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The Joe Vulpis PodcastZACH AND WAHLID BEING SUED BY MR. BEAST?! (FOOD CART TEA?!)Zach and Wahlid are hilarious podcasters and content creators. I've been following them since Vine and some HUGE NEWS, Wahlid is opening up his own food truck where you can try his world famous kabobs! We speak about the Mr. Beast endorsement, Zach's love affair with Chili's and the incredible content creation method of Zach Piona!Leave a review saying "wow joe this was incredible youre talented" if you enjoyed this audio and if you want more :) Love you guys!!! LIGHTWEIGHTS FOREVER!Watch the video here: https://youtu.be...
2024-02-1652 min
Father FiguresLiterally our worst episode everAustin did his taxes all week and totally BOMBED this podcast. We still talk about taxes, kids saying cuss words, and CHINA.
2022-08-0334 minFather FiguresBYE BYE MAN BOOBSAustin opens up and talks all about his past and present health, his progress and his future goals. Zech pitches his show called "Undercover Employee." And is there ever a good reason for a dad to back out of paying for his daughters wedding?
2022-07-2757 minFather FiguresAll rise for the honorable Judge Geter - Kids sue their parents!Judge Geter joins the show and gives some SOLID input on actual court cases where kids SUE their parents.
2022-07-2051 minFather FiguresFREE $36,000 COUCH!!!WE HIT THE JACKPOT!!! We talk about the cricket, the WNBA, and SUPER MASSIVE CALF MUSCLES. We also talk about the DAD OF THE YEAR. Have you seen the video where Gary Vee kisses his dad? And some lady hit the jackpot picking up a FREE couch.
2022-07-131h 01Father FiguresWhy do you have to tip for EVERYTHING now?Happy 4th of July! We are proud to be AMERICAN. We love when we sit down and our wives ask us instantly to help us with something! Also, we are big on tipping but why does EVERYTHING ask you to tip now?
2022-07-061h 05Father FiguresAustin's best advice for blowing up on social mediaWe are back! And Austin gives his best advice for blowing up on social media. We talk Instagram, Facebook, Tik Tok, Youtube, etc. We also talk about the latest Supreme Court ruling.
2022-06-291h 03Father FiguresVR DadsSubstitute dad, Alex Suber, comes to the rescue this week. Talking about dadding in the .com boom, dadding in virtual reality, and dadding in the future. Call or text us! We WILL see it! (512) 593-1662
2022-06-081h 02Father FiguresA police officers perspective of what happened in UvaldeOfficer Tucker joins us in this episode where we talk about what happened in Uvalde. All three of us are fathers and we go in deep. Call or text us. We WILL see it. 512-5931662
2022-06-011h 04Father FiguresBrandi does the laugh ON THIS PODCAST - CALL US - 512-593-1662We have special guest, Brandi (Austin's sister) on the show (Yes, she really does the laugh). Zech and Austin are investing in their first business. Zech found out about the latest school shooting on the podcast and it was totally a buzzkill (sorry). And Triplets were born FOUR YEARS APART. Call us to be featured on our next episode! 512-593-1662
2022-05-251h 00Father FiguresHow to be a stubborn husbandZech and Austin talk about petty arguments they've had and talk about how they go about figuring out who is in the right and who is in the wrong. A 15 year old girl got kidnapped at a NBA basketball game. And James Cromwell super glued his hands to a starbucks counter in protest.
2022-05-181h 01Father FiguresMy wife caught me red handedAriella found out about the secret Austin has been hiding from her. Can Zech pass his elementary classes? We also talk about CP3 and a man with a THINGY attached to his arm.
2022-05-1153 minFather FiguresIs tracking your kids wrong?Austin is writing a kids book. Zech and Austin discuss tracking your kids (via Life360 app, etc.), Arizona ice tea is keeping their tea at 99 cents, and we dive right in to the supreme court draft leak.
2022-05-0554 minFather FiguresKIDS ENHANCE EVERYTHINGZech and Austin answer some fun Would you Rather questions. How much money can you make NAMING SOMEONES BABY?! And why the HECK is time moving so fast?!
2022-04-271h 04Father FiguresBoy dad vs. girl dadZech reveals the gender of his second baby. We also almost got WRECKED by a tornado just to do this podcast. Zech also brings a list of obscure tax exemptions!
2022-04-1343 minFather FiguresUnsolicited advice for unsolicited adviceMy toddler touches a snake and the internet had a meltdown. Elon Musk is a gangster and tornadoes are whack.
2022-04-0653 minFather FiguresThe slap heard around the world and The man with 1,000 wives!Zech and Austin talk about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, Solomon, and someone sued Starbucks for $75,000
2022-03-301h 00Father FiguresAdulting at it's finestAustin and Zech talk about Texas driving etiquette, daylight savings, the firing squad, Lia Thomas (shebulge), and being AGGRESSIVE!
2022-03-241h 04Father FiguresThe big anomalySpanking kids, changing diapers, and Ten things new dads need to know before having their baby. Also, a BIG announcement in this episode.
2022-03-1658 minFather FiguresGo to Familywatchdog.us---You're welcomeAustin claims he is going to lose weight and Dr. Meyer (Zech) doesn't have faith in him after his unsolicited diagnosis of Austin having low thyroid.
2022-03-0947 minFather FiguresTwo soft dadsZech and Austin talk about Ukraine and Russia, SOTU, and how to be a cool dad (to their knowledge). Also, we tell one of core memories that we share together.
2022-03-0356 minFather FiguresTeen DadToday we are joined by someone who had to be a dad his whole senior year of high school. Qualifications for dating our daughters. Also, who else would eat a shoe store if they could?
2022-02-2458 minFather FiguresAfter Bedtime Special. Featuring- our wivesWe are joined by our wives today and cover some marriage topics, some parenting issues, and the differences between husband/wives and mom/dads. Tune in to hear some good debates between these two couples.
2022-02-151h 00Father FiguresWhy is the pope giving marriage advice?We have Andre AKA Big Tuck on today's episode. Andre is a police officer that deals with homeless people in a big city. We talk about crazy cop stories, fathering as a cop, and the pope's (whose never been married) marriage advice.
2022-02-091h 04Father FiguresWhy are marriage arguments so petty?Tom Brady's retirement hurt like a celebrity death. And why are marriage arguments so petty? Zech and Austin talk about how they keep the peace in their homes.
2022-02-0256 minFather FiguresDads gotta stay STRAPPED 4 creepy guys show up on Austin's doorstep. Austin handles it. We call the police. We cover the duty as a father to protect your household, Rhino pills, Co-sleeping and more
2022-01-2655 minFather FiguresOUR HEARTS ARE BROKENWhat it's like to be an actual Dallas Cowboys fan. We judge other parents HARD. And we talk about fathering and PROTECTING your home and family.
2022-01-1959 minFather FiguresFathering through the metaverseWe talk about fathering and the metaverse, what we will do when our kids cuss, and brag about our wives.
2022-01-1254 minFather FiguresBe 1% better!Be 1% better. Be present with your family and friends. Is it ok to NOT buy your wife a Christmas present?
2021-12-2346 minFather FiguresWe called the police!5-10 acceptable reasons to call the police. Weird facebook marketplace encounters and funny fan encounters.
2021-12-1651 minFather FiguresZech can perform open heart surgery!Zech claims he can perform open heart surgery. Also, we talk about the best Christmas gifts EVER!
2021-12-0854 minFather FiguresFathering bi-racial childrenWe are joined today by Chase Geter (Austins brother) and we talk about what it's like to father bi-racial children and much more.
2021-12-011h 112021-11-2559 minFather FiguresGet GENEROSSEDZech got GENEROSSED on. Zech and Austin touch on giving this Christmas, domestic abuse, and FREAKING TRASH CYCLES.
2021-11-1049 minFather FiguresSharing is caring.Why do we teach our children to share? When we become adults we don't have to share so how important is it? Is generosity and sharing the same thing?
2021-11-0458 minFather FiguresTo spank or not to spank? Zech and Austin talk about discipline, drugs, and blind football players.
2021-10-2700 minFather FiguresSkip Halloween and Thanksgiving, It's Christmas Time BabyShould kids believe in Santa? We cancel all offensive major league teams. AND Zech and Austin talk about how they plan on being the best Father-in-Laws of all time.
2021-10-201h 11Father FiguresWill cancel culture cancel this podcast?Zech and Austin talk about vine, cancel culture, Zech being dyslexic, and Fauci.
2021-10-1351 minFather FiguresHealthy hobbies or dangerous obsessions?Zech and Austin talk about things they want to see in their kid's futures. Will they like Anime? Will they like sports? And how will they navigate it?
2021-10-0648 minFather FiguresSecond place trophies? Not in our house. We have special guest Mark Allin on todays episode. Mark is a father of 6 and an online social media influencer. He also was Austins childhood bully.
2021-09-291h 05Father FiguresWe would be TERRIBLE step dadsWe have special guest, Derrick Lewis (HES BLACK) on the show today. We talk about how terrible of step fathers we would be, Gabby Petito, and how we sneak veggies into our kids food.
2021-09-2257 minFather FiguresFather Figures - The start of a new beginningZech and Austin cover what Father figures is all about. They talk about Todd Beamer, a hero in the 9/11 terrorist attacks and normalizing sending invoices to people who RSVP and don't show up.
2021-09-1553 min
Aaron Geter EmailINTROAaron Geter - INTRO 2020
Produced by : Austin Lane
Recorded & Engineered @ Celane Studios, Riley Hill, NC
Cover Art : Aaron Geter
2021-01-0201 min
SnacktimeThe Chuck Geter joins the show !!!!!!!!With the holidays getting closer we want to encourage family and friends. Take this time to cherish them. So with that in mind Mr. and Mrs. Geter join the show. (Austin's Parents) We talk about how they met and what it was like to raise an Austin Geter with so much more.
2020-12-2320 minSnacktimeThe Chuck Geter joins the show !!!!!!!!With the holidays getting closer we want to encourage family and friends. Take this time to cherish them. So with that in mind Mr. and Mrs. Geter join the show. (Austin's Parents) We talk about how they met and what it was like to raise an Austin Geter with so much more.
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