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The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 218 : The Dark Knight Returns, kindaThe boys take on the DC Fandome! New Batman! New Suicide Squad! The mythical Snyder cut! Plus some charming stuff too!
2020-08-2557 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 217 : All Heroes Wear MasksMasked up and locked down! The boys say goodbye to Joel Schumacher and have a socially distant chat about some Normal People, a possible Batman return (see what we did there), and some Founding Father Hip Hop thing the kids are all talking about.
2020-07-071h 06The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 216 : Padwan AnoushkaThe boys are joined by Paul to talk Star Wars! The Clone Wars finale! The Mandalorian docu-series! The endless unsubstantiated rumors!
2020-05-261h 06The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 215 : QuaranscreenThe boys are in lockdown and keeping socially distant as they discuss ALL the binge watching. Plays! Cartoons! Movies! TV! Stay the hell at home, wash your hands, and watch ALL THE THINGS!
2020-04-1452 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 214 : Tip 50% Until Further NoticeThe boys try not to dwell too much on the current state of things and encourage you to take care of each other. Plus the return of Cosmos and the future of our favorite protocol droid!
2020-03-171h 08The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 213 : The Emancipation Of Golden StatuesThe boys make predictions for Academy Award winners that you won't hear until two days after they're announced! Plus Jay & Silent Bob Reboot and Dan reviews the fantabulous Birds Of Prey!
2020-02-111h 11The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 212 : Goodbye ProfessorThe boys mourn the loss of a musical titan, Neil Peart of Rush. Then some TV talk including reboots and Watchmen! Pause, Exit... Stage Left, and download this episode!
2020-01-211h 03The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 211 Frik-in AwesomeThe boys are joined by Jedi AF Paul to spoil the hell out of Rise Of Skywalker! Do we learn who Rey's parents are? Do any major characters die? Have we left the Baby Yodaverse and entered the Age of Babu Frik?
2019-12-241h 44The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 210 : There's Something About KevinMore like Manda-SCORE-ian! The boys finally dive into the Disney+ flagship show, The Mandalorian! Is it awesome? Is baby you-know-who the most adorable thing ever? Fight the mudhorn and find out!
2019-12-031h 09The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 209 : Medicus SomnumThe boys take a trip back to Overlook Hotel as they check out Doctor Sleep. Does it Shine or did it lack some much needed topiary? Grab your Hat and check it out!
2019-11-121h 07The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 208 : The Notorious NDTThe boys discuss Dan's recent interaction with the most famous astrophysicist in the world and then dive into the new Rise Of Skywalker trailer plus the premiere of Watchmen!
2019-10-291h 07The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 207 : Funny Ha HaThe boys take a trip to Gotham to spoil the hell out of Joker! Is it clowntastic? Or is it Schumacher awful?
2019-10-081h 34The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 206 : Sticks And StonesThe boys say goodbye to two 80's icons, and go toe-to-toe with an inter-dimensional clown-thing when they review IT Chapter Two.
2019-09-241h 02The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 205 : Baatu CallingThe boys are joined by our buddy Paul to discuss Star Wars Galaxy's Edge. Lightsabers! Droids! A familiar YT-1300 freighter! This place has everything!!!
2019-09-101h 11The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 204 : Carnival Of FeetThe boys wrap up their discussion of Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood and try not to kink-shame the director.
2019-08-1350 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 203 : Cielo DriveThe boys take a spoilerific drive through LA with Quentin Tarantino's new film Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood! Plus Dan gets ready to travel to the edge of a galaxy far, far away.
2019-08-0652 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 202 : Don't Bring Me DownThe boys shoot the breeze with our buddy and new dad, Googie. All manner of topics are discussed, including thirty years in the making concert experiences, proto-Python television, and red stormtroopers.
2019-07-161h 11The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 201 : Positive ProphesiesThe boys take a look at as much of Good Omens as Dan has seen so far, and check out a bunch of sequels and weird ass remakes.
2019-06-181h 09The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 200 : The Jackass And The HoneycombNo the title is not a description of Michael and Dan. The boys celebrate their 200th episode by discussing the finale of Game Of Thrones!
2019-05-281h 09The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 199 : Endgame Of ThronesThe boys watch Arya Stark collect all the Infinity Stones to kill off most of the MCU and then fight their zombies! Or something. It was a hell of a weekend.
2019-05-071h 23The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 198 : 241 daysThe boys start counting down to The Rise Of Skywalker and the end of the Star Wars saga! Plus the end of Game Of Thrones! And the end of Avengers! Man, tough year.
2019-04-231h 15The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 197 : TunesdayThe boys lament the current state of Georgia politics and rejoice at some killer new music being made. Sigrid! That girl who puts spiders in her mouth! Plus what the hell is The OA?
2019-04-0256 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 196a : Marvelous Carillon, again!The Skrulls ate the last twenty minutes of the show this week, so here's the whole thing! Think of it as a Director's Cut! Sorry!
2019-03-211h 06The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 196 : Marvelous CarillonThe boys go Higher, Further, Faster with their review of Captain Marvel. Does it live up to the hype? Does it make us even more excited for Endgame? Does anyone lose an eye?
2019-03-191h 06The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 195 : Admiral GandalfThe boys start ramping up for the final season of Game Of Thrones, say farewell to Batfleck, and have a point-counterpoint on Luck Dragons!
2019-02-191h 04The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 194 : True Prime DirectiveThe boys discuss the huge sigh of relief from DC after the success of Aquaman. Onwards to Birds of Prey and The Emancipation Of Harley Quinn! Plus Star Trek! The Stand! The Twilight Zone! Also, have you checked YOUR old school yearbooks lately?
2019-02-051h 23The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 192 : Box Of BirdsThe boys take off their blindfolds and talk about Bird Box. They also marvel (no pun intended) at the massive box office of Aquaman. They also realize they can't count!
2019-01-151h 02The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 193 : Wet ThorThe boys dive into the new DC outing Aquaman! Do they have a whale of a time, or is it a dead fish?
2018-12-261h 07The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 191 : Trailer Park - Great Scot EditionThe boys discuss this weeks big drops from Marvel, with a side of YA and costume drama!
2018-12-1156 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 190 : Crossing The StreamsThe boys break down all the current and future streaming services! Watch out Netlfix! Here comes Disney and CBS and DC comics and WalMart and WonderBread. Okay probably not those last two.
2018-11-271h 04The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 189 : VOTE!The boys implore you to vote! It's damn important. Plus they discuss some weird tv shows and Bohemian Rhapsody!
2018-11-0658 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 188 : Once More With FeelingThe boys look to the firmament for A Star, a villain, and a new Doctor. Sing a song, grab your sonic, and don't forget to brush your face!
2018-10-1657 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 187 : Captain CrunchThe boys go on the DC rollercoaster! Is DC Universe worth the money? Does Joaquin Phoenix's Joker look terrible? Is Henry Cavill even Superman anymore? Oh... and the Captain Marvel trailer is awesome.
2018-09-2551 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 186 : Con ConfidentialThe boys break down Dan's recent trip to DragonCon! Did he get the Con Crud? Did he go down the rabbit hole with a Time Lord? Did he fail to meet a funk legend? Only the Goulet Army™ knows for sure.
2018-09-111h 06The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 185 : You Can Never Go HomeThe boys are back with a "terrible" win for Dan, a discussion of why some fanboys can be a turd in the punchbowl, and a look ahead to Atlanta's Nerd Christmas a.k.a. Dragoncon!
2018-08-281h 12The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 184 : Gunn RightsThe boys discuss the recent dismissal of James Gunn from the Mouse House. Was it justified? Will we ever see Guardians 3? Will Aquaman be any good? We'll offer our thoughts... as long as you say Shazam!
2018-07-311h 07The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 183 : Agent Pearson And Some Other StuffThe boys discuss a little movie (see what we did there) called Ant-Man & The Wasp. This film features our friend and previous podcast guest, Suehyla El-Attar; which makes The Nine Billion Names Of Pod an official part of the Marvel Universe. Suck it Thanos.
2018-07-171h 00The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 182 : Incredible TooThe boys emerge from a fourteen-year slumber to review Incredibles 2! Was it worth the wait? Can you uncrush it? And how exactly does one unpunch a face? Grab your supersuit and find out.
2018-06-2657 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 181 : Han JobThe boys invite their buddy Paul McPherson to discuss Solo: A Star Wars Story. Was it as smooth as Lando Calrissian or did it fill them with Wookie rage? Grab a Colt 45 and listen up.
2018-06-121h 29The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 180 : Medium EffortThe boys take on the Merc With A Mouth and discuss Deadpool 2. DP! Dopinder! Domino! Cable! And to a lesser extent, Shatterstar. Break the fourth wall and listen up.
2018-06-0559 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 179 : Run The JewelsThe boys face down Thanos and talk about Avengers Infinity War. SPOILERS! Don't listen unless you want to hear how everybody dies. Maybe.
2018-05-1554 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 178 : Who's Afraid Of Michelle Wolf.mp3The boys take a look at the White House Correspondents Dinner and Michelle Wolf's brutal takedown of Trump, Washington, and the media. Let's see who the real snowflakes are!
2018-05-011h 00The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 177 : High FiveThe boys (and girl) go head to head with Ready Player One. Is it worth a shiny quarter? Does it deserve an extra life? Or is it Game Over?
2018-04-1757 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 176 : Back To LanfordThe boys time travel back to the 90s for the Rosanne revival. Does it hold up? Is it funny? Does she speak of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? Only the REAL Becky knows for sure.
2018-04-0358 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 175 : MC 900 FT OPRAHThe boys tesser their way through A Wrinkle In Time. Will it revive the wonder and magic of your formative years, or crap all over your childhood? The It will tell you how to feel.
2018-03-2757 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 174 : The Shape Of OscarIt is an honor just to be nominated and the boys are talking Oscars! The winners! The losers! The Inclusion Riders!
2018-03-131h 04The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 173 Wakanda ForeverThe boys travel to Wakanda and review Black Panther. Is it the best Marvel movie ever? Is it the most important? Where do we get some of that sweet tech?
2018-02-2759 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 172 So LowThe boys FINALLY see the Solo: A Star Wars Story trailer! And another Deadpool 2 trailer!! Regeneration powers activate!!!
2018-02-1358 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 171 The Shape Of OscarThe boys actually see a film that has been nominated for an Academy Award and then proceed to talk about all the other nominated films they haven't seen.
2018-02-061h 06The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 170 : The Long Way 'RoundThe boys travel back in time to talk about the Doctor Who Christmas Special. A little Hartnell, a little Whittaker, and a whole lot of Capaldi!
2018-01-2351 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 169 : The Good, The Fire, and FuryThe boys discuss entertainment ephemera including a furious little book you may have heard of.
2018-01-091h 05The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 168 : Kill It If You Have ToThe boys close out the year by reflecting on the good (Last Jedi), the bad (Dark Tower), and the ugly (you know who). See you in 2018!
2017-12-261h 24The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 167 : Godspeed RebelsThe boys SPOIL the hell out of Star Wars Episode VIII The Last Jedi. Is it better than The Force Awakens? Is it better than The Empire Strikes Back? Is it better than The Star Wars Holiday Special? THIS WILL NOT END THE WAY YOU THINK!
2017-12-191h 29The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 166 : Foxed OutThe boys count down the hours until The Last Jedi by discussing the Disney-Fox merger and taking a look at the new trailer for Ready Player One.
2017-12-121h 07The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 165 : Infinity StonedMost of the Marvel Universe comes together for what looks like the worst family reunion ever. It all goes pear-shaped when Uncle Thanos shows up with a fancy gauntlet and sticks his dick in the mashed potatoes.
2017-12-051h 08The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 164 : The Brunch BunchThe boys finally see Justice League. Is Wonder Woman still awesome? Yes. Does Superman's upper lip look weird? Hell yes. Is Batman too old for this shit? Wrong franchise. Dig up a friend and listen!
2017-11-2857 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 163 : What About Bob?The boys travel back to Hawkins for Stranger Things 2. Eleven gets her hair back! Dustin gets a pollywog! Will gets a new friend made of tornado tentacles!
2017-11-141h 03The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 162 : All In The FamilyThe boys take an in-depth look at complicated sibling dynamics, withholding fathers, and the Devil's Anus. All that and a big fucking hammer. Ragnarok is all up in your Asgard.
2017-11-071h 05The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 161 : Ode 2 JoiThe boys get all dark and rainy to discuss Blade Runner 2049. Is one of them a Replicant? Is one of them a hologram? Is one of them secretly Sean Young? Only Han Solo and The Joker know for sure!
2017-10-311h 10The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 160 : Porg - The Other White MeatThe boys start counting down the days until Star Wars The Last Jedi premieres by dissecting the new trailer. Porgs: are they the new BB-8 or the new Jar Jar Binks? Is Kylo gonna do it or not? Is Rey gonna do it or not? Is Luke gonna do it or not? SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!
2017-10-171h 00The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 159 : We Got LuckyThe boys say goodbye to the legendary Tom Petty.
2017-10-101h 05The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 158 : Take A KneeThe boys get into what freedom means... kneeling, locking arms or pledging allegiance. Plus, a dirty old man died.
2017-10-031h 00The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 157 : Loser Kids On The BlockThe boys are joined by Daniel Rider and Topher Payne to discuss the clowntastic film adaptation of Stephen King's IT. No rocks were thrown during the recording of this episode. Beep Beep.
2017-09-191h 07The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 156 : Dragon ConnectionThe boys are back! After a small hiatus, the boys return with tales of madcap nerdery from Dragon Con 2017! Doctors! Councilors! Cylons! Plus the embarrassing tale of the Bionic Man who turned out to be Buck Rogers!
2017-09-121h 02The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 155 : Alt-WrongThe boys vent about the tragedy in Charlottesville, the festering bucket alt-right puss that is the Trump administration, and the sorry state of the country under the "leadership" of America's first man-baby president.
2017-08-1555 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 154 : PICKLE RICK FTWThe boys get animated and welcome the new season of Rick and Morty! They put Netflix's GLOW in a headlock and say goodbye to voiceover titan, June Foray.
2017-08-0858 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 153 : When Pigs FlyThe boys take in a Roger Waters show, discuss Muppet drama, and revel in the announcement of the first female Doctor!
2017-07-251h 03The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 152 : Everybody Gets OneThe boys spin a web and swing into Spider-Man: Homecoming. Was it worth the wait? Is it the most Marvel-y of the non-Marvel movies? Can it do whatever a spider does? Watch out! Here comes our Spider-Man... episode.
2017-07-1155 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 151 : When Two Become OneThe boys are back! They dive into the young Han Solo movie mess, discuss some upcoming TV stuff, and say goodbye to our first Batman.
2017-06-271h 04The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 150 : Bimonthly CuriousThe boys have an announcement. For the rest of the summer, they're going bi... monthly, that is. We'll be seeing you every other week, but don't worry, there will be plenty of nerdiness to go around.
2017-06-131h 00The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 149 : WW1The boys breathe a huge sigh of relief after seeing Wonder Woman. Does DC finally have its act together? Probably not, but this movie is great!
2017-06-061h 11The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 148 : Passive SkulduggeryThe boys gear up for Wonder Woman and discuss how stupid males can be. Oh, and politics... which is basically the same thing.
2017-05-3054 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 147 : John Denver - Harbinger of ChaosThe boys become Xenomorphin Power Rangers as they discuss Alien: Covenant. Does it redeem Prometheus? Should we check out that convenient planet? How many Fassbender's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2017-05-231h 07The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 146 : Dad's MirageThe boys are once again Groot as they take on Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2. Family drama! Stuck up gold aliens! Stallone?
2017-05-1652 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 145 : Between Kettle And CuppaWho Crew! The boys are joined by Courtney and Hayley to discuss the first four episodes of Series 10 of Doctor Who. We love Bill! We hate bugs. We're indifferent to big things chained under rivers.
2017-05-091h 11The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 144 : Bouilla-baise moiThe boys check out the new Prometheus-infused prologue of Alien Covenant, but not before a touch of light railing against the clusterfrog that has been the last 100 days.
2017-05-0259 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 143 : Tsunami Of SpandexThe boys discuss the incredibly hulking amount of superhero and superhero adjacent entertainment coming our way in 2017.
2017-04-2549 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 142 : VIII Is EnoughThe boys dissect the trailer for Star Wars Episode VIII The Last Jedi! Rey moves rocks! Poe loses another X-Wing! Quiet Luke becomes Grumpy Luke! Only VIII more months to wait!
2017-04-1846 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 141 : A Pod Walks Into A BarThe boys say goodbye to Don Rickles with a look at some of their favorite stand-up comedians.
2017-04-111h 17The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 140 : Trailer Park Meets The MummySpiders and clowns and bats, oh my! The boys take in a bunch of new trailers. Can The Justice League defeat Spider-Man? Can Ryan Reynolds defeat alien goo? Will we all float down there?
2017-04-0448 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 139 : Scene MissingThe boys sit down with Jason Mallory and Chris Ledford of Atlanta's Scene (and Song) Missing empire. Hijinks ensue.
2017-03-2858 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 138 : Game Well PlayedThe boys bid farewell to the iconic Bill Paxton. From the old west to LV-426, he will be missed.
2017-03-211h 17The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 137 : Red Envelope WeddingThe boys continue live recording The Oscars! Hopefully no one will make an embarrassing mistake!
2017-03-141h 04The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 136 : Cloistered BarricadesHollywood's biggest night! The boys try live recording the 2017 Academy Awards! It's Mahershalariffic!
2017-03-0758 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 135 : Rosetta TonesThe boys continue their discussion of this year's Grammy winners and wonder why they haven't heard of most of them. After that, they tell some kids to get off their lawn.
2017-02-281h 02The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 134 : The 59th Annual Adele AwardsThe boys say Hello to a cool glass of Lemonade while discussing this year's Grammy Award winners.
2017-02-211h 00The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 133 : Sunday! Sunday!! Sunday!!!The boys continue their visit to the Super Bowl Half Time Hall of Shame.
2017-02-1447 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 132 : TV GaGaThe boys avoid talking about sports by discussing Lady GaGa and the history of the Super Bowl Halftime Show!
2017-02-0759 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 131 : The Hurt ShockerThe boys raise a Sonic Screwdriver in salute to John Hurt, and throw their hats in the air for Mary Tyler Moore.
2017-01-3149 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 130 : Our Dystopian PresentThe boys exercise their First Amendment rights and talk all kinds of Drumpf about the incoming administration. And a tiny little bit of Star Wars.
2017-01-241h 04The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 129 : Stan Lee Presents Nardole Takes ManhattanThe boys welcome Hayley of The Who Crew back for The Return Of Doctor Mysterio. It's Doctor Who Christmas Special Time!
2017-01-1756 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 128 : Rogue TooThe boys continue their analysis of Rogue One with special guests Matt and Paul!
2017-01-101h 11The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 127 : Rogue WonThe boys are joined by special guests Matt Jones and Paul McPherson as they infiltrate the Death Star and steal the plans for Rogue One : A Star Wars Story! Actually, they just went to the theater and watched it... but one of them was nothing but CGI.
2017-01-031h 00The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 126 : fsocietyThe boys go down the mind-bendy rabbit hole that is Mr. Robot... OR DO THEY??????
2016-12-271h 30The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 125 : Trailer Park Goes HawaiianThe boys continue to navigate through the trailer park for upcoming 2017 films.
2016-12-2040 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 124 : Trailer ParkThe boys' collective spidey senses are still tingling over the new Spiderman: Homecoming trailer. However, not so much for some of the other trailers they watched. At least we get The Vulture crashing DragonCon next year.
2016-12-1342 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 123 : Some StuffThe boys discuss some stuff! The new Guardians trailer, The Grand Tour and more celebrity deaths! (Damn you 2016!!!)
2016-12-0648 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 122 : Under The TightropeThe boys go Upside Down and discuss the surprise television hit of the summer, Stranger Things! Kids and Sheriffs and Demogorgons, oh my!
2016-11-291h 03The Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 121 : FU2016The boys continue to rail against the suckfest that was 2016
2016-11-2254 minThe Nine Billion Names Of PodEpisode 120 : IdiocracyThe boys give the finger to the dumpster fire that is 2016. From the loss of David Bowie to the election of... that guy. Prepare for venting!
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