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Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonTender-Handed City BoysThe Beautiful Boys are solo this week and talk about parents who do drugs, pro-steroid tournaments, and New York’s harsh winter. They address the onslaught of Alaska comments and listen to a voicemail straight from the source. A listener calls in to recount his Wife Wins.
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2025-12-301h 04Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonIs Jesus Christ Gonna Be There?Happy Holidays! The Beautiful Boys are solo this week and get into the holiday spirit by talking about caroling, Elf on the Shelf, and some of their New Year's Resolutions. They discuss making new friends as parents and using ChatGPT for therapy.
Leave us a voicemail and we'll answer you on the show: (646) 598-2417
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FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/
2025-12-231h 05Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonThat Train Has SailedThe Beautiful Boys do a solo episode and talk about old school comics, how long they could realistically survive in the woods, and taking steroids. They bond about baby diaper blowouts and end with an intense dessert talk.
Leave us a voicemail and we'll answer you on the show: (646) 598-2417
For bonus episodes and extra content, join our Patreon: www. patreon.com/BeautifulBoysPodcast
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/
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2025-12-161h 05Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonFight Bed (with Robby Slowik)The Beautiful Boys are joined by comedian Robby Slowik! They give a Thanksgiving recap, talk about the new season of Stranger Things, and discuss upstate New York poster shops. Robby recounts an insane Busta Rhymes concert, Andy reveals he’s writing a book, and Mike talks about his love of ironing.
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Website: https://www.robbyslowik.com/
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2025-12-091h 09Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonCroatia Money (with Brooks Wheelan)The Beautiful Boys are joined by comedian Brooks Wheelan! They talk about spending your whole day at Erewhon, $700 concert tickets, and camping on the east coast versus the west coast. They also discuss their favorite bathhouses and insane backstories from Alaskan people.
FOLLOW BROOKS:
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6737Ew1vm8
Website: https://brookswheelan.com/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookswheelan/
X: https://x.com/brookswheelan
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2025-12-021h 11Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonTire Swing Menorah (with Brendan Sagalow)Honorary Beautiful Boy, Brendan Sagalow, returns to the podcast to discuss awful New York drivers, getting scammed, and Mayor Mamdani. Mike sits on his balls, Andy has a couple black toenails, and Brendan is a girl dad in the making.
FOLLOW BRENDAN:
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TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brendansagalow
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrendanSagalow
BRENDAN'S PODCASTS:
Sagdaddy Da Pod: https://www.youtube.com/@BrendanSagalow
Fart Carnival: https://www.youtube.com/ @FartCarn...
2025-11-251h 19Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonLosing the FightThe Beautiful Boys are solo this week and talk about slight stalking, daily microdosing, and taking Adderall at summer camp. Andy recalls a time he was having guilt dreams, and Mike talks about how to teach your kids to fight.
Leave us a voicemail and we'll answer you on the show: (646) 598-2417
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/
X: https://x.com/imandyhaynes
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imandyhaynes
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_TUtYGZC368ntf1Rm7wiw
Mike Cannon
Tickets: https://www.mikecannoncomedy.com/...
2025-11-181h 08Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonFriend of the Pod (with Anthony Devito)The Beautiful Boys are joined by comedian Anthony Devito! Anthony sells the boys on Stitch Fix, reminisces about his days as a comment moderator, and shares how he got his start in comedy. Also in this episode, Mike gets judged for bath time and Andy reveals he's started wearing running tights.
FOLLOW ANTHONY:
Website: https://www.anthonydevitocomedy.com/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comediananthonydevito/
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@comediananthonydevito
PunchUp: https://punchup.live/anthonydevito
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@comediananthonydevito
WELCOME TO TALK TOWN PODCAST: http://www.youtube...
2025-11-111h 06Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonSquashing the Beef (with Mike Recine)The Beautiful Boys are joined by comedian Mike Recine! Andy and Mike address the “bad mover” beef. They talk about punching doors over Halloween costumes, code switching, and losing your kid in a whale park.
FOLLOW MIKE:
Website: https://www.mikerecinecomedy.com/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mikerecinecomedy/
X: https://x.com/mikerecine
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/MichaelRecine
“RECINE TIME” PODCAST:
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/recine-time/id1621651987
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3Of...
2025-11-041h 24Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonThe Pigs of Horses (with Blair Socci)The Beautiful Boys are joined by comedian Blair Socci! The group talks about getting diagnosed with autism, having an identity crisis after quitting sports, and cute animal algorithms.
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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blairsocci/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@blairsocci
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@blairsocciofficial/
Substack: https://blairsocci.substack.com/
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2025-10-281h 10Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonGator Boys (with Kerryn Feehan)The Beautiful Boys are back this week with comedian Kerryn Feehan! They talk about Gator farms, sugar daddies, and the Renaissance Faire. Kerryn and Andy bond over running and Mike may be coming around on car camping.
FOLLOW KERRYN:
Tickets: https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/comedians/kerryn-feehan
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kerrynfeehan/
Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@onlyfeehans
TikTok: http://tiktok.com/@kerrynfeehan
X: https://x.com/FeehanKerryn
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes...
2025-10-2159 minBeautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonRefillith My CupThe Beautiful Boys are solo this week and talk about what counts as fraud, serial killers on the loose in the country, and keeping the magic alive for your kids.
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/
X: https://x.com/imandyhaynes
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imandyhaynes
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_TUtYGZC368ntf1Rm7wiw
Mike Cannon
Tickets: https://www.mikecannoncomedy.com/
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox42kz7j5mU
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iammikecannon/
X: https://x.com/IamMikeCannon
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@iammikecannon
Facebook: https://www.facebook.co
2025-10-141h 05Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonCar Camping (with Nathan Macintosh)The Beautiful Boys are back with a chaotic new episode featuring comedian Nathan Macintosh! They dive into A.I. taking people’s jobs, fat generals, and the great car camping debate.
FOLLOW NATHAN:
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gApnofHJLoo
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nathanmacintosh/
Tickets: https://punchup.live/nathanmacintosh/tickets
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nathanmacintosh
X: https://x.com/nathanmacintosh
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc...
2025-10-071h 10Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonSleep is the Cousin of DeathThe Beautiful Boys are solo this week and talk about booty short boxers, cat problems, and 55 year-olds making out. Mike details another wild birthday party incident, and Andy memorializes Robert Redford.
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Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc
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X: https://x.com/imandyhaynes
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imandyhaynes
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_TUtYGZC368ntf1Rm7wiw
Mike Cannon
Tickets: https://www.mikecannoncomedy.com/
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox42kz7j5mU
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iammikecannon/
X: https://x.com/IamMikeCannon
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@iammikecannon
Facebook:
2025-09-301h 02Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonNot Ready For RevolutionThe Beautiful Boys are solo this week and get heavy with politics, reincarnation and free speech. They also talk about staring too hard at frozen pizza fonts and boardwalk t-shirts.
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/
X: https://x.com/imandyhaynes
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imandyhaynes
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_TUtYGZC368ntf1Rm7wiw
Mike Cannon
Tickets: https://www.mikecannoncomedy.com/
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox42kz7j5mU
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iammikecannon/
X: https://x.com/IamMikeCannon
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@iammikecannon
Facebook:
2025-09-231h 04Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonClassic New MeThe Beautiful Boys are solo this week and test out new segments including Bad Parenting & Toxic Positivity. They talk about memories from lockdown, haircuts that unified America, and insane early check out rules.
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/
X: https://x.com/imandyhaynes
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imandyhaynes
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_TUtYGZC368ntf1Rm7wiw
Mike Cannon
Tickets: https://www.mikecannoncomedy.com/
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox42kz7j5mU
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iammikecannon/
X: https://x.com/IamMikeCannon
TikTok:
2025-09-161h 29Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonDrinking in a DoubleTree (with Phil Duckett)The Beautiful Boys are BACK with fellow father and comedian, Phil Duckett! They talk about drinking in hotel bars, dealing with diaper explosions, and 23 & Me.
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Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fdQhpUR6Jg
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnyphilduck/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@funnyphilduck
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Funnyphilduck
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/
X: https://x.com/imandyhaynes...
2025-09-091h 14Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonThe Curse of Rockland CountyThe Beautiful Boys are solo this week, diving into some deep parenting convos, pondering how recycling works, and exploring what it means to be a man. Mike talks about his epileptic cat, and Andy shares the story of how he broke his femur.
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/
X: https://x.com/imandyhaynes
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imandyhaynes
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_TUtYGZC368ntf1Rm7wiw
Mike Cannon
Tickets: https://www.mikecannoncomedy.com/
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox42kz7j5mU
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iammikec...
2025-09-021h 08Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonRadicalized King (with Brendan Sagalow)The Beautiful Boys are back again with honorary Beautiful Boy - Brendan Sagalow! They talk about Ozzy’s reunion show, wet dreams, and uploading your consciousness to the cloud. Mike remembers his days of hip-hop dance classes, Brendan got in a fight at a Fiji fire show, and Andy went on an insane fishing trip and learned about the Bohemian Grove.
FOLLOW BRENDAN:
Tickets: https://brendansagalow.com/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brendansagalow/
X: https://x.com/BrendanSagalow
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brendansagalow
Fa...
2025-08-261h 17Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonThe Husbands Will Rise (with David Drake)David Drake joins the Beautiful Boys to discuss what it's like having your dad as a coach, getting robbed at Coney Island, and getting hit as a kid.
FOLLOW DAVID:
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIA1RfiRiPQ
Tickets: https://www.daviddrakecomedy.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/daviddrakecomedy
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/
X: https://x.com/imandyhaynes
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imandyhaynes...
2025-08-191h 11Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonWaking Up in the Maternity Ward (with Shane Torres)The Beautiful Boys are back with comedian Shane Torres! They talk about situations where they narrowly avoided death, insane customer service experiences, and getting a Tom Collins thrown in your face.
FOLLOW SHANE:
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhNGXFmwA9U
Tickets: https://punchup.live/shanetorres
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shanetorres
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@shanetorrescomedy
X: https://x.com/shanetorres
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shanetorresofficial
Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@CoastalIdiots
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2025-08-121h 10Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonA Thousand Laughing LabubusThe Beautiful Boys are back with a solo episode this week and get into wild and wacky parenting schedules. Mike recalls a time he nearly drowned in a puddle, and Andy imagines disappearing to France.
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/
X: https://x.com/imandyhaynes
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imandyhaynes
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_TUtYGZC368ntf1Rm7wiw
Mike Cannon
Tickets: https://www.mikecannoncomedy.com/
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox42kz7j5mU
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iammikecannon/
X: https://x.com/IamMikeCannon
TikTok...
2025-08-051h 05Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonNever Gonna Be A Dad Island (with Mike Lawrence)The Beautiful Boys are back with comedian Mike Lawrence! They talk about adoption, CTE, and Christian music. Cannon shares his villain origin story and says Andy looks like Ms. Rachel’s husband.
FOLLOW MIKE:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mikelawrencecomedy/
Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/nerd-of-mouth/id1608040662
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/
X: https://x.com/imandyhaynes
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imandyhaynes
YouTube: ht...
2025-07-291h 15Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonDelusion Always Wins (with Petey DeAbreu)The Beautiful Boys are joined by Petey DeAbreu! Petey dives into his past life - getting carjacked in Florida, making 10k a week, and selling light up sneakers. Mike and Andy reminisce on competitive sports and feeling ungrateful.
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Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/peteydeabreu/?hl=en
One Man Show Tickets: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/petey-deabreu-before-comedy-after-crime-tickets-1447590364749
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/
X: ht...
2025-07-221h 18Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonI Am The Show (with Casey Balsham)The Beautiful Boys are joined by comedian Casey Balsham! They talk about their dream jobs, if retirement is actually real, and being recognized. Casey recalls a time where she did pot, Mike has caffeine cramps, and Andy is a 43 year old little boy.
FOLLOW CASEY:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/casefaceb/
Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/its-broadway-bitch/id1799023837
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@casefaceb
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CaseyBalsham
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Ti...
2025-07-151h 20Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonAddressing Our Fight (with Mike Feeney)The Beautiful Boys are back with Mike Feeney! They talk about NYC assaults, fist fighting with your friends, and the Real Housewives. Mike has a theory about monstrous wind and they all share what pops up first on your Instagram explore page.
FOLLOW MIKE:
Tour: https://punchup.live/mikefeeney
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iammikefeeney/
Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/co-host-wanted-with-mike-feeney/id1588792467
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@iammikefeeney
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWXmlrnkUu-lspNajyfaUMA
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2025-07-081h 15Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonThe Spectrum of Man (with Peter Revello)The Beautiful Boys are joined by fellow Beautiful Boy, comedian Peter Revello! Peter and Andy recall their times being moving guys. Mike and Peter have similar stories about punching their dads, and the trio discusses what makes a legendary white kid.
FOLLOW PETER:
Next Live Show: https://www.punchlinephilly.com/shows
Website: https://www.peterrevello.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/peter_revello
X: https://x.com/peter_revello
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc
2025-07-011h 11Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonRust Belt ChildhoodThe Beautiful Boys are solo this week and Mike thinks he has polyps on his liver. The boys talk about affairs, driving while smoking blunts, and Mike hooking up with a girl from his county.
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/
X: https://x.com/imandyhaynes
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imandyhaynes
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_TUtYGZC368ntf1Rm7wiw
Mike Cannon
Tickets: https://www.mikecannoncomedy.com/
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox42kz7j5mU
Instag...
2025-06-241h 15Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonHot Guy Mount Rushmore (with Sarah Tollemache)The Beautiful Boys are joined this week by comedian Sarah Tollemache! The three rank their Mount Rushmore of 90s heartthrobs and things get heated. Sarah talks about her ancestry, Andy and Mike talk about former teachers being blackout drunk, and the episode ends with a chat about throwing hissy fits as an adult.
FOLLOW SARAH:
Tickets: https://www.sarahtcomedy.com/
Special: https://youtu.be/wyI0le2-__E?si=qDLvimPeX8nnb-VG
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stollemache/
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarahtollemachecomedy
Facebook...
2025-06-171h 16Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonOptimize Christianity (with Maddie Wiener)The Beautiful Boys are joined this week by comedian Maddie Wiener! The three get existential about string theory, true happiness and AI taking over our lives. Mike and Andy want to build a separation shed and Maddie recalls syringe-feeding her rabbits.
FOLLOW MADDIE:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddietwiener/
Tickets: https://punchup.live/maddiewiener/tickets
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/ @maddietwiener
Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@PhoneIsInTheBag
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www...
2025-06-101h 00Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonClam HammockThe Beautiful Boys are solo this week and Mike has been DISRESPECTED. Andy reveals his history with talking to military recruiters and his newfound nicotine fix. The pair talk about people getting up in your baby’s face and how the Knicks are doing.
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/
X: https://x.com/imandyhaynes
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imandyhaynes
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_TUtYGZC368ntf1Rm7wiw
Mike Cannon
Tickets: h...
2025-06-031h 02Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonIs There a Child Army? (with Dan Soder)Andy and Mike are joined by another beautiful boy, Dan Soder! They talk about the pressure of kids sports, becoming bully whisperers, and a crass landlord. Dan and Andy reminisce on botching it with women, and Mike admits he has a secret box under his bed.
FOLLOW DAN:
Tickets: https://www.dansoder.com/tour & https://punchup.live/dansoder
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dansoder/?hl=en
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@DanSoder
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dansoder/
"SODER" PODCAST:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@DanSoder
Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/soder/id1716617572
2025-05-271h 14Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonBeta Buzz LightyearThe Beautiful Boys are shiestied up and getting into the depths of passing trauma onto your kids, regretting investing in stocks, and their crimes of passion. Andy looks back on giving money to a Guatemalan woman and Mike gives advice on cold plunging.
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8Cc
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/
X: https://x.com/imandyhaynes
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imandyhaynes
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_TUtYGZC368ntf1Rm7wiw
2025-05-201h 00Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonPile of Fear (with Greg Stone)Greg Stone joins the Beautiful Boys to discuss his old hospital job, having a pregnancy scare in middle school, and botching it with his childhood crush.
FOLLOW GREG:
Tickets: https://www.gregfstone.com
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NhFKH5779c
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gregfstone/
“WELCOME TO TALK TOWN” PODCAST:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WelcomeToTalkTown
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2eV0RLUszJWeqDIBYbcG3k?si=2d8ad4ac982c4fe7
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
Tickets: punchup.live/andyhaynes
Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8C...
2025-05-131h 07Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonCompeting for ResourcesThe Beautiful Boys are solo and highly caffeinated this week. They talk about parenting while on the road, meeting the divine feminine, and awkward social interactions. Andy shows off his old perm hairstyle and Mike can’t stop making basketball references.
FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:
Andy Haynes
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2025-05-061h 05Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonOverweight & Underheight (with Joe List)The Beautiful Boys welcome comedian Joe List to dive into the stress of parenting amid success. Mike weighs his subconscious penance, Andy gets intelligence-shamed, and Joe shares a wild story about a friend breaking his orbital bone.
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2025-04-291h 14Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonNew Lease on LifeThe Beautiful Boys are solo today and talk about baby bottle messes, stressing about your kids, and obnoxious tippers. Mike recalls his three recent car accidents, and Andy took a trip to Guatemala without telling his wife.FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:Andy HaynesTickets: punchup.live/andyhaynesSpecial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8CcInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/X: https://x.com/imandyhaynesTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imandyhaynesYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel...
2025-04-221h 03Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonSo Ridiculousness (with Maddy Smith)Maddy Smith joins the boys to discuss firing their therapists, working on MTV shows, and overdosing on Dramamine.FOLLOW MADDY:Tickets: https://maddysmithcomedy.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/somaddysmithTik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@somaddysmithX: https://x.com/somaddysmith“MAD HOUSE” PODCAST:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MaddySmithcomedyApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mad-house/id1735392840Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1HohJsbE9qqZW8K1YCeLSjInstagram: https://www...
2025-04-151h 12Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonMeat ConfettiThe Beautiful Boys are flying solo today and talk about everything from White Lotus, to tariffs, to confronting a bad parent in the wild. Andy and Mike recall some of the worst places they’ve stayed while on the road and ponder why the middle-class structure is even legal. Enjoy!FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:Andy HaynesTickets: punchup.live/andyhaynesSpecial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8CcInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/X: https://x.com/imandyhaynesTikTok: ht...
2025-04-0857 minBeautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonChildren Destroy Art (with Sam Roberts)The Beautiful Boys are back, baby! This week, Sirius XM radio host and wrestling commentator Sam Roberts joins to talk about wunderkind talents, healing your inner child, and being an Uber Eats delivery driver. Mike learns he is Rockland County’s Aladdin, Andy recalls getting away from being mugged, and Sam talks about being severed.FOLLOW SAM:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@notsam/videosNotsam Wrestling: https://www.youtube.com/@NotsamWrestling/videosInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/notsamX: https://x.com/notsamPatreon: https...
2025-04-011h 08Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonPain Chamber (with Rachel Feinstein)The Beautiful Boys are joined by Rachel Feinstein this week and get talking about blacking out, punching holes in drywall, and conversations with their moms. Rachel admits to liking a red-eyed veteran with a limp, Mike reveals what could have been his name, and Andy nearly got kidnapped by an Alaskan man.FOLLOW RACHEL:Tickets: https://rachel-feinstein.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rachelfeinstein_/X: https://x.com/rachelfeinsteinFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/Rachel-Feinstein/100044323905103/#YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/RachelFeinstein
2025-03-251h 12Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonRespect Me (with Brendan Sagalow)The Beautiful Boys are joined by another beautiful boy: Brendan Sagalow! The trio talk about everything from mental disorders and sobriety to the burger girl from Squid Game and Mike fetching radishes from the garden as a baby. It’s a silly one!FOLLOW BRENDAN:Tickets: https://brendansagalow.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brendansagalowX: https://x.com/BrendanSagalowTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brendansagalowFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/Brendansagalow4YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrendanSagalow...
2025-03-181h 13Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonNo Sleep, Sick Baby, Wife MeanThe Beautiful Boys are solo this week and mess around with a new segment: “Dream Job of the Week.” The guys get existential about their kids. Andy described his pescatarian journey (except that goat in Guatemala) and Mike’s son experienced his first heartbreak.FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:Andy HaynesTickets: punchup.live/andyhaynesSpecial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8CcInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/X: https://x.com/imandyhaynesTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imandyhaynesYouT...
2025-03-111h 06Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonKing LibThe Beautiful Boys are spiraling solo this week. They discuss the downfall of the American political system, abusing freedom of speech, and how far is too far when it comes to jokes. Fun!FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:Andy HaynesTickets: punchup.live/andyhaynesSpecial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8CcInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/X: https://x.com/imandyhaynesTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imandyhaynesYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_TUtYGZC368ntf1Rm7...
2025-03-041h 19Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonSuccumbing to Failure (with Rosebud Baker)Our very first guest is none other than Rosebud Baker! We address the elephant in the room (Mike’s outfit) and discuss newborn struggles, finding success in comedy, and Rosebud’s new Netflix special “The Mother Lode.”FOLLOW ROSEBUD:Special: https://www.netflix.com/title/81711233Tickets: https://www.rosebudbaker.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/rosebudbakerTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@rosebudbakerYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/rosebudbakerFOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:Andy HaynesTickets...
2025-02-251h 18Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonPostnup ClarityWe’re back! The boys recap their agro younger years, big basketball dreams, and toxic masculinity in the theatre. FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:Andy HaynesTickets: punchup.live/andyhaynesSpecial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8CcInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/X: https://x.com/imandyhaynesTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imandyhaynesYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_TUtYGZC368ntf1Rm7wiwMike CannonTickets: https://www.mikecannoncomedy.com/Spe...
2025-02-181h 05Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonFirst Episode, Fourth AttemptWelcome to the very first (public) episode of Beautiful Boys! Andy & Mike get deep about SSRI’s, sleep training their kids, and tripping on DMT. Andy recalls his recent bathhouse experience and Mike remembers feeling reincarnated.FOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:Andy HaynesTickets: punchup.live/andyhaynesSpecial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsm_1HhG8CcInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes/X: https://x.com/imandyhaynesTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@imandyhaynesYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_TU...
2025-02-111h 14Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonIntroducing Beautiful Boys with Andy Haynes and Mike CannonAndy Haynes and Mike Cannon are joining forces (getting away from their families) to present “Beautiful Boys,” a comedy podcast about careers, parenthood, marriage and all the joys and nightmares along the way. Each week, listen and laugh as the world crumbles around us. New episodes every Tuesday starting February 11th!Follow Beautiful Boys on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beautifulboyspod/Subscribe to Beautiful Boys on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BeautifulBoysPodcastFOLLOW THE BEAUTIFUL BOYS:Andy HaynesTickets: punchup.live/andyhaynesSp...
2025-01-2801 min
Find Your BeachFind Your Beach #155: Celebrate MeFresh back from Upstate, a very delirious Andy and Rosie talk about the trip, being stuck hosting for the rest of their lives, comedy. and a run in with a rattlesnake. Thanks for all the birthday wishes. BetterHelp is online therapy that offers video, phone, and even live chat-only therapy sessions. So you don’t have to see anyone on camera if you don’t want to. It’s much more affordable than in-person therapy. You can be matched with a therapist in under 48 hours. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com/findyourbeach TEXT...
2022-07-1235 minFind Your BeachFind Your Beach #153: Make Men CryHey Beaches, we're back, and we're still apart. Andy checks in on Rosie's wild weekend in Minneapolis where she made a man cry. Andy has some fun with zoom background, and we announce a pause. We love you. Hey you… Yeah, you! Got Bush™? You definitely do if you haven’t tried the best products from our sponsor today - MANSCAPED. Taking control of your bush is important. Save big and be the most hygienic version of yourself by using our discount code FYB for 20% off and free shipping at manscaped.com. TEXT your BAD ADVICE que...
2022-06-2737 minFind Your BeachFind Your Beach #152: Quickie w/ AndyHey Beaches, just a quick one from Andy this week because Andy and Rosie's schedule didn't align, and Mouse ran off with a Husky named "Bones". Hope you enjoy it, and we'll see you next time. Also, if you're a Patreon member, go check out the page to see what we've done to the tiers. If you want to keep getting the extra episode, you'll need to sign up by July 1st. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive v...
2022-06-2112 minFind Your BeachFind Your Beach #151: Creepy CrawleyHey we're back with another long distance episode. Andy is still in the UK, which he describes unenthusiastically, and Rosebud rubs her week of hermit style relaxation. She also talks about going on a boat, and seeing a play. Andy is just eating crisps. Sorry the sound is so bad. Rosebud refuses to download garageband. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach ... Follow Andy: http://www...
2022-06-1337 minFind Your BeachFind Your Beach #150: AAAANNNNDDDDYYYHey Gang, we're back with another episode from Anita's basement. We talk tech scams, lived trauma, and Andy fans at Rosie's shows. Have a good week. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach ... It’s time to crop that bush of yours and get right to the roots with a discount just for you from MANSCAPED. Get 20% off + free shipping at manscaped.com with the code [FY...
2022-06-0640 minFind Your BeachFind Your Beach #147: Members of the MediaHey Beaches, we're back after a little exhaustion break to talk about our weeks. Andy retells his adventure of trying to go to a Freddie Gibbs concert, Rosebud revisits Van Life, and we give some bad advice. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach ... It’s time to crop that bush of yours and get right to the roots with a discount just for you from MA...
2022-05-1636 minFind Your BeachFind Your Beach #143: Self-DeputizedHey Beaches, This week on the pod we talk about Andy's new money making venture being a professional narc and probably getting beaten up. We also discuss Mouse's night in the limelight and some inappropriate DMs she sent to Jake Gyllenhaal. Happy Monday! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach ... Spring has sprung and the global leaders in below the waist grooming...
2022-04-1144 minFind Your BeachFind Your Beach #142: Party Mode AndyHey Beaches, this week on the pod we talk about Take Your Husband to Work day at SNL, the rigorous demands of party/work life, and a bunch of other inanity. The interesting part was Andy was outgoing and even smiled when he talked to people. Happy Monday! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach ... Better Help supports your mental health goals every step of the w...
2022-04-0443 minFind Your BeachFind Your Beach #141: Stand Up Hostage SituationHey Beaches, We're back for another banger. Rosebud and Andy reunite for the first time in what seems like months, but it's only been ten days. We talk a little shop about the road and state of our long distance marriage, and then we dig into an incident at the AMC Burbank 16 this past week, where a "standup momic" performed for a captive audience waiting to see the Lost City. Happy Monday! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Better Help supports your...
2022-03-2847 minFind Your BeachFind Your Beach #140: SXSWHey Beaches, This is a re-release of Friday's Patreon Episode; so if you aren't a Patreon member and missed this full episode it's your lucky week. Andy and Rosebud were down at SXSW this week and they did a live podcast as an event from the show. We are all super excited about this one and we just couldn't keep this one to ourselves. It was such a blast to do a pod in front of a live audience. Let us know if you felt like we changed after the big lights. Additionally, we brought back an o...
2022-03-2152 minFind Your BeachFind Your Beach #138: Riding Solo in UtahHey Beaches, Andy is doing a solo episode while he is out on tour in Utah. He catches up with voicemails, emails, comments and other fan correspondence. Tune in and to see if he answers one of your questions! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 Get 20% off + free shipping with the code [FYB] at manscaped.com. That’s 20% off + free shipping with the code [FYB] at manscaped.com. Let’s get the man in your life nice and clean with the new MANS...
2022-03-0727 minFind Your BeachFind Your Beach #135: Family Swimsuit PolicyHey Beaches! We need you guys to weigh in, when on a familyu vacation is it appropriate to bring a slutty swimsuit? Is it okay to try and get laid on vacation? Rosebud needs answers while Andy is just happy to sit back and watch. Hear the debate and add your own thoughts on our new Voicemail! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Leave us a VOICEMAIL at 862-660-2334 It's Valentine's day, so get her something she'll ACTUALLY Love, The MANSCAPED™ Performance Package 4.0 at Manscaped.com. Show some lo...
2022-02-1434 minFind Your BeachFind Your Beach #134: The Bedtime BrusherHey Beaches! This week we hear your thoughts on Rosebud's desire for a no contact day. You all are apparently very opinionated on the matter. We also talk about Andy feeling bullied, if you should send texts with punctuation and as always, our ever impending divorce TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 It's almost Valentine's day, so get her something she'll ACTUALLY Love, The MANSCAPED™ Performance Package 4.0 at Manscaped.com. Show some love for us (your favorite podcast!)...by using code [FYB] to get 20% off + Free Shipping. Subscribe to th...
2022-02-071h 02Find Your BeachEpisode #133: No QuestionsHey Beaches, this week Rosebud and Andy discuss upset audience members including an email Rosebud received. Then Andy opens up the polls to see if it’s fair of Rosebud asks him for one day a week where he’s not allowed to ask questions. Happy Monday y’all; we have less than six weeks till Daylight savings. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Tis the season to load up on MANSCAPED™ Products! So get you man, your dad, your brother, and friends the best gift of all - The MANSCAPED™ Performance Package 4.0 Get 20% Of...
2022-01-3149 minFind Your BeachEpisode #131: Twinning No MoreHey Beaches! In this week’s episode we finally get to the bottom of the alcoholic twins with cancer bad advice question, Rosie tells us a sketch idea, and Andy warns about the perils of uncircumcised weiners. Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... PS: Forgot to mention it in the episode, but VIB Luca and some friends are finding some of the best vintage sportswear and posting it over at www.instagram.com/gamedaygrails Go check it out and get your teams OG drip.
2022-01-1740 minFind Your BeachEpisode #130: Marriage Requires AmnesiaHi Beaches, We're back and sicker than ever. We're hitting the road and catching all the variants! This week on the pod, we talk about why marriage requires amnesia, Rosebud caught something while touring Texas and Andy has space-y long covid. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Tis the season to load up on MANSCAPED™ Products! So get you man, your dad, your brother, and friends the best gift of all - The MANSCAPED™ Performance Package 4.0 Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code [FYB] at Manscaped.com Every guy has...
2022-01-1031 minFind Your BeachEpisode #127: The Covid CaravanHi Beaches, Andy and Rosebud return from the the road to report on their journey from Texas to New Orleans and back home; ie the Covid Caravan. Specifically we discuss one harrowing night in a Roanoke Best Western and the real perils of a cute little mountain town. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Tis the season to load up on MANSCAPED™ Products! So get you man, your dad, your brother, and friends the best gift of all - The MANSCAPED™ Performance Package 4.0 Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code [FYB] at M...
2021-12-2049 minFind Your BeachFind Your Beach #126: Smooth as a DolphinHi Beaches! This week on the pod, we're diving into the new season of "Dexter" and discussing why Michael C. Hall looks like musty theater boy. Rosebud calls out Juul for missing the perfect sponsorship opportunity and Andy is smooth as a dolphin after going nuts with his manscaped trimmer. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Tis the season to load up on MANSCAPED™ Products! So get you man, your dad, your brother, and friends the best gift of all - The MANSCAPED™ Performance Package 4.0 Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code [FYB] at M...
2021-12-1348 minFind Your BeachPatreon #86 Preview: Omnicron ComethHi Beaches! This week on Find Your Beach, Andy and Rosebud talk about their family's bloody past, Andy has a new job and getting paid in crypto, all of Rosebud's friends are getting pregnant and having kids and we go over our Thanksgiving feast with Bobby Kelly and our fur daughter Mouse. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.co...
2021-12-0315 minFind Your BeachPatreon Preview #82: Beware of the Hot Tub SwingersHi Beaches! Another podcast on the road. We seem to be doing podcasts and marriage virtually now. Rosebud is in DC with Bert, while Andy holds down the fort in New York City. Listen to all the great ways our lives and relationship improve when we are apart. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Pr...
2021-11-0810 minFind Your BeachEpisode #122: A Brief ReunionRosebud is still on the road and Andy is about to go on the road, but fate would have it that they had 3 hours in New York to throw passive aggressive barbs at each other while complaining about their decadent lives and occasionally expressing love. You know; the usual. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced...
2021-11-0843 minFind Your BeachFind Your Beach #121: There's Some Boys In This HouseHi Beaches! This week on the pod, we talk about the awkwardness of kissing a friend...on the mouth! Andy takes up spin cycling at home and Rosebud's feature comedy album "Whiskey Fists" can now be streamed on Pandora! Click the link to listen: https://800pgr.lnk.to/WhiskeyFists TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... ...
2021-11-0154 minFind Your BeachEpisode #120 Our Mouths Are StuckWelcome back to the beach. For the record, Andy and Rosebud kissed and made up and installed a stylish "Countdown to Divorce" clock in the new bunker. We're taking bets. Also on the pod, Andy's Dad is digging through Rosebud's past skits, we read some of your heartfelt reviews and we still don't give a fuck about the leaves! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes...Follow Rosebud: http...
2021-10-2538 min
Find Your BeachEpisode #119: Talking in My SleepHi Beaches! Full disclosure, it's been a rough week and it all started with a bad batch of mozzarella sticks. This week on Find your Beach, We listen to some of Rosebud's haunted sleep recordings, turns out she's possessed by the ghost of Annabelle. Andy and Rosebud argue about Fall and Justin Bieber and missing out on the beauties of the natural world. It's a deep one folks. Also, text us your BAD ADVICE questions to be featured on the beach! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon...
2021-10-1838 min
Find Your BeachPatreon Preview #79: Into the MinesHi Beaches! Come on in, the water is warm! This week on Find Your Beach, Rosebud is kicked off ZocDoc for blowing off half the doctors in New York City, Andy breaks down his plan to invade the Mormon church and we discuss Dave Chappelle's controversial new Netflix special. Make sure you text us your BAD ADVICE questions and your CHILDHOOD TRAUMA stories and you'll get a shout out on the pod! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http...
2021-10-1610 min
Find Your BeachEpisode #118: Selling Butthole ArtAloha Beaches! Welcome back to the beach! This week on the pod, we're talking about the absurdity of Squid Game, Rosebud reveals some top secret information about the new CDC covid guidelines and Andy talks about his side hustle of selling butthole pics online, you guys - business is booming! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker......
2021-10-1144 min
Find Your BeachPatreon Preview #78: Anatomy of a KarenHi Beaches! It's another special patreon episode of Find Your Beach. This week, we're tackling a very sensitive topic. The anatomy of a Karen. We dissect a perfect example of this modern day phenomenon. Also, we go over one of your BAD ADVICE questions and Rosebud and Andy talk about their upcoming trip to Iceland! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: ht...
2021-10-0813 min
Find Your BeachEpisode #117: Our Marriage Lives OnHi Beaches! Welcome back to the beach, pull up a chair. This week on the pod, Rosebud shares her odd experience with her therapist, Andy cums in Matrix code and we're celebrating our 1 year anniversary by busting out our freezer-burned wedding cake - it's disgusting. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at Park St...
2021-10-0434 min
Find Your BeachPatreon Preview #77: Hyped on AmericaAloha Beaches! Welcome back to the Beach. This week on the pod, Joe Rogan got us all hyped on America and we're ready to rock out with the sheep! Rosebud talks about her plastic surgery journey and Andy contemplates killing his mom. It's a special episode just for the sexy Patreon members! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com...
2021-10-0109 min
Find Your BeachEpisode #116: I Miss My Wife!Hi Beaches! This week on the pod, Andy is on the road being a good son and an even better nurse. Between putting on compression socks and filling up lemonade we managed to record a podcast. We talk about the art of small talk, needing to impress our parents and the reasons why you would call off work. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... ...
2021-09-2755 min
Find Your BeachPatreon Preview #76: What if Mouse Could Fly?Aloha Beaches! Welcome back to another episode of Find Your Beach. This week on the pod, we're discussing the struggles of a long distance marriage, Rosebud talks about locking her mom in an attic and fighting with Marc Maron and Andy shares the nuances of penis stretching techniques. It's a weird one. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.co...
2021-09-2407 min
Find Your BeachEpisode #115: We Know FashionAloha Beaches! Welcome back to the beach! This week on the pod, Rosebud and Andy take a look at all of the crazy outfits from this year's MET Gala. From Kim Kardashian looking like everyone's nightmare to A$AP Rocky wearing a Captain Crunch Blanket, we are the fashion critics you didn't know you needed - we definitely know what we're talking about. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.co...
2021-09-2047 min
Find Your BeachEpisode #114: The Abortion BusAloha Beaches! Welcome back to the beach - this week on the pod, Rosebud is on death's door after OD'ing on Tums, Andy talks about his concerned with teenagers and his highly caffeinated urine and Rosebud is a corporation for abortions! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at Park Studio: https://www.parkstudio.ny...
2021-09-1436 min
Find Your BeachPatreon Episode #74 Preview: The Andy ShowHi Beaches, It's the Andy show on this episode of Find Your Beach. On the pod, Andy talks about his wild trip back to NYC during Hurricane Ida, getting into fights with country hicks and how he plans to move too Iraq to drive a truck. It's a very Andy "pussy hands" Haynes special! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://ww...
2021-09-1007 min
Find Your BeachEpisode #113: It Feels Good To CryAloha Beaches! Welcome back to another episode of Find Your Beach. This week on the pod, we connect with our emotions and talk about why it feels so good to cry. Andy and Rosebud discuss becoming "ass people" and prostate milking. In other news, our dog Mouse is twerking with city girls and we talk about why Andy's big break will be on SNL as an old man. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Fo...
2021-09-0636 min
Find Your BeachPatreon Episode Preview #73: Andy Goes DeepHi Beaches, On this Patreon episode, we're getting deep. Very deep. Rosebud and Andy talk about coming up and grinding in their comedy careers, Andy talks about his struggles with social media and why he should have started therapy later in life and we have a great Childhood Shame" story involving Doritos. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.co...
2021-09-0305 min
Find Your BeachEpisode #112: Sexy Secret TimeHi Beaches, Welcome back to a sexy episode of Find Your Beach. On the pod, we're cracking open Andy's childhood, discussing why everyone is a little gay and how phones are fucking up our babies. We also shout out long time supporter of the beach, Mariska Hargitay! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at...
2021-08-3034 min
Find Your BeachEpisode #110: The Sacrifices of MarriageAloha Beaches! On today's podcast we discuss Andy's plans for being president of the world, our weird body proportions, what being married to Trump would be like and the many sacrifices of being married on this week's episode of Find Your Beach. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at Park Studio: https://www.pa...
2021-08-1633 min
Find Your BeachPreview: Patreon Episode #69: My PillowAloha Beaches! We're back in the studio and better than ever! This week on the pod, we battle it out over Rosebud's love for My Pillow (it's a damn good pillow - sorry), Andy judges a dog bikini contest and we discuss the awkwardness of coughing in public because of COVID-19. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/ro...
2021-08-0609 min
Find Your BeachEpisode #108: Kid ShameHi Beaches! This week on Find Your Beach, we're unraveling our childhood traumas and sharing them right here on the pod! Rosebud reveals her childhood dream of having a dick, Andy comes clean about jerking off in a doctor's office and why back massagers make great vibrators. K Bye! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... ...
2021-07-2637 min
Find Your BeachPatreon Preview: Ep. 68 Don't CryAloha Beaches! Welcome back! Lots of fun stuff of the pod this week. We talk about why Rosebud is too hot for comedy, Andy unlocks the mysteries behind sex robots and why Freedom of speech is weirdly one sided. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at Park Studio: https://www.parkstudio.nyc/ Follow Pa...
2021-07-2310 min
Find Your BeachEpisode #107: Drinking VinegarWelcome back Beaches! This week on the pod, Andy puts all the cards on the table and shares how he wants to live out the rest of his life (hint: he wants to die). That being said, Rosebud plans slay into her 50s. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at Park Studio: https://www.parkstudio.ny...
2021-07-1937 min
Find Your BeachPatreon Episode #66: Feeling Loopy (PREVIEW)Hey Beaches! This is a preview of this week's Patreon episode . On it Rosebud had a monster week so we're back recording in the bunker for this episode of Find Your Beach. This week on the pod, Andy tries to overdose on melatonin, Charlie is going away for summer camp and Rosebud gets her ass eaten during a message. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Fo...
2021-07-1604 min
Find Your BeachEpisode #106Hi Beaches! Well, Coronavirus dropped a mixtape...and it's fire! Delta Variant what what?!? This week on the pod, Andy sends a sex worker to college, Rosebud plans her queen lifestyle after Andy dies and Right-wing nut jobs are singing the national anthem in Walmart. Enjoy. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at Park Studio: ht...
2021-07-1338 min
Find Your BeachEpisode 105: Andy's Guide to SummerAloha Beaches! This week on Find Your Beach, we discuss why straight people should "spill the beans" in causal conversation, Rosebud has a meltdown on vacation, Andy plans a camping trip with a Russian Volleyball team, and we workshop our new pop single, called "Blow Your Friends". It's about to be the song of the summer. Just sayin'. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... ...
2021-06-2838 min
Find Your BeachEpisode #104: Back From the BeachAloha Beaches, We're back from the beach! This week on the pod, we talk about our vacation excursions and Andy shares why his dad's values are cemented like a fossil in time. Subscribe to the Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at Park Studio: http://parkstudio.nyc Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc
2021-06-2144 min
Find Your BeachEpisode 103: TherapyAloha Beaches! This week on the Find Your Beach, Andy teaches Rosebud to use the Spanish keyboard and we decode the meaning to Despacito. Rosebud shares how she finds Andy's micropenis, and we bust out the psychology book and deal with our deepest trauma's right here on the show. Subscribe to the Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at Park Studio: https://www.parkstudio.nyc/ Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc
2021-06-1444 min
Find Your BeachEpisode 102: Who Can We Make Fun Of?!Hi Beaches! This week on the pod, we're talking about AOC and riding in Teslas, Andy's boomer dad tries to be woke and we breakdown why Millennials can't laugh at anything. Subscribe to the Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at Park Studio: https://www.parkstudio.nyc/ Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc
2021-06-1237 min
Find Your BeachEpisode #98:Aloha Beaches, This week on the pod, Rosebud has to show Andy where the vagina is, Andy shares why he can't cry and we debate whether or not skinheads love sunscreen. Subscribe to the Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at Park Studio: http://parkstudio.nyc Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc
2021-05-1040 min
Find Your BeachEpisode 60: As Old As Andy's KneesWell Beaches, we did it. We made it 60 episodes without killing ourselves or a priest. Pretty impressive. On this ep we talk about Andy's trip to the woods, Rosebud's premenstrual period ritual, and our new producer Adi. We also talk about our childrens' collection of bones. Our children have a collection, not bones of children, just to be clear. Happy whatever fucking day it is!!! SUPPORT THE PATREON!!! www.patreon.com/findyourbeach Follow us! INSTAGRAM: @imandyhaynes @Rosebudbaker @findyourbeach TWITTER: @imandyhaynes
2020-08-1044 min
Be Best w/ Andy HaynesBe Best w/ Brandon WardellEvery week Andy Haynes sits down with a guest to ask them how they are their best selves and then some other stuff.
2019-07-0857 min
Probably ScienceEpisode 039 - Andy HaynesAndy Haynes (imandyhaynes.com) came up in the Pacific Northwest comedy scene before making his mark on Fallon and Conan, and he joins Brooks, Andy, and guest co-hosts Auggie Smith (auggiesmith.com) and Alice Wetterlund (alicewetterlund.com) to talk about: Getting the star treatment for late night sets! Andy Richter's cartoonist brother-in-law Tony Millionaire! The sobering effects of the Bridgetown Comedy Festival! Powering through the Human Centipede sequel! Andy confusing Mengele, Mendel, and Mendeleev! Haynes's fear of zombies! Walking out of movies! Stealing 100,000 miniature airplane liquor bottles! Brooks's lack of callbacks! More dry ice bombs! Grilling burgers: Worse for...
2012-09-241h 21