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Bimbo Book Club
35. The Diva Cup! | Bimbo Book Club (Season 1 Finale)
Bimbos, Thembos, and (reluctantly) Himbos, gather around for the Bimbo Academy's Debut Award Show: The Diva Cup! 12 Bimbos have been nominated, but there can only be one winner. Who's going home with the Diva Cup? Is it Controversial DEI Nomination: Fred Jones? What about the ever-mysterious Bella Goth? Rachel Berry technically qualifies. Elizabeth Taylor choked on a chicken bone in Big Stone Gap, Virginia on October 12, 1978. Presenters tonight include winner of the White Pants Award for Bravery: Rev!!! And us, your usual hosts. We reflect on things you did and didn't see this season, share our rationale...
2025-12-12
1h 11
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34. Muppets Wizard of Oz | Bimbo Book Club
Boots the house down like Nessarose! This week, we're celebrating the release of Wicked: For Good by having worse video quality and watvhing the Muppets' Wizard of Oz! It was one of Jade's favorite movies growing up, Bertrude had never seen it... so we're really coming at it from two different directions!In addition to Muppets' Wizard of Oz, we'll cast a (truly incredible) Muppet Wicked movie, clarify that Ashanti never fell off, and learn that Bertrude has very strong feelings about calling a movie "Part 1" when the second isn't called "Part 2" (the Mission Impossible franchise catches...
2025-11-28
1h 03
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33. Bertrude's Covid-Era Tweets | Bimbo Book Club
Hi Bimbos we just wanted to hop on here really quick and say sor.... actually- we're getting ahead of ourselves! Hey divas! This week, we're unboxing a treasure trove of Bertrude's Covid-era tweets (he doesn't handle change well, which bodes well for us!). Jade picked out the tweets that jumped out most to her and used the opportunity to request elaboration or an apology. Sometimes she just congratulated Bertrude on great tweet. Fair enough. We're sharing embarrassing memory after embarrassing memory, and we want to hear your thoughts on them!linktr.ee/bimbobookclubpod
2025-11-24
1h 02
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32. Eli Roth (and Addison Rae's) Thanksgiving (2024) | Bimbo Book Club
Gobble Gobble Bimbos! This week, we're bridging Halloween and Thanksgiving the only way we know how: compelled by the spirit of Addison Rae. That's right divas! It's Eli Roth's 2024 Slasher Film: Thanksgiving! and boy are we grateful for what this movie is giving! This week, we'll talk about our general feelings on the movie, our favorite kills, and work together really hard to figure out why the hell Addison Rae was there.linktr.ee/bimbobookclubpodSocials: @bimbobookclubpodThanksgiving is streaming on Hulu
2025-11-14
1h 01
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31. Girl v. Monster: The Best Halloween DCOM (concept) | Bimbo Book Club
.Happy Halloween Bimbos! This week, Bertrude's decided to rile up the millennials (again) by making some big claims: Chew rocks, Halloweentown! Gobble a dong, Phantom of the Megaplex! Girl vs. Monster is the best Halloween Disney Channel Original Movie... concept... we're not sold on the execution either. So we're rewriting it! Vaguely... we have concepts of a storyboard. But one thing is clear: Henry has GOT to go. In addition to Miss Girl vs. Madame Monster, we'll also drum up some rousing discourse! Including, but not limited to: the role of pretentious film lingo in...
2025-10-31
1h 07
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30. Christians vs. Halloween | Bimbo Book Club
Greeting fellows travelers in the night! In this period of Satanic spirits and dark energy, we encourage you to take shelter here at Casa de Bimbo! We're not going to protect you from any of that... we'll just help you realize that none of it matters. This week, we're breaking down incredibly delirious takes from incredibly delirious Christians. Join us as we try to tackle these hateful hoes in a way that doesn't send us spiraling (yes, we did have to adjust Bertrude's audio because of their more yell-y takes, but ignore that). Gear up for Halloween with us...
2025-10-24
1h 08
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29. Velma: A Retrospective | Bimbo Book Club
Jinkies! This week, we’re rolling out the orange carpet for the shining star of Mystery Incorporated: Velma Dinkley. Bertrude feels a very normal way about Velma, so he’ll be taking us through everything we need to know about this bundle of perfection. Jade doesn't know much about Velma beyond the live-action (*floods basement*), but boy is she excited to tag along! We hit all the eras of Scooby-Doo and the gang; from the 1969 original series, to the unprecedented comeback in the techy 2000s, to... gay Velma (And not just the Hailey Kiyoko version!! There cannon wlw...
2025-10-17
1h 14
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28. Goosebumps - The Haunted Mask & Night of the Living Dummy | Bimbo Book Club
Boo bimbos! It’s October and we’re busting out the Halloween topics! This week, Jade starts us out with the 90’s Goosebumps TV Show- and how shows like this shaped our taste in horror movies today! We‘ll celebrate R.L Stein, define “90’s Halloween Nostalgia” aesthetic, and recommend horror movies for wimps! Follow us on social media and find us on your favorite podcast app!linktr.ee/bimbobookclubpodSocials: @bimbobookclubpodBride of Frank Upcycle: @bride_of_frank_upcycleGoosebumps is streaming o
2025-10-10
1h 07
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28. Mean Girls (The Musical: The Movie) | Bimbo Book Club
Get in losers! We’re ripping the 2024 Mean Girls movie musical to shreads! That’s right. We decided to celebrate this October 3rd by doing what we do best: critiquing! We have a lot of big ideas, and a lot of big feelings. Sounds like this may be the perfect movie for us.In addition, we’ll cover the exceptions to wokeness, failed Regina George cosplays, and accidentally DEVOUR Rene Rapp (sorry girl).Follow us on social media and find us on your favorite podcast app!linktr.ee/bimbobookclubpodS...
2025-10-03
1h 09
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26. Hot Kool Aid | Bimbo Book Club
Hello bimbos! Welcome to another episode of diving into our twisted little brains and seeing what comes out! This week we’re tackling Julian Smith’s Hot Kool Aid (with an honorable mention for Melk). While we unbox our surprisingly strong feelings around these videos, we’ll also take a look at where Smith it now!… spoiler alert: he’s terrible. While we’re on this tear we’ll take you on our fair share of tangents! Including, but not limited to: Bertrude’s controversial pronunciation of milk, decorum at Beetlejuice the Musical, and the logistics of bringing a g*n t...
2025-09-26
55 min
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25. James Charles, Unfortunately | Bimbo Book Club
Hi Sisters! We're terribly sorry for this one... but also it pays off big time, we promise. This week we're going dumpster diving! That's right, we've compiled all the gems from James Charles' career in one place! (You'll notice its one of our shorter episodes).While this might not be our birthday dinner, it also felt like the time and place to dive into other topics. Including: an apology to the California State University Fullerton Men's Water Polo Team, our hidden photo albums, and how many holes is too many holes.Follow us on social...
2025-09-19
55 min
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24. Strangers with Candy | Bimbo Book Club
Just say no!... to skipping this episode! We're diving down so many rabbit holes that you just have to come along. The crux of this episode is After School Specials, but we specifically curated some reading material of our own! This week, Jade has tasked us with viewing Strangers with Candy Season 1, Episode 1... and Bertrude did manage to sneak in Season 1, Episode 9 of A Pup Named Scooby-Doo (it was this, or it was getting its own episode, so pls just go along with it!!!) We're also sharing our real-life experience with the things we were warned about...
2025-09-12
1h 14
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23. SM6: Time Pirates | Bimbo Book Club
History had been rewritten Bimbos! This week, we’re tackling TikTok smash sensation SM6, and their Tubi Original Movie: Time Pirates. What?! In a shocking twist, we uncover a Bimbo Original Mandela Effect… it’s never stood for Space Monkey 6?! We’re taking it back to the Don’t Flinch Challenge, and hitting the high notes of our obsession… then flying off the gd rails.Follow SM6 on Instagram and Tik Tok @SM6Band, and stream their music on Spotify! Follow Us!(https://www.instagram.com/bimbobookclubpod/)(https://www.tiktok.com...
2025-09-05
1h 14
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22. The Disappearance of Bella Goth (The Sims) | Bimbo Book Club
Sul Sul Bimbos! We have a big surprise this week: our first guest!! Rev is joining us… and he’s brought a mystery: What happened to Bella Goth in the Sims? Turns out this lore runs DEEP. Luckily, Rev’s an expert, and he’ll do everything he can to get us through it unscathed.In addition to cracking this whole case wide open (!!), we also dive into our favorite Sims Expansion Packs (City Living represent!!), our wicked gameplay, and sharting. Enjoy!Also all the cool kids are liking and subscribing btws- AND we're now availabl...
2025-08-22
1h 19
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21. Pitch Perfect | Bimbo Book Club
Aca-Believe it, Pitches!!!! This week we're diving into Pitch Perfect, objectively one of the most formative movies of our generation. I mean, why else would be still be dealing with the Pentatonix? We're approaching this movie as HISTORIANS, as ANTHROPOLOGISTS, as researchers of the human condition, all to support Bertrude's claim: if we needed to explain the year 2012 to aliens, all we need to do is pop in this movie. We're looking at what's aged well (as well as what hasn't), timeless music choices (mostly), and the bits we carry with us today. Be sure...
2025-08-15
1h 05
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20. Starkid’s A Very Potter Musical | Bimbo Book Club
As the great Lady Gaga once said: Abracadabra! We're pulling out all the stops today and covering millennials doing a Harry Potter Parody Musical. That's right, it's Starkid's A Very Potter Musical! Don't say we didn't warn you. Jade's revisiting her first girl crush, Bertrude's revisiting his most extreme theatre experience, and we're both criticizing college productions.From 2009 virality to critiquing the show's critiques, we're covering it all. Buckle into you Nimbus (or whatever) and throw on those mustache tattoos. Millennials, this one's for you.Also all the cool kids are...
2025-08-11
59 min
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Hoop Dogz | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 19
It's rare that we face a topic that sends the both of us on a much needed crash out, but we met out match this week when we took on Hoop Dogz, a 2006 Christian children's program meant to teach kids about the 10 Commandments- by any means necessary. Join us, along with VJ, Yao Ling (the one panda in a tv show of dogs), and friends to learn a whole bunch of unrelated things before two gross old guys tell us to never question anything if someone tells you god told them so...For resources relating...
2025-08-11
1h 03
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2010 Era Beauty Gurus | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 18
Hi guys and welcome back to our channel- this week we're unboxing Jade's Niche Beauty Guru's. Does the name addicted2toofaced strike fear in your heart? Do the Fowler sisters make you feel warm and safe? Then this is the space for you! Even if you don't, you'll still enjoy the ride, we promise. Be sure to let us know your favs from this era too. Bonus points if you can tell us where they are now!Here our the videos we referenced for this vid! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
2025-08-11
59 min
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Crushes | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 17
Welcome back Bimbos! We're diving in with a walk down ~our~ memory lanes, and sharing our crushes from over the years. We're talking goth girls, we're taking love letters, we're talking day dreams- but most importantly, we're talking about the ones we lied to cover our gay butts along the way. You want Sheego? We got her. Musical Theatre gays? you'll never guess who! Casper- specifically as a ghost?! Oh!We're getting analytical and we're getting psychological you freaks! We're analyzing trends, we're spitballing theories, and we're evolving the discourse on the topic we know...
2025-08-11
54 min
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The "RetCon-ification" of the Glee Pilot | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 16
The Glee discourse has been run into the ground, which seems like the perfect time for us to jump in! This episode, we're taking a look at how Ryan Murphy saw it, with a breakdown of the original unaired Glee Pilot, the retcons that abound, and how we grapple with this show being important for queer representation.In addition to the RetCon-ification of Glee, we'll talk about more bizzaare rules Jade had to follow, how to clean up a Yerba Mate spill, and Bertrude's most iconic sleep paralysis demon.Also all...
2025-08-11
56 min
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Friday (Rebecca Black) | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 15
It's Friday, Friday! (Get it?) Yes, this week we tackle Rebecca Black's Friday. The video that shook the world and introduced so many of us to the secret lives of cyberbullies. We're talking about the events leading up to the fateful video, the legal turmoil that followed, and the fact the Rebecca Black was only 13 when this all went down.In addition to the chaos of this video, we'll discuss small town bus routes, the need for every queer person to watch Hacks, and how this week's Marketable Traitor should pick up a hobby in...
2025-08-11
54 min
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BSG (and also Elizabeth Taylor) | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 14
New week, same bimbos! Join us as we dive into a movie near and dear to Jade’s heart (and hometown!). Why were Whoopi Goldberg, Ashley Judd, Jane Krakowski, and Patrick Wilson sent to film on location in Appalachia? Don’t worry, we have answers. In addition to the fine film, we’ll talk about the romanticization of small towns, the importance of detail in period pieces, and the dangers of using locals as extras.Also all the cool kids are liking and subscribing btws- we just thought we'd let you knowFoll...
2025-08-11
1h 01
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Twilight (but mostly the baseball scene) | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 13
Today, we're putting our lives on the line- and stirring up drama in the Twilight fandom. After Bertrude set off some Twilight sleeper agents on Tik Tok, they decided the best course of action would be to dig deeper and double down. We're talking about the baseball scene, vampires, werewolves, Team Edward, and the non-existence of Team Jacob. We're eager to hear your thoughts.In addition to Twilight and the baseball scene, we'll talk about straight men in queer spaces, new(ish) Lorde, and the importance of voice memos.Also all...
2025-08-11
57 min
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Lotto Scam Mystery | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 12
Settle in girls! It's Story Time! This week we're running something new by ya, and we'd love to hear your thoughts on it. Jade is going into this week blind. No viewing, no research, nothing, and she's getting a true story. Bertrude will tell the tale of a lottery winner... who might just be sneaky. Did he rig the lottery? Or is he simultaneously the most lucky and lucky person on the planet? Well join us and find out- no lose ends here! Also Bigfoot is there, Bigfoot has an active role in the tale you'll hear...
2025-08-11
1h 06
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My Husband's Not Gay | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 11
“My Husband is NOT Gay” ahah jk… unless? This week we’re tackling a pilot so controversial, it couldn't even get picked up by TLC. We are going to be tackling men trying to suppress their attraction to men, so engage accordingly! In addition to these hot messes of human beings, we are also going to tackle rebrands, explicit Sims mods, and inappropriate basketball attire!Follow us on Instagram and Tik Tok @bimbobookclubpod for clips, extra content, and updates!Sources:Alyssa Grenfell: ExMormon Reacts to TLC’s Most Unbelievable Show
2025-08-11
1h 21
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Willy Wonka Glasgow | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 10
Come with us, and step into a world of flops! That's right bimbos! We love a failed event, so this week we took it upon ourselves to break down the Willy Wonka Immersive Experience in Glasgow. Yes, iconic diva Oompa Loompa, yes AI hellscape, yes Kate Middleton, yes The Unknown!! We're going to cover it all! We'll also venture down the rabbit holes of the recent Million Lives Bookfair, Fire Fest, and sleeping in a box in a church parking lot. Join us for the ride!Follow us on Instagram @bimbobookclubpod for clips...
2025-08-11
1h 03
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Sordid Lives | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 9
Strap in bimbos, this week we’re taking on Sordid Lives, a queer dark comedy set in Texas. Like the good lord, we’ll lead ya to it and we’ll lead ya through it!! This week we’re talking Leslie Jordan, our queer experiences, and the joys that we’ve found in chaotic times. Did we mentioned you’re getting all this and an introduction to an up and coming drag icon?! No?? Well lucky you!Also hey hi hello we’re on Spotify now!!! Let us keep you company on your drives, or while you do d...
2025-08-11
1h 02
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Community: Paintball | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 8
Well howdy there Bimbos, and welcome back to another exciting week of Bimbo Book Club. Dipping our toes back into the world of television, we're taking a look at Community's Season 2 Paintball Episodes! Watch us effortlessly flow from the wild wild west to Star Wars, and briefly queen out about Richard Erdman, an actor who's career started in 1944. Of course it's not all boy things! We'll spend a fair amount of time ripping into Chevy Chase, fire codes in universities, and the previous pitfalls of the IRL Pink Pony Club! Richard Erdman Interviews https://youtu...
2025-08-11
1h 06
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Disney Adults | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 7
Mind if we crash out? Maybe right now Main Street USA? This week, in a dark confrontation with our past, we are tackling Disney adults (like figuratively, not irl, unfortunately). Lore will reveal, we are far from fit to judge Disney adults- but that's not going to stop us from trying! This week: we are here, we are queer, we are slightly ashamed, and we are discussing Disney influencers, urban explorers, strollers, and the public threat Disney gays pose to society at large. This week we're also introducing Marketable Traits! A section of the show where you...
2025-08-11
1h 14
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Barb & Star Go To Vista Del Mar! | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 6
Barb and Star going to Vista Del Mar? It's more likely than you think! This week we are breaking down the 2021 action, adventure, musical, espionage, comedy film Barb & Star go to Vista Del Mar. Brought to you by Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo, the team behind Bridesmaids (don't worry, we have lore for that movie too).In addition to the beautifully unexpected plot, we'll tackle such topics as taking the bit too far, ego death, and Bert's obsession with Reba McEntire (tears were shed).Want to see our sexy faces? Check us out on Youtube!
2025-08-11
1h 12
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Back Rolls?!? (Alyssa Edwards v. Jade Jolie) | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 5
This week, in a shockingly late-in-life Drag Race crash course for Bert, we dive into the "Back Rolls?!" scandal that rocked RuPaul's Drag Race. It's Jade Jolie v. Alyssa Edwards (and also Coco Montrese) and we dive DEEP. We're covering the basics of Drag Race, scheming, reality TV editing, notable film rolls and scandals for affiliated queens.Drag Queen Plugs!@theericachanel@rileymalicious @indica_gemini@nyxthatbitch @jade.x.cvnt @pineapple.honeydewWant to see our sexy faces? Check us out...
2025-08-11
55 min
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Actually No, That's Not The Truth Ellen | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 4
This video has nothing... Actually, No, That's Not the Truth Ellen! This video we are diving into the interview that started the downfall of one Ellen DeGeneres, as she's demolished by Dakota Johnson. We're gonna dive into nepobabies, limes, Hurricane Katrina, gingers, and the domino effect from one tragic event (that we definitely know the name of) to the events we cover today. Including our first very special guest and a MAJOR announcement... and we're only on episode 3!Links • Dakota Johnson’s Favorite Comedian Is... Cringe Mountain (Erica Mallett): https://www.tiktok.com/@erica_mallett...A note...
2025-08-11
57 min
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I Love You Jesus (Trisha Paytas) | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 3
Welcome back Bimbos! This week we are turning to a bimbo blueprint: Trisha Paytas and her iconic 2017 "I Love you Jesus" music video. Is Trisha an unproblematic Christian singer? Not in the slightest. Does that make this book club all the more exciting? Absolutely!!In this week's video, we are breaking down the lyrics, the video, and the outro of I Love You Jesus, as well as holding some space for Christian Music bangers, the K-Love Pledge drive, Veggie Tales' Lips song, and the rapture. Join us for chills, thrills, and Bert's surprising reveal about his lifelong...
2025-08-11
56 min
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Scooby Doo on Zombie Island | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 2
Why hello there, Bimbo. I didn't even see you! Today we are discussing the small arthouse independent film - Scooby Doo on Zombie Island. Topics include - Louisiana accents, tumultuous relationships, sneaky bitches, and a game of "Who Would Play Her?" (RuPaul style, of course)Follow us on Instagram @bimbobookclubpod for clips, extra content, and updates!If you want to see our sexy faces while we yap...check us out on Youtube!Scooby Doo on Zombie Island | Streaming on Max
2025-08-11
1h 14
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RHOSLC Pilot | Bimbo Book Club: Episode 1
WELCOME IN BIMBOS!! Book Club is in session. Location? SLC, Utah at Jen Shaw's house (she doesn't need it anymore right???)Join us as we witness Bertrude's first Real Housewives experience, dive into the ethics of scamming, and get a little too angry (just angry enough) about Mary. This episode is almost as good as 2013 Dom Perignon! Baby gorgeous, we're so happy to have you here! Follow us on Instagram @bimbobookclubpod
2025-08-07
1h 12