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AudiocrushEpisode 9 - The PEN15 Club PodcastWe're back with an all-new season of the PEN15 Club Podcast!Topics for Episode 9 include:
We're sorry we went away. Let's talk about SHOES.
Cinematics - Rob and Jordan talk about movies. Jesus Camp, The Departed, and Half Nelson.
Song: Beautiful Dreamer by Mates of State
Troll-y Foley
Only Sienna
Song: The Jeep Song by The Dresden Dolls
Stay tuned for more!2006-10-0600 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 28Audiocrush gets back to business just in time for the new school year. This episode, we take on hard-hitting current events in a balanced and mature roundtable discussion, entertaining opinions from the furthest right to the furthest left. Either that, or four dudes sit around and spout a bunch of crass bullshit. Download to find out the truth! Music is by Hot Chip, Smoosh, and Souls She Said.
If your speakers are buzzing don’t panic, just turn down the excellence.2006-09-0600 minAudiocrushEpisode 8 - The PEN15 Club PodcastAnd we're back with The Ocho. In this episode, Rob and Jordan talk a lot about PUSSY. That's right, kids, it's that kind of week. And not just pussy in general, we talk about clams, scrunt, and Tori Spelling. Also, Oprah, in vitro pussy, and Gyllenhaal's boypussy. Deeeelish!
Enjoy!2006-07-1900 minAudiocrushTHE FRESHEST KIDS #1 - EAT A SANDWICH!just your luck. when you ask for an archie, you get a nancy and when you ask for waffles+falafels, you get an effin’ podcast. what’s wrong with this picture? and what the hell is a podcast?!? in this episode, the freshest kids discuss their recent safari2006-07-1100 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 27Audiocrush meets the michilada monster. More drinking, more bullshit, more snacks. Luke “Handsignal” Johnson visits us and tests us on our Audiocrush knowledge. We dish out sound advice to Shithound, who may have created our new theme song. Music is by Ambulance LTD and Bang Camaro.2006-06-2700 minAudiocrushThe PEN15 Club Podcast - Episode 7Episode 7 of the PEN15 Club Podcast brings an extra special guest, Dino from Celebrity Hijinx!Topics for Episode 7 include:
Boston Gay Pride observations
Jessica Alba and dolphin cock (Really, listen to this part. It's pretty funny.)
Why we love Kathy Griffin and “Life on the D-List”
Lindsay Lowhands and Aniston
The best way to see a movie
How we'd handle having a vagina
Music: Stranglebate by Porsches on the Autobhan
Why MADD can fuck themselves. And probably will.
Three Gay Guys Review Gay Porn brought to you by Lucas Entertainment
Enjoy!2006-06-1200 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 26No, you’re not dreaming. Was it worth the wait? Only you can be the judge. This episode features an ultra-special guest, as well as more of the refined jack-assery you’ve come to expect from Team Audiocrush. Music is by the Starlight Mints and our friends Diamond J and the Rough.
Note: Due to unforseen technical issues, this episode was prevented from sounding as sweet as it possibly could.2006-05-2300 minAudiocrushEpisode 6 - The PEN15 Club PodcastOur first live broadcast of the PEN15 Club Podcast. Remember to check in Sunday evenings to catch a live stream of Rob and Jordan recording the podcast.
In this episode, Rob and Jordan discuss
More Lip Gloss and Prada Queens from Dallas (here)
Lindsay Hohan and Just Her Luck
Mac Daddy Justin Long
JIM!!!!!!!!!!
A salute to “Will and Grace”
Song: “Building a Rocket Ship” by The Artificial Hearts
Charlize's broken promise
Condisruption
Oprah and The View - dropping names
If peanuts will kill these people, bring 'em on
Song: “Fantastic” by All About Eve Babitz
T...2006-05-1400 minAudiocrushEpisode 5 - The PEN15 PodcastEpisode 5 of the PEN15 Podcast is here! This week, Rob and Jordan discuss the Lip Gloss and Prada Queens from Dallas, The View, M:I:III, The “Lost” Lesbian Massacre of 2006, the top 25 pieces of 'tang Rob missed out on in high school, and Jordan's faked Craigslist adventure.
Links of note:
Lip Gloss and Prada Queen from Dallas I
Lip Gloss and Prada Queen from Dallas II (turn your volume down!)
Enjoy! Send us any feedback.2006-05-0700 minAudiocrushEpisode 4 - The PEN15 Club PodcastAs promised, here's Episode 4 of the PEN15 Club Podcast. It's the debut of the new podcast equipment and Jordan's straight roommate/guest host, Dan.
We're trying something a little new in the interest of getting podcasts to you more frequently: We're not editing them. So, all the blunders, off-color remarks, and gayvoice outbursts are preserved for your uncut (hehehe) enjoyment.
Also, the sound quality and volume aren't of the caliber of the past podcasts, but that's being worked out as we experiment with new equipment. It's a little bit muffled, but you like that...2006-04-2400 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 25Season 1 of Audiocrush ends on a low note. In this episode, we come to grips with the fact that we enable terrible behavior in our listeners, not to mention ourselves. Observe as we lose all sense of dignity and moral obligation. As an added bonus, we also lose sight of our humanity. Oh yeah, and the Noogie Patrol is back. Music is by Crystal Skulls and Quickrelease.2006-03-2700 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 24Audiocrush is: Something we enjoy doing and take some pride in.
Audiocrush isn’t: something we want any future girlfriends or employers to hear.
Also, beware the noogie patrol.
Music is by Deathray and Ambulance LTD.2006-03-0700 minAudiocrushEpisode 2 - The PEN15 Club PodcastWe're back with the long-awaited episode 2 of the PEN15 Club Podcast. This week, we dish out some celebrity news/gossip, play a rousing game of “Would You Rather...?,” dig on olympian egos, and let you know who's bottoming for Jon Stewart.
The list of topics for Episode 2:
Start: Introductions, tone setting, etc.
The News: Bridget Hilliard, Rita Cosby, Hoodlums, Clooney, and Mrs. Priceless (0:01:22)
Song 1: “Over and Over Again” by Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah (00:19:33)
Segment 2: Gyllenhaal at the BAFTAs, Olympic athlete arrogance (00:22:40)
Song 2: “Cul-De-Sac” by Teenage Fanclub (00:44:58)
Segment 3: Project Runway predictions, listener response question, goodbyes (00:49:14)
Song 3: “The...2006-02-2600 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 23In celebration of our 20th anniversary (of AC3), we decide to polish off a bottle of some of Russia’s finest. This leads to the long awaited Zobmondification of Audiocrush and a heart-felt discussion of a certain Mr. Hasselhoff’s chances at an Oscar statue this year…amongst other things. Music is by The Spinto Band and Aquaduct.
Oh, here’s the picture we mentioned in the show. Here are pictures of the show.2006-02-2400 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 22As usual, we here at Audiocrush are a day late and a dollar short, but happy Valentine’s Day none the less. In this episode (which has nothing to do with Valentine’s Day) we engage in some Olympic caliber high-fiving, reveal some things that we probably don’t want our mothers to know, and get some insight into the stereotypical day of a sterotypical German. Music is by Systems Officer and a new one from the Crystal Skulls.2006-02-1500 minAudiocrushIntroducing the PEN15 Club Podcast!It's a big day for us here at the PEN15 Club. We're happy to give you Episode 1 of the PEN15 Club Podcast!
That's right. Jordan and Rob speaking into a long, phallic object for nearly an hour. What more could you want? Just remember to keep the dogs out of the room as you listen, because their ears may be disturbed by our super high-pitched gayvoices.
We're still working out some of the kinks, so forgive all of our peaking and squelching. And the audio equipment may make things sound funny, too.
The...2006-02-0400 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 21This one is dedicated to all the angry villagers out there in Audiocrushland. We apologize for the delay, but you can’t rush greatness. On this episode we play in the closet, send out a call to arms across The Realm, and an eloquent caller finally puts into words the way we all feel about Aidan. Music is by Autolux, Lilys, and friend to Audiocrush, Kangmin.2006-02-0300 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 20This is our most ridiculous episode yet. Giddy over the possibilities of the new year, Team Audiocrush can barely keep it together. Maclaine rolls out a few funny voices, we take a detour mid-Noodley to discuss Chinese candy, and an English fellow weighs in on Matt of the Realm. Music is by Pinback, Sambassadeur, and 49 Admiral.2006-01-1000 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 19Team Audiocrush is pleased to bring you this special show live from the Fourth Annual Audiocrush New Years Eve Galla with special guests The Six Parts Seven, The Radio Department, and Clap Your Hands Say Yeah.2005-12-3100 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 18Welcome to Christmascrush. Will and Gabe get noodley, we give a half-assed Chanukah review, and weigh in on the Big Man. Courtesy of the Wayback machine, music is by Nilsson, Os Mutantes, and The B-52′s.
Oh, and this2005-12-2500 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 17Even in the midst of one grueling holiday party after another, Team AC still manages to crush for you.
Music by Cornelius, Turn On, and Sammy.2005-12-1700 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 16Some facts about AC 16: We’re drunk on satanic brazilian cuacachaca, we hear some hot news from Shithound, Riksta’s on hand for a live interview with Diemer, and Georgia Wisdom beefs up our lexicon.
Music by Broadcast, Andrew Bird, Crystal Skulls, and Gang of Four.2005-12-0900 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 15Just in time for your weekend, here’s a new show. This episode there are a couple of things that stand out: our excessive pandering to a certain citizen of the Canadian Empire, and Aidan’s unsolicited rants on various unimportant topics. Music is by old favorites Deathray and Simian, and new favorite OK Go.2005-12-0200 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 14Today, we of Team Audiocrush are thankful for our listeners. Also for girls, girls, girls. And gay men. Jordan from The PEN15 Club is back on the show, as Maclaine is tied up in the basement.
We tried to pick some older music that you probably haven’t heard, including songs by Velvet Underground, The Zombies, Donovan, and Françoise Hardy.2005-11-2400 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 13Our longest show ever, we’re finally coming out on-air about the Madonna/Audiocrush scandal. Madonnagate. We’re coming after you babe, and this time it’s going to take more than make-up sex.
Not surprisingly, she wouldn’t let us play any of her music. You’ll hear house band Deathray, Komeda, and Starlight Mints.
Warning: this show is retarded (in a good way).2005-11-1500 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 12There is so much demand for this particular show that I’m not going to waste any time with liner notes.
Music is by Enon, Giant Drag, and Teenage Fanclub.
Bone apetite.2005-11-0700 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 11Team Audiocrush gets back to basics on 11. We half-ass a movie review, Maclaine slithers, and we’re drinking again. Today’s special guests are Gabe’s new kitten and a bunch of Canadians.
The New Pornographers pornography our faces, house-band Deathray is elevated to pen-pal status, and Crystal Skulls is the cream to our coffee.2005-10-2800 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 10This is a very special, very filthy show. Not only is it our tenth, and filthiest–it’s also dirty, underhanded, questionable, and numbered as 10.
We placed a personal ad (as a woman) on a popular hook-up site, with a phone number to a voicemail system. Most of Audiocrush 10 is simply the best of the hundreds of messages we got. We don’t even mention the naked photos.
Music is by Ambulance LTD, Russian Futurists, and Spoon.
Just a heads up: this truly is an explicit, innapropriate episode.2005-10-1800 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 9Music on AC9 is by house band Deathray, Kings Of Convenience, and Stephen Malkmus and The Jicks.2005-10-0600 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 8Two new segments!
It hardly needs mentioning how much we love Pinback, Schneider TM, and A Visible Boy.2005-09-2900 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 7Shithound drunk-dials, the verdict is in on poetry, and Johnny 5 is alive. Music is by Deathray, Aberfeldy, and Aidan’s friend Vanessa.2005-09-2300 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 6Will is back. Audio confessions, high fives, and signs of things to come. Also Aberfeldy, Crystal Skulls, Giant Drag.2005-09-1700 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 5We think Audiocrush 5 is a good show. You’ll hear chatter of gangsters, celebrities, and lesbians; also music from Get Him Eat Him, Wendy’s, and The Notwist.
Visiting the studio again is Jordan from The PEN15 Club with caddy pop culture news.2005-09-0700 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 4On Audiocrush 4 Gabe spills beer on the equipment, the A/C is off, and we play some music from Deathray, Simian, and Ambulance LTD. Will is in Scotland, and Jordan from The PEN15 Club visits.2005-09-0500 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 2The second show! We have a theme song, some called-in confessions, Teen Wolf, and a math joke. We also play music from Fairchild and The Party Party.
We also learned that we need to drink less while recording.2005-09-0100 minAudiocrushAudiocrush 1This is epsidode 1 of Audiocrush. We’re still figuring out what it is and what all of the knobs on the board do, but it’s getting there. On this episode we talk about Mannequin, scotch, stealing girlfriends, and we play some music by Deathray and Spoon. On the next episode we’ll have audio confessions from our hotline, which you should call right now: (425) 969-5502. Enjoy.2005-08-3000 min