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MOATAIFMOATAIFA Shot B-12 | MOATAIF (Episode 190)The cast of MOATAIF prepare for the Azooies by finalizing their plus-ones, picking out gowns, and getting vitamin shots. Then, Zach and RJ discuss TV shows, Zach's new rehearsal experiences, and the retirement of legendary local broadcast journalist Cheryl McHenry. _____The Azooies at AustinZach00's 700th Video: tinyurl.com/700thvideo_____New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!2025-04-171h 06MOATAIFMOATAIFFuck You, Fandom! | MOATAIF (Episode 154)In the Season Five finale, Brandon and Clark come to blows over the cost of Sister Marble's upcoming wedding. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the events that led to the closing of The AustinZach00 Wiki after a decade on the net. They mourn the data and discuss the closure's impact on their First Amendment rights.  _____ Thanks for listening to and enjoying MOATAIF's Fifth Season! We will (hopefully) begin recording a Sixth Season soon! Until then, stay MOAT folks. 2022-07-2446 minMOATAIFMOATAIFWelcome to Your Love | MOATAIF (Episode 99)Clark stakes out Tristan in an attempt to get damning evidence for Sister No's smear campaign. Then, Zach and RJ discuss music artists re-recording their songs to reclaim the lucrative royalty payments.  ______ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 2021-05-2351 minMOATAIFMOATAIFSeparate Bedrooms | MOATAIF (Episode 98)Tristan reels from the personal betrayal of his best friend and campaign manager, Clark. Looking for a shoulder to cry on, he turns to Shelley Ann and Ronnie Filheimer. Then, Zach, RJ, and special guest Brianna Nichol Coleman discuss having separate bedrooms from your spouse before a hearty game of "Fuck, Marry, Kill." _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 2021-05-1654 minMOATAIFMOATAIFLiberal Snowflakes | MOATAIF (Episode 97)Clark reveals a new advertising campaign for Tristan which causes Sister No to intervene. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their growing disillusionment with American politics and their disgust with "liberal snowflakes." _________ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2021-05-0943 minMOATAIFMOATAIF27,000 Slices | MOATAIF (Episode 96)Sister No meets with mayoral candidate Tristan and his campaign manager, Clark, to discuss a potential endorsement. Then, Zach and RJ have a late night discussion about what happens to our bodies after we die: including Zach's experience watching a real embalming and an article about a woman who donated her body to the Visible Human Project.  _____ Susan Potter Article: https://www.livescience.com/64326-frozen-cadaver-27000-slices.html _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2021-05-0248 minMOATAIFMOATAIFProtestin' My Rights | MOATAIF (Episode 95)Clark has trouble getting into the Sex Gremlin rally when he encounters a protestor. Then, special guest Brianna Nichol Coleman joins Zach and RJ to discuss a variety of things including staycations, getting older, and Britney Spears.  ________ Eyewitness Intro: https://youtu.be/Uwarhzl76D8 ________ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 2021-04-2553 minMOATAIFMOATAIFWhere I'm From | MOATAIF (Episode 94)Sister No delivers a passionate speech at her rally for Sex Gremlin rights. Then, Zach and RJ attend a spoken-word open-mic night at Dave Chappelle's comedy club where they share updated "Where I'm From" poems. ________ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2021-04-1831 minMOATAIFMOATAIFDinner at Beverly's | MOATAIF (Episode 93)Clark unknowingly invites a controversial guest over for dinner at Beverly's house. Then, Zach and RJ discuss alternate meanings for the 'MOATAIF' acronym and hypothesize what those alternate podcasts might be about. ____________ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 2021-04-1151 minMOATAIFMOATAIFA Swift Move into Power | MOATAIF (Episode 92)Unable to get a good night of sleep since joining the cult, Sister No discovers she is hearing the private prayers of her fellow cult members. Then, Zach and RJ talk about recurring dreams they have had in the past.  ___________ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 2021-04-0455 minMOATAIFMOATAIFIntervention v. DARE | MOATAIF (Episode 91)After a long day at work, Clark takes Beverly out for dinner and a movie. Then, Zach and RJ have a comical discussion about their future children and drug abuse resistance education.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts air!2021-03-2957 minMOATAIFMOATAIFWorking as a Background Actor | MOATAIF (Episode 90)Originally aired March 21, 2021. Brenda finds a place to call home and a cult to call friends. Then, Zach tells RJ about his day doing background work on a film shooting in Savannah.  ________ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts air!2021-03-2154 minMOATAIFMOATAIFMagic Man | MOATAIF (Episode 89)Originally aired March 14, 2021. Artie and Brenda confer with a Shaman to erase their memories. Artie gets right to work after an eventful bus ride. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Columbus traffic and reminisce on their time volunteering for President Obama in 2012.  ______ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts air! 2021-03-1452 minMOATAIFMOATAIFI Want My Oreos Soaked | MOATAIF (Episode 88)Originally aired March 7, 2021. Artie and Brenda  finish their universe and attempt to take up residency... but things don't go according to their plan. Then, Zach and RJ talk Oreos and the varying levels of "reality" in reality-television in an addendum to their Episode 71 discussion. ____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts air!2021-03-0745 minMOATAIFMOATAIFMall Memories | MOATAIF (Episode 87)Originally aired February 28, 2021. Artie and Brenda struggle with building and populating their new universe. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their top 5 memories of working at the Upper Valley Mall in Springfield, Ohio (home of the AIDS). _______________  New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are streamed!2021-02-281h 04MOATAIFMOATAIFEnlightened Points of Awareness | MOATAIF (Episode 86)Originally aired February 21, 2021. Artie and Brenda test the limits of their new existence. Then, Zach and RJ discuss whether Dairy Queen picked the right name for "the Blizzard" based on the name of its knockoff: "the Cyclone." _______________  New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are streamed!  2021-02-2139 minMOATAIFMOATAIFAftermath: The MOATAIF Musical | MOATAIF (Episode 85)Originally aired February 14, 2021. After the collapse of their universe, Artie and Brenda find themselves alone, existing only as enlightened points of awareness floating in nothing. Through song, they recall the events of the past to figure out where everything went wrong.   Was their universe always meant to fail, or did they make a mistake along the way?   TRACKLIST:  1. One  2. Bohemian Rhapsody  3. I've Been Working on the Railroad  4. Lips of an Angel 5. Only in America  6. Old Fashioned Wedding  7. Lazarus  8. Blackstar  9. Crazy Bitch  10. Lean wit' Me  11. How You Remind Me  12. Picture (ft. Sheryl Crow)  13. The Reason  14. Space Oddity  _______________  New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday w...2021-02-151h 38MOATAIFMOATAIFThe Ascension of the Antichrist | MOATAIF (Episode 84)Originally aired January 17, 2021. Latrisha sends Johnson, the Antichrist, to Earth while Artie, Brenda, and Shaan battle to save his soul--and the universe--in the implosive season three finale.  ______ MOATAIF will return in February with the Season Four premiere.2021-01-1732 minMOATAIFMOATAIFIt's Always Sunny in Syndication | MOATAIF (Episode 83)Originally aired on January 10, 2021. Artie, Brenda, and Shaan battle their way through the first two circles of Hell. Then, Zach and RJ discuss It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and the business of syndication.  ______ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are streamed!2021-01-1054 minMOATAIFMOATAIFBarack Obama Beanies | MOATAIF (Episode 82)Originally aired January 3, 2021. Artie, Brenda, and Shaan Gee come up with a plan to get Johnson back from Latrisha. Then, Zach and RJ reminisce about their 8th grade trip to Washington, D.C. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are streamed!2021-01-0355 minMOATAIFMOATAIFCelebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew | MOATAIF (Episode 81)Originally aired December 28, 2020. Artie and Brenda appear on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew where they receive shocking news regarding Johnson. Then, Zach and RJ reminisce about their 5th grade trip to Camp Wilson.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are streamed. 2020-12-2847 minMOATAIFMOATAIFGross Malfeasance | MOATAIF (Episode 80)Originally aired December 20, 2020. Artie struggles to care for Johnson after Brenda deserts them. Then, Zach and RJ catch up and chat about recent TV and movies they've been watching.  ____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are streamed!2020-12-2036 minMOATAIFMOATAIFFree Aunt Becky | MOATAIF (Episode 79)Originally aired December 13, 2020. Having a ghost baby really gets in the way of Artie and Brenda's Steve Miller jam session. Then, Zach and RJ pay homage to Aunt Becky while taking a stance in the cast against Lori Loughlin.  ______ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are streamed. 2020-12-1346 minMOATAIFMOATAIFOnderrocks | MOATAIF (Episode 78)Originally aired on December 6, 2020. Artie and Brenda fight over Brenda's out-of-control heroin addiction. Then, Zach and RJ review Sofia Coppola's newest flick On The Rocks.  _______ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever you stream your podcasts!2020-12-0650 minMOATAIFMOATAIFThe Nipple-cast | MOATAIF (Episode 77)Originally aired November 29, 2020. Artie and Brenda spend the last of their money on booze... and heroin. Then, Zach and RJ discuss nipples and nipple achievements.  __________________ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are streamed!2020-11-2942 minMOATAIFMOATAIFKentucky Derpy | MOATAIF (Episode 76)Originally aired on November 22, 2020. Artie finally hosts the 2020 Kentucky Derby which has disastrous results for his finances. Then, Zach and RJ review and discuss Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm.  ________________________ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are streamed!  Subscribe to MOATAIF on YouTube: https://bit.ly/39j8az1 2020-11-2246 minMOATAIFMOATAIFWrithing Wiggling Tapeworm | MOATAIF (Episode 75)Originally aired November 15, 2020. Artie and Brenda meet with Artie's brother, Steve, on Zoom. Then, Zach and RJ discuss work and the bond between Zach's animals.  ____________________ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are streamed. 2020-11-1535 minMOATAIFMOATAIFDigesting Teacher Salaries | MOATAIF (Episode 74)Originally aired November 8, 2020. Artie and Brenda go on air with The Jew in an attempt to reach the remaining manifestations of the Honorable Shaan Gee. Then, Zach and RJ discuss a recent research video Zach made about salaries at their high school: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEcEMLkM_X0).   _______________________________ New episodes of MOATAIF every Sunday wherever podcasts are streamed! Stream today!2020-11-081h 01MOATAIFMOATAIFPresident Biden - 2020 Election Special | MOATAIF (Episode 73½)Originally aired November 7, 2020. Artie and Brenda celebrate the results of the 2020 Presidential election. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their experiences on Election Day, watching the results, and their thoughts on the election of Joe Biden as the 46th President of the United States.  ________________________ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are streamed!2020-11-0844 minMOATAIFMOATAIFBig Fat Liars | MOATAIF (Episode 73)Originally aired November 1, 2020. Brenda and Artie are tried before the Ghost World's Supreme Court. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the biggest lies they've ever told.   ___________________________ Go to vote.org today and make a plan to vote for Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and Democrats down the ticket.  ___________________________  New episodes of MOATAIF every Sunday!  MOATAIF is now available on all podcast streaming platforms! Stream today!2020-11-011h 04MOATAIFMOATAIFHalloweenie | MOATAIF (Episode 72)Originally aired October 27, 2020.  Artie completes a business deal while the universe falls apart. Then, in a special Halloween themed episode, Zach and RJ discuss their favorite Halloween memories and traditions!  _____________________ Go to vote.org today and make a plan to vote for Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and Democrats down the ticket.   _____________________ New episodes of MOATAIF every Sunday!  MOATAIF available on all podcast platforms!2020-10-271h 02MOATAIFMOATAIFPostmodern Entertainment | MOATAIF (Episode 71)Originally aired October 18, 2020.  Artie and Brenda make a shocking discovery while confronting Javier at Club Diesel. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their lists for the top reality TV shows in this episode edited by RJ Quillen himself.   _________________ Go to vote.org today and make a plan to vote for Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and Democrats down the ticket.  _________________ New episodes of MOATAIF every Sunday!  MOATAIF available on all podcast streaming platforms.2020-10-181h 01MOATAIFMOATAIFA File of Jerks | MOATAIF (Episode 70)Originally aired October 11, 2020.  Artie and Brenda race to track down Javier so they can put a stop to his grift once and for all. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their experiences with "hot celebrities!"  ___________________________________________________  Go to vote.org today and make a plan to vote for Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and Democrats down the ticket.  ___________________________________________________  New episodes of MOATAIF every Sunday!  MOATAIF is available on all major (and minor) podcast streaming platforms!2020-10-1150 minMOATAIFMOATAIFHist'ry's Myst'ries | MOATAIF (Episode 69)Originally aired October 4, 2020.  Artie confronts Javier over his outrageous spending which leads to a come-to-Jesus moment for their relationship. Then, Zach and RJ are joined by special guest Abigail Spracklen to discuss two historical events (each!) they would go back in time to witness and why!  Go to vote.org today and make a plan to vote for Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and Democrats down the ticket.   New episodes of MOATAIF every Sunday! MOATAIF -- now available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more!2020-10-041h 07MOATAIFMOATAIFStunning Begonias | MOATAIF (Episode 68)Originally aired September 27, 2020. In which Javier convinces Artie to shower, then goes on a spending spree. After, Zach and RJ discuss the state of American politics in 2020. 2020-09-2746 minMOATAIFMOATAIFReturn to Ghost Court | MOATAIF (Episode 67)Originally aired September 20, 2020. In which Mr. Javier sues Brenda in the Honorable and Omnipotent Shaan Gee's Ghost Court. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the Top 9 people from their High School.  Go to vote.org today and make a plan to vote for Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and Democrats down the ticket. 2020-09-201h 04MOATAIFMOATAIFBreak That Neck When You Fall | MOATAIF (Episode 66)Originally aired on September 13, 2020.  In which Brenda and Javier argue over Artie's medical care. Then, in a followup from last week, Zach calls his aunt--LIVE!--to get answers and dissects the conversation with RJ afterward. 2020-09-1329 minMOATAIFMOATAIFAn Aunt's Betrayal | MOATAIF (Episode 65)Originally aired September 6, 2020. In which Brenda and Artie DeKaplany sit down with Candy Suthers to discuss their bestselling memoir. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the betrayal of Zach's aunt. 2020-09-0642 minMOATAIFMOATAIFEpisode Sixty-Four | MOATAIF (Episode 64)Brenda DeKaplany makes a deal with the Honorable and Omnipotent Shaan Gee in the long-awaited return of the acclaimed series.  Originally aired August 30, 2020. 2020-08-3132 minMOATAIFMOATAIFTragic Death | MOATAIF (Episode 63)In 5 minutes and 40 seconds of extreme marijuana intoxication, the landscape of MOATAIF was drastically changed forever. Rest in Peace, Former Congressman Artie DeKaplany. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2018-01-1205 minMOATAIFMOATAIFPrincess Diana | MOATAIF (Episode 62)Originally aired April 30, 2017.  Artie and Brenda check in from the Czech Republic. Zach and RJ analogize a recent falling-out of their friendship to the death of Princess Diana. 2017-04-3044 minMOATAIFMOATAIFWind Screen Fart | MOATAIF (Episode 61)Zach and RJ test out a new microphone / mixer set-up and talk about the windfall of funds that led to it.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2017-04-1320 minMOATAIFMOATAIFArtie Help! | MOATAIF Mini (Episode 60)Originally aired March 7, 2017.  Brenda and Artie play a quick round of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" and Truth or Dare.  (There are some known and unfixable audio errors)2017-03-0713 minMOATAIFMOATAIFBonkos: The Regis Philbin Memoir | MOATAIF (Episode 59)Brenda phones Artie from prison as they consider the best path forward. Then, Zach and RJ discuss a recent retail experience at the newly opened "Treasure Trove" and review 'How I Got This Way' by Regis Philbin as the first installment of the "AZ00 Book Club." _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2017-01-0646 minMOATAIFMOATAIF2016 NYE Special | MOATAIF (Episode 58)Originally aired January 1, 2017.  In which Zach, RJ, Hannah, and Royal reflect on 2016 and ring in 2017 live. 2017-01-013h 20MOATAIFMOATAIFSoy Sauce | MOATAIF (Episode 57)While awaiting their Czech Republic flight, Brenda and Artie meet Agnes for the second time and things do not go well. Then, Zach and RJ talk about their disappointment in 'Fuller House' and in their fellow drivers. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 2016-12-1838 minMOATAIFMOATAIFSouth Bohemia Bound | MOATAIF (Episode 56)Artie struggles to get Brenda's help packing for their upcoming move. Then, Zach and RJ are visited by the Spirit of David Bowie and discuss the hassle of chores while living alone. 2016-12-1329 minMOATAIFMOATAIFThe Oregon Trail | MOATAIF (Episode 55)Realizing that Artie's political career in America is over for good, Artie and Brenda decide to flee to the Czech Republic. Then, Zach and RJ talk about their early age perversions -- they both talk about early-age crushes on family members, Zach describes a hentai calendar he made in Elementary School, and RJ reminisces on found-VHS-tape porn... or is it? _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-12-0335 minMOATAIFMOATAIFGreen Slime | MOATAIF (Episode 54)After a brief hiatus, Agnes ties up all of the previous storylines and Artie reels from his election loss. Then, live from the Benton Bunker, Zach, RJ, Hannah, and Royal all discuss the devastation around the 2016 Presidential Election, their past hyper-sexuality, and Hannah and Royal's budding romantic relationship and their potential upcoming joint apartment.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-11-2649 minMOATAIFMOATAIFOpen Heart Door | MOATAIF (Episode 53)Artie, Brenda, RJ, Zach, and the spirits of David Bowie, and Robin Williams are all threatened by the dark-lord herself, Latrisha, due to a heart door left open.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-10-2423 minMOATAIFMOATAIFMonsoon | MOATAIF (Episode 52)Brenda, now restored to her original body, details a dark-encounter she had in the Spirit World. Then, Zach and RJ talk about unrequited love, the first Presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, Zach's day-to-day during training at Assurant, and the upcoming move to the Roberts Retreat by Sandals.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-10-0434 minMOATAIFMOATAIFStaring at Brown Leaves | MOATAIF (Episode 51)Candy Suthers interviews Adam Sandler, but the interview is quickly derailed when Candy is possessed by the Spirit of the REAL Salma Hayek who has a bone to pick with Brenda DeKaplany. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the recent passing of their teacher, Señora Bleigh, and what they would do if they knew they were going to die within two months.  _____ Dedicated to Sra. Connie Bleigh (1955-2016) _____ 'Buenos Dias, Bleigh' Video: https://bit.ly/3NSlyfi _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!  ...2016-09-2543 minMOATAIFMOATAIFGo Blow Yourself Up If You Want To Die | MOATAIF (Episode 50)Salma Hayek joins "Bobbie Flay, Today!" to discuss the rumors surrounding her relationship with Congressman, orphan, and widower -- Artie DeKaplany. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-09-0512 minMOATAIFMOATAIFBare Nekkid Boobies | MOATAIF (Episode 49)Artie meets famous actress Salma Hayek following the death of his wife, Brenda. Then, Zach and RJ discuss a hypothetical world in which murderer and racist George Zimmerman becomes President of the United States and the many, many fallouts of that election. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-08-2730 minMOATAIFMOATAIFBrenda's Ghastly Affair | MOATAIF (Episode 48)Brenda makes a shocking and personal announcement about her relationship with Destiny McEllhenry on Candy Suthers' talk show "Pieces of Candy." Then, Zach and RJ talk about their final days at Pretzel Maker, past managers, and annoying frequent customers.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-08-1647 minMOATAIFMOATAIFGhost Court | MOATAIF (Episode 47)Brenda DeKaplany sues Destiny McEllhenry for her eyesight in The Honorable Shaan Gee's Ghost Court.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-08-1116 minMOATAIFMOATAIFOh, I Thought We Were Talking About 'Mr. Meaty' | MOATAIF (Episode 46)Congressman Artie DeKaplany and his wife Brenda sit down with The Jew to share the exciting news of Brenda's recent births!  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-08-0122 minMOATAIFMOATAIFAlready? Jesus! | MOATAIF (Episode 45)Congressman DeKaplany speaks at the 2016 Democratic National Convention--but is interrupted when Brenda gives birth. Agnes reports on her findings in Lebanon. Then, Zach & RJ discuss the upcoming 2016 Presidential Election -- including a potential fracture of the Republican Party, what Bernie might do at the DNC, and surprise sympathy for random Republican candidates.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 2016-07-2551 minMOATAIFMOATAIFI See 19 Motherfucker | MOATAIF (Episode 44)Congressman DeKaplany addresses the 2016 Republican National Convention where he announces the next phase of his political career. Then, Zach, RJ, and Special Guest JT talk about the Republican Party, Hillary's potential VP, and Donald J. Trump. _____ "I Think My Dog's a Democrat" Video: https://bit.ly/3qsBt9N _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-07-1928 minMOATAIFMOATAIFBritt's Not Here, There Were Just Noises Outside | MOATAIF (Episode 43)Congressman Artie DeKaplany gives a brief update on his already-scandal-embroiled tenure in office. Then, LIVE from the Benton Bunker; Zach, RJ, Royal, Hannah--and Special Guest, JT!--discuss anal-sex education, JT's Chicago trip, and then taste test some mysterious Gluten-Free snack bars.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-07-1029 minMOATAIFMOATAIFLocal CraigsList Sex Wanted | MOATAIF (Episode 42)In which RJ discusses a Reddit thread about incest in light of Congressman DeKaplany's upcoming legislation. Then, Zach and RJ look through the CraigsList sex wanted ads.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-06-0121 minMOATAIFMOATAIFThe Race for the 8th District | MOATAIF (Episode 41)In which Candy Suthers hosts MSNBC's coverage of Ohio's 8th Congressional debate among Warren Davidson (R-OH), Corey Foister (D-OH) and Artie DeKaplany (C-OH) to replace retiring Representative John Boehner.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-05-1641 minMOATAIFMOATAIFThe Constitution Candidate | MOATAIF (Episode 40)In which Artie and Brenda sit down with The Jew to discuss incest rights and to declare Artie's candidacy for elected office.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-05-0828 minMOATAIFMOATAIFThe Burp-cast | MOATAIF (Episode 39)Artie finishes reading "James and the Giant Peach" before making a shocking move in his relationship with his mom. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Carly Fiorina, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and moving out on their own. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-05-011h 07MOATAIFMOATAIFLakewood SoundCloud Review | MOATAIF (Episode 38)In which Artie's love life crashes down around him. Then, live from Roberts Rental, Zach and RJ review a local music album, "Da Field" by Lakewood on a MOATAIF exclusive episode of RECIDS. _____ 'RECIDS' Playlist: https://bit.ly/3yEozZr 'Wonderful Crazy Nights' RECIDS: https://bit.ly/3qA95Da _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-04-241h 03MOATAIFMOATAIFMovie Night | MOATAIF (Episode 37)Live from the Benton Bunker, Artie begins to question the truth of Sherry's life stories. Then, Zach, RJ, Hannah, and Royal discuss shitty Pretzel Maker customers and Hannah's transition from Pretzel Maker to Claire's. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-04-1849 minMOATAIFMOATAIFThe Dead Sasquatch | MOATAIF (Episode 36)In which Artie and Sherry discuss their past, present, and future over Brenda's comatose body. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Edie Quillen's psychosis and an awkward email Zach sent to the family of deceased sasquatch, Mark McGrory. _____ 'Our New Apartment' Video: https://bit.ly/321hGVR 'Kung Fu Tiger Cheese' Video: https://bit.ly/3yoqd1b _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-04-1132 minMOATAIFMOATAIFThe Good Nurse | MOATAIF (Episode 35)Artie reads "James and the Giant Peach" to his comatose mother and connects with her hospice nurse, Sherry. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the first Azooie Award ceremony and their favorite teachers (randomly).  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-04-0444 minMOATAIFMOATAIFGhost Baby | MOATAIF (Episode 34)In the season finale of the Azooie Nominated series, the stories of Agnes, Artie and Brenda all come to a dramatic cliffhanger. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-03-3019 minMOATAIFMOATAIFArtie Sanders | MOATAIF (Episode 33)After getting asylum from Gov. Chris Christie, Artie tries to convince Brenda to vote for Bernie Sanders. Then, Zach and RJ discuss how to be polite to the mentally disabled, politics, and cleaning up poop in public restrooms.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 2016-03-2536 minMOATAIFMOATAIFMark Ruffalo, Mann, and Schultz | MOATAIF (Episode 32)Artie and Brenda flee from Mother Russia after Artie mislabels himself their Vice President. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Artie and Brenda's situation, Edward Snowden's treasonous actions and Zach's stepdad's run-ins with the law.  _____ Clark County, Ohio Searchable Court Records: https://bit.ly/3GkFLpe _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-03-1531 minMOATAIFMOATAIFWeeja | MOATAIF (Episode 31)Artie accidentally reveals more than he had hoped for when he sends in a transmission from Russia. Then, Zach and RJ recount their recent Ouija Board experiences -- including a lying spirit named Vince, a trip to Hannah's attic, and their general skepticism for the topic.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-02-2930 minMOATAIFMOATAIFSheiler-Ann | MOATAIF (Episode 30)Agnes's mission report is interrupted when a transmission from Artie comes in from Russia. Then, Live from Benton Bunker, Zach, RJ, Nicholas, and Hannah discuss BDSM, a fire at Pretzel Maker, and Hannah's first squirting orgasm. Then, Zach's dad calls and the group plays Twenty Questions! _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 2016-02-251h 13MOATAIFMOATAIFSilence is Golden | MOATAIF (Episode 29)In which Agnes takes a trip to Russia after tracking Bilo down there. Then, Zach and RJ explore the peaceful stillness of silence. _____  New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-02-1930 minMOATAIFMOATAIFThe Destiny McEllhenry Hour | MOATAIF (Episode 28)In his first public interview since his latest murder confession, Artie DeKaplany sits down with K99.1FM's Destiny McEllhenry for a tell-all interview about his upbringing, the murder of his wife, and the accusations against him for the rape and murder of his daughter, Shardeep. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.2016-02-0927 minMOATAIFMOATAIFThe Great American Trespass | MOATAIF (Episode 27)In which Artie's mom reaches out to talk to him about the new murder allegations. Then, RJ discusses the spontaneous decision to get his nose pierced and Zach recounts trespassing in an abandoned Great American Cookie Company storefront in the Upper Valley Mall. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.  2016-02-0229 minMOATAIFMOATAIFArtie Gets Dassey-d | MOATAIF (Episode 26)In which Artie is coerced into making a shocking confession by his attorney. Then, Zach and RJ discuss musical theatre--including Zach's recent involvement with Northwestern High School's re-staging of "Guys and Dolls."  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.2016-01-2419 minMOATAIFMOATAIFThe Blank Book | MOATAIF (Episode 25)In which Artie describes the murder of his daughter. Then, Zach and RJ briefly discuss Making a Murderer before Zach reads his elementary / middle / high school journal in a followup to last week's episode on RJ's diary.  ______ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 2016-01-1945 minMOATAIFMOATAIFChicken Pretzels | MOATAIF (Episode 24)In which Artie escapes from prison. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Ocean Spray and chicken pretzels before RJ reads his childhood diary.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.2016-01-1234 minMOATAIFMOATAIFBam's Famous Baked Beans | MOATAIF (Episode 23)Zach and RJ discuss horrible people doing horrible things including Bill Cosby's rapes, the ignorant posts of Zach's former co-worker, and a recent quitter from Pretzel Maker.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-01-0440 minMOATAIFMOATAIF2015 New Year's Eve Special | MOATAIF (Episode 22)In which Zach and special guest host Hannah Campbell reflect on 2015 -- including One Bugging BBB Beep, the reformation of their friend group through PretzelMaker, the end of Hannah's long-term relationship and burgeoning sexual identity, and the best / worst in film, TV, and music -- before looking ahead to 2016 and counting it down LIVE with Ryan Seacrest.  _____ MOATAIF 'Twelve Inch Dick' Episode (ft. Hannah): https://spoti.fi/3abQvIN _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2016-01-013h 03MOATAIFMOATAIFWittenberg? More Like Piss-enberg | MOATAIF (Episode 21)In which Agnes loses her job and RJ tells the story of pissing his pants as a college student. Then, Zach and RJ discuss stupid customers at Pretzel Maker and Zach describes his recent attempts at homosexual dating. _____ Agnes Waters YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3m6Rn74 _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 2015-12-2847 minMOATAIFMOATAIFPretzels Covered in Shit | MOATAIF (Episode 20)In which Zach and RJ discuss their expectations of "Fuller House," RJ joining the crew of Pretzel Maker, Bernie Sanders stealing from Hillary Clinton, and the long-awaited return of Big Daddy. _____ Agnes Waters YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3lVTHxz _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 2015-12-2022 minMOATAIFMOATAIFEmily's Kitchen | MOATAIF (Episode 18)In which MOATAIF returns following a brief hiatus due to RJ's stint in a mental health facility. Joined by special guest Hannah Campbell, the group discusses RJ's recent medical troubles in a very candid discussion about mental health, suicidal thoughts, and the effect this has had on the group as a whole as they process their friend's mental state.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 2015-12-0650 minMOATAIFMOATAIFTwelve Inch Dick | MOATAIF (Episode 17)In which Zach and RJ are joined by special guests Hannah Mariah Big Bitch Butterfly Wings Campbell, Royal Nicholas Benton, and Donatella Brosace. Hannah comes clean about the reason her friendship with Zach and RJ ended, the trials and tribulations that occurred in between, and the events that led to their reunion. Then, the group as a whole discusses relationships, sexuality, and more in an episode LIVE from the Benton Bunker!  _____ "Saving Private Punky" Video: https://bit.ly/3nDL90K _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 2015-11-261h 03MOATAIFMOATAIFBeautiful Car | MOATAIF (Episode 16)In which Zach and RJ discuss people they are THANKFUL to know -- which turns out to be a who's-who of the 2012 campaign, including Lisa Stanley, Judith Hays, and Marisa'sinohio Kanof.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available.2015-11-2546 minMOATAIFMOATAIFIllegal Plans and Other Scams | MOATAIF (Episode 15)In which Zach and RJ discuss transgressions they are THANKFUL did not get them in trouble -- including a cancelled Susan G. Komen scam and multiple littering stories.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 2015-11-2332 minMOATAIFMOATAIFTurning Off the Bern-er | MOATAIF (Episode 14)In which Zach talks about his newfound disappointment in Bernie Sanders following the most recent Democratic Debate, the duo discuss why they're supporting Hillary Clinton, and RJ talks about the adoption of his new dog Tommy Jose-Darryl Quillen III. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2015-11-1540 minMOATAIFMOATAIFEmbarrassing Fiascos | MOATAIF (Episode 13)In which Zach and RJ discuss embarrassing stories from their past. Zach discusses his former obsession with uncovering the Michael Jackson death hoax and RJ tells the classic story of seeing Hannah's mom in the bathtub.  _____ AZ00 'Michael Jackson Project' Website: https://bit.ly/3A9poJv 'MJHoaxEvidence' YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3hn3US4 _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2015-11-0851 minMOATAIFMOATAIFHell on Ice | MOATAIF (Episode 12)In which Zach and RJ discuss the brilliance of Gordon Ramsay's Hotel Hell, Zach chronicles his experience with Northwestern's 2015 Chiller Thriller variety show, and the duo discuss the 3rd GOP Debate of the 2016 cycle -- including their opinions of Ben Carson, Donald Trump, and John Kasich.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2015-11-0147 minMOATAIFMOATAIFSaran Wrap Sex | MOATAIF (Episode 11)In which the police interrogate Artie's brother, Steve, about his brother's relationship with Petunia and her murder. Then, Zach, RJ, and special guest Brianna Nichol Ragan talk about the week in politics -- Jim Webb and Lincoln Chafee drop out; and Joe Biden isn't going to run in 2016.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 2015-10-2636 minMOATAIFMOATAIFWebb Chafee 2016 | MOATAIF (Episode 10)In which Artie has a violent disagreement with his wife, Petunia. Then, Zach, RJ, and special guest Brianna Nichol Ragan discuss RJ's return from the Spirit Realm, Zach's quitting-Pizza-Hut debacle,  and the 2016 Democratic Debate-- including their opinions of Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 2015-10-1939 minMOATAIFMOATAIFShy Shy Longbottom | MOATAIF (Episode 8)Originally aired October 4, 2015.  In which Zach hires a psychic medium to talk with Latrisha regarding the return of RJ Quillen, and Zach and Brianna Nichol Ragan discuss country music.2015-10-0429 minMOATAIFMOATAIFDicks R Us | MOATAIF (Episode 7)In which Zach and RJ each tell the story of their first masturbation.2015-09-2725 minMOATAIFMOATAIFGhostly Séance | MOATAIF (Episode 6)In which Zach and RJ make contact with a spirit that is haunting Zach's room. Then, RJ explains how he quit Pizza Hut, and the duo discuss future projects on AZ00. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available. 2015-09-2130 minMOATAIFMOATAIFZach's Antagonist | MOATAIF (Episode 5)In which Zach reveals the identity of his life's Antagonist. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Rick Perry leaving the 2016 Presidential field and Zach tells RJ about his Pizza Hut pizza and pop stealing misadventures. _____ "Bink" Car Destruction Video: https://bit.ly/38GREHe _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!2015-09-1440 minMOATAIFMOATAIFCharacter Study | MOATAIF (Episode 4)In which Zach and RJ discuss Zach's fear of turning 20, RJ's dildo sex dream and the life and times of former Grammy winning blues artist, Alimony Sanchez. _____ "Alimony Sanchez" Video: https://bit.ly/3DJqH44 _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 2015-09-071h 04MOATAIFMOATAIFThe RVA Blues | MOATAIF (Episode 3)In which Zach and RJ discuss their affection for and collection of vinyl records. Then, Zach tells of the horror story that was his recent family vacation to Virginia. 2015-09-0132 minMOATAIFMOATAIFWatchMojo | MOATAIF (Episode 2)In which Zach and RJ reveal their top ten TV shows, movies, and record albums in a nod to WatchMojo. _____ Mariah Carey's Awful Performance: https://bit.ly/2WENYD6 _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 2015-08-231h 16MOATAIFMOATAIFPizza Hut & Politics | MOATAIF (Episode 1)In the first episode of MOATAIF, Zach and RJ discuss their mutual hatred for their jobs at Pizza Hut and the Republican Party, then, talk a bit about their upcoming projects.2015-08-1731 min