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Something About AstrologyEpisode 249: Here Comes Another Eclipse!Astrology forecast for Sept 14-21Chris and Almie have a lot to talk about this week as not only do we have an eclipse coming up on Sunday, September 21st, two planets are also changing signs this week.Chris and Almie talk about what we can expect from the New Moon Solar Eclipse that will be exact at 12:54pm pacific time on September 21st. Because it’s a new moon in Virgo, this is an opportunity to establish new routines, or get back on track with routines that we mi...
2025-09-1421 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 247: It’s Eclipse Season!Astrology forecast for Sept 1-7There is a ton to talk about this week, and Chris and Almie do their best to pack it all into one episode!They discuss Saturn returning to the sign of Pisces on September 1st, where it will remain until February of 2026. While Saturn makes its journey through Pisces for the last time in about 30 years, we can expect the systems and structures in our lives (and in the world) to be tested, and some major adjustments might need to be made.
2025-09-0117 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 244: Mars Enters Libra and a Full Moon!Astrology forecast for August 3-9Chris and Almie talk about Mars entering the sign of Libra on Wednesday, August 6th, where it will remain until September 22nd. When Mars is in Libra, we might find ourselves becoming more considerate with our actions. Mars is said to be in its detriment when it’s in Libra as Libra doesn’t employ the usual impulsive, quick-on-the-draw energy that Mars generally prefers. They also talk about the full moon in Aquarius that will be exact on Saturday, August 9th. All bets are off w...
2025-08-0422 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 235: Gemini New MoonAstrology forecast for May 25-31Chris and Almie Rose discuss the Gemini New Moon, which will be exact around 8pm pacific time on Monday, May 26th and give listeners suggestions for how to best work with the new moon energy. They also talk about the recent shifts we’ve experienced with Saturn entering Aries on Saturday, May 24th and Mercury entering Gemini on Sunday, May 25th. Saturn is technically in its “fall” when it’s in Aries as it doesn’t feel all that comfortable there. Nevertheless, with Saturn in Aries, w...
2025-05-2523 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 234: Saturn Enters Aries (And Happy Gemini Season!)Astrology forecast for May 17-24Chris and Almie talk about Saturn returning to the sign of Aries for the first time since 1999. They also discuss what we can expect in the days leading up to this big shift as Saturn makes its way through the 29th degree of Pisces.Chris and Almie wish everyone a very happy Gemini Season. The Sun will enter the sign of the twins on Tuesday, May 20th and it will remain in Gemini until June 20th. While the Sun is...
2025-05-1719 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 233: Scorpio Full MoonAstrology forecast for May 9-17Chris and Almie talk about the potentially intense and transformative Scorpio Full Moon, which will be exact around 10am pacific time on Monday, May 12th. Full Moons tend to shine a light on situations and emotions that have been previously hidden, and with this full moon in the probing sign of Scorpio, there could be additional revelations. They also talk about Mercury moving into the slow-and-steady sign of Taurus this Saturday, May 10th. With this transition, our communications over the next couple of weeks c...
2025-05-1018 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 232: Pluto Turns Retrograde!Astrology forecast for May 3-10Chris and Almie talk about Pluto turning retrograde on Sunday, May 4th. A Pluto retrograde lasts several months, so we won’t be feeling its intensity on a daily basis, but over the course of the next several months we’ll be reviewing areas of our lives where power dynamics might be unbalanced, and we might be looking to make some choices that will give us more control. We might be dealing with some forced change as well. Chris and Almie also discuss what to ex...
2025-05-0418 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 229: Another Eclipse and Lilith Enters Scorpio!Astrology forecast for March 23-29Chris and Almie talk about the Solar Eclipse we have coming up on Saturday, March 29th. It’s also a new moon in the sign of Aries that could bring a new journey and also ask us in what areas of our lives we can be more autonomous and courageous. They also discuss Black Moon Lilith entering the sign of Scorpio on Wednesday, March 26th. This has the potential for power struggles, people voicing unpopular opinions, and also people standing up for themselves and spe...
2025-03-2316 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 227: Celebrate Good Times! Mars Retrograde Is OverAstrology forecast for February 23-March 1Chris and Almie celebrate the end of Mars Retrograde. Mars has been retrograde since December of last year, and if you’ve had trouble getting going so far in 2025, trust us- you are not alone. Now that Mars is (slowly) moving forward again, in the coming weeks expect to see forward progress, as well as more focus if you’ve been feeling scattered for… well, months. These changes will not be immediate, but they’re on their way! They also talk about Ceres entering Pisces, t...
2025-02-2320 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 225: Full Moon in Leo: What Can You Do For You?Astrology forecast for February 8-14Chris and Almie discuss the ongoing Mars Retrograde and empathize with anyone who has been having a rough go of it. They let listeners know that there is some light at the end of the tunnel as Mars will turn direct on February 23rd. In the meantime, we can expect an above-average amount of slowdowns, lack of focus, fatigue, and simmering anger (what fun!) Chris and Almie also talk about how this upcoming week has big potential for innovative thinking, new beginnings, positive shakeups, a...
2025-02-0926 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 224: Will You Love Me Forever? Venus Enters AriesAstrology forecast for February 2-8
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Chris and Almie talk about Venus entering Aries on Tuesday, February 4th. This will be good for Aries sun signs and fire signs in general. Astrologically speaking we’ve been short on the fire element this year, and Venus in Aries can bring a new-found enthusiasm and determination to our lives and help us refocus and accomplish our goals.
Aries can come off a bit blunt, a bit pushy, maybe a bit too possessive when it...
2025-02-0220 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 223: The Lunar New Year is Here! (Almost)Astrology forecast for January 26-February 1
Chris and Almie talk about the Lunar New Year, which takes place Wednesday, January 29th with the New Moon in Aquarius. This week could get off to a sluggish start, but after the Lunar New Year begins, we might believe anything is possible! And for Thursday, January 30th, that could very well be the case as the Sun forms an incredibly positive trine with Jupiter, and exuberance and optimism will rule the day.
They also discuss Uranus turning direct on Thursday, January 30th, which could bring some...
2025-01-2722 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 220: Friendly Reminder: Mars is Still Retrograde!Astrology forecast for December 28-January 3
With Almie nursing a cold, Chris takes the reins and reminds listeners that the planet Mars still has a long way to go in its retrograde cycle so we might be feeling a bit sluggish, things might not be happening as quickly as we’d like them to and there could be all kinds of issues pertaining to patience and anger.
Chris also talks about Capricorn Season and he discusses the Capricorn New Moon, which will be exact at 2:27pm pacific time on Monday, Dec...
2024-12-2823 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 215: It’s Another Eclipse!Astrology forecast for September 29-October 5
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Chris and Almie talk about the upcoming New Moon Solar Eclipse that will be exact at 11:49am pacific time on Wednesday, October 2nd. Chris speculates about whether this eclipse could bring another wrinkle to an already unpredictable presidential race, and which candidate might be most impacted.
They also talk about Black Moon Lilith being a part of this eclipse and how that could bring some additional intensity to things and perhaps lead to a secret...
2024-09-2932 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 212: Mercury Comes Home to VirgoAstrology forecast for September 8-14
Chris and Almie talk about Mercury reentering its home sign of Virgo. After an extended stay in Leo, with Mercury returning to Virgo on September 9th, we could very well start seeing forward movement on any projects or situations that might have stalled in recent weeks.
They also discuss the Sun-Saturn opposition that we’re experiencing this weekend and how that can have us reevaluating things and getting serious about our present situation. We might find ourselves being overly critical of ourself or others, so...
2024-09-0828 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 206: Hey Moon!Astrology forecast for July 20-26
Chris and Almie talk about the full moon in Capricorn which will be exact at 3:17am pacific time on Sunday, July 21st. This is our second full moon in the sign of Capricorn in 30 days. That's unique!
The full moon could have us focusing on family, our careers, and it could be especially powerful because Pluto, the planet of transformation, will also be involved.
Chris and Almie also discuss Mars entering Gemini on July 20th, the Sun entering Leo on Ju...
2024-07-2124 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 203: An Intense Week Ahead! (Isn't that every week?)Astrology forecast for June 15-22
Chris talks about the upcoming week and how things will be shifting from Gemini energy to Cancer energy very quickly.
On Monday, June 17th, both Venus and Mercury will enter the sign of The Crab. And on Thursday, June 20th, the Sun will enter Cancer, kicking off summer.
As we transition from Gemini Season to Cancer Season, the focus will move from our thoughts to our feelings. Speaking of feelings, there could be some intense ones on Monday, June 17th...
2024-06-1519 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 200: Our 200th Episode! Jupiter Enters GeminiAstrology forecast for May 25-31
On their 200th episode, Chris and Almie talk about Jupiter, the planet of expansion and good fortune, entering the sign of Gemini, where it's technically in its detriment.
Jupiter will remain in the sign of the twins until June 9th, 2025, which should give a boost to air signs (Gemini, Aquarius, Libra) and to whatever house in your chart is ruled by Gemini.
They also give listeners the heads up that things could start moving quite quickly this week starting Monda...
2024-05-2620 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 198: Expect the Unexpected! Sun Conjunct UranusAstrology forecast for May 11-17
Chris and Almie talk about the Sun-Uranus Conjunction, which will be exact on Monday, May 13th.
This annual event where the Sun and Uranus line up in the same sign at the same degree could have us feeling restless, rebellious, and impulsive. It also has the ability to shake up our routine or bring a surprise into our life that can set us off on a new path.
Chris and Almie also discuss Mercury entering Taurus on Wednesday, May 15th...
2024-05-1220 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 196: Cue The Adrenaline Rush: Mars Enters Aries!Astrology forecast for April 27-May 3
Chris and Almie talk about this weekend's Mars-Neptune conjunction that might have us feeling groggy and spacey, but could also have us feeling inspired and romantic as well.
They discuss Venus entering its home sign of Taurus on Monday, April 29th and the planet of beauty and love will be much more comfortable as it travels through the sign of the bull until May 23rd.
Speaking of home signs, Mars returns to its home sign of Aries on Tuesday, Ap...
2024-04-2820 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 191: An Electric Week Ahead!Astrology forecast for March 3-9
The planet Uranus will be very active this week! Chris and Almie talk about the squares it will make with Venus and Mars, as well as the sextiles it will be making with Mercury and the Sun.
Uranus represents unpredictable, volatile energy that can be both innovative and rebellious. Be prepared for a few surprises this week as well as a moment or two of enlightenment.
Chris and Almie also discuss the Mercury-Neptune conjunction that will be exact on Frida...
2024-03-0325 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 190: "It's Not You, It's Saturn"Astrology forecast for February 25-March 2
Chris and Almie talk about the Sun-Saturn conjunction that will be exact this Wednesday, February 28th.
This conjunction could be looked at as an astrological progress report as Saturn will be encouraging (forcing?) us to get serious about certain areas of our lives.
Saturn will also form a conjunction with Mercury on Wednesday, bringing additional seriousness to our communications.
Chris and Almie also give listeners the heads up that there will be an extremely long...
2024-02-2521 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 189: Happy Pisces Season!Astrology forecast for February 17-23
Chris and Almie talk about the Sun entering the sensitive sign of Pisces on Sunday, February 18th, ushering in "the season of the fish."
The Sun will remain in Pisces until March 19th, and during the next four weeks we could find that we're in the mood for some stillness and self-reflection after a very busy Aquarius Season.
We might also be encouraged to get in touch with our spiritual side and pay more attention to our intuition.
2024-02-1823 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 185: Bring on the Dancing Horses! Pluto Enters AquariusAstrology forecast for January 20-26
Chris and Almie talk about Pluto entering the sign of Aquarius, which is a huge planetary shift that has astrologers all around the globe excited.
Pluto in Aquarius suggests more focus on making our planet a happier and safer place to live.
It also emphasizes saying "yes" to change and embracing big leaps for humanity, even if those leaps initially seem daunting since they're so unfamiliar.
Pluto will re-enter Capricorn briefly from September to Novem...
2024-01-2025 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 183: New Moon in CapricornAstrology forecast for January 7-13
Chris and Almie talk about the New Moon in Capricorn, which will be exact on Thursday January 11th, and how this new moon is the perfect time to set intentions or kick your New Year's resolutions into high gear.
A Mars-Jupiter Trine the next day on January 12th can assist with expansion and growth connected to these new moon endeavors, and could bring some good luck as well.
Chris and Almie also discuss the fogginess that could likely start off...
2024-01-0718 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 182: Happy New Year! Mars Enters CapricornAstrology forecast for December 31-January 6
Chris and Almie wish their listeners a very happy 2024 and Chris talks about how excited he is for Pluto to re-enter Aquarius on January 20th, where it will remain (with the exception of a couple of months) for the next twenty years.
They also discuss Mars entering Capricorn and how Mars is considered to be exalted in the sign of Capricorn.
If you've been waffling on making a decision lately, Mars entering Capricorn might help with that decision as it...
2023-12-3125 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 179: New Moon in ScorpioAstrology forecast for November 12-18
Chris and Almie talk about all the Uranian energy we currently find ourselves in the middle of (a Uranus-Mars opposition on Saturday, November 11th and a Uranus-Sun opposition on Monday, November 13th.)
They also discuss the Scorpio New Moon on Monday, November 13th that will encourage us to face our fears and ask us in what areas of our lives we can empower ourselves and seek more control.
With the wild card energy Uranus can bring to the table, the...
2023-11-1314 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 178: Humor is on the Way! Mercury Enters SagittariusAstrology forecast for November 5-11
Chris and Almie talk about Saturn recently turning direct and how that might have us reviewing certain areas of our lives and taking a hard look at what's working and what isn't.
They also discuss the two big planetary shifts this week as Venus enters its home sign of Libra on Wednesday, November 8th, and Mercury enters Sagittarius on Friday, November 10th.
Venus entering Libra will hopefully bring some diplomacy and gentleness to disagreements and Mercury in Sagittarius will brin...
2023-11-0522 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 176: Between Two EclipsesAstrology forecast for October 15-21
Chris and Almie talk about the Solar Eclipse that was exact on October 14th, and also discuss the Lunar Eclipse that will take place on October 28th.
In the meantime, we're in between two eclipses and that could have us feeling unbalanced, reevaluating things, itching to make a change, or we could experience forced change in certain areas of our lives as eclipses have a tendency to both open doors, as well as close them.
Chris and Almie also dis...
2023-10-1622 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 175: Pluto vs. Mars: A Battle For ControlAstrology forecast for October 8-14
Chris and Almie talk about the tense Mars-Pluto square that’s exact on Sunday, October 8th.
Both Mars and Pluto are planets that are interested in winning and dominating. When they’re at odds, it can play out as power struggles in both our daily lives and on a global scale.
Pluto and Mars will continue to be active throughout the week as Pluto stations direct on Tuesday, October 10th and Mars enters Scorpio on Thursday, October 12th.
2023-10-0824 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 170: A Return of Pleasantness: Venus is Direct!Astrology forecast for September 3-9
Chris and Almie talk about Venus ending its retrograde phase as the planet of beauty, love, money, and relationships turns direct on Sunday, September 3rd.
With Venus now direct, hopefully we'll find some clarity and pleasantness in our finances and partnerships that might have been missing during the past several weeks.
Chris and Almie also discuss the busy week Jupiter will have as it will turn retrograde, and also form pleasant trines with Mercury and the Sun. They also advi...
2023-09-0421 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 168: It’s Spellcheck Season! (Well, Technically Virgo Season)Astrology forecast for August 20-26
Whether you spell it "spell check," "spell-check," or spellcheck," we'll be splitting these kinds of hairs once the sun enters detail-oriented Virgo on Wednesday, August 23rd.
Chris and Almie discuss what to expect from Virgo Season, as well as what to expect when Mercury turns retrograde on August 23rd. (August 23rd is a very busy astrological day!)
They also go over the roles Mars and Pluto will play this week, culminating in a Mars-Pluto trine on Thursday, August 24th.
2023-08-2124 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 167: Get In Touch with Your inner Maleficent: Lilith Conjuncts the SunAstrology forecast for August 12-18
Chris and Almie talk about this weekend’s Sun-Venus conjunction which could help offset some of the prickly energy we might have been feeling while Venus has been retrograde.
They also discuss the New Moon in Leo, which will be exact on Wednesday, August 16th, and Chris suggests to listeners that they do something nice for themselves that day and maybe even treat the entire day like it’s their birthday.
They also go over what to expect when the...
2023-08-1221 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 166: Boomshakala! Super Full Moon in AquariusAstrology forecast for July 30-August 5
Chris and Almie talk about the Super Full Moon that will be exact on Tuesday, August 1st in the sign of Aquarius.
This full moon could have us evaluating our social circle, feeling rebellious, as well as encouraging us to take some chances with our creativity and self-expression.
A Mars-Jupiter Trine around the time the full moon is exact might have us feeling over the moon (no pun intended) with optimism and a belief that anything is possible.
2023-07-3121 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 165: Leo Season Is Here!Astrology forecast for July 23-29
The Sun has entered its home sign of Leo!
With Mercury, Venus and Lilith already in Leo, there is indeed a lot of fabulousness in the air.
Chris and Almie talk about what to expect while Venus is retrograde from July 22nd through September 3rd. Venus, the planet of beauty and love, will be asking us to review our relationships, as well as the areas of our lives where we'd like to bring some peace and harmony.
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2023-07-2321 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 163: Mars Enters Virgo: Are We Having Pun Yet?Astrology forecast for July 8-15
Chris and Almie talk about the Mars-Pluto quincunx that might be adding some tension to this weekend's festivities. They also discuss Mars' shift from Leo to Virgo, which could create a party atmosphere this weekend, but we might also be a bit self-involved, and overly passionate about things as well. Chris gives listeners a heads up that Monday, July 10th could be a powder keg kind of a day in that Mars will be changing signs, Mercury will oppose Pluto, and if you're in the pacific time zone, Mercury wi...
2023-07-0922 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 162: Full Moon in Capricorn: Update that LinkedIn Profile!Astrology forecast for July 2-8
Chris and Almie talk about the full moon in Capricorn, which will be exact around 4:30am pacific time on Monday, July 3rd. Themes around work and career could come into play with this full moon, and because it’s occurring at 11 degrees (the Aquarius degree) there could be some additional surprises to watch out for as well. Chris and Almie also discuss what Pluto and Saturn are up to, the Mars-Neptune quincunx on Thursday, July 6th, and the watery vibes that will permeate the end of the week when the...
2023-07-0322 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 159: It's Time to Party! Full Moon in SagittariusAstrology forecast for May 28-June 3
Chris and Almie talk about the Sun-Saturn square that could have us feeling a bit challenged over the next few days. They also discuss the moon's passage through Virgo, which might have our minds on overdrive as it meets up with the Gemini Sun. They also talk about Mercury being fully out of its shadow period this Wednesday, May 31st (yay!). That, combined with Jupiter's conjunction with the North Node on June 1st, could have us moving full speed ahead, in new directions we hadn't previously considered. The Sagittarius Fu...
2023-05-2916 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 154: Ugh, Mercury Is Retrograde!Astrology forecast for April 22-28
Mercury is retrograde once again! Chris and Almie talk about the planet of communication's latest retrograde cycle, which started Friday, April 21st and will last until Sunday, May 14th. They also discuss the Mercury-Mars sextile, which will take place Sunday, April 23rd. With both Mercury and Mars at the 15th degree of their respective signs, this sextile could take on a deeper meaning. They also talk about Tuesday, April 25th being a very productive day as Saturn will form positive aspects with both the sun and the moon. Thursday, Ap...
2023-04-2325 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 151: Mars Exits Gemini: Sagittarians Rejoice!Astrology forecast for March 26-31
Chris and Almie talk about Mars finally leaving Gemini, after a 7-month stay in the sign of the Twins. Now that Mars has entered Cancer, we might find our emotions will be especially charged over the next several weeks. Themes around family and the home can intensify, and we might become more internally driven if the go-go-go pace of Mars in Gemini left us exhausted. Chris and Almie also discuss this week's Mercury-Jupiter conjunction that could have us feeling incredibly optimistic on Monday and Tuesday, as well as the...
2023-03-2724 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 145: How Do You Spell "Ceres?"Astrology forecast for January 29-February 4
Chris and Almie discuss the Sun-Mars Trine and the Mercury-Uranus Trine that will both be exact on Sunday, January 29th and how both of these aspects will set the tone for this upcoming week. They also talk about the Sun-Uranus Square on Friday, February 3rd, and the dwarf planet Ceres turning retrograde that same day. Chris encourages everyone to buckle their seat belts and keep their heads on a swivel the first part of this week as the Gemini Moon on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday will keep things very lively. By the en...
2023-01-2920 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 138: Full Moon in Gemini: It Might Get LoudAstrology forecast for December 6-10
Chris and Almie talk about the upcoming full moon in Gemini which will be exact at 8:08pm pacific time on Wednesday, December 7th. This could be an especially restless full moon where themes around facts, truth, and spirituality could be hotly debated. We're also at the halfway point of the current Mars Retrograde which could bring an additional edge to our interactions with others. Avoid impulsive behavior and try not to overreact this week as there is likely to be an argumentative feeling in the air. With Mercury and Venus transitioning into Capr...
2022-12-0723 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 136: Mars Square Neptune and International Sagittarius DayAstrology forecast for November 20-26
Chris and Almie discuss the current Mars-Neptune square that might be throwing a wrench into some of your plans. They also talk about what to expect during the final days of Scorpio Season. They take a look at the upcoming New Moon in Sagittarius on November 23rd, and with Sagittarius's ruling planet Jupiter turning direct on November 23rd as well, Chris dubs that day "International Sagittarius Day" as there will be a tremendous amount of Sagittarian energy in the air, filling us with humor, optimism, and encouraging us to set lofty goals.
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2022-11-2029 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 130: Aries Full Moon: No More Mr. Nice GuyAstrology forecast for October 8-14
Chris and Almie discuss the very potent Aries Full Moon, which is exact on Sunday, October 9th at 1:55pm pacific. The Aries energy could have us itching to make immediate changes in our lives, but with this full moon also opposing Chiron and Venus, we might be feeling a bit forlorn and tender, which could have us hesitating about taking that first step. A Mars-Neptune square that will be with us through the end of November could further complicate our decision-making abilities over the next couple of months. Chris and Almie also di...
2022-10-0919 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 127: Virgo + Gemini = So Much Thinking!Astrology forecast for September 17-23
Chris and Almie talk about the Gemini and Virgo energy in the air that might have us feeling a bit unstable and will definitely have our minds working overtime. They talk about the recent Sun-Neptune opposition that could bring a heavy helping of brain fog along with it, as well as the recent Mars-Venus Square that can produce tension in our relationships. They encourage listeners to go with the flow and be flexible as things might be changing quickly around them. Chris sends a shoutout to Pisceans, and suggests to listeners that...
2022-09-1818 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 126: It's Mercury Retrograde: Your Cat Will Interrupt Your PodcastAstrology forecast for September 10-16
Chris and Almie are unexpectedly joined by their cat, Pin, who crashes their podcast in perfect Mercury Retrograde fashion. They discuss the Full Moon in Pisces, the current Mercury Retrograde cycle which will run through October 2nd, and they also share their thoughts about the new season of Chris's favorite TV show "Cobra Kai." Chris suggests that Tuesday through Thursday of the upcoming week will be the best days to tackle practical matters as the Taurus Moon will do its best to stabilize things, but all bets are off on Friday, September 16t...
2022-09-1121 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 125: Venus Enters Virgo: Details are SexyAstrology forecast for September 3-9
Chris and Almie discuss the lunar T-Square this weekend between the Moon, Sun, and Mars and how that could lead to erratic behavior and fluctuations in our mood. They talk about Venus entering Virgo on September 4th, as well as the upcoming Full Moon in Pisces on September 10th. They also go over the current sesquisquare (a 135 degree angle) between the Sun and Pluto and how that could be bringing a sense of urgency to matters. Chris talks about how the energy this week could get downright frenzied on Wednesday and Thursday...
2022-09-0513 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 123: It's Virgo Season!Astrology forecast for August 21-27
Chris and Almie wish listeners a happy "Virgo Eve" as the sun will enter Virgo on Monday, August 22nd. They talk about Mars's transition to Gemini and how the planets have recently moved from an abundance of fixed energy to an abundance of mutable energy and how there could be many accelerated changes in our not-too-distant future. Uranus turning retrograde on Wednesday, August 24th could bring about some of those changes as early as this week. Chris and Almie discuss the upcoming Mercury Retrograde (Mercury stations retrograde September 9th) and advise listeners to be...
2022-08-2220 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 119: New Moon in Leo and New Movie “Nope”Astrology forecast for July 23-29
Chris and Almie officially welcome listeners to Leo Season. Chris talks about how the dwarf planet Ceres is entering Leo this weekend, and encourages everyone to review their Ceres placement in their charts. They talk about how it will be a busy week for the planet Mercury, and also discuss Thursday's New Moon in Leo. Chris does a downright awful impression of Samantha Jones from "Sex & The City."
In "Ask A Scorpio," Chris asks Almie what she thought of the new Jordan Peele movie "Nope." Don't worry, there are no sp...
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Something About AstrologyEpisode 116: Mars at 29 Degrees AriesAstrology forecast for July 2-8
Chris and Almie wish listeners a very happy 4th of July and talk about how on the 4th, the red planet Mars will be in the exact same place it was on January 6, 2021, which could make for some unexpected (and unwanted) fireworks. They also discuss the current Mars-Pluto square and how that can impact things on both a global scale as well as in our personal lives. Chris talks about this weekend's Mercury-Neptune square and how that could lead to all kinds of miscommunications. This upcoming week could be very fiery indeed wi...
2022-07-0316 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 111: Back By Popular Demand: Another Mercury Retrograde!Astrology forecast for May 7-13
So much to discuss this week! Chris and Almie talk about the upcoming Mercury Retrograde on May 10th, as well as Jupiter entering Aries the same day. They also discuss Mars continuing its journey through Pisces, Uranus reaching the midway point of its stay in Taurus, and the recent power struggles we've witnessed since Pluto stationed retrograde on April 29th. Chris advises listeners to watch out for crankiness this week as the Moon will be particularly grumpy, and as a result, our collective mood could be a bit snippy.
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2022-05-0821 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 108: A Very Fashionable Full Moon In LibraAstrology forecast for April 16-22
Chris and Almie talk about the full moon we're experiencing this weekend, as well as Mars' shift into dreamy Pisces and the Sun's transition into practical Taurus. They touch on Lilith leaving Gemini for Cancer and how that could bring some urgency to family-related matters. Chris gives listeners the heads up that the next two weeks might be a good time to make that big purchase or sign that contract before Mercury goes retrograde in May.
In "Ask A Scorpio," Chris asks Almie what character from the classic TV show "M...
2022-04-1623 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 107: The Great Slow-Down: Mercury enters Taurus, Mars Enters PiscesAstrology forecast for April 9-15
Chris and Almie talk about the very eventful upcoming astrological week. Mercury will leave "strike first, strike hard" Aries for grounded, even-keeled Taurus. The red planet Mars will leave the detached, visionary sign of Aquarius and enter the quieter, sensitive waters of Pisces. They also tell listeners that while the Mercury-Mars shifts might slow things down in our worlds and allow us to catch our collective breath, at the same time we are moving towards a full moon this week which could make any of us feel a bit edgier than usual. C...
2022-04-0927 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 106: Mercury Enters Aries: A Week of Clarity?Astrology forecast for March 26 – April 1
Chris and Almie congratulate listeners on making it through last week’s cranky Capricorn Moon that was forming tense squares with just about any and every planet it could find, ultimately forming a conjunction with no-fun-allowed Pluto. They talk about how Mercury entering Aries on March 27th will hopefully bring some clarity and answers to any confusing situations we might have been dealing with during Mercury’s stay in ambiguous Pisces. Chris predicts a very spirited Academy Awards Ceremony, bolstered not only by Mercury’s shift into Aries, but also by the four Aqua...
2022-03-2723 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 105: Aries Season: Strike First, Strike Hard, No MercyAstrology forecast for March 19 – March 25
Chris and Almie wish everyone a Happy Birthday, because when the Sun enters Aries on March 20th, it could feel like a rebirth for all of us. They talk about what to expect from Aries Season, and tell listeners that they could all experience an energy boost and increased focus and determination in the coming days and weeks. Chris talks about his favorite TV show “Cobra Kai” (again) and its connection to Aries energy.
In “Ask A Scorpio,” Chris asks Almie about childhood TV shows.
2022-03-1922 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 104: Sun Conjunct Neptune: Dreaming is FreeAstrology forecast for March 12 – March 18
Chris and Almie talk about the dreamy, watery energy in the air this weekend as the Cancer Moon forms trines with Jupiter, the Sun and Neptune. They also talk about the Sun-Neptune conjunction on March 13th, and they play a trivia game where Almie has to guess the names of actors born during a Sun-Neptune conjunction. They advise listeners that this upcoming week could get off to a grumpy start as the Leo Moon will not be particularly pleased Monday and Tuesday, and the energy this week could feel especially urgent at ti...
2022-03-1218 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 103: Mars and Venus Enter Aquarius: Modern LoveAstrology forecast for March 5 – March 11
Chris and Almie talk about Mars and Venus leaving Capricorn for Aquarius and how these shifts could be good for anyone who’s been stuck in a rut. (Venus had been in Capricorn for the past four months, which is a very long time for Venus to stay in the same sign.) Chris points out that if you rearrange the word “Pisces” you get the word “spices,” leading Chris to suggest that Pisces is indeed the spice of the zodiac. Chris also discusses the Capricorn and Aquarian themes of the David Bowie classic “Mod...
2022-03-0519 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 102: Mars Conjunct Pluto. In Capricorn. (Sigh.)Astrology forecast for February 26 – March 4
Chris and Almie look at the birth chart of Ukranian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy. They talk about the United States’ Pluto Return and what to expect over the next two years as Pluto completes its stay in Capricorn. They touch on the Pisces New Moon on March 2nd and Chris anticipates further power struggles this week as fiery Mars forms a conjunction with uncompromising Pluto on Thursday, March 3rd.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie if she plans on staying at the new “Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser” luxury hotel at Disney World.
2022-02-2723 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 101: Is This The Real Life? Is This Just Fantasy? Welcome to Pisces Season!Astrology forecast for February 19-25
Chris and Almie welcome listeners to Pisces Season and encourage them to check their perfectionist energy at the door and simply enjoy the “pool party” energy that Pisces Season represents. Chris talks about the Mars-Neptune sextile on February 23rd, and advises that February 24th could be an especially chaotic day as the Sagittarius Moon could exacerbate a Mercury-Uranus square and have us saying things we don’t really mean and leaping before we look.
In “Ask a Scorpio”, Chris challenges Almie to a game called “Capricorn or Pisces.”
2022-02-2021 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 100: It’s Our 100th Episode!!!Astrology forecast for February 14-18
Chris shares his recent experience with an exact Saturn Opposition. Chris and Almie talk about Mercury moving back into Aquarius. They also touch on the upcoming Full Moon in Leo and the Venus-Mars conjunction this Wednesday. Chris predicts a very busy end to the work week when the Aquarius Sun meets up with the Virgo Moon, and we’re all going to get a little dreamy when the Sun enters Pisces on February 18th.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie what she thought of the Super Bowl Halftime Show.
2022-02-1421 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 99: Ask An Aquarius: Matty CardaropleAstrology forecast for February 5-11
In honor of Aquarius Season, Chris and Almie interview actor/Aquarius Matty Cardarople (“Stranger Things”, “Jurassic World”) to get his Aquarius take on life. They also talk about how now that Mercury is direct that we will not have any retrograde planets until April 29th, when Pluto turns retrograde. Chris also notes that Venus will be conjunct Mars through the end of March, which will hopefully bring some grace and charm to our interactions with others over the next several weeks.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie what kind of magic is...
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Something About AstrologyEpisode 95: Mars Square Neptune: Reply Hazy, Try Again LaterAstrology forecast for January 9 – January 14
Chris and Almie discuss Mercury entering Aquarius and how Mercury will soon begin its retrograde cycle. They discuss the ongoing Venus Retrograde and offer tips for getting through it. Chris encourages listeners to be mindful of the Mars-Neptune square on January 11th as that influence could make for a confusing week and also bring some fogginess to our interpersonal dealings.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris provides Almie with a list of celebrities who were born during a Mars-Neptune square and asks Almie which one of the celebrities she would most like to...
2022-01-0919 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 93: Full Moon in Gemini: Feed Your HeadAstrology forecast for December 18 – December 24
Chris and Almie talk about this weekend’s Full Moon in Gemini and share with listeners how they’ve been experiencing some “full moon fever” themselves.
Chris talks about what we can expect over the coming months while Venus is retrograde in the sign of Capricorn. They also touch on the Winter Solstice, the Sun entering Capricorn, Chiron going direct, as well as the third and final Saturn-Uranus square of the year.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie which character from the show “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” s...
2021-12-1925 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 92: Mars Enters Sagittarius: It’s Time to Go Big or Go HomeAstrology forecast for December 12 – December 17
Chris and Almie tell listeners to mark Monday, December 13th on their calendars as both Mars and Mercury will be changing signs that day, which could lead to all kinds of miscommunications, misunderstandings, and just testy behavior in general. Chris talks about what we can expect while Mars is in Sagittarius, and also touches on the upcoming Full Moon in Gemini, as well as the looming Venus Retrograde, which will officially begin on December 19th.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie to share her thoughts about the “Sex & The City” reb...
2021-12-1221 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 91: Neptune Goes Direct!Astrology forecast for November 27 – December 3
Chris and Almie talk about the upcoming Solar Eclipse/New Moon in Sagittarius on December 4th. They encourage listeners to take full advantage of this New Moon to set intentions and goals, since the New Moon in January will be butting up against the start of our next Mercury Retrograde which could make for a clunky start to 2022. They discuss Neptune going direct (It had been retrograde since June 25th) and Chris thinks Pluto moving to 25º Capricorn on Tuesday, November 30th could bring some power plays and potential conflict this week.
In...
2021-11-2818 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 90: Happy Sagittarius Eve!Astrology forecast for November 20 – November 26
Sagittarius Season is here! Chris and Almie discuss the Sun and Mercury entering Sagittarius and how we’re moving from the watery depths of Scorpio to the excitable, freedom-loving energy of The Archer. They talk about how to work with the Gemini Moon this weekend and also give listeners the heads up that the Leo Moon will not be particularly happy next week, which could lead to some inflamed holiday gatherings. They also play a game Chris makes up called “Scorpio or Sagittarius.”
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie if she has a...
2021-11-2119 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 89: Lunar Eclipse + Full Moon This Friday!Astrology forecast for November 13 – November 19
Chris and Almie talk about the upcoming Lunar Eclipse/Full Moon in Taurus that will be exact on November 19th, and how that could lead to a particularly lively week and might also bring some shakeups to our finances. They discuss the poor night of sleep they had because their next door neighbor hosted a loud concert featuring multiple bands in his backyard the previous evening. Chris gives suggestions as to how to best navigate the Pisces Moon we’re currently experiencing, as we might be very much in our feels over the...
2021-11-1317 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 88: Venus Enters Capricorn… for FOUR Months?!?Astrology forecast for November 6 – November 12
Chris and Almie discuss the recent New Moon in Scorpio, as well as what to expect now that Mercury is in Scorpio. They also talk about how romantic Venus has entered the sensible sign of Capricorn, where it will remain until March 6, 2022. (That’s quite a long time for Venus to remain in one sign!) Chris predicts some midweek shakeups after the moon enters Aquarius on November 9th.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie what new things she hopes to experience on her 4th trip to Disneyland this year.
2021-11-0723 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 87: Mars + Scorpio = So UrgentAstrology forecast for October 30 – November 5
Chris and Almie discuss the fiery planet Mars entering the passionate sign of Scorpio and what that can mean for us between now and December 13th. They also talk about how the New Moon on November 4th could bring some intense surprises as both the moon and the sun will be opposing Uranus that same day. Apropos nothing, Chris talks about how scared he was when he saw the movie “The Conjuring” with Almie in 2013.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie to describe her relationship with gluten, and also asks her to...
2021-10-3122 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 86: It’s Never Been a Better Time to be Tilda SwintonAstrology forecast for October 23-29
Chris and Almie talk about how even though Mercury ended its retrograde phase on October 18th, it was stuck at 10 degrees Libra until October 22nd, which could have made for muddled communication all of last week. Chris brings the room down a bit by talking about Pluto and how relentlessly dispassionate it can be, and Chris and Almie welcome Scorpio Season with a big bear hug, as the Sun recently entered Scorpio, where it will remain until November 21st.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris wishes Almie an early Happy Birthday and...
2021-10-2428 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 84: Here Comes the Fire: Venus Enters Sagittarius!Astrology forecast for October 9-15
Chris talks about how excited he is that Venus has entered Sagittarius and how that can help lift our collective mood, and hopefully bring some much-needed levity to Planet Earth. Chris and Almie also discuss Pluto and Saturn ending their retrograde phases and how those two planets may have brought some major changes to our lives and/or forced us to eliminate things from our lives that no longer work. Chris also goes over the Sun sign of each of the judges on the hit TV show “Dancing with the Stars.”
In...
2021-10-1018 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 83: Hold On To Your Butts: Pluto Goes Direct October 6thAstrology forecast for October 2-8
Chris and Almie talk about how we currently have six retrograde planets and how that could lead to some deep introspection in our lives, and we might very well be reviewing our relationships—both personal and business. Chris tells listeners that Wednesday, October 6th might be an especially charged day since it’s the day Pluto goes direct and could lead to power struggles. Chris encourages everyone to take advantage of the lighter side of Libra season and gives everyone the heads up that Venus will be entering Sagittarius October 7th, which will...
2021-10-0320 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 82: OMG, Mercury is SO RetrogradeAstrology forecast for September 25 – October 1
Chris and Almie talk about the third and final Mercury Retrograde of 2021 and give suggestions for how to best work with it. Chris encourages listeners to read up on Mercury in Libra since Mercury is spending so much time in Libra this year and Chris is pleased to discover that one of his idols, Ralph Macchio, has a Libra Mercury. Chris and Almie also give listeners the heads up that the planets Pluto and Saturn will be going direct in early October and those shifts could bring some major global shakeups.
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2021-09-2621 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 81: Full Moon in Pisces! Tips and Advice from a Pisces Reiki HealerAstrology forecast for September 18-24
Chris and Almie welcome special guest Emily Churchill (letshealthisshit.com) to talk about what people can expect from the upcoming full moon on September 20th, as well as what actions they can take to best utilize this full moon energy. Chris and Almie also say goodbye to Virgo season and welcome Libra season, and Chris strongly encourages listeners to make Friday, September 24th date night because there will be a downright abundance of Venus in the air that day.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie about earthquakes and a creat...
2021-09-1930 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 79: New Moon on Monday! (Time to In-VIRGO-rate those New Year’s Resolutions)Astrology forecast for September 4-10
Chris and Almie talk about Saturn Return and the United States’ Pluto Return. They also encourage listeners to take advantage of the disciplined, detail-oriented energy of Virgo to breathe new life into any New Year’s Resolutions that might have stalled. Normally not a fan of New Moons, Chris shares why he’s excited for the upcoming New Moon on September 6th.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie how she feels about L.A.’s latest heat wave.
2021-09-0521 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 77: Welcome to Virgo Town!Astrology forecast for August 21-27
Chris and Almie talk about the recent full moon in Aquarius and how it was the second full moon in Aquarius in less than a month! They welcome the Sun’s journey into Virgo and discuss what to expect in the coming weeks with the Sun, Mercury and Mars all in Virgo. Chris encourages listeners to rest if they can during the moon’s stay in Pisces Sunday through Tuesday, and to put off tackling practical things until later in the week.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie to guess th...
2021-08-2320 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 75: New Moon in Leo!Astrology forecast for August 7-13
Chris and Almie discuss the Leo New Moon that will be exact on Sunday, August 8th and also talk about all the planets that are currently retrograde. They take a look at Donald Duck’s birth chart and talk about famous Leo Andy Warhol, who had all kinds of planets in Leo. Chris mentions that Pluto will be moving back to 24 degrees Capricorn this Tuesday, August 10, and what that could mean (if anything.)
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie if she’d prefer Scorpio was ruled by a planet other tha...
2021-08-0820 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 72: Here Comes Leo Season! (But First, a Sun-Pluto Opposition No One Asked For)Astrology forecast for July 17-23
Chris and Almie talk about the Sun-Pluto opposition that could potentially bring some heaviness to the weekend, and give listeners suggestions for how to best navigate it. They also talk about Chiron’s recent retrograde, Black Moon Lilith moving into Gemini, Venus leaving Leo for Virgo, and the upcoming full moon in Aquarius.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie if she enjoyed the slice of frozen pizza Chris recently shared with her, as well as what she’d like to say to Disneyland on the theme park’s 66th Birthday.
2021-07-1717 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 69: Neptune’s Retrograde Now? What Does That Even Mean?Astrology forecast for June 26-July 2
Chris and Almie talk about Neptune’s recent retrograde station and how that could lead to miscommunications over the next few days that could make this weekend feel like a mini Mercury Retrograde. They also talk about Venus entering Leo and give listeners the heads up that this could be a particularly eventful week for Mars as it will oppose Saturn on July 1 and form a trine with Chiron on July 2.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris and Almie play a game called “Sun in Cancer or Mars in Leo” where Chris asks...
2021-06-2721 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 62: Jupiter Sleeps With The FishesAstrology forecast for May 9-14
We might not be using that expression correctly, but Jupiter will be entering the sign of Pisces on May 13, hence our urge to make a fish pun. Venus also entered Gemini on May 8, so the energy in the world is becoming much more mutable and there could be big changes in the not-so-distant future. Chris and Almie wish all the mothers a lovely Mother’s Day and Almie surprises Chris with a game of “Guess the TV Mom’s Sun Sign.” (Spoiler: Chris didn’t get any of them right.)
In “Ask A...
2021-05-1025 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 60: Full Moon in Scorpio & Pluto RetrogradeAstrology forecast for April 24-30
Chris and Almie talk about how they’ve been feeling since Mars left Gemini for Cancer. They also discuss the upcoming full moon on April 26 and what to expect when Pluto goes retrograde on April 27. Chris points out that there’s a lot of Venus energy in the air this weekend, which could make for an especially entertaining Oscars ceremony.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie who she thinks will bring home the Oscar gold as well as what she thinks the odds are that the show “Mindhunter” will finally get...
2021-04-2528 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 57: Full Moon in Libra!Astrology forecast for March 27-April 2
Chris and Almie discuss this weekend’s full moon in Libra and give listeners the heads up that Monday and Tuesday could bring cloudy communications as Mercury and Neptune (both currently in the sign of Pisces) form a conjunction. They also talk about how there will be plenty of aggressive Mars energy in the air midweek when the moon goes into Scorpio.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie to guess the names of celebrities who have an Aries Sun and a Libra Moon. (Spoiler Alert: Almie scored 100%!)
2021-03-2723 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 54: Two Weeks of Pisces to Go!Astrology forecast for March 6-12
Chris once again talks about how confused he gets during Pisces Season. Chris and Almie give an overview of the upcoming week, and discuss whether Saturn in Aquarius might have a connection to the George Floyd and Rodney King incidents.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie what she thinks about Alec Baldwin telling his social media followers to shut the f**k up.
2021-03-0620 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 53: Mars Enters GeminiAstrology forecast for February 27-March 5
On Wednesday, March 3rd Mars leaves Taurus for Gemini. With this shift, Chris and Almie expect the pace of life to quicken, as well as people taking a more modernized approach to problem-solving. Chris and Almie also talk a bit about Venus entering Pisces, and assure listeners that we are finally out of this most recent Mercury Retrograde and that no planets will go retrograde again until April 27, when Pluto starts its retro dance.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie what her favorite sushi place in L.A. is.
2021-02-2821 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 52: Is Chuck Norris a Pisces or a Virgo?Episode 52: Is Chuck Norris a Pisces or a Virgo?
Astrology forecast for February 20-26
Chris and Almie offer their suggestions for successfully navigating Pisces season. They also celebrate Mercury no longer being retrograde and talk about Venus entering Pisces later this week.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris challenges Almie to a game of “Pisces or Virgo,” where Almie must guess whether a given celebrity is a Pisces or a Virgo.
2021-02-2123 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 50: Aquarius Overload!Astrology forecast for February 6-12
Is it possible to have TOO MUCH Aquarius energy in the air? We’re going to find out next week when SIX planets will be in the sign of Aquarius. Chris and Almie discuss the upcoming Aquarian onslaught, as well as a potential 13th zodiac sign called Ophiuchus, which would affect people born between November 29 and December 17.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie how it feels to have recorded our 50th podcast episode and whether she sees Chris more as a Sagittarius or an Ophiuchus.
2021-02-0729 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 49: It’s Merrcurie Retrogrrade (If u couldn’ already tel)Astrology forecast for January 30-February 5
Chris and Almie discuss the current Mercury Retrograde, which is in the sign of Aquarius, and offer listeners advice on how to get through it.
Chris wonders if Pluto shifting degrees last Monday might have contributed to the recent Wall Street chaos, and in “Ask a Scorpio”, Chris and Almie play “Leo or Not a Leo,” a game where Chris presents Almie with a list of celebrities, and she has to guess which celebrities are Leos. Feel free to play along and tell us how you score!
2021-01-3029 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 48: Happy Full Moon in Leo!Astrology forecast for January 23-29
Chris and Almie discuss the upcoming full moon in Leo and also give listeners the heads up that Mercury will be going retrograde soon.
Chris wonders if Pluto moving from 24 degrees Capricorn to 25 degrees Capricorn on January 25 will bring any surprises, and in “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie about the breakup of “Bachelorette” stars Clare Crawley and Dale Moss.
2021-01-2421 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 45: Mars Enters Taurus!Astrology forecast for January 2-8
The planet Mars will be leaving the sign of Aries this week, where it has been for the past six months. Chris and Almie talk about the Mars transition, as well as what to expect when Mercury and Venus also change signs this week.
Chris shares how he survived the Cancer Full Moon last week, and in “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie how she’s enjoying Season 3 of the Netflix hit Cobra Kai.
2021-01-0320 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 39: Return of the Sag!Episode 39: Return of the Sag!
Astrology forecast for November 21-27
The sun has returned to Sagittarius, where it will stay for the next four weeks! Chris and Almie discuss that as well as the planet Venus moving into the sign of Scorpio.
They also talk about what it means for a planet to be in its fall, in its detriment, and what it means for a planet to be exalted.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris challenges Almie to a game of “Scorpio or Not a Scorpio.”
Also, check out Almie’s...
2020-11-2124 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 35: Did you know Jason from Friday the 13th is a Gemini?Episode 35: Did you know Jason from Friday the 13th is a Gemini?
Astrology forecast for October 24-30
Lots of movement with the planets this week! Chris and Almie talk about the Sun entering Scorpio, Venus entering Libra, and Mercury also entering Libra.
They also discuss the Jupiter-Saturn conjunction on December 21 and Chris wishes Almie and Drake (both born October 24) very happy birthdays.
In "Ask A Scorpio," Chris asks Almie to guess the astrological signs of famous horror movie characters.
2020-10-2325 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 34: Here comes Scorpio, Here Comes Scorpio, Right Down Scorpio Lane!Astrology forecast for October 17-23
Chris and Almie talk about all the Scorpio energy coming our way in the form of the Scorpio Moon this weekend and the Sun entering Scorpio on October 22.
They thank the Virgo Moon for helping Almie navigate the DMV successfully last week and remind people that Mercury is in retrograde through November 3. They also do their best to pinpoint when the Aquarian Age officially started.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie what she liked most about voting this year.
2020-10-1721 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 32: I’m Your Venus! I’m Your Fire!Episode 32: I’m Your Venus! I’m Your Fire!
Astrology forecast for October 3-9
Chris and Almie talk about how this weekend is very Venus-heavy with the Sun in Libra and the Moon in Taurus and how it’s a good weekend to bring some beauty into your life. They also discuss Pluto going direct on October 4 and caution listeners that Mercury is entering its shadow phase on October 7. They also wish Gwen Stefani a happy birthday and in “Ask A Scorpio,” Chris asks Almie what her favorite No Doubt song is. This seems to throw Almie...
2020-10-0325 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 30: Virgo or Not a Virgo?Astrology forecast for September 19-26.
Chris and Almie welcome Libra season and play a new game called “Virgo or Not a Virgo?” They wish Jarvis Cocker a happy birthday and Chris once again talks about how much he dislikes New Moons.
In “Ask A Scorpio”, Chris asks Almie what activities she suggests Scorpios engage in this weekend while the moon is in Scorpio.
2020-09-1924 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 28: Mars Goes Retrograde and Mercury Enters LibraAstrology forecast for September 5-12.
Happy Labor Day! It’s a very busy astrological week with Mars going retrograde, Mercury entering Libra, and Venus entering Leo. Chris and Almie discuss what not to do when Mars is in Retrograde, and the connection between the Mars Retrograde in 1973 and the Watergate Scandal. In “Ask A Scorpio,” Chris asks Almie what she looks for in a dream master bedroom. Also, on September 12, the planet Jupiter goes Direct, which might not have much of an impact on anything, but Chris and Almie talk about it anyway!
2020-09-0424 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 27: Pisces Full Moon Coming Your Way!Episode 27: Pisces Full Moon Coming Your Way!
Astrology forecast for August 29-September 5.
You can run, but you can’t hide from the Pisces Full Moon on September 1. Chris and Almie discuss the upcoming full moon, give an overview of the difficulties Venus is up against this week, and in Ask A Scorpio, mad props are given to the TV show Cobra Kai for being number one on Netflix -- plus, Almie and Chris hash out the details given so far for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars.
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2020-08-2922 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 26: Welcome to Virgo!Astrology forecast for August 22-August 28.
We have entered Virgo Season! Chris and Almie discuss the upcoming Mars-Saturn Square on August 24. They reference the movie “This Is Spinal Tap” to explain the difference between how Virgos and Geminis communicate. Chris talks about what Pluto moving into Aquarius in 2023 might mean for the United States, and encourages people to look at their birth charts to find their Midheaven (MC) sign. In the “Ask A Scorpio” segment, Almie shares her feelings about coffee shops offering pumpkin spice flavors during summer.
2020-08-2222 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 23: FULL MOON IN AQUARIUS!!!Astrology forecast for August 1-August 7. Hold on to your hats (and wear a hazmat suit if you have one) because the full moon on August 3rd is going to be a doozy! Chris and Almie discuss the full moon in depth, and in “Ask A Scorpio” Almie does an impression of John Oliver. Plus: Chris and Almie discuss a weird trend of certain celebrities having a Leo Sun and Aquarius Moon.
2020-08-0124 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 22: It's Never Been a Better Time to Be a Leo!Astrology forecast for July 25-July 31. The Sun has entered Leo! Chris and Almie discuss the return of professional sports in the United States, how they've never met a Libra who didn't like being a Libra, they thank the Virgo Moon, and in "Ask A Scorpio" Chris asks Almie what Leonardo DiCaprio movie she thinks should get a sequel.
2020-07-2524 minSomething About AstrologyEpisode 17: The Sun Is In Cancer!Astrology forecast for June 20-27. Chris and Almie talk about the Solar Eclipse, Venus going direct, Mars entering Aries, Almie does her Quentin Tarantino impression, and Chris struggles explaining why Frances McDormand exemplifies Cancer qualities.
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