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AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاGEN X AFGHANS in America ft. BlueHairFitness | AwJiz Boys PodcastUnedited/Raw Full Episode here: www.PATREON.COM/AwJizBoysMeet BlueHairFitness — a Gen X Afghan who grew up in the Bay and lives at the intersection of comedy, fitness, and cultural nuance.From club nights and crushes to navigating identity, tattoos, and family expectations, we unpack the unique experience of being an older Afghan-American man in modern America. We also get into how Afghans age (spoiler: better than most), why appearance matters more than reality today, and how politeness can hide all sins in immigrant families.✨ Topics covered:2025-05-2409 min
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانها100 men beating off to 1 gorilla is possible | Happy Mothers DayIn Episode 38, the AwJiz Boys return post-Ramadan with an unfiltered, hilarious, and often eyebrow-raising dive into everything from cereal-induced celibacy to modern masculinity. Dauood and Kane reflect on sexual discipline during Ramadan, the confusing innocence of childhood misunderstandings around virginity, and the absurd historical origins of Kellogg’s cereal. The duo also discuss the shifting standards of attraction, the rise of the “fit ugly guy,” and how men process breakups long after the relationship ends. With references to classic comedies like Daddy Daycare and National Security, plus sharp commentary on Anora and Sing Sing, this episod...2025-05-111h 08
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاDauood Naimyar Europe Comedy Tour | Afghans eating international FoodThe AwJiz Boys dive into everything from Afghan food preferences to international comedy stages! Comedian Dauood Naimyar shares wild stories from his Europe Comedy Tour, performing in cities like London, Amsterdam, and Antwerp. From late-night kebabs to tattoo sessions with an Afghan artist in the Netherlands, it's a ride through identity, food, and funny encounters abroad.🗣️ Featured Topics:"I've never been to Red Lobster... lobster is just a giant cockroach."Afghan takes on sushi, ramen, sashimi bowls, and lemon cakeCracking up over "halal by default" seafood and t...2025-05-0259 min
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاSalams App Nightmare | Afghan womens criteria for datingSalams App Nightmare | Afghan womens criteria for dating - DELETE THE APP AwJiz Boys dissect a jaw-dropping experience on the Muslim dating app, Salams. It kicks off with an alleged bombshell: “Salam, the Muslim dating app, it’s actually been bought out by Match and Match is owned by Zionists.” That’s all one host needed to “get off the app because of that.”But it only gets wilder when he shares the moment he matched with an Afghan girl in med school who came with a 25-item husband checklist. And we're not talking...2025-04-1259 min
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاRule Breakers Movie Review | Afghan Robotics Film by Angel StudiosRule BreakersIn a nation where educating girls is seen as rebellion, a visionary woman dares to teach young minds to dream. When their innovation draws global attention, their success sparks hope—and opposition. As threats loom and sacrifices are made, their courage and unity ignite a movement that could forever transform the world.Hey Afghans, let's get Luchak with the AwJiz Boys! You are watching the Awjiz Boys Show!Join our Patreon at www.PATREON.COM/AwJizBoysWhat happens when two Af...2025-03-2958 min
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاNowruz Mubarak to Afghans Celebrating Persian New YearThe episode kicks off with an unexpected deep dive into Macklemore vs. Kendrick Lamar, where one of the hosts defends The Heist as a better album than Good Kid, M.A.A.D City. This leads to a heated debate about industry bias, Grammy snubs, and why Drake gets so much unnecessary hate despite dominating streaming numbers.From there, the conversation takes a sharp turn into religion and fasting, with the hosts sharing their personal Ramadan experiences—resisting temptation, non-Muslims trying fasting as a trend, and whether fasting should include self-discipline beyond food. The discussion gets wild wh...2025-03-221h 08
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاRamadan with AwJiz Boys and we went to Suhoor FestIn this special Ramadan episode, the AwJiz Boys dive deep into what it’s like fasting as an Afghan, mixing personal experiences with their signature unfiltered humor. The episode kicks off with a wild discussion about self-control, testosterone levels, and whether sinning has an expiration date. From there, the conversation turns to past Ramadan struggles—watching others eat while fasting, resisting cravings, and debating whether facing temptation makes the experience more rewarding.The discussion swerves into unexpected territory, covering everything from attending strip clubs for “discipline” to questioning why there’s no tea on the table during the podcast. There’s al...2025-03-141h 03
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاhow to make the perfect hot dog with Dauood Naimyar not glizzy | Hot Cheetos are secretly haramDauood Naimyar and Kane, are back with another unhinged episode of AwJiz Boys, tackling the great glizzy debate. What makes the perfect hot dog? Are Hot Cheetos secretly haram? And why were some kids more afraid of pork than drugs?This episode is equal parts hilarious and educational (kind of). The boys break down everything from childhood food trauma to the psychology of short guys—and, of course, the sacred art of making the ultimate hot dog. Expect wild takes, cultural insights, and way too much passion about processed meats....2025-03-0656 min
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاAfghans are Domestic Abuse Victims sometimes | TRIGGER WARNINGIn this raw and unfiltered episode, we dive into the harsh reality of domestic abuse in Afghan communities. From personal experiences to societal norms, we discuss the complexities surrounding domestic violence, generational trauma, and the ways abuse has been normalized in certain cultures.
⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains discussions about domestic abuse, violence, and sensitive topics. Viewer discretion is advised.
We tackle tough questions, share personal stories, and explore the difficult truth about how domestic abuse is often overlooked or excused. From the impact of abusive fathers to the controversial notion of discipline, we lay it all on the tabl...2025-02-051h 06
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاHollywood Hates Afghan Actors | Afghan Actors in American Movies - United States of Al ReviewIn Episode 30 of the AwJiz Boys Podcast, we dive deep into the surprising reality of Afghan representation in Hollywood. From "Iron Man" to "The Kite Runner," why are Afghans so rarely cast as themselves? We break down the roles Afghans have been given (or not), the dominance of Iranian actors in Afghan roles, and what this says about the industry.
Plus, we play a hilarious game of "Guess the Ethnicity," exploring the backgrounds of actors who’ve portrayed Afghans.
Hey Afghans, let's get Luchak with the AwJiz Boys! You are watching the Aw...2025-01-121h 06
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاAfghan Christmas Without Fahim AnwarIn Afghan Christmas Without Fahim Anwar, we discuss everything from Afghan traditions and holiday controversies to nostalgic internet moments that shaped a generation.
We kick things off by reminiscing about where we were during pivotal moments like September 11th, 2001, and the rise of Afghan internet culture in the mid-2000s, featuring the iconic video by Fahim Anwar. We analyze the impact of his comedy and its reception in Afghan and non-Afghan communities. Was it for us, for them, or just for laughs?
Next, we jump into hot debates about cultural practices and capitalism. The team...2024-12-251h 09
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاTuTi TV Gala in San Jose ExposedTuTi Media, LLC, the parent company of TuTi, Afghanistan's premier streaming platform, also operates TuTi Events, an event management division dedicated to organizing cultural and entertainment events that celebrate and promote Afghan and regional arts. TuTi Events has been instrumental in hosting significant gatherings, such as the annual TuTi Gala, which brings together artists, musicians, and cultural enthusiasts to honor the richness of Afghan culture.
The 3rd Annual TuTi Gala, held on October 19, 2024, at the San Jose Civic in San Jose, California, exemplified this mission. The evening featured a red carpet reception, live performances, and opportunities for attendees to...2024-12-161h 12
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاAfghanistan’s Taliban hate BBCIn this episode of AwJiz Boys, Kane and Dauood dive headfirst into a whirlwind of topics, starting with the challenges Afghan men and women face when navigating traditional clothing in modern situations—like using the bathroom. Channeling George Costanza from Seinfeld for maximum efficiency.
The conversation takes a hard pivot to hip-hop, paying homage to Chamillionaire, the Mixtape Messiah himself. The duo geek out over his legendary mixtape series, discussing how he redefined the music industry with innovative business moves, including 360 deals and investing in tech after his "Ridin’ Dirty" success. They break down Cham...2024-12-061h 00
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاAfghan-American Community Organization EXPOSEDIn this revealing exposé episode of AwJiz Boys, the hosts reflect on their personal experiences with the Afghan-American Community Organization (AACO), formerly known as the Afghan-American Conference. They discuss their initial interactions with the organization, their controversial contributions to its events, and the feedback and backlash they received.
About Afghan-American Community Organization:The Afghan-American Community Organization is a nonprofit organization dedicated to fostering growth, education, and engagement within the Afghan-American diaspora. The organization provides platforms for community members to connect, discuss cultural and professional topics, and promote civic participation. It organizes conferences and events t...2024-11-241h 32
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاlove is blind habibi reunion reviewAwJiz Boys kick off this episode with a hilarious dive into "Love is Blind Habibi," a show they just started binge-watching and can’t help but relate to on so many levels. They point out that Afghans and Arabs share a ton of cultural quirks, so it’s no surprise that a show like this is popular with the Habibis. The concept? It’s like chatting up an Afghan girl and promising her the American dream via a green card – no looks, just talk, and a vision of something better on the other side.
"Love is Blind Habibi"...2024-11-1756 min
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاAfghans for Kamala Harris vs. Donald Trump ft. Joseph M. AzamIn Episode 24 of Afghans for Kamala Harris vs. Donald Trump, the AwJiz Boys dive deep into the political landscape ahead of the 2024 U.S. election.
Joined by Joseph M. Azam, a prominent Afghan-American lawyer and advocate, the AwJiz Boys explore Kamala Harris’s political journey, from her beginnings in law school to her rise as a significant political figure. Joseph shares his personal experiences and reflections on Harris’s role as a prosecutor, the criticisms she has faced for her tough-on-crime stance, and her advocacy for Afghan communities after the U.S. withdrawal from Afghanistan in 2021.
Th...2024-10-2354 min
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاAfghan Wedding Knife Dance ft. Hosnah SafiAwJiz Boys chat with Hosnah Safi, an Afghan-American model, violinist, and advocate for Afghan culture and mental health. Hosnah shares insights into Afghan traditions, including the exciting Afghan Wedding Knife Dance—where the bride’s closest friend or relative dances with a knife, and the groom must pay to "buy" the knife for the cake cutting. The playful negotiation is a highlight of Afghan weddings, and Hosnah walks us through its cultural significance and fun nuances.
Throughout the episode, Hosnah also opens up about her personal experiences growing up as a tomboy in a traditional Afghan household, and...2024-10-131h 26
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاSex Education for AfghanistanIn the "Sex Education for Afghanistan" episode, the AwJiz Boys dive into a frank discussion about the complexities and taboos surrounding sex education within the Afghan community. They tackle the misconceptions and the often humorous reality of learning about sex in a conservative setting. One standout moment is when they discuss the unspoken rules about love and attraction, mentioning, "Just because you love somebody doesn't mean they have to reciprocate... It's a reality of life" .
They also touch upon how romantic gestures and expressions of love are perceived differently based on one's upbringing and cultural background, humorously noting how...2024-10-021h 10
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاare you living a double life (afghan edition)In this insightful episode of the AwJiz Boys podcast, the hosts delve into the complexities of balancing dual identities within the Afghan community, particularly focusing on the challenges of doing business with fellow Afghans. They explore the cultural nuances and personal experiences that often lead to a hesitancy in mixing business with personal life, especially within their own community.
The AwJiz Boys share compelling stories about the difficulties they have faced when engaging in business with other Afghans, emphasizing a common sentiment of mistrust and the tendency to "bite each other's hands," metaphorically speaking. This discussion opens...2024-09-221h 06
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاwe attended the Afghan American conference in San DiegoAFGHAN-AMERICAN CONFERENCE (AAC)
AAC is an annual, nationwide three-day conference for young community leaders to engage in meaningful dialogue, grow professionally, and build relationships. In 2014, eight Afghan-Americans pioneered what the diaspora lacked for years: a safe space for candid discussions about the issues most pertinent to us. Historically, our community came together almost exclusively in social settings, however, none of these gatherings were conducive to serious discussions about the state of our community. Too often, taboo topics were swept under the proverbial Afghan rug and never approached. AAC is equal parts professional, cultural, spiritual, social, and personal. The holistic...2024-09-081h 34
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاAfghans are Asian Alpha Males ft. Nadeem HamidyIn the episode titled "Afghans are Asian Alpha Males ft. Nadeem Hamidy," the conversation dives into various topics around masculinity, fitness, and personal experiences.
Nadeem discusses his struggles with self-esteem, his early interactions with women after moving to L.A., and his journey of self-discovery. He shares candid insights about dealing with anxiety in romantic settings and using testosterone for performance enhancement, discussing both the benefits and the psychological impacts.
Key discussions in the episode include the challenges young men face in altering their physical appearance and the societal pressures they navigate.
Nadeem...2024-09-011h 54
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاLegal Advice (Afghan Edition) ft. Elmira YousufiIn the episode titled "Legal Advice (Afghan Edition)" featuring Elmira Yousufi, the AwJiz Boys delve into a range of legal topics relevant to the Afghan community and beyond, blending serious legal insights with their signature humorous style. The discussion kicks off with an exploration of immigration and the legal adjustments required when young international men alter their ages on immigration documents, which can lead to peculiar scenarios in educational settings.
Elmira shares detailed insights on various legal processes, such as how criminal cases are approached from a defense perspective, emphasizing the complexity and the...2024-08-251h 31
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاTaliban are Afghan billionairesIn the episode titled "Taliban are Afghan Billionaires," the AwJiz Boys delve into a light-hearted discussion on the quirks and challenges of navigating cultural identities, focusing on the humorous discrepancies that occur when international students manipulate their ages on immigration papers. This leads to amusing situations where significantly older students find themselves mingling with much younger classmates, prompting the AwJiz Boys to joke about the surreal nature of a thirty-year-old claiming to be sixteen.
The conversation shifts to a comedic analysis of the cultural impact of various international foods, with the hosts playfully debating...2024-08-181h 31
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاThe Afghan Stars ft. burqasandbeer & Diz WaziriIn the episode titled "The Afghan Stars," the dialogue probes deeply into cultural and social issues. It begins with a compelling look at spirituality, examining how personal beliefs reconcile with public narratives of religion. This inquiry paves the way for discussions on identity, particularly the challenges of preserving Afghan traditions in a globalized context.
The conversation also delves into gender dynamics, addressing the professional obstacles faced by Afghan women and the skepticism they encounter. Additionally, the episode explores the authenticity of therapeutic relationships, questioning the genuine nature of care when it involves monetary transactions.
A...2024-08-111h 59
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاFilipino Comedian Loves to eat ft. Andrew OrolfoIn the episode titled "Filipino Comedian Loves to Eat ft. Andrew Orolfo" from the "AwJiz Boys" podcast, hosts Dauood and Kane dive into a rich dialogue with comedian Andrew Orolfo, exploring the intersections of food, culture, and comedy. The episode kicks off with Andrew discussing his passion for Filipino and Korean cuisines, humorously declaring, "I can eat kimchi with anything!" which sets the tone for a light-hearted yet insightful conversation.
As the discussion unfolds, Andrew shares anecdotes about his first encounters with Afghan culture, bringing a comedic perspective to cultural nuances and the quirks of assimilation. The...2024-08-041h 24
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاAfghan HospitalityIn Today's episode of AwJiz Boys called "Afghan Hospitality," Dauood and Kane delve into the nuances of Afghan culture, emphasizing the traditional and modern complexities of hospitality within their community. The episode starts with a discussion on adapting to hot climates and the ingenious ways Afghans keep cool, followed by a light-hearted debate on the merits of fans versus air conditioning in Afghanistan. They touch on the concept of maintaining cool indoor spaces as a form of social status.
The conversation shifts to reflect on technological advancements in Afghanistan during the '90s, followed by a discussion...2024-07-221h 26
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاMen may cry [ sad episode ]In today's episode, "Men may cry," Dauood and Kane engage in a deep and emotional conversation with Yama, focusing on the recent passing of his father. The episode delves into the responsibilities and emotional toll of handling funeral arrangements and cemetery issues amidst personal grief. Yama shares his struggle to find moments for self-reflection and mourning, reflecting on the cherished memories that bring both laughter and tears. The discussion is an honest exploration of coping with loss, highlighting the importance of remembrance and the complexities of handling practical aspects of death within a cultural context.
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AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاBay Area vs Sacramento ft. The Dimah PodcastIn this episode of the "AwJiz Boys," Dauood and Kane join Nila and Adise from The Dimah Podcast for a rich discussion on Afghan culture and personal experiences. They delve into Afghan cuisine, emphasizing vegetarian options, and touch on health trends like fasting and medical aesthetics, including treatments abroad. The conversation covers the cultural significance of Afghan music and explores deep topics like the essence of Afghan identity and the balance between religion and cultural norms.
Nila discusses the beauty industry's challenges and opportunities, highlighting the entrepreneurial spirit among Afghan women. Meanwhile, Adise shares a quirky anecdote about a...2024-07-071h 41
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاBeing Afghan is exhausting [ full episode ]In this episode of 'Being Afghan is Exhausting,' Dauood and Kane explore the importance of understanding and fulfilling your role to achieve long-term goals. They dive into the fascinating world of non-Afghan movie stars who have found immense popularity in Afghanistan, such as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jean-Claude Van Damme. The conversation then shifts to trusted Afghan remedies that promise to cure what ails you.
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What happens when two Afghans get together? Usually...2024-06-301h 29
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاCalifornia to Afghanistan [ Full Episode ]In this episode of the AwJiz Boys, titled "California to Afghanistan," Dauood and Kane discuss the challenges of being an introverted Afghan and the community expectations surrounding traditional Afghan outfits versus suits at weddings. They also talk about dancing with male friends to Mast songs during family gatherings. Despite the drama and nonsense, they emphasize the importance of being together, sharing moments over traditional Dough.
The episode then transitions into a conversation with Pashtoon Goon, aka Yamah Sameer. Having recently returned from Afghanistan, Pashtoon shares the cities he visited and his experiences trying non-Afghan foods, such as...2024-06-261h 51
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاThe Heart of Asia [ Full Episode ]In this episode of "The Heart of Asia," Dauood and Kane dive into a lively and often humorous exploration of cultural practices, digital influence, and intimate topics that resonate within and beyond the Afghan community. They begin by discussing traditional elements of Afghan comedy, highlighting how cross-dressing is used as a comedic device, reflecting deeper cultural narratives about identity.The duo also critiques the impact of notable digital influencers, focusing on FouseyTube's unique blend of comedy and personal storytelling, and how it shapes perceptions among viewers globally.
They extend this discussion to the multi-talented Childish Gambino, admiring his ability to...2024-06-251h 19
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاEid Mubarak to Non-Scammers [ Full Episode ]In today's episode of "Eid Mubarak to Non-Scammers," Kane and Dauood delve into the profound realization of the impact of lying and manipulation. Kane reminisces about a childhood experience that made him fall in love with swings, while Dauood recounts an encounter with a pregnant woman after one of his shows. Both hosts advocate for a world where honesty prevails, and the fear of judgment is absent.
The discussion then pivots to scammers within the community, condemning those who exploit their own for personal gain. They humorously suggest that if one must scam, they should target the...2024-06-161h 24
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاWestern Afghan Men going to Afghanistan for a wifeKane and Dauood delve into the trend of Afghan men in the West returning to Afghanistan to find wives. They explore how these men bring their new brides to the West on marriage visas, a practice that has become more prevalent as societal and familial pressures push them to connect with their cultural roots through marriage. Data suggests that a significant number of Afghan men view this approach as a way to preserve cultural values and ensure a traditional household, often underestimating the complexities of cultural adaptation and personal compatibility.
Kane and Dauood discuss the stark realities these women...2024-06-0806 min
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاGay Musicians are ruining Afghanistan during Pride MonthKane and Dauood tackle the heated issue of LGBTQ+ public figures on social media, focusing sharply on the controversy that has erupted around gay Afghan musicians like Najib Faizi during Pride Month. With Pride celebrations casting a spotlight on these artists, Najib Faizi, in particular, has become a polarizing figure. His attempts to integrate traditional Afghan sounds with contemporary pop have not only fallen flat but have sparked outrage across the Afghan and broader Middle Eastern communities.
It’s Pride Month, a time meant for celebration and reflection on progress, yet here we are, grappling with the dissonance created by...2024-06-0606 min
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاGay Afghans love comments [ Full Episode ]Dauood is back in the Bay after his show in the UK, where he delved into the type of comedy that is popular across the pond and even got into a scuffle with a drunken audience member at the comedy bar.
In this episode of the AwJiz Boys, titled "Gay Afghans Love Comments," Dauood and Kane tackle the complex topic of being gay in the Afghan community and explore why homophobia is often viewed positively within this cultural context. They ask, "Why does it matter?" The conversation then shifts to the well-known Afghan figure, Najib Faizi, an...2024-06-021h 31
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاComedian crowd work with a Dominatrix DogComedian crowd work with a Dominatrix Dog
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Born with a foreign name in an American country (America), Dauood Muhammad Naimyar learned the value of assimilating at a very young age. Because of this, he tried his best to not be different but failed at every encounter. Once he embraced his eccentric point of view, he saw the humor...2024-05-2903 min
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاAfghan Women Need Education ft. burqasandbeer [ Full Episode ]In this episode, Kane and Dauood start by tackling the sensitive topic of Afghan divorces and the stigmas associated with dating someone who has been in a previous public relationship that ended in what the Afghan community often views as failure. They explore the challenges individuals face in picking themselves up after a breakup or divorce, emphasizing that these experiences are often crucial parts of the journey toward self-discovery and finding a truly compatible partner.
As the conversation unfolds, we are delighted to welcome Madina Wardak, a passionate advocate for mental health and the first Afghan blogger. Madina, the...2024-05-261h 25
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاAfghans on Acid, Molly and ShroomsIn this clip from AwJiz Boys Episode 4 - "Muslims on Drugs," Dauood and Kane discuss their experiences with legal recreational drugs (if you are under 18, please close this video now). The duo shares both the positive and negative effects of the drugs they've tried, suggesting that perhaps Afghans could benefit from a psychedelic experience in a controlled environment. This episode does not address substances like heroin or crack, nor does it delve into drug addiction; instead, it’s a light conversation about safe, recreational drug use at places like Coachella or in more casual settings.
Let's get Luchak with th...2024-05-2410 min
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاMuslims on Drugs [ Full Episode ]In today's episode, Dauood recalls his former career as a banker, dishing out financial advice before making the leap into comedy. The conversation then shifts to a lighter topic as we discuss Middle Eastern men's preference for fuller-figured women; ladies, no need to hit the gym, just head to the nearest hookah bar!
Dauood and Kane also share their thoughts on cosmetic enhancements, openly admitting their preference for women who've had work done over natural looks.The discussion takes a wild turn into high-stakes topics, including the controversial origins of AIDS and speculative connections to Disney. We also dive into...2024-05-211h 37
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاBBL Drizzzy inspired my Afghan Father to get work done (now my friends know)Dauood and Kane speak on a very serious matter that is affecting men and women worldwide. It's not the lack of gluteus maximus muscle, although one can argue that development of the posterior chain can lead to a healthier lifestyle. They discuss family members feeling ashamed of their medical aesthetic work, such as a BBL. However, everyone can see that their buttocks are now much larger while the rest of the body has stayed the same. Proportionally speaking, it looks like something is off. Are you Afghan, or are you a human of some kind? If you've had work done...2024-05-2005 min
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاAnti-Israel College Protests vs Free Afghanistan MovementDauood and Kane discuss the anti-Israel protests currently happening across colleges worldwide. Is this a positive or negative thing? It is clear that Gen Z is the most politically aware generation, but are they right to support Palestine instead of Israel—the land of some of the most beautiful and smartest people known to man? Should we all support Israel's goal of becoming the biggest powerhouse in the Middle East and also in Europe, especially since Israel must be allowed to enter Eurovision as well?
Let's get Luchak with the AwJiz Boys! You are wa...2024-05-1712 min
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاAfghans are Broken Inside [ Full Episode ]In this episode of the AwJiz Boys podcast, hosts Dauood and Kane tackle the complex world of relationships, sharing insights from their own experiences. They discuss the telltale signs it might be time to move on from a relationship and offer advice gleaned from their successes and failures in the dating scene.
The episode also delves into cultural discussions, such as why some Afghans are secretive about undergoing Brazilian Butt Lifts (BBLs) and other cosmetic procedures, claiming natural results. The hosts explore the stigma associated with admitting to cosmetic enhancements within the Afghan community and draw parallels to men using...2024-05-121h 16
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاComedian Meets MARTHA from Baby Reindeer in CaliforniaDauood, an Afghan American Canadian, encountered a peculiar situation similar to a "baby reindeer" scenario when he performed at a club in Pleasanton, California. A woman from the audience, who referred to herself as "the fat lady," not only fell in love with Dauood during the show but also stalked him on social media afterwards to show her affection, which we appreciate. Additionally, a random follower created a fake account and began commenting and liking all his posts, mirroring the Netflix show "Baby Reindeer," where the character Martha is obsessed with the comedian Richard Gadd. In "Baby Reindeer," the...2024-05-1205 min
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاIntroverted AFGHANS should not kiss the elder's hand [Snippet]Dauood and Kane discuss the commonalities between modern Afghans and FOB Afghans, but they get sidetracked discussing the custom of kissing the hands of elders. Should you kiss the hands of random elders you don't know because of social pressure? Also, what if you have anxiety but still need to greet everyone at Maymonis... bruh.
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What happens when two Afghans get together? Usually, just a bunch of nonsense. Join hosts Dauood and Kane as they delve into the...2024-05-1106 min
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاShould Afghan Trans Muslims wear a HiJAB [Snippet]Dauood and Kane openly discuss trans women who identify as Muslim. Should these trans women wear hijabs, or are they still treated differently in Afghanistan or other countries where the hijab is a requirement? Perhaps they are not enforced to wear a hijab because the society of that Muslim country does not view trans women as women who need to follow the rules of Islam. We make jokes, but it’s a legitimate question. We understand that there are many trans people worldwide, and a lot of trans Muslims wear the hijab today, but is there a rule that we...2024-05-0806 min
AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاFailed Doctors [ Full Episode ]In today's episode, Kane and Dauood explore the importance of career in Afghan culture, emphasizing how a prestigious job must elevate family status to gain parental approval, if that matters to you. The AwJiz Boys also delve into the topic of burqas within Afghan culture, questioning whether Afghanistan should allow all styles, including those with Philly Flyer patterns or more novel designs.
Additionally, they discuss sexual health, covering topics such as sperm count checks at fertility clinics and the necessity of always carrying triple-A batteries.
Lastly, they address the tradition of respecting elders in the...2024-05-051h 18
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What happens when two Afghans get together? Usually, just a bunch of nonsense. Join hosts Dauood and Kane as they delve into the vibrant quirks of the Afghan community, sparking conversations and (hopefully) laughs along the way.
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Join Dauood and Kane as they navigate a whirlwind of topics in this episode. They start with Ramadan and Eid celebrations, discussing everything from daily rituals to vibrant community events.
Then, they delve into delicate topics like the correct terminology for people with dwarfism and the niche world of LP porn. The conversation shifts to the challenges faced by strong, athletic women, known as "muscle mommies," in relationships.
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Additionally, Dauood and Kane share their personal preferences dating preferences and discuss what they admire and what they don’t.
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What happens when two Afghans get together? Usually, just a bunch of nonsense. Join hosts Dauood and Kane as they delve into the vibrant quirks of the Afghan community, sparking conversations and (hopefully) laughs along the way.
This podcast is for mature audiences (18+), as it contains adult themes and discussions.
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AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاThe AwJiz Boys [ Season Trailer ]What happens when two Afghans get together? Usually, just a bunch of nonsense. Join hosts Dauood and Kane as they delve into the vibrant quirks of the Afghan community, sparking conversations and (hopefully) laughs along the way.
This podcast is for mature audiences (18+), as it contains adult themes and discussions.
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AwJiz Boys Podcast | 🇦🇫 عاجز افغانهاSuhoor Fest & UK Muslims vs Afghans [Snippet]In this episode, join hosts Dauood and Kane as they delve into Ramadan, the experiences of Afghan Muslims, Suhoor fest, UK Afghans, Muslims on Twitter, and Eid Mubarak celebrations.
What happens when two Afghans get together? Usually, just a bunch of nonsense. Join hosts Dauood and Kane as they delve into the vibrant quirks of the Afghan community, sparking conversations and (hopefully) laughs along the way.
This podcast is for mature audiences (18+), as it contains adult themes and discussions.
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