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Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 44: Stanley Cup Game 6, Euros Group Stage, Copa America Andy and Scrode recorded this one during game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals. They hit all things Stanley Cup Finals, Conn Smythe, Euro 2024, and Copa America! This episode contains great betting advice, suboptimal soccer analysis, and complete wonderment towards this Stanley Cup Final! Tune in! Subscribe! Like! Let's go!!!!!2024-06-221h 12
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 43: Riverfest Hockey Tournament Week 1 Welcome to the podcast that asks, the question, "Who munches harder?" In pleasant company with Matt Harding joining the show, the boys return to the rink and the recording studio to touch on all things hockey playoffs, French cuisine, and Harrison Butker. Tune in this week and come down to the Wichita Ice Center for family fun, hockey, food, and A Good Time.2024-06-061h 00
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 42: NHL SEASON PREVIEW!Jason and Scrode are back this week with the best NHL season preview East, West, North, and South of the Pecos River. Give a listen as the boys detail each division and go into taxing detail for all of your Cup Contenders. Joonas Korpisalo best attribute to stopping pucks is scaring them with his mustache and the Dallas Cowboys are who we thought they were!2023-10-112h 21
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 41: Skippy Horowitz, D- Bears, and the Return of HockeyThe Asscasters are back this week to talk about how bad the Bears are, Taylor Swift and Brittney Mahomes in a knife fight, and the emergence of Skippy Horowitz as a force in broadcasting. Schawe, Scrode, and Baby Javier touch on pro and college football, but also give a deep dive on the upcoming NHL season. How good will Bedard be? Does New Jersey have enough goaltending to win the Cup? How good was the 2003 Draft Class? Find a nice spot on the couch, clean your cheeks, and gear up for another episode of the Asscast.2023-10-071h 42
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 40: Back to Reality, Colorado Schawe and Andy are back in the studio to discuss MORE Phil Hendrie, Colorado coming back to earth, and Marcus Freeman's inability to count to 11. The Broncos defense made an NFL game look like a mismatched high school football team, while the boys discuss both weeks of college football and NFL football. Finally, the boys discuss what it means to be human through highlighting Mike McDaniel's mercy towards the Denver Broncos.2023-09-281h 40
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 39: Boulder, You're WelcomeThe boys are half-staffed (insert Butthead laughter here) in the booth today, as it is just Scrode and Andy, We finally address that fact that Deion and Colorado owe us a "thank you" for the recent groundswell of support. We also address the betting concerns in the NFL and NCAA football, with some great prop bets involving players from losing teams (Ja'Marr Chase). Finally, a shout out to legends Phil Hendrie, Jason Duda, and Mary Catherine Gallagher.2023-09-151h 51
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 38: Hogs and Hookers! College Football is Back!College Football and Professional football are starting! We forecast Notre Dame, USC, and throw shade to the Georgia Bulldogs' ridiculously easy schedule. The Asscasters detail some of Hulk Hogan's totally believable lies. The Cowboys trade for Trey Lance and Scrode breaks news from ESPN 1000 Radio,2023-08-301h 51
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 37: Somalian SprintersDirty Carlos is back in the studio to discuss fluffy pillows, the British Monarchy, and the upsetting WWC result for the United States and Alex Morgan. We recap the Somalian sprinter who tried really hard and further discussion on the upcoming college and NFL seasons.2023-08-071h 50
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters 36: The RevivalThe Asscasters rise from their spring napping to record again. The boys cover Colorado football win totals, KC Chiefs win totals, manatee loving, and more on this resurrection of radio greatness!2023-07-311h 57
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 35: Uncle Reggie Joins the Show!Friend of the show, Uncle Reggie, joins to weigh in on The Masters, the Kansas City Chiefs, and why nobody wants Lamar. The boys learn that sasquatches are formal beast and prefer to be addressed as mister or missus. Andy has a sex dream about Danny Amendola and Scrode has a real dream about Newcastle making Champions League2023-04-031h 36
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 34: No Love for LamarAndy is back and had more breakfast bagels than Natural Lights for this episode of the pod. The boys run through the Lamar Jackson drama and why no NFL team wants to take a shot on him. Scrode and Andy attended Black Jacket Symphony’s rendition of Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumors”, and discuss the strangest Uber ride of their lives.2023-03-131h 17
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 33: NHL Legend Punch McGirtThe boys recap the NHL trade deadline and the ramifications. How absurdly far does Scrode think the New Jersey Devils will do in the playoffs and who is the second team to beat in the East? Andy invites some new friends to the podcast, including fictional humans Homer Mahomes, Punch McGirt, the greatest hockey player on the planet currently, Connor McGregor, and Meth Shark. Andy fell out of the car before this episode. It's a wild one!2023-03-061h 37
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 32: @Drizzel83 Joins the Show!The boys interview Drizzel from Jim Rome fame. How do Mahomes' career numbers stack up currently against Hall of Famers already enshrined, say Troy Aikman? To finish the episode, the boys talk NHL trade deadline rumors. Will Timo Meirer be a Devil? Finally, Andy's wish is finally granted and the boys talk about all things grass (artificial AND real!).2023-02-232h 00
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 31: Super Bowl Week!It is an empty booth this week, as C Dangle continues to fight Shakira’s legal battles while Schawe is frosting cupcakes in Boner Springs, Kansas. Andy and Scrode breakdown the Super Bowl and all of the betting angles, so join us in making money this Sunday!2023-02-091h 18
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 30: NFL ChampionshipThe Asscasters return with 1 Schawe and 0 Carlos, recapping the NFL Championship weekend and how disgusting Russell Wilson is. “To Catch a Predator”’s Chris Hanson joins the show to discuss Subway sandwiches, belly dancers, and Sean Payton. Scrode thanks the gods he doesn’t believe in for Kellen Moore being fired and that the Scottsdale Community College legend Mike McCarthy will be resuming play calling duties.2023-02-021h 56
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 29: Dak Prescott is Single and Ready to Throw InterceptionsThe boys are all back in the studio for this edition of the Asscast, as Scrode confronts the Dallas Cowboys quagmire and Dak Prescott's updated Facebook relationship status. The boys discuss the NFL Playoffs and if Slim Burrow will take down Mahomes in Arrowhead this weekend. Bill Cosby makes his comeback appearance to discuss sleepy chicken, Camille, and Temple football.2023-01-262h 08
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 28: Tom Brady is the Next Planet AmericaTwo of the Asscasters beg Tom Brady to retire, as his #1 fan wishes for his continual suffering and punishment from NFL defenses. The boys also discuss the future locations of Lamar Jackson, TB12, Aaron Rodgers, Jimmy G and more. The boys also rank the remaining playoff quarterbacks. Closing the show out, Schawe and T.J. discuss changes to the NHL All Star Game. 2023-01-192h 05
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 27: Congratulations UGA! Screw #BigBlue!The College Football Championship has been decided and this Asscast will work as hard as the TCU defense to give you cutting edge insight on this episode. The boys, without Carlos (Heavy Petting Seminar), disparage more college football programs, specifically #BigBlue. Getting into the more professional football, the boys discuss Wild Card Weekend and who is the second best team in the NFC. To wrap up the episode, the boys talk about injury-colored penises, Schawe’s betting habits, Sean McVay, and Bernedoodles.2023-01-121h 42
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 26: Racist Juggling Cab Drivers/Russell Wilson is the WorstThe Asscasters are back from the holidays and are ready with the stories. Andy and Carlos visited the Vegas where Andy found a new way to puke, considering the hotel's hard floors. Carlos encountered a racist, juggling cab driver while on The Strip and was been completely okay with it 🤷🏼♂️. The boys discuss the World Cup, the Berhalter vs. Reyna feud, and TCU's rise to the College Football Playoff Championship.Our thoughts are with Damar Hamlin, his family, and the Buffalo and Cincinnati organizations.2023-01-051h 46
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters - 2022 in ReviewThe boys are currently arguing over games of Monopoly with their families for the holidays. Take a ride back through the first 6 months of the Asscasters podcast, with our favorite Puddin’ Pops, Piss Puddles, Megladons, hangovers, and some sports coverage.2022-12-231h 27
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 25: Headed to VegasThe boys mourn the loss of our dear friend, Coach Leach and talk about where Miss St. goes from here. The boys give their betting picks for most of the bowls and T.J. decides to give bowl games fake names (play the game on Twitter, kids). How good is Jalen Hurts and the Eagles? How bad was the Cowboy’s win? How does Carlos really feel about Argentinian soccer/futbol? All that and Andy’s questionable bathing practices before the big trip!2022-12-151h 43
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 24: “They Wear Their Cowboy Boots with Their Swimsuits.”The College Football Playoff is all set and the World Cup is in the knockout stages. Life could not be better and work performances could not be lower for the boys. The morons talk PRIME TIME in Boulder (the story Schawe broke, ESPN), does Matt Stafford deserve his current fate after extreme douche baggery, and how will Andy to get to work now that his car is stolen?2022-12-081h 45
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 23: "Boy, am I High?!" - A Carlos Story“On a calm Tuesday in November, the United States of America advanced to the knockout round of the World Cup. Meanwhile, Carlos drank Natural Light, smoked 3-Chi dabs, and made ridiculous sports comments. The fellas come in hot and bothered on this episode of the pod, as the they discuss Rivalry Week in College Football, Nebraska hires more failures, and touch on the Chiefs being the betting favorite to win the Super Bowl. Grab your sweetie, pop a few 3 CHI gummies, and listen to another off-the-rails episode.“White people, season your chicken!”2022-12-011h 42
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 22: The Rats are Coming Home and the Chickens are Coming Home to RoostThe boys get weird in this one, discussing little to no things sports and everything "penis identification technology" and the happenings down on Andy's farm. Aside from the silly, the Asscasters give LSU some credit for winning the SEC West. To more upbeat news, the Bills Mafia falls to fifth in the AFC and the Vikings are FO REAL! Jeff "Any Given" Sabado gets the job down against the franchise who can't afford to fire Josh McDaniels. Bringing the pod to a close, the boys discuss how bad the 72' Dolphins really are and why Ronaldo is livid with...2022-11-171h 56
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 21: Congratulations University of Georgia/Jeff Saturday/Josh McDanielsOn this extra sloppy pod, the boys respond to the Indianapolis Colts firing Frank Reich and hiring of TV heartthrob, Jeff Saturday. Josh McDaniels pays the extra $15 for seat warmers in his BMW and will probably be the OC of the Patriots in coming weeks (C Dangle). The boys then address UGA being the clear cut favorite to win the College Football Playoff and will TCU stay in the fourth seed going forward. To close the podcast, Schawe pays tribute to Peter McNabb and the boys discuss the Colorado Avalanche, Vegas Golden Knights, and the hapless New Jersey Devils.2022-11-101h 15
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 20: Wolverines and Cousin' F@ckin' The whole gang is in the studio this week to touch back in with the NFL, NHL, and NCAA. The boys consider betting values in the NFC South and touch on San Francisco's new horse, CMC. The boys give their initial thoughts on the first CFP Ranks, highlighting the possibility of a play off with 3 SEC teams. C Dangle gives his expertise on Brody Brodeur, the fuck boy, and whether or not an Original Six NHL team still exists. Crazy Sharon stops by two report she ate her 3CHI chocolates. Coach Mike Leach drops from candy knowledge on us...2022-11-031h 48
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 19: World Cup Preview, Baby!World Cup Season is here! We devote our whole podcast to previewing the World Cup, who we each like to win the whole thing, and betting favorites to advance from each group. C Dangle and Andy hitch their wagons to England and Brazil, respectively, where Scrotum stays with the hometown team - BELGIUM! All that, Andy loses his CDs in customs, and more! Scrotum is also traumatized by Thierry Henry’s handball.2022-10-271h 09
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 18: Hookers, Bama, and Jack Hughes Betting PropsC Dangle is back to talk all things Patroits, World Cup, and van Gogh as Schawe is off frosting his father’s cake. Meow! The boys recap the week in college football, with Alabama losing and Colorado…. winning?!?! Accompanying the college coverage, the boys pick low hanging fruit and dive into Stranger Dangeruss Wilson down-right weirdness. Which division is better, AFC East or NFC East? Finally, Grandpa Scrode ponders why ALDS games are so early in the evening?2022-10-201h 16
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 17: Jaundice Ghost and Domesticated PillowsSchawe gives his honest, fan opinion on his Sooners football season and where Norman goes from here. Sharon makes her World Famous "Mummy Dogs" (also known as jaundice ghosts) for the boys and meat sweats ensue. Old Top makes his outside choice for Josh McDaniels' replacement before the boys discuss the beginning of the NHL season. The Asscasters bring the show home with their outlooks for the Devils, Knights, and Avalanche. 2022-10-131h 28
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 16: Public Enemies Brett Favre and Fish CheatersIt has been a rough week for OU fans and Patriots fans, so that means Carlos is home, under the covers with a bottle of Tito’s. The boys cover the normal sports, while Sharon joins the show for her first sit down, talking all things Tom & Gisele and a game of “Who’s Hotter?” (Tony Gonzales vs. Travis Kelce). The show devolves into anarchy as the trio talks all things Fish Cheatin’, Brett Favre, and Fishnet Condoms.”2022-10-061h 42
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 15: Piss Puddles and Power PlaysThe boys are apart, but are they ever not together???? KU season ticket holder and part-time Asscaster, Ryan, gives his takes on KU football and stepping through rivers off piss at Memorial Stadium (I think that's the name. Is it even listen on Google Maps?) Schawe's boujie ass calls in from Mexico and talks about how cool his dad's pinball machines are. The boys eventually talk NFL football and which teams are for real or not. The boys give their bets for the NFL weekend as well.2022-09-291h 27
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 14: Puddin' Pops are NOT for the ChildrenThe boys talk crap on Nebraska football again while acknowledging the the greatest that is taking place in Lawrence, Kansas. Will Bieniemy leave Kansas City to resurrect the Colorado program? We hope not.The boys finish the pod by recapping the exciting week 2 NFL action, touching on Jimmy G, Trey Lance's ankle, and Brett Farve being the worsest person in the world. Dog Water Burger of Clearwater, Florida gets a shout out. 2022-09-221h 16
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 13: NFL Week 2The boys are short handed this week as C Dangle is out saving Shakira from certain jail time and Schawe leaves midway through the pod to teach cake frosting to the geriatrics. The boys comb through NFL over/unders and even discuss the resurgence of KU Football!2022-09-162h 06
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 12: NFL Week 1 PREVIEWThe boys discuss Week 1 of the NFL schedule and give their best bets for the whole slate of weekend games. How good is Jimmy G? C Dangle makes the outlandish claim that JG is a top 20 quarterback. Schawe leaves after 15 minutes to teach a cake frosting class to middle-aged women, while the rest of the boys recap Week 1 in college football, including coverage over Notre Dame, Ohio State, West Virginia, Georgia, Oregon, USC, and the eventual national title winner - KU.2022-09-091h 30
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 11: Fantasy Football/College Football ReviewIn episode 11, the boys cover the beginning of the NFL and Fantasy Football season. College Football Week 0 - Week 1 bets are discussed along with how bad Kedon Slovis is at quarterback. The boys wrap up the show by talking about Penn St. quarterback, Sean Clifford, pooping himself during the game and they're adventure down to the new Sports Book.2022-09-081h 54
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 10: Sports Betting is LEGAL KANSASThe boys talk college football while watching Nebraska blow their season opener vs. Northwestern. Schaweezy recaps his weekend at the cake frosting convention (hockey tournament). The boys get into some fantasy football before their own draft and rank players at each position. Finishing the podcast, the boys recap the new episodes of Beavis and Butthead as well as the National Mullet Championships (Congrats, Elliot). Eat all of the corn and none of the dessert.2022-09-011h 30
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 9: Bet Against Colorado FootballC Dangle and Schaweezy have commitment issues and are out of state. Andy and Scrode hold the fort down to discuss college football over/unders and the horrid state of Colorado Buffs Football. The boys trim up the pod by going on a deep-dive of the National Mullet Championships2022-08-251h 48
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 8: ¿Donde esta El Cabron?Sharon feeds the boys egg rolls as the boys discuss Scrode's "California Sobriety". Stranger Things is finally talked about!!!!!! (SEASON 5 SPOILERS). Scanning over the new quarterback situations in the NFL, the Asscasters rate celebrity mug shots. Finishing the podcast, the boys shit on the ending of "Ozark" and Wendy Byrd's ass.2022-08-181h 44Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 7: Cleveland Gonna ClevelandThe boys find their new international futbol star, Jizz Hornkamp (an actual name of an actual human soccer player). The boys discuss Britney Griner's sentencing of 9 years along with Deshaun Watson's initial suspension length. Cleveland is... gonna Cleveland. Finally, Andy takes us on a trip down memory lane to when he actually had a sex drive and became entangled with "Bear Lady".2022-08-111h 25Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 6: Some Hangovers are Worse than OthersAfter attending the Kyle Killgore Band's show at Jerry's (America's #1 Cougar Bar), the boys come into the studio rough. The Asscasters tackle The Open tournament along with developments in the LIV Tour. C Dangle informs the group that Kyler Murray's birthday is close.The train falls off the track in the second half of the pod as Andy makes a BIG announcement and the boys discuss heroin needles, McRibs, and how much cologne is too much cologne.2022-08-041h 54
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 5 "Dad went to go get milk real quick..."Schawe (riding trains drunk) and C Dangle (hangover) are absent from the booth this week so you are left with Andy and Scrode. The boys talk Matthew Tkachuk trade along with AFC West football. Scrode gets emotional about David Feherty and Andy continues to be a fanboy for A-Aron Rodgers2022-07-281h 25Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 4ASS Casters Episode 4: Do we rebrand after only four weeks of shows?? Special guest Carlos joins the boys to talk about a verity of things including the NHL free agency, the FIFA World Cup and the upcoming NFL season!NHL - 1 minWorld Cup Correspondent, C Dangle - 39 minChiefs in Trouble? NFL - 59 min2022-07-211h 27
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 3We tackle NHL/NBA Free Agency, Scrode gets screwed in the first trivia game of podcast history, and Schawe is smugly comfortable with being #StanleyCup champs. #collusion2022-07-151h 41
Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 2The Asscasters celebrate Colorado's Stanley Cup victory and the potential for a #DenverDynasty2022-07-101h 31Asscasters PodcastAsscasters Episode 1The boys discuss the #GoAvsGo inching closer to the Stanley Cup. 2022-07-031h 38