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Breaking Down with Ali KolbertJerry Saltz and Roberta Smith: Having Art TogetherIn the final episode of Breaking Down, Ali is joined by iconic New York couple, Roberta Smith and Jerry Saltz. Smith, the newly retired co-chief art critic of The New York Times, and Saltz, the senior art critic for New York Magazine, chat with Ali about: what makes “good art,” pursuing your passions, finding your purpose later in life, the makings of successful partnership, the relationship between work and neurosis, and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-03-2754 minBreaking Down with Ali KolbertTristan Taormino: It Starts When You’re Alone With Your MomSexpert, author (“Opening Up: Creating and Sustaining Open Relationships,” “The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women”) pornographer, and educator Tristan Taormino gets very adult with Ali. They talk feminist porn, anal, whether you can be addicted sex, and what constitutes good sex. Tristan tells Ali some of her story, recorded in her new memoir, “A Part of the Heart Can’t Be Eaten.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-02-071h 11Breaking Down with Ali KolbertJade Iovine: If It Feels Like Sex, It’s SexJade Iovine, host of the podcast “Live from Bed,” gets deep with Ali on the extremity of sisterhood, when's the right time to have kids, love at first sight, and adult friendships. Ali answers Jade’s sex questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-01-1752 minBreaking Down with Ali KolbertBonnie McFarlane: Is Comedy an Addiction or a Career?The legend Bonnie McFarlane tells Ali what her favorite feeling in the world is, the secret to a lasting marriage, and how having a baby isn’t as hard as it’s cracked up to be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-01-101h 08Breaking Down with Ali KolbertCameron Esposito: A Rabbi and a Priest Walk Into a PodcastThe brilliant comic, author, and actor almost became a priest during the pandemic. She and Ali talk lesbian fashion, the isolation of standup, and the complicated relationship between mental health and comedy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-01-0355 minBreaking Down with Ali KolbertKelsey Kreppel: Can I Have Your Husband’s Sperm?Is having a baby ethical? YouTuber Kelsey Kreppel and Ali hash it out. Plus: what it’s like to be pregnant, bringing a baby into the world — especially as a vlogger — and how Ali wants to knock a woman up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-12-2057 minBreaking Down with Ali KolbertJosh Johnson: Can People Really Change?Josh Johnson is a comedian and musician who’s written for the Daily Show and the Tonight Show. Ali and Josh get into how talking to strangers makes for good standup, expecting people to change, and how Pam and Jim are actually awful. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-12-131h 03Breaking Down with Ali KolbertBeth Stelling: When Do You Show Your Cards?Comedian Beth Stelling gets into it with Ali about taking a breaks from comedy and from men, freezing her eggs, keeping it casual, and foreplay. Ali accidentally spoils all of Beth’s upcoming hour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-12-0650 minBreaking Down with Ali KolbertAshley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg: Finding Love & PurposeThe hosts of Girls Gotta Eat join Ali to talk sex toys, jealousy, boundaries, cucking, and paypigs. Plus, Ali breaks out her mob accent? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-11-291h 02Breaking Down with Ali KolbertThe Wedding Is Not the MarriageJamie Lee — standup, actor, and Ted Lasso writer — goes in on relationships with Ali. Jamie’s been married and divorced, and engaged again — plus, she also hosted The Wedding Coach, a reality show about weddings. So she has the bona fides to talk dating, breakups, and divorce, and life after love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-11-1550 minBreaking Down with Ali KolbertNikki Glaser: Sexuality, Stand-Up, and Self-WorthThe incredibly talented comic, actor, singer, and host of FBOY ISLAND goes deep with Ali on self-worth, relationships, and whether a certain someone might be bi. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-11-081h 05Breaking Down with Ali KolbertRachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin: Two and a Half MenThe girls from Two Dykes and a Mic join Ali to talk strap-ons, dating bi women, Sophia Bush, Gaylor, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-11-011h 00Breaking Down with Ali KolbertJade Catta-Preta: Be The Guy You’ve Always WantedDid Jade become gay after using Flonase? Are Ali and Jade “closet lube”? Does it take a certain kind of person to become a stand-up? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-10-2543 minBreaking Down with Ali KolbertRon Funches: The Healing PhaseProlific actor and comic Ron Funches gets into adult stuff — like life after divorce, and raising two kids 20 years apart. He also talks about the freedom that voice acting allows. Ali admits that she still says she’s engaged in her standup sets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-10-1856 minBreaking Down with Ali KolbertAshley Gavin: The Break-UpAshely Gavin hosts We’re Having Gay Sex and Chosen Family. This week, she joins Ali to hear about Ali’s big relationship news — plus, they get into open relationships, “merging,” and celebrity breakup culture. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-10-1135 minBreaking Down with Ali KolbertJared Freid: The IckJared and Ali talk breakups, gender dynamics in relationships, the difference between dating in your 20s and your 30s, and a lot more. See more Jared in his new Netflix special, “37 & Single,” on one of his podcasts (U Up?, The Betchelor, and The JTrain Podcast), or find him on tour this fall. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-10-0449 minBreaking Down with Ali KolbertJonathan Van Ness: The Beginner Gay OlympicsThe Queer Eye ray of light, stand-up, and author joins Ali for the inaugural episode of Breaking Down! They get into healthy vs. unhealthy relationships, lesbian reincarnation, and, shockingly, #notallmen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-09-2755 minBreaking Down with Ali KolbertIt Begins: Breaking Down with Ali KolbertAli Kolbert is “a post-therapy Howard Stern, in the body of a 5'2," 30-year-old lesbian.” Each week, she’ll bring her frank, lively style and particular, unapologetic perspective to conversations with celebrities, experts, and other comedians about everything from pop culture to relationships to mental health. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-09-2000 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowTitty Toast with Nicole Aimee SchreiberFriend of the pod and fan favorite comedian Nicole Aimee Schreiber returns to the show ! Nicole and Ali chat: what they love about sex, what Ali loves most about the female body, Nicole’s gay-scare, when d*cks are too big, devastating break ups, having babies, single moms, and more! Plus, Ali takes a call from her Jewish grandma.2023-09-0556 minThe Ali Kolbert ShowSammy Kolbert's Pop Culture Round UpSister Sammy Kolbert joins the show for this pop-culture round up where we talk: Jonah Hill texts, Barbenheimer, The SAG/WGA Strike, the power of AI, Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater, Drake DMs, and more! 2023-08-0148 minThe Ali Kolbert ShowKara Klenk Doesn't Need Alone TimeComedian and Podcaster (That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast) Kara Klenk joins the show. Kara and Ali bond over both having been NBC pages, pursuing stand-up, growing up in Connecticut and making the move to LA. Kara speaks to the mom-artist balance and how she “needs no alone time.”2023-07-1145 minThe Ali Kolbert ShowIs Cheating Ever Okay? with Ester SteinbergComedian Ester Steinberg joins the show. Ali and Ester chat: Ester's recent nose job, her long distance love story, what it takes to get a man to propose, and when Ester thinks cheating is OK.2023-07-0444 minThe Ali Kolbert ShowCreate The Love with Mark GrovesHuman Connection Specialist and founder of Create The Love, Mark Groves, joins the program. Ali and Mark explore the psychology of human connection and discuss: self abandonment vs. compromise; why break ups are a potent invitation for spiritual growth; how self love sets the standard for the love we allow into our lives, and much more. A must listen.2023-06-271h 15The Ali Kolbert ShowAli's "Missing Link" with Julien PellJulien returns to the show for this side-splitting episode. Ali and Jules talk: wedding etiquette, learning to dance, a "TAKEN"-eque trip to Ibiza, night terrors, teenage angst around dads, Ali's "missing link." Ali's Dad calls into the show. Don't miss it.2023-06-2049 minThe Ali Kolbert ShowBreakup Bootcamp with Amy ChanAuthor and founder of "Breakup Bootcamp" Amy Chen join the show! Amy and Ali chat the scientific and spiritual approaches to healing the heart.2023-06-0631 minThe Ali Kolbert ShowThe Romance of Friendship with Robin TranComedian Robin Tran joins the show! Robin and Ali chat: depression, newfound vulnerability, favorite comedy specials, Robin's Appearance on That's My Time with David Letterman, teenage trauma, as well as the romance of friendship.2023-05-2347 minThe Ali Kolbert ShowRachel Scanlon ReturnsRachel Scanlon returns to The Ali Kolbert Show and discusses: how Mean Girls is a lesbian movie, which animated characters we were attracted to, and being in love and glowing up! 2023-04-1144 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowAli Kolbert UnpluggedAli goes solo and goes unplugged. It's me. Ali. I talk favorite sex positions, coming out (again), getting clear on motherhood, my thoughts on open relationships, starting stand-up, and answer a voicemail about double periods in lesbian households. It's a doozy! Get the merch, bitches. http://www.alikolbert.com/shop2023-04-0440 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowGay Penguins with Julien PellRecording from Mexico, Ali and Julien talk: Daisy Jones and The Six, Gwyneth Paltrow's ski-gate, which animal they would be, Nickelodeon shows, and more.2023-03-2846 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowAlmond Mom with Julien PellAli and Julien discuss the return of their "pay pig;" their cringiest hook up stories; classic dating moves; Gwyneth Paltrow's wellness routine; Oscars recap; Ali's English teacher ghosting her.2023-03-2144 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowPet Names with Julien PellIn this unhinged episode, Julien and Ali recap Scandoval, talk Oscar gift bags, answer instagram questions, share their thoughts on pet names, and more.2023-03-1441 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowDisney Did Us Dirty with Dr. Alexandra SolomonTherapist, teacher, and author Dr. Alexandra Solomon joins the program to discuss her podcast "Reimagining Love," her book "Loving Bravely & Taking Sexy Back," as well as her work as a clinical psychologist. Ali and Dr. Solomon muse about love and long-term partnership.2023-03-071h 00
The Ali Kolbert ShowWorst Episode Ever with Julien PellAli and Julien vacation in Florida with family and take voicemails from listeners. Ali fakes accents and doles out relationship advice. 2023-02-2845 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowAnxious Attached with Chris RackliffeAnxious attachment coach Chris Rackliffe joins the podcast to discuss attachment styles. Ali comes up with the term "manologue" and reviews "YOU" Season 4. 2023-02-2147 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowFirst Time Fingering with Julien PellAli and Julien respond to listener voicemails and emails. Ali evens phones her dad to help answer a question. An instant classic!2023-02-0745 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowMiriam Brooks' Rag Tag Group of LesbiansComedian Miriam Brooks joins the show and Ali imagines she is talking to a younger version of herself. Chaos ensues.2023-01-3134 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowAli Kolbert Wants A HaremDr. Zhana Vrangalova (@drzhana), relationship scientist and world-renowned non/monogamy expert joins the show for the start of 2023! Ali and Dr. Zhana discuss different relationship orientations, pre and post puberty exploration, power differentials in couples, what is "compersion"? and more...2023-01-0347 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowGood in Bed with Liz CulleyLiz Culley returns for the final episode of the year--but not before she accidentally calls her wife "mommy." Ali and Liz tackle: ozempic, splitting up finances, narcissistic mothers, picking a sperm donor, which celebrity to bang....and of course, what it means to be good in bed.2022-12-2743 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowOnly Fans with The Jelly Filled GirlsAli is joined by The Jelly Filled Girls, Alessia & Sasha, a real lesbian couple who run a popular Only Fans account. They discuss how they decided to start the account and share it with those in their lives. Ali considers starting her own OF.2022-12-2033 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowIcks and Favorites with Julien PellJulien returns to the show and fights to get a word in. Ali and Julien take questions and share what gives them the "ick" about each other. Ali confesses to her mommy issues. The two watch Look Who's Talking in honor of the late Kirstie Alley. 2022-12-1347 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowEmotionally Sexual with Nicole Aimee SchreiberAn absolutely classic episode of The Ali Kolbert Show--this one is non-stop laughs...and a thinker too! Hilarious stand-up comedian Nicole Aimee Schreiber joins the podcast to discuss: when comics post crowd-work clips on Tik Tok, squirting, being emotionally sexual, numbing out to porn, writing jokes, how all women are queer, and more. Listen to it. Seriously. 2022-12-0644 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowLesbian Fever with Carolyn BergierAli is joined by Carolyn Bergier (Dyking Out) and the two "dyke out" together from topics like gay divorce to the Real Housewives of New York City. 2022-11-2942 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowCatfishing with Kamie CrawfordAli and the host of MTV’s Catfish discuss the new age dating phenomenon and what’ behind it all. Kamie shares the worst catfish stories she has ever seen and Ali opens up about having a fake Facebook account when she was younger. Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. 2022-11-1542 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowRachel Scanlon’s Juicy Hefty MilkersOn one of Ali’s all-time favorite episodes of the show, Rachel Scanlon, comedian and podcaster of Two Dykes and A Mic, joins the program. Ali opens up about her breast reduction and the two discuss how jealous they are of girls with small titties. Ali talks about an embarrassing moment between her and Rachel recently and Rachel talks about her time working at the Mall of America. Ali wonders about whether or not she is bisexual and the two compare their porn searches. Ali sings show tunes for Rachel. This is a must listen! Pro...2022-11-0842 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowNicky Paris’ Sexual AwakeningQuick-witted stand-up Nicky Paris joins the show and brings his fire tongue with him! Ali and Nicky discuss Kanye’s meltdown, Nicky's sexual awakening, as well as the movies that supported their sexual journeys, how Nicky is lazy in bed, what he’s looking for on tinder, and more. Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.2022-11-0138 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowGold Standard Lesbians with Leanne and Allison MertzmanTik Tok’s favorite lesbian couple Allison and Leanne Mertzman (“Hey babe!”) join the pod and Ali asks them how they became the gold standard for lesbianism. Allison and Leanne talk their wedding(s), choosing a last name, picking a sperm donor, queer family planning, what makes a successful marriage, and learning about lesbianism from the L Word. Don’t miss it. Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial...2022-10-2556 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowComing Out To YourselfAli is back for a solo episode to discuss The Try Guy scandal, her thoughts on the movie Blonde, AIM screen names, 90s ASMR sounds, listener emails about coming out. Ali answers a question about whether or not there has to be 1 guy one and 1 girl one. Moving between masculine and feminine energy. Tune in! Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to...2022-10-1129 min
The Ali Kolbert Show“So When’s The Wedding?” With Julien PellAli finally has Julien back on the podcast. Ali introduces a new segment “Lesbian Sex Education” where she teaches gay listeners about straight sex, namely how to put on a condom. Ali and Julien give us wedding plan updates. Julien and Ali talk Adam Levine, Pete Davidson’s new rom com, Emrata and Brad Pitt. Then, Ali and Julien take voicemails! Blessed be the fruit. Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct o...2022-10-0442 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowThe Friends to Lovers Pipeline with Taylor StreckerTaylor Strecker was married to a man before she met her now wife. Ali and Taylor discuss her story of leaving her husband, marrying a woman, growing up Catholic, and later coming out on the air. Taylor’s ex husband was her role model to be a husband. Produced by Dear Media. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.2022-09-2054 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowBraunwyn Windham-Burke's 15 Minute OrgasmAli introduces a potential new theme song for the show and takes a listener call. Later, Ali is joined by Braunwyn Windham Burke to discuss her coming out, exploring your sexuality while married, falling in love with close friends, and leaving your husband for a woman. Ali shares her lesbian conspiracy about the Real Housewives of NYC’s Bethenny and Carole. Plus, Braunwyn shares steamy details about her 15 minute orgasm! Produced by Dear Media.2022-08-2341 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowFlirting Is A Drug with Emma WillmannAli and Emma talk serial cheating, go through your partner’s phone, open relationships, monogamy, being a love addict, dating a sex worker, reliving trauma, going to sex parties, and more. Produced by Dear Media.2022-08-0245 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowSolo Episode: Incidental Heterosexual TendenciesThe first ever solo episode of the Ali Kolbert show is absolute fire. Ali does Hummus Hour and talks The Summer I Turned Pretty on Netflix, her thoughts on the Chelsea Handler and Jo Koy break-up, Ben Affleck and JLo, as well as old Natalie Portman and Jonathan Safran Foer emails. Ali takes the Kinsey Scale test and clarifies once and for all whether or not she is gay–and if so…how gay is she? Ali takes listener emails and talks about a plane fiasco with Julien. Produced by Dear Media.2022-07-2639 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowInstagram Live Nightmare with Jared GoldsteinLiving with chronic illness, Julien’s needle phobia, Ali is claustrophobic, lesbian erasure, Jared getting accepted to RAYA, drunk texting and Instagram story-ing, awkward Instagram lives, torso pics on Grindr, and what it takes to have anal… Produced by Dear Media.2022-07-1941 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowThe Kinsey Scale with Ali MacofskyAli and Ali talk learning to shave, sleeping with nazis, coming up in stand-up, writing jokes, relationships hurting our brands, hate following on Instagram, tattoos, and more. Ali Macofsky takes the Kinsey Scale test and learns she is not straight. The two discuss what it was like growing up with two sisters, and the make believe games they played during childhood. Produced by Dear Media.2022-07-1244 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowGay Land with Zach Noe TowersZach is celebrated as the first gay man to be on The Ali Kolbert Show. Ali talks about how she has a male brain and the thoughts she has while she cums. Ali is pansexual and she hates it. Zack talks about how he has never had sex with a woman. Why open relationships are more accepted in “Gay Land” according to Dan Savage and my brain. Ali believes she is meant to spread her seed and hopes her dad cheats on her mom. Zach thinks about ey-fucking older men as a child. A “soft” coming out. My attachment style. Z...2022-06-2142 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowEnGAYged with Julien PellJulien and Ali tell the story of their engagement. Julien wonders if couples who have engagement photo shoots are too square to ever consider being open. Julien and Ali can’t imagine actually having a wedding and discuss the things they like and don’t like from wedding culture. Ali talks about getting a ring and proposing in Costa Rica. Julien and Ali muse about the type of wedding they will have and who should be invited. Produced by Dear Media.2022-06-1432 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowWhat Is Omnisexuality?Why I hate PRIDE, how to celebrate Dyke day, a lesbian proposal gone awry at an elephant sanctuary, an intimate lesbian wedding, why Liz won’t carry her wife’s egg, gender norms in marriage, how to choose a sperm donor, why I like being masculine in my dynamic with women. Ali discusses the type of open relationship she proposed with Julien. Plus! Listener questions. Produced by Dear Media.2022-06-0746 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowJewish Lebsians with Robby HoffmanAli and Robby share in identifying as “the boy one” in lesbain relationships. Robby talks about paying for rich girls she dates and how dykes want to lock it down immediately when they are dating. Robby shares how she grew up Hasidic and was “outed.” Robby talks about being repressed at summer camp, her first hook up with a girl, and being in a secret lesbian relationship. Plus, our lesbian bat mitzvahs. Jennifer Aniston is a Dyke-con. Produced by Dear Media.2022-05-3142 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowTales from a High School LesbianAli takes on a wild telling of her days as a neurotic, baby gay. Ali introdcues two new seegments - lesbian recommendations on Hummus Hour and her shit list - Shitler’s List! Ali discusses her hatred of bumper cars, shares stories from her high school graduation, and her terrible, lesbian prom. Ali talks about asking guys to school dances in her straight days. Julien and Ali talk about a guy they met who they both liked. Ali shares a dramatic listener story. Produced by Dear Media.2022-05-2440 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowAlexis Haines: Divorce, Dropping Labels, & Finding PurposeAlexis Haines denies ever saying she was a lesbian. Ali forces her to choose a label and then relents. Alexis shares her separation from her husband Evan and reflects on what worked and didn’t work in their open relationship. She discusses her partner now (dating a man!) (curveball) and reflects on her break up with her last girlfriend. She shares her and Evan’s recent fight about Mother’s Day. Produced by Dear Media.2022-05-1749 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowAshley Gavin’s Scissoring TutorialAshley and Ali discuss scissoring. Ashley insists that scissoring is a thing and explains how to do it. Ashley says she would want to carry a baby and explains how it is masculine to do so. The two discuss freezing your eggs, sleeping with fans, and Ashley’s bachelor energy. Ashley and Ali are despondent about Roe v. Wade and talk about different cultures raising babies. Ashley recalls when a girl tried to bang her with a banana. Produced by Dear Media.2022-05-1045 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowTurning Straight Girls with Liza TreygerAli and Liza talk starting out in stand-up, looking for approval in the industry, how 2016 changed comedy, and Liza names names. Ali shares how she and Julien met and Liza and Ali talk about turning straight girls. Liza talks about how she was “turned” and why she thinks being straight is degrading (lol). Ali shares how she has hooked up with men in between relationships. Liza shares her most recent bad date. The two talk men vs. women on dating apps. Produced by Dear Media.2022-05-0347 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowSFK Knows She Triggers YouSerena Kerriagn shares the birth of her name “Serena Fucking Kerrigan,” and explains the character that is SFK. Ali shares how SFK triggers her and Serena gets it. Serena shares her Do It For The Plot tour, we talk about radical responsibility, what it means to be the main character of your own story, and what it means to “play all in.” Produced by Dear Media.2022-04-2649 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowWe All Want To Get Fingered During Massages with Remy KassimirRemy had never had an orgasm until she started a sex podcast while living with her grandmother. Ali and Remy talk masturbating, the shame around not being able to achieve an orgasm, “plateauing” in sex, tantric massages, female masturbation classes, how Remy finally had her first orgasm, squirting, my first time orgasming, using an electric toothbrush as a sex toy, coming out as bisexual, exploring your sexuality while in a relationship, and more! Produced by Dear Media.2022-04-1250 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowIs Scissoring Really A Thing? With Daryn CarpDaryn and Ali discuss Daryn’s coming out story and debate whether or not scissoring is actually a thing. Ali and Daryn talk Daryn's first experience with a woman, how to come out to yourself, falling in lust with women at an early age, kissing girls in kindergarten, making out with girls for frat guys, the casualties of self exploration, making the first move, being monogam-ish, and why older women are so hot. Produced by Dear Media.2022-04-0552 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowAshley Hesseltine: Short Kings, Threesomes, and Slow TextersAshley Hesseltine from Girls Gotta Eat joins the pod! Ali and Ashley talk about face filters, hinge’s new voice feature, bisexuality, short kings, not having kids, dating a slow texter, and how to bring up threesomes in your relationship. Produced by Dear Media.2022-03-2255 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowPete Davidson, Strap Ons, and Red Flags with Julien PellAli and Julien explore Ali’s hatred turned obsession with Pete Davidson, Skete texting Kanye and threatening to not be nice anymore, a listener email about dating someone who just had a mental breakdown, Julien refuses to fight with Ali, Ali as a baby gay, buying a strap on in Times Square, Ali's grandmother sends a text! Produced by Dear Media.2022-03-1539 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowDating Apps & Playing The Game with Jared FreidJared Freid joins Ali on the podcast and they discuss: The Tinder Swindler, hanging out in Florida, dating multiple people at once, how much of “the game" do you play when dating, dating apps vs. dating in person, instead of “the talk” it’s “the reveal,” how to get set up, hooking up with people at comedy shows, how much time to spend with your partner when you live together, sleeping in separate beds, dating someone who doesn’t like the same food as you, "Friend Lucks,” timelines for having children, drinking alcohol vs. smoking weed with your partner. Produced by Dear Media.2022-03-081h 00
The Ali Kolbert ShowQueer Sex TherapyAli rants on Love is Blind and then has on guest, Queer Sex Therapist, Casey Tanner, to discuss the return of “bucking" aka "gender jelly,” my coming out story, how you come out more than once!, why lesbians are so over the top, what is "lesbian bed death," what is the difference between asexual and low labido, the mystery of the female orgasm, queer family planning, grieving the fantasy of a biological child, the dangers (?!) of baby talk, and more. Produced by Dear Media.2022-03-0159 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowDating Men vs. Women with Julien PellAli and Julien discuss dating men vs. women and discuss: "trading up" with men, can you turn a booty call into a relationship, what is it like dating masculine women, the shaving before a date philosophy, hooking up with bouncers, does she want to be your friend or your girlfriend?, people who “get it,” our worst dates ever, moving from the app to text, dating moves, are hikes an ok a first date, and listener dates! Produced by Dear Media.2022-02-0859 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowEuphoria, Yellowjackets, and Airplane Middle Seats with Madi MurphyMadi Murphy from the hit podcast The Bad Broadcast and I discuss WTF is going on with Slytherin house in Harry Potter, hilarious takes on Yellowjackets & Euphoria, Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian, rewatching old movies, diagnosing yourself on Tik Tok, are you an aisle or middle seat person on airplanes, Ali’s hilarious airplane story, dealing with negative feedback, when your friends aren’t chill about you cancelling, moms on instagram, and a blue check verified baby. Produced by Dear Media.2022-01-2551 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowDating Fact or Fiction with Lindsey MetselaarAli and Lindsey talk about calling friends terms of endearment, Lindsey’s recent engagement, how opposites attract...and then attack, DINK life (double income no kids),how Ali wants to be a dad not a mom, and then fact or fiction with dating myths like whether or not men should pay, how important it is to be single and grow, when to follow someone on instagram, when to have sex while dating, and more! Produced by Dear Media.2022-01-1146 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowMasturbation is a journey, why it’s hard to leave good people, and when you see someone and the world stops with Rayna GreenbergHappy New Year! Ali and Rayna talk about Rayna’s recent break up, Rayna’s podcast Girls Gotta Eat selling out The Beacon Theater, Rayna liking lesbian porn, Ali’s first time watching gay porn, Ali’s first and only boyfriend, seeing someone and having the world STOP, why it’s hard to leave someone who is a good person, what happens when you announce your relationship on social media, the unspoken pain of friendship break ups, answer listener questions, and what they are both committed to in 2022. Produced by Dear Media.2022-01-041h 02
The Ali Kolbert ShowMen on the Internet Pay Me For ThisAli & Julien discuss pay pigs, fin dom, & the progressive youth. Produced by Dear Media.2021-12-2125 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowQuestions and Confessions with Shannon CoffeyShannon loves Ali’s advice, growing up in Puerto Rico, being exclusively attracted to celebrities, and what happens when a date goes off the rails. Produced by Dear Media.2021-12-0737 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowFallon Recap, Thanksgiving Ratings, The Lox Club and moreAli and Sammy recap Ali performing on The Tonight Show, discuss revamping Sammy’s hinge profile, dudes who like “sarcasm,” Thanksgiving side dishes and desserts, and more! Produced by Dear Media.2021-11-3035 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowSex, Love, & Goop and the Blendjet with Molly AustinComedian Molly Austin joins Ali and they talk Sex, Love, and Goop, massage kinks, face filters on Instagram, female confidence, the body positivity movement, and Molly wants to be a representative for Blendjet. Produced by Dear Media.2021-11-2347 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowYou Season 3, Pete Davidson, and Ghosts in New OrleansAli and Jackie talk all things “You" Season 3, Pete Davidson dating Kim Kardashian, Dopesick on Hulu, and staying at Jackie’s apartment in NYC. Produced by Dear Media.2021-11-0939 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowCJ Franco: There’s something really magical about guys who are young, hot, and dumbAli and CJ talk HBO’s FBoy Island, deciphering between nice guys and fuckboys, why hot girls love douchebags, how her gay dads taught her about men, where CJ’s relationship with her nice guy is today, “long distance inspired” relationships, no nice guys live in Miami, and what CJ is looking for now. Produced by Dear Media.2021-11-0236 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowDoing My Own Thing at My Wedding with Casey BalshamCasey and Ali talk Kravis engagement, toxic relationships, Chelsea Handler and Jo Koy, getting proposed to, a drive-by wedding, how to go to parties as a couple, fertility struggles, and Casey’s one woman show, Inconceivable. Produced by Dear Media.2021-10-2638 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowLesbians Don’t Like Lesbian Porn with Mark NormandWhat fans say to Mark after his shows, Mark got engaged, what it’s like when your partner starts doing stand-up, Ali’s crazy Hawaii gig, the stuff that still makes Mark anxious, why comics need to compulsively please people, cancelling on therapists, why lesbians don’t like lesbian porn, and the bits we are still trying to work out on stage. Produced by Dear Media.2021-10-1936 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowKim Kardashian Hosts SNL & My Dog Is HornyAli and Jackie review Kim Kardashian hosting SNL. Produced by Dear Media.2021-10-1227 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowQ&As with Dan PerlmanDan and Ali answer your questions! Please rate 5 stars, review, and follow the show! Produced by Dear Media.2021-10-0538 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowWe Met Jennifer Aniston, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Justin TimberlakeAli recalls her emotional journey meeting Jennifer Aniston at The Tonight Show, Julien admits that she regrettably fantasizes about Jake Gyllenhaal, Julien has a panic attack when she meets Jake Gyllenhaal with her ex-boyfriend, Julien did shots with Justin Timberlake, we break apart Justin Timberlake’s apology letter to Jessica Biel, and uncover a jaw-dropping conspiracy behind the movie Palmer. Produced by Dear Media.2021-09-2120 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowThere is No Lesbian Penguin Representation with Ashley GavinGoing viral on Tik Tok, Ali getting banned from the Creator’s Fund, how panda sex got Ashley suspended, throwing a lesbian festival, women exploring their sexuality over the pandemic, Ashley going to a woman’s college and coming out to her mom, Ali dating all types of men to try and make it as a hero, crushing on straight friends growing up, unlearning the importance of "the penis", and other formative gay experiences. Produced by Dear Media.2021-09-1448 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowJonah Feingold: Dating & New YorkAli and Jonah talk the upcoming release of Jonah’s film Dating & New York. They discuss their love of rom coms, the process of writing a feature film, brainstorming on your notes app, the most important thing to do at film school, and how to seal the deal on a dating app. Produced by Dear Media.2021-09-0732 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowMY CONFESSION: I Called An Ambulance For ThisAli watches Kissing Booth 3 and chaos ensues. Ali confesses to Jackie. Listen to find out what her secret is. Yes, it involves calling 911. Produced by Dear Media.2021-08-3123 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowHanna Dickinson Knows Toxic When She Sees It: And She Needs ItHanna Dickinson is a natural comedic talent; Ali and Hanna talk Rehab; ADD and being addicted to adderall; toxic relationships and traumatic break ups; red flags and tell tale signs of a narcissist; the key to youth is not drinking; hooking up with your neighbor; plus! questions and answers. Hanna talks her worst first date and dating people with Herpes. Produced by Dear Media.2021-08-2454 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowDeep Talks with The Internet's Big Sister Chinae AlexanderAli and Chinae talk failing your way up, battling with anxiety since birth, what it’s like being an unqualified life coach, the idea of “not holding onto things too tightly,” having a partner that sets boundaries, saying things you love about yourself, body confidence, and dog training. Produced by Dear Media.2021-08-1740 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowQ+As: Toxic Men, Straight Friends, and Glennon DoyleAli talks visiting family, watching Ted Lasso and Dave, dealing with her dog, and then takes questions with Julien. We discuss how to find a community of friends that works for you, what to do when all your friends are straight, why women like toxic men, and how getting people to date you is is like selling furniture on Facebook marketplace. Plus! Jules and Ali talk Glennon Doyle and Abby Wambauch. Produced by Dear Media.2021-08-1024 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowMeet Sammy Kolbert: Boarding School Ghost StoriesMeet Ali’s youngest sister Sammy! Ali and Sammy talk Gen Z language, going to boarding school, and living in a haunted room - plus more ghost stories! Produced by Dear Media.2021-08-0317 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowGym Class, Riding the School Bus, and Other Horror StoriesAli and Julien talk about how disgusting the middle school gym locker rooms were, riding the school bus, being afraid of toxic shock syndrome, and shitting at a guy’s house. Produced by Dear Media.2021-07-2719 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowMy Bonnet is Bleeding & My Dick Is Leaking: More Q&AsAli and Jackie weigh in on Emmy noms, talk Kravis’ rumored engagement, and then answer calls about giving off sexy vibes, leaky dick syndrome, and getting kicked in the balls. Produced by Dear Media.2021-07-2030 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowQuestions and Confessions with Ali and JulienAli and Julien do a round of voicemails. A caller asks why their life feels so boring. Julien reveals that she wishes she had a baby to breastfeed. Other callers ask what it means if your partner won’t tell you how many people they’ve slept with and what to do if your therapist comes onto you. And wait, are Ali and Julien in an open relationship? Produced by Dear Media.2021-07-1323 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowHannah Berner: Leveling Up & Losing Your EgoAli and Hannah talk about how they invented sketch comedy in 1975, why it’s better to choose collaboration over competition, not forcing a connection, what it means to be in a relationship in the public eye, the harsh ways of reality TV, and turning tweets into punchlines as Hannah paves her way as a stand-up. Produced by Dear Media.2021-07-0651 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowHanging Out With Your Sexuality: The Pride SpecialAli and Julien take a call from a listener who is asking about how to get comfortable exploring your sexuality. The two share the story of how they met, what it’s like to have never dated a girl before, and how to “hang out” with your sexuality. Ali helps Julien realize that she is, in fact, turned on by Miley Cyrus; Ali pisses Julien off by reminiscing about a girl she used to talk to on the phone; Ali and Julien discuss the community of people who always respond to your instagram stories and what that could mean. ...2021-06-2940 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowWTF is going on with Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker?Ali and Jackie breakdown everything that is going on with Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker’s whirlwind romance. From “I love you” tattoos to thumb sucking, Ali and Jackie follow the social media explosion of Kravis. The two tackle hard hitting questions like: who is the Kardashian florist and why is Kourtney so obsessed with Disney World? Produced by Dear Media.2021-06-2222 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowDo You Want To Be Them or Fuck Them?Ali takes on her first round of “questions and confessions” with the help of her sister, Jackie. You have to hear these voicemails! The two talk about celebrity crushes and the timeless question: do you want to be someone of fuck them? Introducing: “bucking.” Produced by Dear Media.2021-06-1527 min
The Ali Kolbert ShowHomesick AF: Welcome to The Ali Kolbert ShowOn the launch of The Ali Kolbert Show, Ali is joined by her sister Jackie and her girlfriend Julien as they discuss the ups and downs of childhood camp, school trips, and homesickness. Ali shares her sleep away camp failures that involve “requesting a phone call,” and faking an injury, while Julien recalls her attempts to get picked up. Jackie weighs in on what it’s like to be well-adjusted. Produced by Dear Media.2021-06-151h 16
The Ali Kolbert ShowThe Ali Kolbert Show - Coming Soon!Check out The Ali Kolbert Show - coming to Dear Media on June 15th! Subscribe now so you dont miss the premiere episodes. Produced by Dear Media. 2021-06-0801 min