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The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastHow To Be A Good Protester: Ep 225We're all back in the studio again! Beave apologizes for his attempt to put an episode out. Midge has the perfect way to stop protesters and how to earn his respect as a protester. Beave loves Iran and thinks they will bring peace to the Middle East. R does R things and talks politics right off the bat and doesn't like social media. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a...2025-06-182h 10The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastNew American Religion: Ep 220The pope dies and R wants to know why people are excited about it. Beave suggest lowering the alter boys age to win pope election. Beave brings us the greatest song ever written by Ye aka Kanye West. We end with how to make America more American. Enjoy the show!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/UZfnemNzN8If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us...2025-05-141h 55The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastBeave's Anal Guide to the Galaxy: Ep 214Midge and Beave bring you some of the most awesome topics in the world! Beave has a step by step guide on anal sex. Lena the Plug and why being a pornstar and having a pornstar for a wife would suck. We have two This or That's and Midge would earn 21 million dollars. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact...2025-03-261h 10The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastUkraine Sluts: Ep 211We slam into high gear immediately talking about sluts and who would suck our dicks harder, Ukrainians or Russians. Beave dissects the recent big dogging by the white house. Midge and Beave go ham about economics. Midge has an idea to stop child molesters and they round it out with video games and KillTony. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at...2025-03-052h 15The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastPessimism: Ep 209Dr. Beave attempts to dive into why Midge is such a fucking pessimist. The jury is in and listen to find out. R gets wordy, Beave yells and Midge dodges self accountability like a Rusike dodging Ukraine's drone grenades. Enjoy the show!!!If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe...2025-02-191h 45The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastAbsolutely No Trespassing: Ep 203Beave recounts how heroic he is for putting his super down and saving lives. Midge really hates people. Tump tower is bombed and we doubt the integrity of the news. Religion is evil and porn is becoming illegal. Midge and Beave debate how to say Nikolai Tesla's name. Beave has the bomber dudes email and reads it in its entirety while R and Midge heckle him. What's better a chess tournament or a chest tournament? Midge gives a brief and loud lesson about supply and demand. R hates people as well, we love our loves and thank god Midge...2025-01-082h 09The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastWar-ons and Nukes: Ep 197LD is with us today, he gets some cheese. Step sisters are fuckable but not half sisters or moms. Our Uncle Dollar doesn't like Japs. Beave binges 3 hours of the fish tank before recording. Midge has the tiniest dick out of his brothers. Reality TV isn't real so says Beave. We talk about our wives and how much of a prepper they are. Two this or That's and more! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a...2024-11-271h 43The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastNot Bootlickers: Ep 189We are literally on our way to the greatest comedy festival ever, Skankfest!!! Beave, R and Midge get it rolling with the Midge whisper. It's 6am on a fucking Saturday, stories range from Midge fighting with his wife over cops, Beave and R getting laid no matter what, a healthy portion of how to act in an airport and to top it off, how much fun money we're taking on our trip! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have...2024-09-251h 51The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastMongo Likes Sex: Ep 180Midge has his dick adhere to his balls. Beave and Midge discuss how freedom week went. Beave makes some of the funniest Mongo impressions Midge has ever heard and Midge complains about his wife. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you...2024-07-171h 10The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastSurviving a Tornado: Ep 174Michigan and most of the Midwest was hammered with Tornados and brutal storms. Beave and Midge recount their survival stories and why idiots stare out the window to see a tornado. Midge has revelations that all people are idiots and Beave makes fun of Stormy. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also...2024-05-1559 minThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastTwo Clicks to the Left: Ep 173Midge is back! Beave and Midge figure out how to tell if you're gay with a simple hypothetical question. Beave slams it into gear an carries the show to infinity and beyond. Beave goes ham on war, twitter spaces and when you can tell that your bitch is leaving you! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod...2024-05-091h 06The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastA night with BeaveTimes are good, times are fast, if you don't have food, you'll get a missile up your ass! - Israel (Probably) Today's episode is a Beave special and has some half assed tunes that he tiredly strums to the audience while mumbling about politics and life. Godspeed you filthy animals. thembmachinepodcast.com2024-05-0229 minThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastDuck Duck Dick: Ep 169Heatstroke is our guest and the name of the game is: how much sexual harm can you handle and not be fucked up. Midge is fairly certain he could've spread his ass and had a dick rubbed on it and been just fine. Beave knows way too much about the anatomy of ducks and R wants to know how to get angry make up sex; if Beave can do it than so can anyone. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate...2024-04-101h 21The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastFrom Russia With Love: Ep 167Beave and Midge are exhausted and vent about the state of the world, Russian plays are a no go, FF7 is amazing and is anime adjacent, and last but certainly not least, Beave cries over a dilapidated alley. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe...2024-03-271h 05The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastBeave Goes to War: Ep 164Beave is a hell of a catch and bitches find out. Midge is under the weather and needs join brought into his life, hence him goading Beave into ranting about politics, talking shit about Jessie Peterson and meandering about how wonderful of a weekend Beave had. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us...2024-03-061h 16The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastPoor Peoples Christmas: Ep 154Beave and Midge are in the studio and topics have a hell of a range. We have a dinner with cops everywhere and Beave sweating the entire time. Midge realizes all uniform wearing individuals are fags. Beave was destined to not be a top tier dick sucker. Parents occasionally gift items for a nice fuck nest. Midge shares his super cool trick to make a grocery trip insanely shorter. The two then discuss what Christmas is like in Hell and branch off to crumpling kids to bring them to God. Beaves messiah Javier Milei is discussed and the future...2023-12-271h 18The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastDeer Christmas Party: Ep 153We have an email and the greatest question ever proposed to humanity given to the dynamic duo of Beave and Midge. We have it all on this episode, Fun God(Beave) lays down the 6ish commandments of fun. Midge kick starts the laughs by stating what a complete breakfast looks like. Beave chats about a official unofficial Christmas Party. R is absent. We have another conspiracy, this one involving deer. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic...2023-12-201h 24The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe Rantings of a Beave: Ep 151Beave flys solo in this episode with a smattering of topics separated by an inconvenient break in the action. He rants about Ginger bangin old bitches and GTA 6 being criticized by the old fogies! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave...2023-12-0629 minThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastBiting on the Joke: Ep 150Beave, R, Midge and Nekkie all sit down for a great chat about seeing your sister naked, how many people would it take to repopulate the earth and Nekkie's dream job! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never...2023-11-291h 25The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastJews and Musies in Space: Ep 148Beave come in hot and fires up the podcast with a rant about work and he feels like everyone has felt about work at some point. We broach the Isreal Palestine conflict and how everyone is wrong. Midge gives Starfield a big maybe play it, maybe don't and we round the episode out with some great Secret Santa ideas! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would...2023-11-151h 17The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastRocky Top Tennessee! Ep 146The Beave & R sit down to talk about life, kids, marriage, dumb fucks in Tennessee and fall weather. Hope you enjoy! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website h...2023-11-011h 09The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastA Jewish Solo: Ep 144On this special solo episode with the Beave he does a spectacular musical piece honoring the fallen in the middle east followed by some wacky and serious news pieces! Hope you're all doing great because the Beave is always good! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a...2023-10-1831 minThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastLeave It: Ep 143We have a bread new guest, Judy, self described heel of the bread and fucking hilarious. Also in the studio is Beave, Midge and fan favorite, Driver. We talk about the best way to convince your woman to cough up the booty, how important it is to get your wife to get off and why being home schooled isn't always the best. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone...2023-10-111h 32The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastCum Cup Charity: Ep 142We're all in the studio and ready to party! How much cum do you produce? We don't care but we will have a contest to see which of the hosts has the most! Charities lead down the path of guberment and why taxes are evil and Midge explodes about it. R would like to point out that weird shit happens on this podcast all the time and Beave doesn't think government should exist! Also, Avatar sucks, Interstellar sucks, Inglorious Bastards is awesome and Tom Cruise is a duplicate. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying...2023-10-042h 00The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastBeetle Pants Job: Ep 141We have a brand new guest! Smiles joins us for non stop laughs and questionable morals. R and Midge give advice on how to deal with shitty co-workers and Beave has a great view of both sides. R is fascinated with killers that use hammers and don't let people suffer. Beave wants an over the pants hand job and he's gonna get one damn it! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think...2023-09-271h 39The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastGin and Jews: Ep 140Beave and Midge go in talking about rappers and come out the other side talking about rapers. Beave yaks away about bachelor party shenanigans, how he has to do a full semester of college to stay a volunteer firefighter and what happens when you put your thumb through your jeans dick hole and your wife sees it. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would...2023-09-201h 12The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastPedophiles vs Racists: Ep 139We have the ultimate debate, is it ok to rape a burglar? The answer might surprise you! Beave blesses us with his infinitely awesome presence and definitely is net neutral in his relationship. Hippies gonna hippie and make your Mackinaw trip fucking miserable. Midge believes everything is easier without a wife and R brings us a kid that "signed" for help but died anyway! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make...2023-09-131h 58The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastAlGore-ithm: Ep 138Nekkie joins us and Beave abandons us to look at boats! We start with a zinger of a bathroom story, led by Midge and we discuss where cum comes from. Roller bladers are gay but not Midge. We talk Brooke Shields, government corruption, terrible interest rates, getting away with murder, all government officials are expendable and should be expended and staging a car hitting an animal. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or...2023-09-061h 57The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastQuadrant C-1: Ep 137We have ranting about our significant others and how we wish we would say what we're thinking. Midge is incoherent from lack of sleep and Beave and R lead the show. R brings up the RNC and how it's a shit show. Beave goes gardening all by his lonesome and Midge has a dirty towel story. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great...2023-08-301h 22The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastGas Station Nazi: Ep 136We are all happily married and want to stay that way. On that note, we talk about what we'd name an island if we owned it. The island in question turns out to be Alcatraz. Beave attempts to plug the newest book he is reviewing. Midge and R go ham and want to know what's the absolute worst scenario a government can put you in. Beave rants about the service industry and buys items from the gas station. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much...2023-08-231h 15The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastPapa Palpatine: Ep 135We have a brand new guest, Ben Dejong(De-young)! Ben has his own podcast, The State 180. Ben is a prominent member of the Libertarian Party, digs aliens and photographs weddings. We discuss what Emperor Palpatine's nuts look like, why and how Ben got involved with politics and how Hitler helped global warming. Midge wishes his wife didn't have a pubic bone and that he had an inch longer dick. Beave goes golfing with his wife and steals two dogs. R hates politics. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want...2023-08-161h 18The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastKid Stomping: Ep 134We put Paul Reubens on the Everything Scale. R is missing in action, so the Beave and Midge talk about needing sleep. If you're in court and you lose then you are fucked by whatever you fought over. I feel asleep during editing and can't remember anything else. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at...2023-08-091h 05The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Bicyclist of the Sea: Ep 130This episode was a banger!!! We have a psycho who wants to get up close with a tiger shark. All podcasts will be going to their own show page, all will still be on the website. Beave mentions the first book we all should read. Midge wants to know what happens if you hear your mom fucking. We celebrate pride month by talking about homophobic black people. Jesus blesses the podcast once again and we discuss how he was conceived. Beave tells how bitches can get a man to go to church. AOC and her nasty feet bring about...2023-07-121h 58The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: A Solo with Beave: Ep 129Welcome to a special episode with the great Beave going solo on guitar! He gets down and jams like a clam, then tells a joke without interruption followed by an incredible analysis of our current political climate. Find us at: thembmachinepodcast.com Twitter: @Midge_crazy @TheBeave072023-07-0533 minThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe Book Stops Here: A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court: Ep 4Mick and The Beave sit down to talk through a book written by Mark Twain in 1889, "A Conneticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court". We really enjoyed this book and would recommend it to anyone who can read above an 8th grade level. We had more than a few laughs while talking about it. Hope you enjoy! Share & Rate the podcast! 2023-07-022h 18The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: O is for Orgasm: Ep 128We're talking about the elusive and never ending once they happen, female orgasm or lack there of in Midgette's case. Beave is absent and in true MB Machine fashion we make fun of him when he can't defend himself. We contemplate the end of the world, implosions and mercenaries. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at...2023-06-281h 35The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: This is a Great Idea: Ep 127We are joined by the ever brilliant, ever illustrious and ever hilarious, Nekkie and Crooked Cock. Shenanigans ensue with a punishment plan involving rape, how we need to fight wars in space, and how drugs are not always a good idea. Midge goes cock crazy, Beave clarifies his stance on pedophilias and R knows a lot about hustler. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know...2023-06-211h 44The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastObscurity: Gardens, Music, Podcasts, Oh My: Ep 22On todays episode we have a man who wears so many hats even we get confused on what his newest and priority hobby is, Beave! Beave, the fan favorite talks all about his hobbies and how he got started on them and why he continues them. 2023-06-1237 minThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Wish Genie: Ep 125Our glorious and most loved guest Turbo couldn't join us. We chat about how Wish is janky and never fulfils our needs. Beave laments how good music will be forgotten because up tight assholes won't let their music be played or talked about. Midge hates how race changing a character is fine for some races but not others and R walks a bike path that takes an hour. Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a...2023-06-071h 20The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Bottom of The Blowjob Chart: Ep 120The OG's are in the house today! We have economic planning, the last person on the earth you'd want a blowjob from and bitchin about our bitches! R was absent from the episode and he was sorely missed. Without his guidance, Beave and Midge travelled down some fucked up avenues! Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact...2023-05-031h 30The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Build A Pussy: Ep 117What do you get when you mix a stylish beard, booming voice and a little bit of anarchy? Andy "motherfucking" Koons! Andy joins us to talk about his debut album coming out on May 2nd called "God Emperor". We all wonder if factory built pussy is like modular homes from the eightes. We encourage people to not shoot schools and to check their guns like Tiger Kings boyfriend does. Midge hollers about people hating gay people. R chats about war and Beave doesn't know how roller blades work. Enjoy the show!!! ...2023-04-121h 46The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Green VS Tan: Ep 112Most, if not all of us have played with little Green and Tan army men, Beave, Midge and R are no exception.  We chat about using the word gay,  who's the good guy in the Green VS Tan army dudes, thoughts on the tranny community and how one good broke nose will change your or your spouses life.  Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a g...2023-03-081h 23The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Eco Box Armageddon: Ep 110This is a banger of an episode!  We start off with the return of the laugh track!!(Beave)  Beave was in Tennessee and tells all about his nights of drinking, shooting guns, making friends and surviving some super slick driving.  We brush through current events such as, shooting balloons, Ukraine, and general state of the country.  R and Midge get into a heated debate about suicide and whether or not people should be helped or not.  Lastly, we talk about our awards show coming up!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us kn...2023-02-221h 31The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Florida VR Banging: Ep 108Miami isn't the place for everyone.  There's creatures with rows of teeth on land and in the sea.  There's hurricanes, coke dealers, USSR style housing and everything is super expensive.  Midge is not a fan of Florida.  Beave brings a story of surviving off of three items in the Caribbean for 24 days and R mentions a VR full haptic suit that is used for porn.  Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yours...2023-02-081h 01The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastObscurity: Motivation Success: Ep 15Beave, R and Midge discuss what motivated them through life.  Beave destresses with music, mainly guitar.  R talks about how he attempts to stay motivated and life experiences that influenced him.  Midge talks about crushing debt and how everything paints heaps of debt as normal. Enjoy the show!!!2023-02-0349 minThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Cuyahoga Falls Comedy Trip: Ep 107Beave and Midge attend the first show of the last stop of the Offend Everyone Tour!  These lucky bastards left extremely early and had front row seats to two of the great comedians of this era, Luis J Gomez and Aaron Berg.  It is a long tale of heroism, fags, retards and lesbians.  We recount some of the funniest momets of the show and talk about how they effortlessly entertained the audience.  All three hosts bond over sink cleaning stories and share the nastiest shit they ever removed from their pipes.  Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want...2023-02-011h 37The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe Book Stops Here: 1984 by George Orwell: Ep 31984 is a dystopian science fiction book by George Orwell, published on June 8th 1949. The Beave & Mick sit down to anguish about this book and how relatable it is throughout our lives! Thank you for listening!2023-01-292h 18The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Retire To France: Ep 106WE SUPPORT FRANCE!  Everyone should rise up and piss all over not retiring till your almost dead.  The French to a good ole protest, Beave mentions Moonlight and sterilization practices.  Enjoy the show!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com.  Our website has links to all our social media acco...2023-01-251h 16The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Grit Management: Ep 104Woo-wee!  All three of your sexy voiced hosts are back and talking crazy.  Midge starts with horrific flashbacks to high school toilet seats and we discuss whether wet socks or a piss soaked ass is worse.  R brings up porn managers and thinks it isn't ok to manage your child or any relatives porn careers.  We pray for a Lions playoff appearance and Beave is educated on how gritty sex should be.  Enjoy the show!!!! If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or th...2023-01-111h 26The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Ginger Christmas Midget: Ep 102Ginger joins the boys for our Christmas Extravaganza!  We talk about owning slaves, hit and runs and Beave sings R&B Opera.  Enjoy the wintery show!!! If you want to contact us then email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com or use our website mbmachinepodcast.com!  On the website we have links to different listening platforms and our social media!  We love feedback of any kind.2022-12-2859 minThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: The Blind Threesome: Ep 101We have a wonderful episode for you!  Turbo joins us and tells tales of baby factories, threesomes and puts Midge through the ringer with scenarios.  We also have Joy with us!  She is Midge's best sister in-law and R's wonderful wife!  She encourages to seek therapy for kink shaming, answers Midge's odd questions and speaks with great effect.  R and Beave bring all kinds of crazy one liners and all think Midge has a scat fetish.  Enjoy the show!!!! If you want to contact us then email us at mbmachinepod@protonmail.com or use our we...2022-12-211h 55The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Won Hunnit: Ep 100It's the Won Hunnit episode!  Your glorious hosts, Beave, R and Midge celebrate the only way they know how, with sex, speculation on each others sexuality, a poem, noodling, ancestral tenants, grooming, call in guests and so much more.  We all give advice on how to make it to Won Hunnit episodes and why we keep doing this awesome show!  We add Mia Kahlifa to the everything scale and hotly debate what her contributions to porn are actually worth.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Netw...2022-12-142h 04The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: The Trafficking Files: Ep 99We have it all, Beave nails the intro and rakes Midge over the coals.  Midge doesn't record the first hour and a halfish of the podcast.  R tells how some people are just slow learners.  All three hang in and deliver a great epsisode after the Midge learns how to push buttons with his tiny fingers.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Beave- @TheBeave07, Midge- @Midge_crazy Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Amazon Music, Stitcher, Castbox, Pock...2022-12-0758 minThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Baby Hitler: Ep98We have the best time of our lives, and I swear. it's true and all we want is you to have a great time!  We get an email! We eventually have the best conversation about what you'd do with a gay naked man in your house.  Hitler is split between when he is a baby and grown up and all have a differing(wrong) opinion compared to Midge.  Midge needs glasses, hates granddads, doesn't like scoreboards in video games and bitches about The Boys.  Beave, laughs extensively and rolls dad jokes down our throats and he thinks rich bitches in D...2022-11-301h 31The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Nativesgiving: Ep 97The Boys are back!! We celebrate Thanksgiving by inviting a local Indian on the podcast and discuss Ukraine, how to honor our veterans and slow orgasming makes you a god.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Beave- @TheBeave07, Midge- @Midge_crazy Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Amazon Music, Stitcher, Castbox, Pocket Casts, RadioPublic Overcast and Podvine!2022-11-231h 51The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: King Richard: Ep 96Richard and Driver join Midge last minute to bring you exciting tales of getting strange.  Why with enough money and asshole could be licked.  What is appropriate work behavior and if Midge tells the truth.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Beave- @TheBeave07, Midge- @Midge_crazy Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Amazon Music, Stitcher, Castbox, Pocket Casts, RadioPublic Overcast and Podvine!2022-11-161h 12The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Crooked Dick: Ep 95Crooked Dick joins us and we chat about the government, how he got his amazing nickname and how a woman can take 3000 dicks and as long as she treated his kids right it wouldn't matter.  Also joining us is Nekkie, he just got done threating to face fuck a person that threw a football at his kid.  R asks hard hitting questions about what is and isn't acceptable and Midge rants about corruption and Thank You To Richard for the co-hosting offer!  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The...2022-11-092h 29The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Dominate Your Inlaws: Ep 94Step one of the dominate your inlaws plan is to listen to the episode.  Midge and R are running this bitch and talk about a dumb bitch, a fool proof plan to shut up any male inlaw and how retarted Beave missing an episode is.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Beave- @TheBeave07, Midge- @Midge_crazy Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Amazon Music, Stitcher, Castbox, Pocket Casts, RadioPublic Overcast and Podvine!2022-11-0252 minThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: White Buffalo: Ep 93Nekkie rejoins us for tales of a dubious nature.  We got Cameros full of holes and blood everywhere.  We got stop lights leaking their colors.  We got vacuum sealed bags of goodies.  Midge tells you how to not get laid by your wife.  Beave laughs and chitters about disagreeing with his wife.  R chats about a pedophile that was killed in prison.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Beave- @TheBeave07, Midge- @Midge_crazy Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google...2022-10-262h 00The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Bro Boy Likes Thor: Ep 92Thor, Odin and Cum.  Three things that made the world what it is today.  Beave, R and Midge chat about how much cum is in a cum drop,  where the MCU belongs on the everything scale and about Geekfest 2022.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Beave- @TheBeave07, Midge- @Midge_crazy Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Amazon Music, Stitcher, Castbox, Pocket Casts, RadioPublic Overcast and Podvine!2022-10-192h 05The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Lez Loves Two Door Dicks On: Ep 91The woman that raised the greatest minds in the world rejoins us for chats about Midge and R's fathers dick size.  Why women's rights are paramount to the Governor election in Michigan and Lez can't trying stop trying to dox all the hosts.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Beave- @TheBeave07, Midge- @Midge_crazy Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Amazon Music, Stitcher, Castbox, Pocket Casts, RadioPublic Overcast and Podvine!2022-10-121h 57The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Milk & Molasses: Ep 90We have a woman that goes by many names(Shadow, Brown Sugga, Darkie, Dark Coffee, Dark chocolate) she is hilarious, has trouble holding her bowels and loves to being a nurse.  She is not afraid to cut a bitch or party in a psych ward.  R, Midge and Beave laugh non stop at poop stories, rating sex once you're done and how to piss off the D.O.T.  Enjoy the show!!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Beave- @TheBeave07, Midge- @Midge_crazy Listen on Spotify, Apple Pod...2022-10-051h 24The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Red Socks Show Cocks: Ep 89Today is a special day, we have on the Andy Koons!  Andy has two different podcasts, We Love The State and Holding Hands.  He is freaking hilarious, he makes friends like he is 9,  doesn't mind stairs and will show his cock for a ham sandwich.  Midge explodes about his unfortunate experience with the state and R cruises along asking about how Andy even got into podcasting.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Beave- @TheBeave07, Midge- @Midge_crazy Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Amazo...2022-09-281h 03The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: The Queen Loves Hotshots: Ep 88Our newest guest, Meatball joins us to discuss where to find and purchase music, how fuckable the royal family is and the best and worst moments of serving with the forest fire service.  We have an email and thank them for their kind words.  Beave day dreams about multiple butlers whipping his own ass and Midge wants to make a pure royal bloodline.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Beave- @TheBeave07, Midge- @Midge_crazy Listen on Spotify, Apple Pod...2022-09-211h 31The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Hydration is Key: Ep 86Facebook dating has sluts, whores and women that love to be degraded.  Plumber is on the dating sites and looking for love.  Midge has a cramp that ruins a good time.  We find out how Midge was made during sex from a fan email.  R remembers house shopping and why taking Midge along was a great idea.  Beave does Beave things.  All this and more!  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Mick- @MBtheMick, Midge- @Midge_crazy Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Amazon Music...2022-09-071h 27The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Beave's Honeymoon featuring Ghost Dick: Ep 85Beave is back!  Beave weaves the long tale of his honeymoon, featuring questioning the help, buying way too expensive drinks and not having sex.  Driver, R and Midge attempting to inject funny into the story and make the longest beave story in existence.  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Mick- @MBtheMick, Midge- @Midge_crazy Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Amazon Music, Stitcher, Castbox, Pocket Casts, RadioPublic Overcast and Podvine!2022-08-312h 48The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Lesbian That Makes Gods: Ep 79The greatest woman alive blesses the Midge and Beave with her presence, Lez the Lesbian, also Midge's Mom.  She created 3 glorious children and raised two other god tier children.  She will give pointers on how to properly eat pussy and points out that the 1980s were rough.  She takes fast, laughs hard and likes a good menthol orgasm!  Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Mick- @MBtheMick, Midge- @Midge_crazy Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Amazon Music, Stitcher, Castbox, Pocket Casts, RadioPublic Overcast and...2022-07-201h 30The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: The Poll: Ep 78This episode is brought to you by the real MB Machine, the one that really matters! In this episode Mick & Beave decide that now is the perfect time to rate all of the Cohosts by putting up a poll on Twitter. Then they go on a wondrous journey of Mick's "Clown World" where we explore the crazy thing we call reality through "News".  Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Website- thembmachinepodcast.com, Mick- @MBtheMick, Midge- @Midge_crazy Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, G...2022-07-152h 00The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Rape Cancer: Ep 77Beave, Midge and Ginger all discuss how to clean the gene pool.  Helen Keller is thick as fuck and finds her place on the Everything List.  Loitering in a vagina, is it ok? Self rape is a great way to get what you want out of a relationship and many other topics that make us question life.  Enjoy the show!!!  Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Amazon Music, Stitcher, Castbox, Pocket Casts, RadioPublic Overcast and Podv...2022-07-062h 16The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe Book Stops Here: Ford Nation by Rob Ford & Doug Ford: Ep 2Today we review "Ford Nation" by Rob & Doug Ford, the story of former Toronto Mayor following him through his personal and political life. Join Mick & Beave to review and discuss this political and cultural phenomenon. Email: TheBookStopsHere@protonmail.com Social Media: Twitter- mb_machine    Facebook- The MB Machine Network    Instagram- mbmachinepod2022-07-031h 35The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Unfunny Funny: Ep 76We have the extremely reduced but still fantastical Karma and Driver joining us on todays episode for some weird and great conversations!  Elliot/Ellen Page is added to the list, Karma gives her awesome ass wedding speech again and Driver and Midge smell a funky relationship between Beave and Karma. Enjoy the show!!! Contact info! Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Network, Twitter mb_machine, Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Amazon Music, Stitcher, Castbox, Pocket Casts, RadioPublic Overcast and Podvine!2022-07-021h 30The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Well Worn Road, A Tale of Three: Ep 73Plumber, the man, the myth, the legend is our next guest and he has some great stories.  Firefighting, video gaming felons and a ADD kid lead to some great laughs.  R is our co-host and he disagrees with Midge on what does and doesn't count as incest, Cowboy Bee-bop is the shit and he is looked up to by all his siblings.  Midge goes on a rant or two and Beave doesn't want to get left out!  A show is added to the everything list and so much more is discussed that I'm running out of room.  Enjoy the show...2022-06-082h 47The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Beave's Bachelor Bus Bonanza: Ep 71Beave has a bachelor party on a party bus and demands everyone tells a story about drinking with him!  We have so many guests, Southern Brethren, Lumberjack, Meatball, Plumber, Chad, Driver, Bayou Boy, Heatstroke, Ginger, Blunt, AND your hosts Mick and Beave!  Beave has run ins with the law, while intoxicated, loves to beat the shit out of punching bags, while intoxicated and likes to throw corn stalks on a helpless woman, while intoxicated.  This is by far one of the funniest episodes ever!  Enjoy the show!!! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podc...2022-05-2552 minThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Movie Review: AVP: Ep 3Alien VS Predator, we got early 2000's action with slow mo every where.  Beave and Midge ruin their childhood memories after watching this movie.2022-05-251h 07The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Movie Review: Defendor: Ep 1First up Defendor!  This is a dark humor, drama, action B flick!  Midge and Beave give a run down on almost every aspect of the movie and screw the order up completely!2022-05-1846 minThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: "Q": Ep 70With us today is "Q" the man with a story for everything and laughs almost as much as Beave! "Q" tells about his brothers wife, tripping balls at a Disturbed concert and not remembering it, how to avoid a holding cell and the best way to dig finger nails out your ass.  Karma is back!  She brings a dream and some thoughts on making 2.5 million dollars.  Beave interrogates "Q" and chit chats about former work places.  Enjoy the Show!!! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If you'd like to contact us with ideas, comments, or j...2022-05-181h 51The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe Book Stops Here: Starship Troopers by Robert A. Heinlen: Ep 1Your two wonderful Cohosts, The Mick & The Beave, sit down with our fans to review Robert A. Heinlen's "Starship Troopers" written in 1959. You probably recognize the name from the movie (released in 1997).  We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If you'd like to contact us with comments or books you would like us to review we can be reached by: Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Podcast, Twitter - Mb_Machine, and our website www.mbmachinepodcast.com 2022-05-182h 10The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Beave's Mom Has Got It Going On!: Ep 69Well, we have another hot episode today! Beave's Mom joins us and tells us about her childhood milking stories, a skidsteer replaces her on the farm and she will not be cutting her hair short!  R is our co-host and does an excellent job of asking about faith and sticks up for paramount plus.  Beave is Beave and says Beave things and surprisingly, laughs.  Midge can't not talk about penis and a happy Mothers Days to all you Moms that love The MB Machine Podcast!  Enjoy the Show!!! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Goog...2022-05-112h 18The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Pissing in the Face of Terrorists: Ep 67Today marks the first new guest in months, JJG, he is a Jui Jitsu fanatic that wants to have his second amendment right in its entirety.  Driver joins us as our co-host and wow does the conversation go everywhere, Star Wars, Batman, commercial blowjobs, tears for lube and more out there stories.  Midge & Beave get another email from Karma and it sparks great debate once again.  Enjoy the show!!! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If you'd like to contact us with ideas, comments, or just for funsies we can be reached by: Email - m...2022-04-282h 20The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Piano Shooting Seducer: Ep 65You're in for another wild ride with Midge and Beave!!  Karma sends in an email and starts a few lively debates on how good our significant others cooking is and deserts aren't fucking savory.  Beave and Midge chat about two different shootings, Kyle Carruth and Daniel Knight, they're not law experts.  Some other tidbits thrown in and one hell of a show!!!  Enjoy! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If you'd like to contact us with ideas, comments, or just for funsies we can be reac...2022-04-131h 42The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Everything!: Ep 64Wow, this episode is everywhere.  Starts out with why Midge feels so tired and ends with Mad Max.  We talk about the school system and how they are indoctrination centers.  Beave loves Disney and pops a boner while talking about them being their own county.  The Oscars and the bitch ass slap that happens is discussed and what Beave and Midge would've done.  Only way Beave or Midge would be in an open relationship is if their significant others were ok with getting butt fucked when ever and where ever they wanted.  Looking for another co-host  and they will give al...2022-04-062h 13The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Halo: The Ugly, The Bad and The Shit: Ep 63Halo the game that started Beave and Midges 20 something year freindship is burned, raped, cut up and raped again by the Halo T.V. series.  Beave goes on a rant about everything that he did not like and they both try to figure out how to make it better.  Midge has car problems and Empoereor Beave demands blowjobs from all his subjects.  Enjoy the Show!!! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If you'd like to contact us with ideas, comments, or just for funsies we can be reached by: Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Fac...2022-03-301h 12The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Just in: Karma Retires: Ep 62Karma is retired, which means we have a list of demands for anyone that wants to apply to be our new intern!  Job description is roughly 17 minutes into the podcast.  Joining us is Southern Comfort, not to be confused with Southern Brethren, SC is a wild man who just desires to sleep with Beave, his sister does so why can't he?  SC is a avid disc golfer and thinks like Midge but with intelligence.  Enjoy the Show!!! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If you'd like to contact us w...2022-03-231h 29The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Political gRape: Ep 61Rape is present in every society but how people deal with rapists is different.  Beave & Midge talk about how to deal with a rapist and how Polaris likes to rape people over price.  We have a new #1 on the Everything list!  Law-dog made an excellent choice!  Caffine and Coke are close to the same thing and can both be measured in ounces.  Enjoy the Show!!! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If you'd like to contact us with ideas, comments, or just for funsies we can b...2022-03-161h 52The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Down but Not Out: Ep 59Beave chit chats about fire department rules and why anarchy is the way.  Midge yaks about audio editing blues and death.  Both laugh and have a great time discussing poor people and why Ukraine is not looking like a great place to live.  Enjoy the show!!! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If you'd like to contact us with ideas, comments, or just for funsies we can be reached by: Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Podcast, Twitter - Mb_Machine, and our...2022-03-021h 46The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Jury Alarm: Ep 58We're back in the saddle again!  Midge has a jury duty summons and the beave bets $10 he won't be picked.  Kanye West loses his shit and turns people into skeet.  Karma is accident prone and doesn't make it to another episode.  All that and more!  Enjoy the Show!!! We are on, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Podcast Addict and Anchor. If you'd like to contact us with ideas, comments, or just for funsies we can be reached by: Email - mbmachinepod@protonmail.com, Facebook - The MB Machine Podcast, Twitter - Mb_Machine, and our websi...2022-02-231h 33The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Ball Slapping & Dick Grabbing: Ep 57Beavette is on the show and it is a dozy!  We chat about her first night time snowmobile trip,  figure out why she doesn't want to be a nurse and Beave and Midge go on a government rant!  2022-02-162h 05The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Go L.A. Lions!: Ep 56Midge and Beave discuss a wide range of topics!  Joe Rogan is a sell out and has started censoring himself.  We announce our thoughts on people asking us to censor, work place fun and all the fuddy duddys that piss us off and we thank Karen Goldstien for getting us rolling on merchandise.  Enjoy the show!!!  You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google  Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts,     Radio Public  Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine)    Instagram (mbmachinepod)  Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email us our address is: mbmachinepod@protonmail.com2022-02-091h 22The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: The Goldstein Scam: Ep 54Karen is our number 1 fan!  She has been anxiously waiting to sit and chat with the Midge(God), Beave and Karma!  We reminisce about how we all met, talk about Karen's first house and the parties had there.   You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google  Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts,     Radio Public  Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine)    Instagram (mbmachinepod)  Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email us our address is: mbmachinepod@protonmail.com2022-01-262h 11The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: New Year Same Driver: Ep 51Driver is back and lets it be known that he has a special place in his heart for skanks, sluts and trashy women.  Karma has a one off trivia segment with some very down to earth and nice questions.  Beave can't hookup a new headset to a home phone.  Midge talks about wanting to molest driver and all agree that lines have been crossed!!  Enjoy the show!!! You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google  Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts,     Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine)    Instagram (mbmachinepod...2022-01-052h 02The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Beave's Woods: Ep 50Shopping lists are bullshit and significant others need to just ask for what the hell they want!!  Men's nipples are sensitive and women have been know to orgasm when babies suck on their titties.  This and many other conversations happen on the episode! Enjoy!!!! You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google  Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts,     Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine)    Instagram (mbmachinepod)  Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email us our address is: mbmachinepod@protonmail.com2021-12-291h 58The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: The Emergency Podcast: Ep 48This is our emergency podcast incase we couldn't get together to record one!  We have the best Karma's Trivia to date and it's all about pizza.  Midge talks and rants about things that annoy him and dicks, he mentions dicks.  Beave debates on how he would judge a horse show and talks at length about the lockpicking lawyer. You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google  Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts,     Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine)    Instagram (mbmachinepod)  Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would...2021-12-151h 15The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Thanksgiving Shenannigans: Ep 46Thanksgiving brings families together and poetry must be read eventually.  The Ginger joins us for a special Holiday themed episode where thunder chickens cause a fire at the Beave's in-laws, the Jalopy fails and causes Midge to rant about the damn car, Karma explains she knows very little about Kyle Rittenhouse and The Ginger is loved by all!  Enjoy!!! You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google  Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts,     Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine)    Instagram (mbmachinepod)  Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like t...2021-12-011h 36The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Homeless Cart Pusher: Ep 42Holy hell is this episode everywhere.  We got dog problems, a cracked out Midge, Beave needs a new toilet and Karma wants to become a yoga instructor and gives advice on proper cart advice for Aldi.   You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google  Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts,     Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine)    Instagram (mbmachinepod)  Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email us our address is: mbmachinepod@protonmail.com2021-11-031h 28The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Money Makes the World Go Round: Ep 41Miscreants!  Welcome to the best episode!  Tampons are not covered by Karmas HSA account, nor is it working correctly.  Beave fantasizes about spending $15,000 on a wire diagnosing tool.  Midge yells about random shit and likes choices and because we weren't done nailing that coffin we mention a certain band, repeatedly. You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google  Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts,     Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine)    Instagram (mbmachinepod)  Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email us our address is: mbmachinepod@protonmail.com  2021-10-271h 46The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Gotta Double Down: Ep 35We're doubling down on the nasty.  This podcast is intended for mature audiences. If raunchy no holds barred comedy is what you're looking for then you're in the right place.   Introducing our newest intern/director of social media, Mick!  He will be updating our social media and generally getting everyone pumped about the newest episodes!!! Sit back and listen to the Beautiful voices of Beave, Karma, Mick and Midge lull you into a laughing fit as we tell jokes, talk about blowjobs and why the hell penises are mentioned in almost every podcast. ...2021-09-151h 26The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Self Deprecation is the Beauty of Life: Ep 33Whooo-weeee, Karma is still pissing shit from her bum.  Midge and Beave chat awhile about how to live a wonderful life, regrets about decisons that young Midge and Beave made and how we view ourselves.  You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google  Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts,     Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine)    Instagram (mbmachinepod)  Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email us our address is: mbmachinepod@protonmail.com2021-09-011h 51The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Creeping in Nashville: Ep 31Karma goes hog wild in the city of Nashville with her gal pals and tells all about it.  Fending off creeps at the bar, finding the seediest motel and eventually going to the most expensive meal she has ever had.  Midge and Beave add a few notes here and there.  Enjoy the show! You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google  Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts,     Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine)    Instagram (mbmachinepod)  Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email us our address is: m...2021-08-181h 21The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Music Madness: Ep 30Yee Yee!  Southern Brethren shoots us a great email.  We discuss what makes a music artist great and give a good ole beave jail story. You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google  Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts,     Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine)    Instagram (mbmachinepod)  Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email us our address is: mbmachinepod@protonmail.com2021-08-111h 17The MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine PodcastThe MB Machine Podcast: Butt Plugs, Tandem Axels, and Bears, Oh My!: Ep 29We're back with a nice dive into grandma collecting some mail.  Beave gets engaged and goes on a Beave story.  Couple other topics we were surprised even came up.  Enjoy! You can find our podcast on the following podcast apps: Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Google  Podcasts, Overcast, Pocket Casts,     Radio Public Find us on: Twitter (@mbmachine)    Instagram (mbmachinepod)  Facebook (The MB Machine Podcast) If you would like to email us our address is: mbmachinepod@protonmail.com2021-08-041h 00