Shows
You Have To LaughMary Luker Has A GasMary Luker & Kimberly Robinson join Beth and Michelle to tell a gaseous tale from Mary's youth and things digress from there. 2024-02-1420 min
You Have To LaughMary Luker Has A GasMary Luker & Kimberly Robinson join Beth and Michelle to tell a gaseous tale from Mary's youth and things digress from there. 2024-02-1320 min
You Have To LaughSibling StoriesMichelle's brother, Darren Thornberry, is back! He and Michelle spend a good twenty minutes telling horrible stories about each other.2024-01-2225 min
You Have To LaughOne Year Podcast Anniversary - with secret guest!We have made it to our one year anniversary! Tune in as we give shout outs to our top three podcast guests and report amazing international listener stats. And then, the best part: our secret guest, the winner of the most listened to podcast title for our first season!2023-11-2727 min
You Have To LaughJon Vidaurri & Halloween High JinksHere's another Jon Vidaurri story from the basement sessions. Tune in to find out what REALLY BAD kids do on Halloween. 2023-10-3109 min
You Have To LaughMary & Beth Go To The ERThis week, our dear friends, Mary Luker and Kimberly Robinson stop by the studio to recall a time when Mary needed a trip to the ER and Beth was there to help??2023-10-0923 min
You Have To LaughBeth Goes To JailAs we are nearing a year of podcasting, we have saved the BEST story for now. Guys. Beth went to jail. For real. Find out why, where and how she got out in this last session taken from "the basement sessions."2023-09-2521 min
You Have To LaughSlip 'N SlideAnother episode from the "basement series" where Beth warns us all of the dangers of slip 'n slides. 2023-08-1313 min
You Have To LaughDarren Thornberry - Adventures in VasectomyMichelle hosts solo for the first time as her brother, Darren, recounts an eventful vasectomy and and even more eventful vasectomy reversal. You'll have a ball. 2023-07-2423 min
You Have To LaughBarry Patterson & The Flaming GuitarHere's another keeper from the "Basement Sessions"! Michelle's husband, Barry, tells a hot tale from his younger, be-mulleted years, when he also did not have a fully developed pre-frontal cortex.2023-07-1018 min
You Have To LaughCar TraumaBeth and Michelle recount stories of automotive trauma for your entertainment.2023-06-2637 min
You Have To LaughJonny V & The McRibJoin Beth and Michelle, along with special guests, Jon and Kim Vidaurri, as they bear witness to Jon's tale of a deep and moving experience with a McRib.2023-06-1218 min
You Have To LaughKid StoriesBeth and Michelle spitball kid stories and the topics rapidly deteriorate to nudity, bodily fluids and not knocking before you open your mom's bedroom door. Turns out, impromptu kid stories are a slippery slope.2023-04-2431 min
You Have To LaughAPRIL FOOL'S STORIESIn preparation for the upcoming April Fool's Day, Beth and Michelle trade stories of pranks done TO them and BY them. (Beth is the winner?)2023-03-2718 min
You Have To LaughOutlaw Grandparent FablesBeth kicks this episode off by narrating a historical family fable that is literally too dark to be believed. Michelle responds with Grandparent prank stories of her own.2023-03-1332 min
You Have To LaughRussell ThornberryRussell Thornberry tells a heart stopping tale of adventures in anesthesia. Around here, we think life threatening situations are reaaaaallll funny.2023-02-1511 min
You Have To LaughSharleen ThornberrySharleen Thornberry tells two sanguine tales: a toothpaste mishap and a drug mistake. Beth and Michelle find it all entirely relatable.2023-01-3011 min
You Have To LaughElliott PattersonMichelle's son, Elliott, recalls two hysterical stories: one childhood "trauma" via swimming lessons and a gut buster from his days playing high school football.2023-01-0940 min
You Have To LaughFirst Ever Christmas Special!You Have To Laugh's very first ever Christmas Special Bonus episode! Beth and Michelle get real about what this season has been like for them and then trade chuckle-worthy stories of Christmases past. Get yourself a cup of whatever is getting you by and settle in for a rare extended length storytelling sesh! (PARENTAL WARNING: DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE WHEN YOUR SANTA-BELIEVING CHILDREN ARE PRESENT! WE DO NOT WANT TO RUIN CHRISTMAS!)2022-12-2237 min
You Have To LaughDalton LaneOur fabulous guest, Dalton Lane, tells a "Jackass-ish" story of an epic prank he engineered and subsequently dodged the blame for.2022-12-1914 min
You Have To LaughBeth Gets Kicked Out (by Michelle)Beth recounts a devastating story about being kicked out of where she was living (by Michelle) and the therapeutic dramatic re-enactment that ensued. This episode also includes a parenting story that you gotta hear!2022-12-0512 min
You Have To LaughThanksgiving Is For TurkeysIn this bonus Thanksgiving episode, Beth and Michelle (your very own turkeys) both have hysterical stories of family holiday antics. Parties and unintentional inappropriate behavior are served up right alongside the mashed potatoes.2022-11-2413 min
You Have To LaughMichelle Unrenews Her VowsMichelle tells a disastrous international tale of a vow renewal gone wrong. Beth laughs at her and near her.2022-11-1426 min
You Have To LaughRussell & Sharleen ThornberryOur very first guest storytellers are Russell & Sharleen Thornberry. In this episode, Russ & Shar serve up back to back hilarious stories about heart failure and "to resuscitate or not to resuscitate". We promise, it's funny. These two are master storytellers and also...Michelle's parents.2022-10-3115 min
You Have To LaughBeth & The HairbrushBeth tells a tale of love and hair brushing and the subsequent fallout. Michelle just sits there wheeze laughing.2022-10-1714 min
You Have To LaughEpisode One - Why Are We Even Doing This?Beth Rohman and Michelle Patterson launch their new short, comedy storytelling podcast. Hear them tell you why they are even bothering and how you can be a guest!2022-10-0321 min