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Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastDiary of a Wimpy Podcast: 219, 222, 853Giulietta Masina died four years before I was born but she is the only one who understands my pain. She is an angel of the gentlest character and an artist beyond peer. She should be in every movie at least twice. We need to do Clone High to bring her back so she can be a 15 second cameo in a Safdie move. Diary of a Country Priest is like petting a feeble old cat for the last time. Cameraperson is good as hell toIntro - (00:00:00)La Strada - (00:03:39)Diary...
2026-01-051h 24Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastAttack of the Swiftoids: 215, 218, 1111It's not even embarrassing that we switched to three movies a week instead of four. Giving up ground is a sign of strength actually. We have you right where we want you.Look, Rosemary's Baby I get, you can't miss that one. And I (Sean) actually liked Knife in the Water! But we can't keep letting Roman get in here! We don't want to have to address it!! Thankfully Le Cercle Rouge is some crazy powerful ass-whipping top-shelf cinema. It's thrilling. It's got characters. We talk about it. All parts of a balanced breakfast...
2025-11-171h 17Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastWe've Struck Gold (Rush): 209-210, 615, 939There's Criterion in them there Collection...Another Bergman bonanza for the boys as we happily gulp down another spoonful of slow-cooked resentment and self doubt. Winter Light lets us get a little Christian, once again seeing Anthony test his faith against the smug musings of Sean, a level 9 Reddit atheist. Charlie Chaplin is back to show that you can be goofy on film, an idea that even today is whispered of only in secret cloisters. The Archers take on triumphant, transcendent love in what's sure to be another heater...but Sean has his reservations...
2025-10-271h 46Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastBacon in the Bathroom: 206-207, 1286, 1238Eric Clapton joins us to discuss his song Lola, but we quickly realize that we were mixing up Lola and Layla and also that we watched a movie called Lola that had nothing to with anything he's ever done. He called us names.The hits keep coming from Rainer Werner Fassbinder as he sends another fastball over the plate. Hope you like learning about the sociopolitical environment of post-war Germany. I genuinely hope you do. We need more people like that. A brief dalliance with Japanese jerk-off freaks and a detour down nightmare alley...
2025-10-071h 52Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastDrive My Car to 42nd Street: 204-205, 599, 1136Anton Chekhov stealthily plants his famous gun at the beginning of each segment of this podcast. Can you find them all??? It would be a huge help. Seriously, thanks for this. Let me know when you find them, this has been really ruining my life.Rainer Werner Fassbender doesn't let up with unbelievable heat firing from all chambers. What we learn from him is that some German filmmakers actually DIDN'T like Hitler. We learn from Uncle Vanya that sometimes you make a lot of small mistakes and waste the only life you're ever going...
2025-09-151h 49Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastIndiscretion of an American Podcast: 201-202, 1158, 1135Tragedy, forbidden love, twisted masculinity, and old-fashioned down-and-dirty deep south detective drama dovetail delectably in this unskippable episode of Always See Everything. The rest have been pretty disposable but this one you're REALLY not gonna want to miss. Jane Campion has to chill with these good ass movies...she could do us a favor and miss even once...but no such luck...The real Power of the Dog is to prevent an elderly man from killing himself
2025-09-011h 51Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastCame Together: 199-200, 216, 760You wanna win this game, you gotta play by the rules...the rules of Schizopolis...Awesome episode description so good you want to smile like Wario. Brief recap of the films' premises and reference to our history with their respective filmmakers. Nasty reference to something Anthony doesn't like when i talk about. Thirteen minute long land acknowlegement. Talk about trading card game. Download 480p episodes of long island medium. Find a better place to put to-do listIntro - (00:00:00)Schizopolis - (00:04:14)The Honeymoon Killers - (00:29:15)
2025-08-051h 30Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastHiroshima mon oncle: 196, 198, 1097, 381You ain't ready for this one. I would challenge ANYONE to watch these 4 movies and not smile. We got it all; anger, artistry, love, music, hope, despair, loss, passion...there's nothing I can say to capture it. These films speak for themselves. Listen to this episode in the bathroom at your homie's wedding. this episode gets two big booms! BOOM...BOOMIntro - (00:00:00)Hiroshima mon amour - (00:05:02)Ali: Fear Eats the Soul - (00:31:13)Love & Basketball - (01:00:34)La haine - (01:29:45)...
2025-07-152h 01Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastDid Someone Say Norm?: 194-195, 959, 458Our most "normal" episode yet sees Sean get political, Anthony reading Norm of the North Fandom articles while Sean gets political, and some light discussion of the relevant films.Anxiety surrounding the intersection of labor, political economy and personal life is the bread and butter of Ermanno Olmi, occasionally called "the Italian Jacques Tati." But this is an AMERICAN style podcast with sloppy grits and butter pies on the side, so we watch In the Heat of the Night and El Norte, two films about the dopeness of the American project and the great...
2025-06-301h 53Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastP for Podcast: 192-193, 1075, 288TUBITUBIOur Wellesian foray comes to a close with this thunderous final installment! F is for Fake is the strongest contender yet for Kane's crown...can a nonfiction film do the impossible and top our lists for the season???Featuring Jeff Spicoli of Harvard University to discuss his role as Sean Penn in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Intro - (00:00:00)Coup de grâce - (00:04:28)Quai des Orfevres...
2025-06-162h 39Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastRaising Kane’s: 190-191, 380-381Another heater this week as we nestle metaphorically in the hypothetical rolls of Orson Welles' big belly in heaven. I'm writing this the day Brian Wilson died, and I heard that he's playing Orson's titties like bongo drums to make beautiful music for Jesus while he sleeps. Almost makes you forget about the genocide in Gaza, eh?This season was incomplete without a Kurosawa, so we fix that. Throne of Blood is kind of an honorary Welles film too, because its based on Shakespeare and good. Jubilee is probably the coolest movie to describe...
2025-06-021h 47Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastAntoine Doinel: French Poochie: 188-189, 322, 870Just noticing I misspelled Antoine Doinel's last name in the previous description. We really are set apart from the beasts by our capacity to learn, don't you think? A mistake is the most human thing of all, precisely because we can recognize it as such.Speaking of mistakes, Love on the Run concludes the 400 Blows-iverse with the correct message: there is nothing in life so beautiful that it isn't worth throwing away to smoke cigarettes and hook up with women who don't respect you. The White Sheik is probably as unremarkable a film as...
2025-05-261h 10Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastBlue Pilled Adventure: 186-187, 952, 1191Our quest to Unseat Citizen Kane as "the best one" surges onward! Francois Truffaut, illustrious director of The 400 Blows, steps up to the plate with two Legacy Sequels featuring that film's protagonist...but now, Antoine Donel is grown, and he's going to make the society that has imprisoned him feel every one of those 400 blows. He accomplishes this task through casual sex. This is typically how the French accomplish their tasks.But we're far from done with Orson Welles. In the coming weeks, we will be watching all of his films in the collection...
2025-05-191h 29Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastSeason 3 Debut: The Kings of Kane: 1104Anthony and Sean, The Gods of Cinema, return. And this season is all business.No more sandy beaches. No more Margaritas. No more mysterious tattoos of LatinX ""cuties."" We begin with our seminal review of Citizen Kane, and from now on every film we watch this season will have to measure up to it. Like Anubis weighing sinners' hearts against a feather, so shall we compare the value of each work to that which has been called "The Movie."Our definitive review of this definitive masterpiece lays out the...
2025-05-121h 30Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastThe Second Ever TRENTIE AWARDSThe Emperor Of Podcast Award Shows crawls from his tomb once again to mercilessly dictate the winners and losers of this season of Always See Everything. Witness in horror as The Trentie casts his dark glare over David Lynch, Wim Wenders, David Cronenberg, David Dekalog and many others as they quake in terror beneath the weight of his dark judgement. Anthony and Sean are mere pawns in his game, can only guess at his veiled intentions. They watch the tense muscles of his back as he climbs back into his resting place, having appraised this podcast season and set...
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Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie Podcastgnihtyreve ees syawla: Twin Peaks S1 & S2, 898Intro - (00:00:00)
Twin Peaks - (00:02:37)
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me - (01:52:28)
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2025-01-062h 34Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie Podcast2024 ASE Christmas Special: A Turtle CarolIntro - (00:00:00)
A Very Turtle Christmas - (00:09:27)
Our Hit New Christmas Song - (00:29:11)
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Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastHawk Three-Uh Wom-inland Empire: Folie a Hawk Trois ft. Maddie Gruber: 230, 11Intro - (00:00:00)
3 Women - (00:09:28)
Eve's Bayou - (00:45:59)
Down By Law - (01:23:54)
Inland Empire - (01:42:14)
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Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastMan Bites Twinkie on Mulholland Dr. (feat. Hayden Mears): 164-165, 1241, 779
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Solaris - (00:05:56)
Man Bites Dog - (00:43:12)
Paper Moon - (01:05:30)
Mulholland Dr. - (01:34:09)
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Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastUntil the End of the Lost Highway (ft. Erik Burke): 161-162, 1007, 1152What if a movie was really, really long? What if a song was French? What if you drowned a child on accident? What if the weirdest thing ever happened? These questions and more will be answered this week with the help of guest Erik Burke...
Week 4 of our David Lynch series. Straight up these weird ass movies are starting to seem normal to me. NOT!
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Under the Roofs of Paris - (00:08:41)
Ratcatcher - (00:28:27)
Until the End of the World - (00:49:00)
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Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastMemories of Red Beards & Blue Velvet (ft. Jeff Thiede): 159-160, 1073, 977We got Jeff Thiede (thee-dee((?))) coming in hot for week three of Always See Everything: The David Lynch at Da Beach series. Blue Velvet is the headliner, with the grimy/slimy Memories of Murder and the life-affirming/based Red Beard as the accompaniment. Also featuring a rare Anthony-less segment for vintage French laugh-along A Nous La Liberte! So if you somehow love the podcast while hating 50% of the hosts, this episode is for you! Or at least fifteen minutes of it.
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Red Beard - (00:10:17)
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Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastThe Elephant Seans (ft. Sean Naughton): 155-156, 1194, 1051We're hitting you with the second of our David Lynch series, complete with the 2-sean shell that brought you such hits as whatever the Samuel Fuller episode was called. We got Japanese Olympics, Vietnamese wars, and Normal freaks. Speaking of freaks, there's the Elephant Man too. Wow he's scary. The movie is basically about what if there was a monster so scary it made you want to scream. David Lynch's mind is too damn twisted for me sometimes.
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Tokyo Olympiad - (00:06:58)
Hearts and Minds - (00:27:38)
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Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastStraight from the Eraserhead's Mouth (ft. Tyler Frazier): 152, 154, 1192, 752"Good morning. It's November 11, 2024, and it's a Monday. Here in Chicago, we've got bright blue skies with intermittent clouds. It rained last night, and it might rain again. Temperature is 57 degrees Fahrenheit, 14 degrees Celsius. Anthony, Sean, and Tyler are beginning their series on my films with 1977's Eraserhead. Accompanying this are the films George Washington, a nostalgic meditation on tragedy and childhood, and The Horse's Mouth, a comedic British film starring the man from the Star Wars. No, not that one. And not him either. Tyler has selected Moonage Daydream as his pick this week. It is about David...
2024-11-112h 28Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastWe Promise Next Week Will Be Better: 149-150, 840, 812Look, it's not our best work. We didn't have much to work with, to be fair. We had some French stuff, some Spanish stuff. Tim Robbins was there, too. I apologize for saying he was conservative, I didn't know the full story. Check out Smile 2-it changed my life.
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Juliet of the Spirits - (00:03:36)
Bob le flambeur - (00:29:13)
The Executioner - (00:42:46)
The Player - (00:58:06)
Rankings - (01:20:35)
Sean's Latest Ranking----https://letterboxd.com/dogmomjp/list/ase-season-2-seans-ranking/
Anthony's Latest Ranking----https://letterbo...
2024-11-051h 32Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastIn The Mood for ASE: 148, 147, 356, 996They say love is a battlefield, and this week we get to see why. They also say that battlefield is a battlefield, and we get to see even more why. Actually, we don't because Ballad of a Soldier is about the effects of war away from the battlefield. It still has love in it, so at least it works on that level. They also say that love is a circus. Well, we say Send in the Clowns....
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Ballad of a Soldier - (00:02:43)
In The Mood for Love - (00:22:43)
2024-10-281h 33Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastDo You Know What Happens to a Toad on ASE?: 1237, 145-146, 163No seriously what happens
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Demon Pond - (00:05:39)
The Fireman's Ball - (00:29:50)
The Cranes Are Flying - (00:50:10)
Hopscotch - (01:08:52)
Rankings - (01:20:51)
Sean's Latest Ranking----https://letterboxd.com/dogmomjp/list/ase-season-2-seans-ranking/
Anthony's Latest Ranking----https://letterboxd.com/anthony_reviews/list/always-see-everything-season-2-ranked/
Always See Everything is an AnthonyReviews film podcast. For movie reviews and more, you can go to AnthonyReviews.com or check us out on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok.
Edited by Tyler Frazier.
Original Artwork by Ana Habrych.
2024-10-211h 32Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastThat Obscure Subject of ASE: 143-144, 301, 794What even is a podcast when u think about it
We go forth once more into the breach with a Luis Bunuel sexual romp, a light Czech new wave confection, and two heavy hitters from ASE Triple XXX Platinum Players Club first ballot inductees. I have a folk song I'm writing but you don't get to hear it yet. Make sure to ask me about it in a couple of years!
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That Obscure Object of Desire - (00:11:15)
Loves of a Blonde - (00:30:30)
2024-10-141h 43Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastThe Podcast of Dorian Griffin: 141-142, 1019, 709Dorian Griffin (Tyler please add his socials here) tags in to put Da Smackdown on mimes, white boy magic, black boy magic, and The Duke himself! Mostly he's there so that Sean has to behave himself during Bamboozled. And it worked!
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Children of Paradise - (00:09:56)
The Last Wave - (00:45:29)
Bamboozled - (01:07:05)
Red River - (01:48:29)
Rankings - (02:20:33)
Sean's Latest Ranking----https://letterboxd.com/dogmomjp/list/ase-season-2-seans-ranking/
Anthony's Latest Ranking----https://letterboxd.com/anthony_reviews/list/always-see-everything-season-2-ranked/
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2024-10-072h 31Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastThe Greatest Week in ASE History: 138-140, 1204I started writing the description and then I accidentally closed the tab and deleted it. I've never been more upset. Anyway these movies were crazy as hell. We literally have four pussy-getting classics here what do you want me to say. I think they speak for themselves.
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Rashomon - (00:03:07)
Wild Strawberries - (00:34:50)
8 1/2 - (00:52:10)
Trainspotting - (01:21:04)
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Sean's Latest Ranking----https://letterboxd.com/dogmomjp/list/ase-season-2-seans-ranking/
Anthony's Latest Ranking----https://letterboxd.com/anthony_reviews/list/always-see-everything-season-2-ranked...
2024-10-012h 03Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastAlfred Hitchcock's Last Stand: 135-136, 353, 734We give Uncle Alfie ONE LAST SHOT to wow us this week...and he kinda does! These are pretty great! Where was this the whole time?!?!
On the pick side, Solo con tu Pareja illuminates the vast differences in our intrepid hosts' comedic sensibilities, while the spellbinding psychedelia of The Shooting sets a high watermark for the Westerns to come.
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Rebecca - (00:05:42)
Spellbound - (00:36:49)
Solo con tu pareja - (00:51:56)
The Shooting - (01:18:33)
Rankings - (01:43:05)
2024-09-231h 53Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastRobert Erased: 132-133, 925, 1110Wow. Another crazy ass episode in the books. I can't believe that we just keep getting better every time.
This week we got an electric messiah, an evil French freak, a gay guy and a child. A real rogue's gallery. OJ Simpson died for this,
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The Ruling Class - (00:04:25)
The Vanishing - (00:26:42)
Midnight Cowboy - (00:44:39)
The Piano - (01:14:34)
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Sean's Latest Ranking----https://letterboxd.com/dogmomjp/list/ase-season-2-seans-ranking/
Anthony's Latest Rank...
2024-09-161h 52Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastThe Great Transportation Episode: 130-131, 793, 654Say what you will about Hitler's Germany, at least the trains ran on time! And speaking of...
Two Czech films about the pervasive horror of the ordinary and personal being invaded by the shadow of human cruelty pair with another banger from Wim Wenders and the long-anticipated Repo Man! Will Anthony finally love an Alex "sucking on a great number of" Cox film?!?!?
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The Shop on Main Street - (00:06:25)
Closely Watched Trains - (00:32:29)
The American Friend - (01:07:50)
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2024-09-092h 22Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie Podcastour brat summer: 127-128, 936, 899Apologies to Carl Dreyer, but he doesn't have the best showing in the latter half of his feature series here. Apparently we are the only two guys in the world who hate Gertrud! Sorry 'bout it!
Bull Durham is an excellent palate cleanser for fans of America's Game and Kevin Costner's hind end. And Personal Shopper? Mon ami...don't get me started...This one's an all-timer (referring both to the film Personal Shopper and this episdoe of the podcast)
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2024-09-022h 01Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastAlways Saiyan Everything: 125-126, 849, 352Carl Dreyer is the name of the game this week and next, and he's off to a damn good start! Your undergrad film professor knew his shit! You gotta respect the classics! ("respect" in the case of this podcast means Sean does a rap song)
Try not to sound too surprised, but Anthony picks a black and white screwball comedy and Sean picks a Japanese movie about a weird guy going to hell. Sometimes the best thing to be is exactly what everybody expects of you
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2024-08-261h 50Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastThe Importance of Hitting the Dougie: 123, 361, 158, 1131It's Gay Icon week on Always See Everything! Join closeted straight man Sean and regular straight man Anthony as we yaaasssssss along with Oscar Wilde, John Waters and his Dreamlanders, and assorted Edies of varying size in the gayest episode since the last one. Don't miss the shocking conclusion, which sees the dawn of a new iteration of the fabled and beloved "Salo line..."
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2024-08-191h 33Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastSean's Big Taco Adventure: 121-122, 552, 248Long live the new episode of Always See Everything.
In perhaps their most true-to-form outing yet, Sean and Anthony spin their wheels on the worthwhile but unspectacular Billy Liar, wax philosophic about capitalism, religion, and DoorDash in discussing Salesman, and expose their respective souls through unrestrained, ebulliant gushing over an impossibly tightly scripted romantic drama and a gross movie about a weird guy contending with and ultimately becoming an electric demon. Try and guess who picked what
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Salesman - (00:30:08)
2024-08-122h 48Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastTerror of Ruth Bader Ghidorah: 1000 Part 3We wrap up the Showa era with the dark psychedelia of Godzilla vs. Hedorah stealing the show! It doesn't help that the rest aren't that memorable. Megalon was cool. The guy and the movie. Everybody loves Jet Jaguar.
Make sure to catch our final, definitive rankings to see how these movies stack up to each other and also way more boringer and worse movies like Persona and Yi Yi
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Godzilla vs Gigan - (00:12:31)
Godzilla vs Megalon - (00:21:23)
2024-08-051h 14Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastGodzilla, Horror of Always See Everything: 1000 Part 2Part 2 of our Showa era Godzilla series takes us on a real emotional roller coaster. The high adventure of Ebirah, Horror of the Deep and the destructive spectacle of Destroy All Monsters is offset by the...relative boringness of the Minilla-focused entries. All Monsters Attack is probably the worst thing we've watched for the show. I wish Mothra was real.
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Invasion of Astro-Monster - (00:00:23)
Ebirah, Horror of the Deep - (00:14:48)
Son of Godzilla - (00:28:26)
Destroy All Monsters - (00:38:18)
All Monsters Attack - (00:53:07)
2024-07-291h 00Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastGodzilla vs Always See Everything: 1000 Pt. 1The first installment of our three-part coverage of the Showa era Godzilla films, in celebration of Big G's 70th anniversary! Happy Birthday Kween
2024-07-221h 28Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastAlways See Antichrist: 119-120, 1020, 542Our scheduled programming this week covers the collaborations between director Bruce Robinson and actor Richard E Grant, but that's not the main event here. It deeply saddens me to inform you that war has changed. Anthony and Sean's lingering tensions have finally come to a head, and they have declared open war on one another through their picks. Anthony is subjected to the insipid, overthought excess of Antichrist, while Sean must white-knuckle through the crusty, dusty Old Hollywood exemplar Leave Her to Heaven. God only knows if they will survive their respective ordeals; even if they do, this fight...
2024-07-102h 23Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastWe're PG Now!: 117-118, 701, 119In a week frontloaded with surprises, Sean and Anthony tackle the (decidedly NOT a silly one) Diary of a Chambermaid and meet in the middle on Preston Sturges' Sullivan's Travels. Ingmar Bergman steps his pussy up for the unmatched psychodrama Persona, and Dead Man ushers us into hell with Crispin Glover as the oil-stained boatman. Let's all sing a song
Card: Blue Eyes White Dragon. That's right pussies! It's not always gonna be Magic! It will next week though, and most weeks after that
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2024-07-011h 59Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastGreetings from Summertime (featuring Daisuke Beppu): 1206Anthony and permanent co-host Daisuke (who has been and will continue to be the permanent co-host for every episode) take on Eric Rohmer's Tales of Four Seasons, a quadrology of intimate human tales set against a nostalgia-infused cornucopia of seasonal aesthetics. It's basically the decalogue but there's only four and it's not Polish and it looks completely nothing like the Decalogue. No Sydney Sweeney lookalikes either. None that I noticed at least
Stick around for a lovely discussion about the Criterion Collection, physical media, and the importance of the context in which we view film.
Sean's Card of the...
2024-06-202h 22Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastPortrait of a Sean on Fire: 115-116, 501, 1034AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH GOD OH GOD HELP AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH PLEASE AHHHHHHHHH
Intro - (00:00:00)
Rififi - (00:11:56)
The Hidden Fortress: (00:23:28)
Paris, Texas: (00:58:10)
Portrait of a Lady on Fire: (01:34:16)
Rankings: (02:21:41)
Sean's Latest Ranking----https://letterboxd.com/dogmomjp/list/ase-season-2-seans-ranking/
Anthony's Latest Ranking----https://letterboxd.com/anthony_reviews/list/always-see-everything-season-2-ranked/
Always See Everything is an AnthonyReviews film podcast. For movie reviews and more, you can go to AnthonyReviews.com or check us out on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok.
Edited by Tyler Frazier.
Original Artwork by Ana Habrych.
2024-05-312h 36Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastBig Deal on Marge Simpson Street: 113-114, 762, 339Sean debuts his most powerful impression yet in this can't-miss episode! Our viewings run the gamut from crime thrillers to comedies of manners to whatever you could describe A Master Builder as to uh oh fuck I don't really know how to summarize what Yi Yi is either. We're on island time baby
Sean's Card of the Week this Week is: The long anticipated snow-covered wastes!
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My Man Godfrey
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2024-05-202h 04Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastThe Great Sydney Sweeney Debate: 837 Part 2The season 2 double feature continues with the latter half of the Dekalog. Anthony makes friends with a crab. Sean finds the blue lagoon from Blue Lagoon, but Denise Richards is long since gone. More importantly, though, we need to hear from you. Below you see two pictures of two women.
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2024-05-131h 41Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastThe Kongalog: 837Anthony and Sean inaugurate another season with a dectuple-header of Poland's finest in brutalist humanism: the Dekalog...But this time, we're headed to the beach! Join us for cocktails at the seaside longue as we peruse the grim grey landscapers of a crumbling post-soviet state! Ponder with us the miracle of the Polish finally learning how to not only screw in a lightbulb, but how to make a full movie! Sun's out guns out! We mean that completely literally!
What other card of thE weeK thiS weeK could it be other than: tropical island...
2024-05-081h 26Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastSeason 1 Finale: Trentie Awards!The guard's footsteps snap the prisoner from his sleep. He shakes his head free of his dreams of Stan Lee, of John Lennon, of Frenchmen and their Mise en scène...faint, now, and fading. The guard smirks through the bars. "Get yourself up. It's time."
Silent observers of every creed and station encircle the courtyard, bound together in reverence as the prisoner is escorted to the gallows frame. The executioner extends his hand. The prisoner takes it. His killer's face is waxy and grave.
Death's apparatus is wound about the prisoner's neck. He opens h...
2024-04-291h 46Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastGeneral Dadaqqatsi: 153, 640-642Wow. Our final four films of the season. How far we've come. I'm sure we give them the respect they deserve and don't waste time talking about Rupaul's Drag Race. I don't remember if we actually do that or not, but statistically, it is highly likely.
Anyway, we're doing documentaries this week! Sean's pick centers around one of history's minor monsters, while Anthony's triple header of Qatsi depicts the greatest monster of all...humankind. Woah. That was crazy. I can't believe I said something so smart. Season finale next week.
2024-04-171h 26Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastJacques Takis: 109-112This penultimate episode of ASE Season 1 sees Anthony and Sean engage in bloody battle with Jacques Tati, one of the most quirked up white boys to ever hail from the cursed kingdom of France.
Marlene Dietrich's classic-style Hollywood biopic "The Scarlet Empress" is a temporary roadblock, but soon enough we're hooting and hollering through the abstract antics of Monsieur Hulot's Holiday, Mon Oncle, and Playtime. Anthony gets a chance to lavish praise on a fresh favorite while Sean's heart warms marginally to the concept of comedy before 1980. What else could you ask for?
2024-04-081h 20Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastSean's Late for Dinner: 106-107, 1173, 576Goddammit Tyler, that's the ONE thing I don't want anyone calling me!!!!
Coup de Torchon poses a series of high-minded quandaries that Sean and Anthony may not be totally up to the task of dissecting, but Mona Lisa offsets that with enough bittersweet melodrama to get us hungry for more. Hollywood Shuffle's endearing goofiness and easy cleverness get us in a good enough mood to make it matter when Secret Sunshine rips our hearts right out.
Seans Card of the week this week is''': Lurrus of the Dream Den...
2024-04-021h 40Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastWet Jeans: 104-105, 197, 220If "learn about a new fetish partaken in exclusively by nasty old guys" is on your to do list, then have we got the episode for you!
Sean goes absolutely loco for dark theatrical masterwork Double Suicide. We welcome Stanley Kubrick to the ASE fold, though we're less than excited to sit through all three hours of his worst movie. Night and Fog is only about 40 minutes long, and the subject matter is similarly breezy! Naked Lunch further complicates Anthony's feelings on David Cronenberg. We'll get him one day.
Card: Boseiju, who endures. LSV always wheels this and is never...
2024-03-281h 36
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastSamuel Fuller Up (ft. Sean Naughton): 102, 224, 445, 954Anthony and cohost Sean (Naughton) get to work finishing up the filmography of Samuel Fuller, perhaps best known for being totally ignored in favor of Max Landis in The Greatest Episode of all Time!
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie ushers us in with light whimsy before our Fuller triple header, which includes cold-war intrigue, sober diagnoses of racial politics, and a full clip of classic Western goodness. I love being the second best Sean on my own podcast
no card of the week this week. i'm taking a...
2024-03-192h 15
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastLe Cinéma du Slow: 100-101, 281, 129Anthony and his concave co-host Sean take on 3 quiet, personal, sensitive works of art, each fine-tuned by visionary directors to provide profound insight into the universal human experience. So it's only fitting that we inaugurate the week with some funky ass white boys straight thuggin'! Tyler did not enjoy our opinions on the latter, but that's fine. What's he gonna do about it, edit the episodes so it makes me sound like I'm saying that I love high fiving Hitler?!?!? I'd like to see him try.
Sean''s'' Card of the Week this Week is...
2024-03-122h 01
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastSuper Mario Bros. on Wii! : 98-99, 484, 151Mick Jagger of Music fame adds to the ever swelling roster of Sean's roommates and inaugurates one of our most European episodes yet! Baffled by L'avventura, given shelter by Gimme Shelter, simultaneously bored and enlightened by Jeanne Dielman, and ultimately illegally human Trafficked across the borders of country and morality, Anthony and Sean let Jesus take the wheel on this scandalous, scorching hot episode of Always See Everything! The latter part of that sentence meant absolutely nothing.
Sean's'' Card of the week this week is: Gush! What if they made an Un set card...
2024-03-032h 06
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastWhere We Droppin' Boys?: 94, 96, 963, 591A storm is coming.
Peely and Jonesy squad up to take on the Archers' vintage rom-com I Know Where I'm Going, the Sirkified soap opera Written on the Wind, and vent their repressed rage through the subtly demonic To Sleep With Anger and Twitter(formerly X) dot com favorite 12 Angry Men.
Sean''s' Card of the Week this Week Is: Fable of the Mirror Breaker! You couldn't pay this fucking thing to stop winning Pro Tours
Intro - (00:00:00)
I Know Where I'm Going - (00:04:12)
Written on the Wind - (00:23:34)
To Sleep with Anger - (00:42:30)
12 Angry Men - (01:12:28)
Rankings - (01:31:33)
Anthony's Latest...
2024-02-291h 47
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastWith Tears In Me Eyes: 92-93, 563, 926We hope everyone enjoyed The Big Game! I'm sure my Chiefs won! If I'm wrong it's legal to kill me!
Fiend without a Face is an old-style creature feature that doesn't impress, but Black Narcissus wastes no time in inducting Powell and Pressburger into the shortlist for our hall of fame. Something Wild rides the line between Blue Velvet and something else I can't really think of. Manila in the Claws of Light depicts an average day of mine when I'm in the Claws of Light. This is the first episode of the Sean...
2024-02-181h 26
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastJohn Fitzgerald Kwaidan: 89-90, 808, 657One of Sean's favorite films clashes with one of Anthony's favorite American political figures, with a Brian De Palma joint and a solid (if conventional) western bearing witness to this clash between two worlds...
This week made me think about how much I love cinema. Just a rogues gallery of styles, techniques, genres...this, to me, is what the podcast is all about. If you have any interest in visual art, you should try to have periods where you expose yourself to works as diverse as these. Thank you for listening everybody. And by everybody I mean...
2024-02-072h 07
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastEisenstein: A Russian Musical: 85, 87-89Anthony prepares a very special surprise for us this week, giving some sorely-needed Lin Manuel Miranda style flair to a triple header of Sergei Eisenstein's most iconic work!
We concur that Alexander Nevsky is propaganda done right, while Ivan the Terrible parts I and II showcase the tragic chad-to-warlock pipeline. Pygmalion finishes us off in more ways than one, but not in a nasty way. I guess I should clarify what I mean by that so no one gets the wrong idea: it finishes off the week, but also we get exhausted trying to find things to...
2024-02-061h 31
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastThe Curious George of Always See Everything: 81, 83-84, 91We've got a nice eclectic mix this week on Always See Everything. We approach Fellini's Variety Lights with mixed feelings, but The Harder They Come brings up the tempo. Yasujiro Ozu puts up a solid second outing with Good Morning, and The Blob finshes us off with an extravaganza of incredible practical effects, a whip-smart script, and a perfect sense of balancing the charms of 50's sci-fi with the advances in storytelling technology that we've honed over the intervening deca-oh fuck, never mind. We watched the original, not the remake. You'd think I would know that because I was...
2024-01-241h 48
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastThe WC Fields Extravaganza - 78-79, 756, 972The undisputed. The undeniable. Ladies and gentleman, the wait is over. WC Fields has arrived.
In our most anticipated outing yet, we tackle the greatest works of this giant of the medium, this titan of comedy, this deity of all things entertainment. I won't waste your time by struggling to capture the enormity of his achievements in the feeble trappings of the written word: this simply needs to be seen to be believed. We also watched Police Story 2 and Limelight.
Sean's' Card of the Week This Week is: Gut...
2024-01-161h 02
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastDitto - Master of SUSpense: 77, 80, 137, 182If you like Pokemon and semen, boy do I have an episode for you!
Anthony and Sean's respective reactions to The Element of Crime are so in character as to make the discussion a formality. And God Created Woman gives us so little to talk about that we are FORCED at GUNPOINT to think about using Ditto as a...I won't say it here. You can just listen to the thing. I totally forgot that we watched Notorious this week. Straw Dogs is nasty and makes us feel icky :)
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2024-01-091h 44
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastASE Star Wars Christmas Special 2023!Watch along with the episode on YouTube here!
The harrowing finale to a year of thrills, chills and spills. Anthony invokes the Nostalgia Critic. Sean learns the true meaning of Christmas and Star Wars. Itchy jacks off. Tyler reckons with The Mind Of George. And Boba Fett.
Featuring cameos from Björk, Stan Lee, and George Lucas, a reading of an exclusive leaked script, and a roundtable discussion of the edibility of Star Wars characters, this final episode of the year has everything you love about ASE-Unless you like the Criterion movie thing, because there arent any in here. There i...
2023-12-241h 43
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastBustin' Makes Me Feel Good: 75-76, 389, 937It's quite a grab bag this week as we mix Kevin Smith, David Lean, martial arts, and Yugoslvian sex cinema. You know what they say, four great tastes that taste great together! Everybody always says that, especially about these specific four tastes!
Our ostensible review of Chasing Amy is much more focused on a psychoanalytic deconstruction of Kevin Smith, but we pull it together for the gothic melancholy of Brief Encounter. W.R.: Mysteries of the organism mostly goes over our heads, so it's a nice feeling to settle into familiar territory (to Sean at least) with...
2023-12-192h 07
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie Podcast...It's Like Ghostbusters: 73-74, 761, 1069If there's something strange...in your neighborhood...it's probably a young woman reckoning with her inevitable death and decay/mirroring the flaws and hypocrisies of her society/discovering her sexuality/contextualizing the art of filmmaking and creativity in general as a disruptive and collaborative process over the course of three hours and ten minutes.
Anthony and very special guest Björk Guðmundsdóttir embrace their feminine sides this week as they induct Agnes Varda into the ASE Platinum Players' Club along with two dreamlike experimental pieces revolving around da ladies. This was such a g...
2023-12-112h 05
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie Podcast*magic flute noises*: 71-72, 616, 691UUUUUUuuuuugggghhhh, GOD. Another week of this crap? I hate movies so much man. I'm going to go insane someday and something terrible is going to happen and it'll be everyone else's fault.
Ingmar Bergman channels the magic of the stage to unleash upon us the vibrant and musical The Magic Flute! Le Million offsets its natural Frenchness by innovating the screen musical! Thief is cool! It's so cool! And Shallow Grave!?!? Ah, Mon Ami, the twists and turns! The thrills! the chills! The Spills! There's a reason I try not to write these at 2...
2023-12-051h 47
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastThe M Word Pass: 66-70This week, it's a straight shot through spines 66-70 as we tackle the various pretensions of Jean Cocteau's Orphic Trilogy before squaring up in single combat against the son of God himself!
Blood of a Poet begins us on a delightful journey of impeccable effects and fairy-tale whimsy, and the roller coaster peaks with Cocteau's reimagining of the Orpheus myth. By Testament of Orpheus we're a little worn down, but thankfully Scorsese' Last Temptation of Christ is there to scoop us up and take us to heaven for an eternity of bliss at His Father's right hand.
2023-11-262h 07
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastFilm Schooled: 64-65, 904-905"Ah! I'm late!" Sean blasts into the street on his bike, seifuku and mouth-toast billowing in the wind. So focused is he on making it to the first day of class at Stan Lee Memorial High that he neglects to look around the corner as he turns-and slams straight into Oleszkiewicz-senpai! Ahn, how embarrassing! But the upperclassman is gracious, and assures the frantic Sean that no harm was done...just as he notices a Pulp Fiction pin on his Kouhai's backpack.
(This is the official canonical origin story of how the podcast started)
2023-11-191h 40
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastSUS Males: 62-63, 217, 297We are breaking new ground this week. Finally, after 30 episodes, we decide to go where no movie podcast has ever gone before, and cover a black and white film (or four). Yes, we know, they’re OLD and BORING, but through our incredible cinematic insight we allow you to parse the hidden value of these dusty, crusty old relics of cinema’s past. Take our hand, we have such sights to show you…
The Passion of Joan of Arc teaches us how close ups show, like, emotion and stuff, while Carnival of Souls demonstrates that horror can be sca...
2023-11-131h 49
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastNow Is the Autumn of Our Dope Content: 60-61, 95, 134The leaves they are a-falling, the wind it is a-chilling, and the ASE boys are bringing in the season with some autumnal cinema!
Autumn Sonata sees a Bergman crossover the likes of which have never been seen, while Life of Brian affords both hosts the ability to flex their knowledge of the good book. Our selections double down on the pumpkin spice spooky season vibes: the rich color and sweeping melodrama of All that Heaven Allows pairs with the delightfully devilish (and shockingly girlboss) Haxan to bid farewell to the Halloween season and solemnly shepherd us into the long, dark...
2023-11-061h 44
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastMacabruh (Halloween Special ft. Shriek Previews): 539, 1153Like magicians bisecting their lovely assistant, we’re splitting this week's ep in half! Horror is the name of the game this time, and on the ASE feed we’ve recruited Brent and Dan of Shriek Previews to help us talk about two of our favorites: Nobuhiko Obayashi’s House and Frank Capra’s Arsenic and Old Lace. We get down to business with plenty of discussion about what makes a horror movie and whether the genre doesn't get enough credit in the collection…until we get bored of that and start talking about minions and Oppenheimer. We have fun, don't...
2023-10-291h 46Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastThe Curious Charade of Being Alfred Hitchcock: 56-57, 476, 611We broadcast this episode from our deathbeds as we recall the halcyon days when we would climb inside a little wet portal, engage in thrilling spy adventures with Cary Grant in tow, and also talk about movies or whatever.
Hitchcock continues to whelm us with “spy” “”thriller”” the 39 steps, which we don't…hate? Charade picks up the pace quite a bit, much to our surprise and delight, all for Benjamin Button to come in and derail the vibe with his weird little old baby body. Being John Malkovich provokes a discussion about Charlie Kaufman while giving Sean the excuse to call something...
2023-10-241h 38
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastPhilip Squidward Hoffman: 54-55, 514, 555The venerable General Sean E. Lee inducts this pioneering episode where we explore the frontiers of space, the human heart, the American West, and the depths of evil itself.
We ooh and aah at the sights and sounds of Al Reinert's record of man's trip to the moon in For All Mankind, and then hem and haw over our feelings for Philip Kaufman's romantic epic The Unbearable Lightness of Being. Ride With the Devil takes us deeper into Ang Lee's filmography on the back of a (perhaps miscast) Tobey Maguire, and The Sweet Smell of Success worms...
2023-10-161h 50
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastSamurai 2: Samurai Harder: 52-53, 280, 302Sword Saint Sean of the Tiger Knee Yozansen school holds court with the ronin Anthony, who swiftly disembowels himself due to the humiliation of mispronouncing every Japanese word he comes across. Thankfully, we’re able to get him patched up and we have a lovely discussion about four samurai classics!
Our fealty to lord Kurosawa doesn't stop us from feeling lukewarm about Yojimbo and Sanjuro. The Sword of Doom cleaves us right down the middle, with Sean maintaining it as a masterpiece and Anthony…thinking it's okay. Harakiri, though, leaves no room for doubt, and we unanimously indu...
2023-10-082h 12
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastTerry Gilliam's Terrible Episode (ft. Tyler Frazier): 903, 51, 1166, 175It's business as usual with Anthony and Tyler, the co-hosts of Always See Everything, as they tackle a quadruple dose of Terry Gilliam to close out another director spotlight! There's another guy there too, but don't worry too much about him.
We REALLY wish Jabberwocky was Holy Grail instead, and boy do we let you guys know it. We perk up for Brazil, widely seen as Gilliam’s best, though Anthony apparently isn't so sure. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen endures comparisons to Spongebob and One Piece on the way to becoming a house favorite, and Fear and Loathing in La...
2023-10-022h 43
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastHow to Survive as a Short King: 49-50, 1033, 1074We thought this was going to be a short one, we swear.
A mentally exhausted Anthony teams up with the Liberator of Rubicon to power through two pivotal Fellinis in the heartbreaking Nights of Cabiria and the Augustus Gloop-featuring And the Ship Sails On. Buster Keaton’s The Cameraman does a good job speaking for itself, so we mainly just talk about the monkey, because we know what good fucking radio is. We then immediately forget what good radio is as we go absolutely beast mode raving about Olivier Assayas’s Irma Vep, which is perhaps the stro...
2023-09-262h 49
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastCalifornia Dreamin': 47-48, 453, 872With Anthony fresh off the physical and mental torture that is the Always See Everything 4D Experience ™ and Sean freshly unemployed, the fellas are more than ready to stumble their way through another banger of a week!
Black Orpheus serves up the classic combo of delightful dance parties and post-colonial guilt while Insomnia hooks us with the icy thrills only a true Nordic procedural can provide. Chungking Express tortures Sean with how much he almost loves it, and then Sean tortures Anthony with how much he almost loves Chungking Express. Ghost World sends us off on a bu...
2023-09-192h 29
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastGame Night!: 45-46, 627, 975Anthony and Sean roll critical successes on their “talk about movie” checks on this very special, Mountain Dew Gamefuel sponsored episode of everyone’s favorite Stan Lee commemoration podcast. That's right, family game is underway, so pick your piece and get ready to play! No, not the thimble, that's mom’s. She always picks the thimble. Come on man.
What The Most Dangerous Game lacks in thrills, intrigue, and run time, it apparently makes up for in, apparently, literacy? Taste of Cherry is an even less eventful but certainly more impactful way to induct master filmmaker and even mas...
2023-09-112h 08
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastGone Fishing: 42-43, 1133, 764Grab your best rod, don that khaki vest with all the little pockets, and get ready to ignore your wife’s increasingly frantic texts to come home, because this week on Always See Everything the boys are gone fishin’! Their first catch is Peter Brook’s adaptation of Lord of the Flies, featuring an all star cast of grade-A child actors. Fishing with John is next on the line, the first and last TV show we will deign to cover on the main feed of our MOVIE podcast. Next, we reel in The Fisher King, which has very little to do...
2023-09-042h 18
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastMichael Bay/Shakespeare Sandwich - 40-41, 82, 108Hark and forsooth! This week we tackle the contributions of one of the deftest and most masterful artists in the history of the English language, whose immortal wit and technical perfection have set the standard for his medium forevermore…and also Shakespeare too, I guess.
We come out the gate with Armageddon, which features a stacked cast helmed in part by perhaps Steve Buscemi's most evil character ever. Next is back-to-back Laurence Olivier with Henry V, much to the delight of Shakespeare fan Anthony, and Hamlet, much to the delight of tortured moping fan Sean. Finally, The Ro...
2023-08-291h 41
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastR.I.P. Headphone Users: 37-38, 1015, 888After disposing of their Loopers, stealing clothes from hoodlums, and finally completing a flow chart of what happens in Primer, the ASE boys are ready to learn what Pitbull meant when he said “to understand the future we have to go back in time.”
Sean’s battle with the British continues in the equal parts whimsical and distressing Time Bandits, followed by a check in with our good friend Seijun Suzuki doing what he does best: making weird movies about cool assassins. Journey to the Beginning of Time takes us on a delightful stop motion odyssey on the way...
2023-08-222h 10
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastBit Avengers Assemble!: 35-36, 834, 1112From Sex-revenant Stan Lee to rage comics, we’re playing the hits this episode! Sean’s battle with the French continues as we cover the classic girlboss thriller, Diabolique. Then, we get another Clouzot (for the boys this time) with the classic guyboss thriller Wages of Fear!
The double dose of black and white French movies is a little much, so we return to our roots with some good old fashioned American Coen brothers fare. Miller’s Crossing teaches us the dangers of mixing the Irish and the Italians, while Blood Simple has M Emmett Walsh putting up his...
2023-08-161h 58
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastIkura Kurasurwa: 33-34, 426, 221Getting a little too toasty this summer? Well, Always See Everything is here to cool you off with some of the Criterion Collection's iciest offerings...that was the plan, at least. We frankly overestimated the amount of snow in some of these, but they're still (mostly) pretty great!
We struggle to find much to say about the proto-documentary Nanook of the North, but things pick up with the quiet majesty of Andrei Rublev, our first Tarkovsky! Following that benchmark, The Ice Storm jumpscares us with an all-star cast and a chilled injection of suburban ennui. We cap...
2023-08-082h 15
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastSon of Beaker: 31-32, 277 & 470This week, Anthony and Sean are hitting the books as they tackle some literary adaptations! Channeling every cent of student debt their English majors saddled them with, they start with David Lean’s Great Expectations and Oliver Twist for some good old fashioned British whimsy, lightly seasoned with anti-semitism (from the movie, not the hosts). Next up is the (very) loosely Henry IV/V based My Own Private Idaho, where we learn that APPARENTLY Sean isn't on the same page as everyone else when it comes to Keanu Reeves. Finally, we close the book on the week with a he...
2023-07-302h 06
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastThe Barbenheimer EpisodeBONUS EPISODE! Anthony and Sean take a break from the Criterion Collection to talk about the cinematic event of the summer: seeing Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer and Greta Gerwig's Barbie!
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2023-07-271h 09
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastEverybody is Zodiac: 29-30, 643, 1155The worlds greatest movie podcast slash detective duo taken on the case of “who stole David Fincher’s idea for Zodiac?” Turns out, the culprit was four movies, all of which came out years before Zodiac was even conceived, and two of which predated the Zodiac Murders themselves! Who knew!?!?!
Once the suspects are in custody, we grill them like only we can. Picnic at Hanging Rock leaves us with more questions than answers, content to remain ethereal and ephemeral. M is a smooth operator, navigating the interrogation with ease and belying its total mastery of its enviro...
2023-07-251h 55
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastExcelsior True Believers!: 27-28, 909, 896This week brings a new meaning to “monster mash” as we are forced to confront the depths of human depravity expressed through mutilation, murder, warped sexuality, and a truly incredible Brooklyn accent.
Paul Morrissey brings us Flesh for Frankenstein and Blood for Dracula, which Anthony and Sean have completely inverse opinions on. George Romero's classic Night of the Living Dead is next, and we DEFINITELY give one of the most important horror films of all time the respect it deserves. Not for a SECOND do we get distracted talking about digging up, reanimating, and romancing the corpse of St...
2023-07-171h 55
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastAlpha Dogs Only: 25-26, 911, 1134Anthony and Sean go full ALPHA in this episode! (This is satire). They really break out their most masculine personas and complete themselves through raw dominant energy! (This is satire). In doing so they cover some of the big dogs in cinema: Godard's Alphaville, the always-on-that-grind Bob Hoskins in The Long Good Friday, De Niro and Scorsese doing an Alpha fusion to make Raging Bull, and Satyajit Ray bringing to life a man with enough smoldering strength to unleash his inner wolf spirit in The Hero! Tune in for macho talk about the origin of Sean's French movie hatred...
2023-07-101h 59
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastOops, All Bangers!: 23-24, 683, 97Posted better late than never, Anthony and Sean watch all good movies this week! We're in for an episode full of social commentary starting with Verhoeven's RoboCop, then Kurosawa's return to the podcast with his absolute banger High and Low, followed by two portraits of an American city in Altman's Nashville and Lee's Do The Right Thing. Even in a week of all great films, we get our signature comedic stylings in there with the introduction of RoboSean, riffs on Miguel Ferrar, more Osmosis jones talk, and an extended discussion on which weapons each character in Do the Right...
2023-07-062h 15
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastDespicable 𝝅: 21-22, 820, 748Anthony and Sean agree with each other a lot on Cronenburg's Dead Ringers, share opinions on David Lean's Summertime, and are on the same wavelength about two animated films, Watership Down and Fantastic Planet. For most podcasts that means a very boring episode but for the Always See Everything podcast, it means lots of loopy humor including getting our own spine number in the Criterion Collection, a city reveal for Anthony, and a lot of random=funny jokes.
(00:00:00) Introduction
(00:04:47) Dead Ringers (1988) dir. David Cronenberg
(00:36:05) Summertime (1955) dir. David Lean
(00:48:10) Watership Down (1978) dir...
2023-06-251h 51
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastFlo And Rida: 19-20, 957, 1035Anthony and Sean get a bit off track as they talk about their second Samuel Fuller film, Shock Corridor, their second Alex Cox film, Sid and Nancy, Elaine May's descent into masculine friendship with Mikey and Nicky, and Elem Klimov's insane masterpiece meditation on the horror of WWII, Come and See. Our rambling includes a really long rant about Wojacks, a lot of impression of British rockers, the introduction of a new reoccurring bit complete with its own super cool sound effect, and, for some reason, Flo Rida.
(00:00:00) Introduction
(00:02:05) Shock Corridor dir. Samuel Fuller
2023-06-202h 22
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastThe Greatest Episode of All Time: 17-18, 103, 951The first rule of this episode is; you do not talk about this episode! Anthony and Sean have done what no podcast ever could by creating the greatest episode ever! How did they do it? By avoiding discussion of The Naked Kiss, having even less to say about The Lady Eve, arguing over True Stories, approaching Salò with a ten-foot pole, and then adding in extended discussions of Superman, Fight Club, Max Landis, and Carly Rae Jepsen, culminating in a huge fight about the nature of film criticism.
(00:00:00) Introduction
(00:01:40) The Naked Kiss (1964) dir. Samuel Fuller
2023-06-122h 16
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastSeanday Morning Seancast: Wizard So SoIt is said that tough times make hard men. Therefore, in this week without an episode of Always See Everything, it's only right that one of the world's hardest men takes matters into his own hands. In this very special episode, Sean will be your guiding light through one of the medium's most complex masterpieces, by perhaps its most haunted artist. Wizard So So: Fun Magical Adventure will challenge you, shock you, and possibly break you: but if nothing else, you will know what it means for a rat to have human teeth.
Dedicated to the...
2023-06-051h 00
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastThe Silence of the Swallows: 13-16In this all sequenced, no picks episode, Anthony and Sean tackle Best Picture winner The Silence of the Lambs and its cultural impact and then talk about the "very cool" Samurai Trilogy. Discussion over the Nostalgia Critic continues as Anthony reveals deeply hidden farm animal-related trauma of his own and Sean decides to take the podcast into his own hands by, for the first time in the history of the podcast, reading a book.
(00:00:00) Introduction
(00:00:45) The Silence of the Lambs dir. Jonathan Demme
(00:48:27) Samurai I: Musashi Miyamato dir. Hiroshi Inagaki
(01:14:16) Samurai...
2023-05-291h 50
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastThe John Woo Tang Clan: 11-12, 711, 1164, 1174Count the number of times Sean says Lads from Liverpool or The Fab Four because in this, our longest episode yet, Anthony and Sean are talking about John Woo, death, and, for some reason music! We got The Seventh Seal kicking off our old chess debate, This is Spinal Tap taking our spine numbers above even eleven, A Hard Day's Night making us decide which of the Beatles we are, The Velvet Underground forcing a brief deep dive into 60s rock, and Last Hurrah for Chivalry bringing us home with John Woo. This special 5 movie episode includes consideration of...
2023-05-232h 41
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastJohn Woo's Doug Walker: 9-10, 39, 423For some reason, Anthony and Sean are obsessed with the Nostalgia Critic this week as they talk about the action-packed Hard Boiled, the animal-abuse-packed Walkabout, the Tarantino-inspiration-packed Tokyo Drifter, and the anti-American-sentiment-packed Walker. Listen to hear Sean address TikTok, Anthony seamlessly cut out a spicy joke his cohost made, and the great Walker Debate that shakes our podcast's core as we continue our John Woo miniseries.
(00:00:00) Introduction
(00:05:26) Hard Boiled (#9) dir. John Woo
(00:30:35) Walkabout (#10) dir. Nicolas Roeg
(00:48:52) Tokyo Drifter (#39) dir. Seijun Suzuki
(01:02:26) Walker (#423) dir. Alex Cox
(01:37:02) Outro and...
2023-05-151h 48
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastJohn Woo: Death in Jewoone: 7-8, 565, 1101Anthony and Sean pop the cork on a new miniseries on the films of John Woo! Along the way, tune in as they remember A Night to Remember, never forget The Killer, reminisce on Charlie Chaplin’s The Great Dictator, and fourth thing Adam Sandler’s Uncut Gems. This week’s mayhem includes Metal Gear Solid references that explain why Sean’s mic quality is so bad, a personal anecdote about maybe the worst place to see Uncut Gems, and lots of Jim faces at the camera.
(00:00:00) Introduction
(00:01:55) A Night to Remember (#7) dir. Roy Ward Baker
2023-05-081h 51
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastKleptomania, Hair Excess, Sore Feet, Nuclear Breath...: 5-6, 44, 594Join the episode as old as time where Anthony and Sean basically ignore 400 Blows in favor of Beauty and the Beast theming; the Beauty is the Archers' classic The Red Shoes while the Beast takes the form of Japan's relationship to nuclear power in Godzilla. This week's bits include Sean comparing himself to every character, a brilliant Osmosis Jones metaphor, Anthony's sneaky ideas on how to take out Godzilla (or was it Gojira?), and an extended tangent about NBA tweets that has nothing to do with anything.
(00:00:00) Introduction
(00:02:24) The 400 Blows (#5) dir. Franço...
2023-05-022h 19
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastThe 90s Time Traveler: 3-4, 479, 289Only 90s kids will get this episode! Western Civilization continues its deterioration as Anthony and Sean take their Criterion Collection mission through a Twilight Zone impression in Hitchcock's The Lady Vanishes, the disturbing raunchiness of Amarcord, the mind-expanding philosophies of My Dinner With Andre, and the devastatingly accurate documentary work of Hoop Dreams. Discussion includes Sean roasting old-school comedy again, whether Volpina would give you a side quest, and a final joke that we promise we mean no offense by.
(00:00:00) Introduction
(00:05:40) The Lady Vanishes (#3) dir. Alfred Hitchcock
(00:30:48) Amarcord (#4) dir. Federico Fellini
(01:06:25) My Dinner with Andre (#476) dir. Louis Malle
(01:40:49) Hoop Dreams (#289...
2023-04-242h 34
Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastFrench Guys and Samurai: 1-2, 306, 1057The epic journey begins. Anthony and Sean start their mission to complete the Criterion Collection by diving into four films with themes of honor in death, samurai code, and lonely guys killing dudes. This week is all about the boys as we talk about the very French The Grand Illusion, Kurosawa's renowned masterpiece Seven Samurai, and two very closely related films, Le Samourai and Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai. Topics include whether people pretend to like chess, what our catchphrases should be, Timothee Chalamet's acting heir (it's Sean), whether movie scores were good before the 70s, which...
2023-04-162h 38Always See Everything - A Criterion Movie PodcastIntroducing the Collection: Birth By SleepWelcome to Always See Everything, the greatest movie podcast of all time, where we rate, review, and riff on every single film in the Criterion Collection. Anthony, who aspires to be the greatest of all film critics, and Sean, who eats nerds like him for breakfast, are intent on completing this trek by watching four films every single week; two in order of spine number, and two determined by the hosts. But why the Criterion Collection? Join us as we discuss what makes a film canon.
(00:00) Introduction
(01:19) Why the Criterion Collection?
(19:47) Sean's Criterion Closet Picks
(27:07) Anthony's Criterion...
2023-04-1434 min