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Horror SucksLonglegs (2024)Send us a textI know we said the hiatus was over but then I got laid offWe review Longlegs, which we saw in theaters and recorded immediately after. Thematically appropriately, there are dated references to movies no longer in theaters. The movie stars Nicolas Cage in his absurd makeup acting absurdly. I'm writing this summary like 8 months after we recorded, I don't really remember much of it. More overdue episodes to come!2025-04-1643 minHorror SucksCobwebbs (The lost episode)Send us a textYeah I know it wasn't a week and it definitely wasn't a hiatus. Thank you all for your patience, we appreciate your support and we will be recording new episodes soon! For now please enjoy our highly anticipated review of Cobwebbs (2023) that we recorded back in October. 2024-08-1451 minHorror SucksLast Voyage of the Demeter (2023)Send us a textCarter and Ashley again struggle with deadlines this week, finally releasing the Last Voyage of the Demeter. This film - released in 2023 - chronicles a relatively minor chapter of the original Dracula lore: his journey from Romania to London. The film has received praise, comparing it to "Alien at sea"... but that's going to be a hard bar to meet. Listen to see what they think!2023-10-2153 minHorror SucksFinal Destination (2000)Send us a textWe're back! After a breif hiatus due to various life changes and laptop breakings we have finally been able to edit Carters birthday episode! Carters birthday was back in August but please join use as we celebrate him with Final Destination (2000)!This movie is peak 2000's and spawned a 6 movie franchise. Listen to hear why Final Destination SUCKS! 2023-09-2859 minHorror SucksTalk to Me (2022)Send us a textThis week, Carter and Ashley watch Talk to Me (2022), an Austrailian horror movie about a haunted hand. Listen to hear why this movie sucks! 2023-08-2443 minHorror SucksPearl (2022)Send us a textCarter and Ashley cover Pearl, a 2020 prequel to the 2020 film X. Yes, you read that right, this movie was filmed secretly during the production of the original. Despite such a silly start, can this movie match up to its predecessor, a movie which received lukewarm reviews from both Carter and Ashley?2023-08-0948 minHorror SucksThe Blackening (2022)Send us a text"We can't all die first" This week, Ashley and Carter discuss The Blackening (2022), a horror parody that had us chuckling. Listen to hear why this movie is pretty good!2023-08-0244 minHorror SucksInsidious: The Red Door (2023)Send us a textIn the episode immediately following the first Insidious installment, Carter and Ashley watch the latest movie in the franchise. Directed by Patrick Wilson and equipped with a new writer, can this movie shake the B-movie chains that have held back the series since the original?2023-07-1950 minHorror SucksInsidious (2010)Send us a textIn preparationg for Insidious Red Door, this week we covered Insidious (2010)! Listen to hear Carter make Ashley think and to hear why this episode sucks! 2023-07-1251 minHorror SucksBodies Bodies Bodies (2022)Send us a textIn our first (and due to recording issues, our only) episode of Pride month, Carter and Ashley review Bodies Bodies Bodies, a relatively recent movie which stars Pete Davidson. The movie was produced by A24, which has a stronger track record than most studios. Listen to see if the movie lives up to its hype, or if it's just cashing in on Pete Davidson's fame.2023-07-0558 minHorror SucksDead Silent (2007)Send us a textThis week Ashley and special guest and friend of the pod Ian cover Dead Silent! What's better than a movie about puppets? A movie about haunted puppets! Listen to hear why this movie sucks! 2023-06-301h 27Horror SucksFeardotCom (2002)Send us a textToday, Carter and guest star Ian review the historic FeardotCom... .com. Yes, you read that correctly, the movie is titled feardotcom, and they were unable to obtain the rights to fear.com. Thus, they were forced to use feardotcom.com. The movie gets even worse from there. Listen to hear why this movie is one of the worst we've ever reviewed.Check us out at horrorsucks.comThanks for listening! 2023-06-161h 16Horror SucksCandyman (2022)Send us a textThis week, Ashley and Carter watch Candyman, the 2022 horror remake. We know that this movie covers some sensitive topics, and we do our best to be mindful. Listen to hear why this movie doesn't suck. Thanks for listening! 2023-06-071h 13Horror SucksRenfield (2023)Send us a textRecorded during the midst of Dracula Daily, shortly after completing their own movie for the 48 hour film challenge, Carter and Ashley discuss the newly released Renfield (2023). In a modern take on two classic characters, Renfield is Dracula's familiar, and has come to realize their relationship is toxic. Despite performances by Nic Cage and Nicholas Hoult, the film struggled in the box office. Listen to hear if we disagree, or if it deserved to fail.Check us out at horrorsucks.comThanks for listening! 2023-05-3144 minHorror SucksBeau is Afraid (2023)Send us a textThis week Carter and Ashley follow Beau on his incredible journey to get back to him moms house in Beau is Afraid (2023). Listen to hear why Ari Aster's lastest release sucks! 2023-05-2456 minHorror SucksCoraline (2009)Send us a textIn this episode (recorded several weeks ago), Carter and Ashley interview Nika, longtime listener and friend and longtime foe of horror movies. Nika elects to watch Coraline, a movie that has been famous for traumatizing unsuspecting kids. Carter and Ashley both missed out when they were younger, will they be scared to watch it now?Check us out at horrorsucks.comThanks for listening! 2023-05-101h 15Horror SucksSick (2022)Send us a textThis weeks episode is the hulu original Sick, which is very fitting as Ashley had just finished quarantining after being exposed to Covid. Listen to hear why this movie is insensitive and sucks! Check us out at horrorsucks.comThanks for listening! 2023-05-0353 minHorror SucksEvil Dead Rise (2023)Send us a textThis week Ashley and Carter revisit one of their favorite franchises for the new movie Evil Dead Rise (2023). While this isn't the first Evil Dead movie to not take place at a cabin in the woods, it's lacks in comparison. Listen to hear why Evil Dead Rise sucks! Check us out at horrorsuck.com If you like what you hear, leave a rating and a review! Thanks for listening!2023-04-271h 14Horror SucksThe Bye Bye Man (2017)Send us a textFor a very special episode, Carter brings in recurring guest Ian to replace a temporarily unavailable Ashley. As Carter and Ian's first solo episode, they decided to watch The Bye Bye Man, the film that first sparked their interest in bad horror. The film is centered around the Bye Bye Man, a creature so cursed that if you know the name, he'll come and kill you. You better not think it, and you better not say it. This film is the champagne of shitty horror, and Ian and Carter will tell you why.2023-04-191h 29Horror SucksStraight Outta Nowhere: Scooby-Doo! Meets Courage the Cowardly Dog (2021)Send us a textIn the second of two guest episodes, Carter and friend of the podcast Janel review an unusual submission: not just Scooby Doo, but a Scooby Doo and Courage the Cowardly Dog crossover. The movie came out in 2021, and ran at a whopping 78 minutes. Despite this, your hosts plan to tell you everything wrong about this movie, and conclude whether or not it counts as horror.horrorsucks.com @horrorsuckspodcast 2023-04-1259 minHorror SucksThe Bone Snatcher (2003)Send us a textBack by unpopular demand, Ashley is joined by friend of the pod and our very own ant man, Ian MacGregor for the scifi horror movie The Bone Snatcher (2003). Don't let the title fool you, this movie is indeed about ants, but don't worry it won't give you the creepy crawlies. Listen to hear why this movie sucks! Also check out our website, horrorsucks.com and our instagram @horrorsuckpodcast. Thanks for listening! 2023-04-0551 minHorror SucksHouse on Haunted Hill (1959)Send us a textThis week, Ashley takes it old school with special guest Fiona Martin as they review the classic, House on Haunted Hill (1959). This horror classic kept us on our toes and we loved almost every second of it. Listen to hear why this movie doesn't suck. horrorsucks.com @horrorsuckspodcast *As I was editing I realized they wouldn't have used real acid so a real skeleton wouldn't have been necessary for that purpose. Still unknown if the fact is true. 2023-03-2354 minHorror SucksScream VI (2023)Send us a textIn this nightmare of an episode, Carter, Ashley, and the ghost of Joe return to the long-dreaded Scream VI. The prior movie was one of their first episodes, and as soon as it ended, they knew they'd have to meet again for the sequel. Now, a year later, they're back, having survived a near constant bombardment of advertisements, promotional materials, and aggressive marketing. The film was described as "unlike any other scream," so listen to find out if it's worth the hype, or if it was all just a ploy to fill theaters.2023-03-151h 45Horror SucksWilly's Wonderland (2022)Send us a textThis week Carter and Ashley relive our childhood nightmares of animatronics coming to life with Willy's Wonderland (2021). Whats better than a Nicholas Cage movie? One where he doesn't have a single line of dialogue. Listen to hear why this movie sucks! If you like what you hear, make sure you leave a rating and a review. Check us out at Horrorsucks.com and on instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2023-03-101h 00Horror SucksMy Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)Send us a textBE MINE 4 EVER 2023-03-0251 minHorror SucksJeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022)Send us a textThis disaster of an episode is brought to you by Ashley's poor time management. Please enjoy this weeks episode on the monstrosity that is Jeepers Creepers Reborn (2022), which undeniably sucks! Disclaimer: We do not condone the actions of Jeepers Creepers director Victor Salva and while we were unsure while recording, he did serve 3 years in jail for his crimes of sexual misconduct. Find us: @horrorsuckspodcast Horrorsucks.com2023-02-231h 15Horror SucksPrey (2022)Send us a textThis week we are going back in time to fight the alien predator in Prey (2022)! Listen to hear why Prey sucks! 2023-02-171h 08Horror SucksSkinamarink (2022)Send us a textAshley and Carter and joined by friend of the pod Ian MacGregor to discuss the analogue horror movie Skinamarink (2022)! Listen to hear why this movie sucks! Check us out at horrorsucks.com and @horrorsuckspodcast 2023-02-111h 33Horror SucksThe Offering (2022)Send us a textThis week Ashley and Carter review The Offering (2022). Never heard of this movie? Us either, it was brushed under the rug during pre horror season. Listen to hear why this movie sucks!Thanks for listening, if you like what you hear please leave a rating and review!Horrorsucks.comFind us on instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2023-02-0152 minHorror SucksRaw (2016)Send us a textHold on to your fingers and toes, this episode is juicy! This week we are joined by our friend Bobby to discuss the French horror film Raw. Listen to hear why some of us throught this movie sucked. HorrorSucks.comFollow us @horrorsuckspodcastEmail us at horrorsuckspodcast@gmail.com2023-01-251h 43Horror SucksM3GAN (2022)Send us a textThe long awaited episode of M3GAN has arrived! After being haunted for months by trailers of this modern take on Child's Play, Carter and Ashley finally see it in theaters. Plagued by poor acting, transparent writing, and a generally dumb concept, this movie is really awful. Listen to hear why it sucks!Follow us: @horrorsuckspodcast Find us at horrorsucks.com 2023-01-111h 01Horror SucksSe7en (1995)Send us a textIn this episode, Carter and Ashley recruit an old friend by the name of David to help unpack the David Fincher masterpiece Se7en (Seven, if you're feeling lazy). David streams most days from twitch.tv/davidtovarisch, where he games his way to a better world.The movie follows two detectives tracking down a serial killer inspired by the seven deadly sins... and has plenty of plot twists along the way. Check out our other episodes on horrorsucks.com2023-01-041h 47Horror SucksEvil Dead (2013)Send us a textTW: Addition and Sexual Assault This week Carter and Ashley are joined by an unnamed friend who is on the run from an Evil Demon but had to stop in a witness our recording of Evil Dead 2013! If you have a sensitive stomach, beware. Follow us: @horrorsuckspodcast Find us at horrorsucks.com 2022-12-291h 07Horror SucksThe Gingerdead Man (2005)Send us a textThis week Ashley recommended what she thought would be a holiday movie but was let down with The Gingerdead Man (2005), starring Gary Busey. In one of the most unhinged episodes yet, they explore this awful masterpiece. Listen to here why it sucks! 2022-12-2137 minHorror SucksThe Forest (2016)Send us a textTW: SuicideThis week Carter and Ashley cover the highly controversial movie The Forrest (2016) about the Aokigahara forest in Japan. Beyond topic insensitivity and racism, this movie sucks on so many levels. Listen to find out how! Today is the last day to sign up for our movie give away. Head over to horrorsucks.com and enter your email for a chance to win!Thank you all for listening, check us out at horrorsucks.com or on instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-12-141h 05Horror SucksBones and All (2022)Send us a textJoin Ashley and Carter as they journey through the backroads of America with Bones and All (2022). This movies has everything; Timothée Chalamet, love, and cannibalism. Listen to hear why Bones and All sucks!Please make sure to rate review and subscribe! Find us at www.horrorsucks.com and on instagram @horrorsuckspodcast! 2022-12-0749 minHorror SucksThe Menu (2022)Send us a textWe hope your hungry! Just in time for Thanksgiving, this week Carter and Ashley take a bite out of The Menu (2022). With a menu this appetizing, it should be sure to satiate our appetites. Listen to hear why it sucks! We hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving! Sign up for our movie box contest at horrorsucks.com Also find us at Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast Stay Spooky! 2022-11-231h 11Horror SucksTerrifier 2 (2022)Send us a textAs we wrap up spooky season, Carter and Ashley were prepared to be terrified by Terrifier 2 (2022). An anticipated sequel to the 2016 movie, Terrifier. Find out what ciaos Art the clown is causing this Halloween. While this episode is not graphic in nature this movie is extremely gory. Those with sensitive stomachs tread lightly. Thank you all for listening, please make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Also find us at horrorsucks.com and on instagram @horrorsuckspodcast 2022-11-161h 02Horror SucksHocus Pocus 2 (2022)Send us a textHappy birthday, Ashley! As her birthday episode, she has selected Hocus Pocus 2, her film debut. It's not really horror, but neither was Scooby Doo. 29 years after the original, the long-prophesied sequel to Hocus Pocus has been released. The original movie failed at the box office but has since become beloved. Listen to find out the sequel can fill its shoes.Thank you all for listening, please make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-11-091h 07Horror SucksCabin in the Woods (2011)Send us a textFor our most out of order episode yet, Carter and Ashley air a recording from early September, back when they were burnt out on Friday the 13ths and needed a pick-me-up. They elected to watch Cabin in the Woods, an all-time great horror film. Listen to hear why it's so critically acclaimed!Thank you all for listening, please make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-11-021h 24Horror SucksHellraiser (2022)Send us a textThis week, Ashley and Carter have the pleasure of covering an old Horror Sucks classic. The original Hellraiser was the 5th episode of our podcast, and now we have the chance to watch the remake. It was meant to be a new movie inspired by the original (rather than a true remake or sequel) but the modern effects and higher budget should ensure a scarier, more gory movie. Listen to find out why it sucks. Thank you all for listening, please make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Also find us...2022-10-261h 09Horror SucksHalloween Ends (2022)Send us a textOnce again, Carter and Ashley watch a movie on a Thursday and expect to have the episode out by the following Wednesday. This time, it's Halloween Ends, the final of the Halloween remake trilogy. After two atrocious precursors, the duo can finally breathe a sigh of relief, as the series fittingly ends here. Listen to hear their thoughts.Thank you all for listening, please make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-10-191h 17Horror SucksX (2022)Send us a textA few months late, Ashley and Carter review X, a movie about filming an adult video in rural Texas. This episode is particularly graphic of a sexual nature, and we recommend that family members do not listen. Also, extremely important to note, Carter does not know what he's talking about when it comes to alligators. Don't listen to him.Thank you all for listening, please make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-10-1256 minHorror SucksSmile (2022)Send us a textAfter first seeing the trailer during a viewing of Sonic 2, Ashley and Carter have been excited for Smile for months. They waited through spooky baseball games and episode after episode after Horror Sucks for its release, and now its finally here Listen so we can tell you whether or not this new release sucks.Thank you all for listening, please make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-10-0550 minHorror SucksBarbarian (2022)Send us a textTo kick off a chaotic October schedule, Carter and Ashley review Barbarian. A recent release, the film has performed remarkably well with critics... but Carter is still skeptical. Listen to find out why.Thank you all for listening, please make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-09-281h 03Horror SucksDouble Feature: Orphan (2009) and Orphan: First Kill (2022)Send us a textThis week Carter and Ashley regret their life choices with Orphan (2009) and Orphan: First Kill (2022). While one is a horror classic beloved my many, the other...you'll just have to listen to find out. Thank you all for listening, please make sure to rate, review, and subscribe! Also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-09-2243 minHorror SucksVivarium (2019)Send us a textAfter struggling for weeks, Ashley and Carter give up on their Friday the 13th marathon and settle for something a little simpler. In this week's episode, they discuss Vivarium, a movie where a couple finds themselves trapped in a paranormal suburb, forced to raise a child that isn't theirs. If you like what you hear, please make sure you subscribe and leave a review. You can also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-09-0758 minHorror SucksVelociPastor (2018)Send us a textThis week, Ashley and Carter limp through an episode of VelociPastor. Despite being a mere 75 minutes long, it's one of the most demoralizing movie they've ever seen.If you like what you hear, please make sure you subscribe and leave a review. You can also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-08-3142 minHorror SucksProm Night (1980)Send us a textThis week, Ashley and Carter revisit the 1980s to watch Prom Night, a since-rebooted Canadian slasher film starring the one-and-only Jaime Lee Curtis. The film has everything a slasher should have: gore, proms, Ohio, but there's just something about it that sucks. Listen to find out why.If you like what you hear, please make sure you subscribe and leave a review. You can also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-08-241h 02Horror SucksThey/Them (2022)Send us a textThis week, the gang reviews the recent Peacock original They/Them, a slasher movie set at a gay conversion camp. Ashley and Carter keep it as tasteful as possible.If you like what you hear, please make sure you subscribe and leave a review. You can also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-08-171h 03Horror SucksScooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998)Send us a textThis week, it's Carter's birthday! Or it was when they recorded it. So, continuing the theme of being wrong whenever we tell you next week's episode, we watch one of his all-time favorite horror movies: Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island. As huge Scooby-Doo fans, Carter and Ashley have a blast, and only try to do a Scooby voice once.If you like what you hear, please make sure you subscribe and leave a review. You can also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-08-1049 minHorror SucksOculus (2013)Send us a textThis week, Ashley and Carter review a movie that has plagued them for years. Is Oculus good or bad? Featuring one of their favorite actresses, Karen Gillan, the movie is about a mirror that can control what you see... even if you're not looking at it. Listen to find out more!If you like what you hear, please make sure you subscribe and leave a review. You can also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-08-031h 11Horror SucksNope (2022)Send us a textThanks to the fastest edit in Horror Sucks history, Ashley and Carter review Jordan Peele's newest film, Nope, despite that it only came out 5 days earlier. This WILL contain spoilers. They make that extremely clear.If you like what you hear, please make sure you subscribe and leave a review. You can also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-07-271h 06Horror SucksThe Wicker Man (2006)Send us a textThis week, Ashley and Carter tackle the Nicolas Cage classic, The Wicker Man. Best known for being the creation of the phrase "not the bees!" This film is 102 grueling minutes long, and we sat through every second of it. So that you don't have to.If you like what you hear, please make sure you subscribe and leave a review. You can also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast.com2022-07-201h 09Horror SucksEvent Horizon (1997)Send us a textThis week, Ashley and Carter review a sci-fi horror classic. Starring Sam Neill and Laurence Fishburne, the movie was a critical and commercial failure, but has since developed a cult following. They analyze why.If you like what you hear, please make sure you subscribe and leave a review. You can also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-07-131h 07Horror SucksDouble Feature: The Crush and The BabysitterSend us a textDue to a communication error, Carter and Ashley discuss two different movies! The Crush (1993) and The Babysitter (2017). Listen to discover which movie sucked more.If you like what you hear please make sure you subscribe and leave a review. You can also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-07-0638 minHorror SucksJason X (2001)Send us a textNow basically we...we die.Join Ashley and Special Guests Ian and Holly as they venture into the future of horror with Jason X (2001). Listen to hear why Jason X sucks! 2022-06-3053 minHorror SucksThe Skeleton Key (2005)Send us a textThe weakness is the flesh.Listen to hear why The Skeleton Key Sucks!If you like what you hear please make sure you subscribe and leave a review. You can also find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-06-2245 minHorror SucksLeprechaun in the Hood (2000)Send us a textLet's be honest. There's no way you read the title and thought "hmm maybe I'd be interested in Leprechaun 5." You've already made up your mind about whether or not you're going to watch it. There's no way that anything I write here will make a difference.Please rate, review, and subscribe. You can find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-06-151h 03Horror SucksSasquatch Hunters (2005)Send us a textThe fear is primeval. The agony is real. This week, Carter and Ashley take on something a little more mythical, and tell you why Sasquatch Hunters sucks.If you like what you hear, please rate, review, subscribe. You can find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcastfDBh2Twc3K7tRzIbJrhx2022-06-0857 minHorror SucksThe Craft (1996)Send us a textRelax…it’s only magic…This week we summoned the strength to watch The Craft (1996). Listen to find out why this movie sucks! If you like what you hear, rate review and subscribe. You can find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-06-0142 minHorror SucksGhost Ship (2002)Send us a text“Leave the ship while you still can” This week, we discuss the truely haunting film Ghost Ship (2002). Listen to find out why this movie sucks! If you like what you hear, rate review and subscribe. You can find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-05-251h 01Horror SucksVelvet Buzzsaw (2019)Send us a textA bad review is better than sinking into the great glut of anonymity.This week, we cover the visually appealing film Velvet Buzzsaw (2019). Listen to find out why this movie sucks! If you like what you hear, rate review and subscribe. You can find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-05-1843 minHorror SucksZombeavers (2014)Send us a textI've never seen a real beaver before up close. This week, we cover our best movie to date Zombeavers (2014). Listen to find out why this movie sucks! If you like what you hear, rate review and subscribe. You can find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-05-1238 minHorror SucksHellraiser (1987)Send us a textPain has a face. Allow me to show it to youThis week Ashley and Carter cover Hellraiser (1987). Listen to find out why this movie sucks! If you like what you hear rate, review, and subscribe. You can find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-05-0434 minHorror SucksScream 5 (2022) PART 2Send us a textThis week is the continuation of our conversation with Joe Distasio on Scream. In this episode we pick up where we left off with The Bad and The Spooky. If you haven't already, make sure to go back and listen to part 1!2022-04-3043 minHorror SucksScream (2022) PART 1Send us a textThis week Ashley and Carter are joined by Joe Di Stasio to discuss the latest Scream movie. This is part 1 of the 2 part series.2022-04-2128 minHorror SucksRings (2017)Send us a textThis week Carter and Ashley cover the movie Rings, the 2017 sequel to the ring. Listen to hear why this movie sucks! If you like what you hear rate, review, and subscribe. You can find us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-04-1330 min
Horror SucksTexas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)Send us a textTo kick off their new podcast, Ashley and Carter review the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie. Listen to learn why this movie sucks. If you like what you hear, subscribe and follow us on Instagram @horrorsuckspodcast2022-03-2933 min