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MOATAIFA Shot B-12 | MOATAIF (Episode 190)The cast of MOATAIF prepare for the Azooies by finalizing their plus-ones, picking out gowns, and getting vitamin shots. Then, Zach and RJ discuss TV shows, Zach's new rehearsal experiences, and the retirement of legendary local broadcast journalist Cheryl McHenry. _____The Azooies at AustinZach00's 700th Video: tinyurl.com/700thvideo_____New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!
2025-04-171h 06MOATAIFFuck You, Fandom! | MOATAIF (Episode 154)In the Season Five finale, Brandon and Clark come to blows over the cost of Sister Marble's upcoming wedding. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the events that led to the closing of The AustinZach00 Wiki after a decade on the net. They mourn the data and discuss the closure's impact on their First Amendment rights.
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Thanks for listening to and enjoying MOATAIF's Fifth Season! We will (hopefully) begin recording a Sixth Season soon! Until then, stay MOAT folks.
2022-07-2446 minMOATAIFWelcome to Your Love | MOATAIF (Episode 99)Clark stakes out Tristan in an attempt to get damning evidence for Sister No's smear campaign. Then, Zach and RJ discuss music artists re-recording their songs to reclaim the lucrative royalty payments.
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2021-05-2351 minMOATAIFSeparate Bedrooms | MOATAIF (Episode 98)Tristan reels from the personal betrayal of his best friend and campaign manager, Clark. Looking for a shoulder to cry on, he turns to Shelley Ann and Ronnie Filheimer. Then, Zach, RJ, and special guest Brianna Nichol Coleman discuss having separate bedrooms from your spouse before a hearty game of "Fuck, Marry, Kill."
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2021-05-1654 minMOATAIFLiberal Snowflakes | MOATAIF (Episode 97)Clark reveals a new advertising campaign for Tristan which causes Sister No to intervene. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their growing disillusionment with American politics and their disgust with "liberal snowflakes."
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2021-05-0943 minMOATAIF27,000 Slices | MOATAIF (Episode 96)Sister No meets with mayoral candidate Tristan and his campaign manager, Clark, to discuss a potential endorsement. Then, Zach and RJ have a late night discussion about what happens to our bodies after we die: including Zach's experience watching a real embalming and an article about a woman who donated her body to the Visible Human Project.
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Susan Potter Article: https://www.livescience.com/64326-frozen-cadaver-27000-slices.html
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2021-05-0248 minMOATAIFProtestin' My Rights | MOATAIF (Episode 95)Clark has trouble getting into the Sex Gremlin rally when he encounters a protestor. Then, special guest Brianna Nichol Coleman joins Zach and RJ to discuss a variety of things including staycations, getting older, and Britney Spears.
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2021-04-2553 minMOATAIFWhere I'm From | MOATAIF (Episode 94)Sister No delivers a passionate speech at her rally for Sex Gremlin rights. Then, Zach and RJ attend a spoken-word open-mic night at Dave Chappelle's comedy club where they share updated "Where I'm From" poems.
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2021-04-1831 minMOATAIFDinner at Beverly's | MOATAIF (Episode 93)Clark unknowingly invites a controversial guest over for dinner at Beverly's house. Then, Zach and RJ discuss alternate meanings for the 'MOATAIF' acronym and hypothesize what those alternate podcasts might be about.
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2021-04-1151 minMOATAIFA Swift Move into Power | MOATAIF (Episode 92)Unable to get a good night of sleep since joining the cult, Sister No discovers she is hearing the private prayers of her fellow cult members. Then, Zach and RJ talk about recurring dreams they have had in the past.
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2021-04-0455 minMOATAIFIntervention v. DARE | MOATAIF (Episode 91)After a long day at work, Clark takes Beverly out for dinner and a movie. Then, Zach and RJ have a comical discussion about their future children and drug abuse resistance education.
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2021-03-2957 minMOATAIFWorking as a Background Actor | MOATAIF (Episode 90)Originally aired March 21, 2021. Brenda finds a place to call home and a cult to call friends. Then, Zach tells RJ about his day doing background work on a film shooting in Savannah.
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2021-03-2154 minMOATAIFMagic Man | MOATAIF (Episode 89)Originally aired March 14, 2021. Artie and Brenda confer with a Shaman to erase their memories. Artie gets right to work after an eventful bus ride. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Columbus traffic and reminisce on their time volunteering for President Obama in 2012.
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2021-03-1452 minMOATAIFI Want My Oreos Soaked | MOATAIF (Episode 88)Originally aired March 7, 2021. Artie and Brenda finish their universe and attempt to take up residency... but things don't go according to their plan. Then, Zach and RJ talk Oreos and the varying levels of "reality" in reality-television in an addendum to their Episode 71 discussion.
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2021-03-0745 minMOATAIFMall Memories | MOATAIF (Episode 87)Originally aired February 28, 2021. Artie and Brenda struggle with building and populating their new universe. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their top 5 memories of working at the Upper Valley Mall in Springfield, Ohio (home of the AIDS).
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2021-02-281h 04MOATAIFEnlightened Points of Awareness | MOATAIF (Episode 86)Originally aired February 21, 2021. Artie and Brenda test the limits of their new existence. Then, Zach and RJ discuss whether Dairy Queen picked the right name for "the Blizzard" based on the name of its knockoff: "the Cyclone."
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2021-02-2139 minMOATAIFAftermath: The MOATAIF Musical | MOATAIF (Episode 85)Originally aired February 14, 2021. After the collapse of their universe, Artie and Brenda find themselves alone, existing only as enlightened points of awareness floating in nothing. Through song, they recall the events of the past to figure out where everything went wrong. Was their universe always meant to fail, or did they make a mistake along the way?
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1. One
2. Bohemian Rhapsody
3. I've Been Working on the Railroad
4. Lips of an Angel
5. Only in America
6. Old Fashioned Wedding
7. Lazarus
8. Blackstar
9. Crazy Bitch
10. Lean wit' Me
11. How You Remind Me
12. Picture (ft. Sheryl Crow)
13. The Reason
14. Space Oddity
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2021-02-151h 38MOATAIFThe Ascension of the Antichrist | MOATAIF (Episode 84)Originally aired January 17, 2021. Latrisha sends Johnson, the Antichrist, to Earth while Artie, Brenda, and Shaan battle to save his soul--and the universe--in the implosive season three finale.
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2021-01-1732 minMOATAIFIt's Always Sunny in Syndication | MOATAIF (Episode 83)Originally aired on January 10, 2021. Artie, Brenda, and Shaan battle their way through the first two circles of Hell. Then, Zach and RJ discuss It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and the business of syndication.
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2021-01-1054 minMOATAIFBarack Obama Beanies | MOATAIF (Episode 82)Originally aired January 3, 2021. Artie, Brenda, and Shaan Gee come up with a plan to get Johnson back from Latrisha. Then, Zach and RJ reminisce about their 8th grade trip to Washington, D.C.
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2021-01-0355 minMOATAIFCelebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew | MOATAIF (Episode 81)Originally aired December 28, 2020. Artie and Brenda appear on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew where they receive shocking news regarding Johnson. Then, Zach and RJ reminisce about their 5th grade trip to Camp Wilson.
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2020-12-2847 minMOATAIFGross Malfeasance | MOATAIF (Episode 80)Originally aired December 20, 2020. Artie struggles to care for Johnson after Brenda deserts them. Then, Zach and RJ catch up and chat about recent TV and movies they've been watching.
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2020-12-2036 minMOATAIFFree Aunt Becky | MOATAIF (Episode 79)Originally aired December 13, 2020. Having a ghost baby really gets in the way of Artie and Brenda's Steve Miller jam session. Then, Zach and RJ pay homage to Aunt Becky while taking a stance in the cast against Lori Loughlin.
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2020-12-1346 minMOATAIFOnderrocks | MOATAIF (Episode 78)Originally aired on December 6, 2020. Artie and Brenda fight over Brenda's out-of-control heroin addiction. Then, Zach and RJ review Sofia Coppola's newest flick On The Rocks.
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2020-12-0650 minMOATAIFThe Nipple-cast | MOATAIF (Episode 77)Originally aired November 29, 2020. Artie and Brenda spend the last of their money on booze... and heroin. Then, Zach and RJ discuss nipples and nipple achievements.
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2020-11-2942 minMOATAIFKentucky Derpy | MOATAIF (Episode 76)Originally aired on November 22, 2020. Artie finally hosts the 2020 Kentucky Derby which has disastrous results for his finances. Then, Zach and RJ review and discuss Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm.
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2020-11-2246 minMOATAIFWrithing Wiggling Tapeworm | MOATAIF (Episode 75)Originally aired November 15, 2020. Artie and Brenda meet with Artie's brother, Steve, on Zoom. Then, Zach and RJ discuss work and the bond between Zach's animals.
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2020-11-1535 minMOATAIFDigesting Teacher Salaries | MOATAIF (Episode 74)Originally aired November 8, 2020. Artie and Brenda go on air with The Jew in an attempt to reach the remaining manifestations of the Honorable Shaan Gee. Then, Zach and RJ discuss a recent research video Zach made about salaries at their high school: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEcEMLkM_X0).
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2020-11-081h 01MOATAIFPresident Biden - 2020 Election Special | MOATAIF (Episode 73½)Originally aired November 7, 2020. Artie and Brenda celebrate the results of the 2020 Presidential election. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their experiences on Election Day, watching the results, and their thoughts on the election of Joe Biden as the 46th President of the United States.
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2020-11-0844 minMOATAIFBig Fat Liars | MOATAIF (Episode 73)Originally aired November 1, 2020. Brenda and Artie are tried before the Ghost World's Supreme Court. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the biggest lies they've ever told.
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2020-11-011h 04MOATAIFHalloweenie | MOATAIF (Episode 72)Originally aired October 27, 2020.
Artie completes a business deal while the universe falls apart. Then, in a special Halloween themed episode, Zach and RJ discuss their favorite Halloween memories and traditions!
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2020-10-271h 02MOATAIFPostmodern Entertainment | MOATAIF (Episode 71)Originally aired October 18, 2020.
Artie and Brenda make a shocking discovery while confronting Javier at Club Diesel. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their lists for the top reality TV shows in this episode edited by RJ Quillen himself.
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2020-10-181h 01MOATAIFA File of Jerks | MOATAIF (Episode 70)Originally aired October 11, 2020.
Artie and Brenda race to track down Javier so they can put a stop to his grift once and for all. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their experiences with "hot celebrities!"
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2020-10-1150 minMOATAIFHist'ry's Myst'ries | MOATAIF (Episode 69)Originally aired October 4, 2020.
Artie confronts Javier over his outrageous spending which leads to a come-to-Jesus moment for their relationship. Then, Zach and RJ are joined by special guest Abigail Spracklen to discuss two historical events (each!) they would go back in time to witness and why!
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2020-10-041h 07MOATAIFStunning Begonias | MOATAIF (Episode 68)Originally aired September 27, 2020. In which Javier convinces Artie to shower, then goes on a spending spree. After, Zach and RJ discuss the state of American politics in 2020.
2020-09-2746 minMOATAIFReturn to Ghost Court | MOATAIF (Episode 67)Originally aired September 20, 2020. In which Mr. Javier sues Brenda in the Honorable and Omnipotent Shaan Gee's Ghost Court. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the Top 9 people from their High School.
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2020-09-201h 04MOATAIFBreak That Neck When You Fall | MOATAIF (Episode 66)Originally aired on September 13, 2020.
In which Brenda and Javier argue over Artie's medical care. Then, in a followup from last week, Zach calls his aunt--LIVE!--to get answers and dissects the conversation with RJ afterward.
2020-09-1329 minMOATAIFAn Aunt's Betrayal | MOATAIF (Episode 65)Originally aired September 6, 2020. In which Brenda and Artie DeKaplany sit down with Candy Suthers to discuss their bestselling memoir. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the betrayal of Zach's aunt.
2020-09-0642 minMOATAIFEpisode Sixty-Four | MOATAIF (Episode 64)Brenda DeKaplany makes a deal with the Honorable and Omnipotent Shaan Gee in the long-awaited return of the acclaimed series.
Originally aired August 30, 2020.
2020-08-3132 min
MOATAIFTragic Death | MOATAIF (Episode 63)In 5 minutes and 40 seconds of extreme marijuana intoxication, the landscape of MOATAIF was drastically changed forever.
Rest in Peace, Former Congressman Artie DeKaplany.
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2018-01-1205 minMOATAIFPrincess Diana | MOATAIF (Episode 62)Originally aired April 30, 2017.
Artie and Brenda check in from the Czech Republic. Zach and RJ analogize a recent falling-out of their friendship to the death of Princess Diana.
2017-04-3044 minMOATAIFWind Screen Fart | MOATAIF (Episode 61)Zach and RJ test out a new microphone / mixer set-up and talk about the windfall of funds that led to it.
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2017-04-1320 minMOATAIFArtie Help! | MOATAIF Mini (Episode 60)Originally aired March 7, 2017.
Brenda and Artie play a quick round of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" and Truth or Dare.
(There are some known and unfixable audio errors)
2017-03-0713 minMOATAIFBonkos: The Regis Philbin Memoir | MOATAIF (Episode 59)Brenda phones Artie from prison as they consider the best path forward. Then, Zach and RJ discuss a recent retail experience at the newly opened "Treasure Trove" and review 'How I Got This Way' by Regis Philbin as the first installment of the "AZ00 Book Club."
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2017-01-0646 minMOATAIF2016 NYE Special | MOATAIF (Episode 58)Originally aired January 1, 2017.
In which Zach, RJ, Hannah, and Royal reflect on 2016 and ring in 2017 live.
2017-01-013h 20MOATAIFSoy Sauce | MOATAIF (Episode 57)While awaiting their Czech Republic flight, Brenda and Artie meet Agnes for the second time and things do not go well. Then, Zach and RJ talk about their disappointment in 'Fuller House' and in their fellow drivers.
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2016-12-1838 minMOATAIFSouth Bohemia Bound | MOATAIF (Episode 56)Artie struggles to get Brenda's help packing for their upcoming move. Then, Zach and RJ are visited by the Spirit of David Bowie and discuss the hassle of chores while living alone.
2016-12-1329 minMOATAIFThe Oregon Trail | MOATAIF (Episode 55)Realizing that Artie's political career in America is over for good, Artie and Brenda decide to flee to the Czech Republic. Then, Zach and RJ talk about their early age perversions -- they both talk about early-age crushes on family members, Zach describes a hentai calendar he made in Elementary School, and RJ reminisces on found-VHS-tape porn... or is it?
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2016-12-0335 minMOATAIFGreen Slime | MOATAIF (Episode 54)After a brief hiatus, Agnes ties up all of the previous storylines and Artie reels from his election loss. Then, live from the Benton Bunker, Zach, RJ, Hannah, and Royal all discuss the devastation around the 2016 Presidential Election, their past hyper-sexuality, and Hannah and Royal's budding romantic relationship and their potential upcoming joint apartment.
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2016-11-2649 minMOATAIFOpen Heart Door | MOATAIF (Episode 53)Artie, Brenda, RJ, Zach, and the spirits of David Bowie, and Robin Williams are all threatened by the dark-lord herself, Latrisha, due to a heart door left open.
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2016-10-2423 minMOATAIFMonsoon | MOATAIF (Episode 52)Brenda, now restored to her original body, details a dark-encounter she had in the Spirit World. Then, Zach and RJ talk about unrequited love, the first Presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, Zach's day-to-day during training at Assurant, and the upcoming move to the Roberts Retreat by Sandals.
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2016-10-0434 minMOATAIFStaring at Brown Leaves | MOATAIF (Episode 51)Candy Suthers interviews Adam Sandler, but the interview is quickly derailed when Candy is possessed by the Spirit of the REAL Salma Hayek who has a bone to pick with Brenda DeKaplany. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the recent passing of their teacher, Señora Bleigh, and what they would do if they knew they were going to die within two months.
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Dedicated to Sra. Connie Bleigh (1955-2016)
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2016-09-2543 minMOATAIFGo Blow Yourself Up If You Want To Die | MOATAIF (Episode 50)Salma Hayek joins "Bobbie Flay, Today!" to discuss the rumors surrounding her relationship with Congressman, orphan, and widower -- Artie DeKaplany.
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2016-09-0512 minMOATAIFBare Nekkid Boobies | MOATAIF (Episode 49)Artie meets famous actress Salma Hayek following the death of his wife, Brenda. Then, Zach and RJ discuss a hypothetical world in which murderer and racist George Zimmerman becomes President of the United States and the many, many fallouts of that election.
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2016-08-2730 minMOATAIFBrenda's Ghastly Affair | MOATAIF (Episode 48)Brenda makes a shocking and personal announcement about her relationship with Destiny McEllhenry on Candy Suthers' talk show "Pieces of Candy." Then, Zach and RJ talk about their final days at Pretzel Maker, past managers, and annoying frequent customers.
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2016-08-1647 minMOATAIFGhost Court | MOATAIF (Episode 47)Brenda DeKaplany sues Destiny McEllhenry for her eyesight in The Honorable Shaan Gee's Ghost Court.
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2016-08-1116 minMOATAIFOh, I Thought We Were Talking About 'Mr. Meaty' | MOATAIF (Episode 46)Congressman Artie DeKaplany and his wife Brenda sit down with The Jew to share the exciting news of Brenda's recent births!
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2016-08-0122 minMOATAIFAlready? Jesus! | MOATAIF (Episode 45)Congressman DeKaplany speaks at the 2016 Democratic National Convention--but is interrupted when Brenda gives birth. Agnes reports on her findings in Lebanon. Then, Zach & RJ discuss the upcoming 2016 Presidential Election -- including a potential fracture of the Republican Party, what Bernie might do at the DNC, and surprise sympathy for random Republican candidates.
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2016-07-2551 minMOATAIFI See 19 Motherfucker | MOATAIF (Episode 44)Congressman DeKaplany addresses the 2016 Republican National Convention where he announces the next phase of his political career. Then, Zach, RJ, and Special Guest JT talk about the Republican Party, Hillary's potential VP, and Donald J. Trump.
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"I Think My Dog's a Democrat" Video: https://bit.ly/3qsBt9N
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2016-07-1928 minMOATAIFBritt's Not Here, There Were Just Noises Outside | MOATAIF (Episode 43)Congressman Artie DeKaplany gives a brief update on his already-scandal-embroiled tenure in office. Then, LIVE from the Benton Bunker; Zach, RJ, Royal, Hannah--and Special Guest, JT!--discuss anal-sex education, JT's Chicago trip, and then taste test some mysterious Gluten-Free snack bars.
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2016-07-1029 minMOATAIFLocal CraigsList Sex Wanted | MOATAIF (Episode 42)In which RJ discusses a Reddit thread about incest in light of Congressman DeKaplany's upcoming legislation. Then, Zach and RJ look through the CraigsList sex wanted ads.
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2016-06-0121 minMOATAIFThe Race for the 8th District | MOATAIF (Episode 41)In which Candy Suthers hosts MSNBC's coverage of Ohio's 8th Congressional debate among Warren Davidson (R-OH), Corey Foister (D-OH) and Artie DeKaplany (C-OH) to replace retiring Representative John Boehner.
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2016-05-1641 minMOATAIFThe Constitution Candidate | MOATAIF (Episode 40)In which Artie and Brenda sit down with The Jew to discuss incest rights and to declare Artie's candidacy for elected office.
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2016-05-0828 minMOATAIFThe Burp-cast | MOATAIF (Episode 39)Artie finishes reading "James and the Giant Peach" before making a shocking move in his relationship with his mom. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Carly Fiorina, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and moving out on their own.
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2016-05-011h 07MOATAIFLakewood SoundCloud Review | MOATAIF (Episode 38)In which Artie's love life crashes down around him. Then, live from Roberts Rental, Zach and RJ review a local music album, "Da Field" by Lakewood on a MOATAIF exclusive episode of RECIDS.
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2016-04-241h 03MOATAIFMovie Night | MOATAIF (Episode 37)Live from the Benton Bunker, Artie begins to question the truth of Sherry's life stories. Then, Zach, RJ, Hannah, and Royal discuss shitty Pretzel Maker customers and Hannah's transition from Pretzel Maker to Claire's.
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2016-04-1849 minMOATAIFThe Dead Sasquatch | MOATAIF (Episode 36)In which Artie and Sherry discuss their past, present, and future over Brenda's comatose body. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Edie Quillen's psychosis and an awkward email Zach sent to the family of deceased sasquatch, Mark McGrory.
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'Kung Fu Tiger Cheese' Video: https://bit.ly/3yoqd1b
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2016-04-1132 minMOATAIFThe Good Nurse | MOATAIF (Episode 35)Artie reads "James and the Giant Peach" to his comatose mother and connects with her hospice nurse, Sherry. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the first Azooie Award ceremony and their favorite teachers (randomly).
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2016-04-0444 minMOATAIFGhost Baby | MOATAIF (Episode 34)In the season finale of the Azooie Nominated series, the stories of Agnes, Artie and Brenda all come to a dramatic cliffhanger.
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2016-03-3019 minMOATAIFArtie Sanders | MOATAIF (Episode 33)After getting asylum from Gov. Chris Christie, Artie tries to convince Brenda to vote for Bernie Sanders. Then, Zach and RJ discuss how to be polite to the mentally disabled, politics, and cleaning up poop in public restrooms.
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2016-03-2536 minMOATAIFMark Ruffalo, Mann, and Schultz | MOATAIF (Episode 32)Artie and Brenda flee from Mother Russia after Artie mislabels himself their Vice President. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Artie and Brenda's situation, Edward Snowden's treasonous actions and Zach's stepdad's run-ins with the law.
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2016-03-1531 minMOATAIFWeeja | MOATAIF (Episode 31)Artie accidentally reveals more than he had hoped for when he sends in a transmission from Russia. Then, Zach and RJ recount their recent Ouija Board experiences -- including a lying spirit named Vince, a trip to Hannah's attic, and their general skepticism for the topic.
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2016-02-2930 minMOATAIFSheiler-Ann | MOATAIF (Episode 30)Agnes's mission report is interrupted when a transmission from Artie comes in from Russia. Then, Live from Benton Bunker, Zach, RJ, Nicholas, and Hannah discuss BDSM, a fire at Pretzel Maker, and Hannah's first squirting orgasm. Then, Zach's dad calls and the group plays Twenty Questions!
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2016-02-251h 13MOATAIFSilence is Golden | MOATAIF (Episode 29)In which Agnes takes a trip to Russia after tracking Bilo down there. Then, Zach and RJ explore the peaceful stillness of silence.
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2016-02-1930 minMOATAIFThe Destiny McEllhenry Hour | MOATAIF (Episode 28)In his first public interview since his latest murder confession, Artie DeKaplany sits down with K99.1FM's Destiny McEllhenry for a tell-all interview about his upbringing, the murder of his wife, and the accusations against him for the rape and murder of his daughter, Shardeep.
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2016-02-0927 minMOATAIFThe Great American Trespass | MOATAIF (Episode 27)In which Artie's mom reaches out to talk to him about the new murder allegations. Then, RJ discusses the spontaneous decision to get his nose pierced and Zach recounts trespassing in an abandoned Great American Cookie Company storefront in the Upper Valley Mall.
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2016-02-0229 minMOATAIFArtie Gets Dassey-d | MOATAIF (Episode 26)In which Artie is coerced into making a shocking confession by his attorney. Then, Zach and RJ discuss musical theatre--including Zach's recent involvement with Northwestern High School's re-staging of "Guys and Dolls."
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2016-01-2419 minMOATAIFThe Blank Book | MOATAIF (Episode 25)In which Artie describes the murder of his daughter. Then, Zach and RJ briefly discuss Making a Murderer before Zach reads his elementary / middle / high school journal in a followup to last week's episode on RJ's diary.
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.
2016-01-1945 minMOATAIFChicken Pretzels | MOATAIF (Episode 24)In which Artie escapes from prison. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Ocean Spray and chicken pretzels before RJ reads his childhood diary.
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.
2016-01-1234 minMOATAIFBam's Famous Baked Beans | MOATAIF (Episode 23)Zach and RJ discuss horrible people doing horrible things including Bill Cosby's rapes, the ignorant posts of Zach's former co-worker, and a recent quitter from Pretzel Maker.
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!
2016-01-0440 minMOATAIF2015 New Year's Eve Special | MOATAIF (Episode 22)In which Zach and special guest host Hannah Campbell reflect on 2015 -- including One Bugging BBB Beep, the reformation of their friend group through PretzelMaker, the end of Hannah's long-term relationship and burgeoning sexual identity, and the best / worst in film, TV, and music -- before looking ahead to 2016 and counting it down LIVE with Ryan Seacrest.
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MOATAIF 'Twelve Inch Dick' Episode (ft. Hannah): https://spoti.fi/3abQvIN
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!
2016-01-013h 03MOATAIFWittenberg? More Like Piss-enberg | MOATAIF (Episode 21)In which Agnes loses her job and RJ tells the story of pissing his pants as a college student. Then, Zach and RJ discuss stupid customers at Pretzel Maker and Zach describes his recent attempts at homosexual dating.
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Agnes Waters YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3m6Rn74
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.
2015-12-2847 minMOATAIFPretzels Covered in Shit | MOATAIF (Episode 20)In which Zach and RJ discuss their expectations of "Fuller House," RJ joining the crew of Pretzel Maker, Bernie Sanders stealing from Hillary Clinton, and the long-awaited return of Big Daddy.
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Agnes Waters YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3lVTHxz
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.
2015-12-2022 minMOATAIFEmily's Kitchen | MOATAIF (Episode 18)In which MOATAIF returns following a brief hiatus due to RJ's stint in a mental health facility. Joined by special guest Hannah Campbell, the group discusses RJ's recent medical troubles in a very candid discussion about mental health, suicidal thoughts, and the effect this has had on the group as a whole as they process their friend's mental state.
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.
2015-12-0650 minMOATAIFTwelve Inch Dick | MOATAIF (Episode 17)In which Zach and RJ are joined by special guests Hannah Mariah Big Bitch Butterfly Wings Campbell, Royal Nicholas Benton, and Donatella Brosace. Hannah comes clean about the reason her friendship with Zach and RJ ended, the trials and tribulations that occurred in between, and the events that led to their reunion. Then, the group as a whole discusses relationships, sexuality, and more in an episode LIVE from the Benton Bunker!
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"Saving Private Punky" Video: https://bit.ly/3nDL90K
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!
2015-11-261h 03MOATAIFBeautiful Car | MOATAIF (Episode 16)In which Zach and RJ discuss people they are THANKFUL to know -- which turns out to be a who's-who of the 2012 campaign, including Lisa Stanley, Judith Hays, and Marisa'sinohio Kanof.
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.
2015-11-2546 minMOATAIFIllegal Plans and Other Scams | MOATAIF (Episode 15)In which Zach and RJ discuss transgressions they are THANKFUL did not get them in trouble -- including a cancelled Susan G. Komen scam and multiple littering stories.
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.
2015-11-2332 minMOATAIFTurning Off the Bern-er | MOATAIF (Episode 14)In which Zach talks about his newfound disappointment in Bernie Sanders following the most recent Democratic Debate, the duo discuss why they're supporting Hillary Clinton, and RJ talks about the adoption of his new dog Tommy Jose-Darryl Quillen III.
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!
2015-11-1540 minMOATAIFEmbarrassing Fiascos | MOATAIF (Episode 13)In which Zach and RJ discuss embarrassing stories from their past. Zach discusses his former obsession with uncovering the Michael Jackson death hoax and RJ tells the classic story of seeing Hannah's mom in the bathtub.
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AZ00 'Michael Jackson Project' Website: https://bit.ly/3A9poJv
'MJHoaxEvidence' YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3hn3US4
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!
2015-11-0851 minMOATAIFHell on Ice | MOATAIF (Episode 12)In which Zach and RJ discuss the brilliance of Gordon Ramsay's Hotel Hell, Zach chronicles his experience with Northwestern's 2015 Chiller Thriller variety show, and the duo discuss the 3rd GOP Debate of the 2016 cycle -- including their opinions of Ben Carson, Donald Trump, and John Kasich.
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!
2015-11-0147 minMOATAIFSaran Wrap Sex | MOATAIF (Episode 11)In which the police interrogate Artie's brother, Steve, about his brother's relationship with Petunia and her murder. Then, Zach, RJ, and special guest Brianna Nichol Ragan talk about the week in politics -- Jim Webb and Lincoln Chafee drop out; and Joe Biden isn't going to run in 2016.
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.
2015-10-2636 minMOATAIFWebb Chafee 2016 | MOATAIF (Episode 10)In which Artie has a violent disagreement with his wife, Petunia. Then, Zach, RJ, and special guest Brianna Nichol Ragan discuss RJ's return from the Spirit Realm, Zach's quitting-Pizza-Hut debacle, and the 2016 Democratic Debate-- including their opinions of Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders.
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!
2015-10-1939 minMOATAIFShy Shy Longbottom | MOATAIF (Episode 8)Originally aired October 4, 2015.
In which Zach hires a psychic medium to talk with Latrisha regarding the return of RJ Quillen, and Zach and Brianna Nichol Ragan discuss country music.
2015-10-0429 minMOATAIFDicks R Us | MOATAIF (Episode 7)In which Zach and RJ each tell the story of their first masturbation.
2015-09-2725 minMOATAIFGhostly Séance | MOATAIF (Episode 6)In which Zach and RJ make contact with a spirit that is haunting Zach's room. Then, RJ explains how he quit Pizza Hut, and the duo discuss future projects on AZ00.
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.
2015-09-2130 minMOATAIFZach's Antagonist | MOATAIF (Episode 5)In which Zach reveals the identity of his life's Antagonist. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Rick Perry leaving the 2016 Presidential field and Zach tells RJ about his Pizza Hut pizza and pop stealing misadventures.
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"Bink" Car Destruction Video: https://bit.ly/38GREHe
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!
2015-09-1440 minMOATAIFCharacter Study | MOATAIF (Episode 4)In which Zach and RJ discuss Zach's fear of turning 20, RJ's dildo sex dream and the life and times of former Grammy winning blues artist, Alimony Sanchez.
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"Alimony Sanchez" Video: https://bit.ly/3DJqH44
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!
2015-09-071h 04MOATAIFThe RVA Blues | MOATAIF (Episode 3)In which Zach and RJ discuss their affection for and collection of vinyl records. Then, Zach tells of the horror story that was his recent family vacation to Virginia.
2015-09-0132 minMOATAIFWatchMojo | MOATAIF (Episode 2)In which Zach and RJ reveal their top ten TV shows, movies, and record albums in a nod to WatchMojo.
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Mariah Carey's Awful Performance: https://bit.ly/2WENYD6
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New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!
2015-08-231h 16
MOATAIFPizza Hut & Politics | MOATAIF (Episode 1)In the first episode of MOATAIF, Zach and RJ discuss their mutual hatred for their jobs at Pizza Hut and the Republican Party, then, talk a bit about their upcoming projects.
2015-08-1731 min