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World Alternative MediaEXCLUSIVE: 2025 & THE GRAND PSYOP! - The Hijacking Of Alt Media & How To Fix It with Jeff BerwickGET TICKETS TO ANARCHAPULCO HERE:
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Josh Sigurdson talks with Jeff Berwick of The Dollar Vigilante and Anarchapulco about the worldwide psyop to keep people on their knees to technocracy, statism and convenience as we are just days away from the latest "Inauguration" following November's (s)election.
Those of us who've been speaking out for decades remember when the alternative media didn't fall prey to the political left-right paradigm and instead exposed the psyop of the paradigm. Now, just like before, we see people defend it...2025-01-1956 min
Sure ThingFish Diesel Smoothie | Episode 99gThe endless potential of an uncharged phone.
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2024-06-301h 21
Sure ThingEpisode 99d - 99f ClipsClips from Patreon episodes 99d to 99d to excite and delight. Get weekly episodes on your very own, very special Sure Thing Patreon podcast feed when you subscribe.
Wow. You should definitely head to https://patreon.com/surething and get your sticky little hands on the many, many Patreon exclusive Sure Thing episodes in their entirety.
2024-06-251h 02
Sure ThingEpisode 99 - 99c ClipsClips from episodes 99 to 99c to wet your beak. Get weekly episodes (pretty consistently!) on your very own, very special Sure Thing Patreon podcast feed when you subscribe.
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2024-05-141h 04
Sure ThingA Little TasteThrough the most grueling parts of this year's festival season, Wolfey and Josh have been releasing episodes EXCLUSIVELY on Patreon.
Here's a taste in the form of clips - get the many hours of Patreon exclusive Sure Thing episodes at https://www.patreon.com/surething.
2024-03-191h 19
Sure ThingBoy with a Long Neck Stuck in a BarrelWe'll begin with a spin, traveling in the world of my creation. What we'll see will defy...explanation...
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http://patreon.com/surethinag2024-01-141h 21
Sure ThingSeroquel VinaigretteInducing somnolence for the only podcast audience that willfully defies the fundamental principles of classical physics.
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2024-01-051h 05
Sure ThingIsolation ReconciliationFollow us down a lazy river into a padded room.
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2023-12-201h 06
Sure ThingDeglazing the HiveA perpetual state of derealisation.
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2023-12-021h 01
Sure ThingPiggy with Butterfly WingsOne little piggy snuffled his way past the electric fencing. Occasionally an episode provides so much insight you'd think we were making clinical progress.
Bonus episodes every week at https://patreon.com/surething.
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2023-11-251h 45
Sure ThingPredictable RatThe cause of and solution to your trauma.
Get more Sure Thing at https://patreon.com/surething. Extra episodes every week.
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2023-11-182h 21
Sure ThingLife Insurance TrifectaTake a punt on your friends and family becoming insolvent.
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2023-11-131h 05
Sure ThingSense of Impending DoomWaking up screaming in a sensory desperation tank.
Full episode and bonus episodes every week at http://patreon.com/surething.
2023-11-0817 min
Sure ThingA Real Bad BoyWe are legally allowed to be here.
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2023-11-061h 18
Sure ThingA Cosmic Battle With a Force Known as KarmaStruggle eternal against 35 mortal enemies. Legally it is your obligation to take the fear of another as collateral.
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon.
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2023-10-291h 23
Sure ThingDungeons & Grand DragonsSabrina the Teenage Williams.
Patron exclusive episodes every week at https://patreon.com/surething.
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2023-10-211h 03
Sure ThingYou Know It, You Grow ItAnother tease for one of our weekly Patreon exclusive episodes.
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Sure ThingSpeedway ScumbagA day at the water park.
Weekly bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/surething.
2023-10-171h 20
Sure ThingPost Traumatic Stress ResponseYou're meant to be in shock.
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2023-10-081h 15
Sure ThingDoodles of DoodlesBuffing out the wrinkles in your brain so you can better put together those jigsaws in your mind's eye.
Full episode and bonus episodes every week at http://patreon.com/surething.
2023-10-0423 min
Sure ThingBust Route 7Basically a group edging session.
2023-09-301h 09
Sure ThingReversible Rugby JerseyMore Sure Thing at https://patreon.com/surething.
2023-09-241h 38
Sure ThingDolce & BananaDon't say fat one.
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2023-09-171h 28
Sure ThingTopical ChemotherapyOzymandiass.
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2023-09-061h 14
Sure ThingDark BarronHorny Conqueror seeks single Mum at school drop-off for scrambled eggs in the prison cafeteria. The diary is fake but the tears are real - you're like poetry so lemme slam?
A sliver of the Patreon episode. Get it and more in full at http://patreon.com/surething.
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2023-09-0319 min
Sure ThingNon-Verbal Magic 8 BallEverything must go in the paella.
2023-08-301h 39
Sure ThingRepealing Child Labour LawsBack in the old days you had children doing important jobs, now a lot of them aren't even allowed on a job site.
Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/surething.
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2023-08-2624 min
Sure ThingIt’s Just Lights, Colours and SoundsOzempic faced cotton picking wrinkly regressive therapy sandwich. Go Go Gadget Jelqing.
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2023-08-231h 31
Sure ThingMummy Likes ItA short bridging episode while Andrew fixes insidious technical issues.
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2023-08-2139 min
Sure ThingThere Will Be FUDGet your own MSB-branded child coffin from Armstrong & Wolfe Oil.
Patreon exclusive episode. Hear the rest at http://patreon.com/surething.
2023-08-1425 min
Sure ThingSuckoffagusYes hello, I am Gus.
2023-08-111h 15
Sure ThingMissed ConnectionsSome guy massaging your wife's breast at the public access infinity pool to calm himself down.
Patreon exclusive episode. Hear the rest at http://patreon.com/surething.
2023-08-0319 min
Sure ThingRio Tinto FamilyMining your dying brain, getting the main vein drained.
2023-07-311h 32
Sure ThingI’ve Never Regretted Hurting SomeoneYou're a permanent observer at the United Nations General Ass-embly.
More stuff, fuller episodes, extra trauma at the Patreon.
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2023-07-261h 26
Sure ThingBest Would to Have Never Shown at AllDerivative banana tricks for monkeys.
Patreon exclusive episode. Hear the rest at http://patreon.com/surething.
2023-07-1922 min
Sure ThingWorry TummyAll aboard, the Mate Ship is boarding and our final destination is Traumatic Bonding Experience. Bottoms up, dicks out, your legacy is weakness and your future is a medal for excellence in lawncare.
Full episodes on the Patreon feed at https://www.patreon.com/surething.
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2023-07-181h 26
Sure ThingPatreon Teaser | From Thine to Mine - How I Won the DivorceA Big Pussy Monster novel.
Patreon exclusive episode. Hear the rest at http://patreon.com/surething.
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Breaking the fourth wall for a moment, both of us enjoy making this piece of shit show immensely, even so we both hit some real bad...2023-07-1428 min
Sure ThingWasp Water AlchemistSniff a lemon, drink the wasp water and and lift yourself up, to tower eternal above your kids from way down in the ground. It's 3 demerits for evasion but a never ending joy to hook up to the car battery before the tube ends your sub-par alchemy altogether.
I jerked off 4 guys on my way here tonight, and boy are my arms tired.
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2023-07-121h 28
Sure ThingThis Podcast Intentionally Left Blank2023-03-041h 36
Sure ThingFlood Based Investment Strategy
Narrowly escape a deluge of child abuse, change your name and head to the airport as we ask "Where in the World is Roman Polanski?". Your buddy's out of prison selling hot pies.
Please DM us your IQ on Instagram.
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2023-03-012h 05
Sure ThingPump RotationWe are lifting you out of your ketamine haze for a girl's weekend to space. Hurry up and get your thongs on, we've only got 45 minutes before we need to be back at your mother's.
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2023-01-161h 51
Sure ThingMSN Virginlol u up? rents rnt hme. u wna drnk drve 2 myn n freek owt n bolt b4 u cn nock on my door? wldnt it be so randm if u gt in our van n cam wit us 2 da farm? we hav drugs i promis itl be siii1ck!1
no? lol k ttyl
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2022-11-072h 13
Sure ThingHotel IbisThe Moon God is angry.
Somebody screwed up their audio, so Somebody Else had to spend 20 hours fixing it in the edit. Thank you for your patience.
Jeffrey Dahmer & Greg has finally come to life. See the trailer: https://youtu.be/a87iquHJpo8.
Watch Sure Thing with your eyes at our Patreon.
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2022-10-211h 42
Sure ThingBalinese Mod ChipperWin a ticket to the Balinese mod shop, fire up the PS1 and stuff a baggie up your bum. Don't be a bad mule, we've racked up the fun and left you some.
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2022-10-072h 22
Sure ThingBarren SharonFrom hostile womb to chlorinated tomb, there has never been a better time to invest in foreign children. For just $1 per day or a couple of cigarettes, you could play parent to a future patent-making world leader, or mitigate your losses with some basic geo-location sleuthing. Your very own village to brothel is just bed, bath and beyond the horizon.
Tested positive for COVID an hour after recording this one. Appreciate your patience until I could get it up. Diligent fans may even catch a telling sniff or cough late into the ep.
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Sure ThingRank (Verb and Adjective)Fly in the face of height restrictions aboard a Bluetooth rocket ship heading to Mars. Anger is the fuel, a motivation, a tool. Train your camera in a last ditch attempt to capture a ghostly shadow - the shadow of your past towering enormous over an uncertain future. The pain of forgiveness and regret turn swiftly into love.
Full video is Patreon only.
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2022-08-252h 04
Sure ThingCold-Cocked Milk MaidThe thin veneer of inclusivity invites the exploitation of the most marginalised. Commodify the vulnerable for the battlefield and sexualise the disenfranchised. Synergise a progressive marketing strategy with some deep fake nudes to leverage your signal of virtue and increase profits this quarter. TikTok, time's running out and the grain is too.
We would like to state that Tate is a cuck and Wolfey's addiction to China's digital dissent weapon is being dealt with.
You can find Wolfey's appearance on Matt and Shane at: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod
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2022-08-142h 26
Sure ThingShooting Dogs in HeavenBecome the star attraction in the human zoo, Bane mask and all. If you look menacing enough, your soulmate might be just around the corner. No dogs in heaven, just dog meat in the fridge straight from the rainbow bridge - we're only falling deeper into an 18 month recession.
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2022-08-061h 44
The Logan Bartlett ShowEP 27: Convo with Lux’s Josh Wolfe and Our Best/Worst Crypto Debate with Slow Venture’s Sam LessinLux Capital’s Josh Wolfe joins to discuss startups in the current market, and the long-awaited release of the crypto debate between Zach Weinberg and Slow Venture’s Sam Lessin that got so heated we weren’t sure we could publish it.(0:00) - Intro(1:27) – Welcome Josh Wolfe(3:10) – Market updates(13:21) – Anti-bubble(16:28) – Consolidation(19:57) – Everything times pi(22:35) – Welcome Sam Lessin(25:43) – NY tech founders in ‘07(30:44) – Slow Ventures(33:12) – The crypto debate begins(41:57) – On chain real estate(49:19) – Legal protections(1:03:10) – Does it hold up in court?...2022-07-292h 23
Sure ThingReading Phonetically in PublicChew half a pack of cigarettes, your wife is going off the balcony at this corporate retreat. When AI takes all the good podcasting jobs, you'll be dreaming of $5 worth of fruit.
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2022-06-302h 05
The Logan Bartlett ShowEP 14: Lux Capital’s Josh Wolfe Talks Musk, Adobe’s Scott Belsky Talks Twitter, Bolt and Breslow Again, and Entering The Golden Age of Fraud Lawyers(00:00) Introducing Josh Wolfe(02:41) Elon Musk Buys Twitter Because No One Told Him He Can Buy Other Stuff(39:58) Bolt, Katara, and the World’s Greatest Time to be a Law Firm(56:53) Introducing Scott Belsky(57:18) Trying to Explain Twitter(67:55) Algorithms and Free Speech Follow the show:https://twitter.com/cartoonavatarshttps://www.instagram.com/cartoonavatars/https://www.tiktok.com/@cartoonavatars Follow the hosts:https://twitter.com/loganbartletthttps://twitter.com/wolfejoshhttps...2022-04-301h 18
Sure ThingRetardé Hour at the Gay Guy FactoryThis episode artwork is a photo I took at my psychiatrist's office, right outside the ECT room for the truly mentally-based who are looking to ascend, which tickled me to no end that maybe the answer to crippling depression and anxiety disorders could lay within a coffee table book about cruising.
I also sent Wolfey a picture of my psych's waiting room to get him off my back about editing the latest ep, he thought I was in crisis but I was just refilling a script. What a dumb cunt.
This is the real episode...2022-04-292h 23
Sure ThingSeason 2 DopeIt's like we were never gone.
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2022-04-291h 11
Don't You Know Who I Am? Hosted by Josh EarlMICF DYKWIA SAMPLERNo new episode from me this week (So April 13 can be the 300th episode, get tickets at joshearl.com.au) so instead here is a smapler from last years MICF sesaon.Social Me Me Media with Nina Oyama, Andy Lee, Tommy Dassalo and Alex Ward9-5 What A Way To Make A Living with Ross Noble, Celia Pacquola, Georgie Carroll and Andrew WolfeYeah Nah Yeah with Joel Creasey, Luke Heggie, Danielle Walker and Carl DonnellyWho Who Who Who with Anne Edmonds, CAmeron James, Ben Russell and Concetta Caristo2022-03-3158 min
Sure ThingScratch Your Bottom, Touch Your EyePiss on a school boy and watch your social credit soar. It's a new year and time to celebrate everything you've achieved in 2021. This episode is coming to you LIVE from May.
We do a big bit on Luxury ATMs which I believe did again in another episode months later without either of us realising that we had already done it before, some of the riffs are different I think.
Released early on our Patreon at patreon.com/surething.
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2022-01-021h 55
Sure ThingConsidtency Part 4
New, improved, regular servings of Sure Thing. This is Part 4 of a 2:40 pod. It might have come in short as I had to remove a very offensive impersonation from somewhere in there.
Congratulations to Alister Ryan for listening to 130 hours 51 minutes of the 74 hours 40 minutes of Sure Thing available over the past year.
Now this is the last part of Episode 37, but if my planning is correct we should already have at least one part of Episode 38 out, making this incredibly confusing.
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2021-12-3023 min
Sure ThingConsidtency Part 3
New, improved, regular servings of Sure Thing. This is Part 3 of a 2:40 pod.
Congratulations to Alister Ryan for listening to 130 hours 51 minutes of the 74 hours 40 minutes of Sure Thing available over the past year.
You can listen to Part 4 early at patreon.com/surething.
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2021-12-2338 min
Sure ThingConsidtency Part 2
New, improved, regular servings of Sure Thing. This is Part 2 of a 2:40 pod.
Congratulations to Alister Ryan for listening to 130 hours 51 minutes of the 74 hours 40 minutes of Sure Thing available over the past year.
You can listen to Part 3 early at patreon.com/surething.
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2021-12-1547 min
Sure ThingConsidtency Part 1
New, improved, regular servings of Sure Thing. This is Part 1 of a 2:40 pod.
Congratulations to Alister Ryan for listening to 130 hours 51 minutes of the 74 hours 40 minutes of Sure Thing available over the past year.
You can listen to Part 2 early at patreon.com/surething.
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2021-12-0848 min
Sure ThingNang King MassacreA man goes into a Doctor, he says "Doc, I'm depressed, I don't think I can take it anymore, I've been thinking about killing myself". The Doctor says "Pierrot the Clown is performing tonight, that should cheer you up."
The show is sold out, the man instead spends his money on the surething.money Patreon. He necks himself, but his credit card doesn't expire until 2025 so it works out pretty good for us and we make a bit extra when I don't need to buy a t-shirt.
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http://patreon.com/surething2021-11-241h 43
Sure ThingBlue Light BrothelTaking over Brigadoon one propaganda poster at a time. T-shirts now available.
Listen early at our Patreon patreon.com/surething.
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2021-11-072h 35
Sure ThingBring Me My Machine GunDebates become heated, dick-taties examined, judgement is passed. We're purging ourselves of our evils through bile and hate, spinning up the cult of personality and joining everybody down in the countryside to FASEA the music.
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2021-10-011h 40
Sure ThingMisterllaneous
Do you really identify with your gender? Give it some thought.
The Plague Doctors are doing a robbery, scouring the shelves for the Guinness World Records book and booking a ticket to join the Taliban on a team building exercise that will last the rest of their lives.
There are Chinese gulags where as many as 3 million Uyghur and other Muslim peoples have been detained.
Early access on Patreon. All the links at http://surething.money.
2021-08-272h 00
Sure ThingIce Cream CumSelf sucking through the glory hole in your face mask. Ouroblowus.
Released early on Patreon.
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2021-08-152h 18
Sure ThingPlease, Miss Gender Was My FatherWe've spent the last day digging a grave for ourselves and for you. This episode is a true car crash - curly dick and his robotic friend are finally in together in person. The thin veil of sobriety burns away around 1:20. Play quickdraw with a murderer, make no noise during sex and remember, it's not phobic because you aren't afraid of anything.
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2021-08-042h 17
Sure ThingBehind the CurtainGet your real estate license through repetitive concussion and CTE. Nobody is impressed by your expensive curtains when you made all your money importing and exporting brake discs for farming equipment. Council pick up is a permanent fixture are your neighbour's front lawn - raise your fists and get in their face in an attempt to win your life back.
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2021-07-121h 53
Sure ThingBack to BasicsRecorded in January.
Stop eating and watch the fat that comprises the majority of your personality disappear. It's a post-apocalyptic wasteland and we're the only podcast with the solution. Start a war, suck the tailpipe of a Ford Bronco and join the Patreon to get episodes early. Shot in the back of the head, left for dead, cheeseburger in one hand, fat fake milkers pushing up the dirt as you're lowered into the ground in your Greyhound coffin.
Return to sender at http://surething.money.
2021-05-152h 00
Sure ThingPussy AkimboSilviu loves us, Bernie is RIPping it up in heaven and even the audience plants are experiencing a sad quagmire of self-pity. Very wearisome with few redeeming qualities.
Are you in Perth? Andrew is performing at the Perth Comedy Festival. Shockingly he has not been featured on the front page of the website, but despite the best efforts of festivals around Australia to silence him, he has almost sold out his run at the the Regal Theatre. Tickets from https://www.perthcomedyfestival.com/event/andrew-wolfe-perth/.
He's also coming to Gold Coast/Brisbane at t...2021-04-272h 19
Don't You Know Who I Am? Hosted by Josh Earl250 - Ross Noble, Celia Pacquola, Georgie Carroll, Andrew WolfeRoss Noble, Celia Pacquola, Georgie Carroll, Andrew Wolfe and a packed room at the European Bier Cafe find out what secret Georgie knew about her dads new wife, why Wolfey didn't want to go to work, and how Ross scared a woman in her 70's.Come along this Sunday at 6pm to the European Bier Cafe AND also come to Apparently at the Imperial Hotel to see brand new half hours from Josh and Ben Lomas. Tickets for both shows at joshearl.com.auPlus become a Patreon subscriber at patreon.com/dykwia and...2021-04-0754 min
Sure ThingExecutive DecisionSmashing through the trampoline that was supposed to save us from the depths of despair, the bounce has become a climb with nary an "R U Okay?". Ripped of karate kids and questionable wording from a couple of smug fucks. Green belts are now $35 and if you don't pay up we're gonna nick your coats.
See Wolfey live at MICF: comedyfestival.com.au/2021/shows/andrew-wolfe
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2021-04-022h 16
Sure ThingGME-asy PeasyShort-squeeze yourself into a pair of dancing shoes and join us on the fire truck to get yourself a haircut. $800 tuck-ins for bedtime - we revolutionise public services to generate extra profit and commercialise what remains of society's heroes. Wait until your final moments before attempting a last-minute grab at the life you should've had.
Quit your job, eat your family, surething.money.
2021-02-212h 34
Sure ThingListen Up, Nerds (Trailer)Listen to the Sure Thing podcast.2021-01-2700 min
Sure ThingPaging Dr. LocksmithIs there a Doctor onboard? Paying for sad dates with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles credit card and screaming as we leave the runway. Alan Watts said it couldn't be done, but if you throw your parents under the bus you might just be able to get away with insider trading. Expressing the breast milk for your new ice cream business - leave one in the bowl while you listen to this episode for good fortune.
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2021-01-232h 05
Sure ThingI Miss SusanYou're the bull in the ornamentals shop, the relationship is breaking down and everybody has taken a bet with low odds that you're not getting the kids. Delivering CBT right into your ears this episode to the background of the fattest bass drop of everything embarrassing thing you've ever accidentally said out loud. Hold your kids under water until their hands become so prune-y that no psychic could ever possibly do an accurate psalm reading.
Now streaming the 10 hour editing process and live episodes to almost no viewers at twitch.tv/surethingpodcast. Sure Thing is an irony...2021-01-123h 27
Sure ThingASX:A2M (Ass 2 Mouth)We've only just gotten patched in and we're already having microsleeps on our big boy bikes. Set off the fireworks cos it's the first episode of a New Year featuring fresh opportunities to invest in a babychino direct from the almond's Double Fucken' Ds, a couple sniffs of the worst Darren Sadblokes your X-Defacto's ever heard and one of us works really hard to prove that a separation isn't always unfair on the man. Slap, smash, and leave on a roll: Duhka Devils forever, www.surething.money.
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2021-01-022h 05
Sure ThingNASDIQContrary to popular belief, depression, anxiety and suicide rates don't increase during this holiday season, they are just high all year round. Can't wait till my balls drop tonight!
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2020-12-312h 41
Sure ThingFull Metal JackoffSharpened teeth and anal fishhooks on a trampoline of dreams. Wolfey gets off the phone at 1:03:42.
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2020-12-142h 38
Sure ThingSperm in a BagIt's a Great Leap Forward, hacking up our culture and questioning a few others. Never looking back, always looking forwards to a simulated future where all outcomes are miserable. Neck a Fruity Lexia and deepfake a smile through all the weddings, market shifts and dig deep down inside yourself until you hit that hot, black yolk. If you were truly related to Napolean you wouldn't be such a coward.
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2020-12-062h 26
Sure ThingTourette's Bark CollarKnock-knock, I'm with Australian Solar Implants - can you spare a minute to jam this in your head? Christmas is around the corner, you asked for Cape Town and you're getting the Cape Town Flats. Try escape without getting your hand bitten off, or stand your ground, take off your shoes and fling an egg into the face of every alternative medicine practitioner.
It's not SUPERannuation unless it's invested at www.surething.money.
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2020-11-223h 10
Sure ThingTourette's Bark CollarKnock-knock, I'm with Australian Solar Implants - can you spare a minute to jam this in your head? Christmas is around the corner, you asked for Cape Town and you're getting the Cape Town Flats. Try escape without getting your hand bitten off, or stand your ground, take off your shoes and fling an egg into the face of every alternative medicine practitioner. It's not SUPERannuation unless it's invested at www.surething.money.2020-11-223h 10
Sure ThingToo Many NangsSentencing is being handed down and we're hoping for at least 8 years. New business ideas and conspiracy theories resonate with a very impressionable man living in a state of mental flux. Kill your neighbour and assume their identity for the ultimate rent reduction. Illuminati explored and Glitterati is ignored, the Chinese death camps await. A surprise milestone at the $10k Patreon mark is announced and we have received several shockingly real applications to invest through http://surething.money. Give us your Super, Coward.
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Intro music created by H-Pizzle.2020-11-172h 54
Sure ThingPrivate School SmirkYour cubicle is a coffin, you live in a postbox and 10% of your life is being stolen by Kogan. International sex crimes and dirty penis cleaning time - retirement's a lie and you might as well just jump into the hole with the rest of the drill.
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2020-11-112h 05
Sure ThingCoup de AssA golden tooth for a gilded man. It's Nesquik titties and abused, limp kiddies, flinging sand into the eyes of the Royals and a sharp turn left as we decide it's time to start redistributing the wealth now that we don't have any. We've waived the height restriction, so hurry up and hook yourself up to the giant ventilator with all your fishing village girlfriends. Die Piscasso or live retardo? Flip a coin and pray for head, but you're going under either way for the haircut of a lifetime.
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https://d...2020-11-032h 38
Sure ThingPyramid SchematicsAll profits from Sure Thing Podcast Pty Ltd will be used for chaos. It's a $1000 a day bender propped up by a pyramid scheme and enforced by gang of losers in cool jackets - we're hooked up to an MDMA drip to avoid a comedown. Inadvertent skull crushing as the 3 step program takes 12 steps back. Grab a vibrating stick and help us bash every ounce of what will hopefully be recognised as irony from your hot chicken.
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Sure ThingDuhkhaThis is Episode 14. Andrew has lost his family, his position and now he has managed to lose Episode 13 of this horrible little podcast as well. Claiming to be Icarus but more akin to Danny DeVito as the goat man in Hercules, there is no reception among the clouds which means nobody can call to warn you that you're actually hurtling back towards the ground. A schooner is thrown, a whale is poked, the dreams of a hapless duo disintegrate, dusty between clutching fingers. Burn the ecolodge to the ground to kill all the spiders, because riffs lost may never...2020-10-211h 55
Sure ThingThe MSB EpisodeBirth. Sorrow. Separation. Wanting. Clinging. These are the sutras of duhkha and, according to the charts, we are 40% of the way to ridding ourselves of any remaining shred of ego. Rip the ventilator out or live long enough to realise you died in your cubicle. This is the MSB episode.
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Sure ThingEating Extra CoconutsEvicted from the house and eliminated from the island, Wolfey talks about not getting let on this season of Big Brother. The producers say the psych evaluation is bad and we've tested positive for rheumatoid arthritis after years of being being punched in the face. You are the secondary character, smashing your kids' piggy bank for more IKEA hotdogs. Fold out the cot, we're sleeping in the office tonight to keep an eye on all those green charts. This is not the MSB episode.
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Sure ThingCharlie and the Chocolate Wheel Pty LtdA piercing ring echoes out through the night, a howling rhythmic scream that serves as backdrop to the visage of the boys danger dancing with ASIC. Your DNA is on file and the dogs can smell your hereditary predisposition for failure. Doomed to repeat the mistakes of your ancestors, you must trash your loved ones to beat the HFT shorts. The treasure hunt is set to become real as we incorporate the chocolate wheel gambling podcast into a viable profit-churning entity, trading virtual Beanie Babies and taking a 30% brokerage fee for the trouble. Pony up your life savings and...2020-09-301h 49
Sure ThingTikTok Shotgun/Trading ShogunWatt's happening, Folks? It's that time of the night - put your hands together and welcome Chicken Liver to the stage for the last time, closing out by leveraging Jesus for a final performance before returning to the void on the way home. This week's corporate retreat is a delight for the senses sure to create a few exes. Leave your wife at home, she's taking it in the divorce anyway, spike a pint glass into the pool and experience some shitty miracles. Honesty is killing you. You have to drill deeper to find the strength to achieve success.2020-09-232h 28
Sure ThingGus's Gumboot GullySpit into the mirror but never reflect long enough to remember that you're the root of all your problems. Reach nirvana with the power of shadenfreudening your own position, even a giant sweater can come apart by tugging on a single thread for long enough. Deputy Wolfey finally diversifies, Josh liquidates his feelings. Identifying the scams running rampant in small towns all over the world culminates in unity through music. Bash your dog, cut the phone lines, you sell gum boots.
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2020-09-162h 08Sure ThingGround Down to the RootRobot Boy goes in for faulty dump pipe, teeth are being ground into dust faster than margin future positions are being liquidated and we're wide-eyed all night with the halogens piercing into the deep recesses of our brains. Mainly a discussion on chemicals with a brief interlude on chomos.
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2020-09-0658 minSure ThingPlumber's Snake CharmerCast your net from bridge of opportunity into the nighttime of an endlessly ignorant future. If you listen through you'll get to hear a man nearly cry. Class warfare starts tonight.
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2020-09-042h 09Sure ThingA Fish Slammed Into a DustbinClean all the sand you dirty little snail, the locusts are here - it's not a beautiful mind and you're not John Forbes Nash, it's a disgusting nightmare, you're John Forbes' Gash and you're forever trapped behind the glass, staring out at a room full of people you respect laughing directly into your stupid snail face. We are screaming downwards today as the margin closes in, and the only possible future position is snotty, weepy begging on your knees.
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2020-08-272h 01Sure ThingDrive Forward Into the Snow Where Wealth is CreatedReturns are diminishing but aggression is at an all-time high. You can't burn bridges if you don't have enough gasoline - siphon the fuel from Nigel's Camry and slash his tyres to make it look like somebody broke into the underground car park during lunch.
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2020-08-201h 32Sure ThingSell MSB Buy HMCGet out of stem cells, and shoot off some sperm cells - invest a Honda Civic into a lamp post and take the eternal drive.
2020-08-141h 25Sure ThingA Registered BrokerIt's all upside, Baby. From 250 to 320k in one week. Andrew Wolfe cannot lose. Mesoblast FOREVER.
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2020-08-131h 30Sure ThingPast Performance is Not an Indicator of Future ResultsCandlesticks go "wee".
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Don't You Know Who I Am? Hosted by Josh Earl204 - Mike Goldstein, Andrew Wolfe, Bec Charlwood and Tim HewittMike Goldstein, Andrew Wolfe, Bec Charlwood and Tim Hewitt find out that we are all finding delight in watching narcissists struggle in lockdown, What Wolfey did in Uni to afford beers and how Tim's mum got on the roof.Also a sneak peek at Top 5, a Patreon only podcast available at patreon.com/DYKWIA for subscribers $5 or more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-05-061h 16
Don't You Know Who I Am? Hosted by Josh Earl193 - Nikki Britton, Andrew Wolfe, Jon Pinder and Rose CallaghanNikki Britton, Andrew Wolfe, Jon Pinder and Rose Callaghan recorded live at the Fremantle Comedy Factory where we find out who is no good at sport, why you should go to a Britton family wedding, and Wolfey could juts be the greatest Secret Santa ever Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-02-191h 03
Degenerates Debate8-29. Short Football review of week 1, Andrew Luck Retiring and Degenerates PicksJosh and Blake go in depth breaking down the winners they had from week 0. They look at ahead at some games in week 1 and give their opinions. Andrew Luck retires? Happy for him. And finally the boys are coming off a HEATER with their picks and hope to continue the flame into week one with some picks.2019-08-2935 min