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BallsackeryEpisode 33: A Dick-ish FrankensteinPatty and Justin discuss rogue AI and frolic with dragons in an alternate Tolkien universe...2015-05-211h 54BallsackeryEpisode 32: The Deepest, darkest trenches of shame...Justin and Patty discuss immortal beatles, breaking themselves while drinking, the soulless beauty of Destiny, and the madness of PAX.2014-09-191h 50BallsackeryEpisode 31: "Can you smell the flowers, Miss Billy?"Patty has special bee powers, Justin discusses the beauty of redneck love, and 'Merica!2014-07-101h 21BallsackeryEpisode 30: Outlook f***ing grim...In which Patty gets political and Justin discovers he's a lesbian...2014-05-081h 15BallsackeryEpisode 29: Waxing Poetic/Erotic about Xeno AnatomyPatty catches us up on all of the goings on, including the introduction of "Patty's Fan Fiction Corner"...2014-03-212h 00BallsackeryEpisode 28: Reverse Donkey ExplosionPatty and Justin are joined by special guests Carly and Brandon, to discuss Game of Thrones, Muppets and debauchery...2014-01-061h 42BallsackeryEpisode 27: Backwards-landing plane date with pirate OprahPatty and Justin talk The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, and Patty's torrid love affair with a mermaid...2013-12-181h 29BallsackeryEpisode 26: A cesspool of douchebaggery...Patty gets a break from her stuffy academic life to join Justin for discussions on DC vs. Marvel, the Extra Life charity, and being Internet introverts...2013-11-122h 00BallsackeryEpisode 25: Let's talk about Gravity, baby...Justin and special guest, Elizabeth (Sunny), discuss Gravity, Pacific Rim, and tantric pufferfish sex...2013-10-221h 13BallsackeryEpisode 24: A suckerpunch to the groin...Justin and Patty discuss the epically tragic feels of The Last of Us, and Justin plays with giant robots at PAX Prime 2013.2013-09-201h 41BallsackeryEpisode 23: My feels, there were everywhere...We discuss a Rapturous reunion with the Bioshock Infinite story DLC and Patty gives us a glimpse into her stuffy academic life.2013-08-151h 50BallsackeryEpisode 22: The pool toy has angry eyes...Patty longs for Turian sex and Justin faces the Trial of Archimedes and auditions for Mamma Mia!...2013-07-231h 41BallsackeryEpisode 21: Memento DoryThe triumphant (?) return of Ballsackery, where we discuss Bioshock Infinite, the "console wars," and the proper way to make a sequel to Finding Nemo.2013-07-012h 27BallsackeryEpisode 20: A Loving MolestationWith special guest, Carly! (http://carlyonthemoon.tumblr.com/)
2013-03-262h 29BallsackeryEpisode 19: Patty is so smart, she eats people...Patty discusses her love of all things Hannibal Lecter, and her desire to be just as awesome...2013-02-181h 26BallsackeryEpisode 18: Die Hard with RabbitsIf Die Hard and Watership Down had a baby...2013-01-301h 23BallsackeryEpisode 17: Meadow time with the Splice monster...Those crazy Twilight kids meet the modern day Frankenstein Monster from Splice...
2013-01-181h 54BallsackeryEpisode 16: Tingling with sacrilegeWe get to discussing religion, or in our case, the lack thereof...2013-01-021h 12BallsackeryEpisode 15: Tender hot cuppingWith special guest, Carly! (http://carlyonthemoon.tumblr.com/)2012-12-231h 49BallsackeryEpisode 14: Punching Bilbo in his BagginsDiscussing the finer points of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings...2012-12-141h 11BallsackeryEpisode 13: Do sharks dream of aquatic sheep?Somehow we cross Philip K. Dick with the ocean's greatest predator...2012-11-291h 26
BallsackeryEpisode 12: Escape from Seattle...with zombies!When Escape from New York meets World War Z...2012-11-141h 13BallsackeryEpisode 11: Happy Halloween Everyone!Where we discuss our favorite horror movies, scary games, and slutty costumes...
2012-11-011h 16BallsackeryEpisode 10: Et tu, Tom Bombadil?In which stand-up comedy, Dishonored, and the uselessness of Tom Bombadil are discussed.2012-10-171h 19
BallsackeryEpisode 09: Night of the Living Showgirls!Because who doesn't love a zombie showgirl?!2012-10-031h 33
BallsackeryEpisode 08: The one where Justin is on PercocetJustin tries to recall his experience at PAX Prime 2012, while on Percocet...2012-09-191h 45BallsackeryEpisode 07: The Fem-Spendables!Justin and Patty discuss their dream cast for the all female spin-off of The Expendables...
2012-08-291h 07BallsackeryEpisode 06: The one where Patty's drunk...and lamenting her broken PC.2012-08-151h 19BallsackeryEpisode 05: Gibt mir funf!Where Batman and My Little Pony are discussed, and Justin recalls his high school German classes...
2012-08-101h 55BallsackeryEpisode 04: Misadventures at the doctor's officeJustin recalls his past trips to the doctor's office and the ER...2012-08-1050 minBallsackeryEpisode 03: Repent!The all-apocalypse edition.2012-08-101h 01BallsackeryEpisode 02: Bobby doesn't like boys...Where we discuss Arachnaphiles, pre-historic moths, and the introduction of "Get in my mouth!"2012-08-101h 13BallsackeryEpisode 01: Friends, neighbors, countrymen...This is the inagural episode of Ballsackery...
2012-08-0957 min