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Does This Make My Ash Look Big?Shoot It All To HellYour unhinged hosts are back and fully off the rails. We start with a wild dive into the world of cremation and ammunition—yes, you can turn ashes into bullets—and then abruptly pivot to more pressing matters: the logistics of being on the field at a football game this September and whether "hot cop" will be there. Chaos reigns, tangents fly, and nothing is safe from our cremation-fueled commentary. Buckle up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2025-07-2428 minDoes This Make My Ash Look Big?One Small Step for Man, One Giant Yeet for My UrnIn this episode of Does This Make My Ash Look Big?, we blast off into the world of space burial; yep, launching your ashes into orbit like a final mic drop. We talk about the companies that’ll shoot your remains into the stars, the cost of cosmic cremation, and why some people want their final resting place to be off the planet. Then we pivot to bucket lists: the good, the bad, and the basic. From football games to traveling the world, we dive into the stuff people swear they want to do before they die, and which ones ar...2025-07-1030 minDoes This Make My Ash Look Big?Heavenly Birthdays and Fiery GoodbyesIt’s America’s birthday week, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how; with a brief history of cremation, a deep dive into the strange world of Facebook birthday wishes, and maybe a hot dog or two…or not? Do you still post on walls like it’s 2012, or are you a silent scroller? From ashes to awkward online etiquette, we’ve got birthday vibes, fire facts, and a little chaos to light up your week. Tune in for an episode that is all over the map. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2025-07-0329 minDoes This Make My Ash Look Big?He Scattered Grandma's Ashes at Coachella.....Major Irk, Part 2In this continuation of last week’s episode, we dive back into the world of icks and red flags; the little things people do that make us run away. We discuss oddly specific turn-offs and unpack the things that either give us life or send us running. It’s all judgment, laughs, and maybe a little self-reflection. Cremation talk takes a backseat in this one, but don’t worry, the ashes are never far from our minds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2025-06-2625 minDoes This Make My Ash Look Big?He Scattered Grandma's Ashes at Coachella.....Major IckWe kick things off with ashes and authority, diving into where you definitely shouldn’t scatter cremains (no matter how good the view is). From Disney rides to protected lands, we talk about the strange, strict, and sometimes surprising rules around ash dumping. It’s educational… in a “please don’t get arrested” kind of way. Continue listening for a break down of the red flags, green flags, and those beige flags that just leave you blinking. And just when you thought we couldn’t get more controversial, we tackle indoor meat cooking. Is it a culinary love...2025-06-1931 minDoes This Make My Ash Look Big?Ashholes with PolesIn this reel-y special episode, we welcome Chelsea’s brother James to the pod! We dive into the bizarre world of turning cremains into fish food and bait—because why not haunt the lake and the bass? We swap fish stories, talk about the ethics (or lack thereof) of feeding Grandpa to a trout, and then switch gears to a nostalgia-fueled throwback of '90s movies and TV shows we wish we could revive. It’s ashes, angling, and Are You Afraid of the Dark? all rolled into one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2025-06-1241 minDoes This Make My Ash Look Big?Gushers, Tamagotchis, and Tattooing CremainsIn this episode of Does This Make My Ash Look Big?, we’re diving deep into two things that leave a lasting impression—90s nostalgia and permanent body art made from cremains. We talk about the rising trend of tattooing a loved one’s ashes into your skin. Is it beautiful, creepy, or both? You decide. Then we switch gears to talk about all the things from the 90s and early 2000s we miss; can we incorporate ashes into any of it? From Gushers and Tamagotchis to Lisa Frank folders and the trauma of dial-up internet, we reminisce about the weird...2025-06-0547 minDoes This Make My Ash Look Big?Slapshots and Sudsy Send-OffsIn this episode, we bring Mom and Dad in to lace up our skates and slide into a conversation about hockey husbands, water cremation, and the oddly specific logistics of post-mortem wishes. What happens when you want your ashes spread on a mountaintop, but your loved ones are not about that uphill life? Could a well-placed cannon blast get the job done? We explore the possibilities of airborne ash distribution.Somewhere between discussing the science of aquamation and the dedication of hockey spouses, we manage to keep things light, weird, and just morbid enough. And, of...2025-04-0344 minDoes This Make My Ash Look Big?We're Harvesting Brains and Cutting Our Arms OffThis week on Does This Make My Ash Look Big?, we chat about the harrowing brain harvesting operation in Bucksport, Maine, and why did it stop at brains?Then, things take a dramatic turn as we discuss the very real possibility of losing our hands in a hostage situation. How would we adapt? Would we get cool bionic hands or just learn to work with stumps? How many friends would we lose? So many questions, so few answers.And, of course, we couldn’t get through an episode without complaining about the actual mo...2025-03-2733 minDoes This Make My Ash Look Big?Shamrocks, Shenanigans, and Sprouting from the DeadIn this episode we explore the green side of going out — from turning ashes into trees to getting shamrocked on St. Patrick's Day. Ever wondered if becoming a tree is the ultimate "going green"? Or if drunk leprechauns would even notice a tree growing from your urn? We dig into the logistics of life after cremation and St. Paddy's party shenanigans. Grab a Guinness, brace for bad puns, and join us as we plant seeds of wisdom (or is it wisdom?) in this irreverent, unanswerable journey. Cheers to death, dirt, and debauchery! 🌳☘️💀 Hosted on Acast. See a...2025-03-2044 minDoes This Make My Ash Look Big?Put Us in a Glass Coffin so The World Can See Us Holding HandsThis week, we’re joined by Chelsea’s brother for a wild ride through post-mortem possibilities—because why just settle for cremation when you can be displayed in a glass coffin or frozen for future generations? We debate the pros and cons of being cryogenically frozen (is it science or just wishful thinking?) and the undeniable power move of having a statue erected in THE parklet.We also get Justin's advice on touristy things to do in D.C., COME ON - would it be death planning without a little sightseeing?Tune in for absurd...2025-03-1341 minDoes This Make My Ash Look Big?Cosmos and Cremation: A Winning CombinationIn the sixth episode of Does This Make My Ash Look Big?, Bailey and Chelsea are joined by their friends Holly and Morgan for a laugh-out-loud conversation about post-mortem wishes that’s equal parts hilarious and oddly heartwarming. The crew dives into how Holly and Morgan want their bodies handled—with some unexpected and amusing twists—while also dishing on the art of acting and the origins of their friendship. From awkward stories to cinematic dreams, this episode is packed with funny moments and the kind of chaotic energy only old friends can bring. Grab your popcor...2025-03-0639 minDoes This Make My Ash Look Big?Cremation Fireworks and the Gravestone Hustle: Death but Make it Chaotic, with Sara and MatthewIn this episode of Does This Make My Ash Look Big?, we’re joined by not one, but TWO special guests for a hilariously morbid deep dive into all things death and beyond. One of our guests owns a monument shop, so naturally, we grill them on the wildest headstone requests they’ve received and what it’s like to sell eternal real estate. Of course, we also chat about their post-mortem wishes—because if anyone has strong opinions about their final send-off, it’s someone in the business!Also tune in for discussion on the ultimate f...2025-03-0346 minDoes This Make My Ash Look Big?Cremation Fireworks and the Gravestone Hustle: Death but Make it Chaotic, with Sara and MatthewIn this episode of Does This Make My Ash Look Big?, we’re joined by TWO special guests for a hilariously morbid deep dive into all things death and beyond. One guest owns a monument sop, so we get the inside scoop on the weirdest headstone requests and what it’s like to help people pick out their forever rock. Of course, we also chat about their post-mortem wishes—because if anyone has opinions on their final send-off, it’s someone in the business!Also tune in for discussion on the ultimate funeral playlist—what song we’d want...2025-02-2746 minDoes This Make My Ash Look Big?Cremate Me, Bury Me, But Don't Make Me Relive My Teen Years with Morgan and SeanIn this episode of Does This Make My Ash Look Big?, we dive into the age-old debate: burial or cremation? We break down the options (without breaking the bank) and chat with special guests about their post-mortem wishes—because planning your final send-off is way more fun than it sounds.Then, just when you thought things couldn’t get more uncomfortable, we take a detour into the most awkward years of our lives: preteen and teen disasters. From bad haircuts to questionable clothing choices, we relive the moments that still haunt us—because if we’re talking...2025-02-2037 minDoes This Make My Ash Look Big?Cremation Station: Next Stop, Anywhere but HereIn this thought-provoking (and maybe slightly morbid) episode, we dive into what happens to the body after death—beyond just the traditional burial. From the fiery finale of cremation to the scientific legacy of body donation and the eerie artistry of plastination, we explore the many ways a body can live on. Plus, for those who dream of a final journey, we talk about unique travel destinations for scattering ashes and places we are DYING to visit, while still on the earth. Whether you're planning ahead or just morbidly curious, this episode is a ride you won’t forget. Host...2025-02-1331 minDoes This Make My Ash Look Big?Take My Kidney, Toast My Body, and Toss Me Off a MountainIn this episode, we explore cremation, organ donation, and the outdoor activities we all pretend to enjoy. We break down facts about organ donation, ask a burning question about cremation, and dive into all the so-called "fun" outdoor activities that are only tolerable when alcohol is involved.As always, stick around until the end for our unanswerable question of the week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2025-02-0638 minDoes This Make My Ash Look Big?Dating While Dealing with Ashes****Please bear with us as we navigate the first few episodes of our podcast; we are still learning!**** A mix of personal storytelling and deep, sometimes uncomfortable topics like cremation creates a unique dynamic. A way of discussing life and death while still navigating the funny, awkward moments that come with modern dating. It’s like looking at life from both the big picture and the everyday small moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2025-02-0121 min