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Everything Here Is RealEpisode 14: Tom Petty, Dogman, Savage Obituaries and more news from the farmAmani shares a dream he recently had about a photo shoot, and we discuss his appearance in Tom Petty’s Free Falling music video. Jessica shares some funny and savage obituaries from the internet. We get a little woo woo, talking about Dogman and shapeshifters and Amani wrangles some chickens. Find us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/everythinghereisreal, on Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept and email us at everythinghereisreal@gmail.com.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythinghereisreal/support2023-02-0644 minEverything Here Is RealEpisode 13: Would you rather?In this episode we talk about llama training, discuss how to prove Santa is real (do not let your kids listen to that part), and we play a game of “would you rather?”
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythinghereisreal/support2023-01-2448 minEverything Here Is RealEpisode 12: WE’RE BACK! It’s a holiday miracle!After a six-month break, we are back to talk about nothing. You will find yourself wondering why you’re back listening to us, but here is our gift to you just in time for Christmas! You will hear about Amani’s crazy dreams, stale balloon breath and his dad’s finger-licking. We have a few clips of Amani after a few too many shots of whiskey for you as well. Sit back and relax and get in a good mood before all your relatives show up for Christmas! Happy holidays!
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everyt...2022-12-2441 minEverything Here Is RealEpisode 11: Stories about dadsThis episode has been sitting in my computer for two weeks, but better late than never, we have a Father’s Day special. Sorry for the delay in publishing … we were sick and then Jessica was on the road helping her parents move. In this episode, we share stories about our dads and grandpas, as well as silly dad stories from the internet. Find us on Facebook @everythinghereisreal, Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept or reach us by email at everythinghereisreal@gmail.com.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythinghereisreal/support2022-07-061h 02Everything Here Is RealEpisode 10: Fake breasts, clown pants and 90% of the time, it works every time.Stupid criminals, dog humping, greenhouse erection, kayaking: they all fit together somehow.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythinghereisreal/support2022-06-1039 minEverything Here Is RealEpisode 9: CAMELTOE!!!! Also the smell is coming from over there!We talk about real-life experiences, mainly encounters with strange grocery store employees. Someone loses their teeth in the wind. It is a shit show. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/everythinghereisreal/support2022-05-151h 13Everything Here Is RealEpisode 8: People are strange …We discuss the people of Winnemucca, people of Walmart and coyotes in the house. Amani’s mom accidentally locks herself in the hotel room of strangers on a trip to Reno for his dad to get his knee replaced. Amani tries the silent but deadly fart out on his parents in a drive-thru. Trigger warning: we lost our pigeon. Amani invents the “dog in heat” cocktail.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythinghereisreal/support2022-04-2734 minEverything Here Is RealEpisode 7: Religious Graham Crackers and Meth-Induced SkiingWe learn about the origin of the graham cracker, how an accidental meth overdose saved a soldier and how Amani was recently accosted by a religious zealot via phone.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythinghereisreal/support2022-04-0156 minEverything Here Is RealEpisode 6: Famous Flatulence Flubbers, Cheating At The Olympics, Radical HeadwearIn an effort to get away from toilet humor, we google funny stories from history, only to uncover famous farts that changed history. We learn about how the Olympics were once much more entertaining about 100 years ago and how a top hat allegedly caused women to faint and dogs to howl. Our very vocal cat Sasquatch makes an appearance and we did not forget to talk about the weather like a couple of old folks on the porch. So … you’re welcome. Email us at everythinghereisreal@gmail.com. Find us on Facebook @everythinghereisreal or on Instagram at @everythinghereisrealexcept.
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Support this...2022-03-1347 minEverything Here Is RealEpisode 5: Five Alarm Butt-ClenchingWe have all been there: driving down the road, enjoying your day, when a poop-mergency hits. But most of us don’t take pictures of the goods unless we are participating in “Super Bowel Monday,” the crappy brainchild of Tushy bidet company. We deal with more truck debacles but find a bright spot with a magic battery. Follow us on Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept and Facebook @everythinghereisreal. Email us your silly stories to read on the show at everythinghereisreal@gmail.com.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythinghereisreal/support2022-02-2053 minEverything Here Is RealEpisode 4: Cats Don’t Double As Weapons, WingmenMore news of the weird as we discuss how men looking for love shouldn’t post pictures with their cats on their dating profiles and how cats are not to be used as weapons. We talk about crazy people we have encountered in Reno and Winnemucca, mean birds, the devil sending text messages and people who might or might not stink. We also learn that we are uninterested in being members of the royal family. Follow us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/everythinghereisreal and Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept. Email us your funny stories at everythinghereisreal@gmail.com and we might feature yo...2022-02-1047 minEverything Here Is RealEpisode 3: A little smoky of an episodeWe have a very short third episode, but it is packed with effervescent giggles. This episode features a clip from Amani and Jessica’s very first recording session, one that was never meant to be shared publicly … but who doesn’t love hearing about Amani’s favorite phallic-shaped snack? Join us to learn how Amani “grew up on the sausage” and once traded his Italian sausage for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Follow us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/everythinghereisreal and Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept. Shoot us an email at everythinghereisreal@gmail.com if you’d like to have your funny stories...2022-02-0709 minEverything Here Is RealEpisode 2: Snakes and catholic school and boogersAmani gets personal with his catholic school capers, theories that his dad might have had ulterior motives with the gift of a particular snake and we discuss the “booger wall.” Jessica shares stories from the Globe magazine about dimwit criminals, Dolly Parton, UFOs and some stories about grandma Faye going broke feeding birds. Follow us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/everythinghereisreal and Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept. Shoot us an email at everythinghereisreal@gmail.com.
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/everythinghereisreal/support2022-01-241h 06Everything Here Is RealEpisode 1: Everything here is real … except what isn’t. News from the National Enquirer and more.Love loser Matthew Perry, a diaper-wearing pervert and predictions from Nostradamus. Follow us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/everythinghereisreal and Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept. Shoot us an email at everythinghereisreal@gmail.com.
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