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Feelings and F-BombsWet A$$ V-DayWe’re celebrating Valentine’s Day the only way we know how: zero planning, alcohol-free wine, and emotional damage served with a side of chaos. 💌🍷✨ In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis get into the VERY important topics… like placebo drunkness, why sugar hits like crack now that we’re aging, and the terrifying realization that EpiPens are basically a “pause button” and not a “save button.” Then we shift into the Valentine’s Day vibe: horror stories, bare minimum exes, and the tragic reality of dating someone who simply… does not like you. And of cour...
2026-02-1638 min
Feelings and F-BombsIT HAPPENED DURING SEXToday we start with tiny sips, zero shame, and bodily functions showing up uninvited. In this episode of Feelings & F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis reflect on end-of-year wins, unexpected momentum, and the weird feeling of things finally working out, while still managing to spiral immediately. We celebrate our first ever YouTube comment, talk growth (the kind you can measure and the kind you feel), and then issue a disclaimer for family members watching… right before Alexis tells the story of farting on her boyfriend during sex for the first time. Under the covers. In the dark. During a ve...
2026-02-0228 min
Feelings and F-BombsReal Women Fart Too!We’re kicking things off the only way we know how: zero planning, a pet vacuum we won’t shut up about, and emotional chaos disguised as personal growth. In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis ease into the year with real-life updates that somehow turn into deep reflections, questionable internet behavior, and conversations that spiral exactly where they’re supposed to. We talk adult purchases that make you feel ancient, becoming the sole owner of a house (yes, with an ex present), unexpected career wins, and what it’s like when things finally start al...
2026-01-1938 min
Feelings and F-BombsNew Year, SAME CHAOS🎉 HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎉 We’re kicking off the year the only way we know how: non-alcoholic rosé, surprise cake, and emotional chaos. In this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis talk New Year superstitions, celebrate tiny wins (50 TikTok followers, we’re basically famous), and get real about trust issues, anxious attachment, acting out of character at work, and choosing growth even when it’s uncomfortable. We unpack the difference between intuition vs. trauma responses, why Snapchat is apparently the devil, how past relationships can make you feel situationally unhinged, and what it looks like to commu...
2026-01-0546 min
Feelings and F-BombsNot the It Girls Anymore (But Still the Girls)If you’re looking for a healthy dose of hilarious, unfiltered girl talk, this episode is for you. In this week’s Feelings & F-Bombs, Madeline and Alexis catch up on life updates that range from wholesome to what the actual f**.* We talk about best friends moving close enough to walk to, why adult book clubs are basically scheduled playdates, and the pure joy of boring, cozy lives. Madeline shares what pregnancy is actually like. Energy crashes, supportive partners, and the very real learning curve of pregnancy sex (including crying mid-act… it happens). Things take a scar...
2025-12-2247 min
Feelings and F-BombsBad Dates, Baby Thoughts & Bold Bathroom MomentsWelcome back, you beautiful eavesdroppers! Today’s episode of Feelings and F-Bombs is a chaotic masterpiece of spooky-season cups, cringe dating stories, questionable kissing techniques, baby memory crises, and the universal experience of public pooping solidarity. ✨💩We cover EVERYTHING from corporate jargon hell, to why we can’t remember infancy, to the most aggressively stiff-lipped kiss ever described on a podcast, to the spiritual bond formed between two women dropping deuces in adjacent bathroom stalls.If you’re here for:dating humorreal talkintrusive thoughts with microphonesquestionable life lessons …you’re in the right place.Grab a snack...
2025-12-0954 min
Feelings and F-BombsWe’re Having a Baby and Maybe an ExorcismIn this episode of Feelings and F-Bombs, we’re getting spooky and sentimental. Madeline drops major life updates before the conversation flows from therapy insights to training boyfriends with M&Ms. Then things take a supernatural turn as both hosts share real-life ghost encounters. It’s hilarious, heartfelt, and a little haunted.Timestamps:00:00 — Intro & Big Announcement Recording in October, releasing near Christmas. And Madeline's life updates6:28 — Therapy with Friendships vs. Clients How Madeline can give advice to friends she can’t give to clients11:21 —Training Your Boyfriend with M&Ms Positive...
2025-11-2450 min
Feelings and F-BombsLibido, Anxiety, and… Is Love Even Real?In this episode, Alexis and Madeline go full rollercoaster—starting with the most pressing question yet: How do you brush your teeth? Then we dive into libido, emotional intimacy, and whether love is even real. Vulnerable, hilarious, chaotic, and heartfelt. Buckle up bitchessss. Timestamps 00:00 — Intro How do you brush your teeth? 04:40 — Let's Talk Libido How female libido shifts with stress, birth control, age, health, and new-relationship energy. 20:00 — “Do Men Even Like Women?” Realizing men can love women; processing old narratives. 24:10 — Trust, Independence & Fear Fear of depending on a partner; finances; safe...
2025-11-1045 min
Feelings and F-BombsWE LOVE CARROTS! In this candid, hilarious, and unapologetically honest episode, we discuss social media cringe, awkward public encounters, personal boundaries, and relationship patterns. Join us as we explore how being fiercely honest with yourself (and others) can shape your relationships.Timestamps:0:00 – Reflecting on the official launch Feelings and F-Bombs:1:01 – TikTok troubles and social media cringe.7:07 – The NPCs and the Glizzy Gobbler might have the right idea after all11:51 – Pink penises and what NOT to do with yours17:02 – Romantic relationships: being fiercely honest, recognizing patterns, setting boundaries, and self-reflection.40:17 – Mercury in the microwave: Taurus and Cancers are the best duo...
2025-10-2743 min
Feelings and F-BombsWe Love Men, We Just Have Notes💅 The girls get real about growing up, leveling up, and knowing your worth. They talk magic, money, men, and mistakes — with the honesty (and delusion) that only two women in their late twenties can deliver.This episode dives into: 00:00 – Catching Up & Feeling Official-Lashes, brows, and sugar daddies by birthright03:00 – Women Are the Magic-Loving yourself and not over-performing05:00 – Good Men, Bad Men, & Slim Pickings-Showing up matters more than potential. “You can’t pick family, but you can pick your partner—so pick...
2025-10-1326 min
Feelings and F-BombsLive Laugh Love Through Existential CrisesThis week, we spiral (beautifully) from mascara mishaps to full-blown existential dread about corporate life, capitalism, and the myth of work-life balance (thanks a lot, Henry Ford). But it’s not all doom and gloom! If you’re questioning your life choices but still down to laugh through the breakdown… this one’s for you.Timestamps:00:00 - Intro Celebrating the growth of the show and reacting to being called “hilarious.” Actually funny or just delusional?01:00 - Sleep Debt and Stress Aging hits different in your late 20s. From grad school to adult life.
2025-09-2944 min
Feelings and F-BombsDown to Clown Around in the BrownIn this episode, we start by unpacking what “adult dating” really looks like when you’re almost 30. Seven weeks of dating and already booking a flight to Mexico? Yeah… what could possibly go wrong?But that’s not all—we dive into why peeing after sex is so important, and the unfiltered truth about butt stuff (a.k.a. the quest for the factory reset). Sprinkle in childhood cringe memories, veils in relationships, and why the government wants drugs to be illegal, and you’ve got a full send of laughs, honesty, and talking about the taboo.Ep...
2025-09-1534 min
Feelings and F-BombsIntroducing Us: Flaws, Feels & F-BombsWelcome to Feelings and F-Bombs! We’re two women here to laugh our way through life, relationships, and all the messy moments in between. In our first episode, we’re discussing our toxic traits, broken boundaries, attachment styles, and sharing what it’s really like navigating the workforce as women.If you’ve ever wanted a podcast that feels like chatting with your besties—equal parts chaos, confessions, and uncontrollable laughter—you’ve found it. Grab a drink, drop the filter, and come hang out with us.Topics & Timestamps0:00 – 2:00 → Kicking things off: podcast setup chao...
2025-09-011h 07