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The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastThe Final VARdict - Season 8 FinaleWhat happened on the last day, all the season stats and important awards - Ft Tudor, Josh, JamesK, Tom, Andy and BuNgLe2025-05-291h 02The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastPremature EnjubilationsSumming everything up going into the last game week...and some controversy. Ft Dave, Ali, Bungle and Andy hosting2025-05-2154 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastFrickin Laser Beams!!!CDP Future Draft, We found Barney and all the CDP news with 3 to play! Ft Josh, Ali, Barney, Tom, Andy and Bungle2025-05-071h 05The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastA Forking Great Time!Who is forked and who is borked? CDP round up, another quiz and how bad can it all be? Ft. Rob, Josh, JamesK, BuNgLe and Host Andy??? 2025-04-241h 14The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastQuizzical looks and missing Wands!Only got a bloody quiz...oh and CDP stuff as well! Ft Sam, Josh, Tom, Andy and Bungle!2025-04-081h 11The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastEnd of Season Predictions...Maybe!Top quality CDP analysis and expert view, with amazing predictions! Ft. Jamie, Josh, Rob, Andy...and I think Tudor and Bungle as well.2025-03-181h 00The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastPOTUS!CDP chat probably...haven't listened yet...but I know there is a VIP guest presenting! Ft. Ali, Garth, JamesK, Tudor and Andy2025-03-041h 04The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastSORRY that went sideways + Future Headlines!CDP news, headlines and a descent into cancellation – Ft Rob in the hoist, Pete, Phil, Tudor, Drunk Andy, Stevie Bruce, Bobby, Paul and a few very questionable themes!2025-01-221h 18The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastNew Years Intentions 2025Bumpy...I mean Bumper 4 Game Week review episode with a smattering of CDP resolutions. Ft. Hugh in the Hoist, JamesK, Andy and Big Tom hosting!2025-01-091h 10The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastBunch of Jingling Bells!Christmas Special I believe - no idea what it's about, should probably listen...oh but I know it Features Ali, Tudor, JamesK, Andy, TomP and not Sabrina Carpenter!
Happy Christmas x2024-12-1900 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastFanks GivenAre you thankful for CDP updates? Hot takes? Nearly a thanksgiving segment? Ft. a lubricated Josh, an emotional Rackett, Hugh de Fromage with Andy pulling rank and Tudor pulling something else!2024-12-0358 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastLikely O'LADS!A not ripped off Likely rating segment with all your CDP news and Reviews Ft. Brave Jimmy getting hoisted by Nick, with JamesK recording it, Andy holding the door and Tom in charge of the whole thing!2024-11-131h 01The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastOasis...but better Our Kid!Cracking Oasis/Football Quiz plus CDP catchup Ft. Ali getting Moist, Niall getting lairy, examiner JamesK, mint TommyP and Hungover Andy2024-10-231h 12The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastStrip Advisor 24'Strap in...Foy in the Hoist, Best/Worst kits of the season, Final Transfers and all your CDP News/Results/Stuff.
Ft. Foy, JamesK, Andy, Tom, Bungle and not Niall2024-09-041h 17
The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastDysfunction and MISTRUST Cooking in the CDPtudor hugh josh dellar get put RIGHT in the cupboard
2023-01-201h 00The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastSome Young GuyTudor is joined by Mike, Phil, and Andy for extremely predictable results.2022-11-171h 02The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastUS Midterms: Election Results & AnalysisTom is joined by Sam, Culley, Foy, and Dellar to discuss the top tier of everyone's favourite imaginary competition.2022-11-101h 14The Crème Dellar Prem Podcast3.5 Tonne TrainersGarth, Rob, Josh, and Dellar get a bit too SDM.2022-11-021h 05The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastYou've Got NoFoy and Will join Josh, Andy, and Tom to rank who the most satisfying managers to beat are.2022-10-1257 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastHashThis pod has Bobby AND Jamie on it. Damn! Also starring Dellar, Kennedy, Pole. Sorry my audio wasn't working!2022-10-0659 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastThe Drafties: 2022Rob is joined on the red carpet by Dellar, Tom, Niall, and Crouch for this year's award ceremony.2022-09-2253 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastKit OffHost Tom is joined by Wilson, Dellar, Kennedy, and Josh for this year's STRIPADVISOR!!!!!!!!!!2022-09-1555 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastPut it away, TudorHost Hugh is joined by Dellar, Barney, Culley, and Pete. The doctor will see you now!2022-09-081h 02The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastIt's early days. Early days. ᴱᵃʳˡʸ ᵈᵃʸˢ.Tudor is joined by Will, Dellar, Kennedy, and Bungle. It's early days.2022-08-241h 11The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastInDelarnationaleAndy, Josh, Barney and Nick join Tudor to discuss: whose butt is hottest?2022-08-181h 04The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastHaaland FingerDellar, Garth, Bungle, and Jamie join Tommy to discuss gameweek one. It begins.2022-08-1157 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastThe Waiver WireNew boy Jimmy joins Tudor, Dellar, Rob and Ali to go through the transfer business so far, and sit in the seat that is hot.2022-07-291h 06The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastSeagullgate IINew season, new seagulls. Hugh, Phil, Dellar, Tommy, Barney.2022-07-2059 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastCREME DELLAR POD: 21/22To tide you over, here's literally the best bits of last season. Enjoy! See if you said anything funny enough to make it in.2022-07-052h 14The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastBirdcastTudor is joined by Dellar, Bungle, Kennedy, and Barney to surmise the football (real and imaginary). Not 100% on why this one is bird-themed.2022-05-141h 10The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastYou're acting as if all of this means something - which it doesn't.Bobby's back! Joined by Tommy, Nick, Dellar, and Rob. Talking about the run-in!2022-04-2859 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastFARMCASTTudor is joined by Dellar, Sam, Josh, and 1/6 of Jamie to talk farmer's leagues, Tractor S.C., and (crop) rotation.
,2022-04-081h 06The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastHast-Dellar Vista, BabyQuick! He's gone! Run! Niall's on this one (get in), with Hugh, Tommy, JK, Bungle.2022-03-241h 03The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastThe Return of the KingMARK returns to tell us all what we're doing wrong. Also feat. Dellar, Barney, Tom, Tudor.2022-03-1759 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastValentine's Special 2022Who is the sexiest CDP manager? Tudor, Dellar, Kennedy, Hugh, and Jamie reach a definitive decision. Plus three gameweeks of catching up to do. Raunchy stuff, NSFW.2022-02-161h 06The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastEyes on the pulseTommy is joined by Andy, Rob, Fuller, and Phil to gaze into an orb and bring back some HEADLINES FROM THE FUTURE.
Plus - the show sounds a million times better now (sick producing)2022-01-211h 07The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastOthelloTHE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT on the RESHAPING of the CDP PYRAMID... plus NEW YEAR's RESOLUTIONS with TUDOR and DELLAR and HUGH and FOY and kennedy.2022-01-061h 06The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastDaniel BarkeTommy is joined by Dellar, Josh, Bungle, and Barney to (genuinely) talk about dogshit (for about half the episode). I really enjoyed this one! Happy New Year!2021-12-301h 00The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastFuller will stew AliHonestly I (Pedro) wasn't on this one so I can't speak to its quality or content. I think Tudor was hosting, with Dellar, Ali, and Bungle. I hope it's a bad episode (to prove how necessary I am to the process). I'm very needy! Merry Christmas!!!!!!!2021-12-231h 07The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastRomeo's LabiaTommy, Dellar, Rob, and Hugh discuss the last three gameweeks, and build a DRAFT DYNASTY.2021-12-1656 minThe Crème Dellar Prem Podcast8th most scoringestNick, James, Andy, and Rob join Tommy to talk about the weird midweek gameweek, and learn some trivia about managers new and old. I almost forgot to join the skype call because I was totally engrossed by Heat (Michael Mann 1995). Really good movie.2021-11-301h 11The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastPOLECASTThe elusive Pole joins Tudes, Dellar, Josh, and Bungle to talk Grzegorz Rasiak and other notable poles, plus real football (premier league) and imaginary football (CDP).2021-11-2551 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastPast Your BedtimeTommy P hosts, joined by Stew, Dellar, Phil, and Culley to play a round of 'Family Misfortunes'.2021-11-111h 04The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastDellarwoodHad to cancel this one... nasty incident with a prop gun. Tudor hosts, with Dellar, Mike, Josh, JK.2021-10-281h 00The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastWill Mike Josh James?One of Pete/Kennedy/Bungle pulled out of this podcast, so one of Pete/Kennedy/Bungle stepped in, and we did a joke where the understudy pretended to be the one who was meant to actually be on the podcast (for some of it). I have no idea who was actually on! I don't think it was Kennedy. I found this episode very confusing. I think Hugh was hosting. Andy was definitely on it. So was Sam? Maybe Ali? We definitely talked about the BDR.2021-10-0852 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastTiananmen SquareBarney, Andy, Josh and Kennedy join Tommy to play "Josh Stammers' Play Your Player Points Right" plus plus plus plus plus etc.2021-09-301h 09The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastIt's a facial ensemble!Garth, BF, Wilson, Jamie, and Andy join glorious leader Tudor to do all the usual stuff, but this time it's an LDE special brew.2021-09-2352 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastBattle of the Sh*tcuntsniall josh tudor dellar and tommy do this seasons STRIPADVISOR... thats right... its not a user-generated review aggregator for dancing naked and semi-naked women... it's the review of the BEST and WORST and MEDIUM football kits for the 21/22 season... plus everything else... i put an asterisk in the title... are you fucking happy...2021-09-021h 02The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastVery Nice!Apologies to glorious nation of Kazakhstan pls keep listening to the podcast etc. Tommy Dellar Phil Hugh Kennedy. It's a 'hot takes' episode, brought to you by diazepam (top gear!) and sleepless nites. Weeewaaa wooo waaa very nice.2021-08-261h 08The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastPDDD!? what PDDD!?Crouch and The Man with the Bungle Finger join Tudor, Dellar, and Wand to review the draft, the first gameweek, the cup draw, the waivers, the next gameweek, bla bla fucking bla. Lock in and lock down. Yeah boiiiiiiiiii2021-08-1855 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastFarmcastTudor, Dellar, Rob, Barney, and Jamie talk DRAFT STRATEGY. It's one day away aaaaaaaaaah. All the transfers. Who's actually going to be available? Lukaku? Adam Armstrong? No idea. Did the last draft alone in a hotel room BLASTING opera. Would recommend!!!! Predicted SDM draft order: 1. Rob (Fernandes) 2. Tudor (Kane) 3. Josh (Salah) 4. Mike (Mane) 5. Will (Sancho) 6. Lee (De Bruyne) 7. Pedro ([REDACTED]) 8. Kennedy (Sigurdsson)2021-08-111h 07The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastBetHectorEpisode one. Season five. The boys (Tommy, Dellar, Josh, Kennedy, Bungle) preview the promoted teams (useful), the big transfers (sort of useful), and reveal the official winner of the BEST TEAM NAME award (totally irrelevant).2021-08-031h 02The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastThe Best Dellar Pod: Episode TwoPart two. This one's even funnier, I think.2021-07-271h 01The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastThe Best Dellar Pod: Episode OneWe've gone back through the 20/21 pod to find and select the best bits. Here's the first half. It's super funny. Enjoy!2021-07-261h 06The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastBungle fingerDual hosts Tommy P and Tudor are joined by Dellar, Kennedy, Hugh, Barney, Josh, and Rob to round up the season.2021-05-271h 43The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastFor Fuck's SakeAndy, Josh, Kennedy, Hugh, and Culley Culley look back at a decisive penultimate week, and ahead to the FINAL WEEK. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH.2021-05-211h 07The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastLong & SnappyJTW is joined by Dellar, Barney, Sam, and JK to discuss 'the longest player in the Premier League', plus all the usual stuff. It's the run in! Getting pretty exciting tbf.2021-05-151h 11The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastNothing HappenedNothing interesting happened in football world this week, yeah? Tommy P hosts, joined by Dellar, Phil, Josh, and Mike to discuss, you know, whatever.2021-04-241h 10The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastThe Rob Carlisle Stuart Dallas Tribute Special EpisodeTudor, JK, Barney, Dellar, and Niall join Rob Carlisle for an hour-long tribute to the tattooed Northern Irish sensation.
(Not really.)2021-04-151h 09The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastNuthin’ But a ‘CDP’ ThangTommy P, Andy, Tudor, and Josh are joined by Bobby to explore the strange intersection between hip-hop and football, plus all the usual CDP stuff.2021-03-2451 minThe Crème Dellar Prem Podcastᴱˣᵗʳᵉᵐᵉˡʸ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᴾᵒᵈᶜᵃˢᵗ ᴱᵖᶦˢᵒᵈᵉGarth, Andy, and Rob join host Tommy P to discuss the upcoming miniature gameweek, plus the usual look back at the week's Prem and Creme action.
(Really excited to see if the superscript on the episode title works or not - obviously this message won't make sense if it doesn't.)2021-03-1758 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastImpressionist? I thought he was a painter!Crouch, Phil, and Will join Tommy P and Dellar to play the much-loved, classic quiz game: 'Football, or not to do with football?'. Very exciting. Plus, we talk the CDP (also very exciting) and the Prem (not very exciting).2021-03-121h 04The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastKennedy TripleHost Tudor is joined by Pete, Nick, Tommy P and the Commish to discuss life at the top of the league. Listen for genuinely quite useful insight and tips on how they got all the way up there.2021-03-061h 05The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastFuck BungleDellar hosts James, Barney, Wilson, and Bungle to stir up some resentment, Norfolk-style.2021-02-261h 03The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastNo sex please, we're fantasy football managers.Stew and Phil join Tudor, Dellar, and JK for a very steamy Valentine's Day special.2021-02-191h 03The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastPhil ColinMark and Hugh join Andy, Tom, and Tudor to discuss the Wooden Spoon race, the Cup, the 'bucket', and all the usual stuff.2021-02-111h 02The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastHeadlines from the futureBUNGLE!!!!
And Tudor, Dellar, JK, Rob, whatever.
Just so you know, the style guide denotes capitalisation - if it were up to me (Pedro), the title of this episode would be 'Headlines from the Future', not 'Headlines from the future'. Just FYI.2021-02-051h 14The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastRatchet and CrouchWhat were those guys, like a future mouse and a sentient rucksack? Lol.
Rackett and Crouch guest to talk relegation prospects.2021-01-291h 03The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastThe Halfway PointThe season's half over. We're almost there. Bobby joins. Barney, Dellar, Tommy, JK.2021-01-261h 18The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastHello!Foy is the guest, joining Tommy P, Will, Dellar and Tudor for two new segments, plus the usual stuff.2021-01-161h 04The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastFive decide who wins the cupTudor is joined by Andy, Tommy P, James ‘JK’ Kennedy, and Fuller to do the usual stuff and, following the group stages of the cup, decide who is going to win the bloody thing.2021-01-081h 10The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastHindsight: 2020Tommy P is joined by The Commish, Ali, Rob, and Tudor to fight about the CDP-FPL 2020 Team of the Year. Plus all the usual nonsense.2021-01-021h 07The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastNot so special Christmas SpecialKennedy hosts (unfortunately), joined by The Commish, Tommy P, Tudor, Phil, and Will for a back-to-basics Christmas spectacular. Merry Christmas, all.2020-12-231h 08The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastTokyo Denki KagakuA deep dive into the coolest league - the LDE - with Tommy P, Jamie, Barney, and Wilson.2020-12-181h 16The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastHolding Mee Long White KochDeep dive into the BDR this week with Sam, Rob, Niall, Tudor, and host Tommy P. I know we used this basic joke format as a title before, but this is a longer, better version of that joke.2020-12-151h 20The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastBDSDMAndy's not on this episode, so I can write WHATEVER I WANT in the description.
We do a deep dive on the SDM with Culley, Kennedy, Nick, Tom, and Tudor.
Boobs!2020-12-101h 21The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastCool leagueJosh, Mike, and Phil join Tom and Andy to do a deep-dive on the CDP.2020-12-021h 12The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastCompound of HorrorAndy, Tom, Josh, and Pedro are in the studio. Tudor was meant to be here too, but he got locked out. And Kennedy's completely AWOL. And who exactly is this creepy old janitor that keeps showing up?2020-10-291h 07
The Crème Dellar Prem Podcast50th EPISODE SPECTACULARTudor, Tommy P, Jay-Kay and the Commish are joined at the CDPPC (Creme Dellar Prem Podcast Compound) by, well, everyone to discuss the last gameweek's insanity.2020-10-091h 26The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastVoulez-vouz coucher avec Lithuania?Tudor, Andy, and James are joined by LDE new entrant Barney to deconstruct the draft and talk GW1.2020-09-171h 01The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastSo... It's Come to ThisLee, your 2019/20 season wooden spoon holder, is the guest. He joins regulars Andy, Tommy, and James to discuss the final day. Which is Sunday.2020-07-2452 min
The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastPerfect!Tom, Andy and Tudor are joined by guest Stew. Choose your fighter!2020-07-1442 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastThe Run In: Part DeuxTommy, Andy et James est joined par le host previeux 'Tudor' et le neauveau entree de la league pour le season 20/21, 'Windsor'. Ils sont discusse les run in pour le relegation de la leagues. Merde!2020-07-1049 min
The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastLega Della DoldrumsCommish Andy, Host Tommy, and Colour James are joined by Guest Nick. We're getting to the run-in. It's all getting quite exciting.2020-07-0456 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastI mean, I sweat a lotCrouch joins Andy, Will and host Tom to talk about the first gameweek. Plus, a very special guest from beyond the grave.2020-06-2348 minThe Crème Dellar Prem Podcast100 DaysTom and Andy are joined by Sam, Mark, and a celebrity guest.2020-06-1633 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastSelf-IsolationTom has coronavirus. Andy has coronavirus. James has coronavirus. Ali has coronavirus.2020-02-1352 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastLe Baguette MagiqueTudor and Sam make triumphant returns. Tom, Dellar and Will monotonise. Pedro is absent and everyone really misses him. :-(2020-01-3154 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastConcrete and Sh*t: BurnleyThis week Tommy P and Dellar are joined by Niall and James to talk about 'things Burnley is made of'. And apparently, we were all in a cup? But some of us aren't anymore? I'm sure Commish will explain it.2020-01-2143 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastSat down for a sh*tCulley joins, Will gloats, Dellar weeps and Tom signs off.2020-01-1645 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastDavíd MoyézJames, Will, Andy and Pedro wrap-up 2 gameweeks in the CDP and discuss the first knockout round of the cup.2019-12-3153 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastThe Big Fat Fantasy Quiz of the YearEveryone's drunk again. Tom, Will, and Dellar are joined by Josh and Sam for a quiz, plus all the usual nonsense.2019-12-2459 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastHe doesn't drink much except weekdaysJosh returns and a familiar voice heads to the hot seat. Between them, Will and Andy they lay down some bold predictions for the future.2019-12-1249 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastFriday DrinksGood job we didn't do this episode at 9PM, Andy's a goner. Tommy P hosts, Jimmy K joins, Colin guests. Let's try and make a trade happen.2019-12-071h 06The Crème Dellar Prem PodcastRichard Chaplow Trap HouseAndy, Will, and occasional host Tommy P are joined by Greg, to talk about how Greg made the pod's theme tune. Thank God the international break is over.2019-11-2855 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastFamily FeudYour hosts Tudor, Andy, and Will are joined by pod regular Tommy P and his father Mark to discuss father/son rivalry, son/son rivalry, and father/Heung Min Son rivalry. Plus a deep dive into the D.A. Cup.2019-11-0756 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastYour Friendly Neighbourhood Bakery BouncerHaving successfully managed to get over having Phil on the last episode, Tudor and Andy are joined by James who steps in for Will and latest super-guest, Niall. They take a look at the cup at the half way point in the group stage as well as the regular fantasy segments.2019-10-1052 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastEmergency MeasuresTudor goes AWOL, Dellar talks too much and Will repeats himself, again. On a positive note, Tommy P steps up to save the the day. Also, Culley guests in the brand new studio to talk about West Ham rising, busted draft picks and those teams with favourable fixtures with waivers you might want to look at.2019-09-2651 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastWinless in Wass-landTudor welcomes our latest guest, Stew, who joins Andy and Will to talk weeks three and four. The CDP train also stops at stats-town in the absence of the DA cup.2019-08-2942 minThe Crème Dellar Prem PodcastSeagull-GateHost Tudor tees up Andy and Will on the big summer imports to the Premier League and assess their fantasy value; we ask, 'which transfers do you want to see before the window closes?' and the boys tell you what to expect going forward from the Crème Dellar Prem podcast.2019-07-2328 min