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CancerHouseEpisode 17: Supercuts and Little Orphan Annie"Last night I saw you in my dreams, now I can't wait to go to sleep..."2021-09-0319 min
CancerHouseEpisode 16: An Eeyore at a funeral for an Eeyore.The past tense of shit is shat.2021-07-0525 minCancerHouseEpisode 15: "Dismaland" starring Jennifer Aniston as Rachael GreenMore of the content you've come to know and shrug your shoulders about. Hashtag no growth. Hashtag no character arc. Hashtag lame.2021-05-2426 min
CancerHouseEpisode 14: Demi Lovato and a cameo from 90's heartthrob, Scott Smith.I mean, what is this even about? Some serious CSI internet sleuth nonsense trying to discern who took advantage of Demi Lovato in 2008... apparently I am loud and woke my husband from his slumber. Haha, get over it. You married a loud ass bitch.2021-04-0118 min
CancerHouseEpisode 13: Love Letter to Titus Andromedon, 2 PSAs, and the podcast equivalent of a photo dump.More of the same, prepare to be underwhelmed. I love you all. Xoxo. Chicken emoji, goat noise.2021-03-0122 min
CancerHouseEpisode 12: Advent Calendar of Death, libtards, and demonrats.More of the nonsense you've grown to know and love, or, at least, tolerate. I love you all.2021-01-1823 minCancerHouseEpisode 11: (more) Tiktok and fat talkCould be triggering if you don't enjoy listening to some basic ass bitch talk diet and weight gain. A close look at the design powerhouse Christian Audigier, the man responsible for such gems as Ed Hardy and Von Dutch. Fucking kill me. Is it a thong or a midcentury maxipad with belt?2021-01-0518 min
CancerHouseEpisode 10: Irony, Immortality, and dermal fillers.You know when you record something just to avoid your chores, this is that something. Love you all.2020-12-2728 minCancerHouseEpisode 9: Tiktok and bullshit, big titties, little waist.Can you tell that I drank a big green tea right before recording this?2020-12-1622 min
CancerHouseEpisode 8: Lancer Cancer Club- shoutout to JW!! , gay besties, and delusions.A little bit of a brain purge. Wtf am I talking about??2020-12-0622 minCancerHouseEpisode 7: Dead Dad editionI process things by talking about them. RIP Stevan Bruso. 11/8/56 - 11/26/202020-11-2816 min
CancerHouseEpisode 6: It's a very cancery Christmas....or...It's beginning to look a lot like cancer.....Our holiday special with a cameo by the Grim Reaper (Graham Ripert)2020-11-2216 minCancerHouseEpisode 5: Motherfucking white noise. Cancer to go to sleep to.Could cancer BE any more boring? Say it in your Chandler voice.2020-11-1320 min
CancerHouseEpisode 4: Death takes a lover.Probably my fave episode so far. Lots of laughing at my own jokes which may or may not be funny.2020-10-3117 minCancerHouseEpisode 3: Diet and Supplementation as told to you by some stupid whore.Diet and supplementation as part of a regimen to fuck up this lame ass bitch called cancer.2020-10-2521 minCancerHouseEpisode 2: A clarification of episode 1, haha, my storytelling skills are chef's kiss.Filling in the holes from the last episode and a description with lots of "likes," "ummms," and curse words of what I intend this podcast to become now that I am finishing up with all of the self-serving bullshit. Don't get me wrong, there will still be a healthy dose of Me!, Me!, Me!, but we will be moving onto more helpful stuff too, how to deal with catastrophic illness, etc. Integrative oncological approach.2020-10-1826 minCancerHouseEpisode 1: Cancer diagnosis and effing with a dry ass p*ssy.The beginning. Diagnosis and unfortunate side effects, anger. Cancer is stupid.2020-10-1721 minCancerHouseCancerHouse (Trailer)2020-10-1700 min