash, Alex and Tom) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the positive (and strange) impact that good teachers can have on our lives, our reviews of each other (as both hosts and human people), and how to navigate upcoming job interviews (with a dumb 33% spin of course) respectively.
We had a lot of fun recording this one, so we hope you have fun listening.
2021-08-171h 09The 33% MajorityEp. 15 - Bad Parenting and Belated Birthday BullyingThis is the 15th episode of your favourite bad podcast, The 33% Majority.
In this week’s episode, your Birthday boy host (Ash) will spend his 15 minutes of fame discussing yet another load of weird and wild ‘Am I The Asshole?’ submissions, whilst the other 66.66% of the group (Alex and Tom) will spend their allotted time deep diving into Ashley’s entire segment history.
We hope you enjoy this walk down memory lane.
2021-08-1055 minThe 33% MajorityEp. 14 - Camping, Cats and ConjurationWelcome to the utter calamity that is the 14th episode of The 33% Majority!
In this week’s episode, your 3 Friday Freaks (Alex, Tom and Ash) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the pros and cons (but mostly pros) of a camping trip, why neighbours and, by extension, cats are the worst, and how we 3 might navigate a world filled with magic - of the wizarding variety - respectively.
2021-08-031h 06The 33% MajorityEp. 13 - Preventing Predicaments, Present Pricks and Peering into the PastThis is the most superstitious episode of The 33% Majority, because it’s episode 13!
In this week’s episode, your 3 morning men (Alex, Tom and Ash), will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the best ways to prevent natural disasters, whether beer is bad for children (yet another lazy Reddit segment), and some wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff (respectively).
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The 33% MajorityEp. 12 - Floods, Farewells, Fails, Filling In and Fucking Up (or, The 50% Flood-Jority)You might have been hoping for another normal episode of The 33% Majority. Well this isn't that, it's episode 12, and it's The 50% Majority.
Tom had to take the week off, so its just your other two hosts this week: Alex and Ash.
To both the listeners, and Tom:
This is a bad one.
Don't listen to it.
Really don't feel like you have to.
It's not good.
We did a bad job.
We miss Tommy.
2021-07-2023 minThe 33% MajorityEp. 11 - Professions, Poop Holes and Practical JokesCongratulation, you made it past our dumb DnD episode, and found your way to a very normal 11th episode of The 33% Majority.
In this week’s show, your 3 non-fantasy hosts (Alex, Tom and Ash), will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing how to make everyday jobs easier (with absolutely no real knowledge on any actual lines of work), a very booty-centric segment of 'Am I The Asshole' (apt, we know, this is a podcast, we plan stuff), and the best dang practical jokes we ever done did or saw (respectively).
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The 33% MajorityEp. 10 - The 33% Majority Presents: Dragons & DungeonsWelcome to an experimental episode of The 33% Majority (which also happens to be our 10th episode).
Although the usual format of our show is your three idiot hosts (Alex, Ash and Tom) fighting for their 15 minutes of the fame, we wanted to use our 10th episode to play a stupid nerd game that each of us shamelessly enjoy.
We hope you enjoy what we’ve put together, and if you don’t, no need to worry, we’ll be back to our regular format next week.
A big thank you to Tom’s dad, Timmy, for putting together our variant logo. Ano...
2021-07-061h 04The 33% MajorityEp. 9 - Football Mania, Flatmates and Fond MemoriesThis is almost the 10th episode of a podcast called The 33% Majority, except it’s not, because it’s episode 9…
In this week’s episode, your 3 hosts with the most-s (Alex, Tom and Ash), will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing how to navigate the Euros (with absolutely no knowledge on Football), whether or not flatmates and neighbours are assholes (another lazy Reddit segment), and the things we hold dear from the past, with a little bit of bullying Ash sprinkled in there too (respectively).
2021-06-291h 00The 33% MajorityEp. 8 - Reddit, Righteousness, and Really Good GamesThis happens to be the 8th episode of a podcast called The 33% Majority - we think…
In this week’s episode, your 2 healthy boys (Ash and Tom), and a poorly boy (Alex), will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the strangest quandaries that Reddit has to offer, some of our favourite things ever, and a new game called ‘These Three Things’ (respectively).
2021-06-221h 01The 33% MajorityEp. 7 - Fibs, Farms and FilmsThis really is the 7th episode of your most favourite podcast, The 33% Majority.
In this week’s episode, your 3 summer boys (Ash, Alex and Tom), will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the lies we tell ourselves (and each other), why no job is too difficult for Alex (another bold claim), and a new podcast pitch - we’d love to know if you like the idea (respectively).
P.S - When Alex said one of his favourite films was the 2013 blockbuster ‘Now You See Me’ (starring Jesse Eisenberg as the world's most uncharismatic magician), he actually meant the wildly p...
2021-06-1554 minThe 33% MajorityEp. 6 - Boycycles, Bans and Bell RingingWelcome to episode 6 of the fiasco that is The 33% Majority.
In this week’s episode, your 3 ‘handsome’ boys (Tom, Ash and Alex), will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing why motorcycles and men shouldn’t be fused together, the limitations of cancel culture (we know, bold stance), and how to make sense of paranormal/extraterrestrial activity (respectively).
2021-06-081h 03The 33% MajorityEp. 5 - Campfire Chronicles, Carnivores and CryptoWelcome to episode 5 of the auditory nightmare that is The 33% Majority.
In this week’s episode, your three favourite twentysomethings (Tom, Ash and Alex), will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the spookiest stories (but not really) that the internet has to offer, why humankind would benefit from no longer being at the top of the food chain (basically the video game Spore, but not as visually interesting), and the best ways to spend infinite cash money (respectively).
2021-06-0156 minThe 33% MajorityEp. 4 - The Future, Freaky Theories and FearsWelcome to episode 4, here at The 33% Majority.
In this week’s episode, your trio of happy boys (Alex, Tom and Ash) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing how to navigate a pandemic-less world, the strangest conspiracy theories in existence, and why being a scaredy cat is rather beneficial (respectively).
2021-05-2550 minThe 33% MajorityEp. 3 - Gators, Good Service and GallantryThis is the 3rd episode of The 33% Majority.
As usual, your support for this dumb show has been insane, and we appreciate every single one of you!
In this week’s episode, your three friendly neighbourhood dopes (Tom, Ash and Alex) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the finer details of a Disney World trip, the kindest humans in the service industry, and the responsibility that comes with great power/piss (respectively).
There might even be another instalment of ‘Tommy’s Game Time’.
2021-05-1748 minThe 33% MajorityEp. 2 - Levels, Laws and Lewd PhotosWelcome to the 2nd episode of The 33% Majority.
The three of us wanted to thank you all for your listenership, your follows, and your feedback after the pilot episode!
In this week’s episode, your three idiot friends (Alex, Ash and Tom) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing video game development (of the fictional variety), the stark (and unquestionable) difference between morality and legality, and why OnlyFans should be treated as a legitimate and respectable employment avenue (respectively).
There might even be a new game in ‘Tommy’s Game Time’.
2021-05-1057 minThe 33% MajorityEp. 1 - Pilot - Honies, Homes and Hunkering DownWelcome to the pilot episode of The 33% Majority.
In this monumental, landmark piece of radio, your three best friends (Alex, Ash and Tom) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing automobile procurement, the flaws in the housing market, and how to survive a zombie apocalypse (respectively).
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