Shows
Swish EditionGender Neutral Toothbrushes & French BenefitsWhat are gender neutral toothbrushes, California?; Kim Kardashian actually kills on "Saturday Night Live;" McDonald's gifts teachers healthy breakfast items; Kellogg's employees' curious strike; fun "Halloween Kills," "Scream," and "Succession" news; should Madonna stop with her art projects?; why are Dunkin' Donuts Halloween costumes a thing?; K-Cups are kinda bad; and, lots of other pop culture news and views from Dale & Scott. What could be better than that?
2021-10-1248 min
Swish EditionEleven Years and Going…SomewhereOn the 11th anniversary of our very first episode, we're talking about our trip to the Outer Banks; our visit with the Kopps of Virginia Beach after 28 years; Captain Kirk is finally going to space; someone buys the Folgers' jingle; Eminem opens a spaghetti restaurant; Walmart hits poor people; a Danish artist makes a brilliant move; the "Game of Thrones" prequel gets a first look; actress/reality star Lisa Rinna gets sued for posting photos of herself; and, much more pop culture silliness.
2021-10-0749 min
Swish EditionHold My BeerDale & Scott are breaking down the huge Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas news; the Eiffel Tower's copyright claim; AMC theaters hire Nicole Kidman to win back audiences; Disney is scared they might lose their Avengers characters; SNL returns this weekend with most of the cast in place; we're diggin' Showtime's "American Rust;" a couple gets kicked out FOR wearing a mask; local governments are making restaurants pay dearly; and the stores might not have toilet paper but they have holiday decorations.
2021-09-2835 min
Swish EditionI Wanna Talk About Douche BagsWe're welcoming the fall equinox and talking about Emmys' big mess; why the next "The Walking Dead" episode scared us silly; more Facebook/Instagram controversy is brewing; Macy's Thanksgiving parade will be back; KFC sued over scalding gravy; Taco Bell has a taco-a-day scheme; "Cops" revived and "TMZ" acquired by FOX; douches continue to take their COVID frustrations out on innocent folks; and, "The Nightmare Before Christmas" hits the stage. Plus, more pop culture silliness from Dale & Scott.
2021-09-2142 min
Swish EditionWhiskey Tango FoxtrotDale and Scott are talking about Britney's new freedom ring; a Bob Ross controversy; the California political shit-show; no one will stop placing bets on the next James Bond; Bill Maher, Pat Sajak, and Vanna White will continue; Roomba can now detect poop; a woman calls in a bomb threat in order to catch her plane; you can go to a real Queen's Ball as seen on "Bridgerton;" and, lots more pop culture silliness.
2021-09-1432 min
Swish EditionGirlie Guns and Other NonsenseGet your girlie guns out and listen to some BTS! We're talkin' about China cracking down on effeminate men on television, as well as limiting video game play; the feds are looking into McDonald's ice cream machines; Apple will start featuring drivers licenses on the Wallet app; we bought some adult toys this past weekend; that woman who punched the flight attendant faces serious felonies; a lot of people don't want low paying jobs (imagine that); and, much more pop culture ridiculousness.
2021-09-0739 min
Swish EditionLove Will Lead You Back…NevermindThe unofficial last day of summer feels like it's upon us as we talk about the newish Oculus VR game system we bought; OnlyFans quickly reverses it's no porn rule; "Your Honor" will return to Showtime; Samsung can remotely disable your TV; electric vehicle charging roads are coming; Brandeis University goes ultra-woke; Kayne wants to change his name to Ye; the Nirvana 'Nevermind' album's cover baby is a dirty opportunist; Carole Baskin sells the Tiger King's zoo; and, more pop culture silliness.
2021-08-3138 min
Swish EditionOften Licked, Never BeatenThe guys are talking about their overnight in Rehoboth Beach to see a LIVE show (thank you, Sherry Vine); we really dug the action-packed "Nobody" movie; Starbuck's Pumpkin Spice Latte is back; the death of OnlyFans; Mayim Bialik steps up for "Jeopardy;" forget booze in coach this year; why European trains are worlds better than in the US; a gutsy horse makes a grand escape; SeaWorld kills another whale; people are faking vaccination cards; and, more crazy, crazy stuff.
2021-08-2448 min
Swish EditionVodka Soaked DiatribesDale and Scott are talking about Netflix's sneaky "Grace and Frankie" surprise; the final season of "The Walking Dead" arrives Sunday; Nestflix (sic) takes a look at movies and shows that should have been; Mayim Bialik beats LaVar Burton for "Jeopardy!" specials; Dolly Parton 'writes' a book; Fox News' Greg Gutfeld opens his own mail; Erykah Badu is a very bad party guest; David Letterman and Larry David get shafted; and, much more pop culture silliness.
2021-08-1734 min
Swish EditionRants, Raves, and RihannaWe're talking about celebrities hawking personalized videos; Britney gets denied yet again; Bravocon has been 86'd because of COVID; Bam sues "Jackass" for his own drug use; Rihanna is now a billionaire, second only to Oprah; Gordon Ramsay's massive payday with Fox; Lucy's new podcast; American Airlines' TikTok/Chinese trouble; Americans are the worst cyber criminals; Disney has lost its mind with their new Star Wars hotel prices; and, much more pop culture news and views.
2021-08-1046 min
Swish EditionGorillas Hurling Poo (And Other Sh#t)The guys are breaking down Disney's triple mess with "Black Widow," pigmies, and poo throwing gorillas; New Jersey renaming their rest stops after famous local folks like Connie Chung (say what?); Kelly Clarkson's ex's wins a major payday; Dolly Parton reveals that she'll finally appear on "Grace & Frankie;" MTV turns 40; Seth MacFarlane really HATES Fox News; Shake Shack shakes things up; and, much more pop culture silliness.
2021-08-0335 min
Swish EditionWake Up With SwishGuest co-host Jacqueline is in the house as we discuss Dale & Scott's trip to NYC and Vegas; Dale gets a new tattoo; Jaleel White's Purple Urkel marijuana line; "Cribs" returns to MTV; why Pam wouldn't marry Joey; Britney seems more unhinged than usual; A Very Backstreet Christmas is coming; Bezos makes his space flight; the winner of "Crime Scene Kitchen" made us a cake; the Rolling Stone s are rolling once again; are the Olympics crashing and burning?; and much more pop culture silliness.
2021-07-2745 min
Swish EditionOff We Go Into The Wild Blue YonderWe're celebrating Sir Richard Branson becoming an astronaut; "Succession" is coming back to HBO one last time; an "Atomic Blonde" sequel is in the works; our upcoming trip back to Las Vegas is almost here; and we bought bicycles! Plus, we're ranting about governments buying private land; unruly airline passengers getting away with murder; and people who poop all over innovation. All that and much more pop culture news and reviews, including dissing a dead monkey.
2021-07-1341 min
Swish EditionGet Crackin'On National Fried Chicken Day, we're talking about Biden's plan to make airlines refund your checked bag fees if they lose said bags; the billion dollar "Hamilton" musical receives $30 million in taxpayer funds; Richard Branson plans to beat Jeff Bezos to space; Mumford and Sons' Winston Marshall quits so he can be political; Quentin Tarantino is still dreaming of making "Kill Bill 3;" a drag queen is dragged to jail in DC; and, much more pop culture silliness.
2021-07-0644 min
Swish EditionHere Kitty KittyDale and Scott are getting on the #freebritney bandwagon and talk about those shaming the silent majority and toxic social media bullying; we clarify the Scooter Braun/Taylor Swift rift; plus, the Indian woman who wouldn't marry her groom because he needs glasses to see; Disney is making more ride-themed movies; vampires are coming to AMC; TAB cola gets a farewell party; Harrison Ford hurts himself again; a sexy new speakeasy opens in Las Vegas; and, much more pop culture news and silliness.
2021-06-2938 min
Swish EditionEverything Doesn't Need To Be EverythingMan, oh man, it's tough trying to be everything these days. Even Victoria's Secret Angels have been deemed culturally irrelevant because the new board of directors thinks underwear models need to be activists these days. Hosts Dale & Scott discuss that, plus a Backstreet Boys-NSYNC mashup; National Bring Your Dog to Work Day; Hollywood's new Walk of Fame inductees; we remember our celebrity run-ins; and so much more pop culture news…stuff you don't need to know about. But it's fun stuff!
2021-06-2245 min
Swish EditionOllie the Assh@leWe're talking about the fast-approaching Summer Solstice; an RV living cat named Ollie the Asshole; Jimmy Buffett's massive new resort in Manhattan; what we think they should do with unruly airline passengers; how our government leaders have lost their collective minds; people are buying invisible and intangible "art" for millions; and, so very much more pop culture craziness.
2021-06-1547 min
Swish EditionRah, Rah, Sis Boom Bah!We're talking about Jeff Bezos' personal space odyssey; Apple announces new iOS features; Tinder will start blocking people you know; cruise ships are cruising again; California's insane vaccine lottery scheme; United Airlines to buy supersonic planes; Dolly Parton to spend $500M on a Dollywood expansion; the Avengers open at Disneyland; some are worried Amazon will ruin James Bond; more gayeties are coming; Miley Cyrus will rock out Vegas for July 4th; and, much, much more.
2021-06-0835 min
Swish EditionThe First TrimesterDale & Scott are kicking off the unofficial first day of summer with memories of their trip to Key West; the FAA's suggestion to start weighing passengers; the #skipthestuff effort to save the planet seems right to us; a "Friends" reunion review; BTS is making more than a few waves at McDonald's and China; Justin Bieber's hair controversy; is "Law & Order: SVU" appropriate for kids?; we say goodbye to Gavin MacLeod & Charles Grodin; and, much more pop culture silliness.
2021-06-0141 min
Swish EditionDicky DoozyIt's a super good time with topless Jeep revelers; Ellen DeGeneres' show is coming to an end; AT&T is spinning off WarnerMedia to compete with the other streamers; we get lost in TikToc land; what the heck is a dicky doozy?; Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees are announced; pizza vending machines are a thing; you can recycle your Babies; Pokémon cards are hot commodities again; a "Bring It On" slasher movie is coming; mask mandates are all over the map…PLUS, a preview of "The Binge Bum Podcast."
2021-05-181h 06
Swish EditionTrue Love's KissWe're telling you how to get banned from Disneyland; the Golden Globes' fast death; people are disappearing into caves; Conan O'Brien says goodbye to late night; Elon Musk's "SNL" stint; will cruises come back without children?; Broadway starts announcing return dates; Prince Charming is the next victim of the woke police; National Take Your Parents to the Playground Day is coming up; Wynn Las Vegas is building a huge club at the Raiders' stadium in Vegas; and, much more pop culture silliness.
2021-05-1142 min
Swish EditionMay the 4th Be With You and Your MotherIt's May 4th, so we're celebrating "Star Wars" day; discuss who's the husband and who's the wife thanks to our painter; "Paddington 2" is the most perfect movie ever according to y'all; we're loving Rescue Strong's commitment to dog adoptions; there is a huge double standard regarding the n-word; PC-ness goes bananas over Sarah Paulson's fat suit; we've lost Oscar winner Olympia Dukakis; we're gearing up to honor our mother's this weekend with a brunch; and, much more pop culture silliness.
2021-05-0437 min
Swish EditionThe Odds Are Good But the Goods Are OddBreaking down all the odd goods including the dogecoin craze; Elon Musk hosting "Saturday Night Live;" the Harry Potter store in NYC; the Oscars shitshow; we're halfway to Halloween; Spielberg's "West Side Story" remake; what's up with Caitlyn for California?; Lavar Burton finally wins a guest gig on "Jeopardy!;" it's National Superhero Day; Michael Keaton is coming back as Batman; huge Vegas news including the return of Celine Dion; and, much more silliness.
2021-04-2840 min
Swish EditionFour-TwentyOn the occasion of 4-20, we're talking about Lizzo's drunk DM to Chris Evans; Maya Rudolph's spot-on Beyoncé and Kamala Harris impressions; 'Hedwig' is cast as The Tiger King; should Florence Pugh play Madonna?; Dolly Parton ice cream is a thing; Hank Azaria (unnecessarily) apologizes AGAIN for portraying Apu; did JLo leave Arod for Josh Duhamel?; the "Downton Abbey" sequel getting a release date; and much, much more pop culture silliness.
2021-04-2035 min
Swish EditionDon't Worry, Be HappyThe guys rant about the depressing so-called comedy "The Connors;" how businesses might not be able to require proof of vaccines; the 'Ginger Assassin' scores a 7-10 split; the Oscar nominations AGAIN don't reflect what the people are watching; Lavar Burton's "Jeopardy!" campaigning is shameless; The Rock contemplates a POTUS run; Justin Timberlake may have orchestrated the infamous Super Bowl 'wardrobe malfunction;' Tom Hanks must be so proud; and, DMX was a huge "The Golden Girls" fan.
2021-04-1340 min
Swish EditionGoing Old SchoolFor the first episode of the 11th season, we're talking about our trip back to Las Vegas; Apple's inside leaker; Tik-Toc creators exposing fast food restaurants; the 17 years cicadas are coming; Fox News is getting a late night comedy show; huge "The Walking Dead" and "Young Sheldon" news; Beyonce's public storage gets robbed; Gorilla Glue woman is pregnant; Katy Perry doesn't shave her legs; and, OnlyFans creators can't have public sex without permission.
2021-04-0644 min
Swish EditionTwo Jokers and a QueenJacqueline, the German angel, joins the guys to talk Taylor Swift's new song versions; Britney Spears is getting ALL the attention; Justin Timberlake gets out in front of PC-ism and apologizes to Britney and Janet Jackson for 20-year-old slights; Aunt Jemima's new branding; Kevin Hart learns the hard way that everyone needs to watch their pennies; it's not a good idea to go to sleep with your AirPods; we say goodbye to two more celebrities, Mary Wilson and Larry Flynt; and, much more craziness.
2021-02-1642 min
Swish EditionLet's All Rant and RaveScott goes on an epic rant about the Super Bowl coverage; we talk about the GOAT's salary; the miserable halftime show (who at the NFL thought The Weeknd was a good pick? — we have our choices for next year, BTW); the good and bad commercials; PLUS, we chat about Dolly Parton's reluctancy to get political; the best states to live if you're single; Subway defends their tunafish; and, we say goodbye to "The Sound of Music" actor Christopher Plummer.
2021-02-0940 min
Swish EditionGroundhogs Don't Know Sh*tWe're breaking down the sorted history of the hardly-ever-right groundhog; honor a past Swish guest, the late Cloris Leachman, with a classic clip; Peeps finally return in time for Easter with a spicy new flavor option (ole!); big brands are pre-releasing their Super Bowl ads; "Saved By the Ball" star Dustin Diamond has died; we might finally get "The Walking Dead" Rick movies; and a lot more pop culture silliness.
2021-02-0239 min
Swish EditionDale, Scott, and BernieTalkin' about the first ever Super Bowl home team advantage; Dolly Parton's 75th birthday; Larry King passes on; Trump's Diet Coke button removed; the Bernie Sanders meme explosion; the possibility of a DeLorean comeback; "America's Most Wanted" to get a FOX reboot; why Jeep Wrangler owners wave at each other; the crazy Armie Hammer cannibal rumors; UHaul releases a list of the top U.S. migration states; and much more pop culture news and views with Dale and Scott.
2021-01-2630 min
Swish EditionRumors, Innuendo, and a Few FactsWe celebrate television icon Betty White's 99th birthday; Biden won't be allowed to bring his dangerous Peloton to the White House; should controversial people be erased from past movies?; Ralph Lauren cancels golfer Justin Thomas; Disney 86's annual passes; a law firm is giving away a Valentine's Day divorce; we now have a glass-blowing competition show; the classic movie roles Michelle Pfeffer declined (like Sharon Stone's character in "Basic Instinct); and, so much more pop culture silliness.
2021-01-1937 min
Swish EditionForgotten Pears & Extraordinary GenitalsWe've got breaking "I Love Lucy" movie news; a "Home Alone" themed AirBnB you can rent; Denmark launches a kid's program about a man with the world's biggest penis; will Disney 86 Trump from The Hall of Presidents?; Martha Stewart forgot to pick her pears; television's most iconic vehicles; CBS ditches "Lucky Dog" host Brandon McMillan for bucks; more "Sex and the City" is coming; Roku buys Quibi's content; we have a new movie giveaway; and, so much more pop culture news and views.
2021-01-1235 min
Swish EditionBlood, Sweat, and Peanut ButterDale & Scott are talking about Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's obsession with peanut butter; Jennifer Aniston's Christmas ornament controversy; James "Scotty" Doohan's ashes go to space; the bonkers tale of actress Tanya Robert's misdiagnosed death; a castaway dies of COVID; Mandalorian tea is a thing; "Hell's Kitchen" returns to Las Vegas; "Call Me Kat" is annoying; "Let Them All Talk" is fascinating; and, much more pop culture fun.
2021-01-0535 min
Swish EditionThe Last One of 2020To wrap up the worst year ever, we're talkin' about the hot mess that is "Wonder Woman 1984;" Christopher Walken's freedom from devices; Tiffany Haddish's interns; a new "Sex and the City" series; the loss of Gramma; the $30 million YouTube kid; what to eat for good luck; MJ's Neverland ranch finally sells; all the new Christmas Day streaming fare, and much, much more.
2020-12-2938 min
Swish EditionA Very Swishy ChristmasFor our Christmas episode, we're talking about how Disney World photoshops masks onto maskless ride riders for a buck; there's an amazingly realistic "Home Alone" gingerbread house; we find out that the "Jeopardy!" host has more power than we thought; Kevin from "The Office" is the top earner on Cameo; we memorialize all the celebrities we lost in 2020; we have a DVD giveaway to announce; KFC sponsors a Lifetime movie; Christmas-colored candy corn is a yucky thing; and, more Christmas silliness.
2020-12-2232 min
Swish EditionA Cavalcade of ConsternationWe've got news about Nic Cage's swear words series; Howard Stern re-ups for $120M a year; Cody Simpson is now an Olympian; DJ Earworm's 2020 mashup has dropped; we announce TWO movie giveaways; a deranged man dances on an airliner's wing; HBO wants to reboot "True Blood;" "Office Space" is honored in "The Mandalorian;" our favorite shows are finally back in production; and, so much more silliness.
2020-12-1538 min
Swish EditionLucky to Be Alive…And Other NonsenseWe're talking about why elves don't have to wear masks; Lady Gaga gets her own Oreo; no more emotional support pigs on airplanes; Pac Man is 40; Kelly Clarkson's ex wants $5 million+ a year; a John Hughes tribute video you need to see; a "Christmas Vacation" slot machine exists!; Cyndi Lauper's star-studded Christmas special on Tik-Toc; Disney World's Galactic Starcruiser hotel; more mysterious monolith theories; Warner Bros. to release all 2021 films on HBO Max on opening day; and much more.
2020-12-0838 min
Swish EditionLicking Up The Creamy Middle Like She Did When She Was LittleWe're kicking off the holiday season with the Utah monolith; Scott gets beat by a 76-year-old grandmother; the people demand Biden bring back Taco Bell's 86'd menu items; you can customize your own Oreos; George Clooney cuts how own hair with a Flowbee; Michael B. Jordon has an OnlyFans account dedicated to his facial hair; "Jeopardy!" will celebrate the best of Alex Trebek; Felicity Huffman bounces back; The Child gets a name; we are digging "The Flight Attendant;" and, tons of super silliness.
2020-12-0144 min
Swish EditionDishwasher Turkey, Sherry Vine, and a Plastic-Boxed SantaOn the occasion of our 300th episode, we're warning you not to defrost your turkey in the dishwasher; thank Dolly for her philanthropy; discuss Santa-in-a-box; Oxford releases its words for the year; Ricky Martin is robbed again; Conan moves to streaming; "Wonder Woman 1984" will stream on opening day; we love ABC's "Big Sky;" and we chat to Swish's #1 guest, international drag superstar Sherry Vine, about her "Station 19" and "Supermarket Sweep" episodes; and, oh so much more.
2020-11-2448 min
Swish EditionBirds, Clamdy Canes, and a White Hot PassionIt's a potpourri of pop culture with Katy Perry getting sued for using her own name; McDonald's McPlant; clam-flavored candy canes; "Zumanity" dies in Vegas; Madonna's "Immaculate Collection" turns 30; The Weeknd will play the Super Bowl; Chris Columbus isn't happy about the "Home Alone" remake; we're loving Hulu's "A Teacher;" Baby Yoda eats an egg and people lose their minds; Steven Soderbergh makes a no-budget movie for HBO Max; the Grinch is coming to live TV; and, much more silly fun.
2020-11-1749 min
Swish EditionLive Your Life to the Fullest…and PizzaThe guys talk Starbuck's mega-haul from pumpkin spice; Tesla's expensive Tequila has already sold out; rescue dogs to return to the White House; the $11,000 toilet we must have; which toys made the Toy Hall of Fame; a sweet election day pizza story; we say goodbye to a national treasure and a dear personal friend; Johnny Depp's woes; Netflix raises prices again; "Wheel of Fortune" coming to primetime; sitcoms need to stay away from COVID crap; and much, much more. Dedicated to Elaine Feehrer.
2020-11-1039 min
Swish EditionA Limited-Edition ExplosionThe guys recount their Halloween weekend; talk about brands' limited-edition offerings such as the KFC scented fire log, Mountain Dew's hot sauce, and the unexplainable McRib; a school superintendent promises snow days will be preserved even if virtual; there are 850,000+ active podcasts in the U.S.; Laurie Laughlin reports to prison; "Hocus Pocus" to get a sequel; the original James Bond dies; and, much more pop culture silliness.
2020-11-0334 min
Swish EditionBoo! The Halloween EditionSpine-Chilling Scott and Ghoulish Dale are talking Halloween costumes; is "The Nightmare Before Christmas" a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?; depressing online pandemic weddings; the new Borat movie; Quibi fails miserably; the concept of PeakTV; we're divided on HBO Max's "The Flight Attendant;" Charlie Brown holiday specials won't be on the broadcast networks this year ; and much more, live on tape.
2020-10-2733 min
Swish EditionThe One Where Berta and Tab DiedThe boys are talking about Rudolph & Santa hitting the auction block; Coca-Cola kills 50% of their brands; Dunkin's Spicy Ghost Pepper donut; Fleetwood Mac's "Dreams" races up the charts because of a skateboarding, juice drinking' dude; Vegas gets the Super Bowl; "Hocus Pocus" makes a return; Neve Campbell is onboard for "Scream 5;" y'all need to watch "The West Wing" voting special; Rebe and "Good Times" return to TV; and, much more, from the secret underground studio to your ears.
2020-10-2034 min
Swish EditionStoli-Swabbed for Your ProtectionThe guys are talking about Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin's (his real name) "Home Alone" mask; shows returning to Vegas; AirBnB hates Halloween; Sofía Vergara is Hollywood's highest paid actress; Dale tries to "Name That Tune;" Southwest employees would rather get laid off than take a bit less money; "No Time To Die" pushed back again; Disney will attempt to make a Space Mountain movie; and, much more, LIVE on tape from the secret underground studio.
2020-10-1333 min
Swish EditionThe Lords and Number 3Back from hiatus, it's our 10th anniversary season and we're talking about Red Lobster's Mountain Dew tequila cocktail; how we became Scottish Lords; "Beverly Hills, 90210" is 30 years old!; National Vodka Day; Rob Lows' $45 million pay day; going #3; Billie Eilish's "No Time To Die" music video; movie theaters aren't doing well; the epic violence erupting in Las Vegas; cancelling Halloween; and, much, much more, LIVE on tape from our new secret underground studio.
2020-10-0637 min
Swish EditionThe One Before the HiatusDuring the last episode of their summer season, Dale and Scott talk dream jobs watching TV; Madonna missing from Dua Lipa's new music video; Queen and Adam Lambert's new album; "The Powerpuff Girls" to be reborn; BTS' "Dynamite" blows up; Britney can't break free; Lori Laughlin gets hard time; Wynn closing the amazing Le Rêve; "The Batman" news; Adam Sandler's new Halloween movie; Australia 86's Ellen; and, much more, LIVE from Las Vegas.
2020-08-2529 min
Swish EditionLittle Firenados EverywhereBoth Fall and Christmas come early this year with pumpkin spice and Dolly Parton; AMC opens with 15¢ movies; Snoop Dog wine; Ryan Reynolds sells gin; late night goes back to the studio; the underwear dude in the Snickers commercial; firenados are a thing!; pepperoni is in short supply; tons of new reboots on the way including "Planes, Trains & Automobiles;" "The Connors" and other shows go back into production; and, much more!
2020-08-2032 min
Swish EditionThe Knights of San RafaelDua Lipa recruits Madonna, Missy Elliott, and more for new remix album; Tiffany Haddish is dating Common; Delta has banned over 100 people for not wearing masks; theaters are reopening—would you go?; Simon Cowell breaks his back on an e-bike; Fox News rules television; Disney+ surpasses 60 million subscribers; "Who's the Boss" is coming back; Patrick the Starfish gets his own show; and, we have a DVD giveaway from "The King of Staten Island." Dale and Scott, LIVE on tape from Las Vegas!
2020-08-1130 min
Swish EditionS'mores & WhoresThis week we're talking about retailers saying no to Thanksgiving; Shark Tank is moving to Vegas; a homeless man drowns in the Bellagio fountain; Mo'Nique gets her day in court; Cheezit and boxed wine; The Rock buys the XFL; the Scream reboot; Top Gun moving to 2021; Drew Barrymore is coming to daytime; Ellen is going down; and much, much more, LIVE on tape from Las Vegas.
2020-08-0536 min
Swish EditionSwitcharooDale and Scott switch seats to talk about Nicki Minaj being pregnant; ABC dumps Tom Bergeron; Kayne has LOST his mind; Taco Bell has lost their mind; Kygo's new Tina Turner cover; big box stores finally come around; White Castle robots; Grateful Dead sneakers; The Golden Girls' house is for sale; a "Grease" prequel; "Clueless" is 25; Jamie Lee Curtis really did it; and much, much more, live on tape from Las Vegas.
2020-07-2136 min
Swish EditionUnsophisticated RubesWe've got the launch of Peacock; new Swish coffee mugs; things closing down again; fireworks insanity; sad Hollywood deaths; the Washington Redskins finally changing their name; AirBnB trying to stop house parties; tons of retail companies go bankrupt; "Halloween Kills" pushed to 2021; drive-in theaters are the new normal; "The Empire Strikes Back" is the biggest movie in America; Disney+ surpasses 30 million subscribers; and so much more, live on tape from Las Vegas.
2020-07-1437 min
Swish EditionSh#t Show at the F@ck FactoryDale & Scott are talking Kellogg's Mashups cereal; getting mistaken for a senior citizen; airliners packing flights again; NYC's Friday the 13th PSA; Broadway staying dark until 2021; Costco sheet cakes; the new Aretha Franklin movie; Ozark's 4th and final season; Hamilton premiering on Disney+; Beavis and Butthead to return; Curb Your Enthusiasm gets an 11th season; Shark Week is coming; Binge Bum is coming; and much more, live from Las Vegas.
2020-07-0348 min
Swish EditionMarinating in Saharan Dust and Gwyneth's Private PartsDale and Scott are talking about their trip to Utah; Apple's new widgets and stuff; masks now mandatory in Nevada; Las Vegas' new Circa resort will be completely 21+; Steve Wynn lists his house for $24 million; Disneyland won't be opening in July but they are under pressure to re-theme rides; Siri helps you when you get pulled over; turns out the word 'Eskimo' isn't very nice; Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to buy her orgasm; the Dixie Chicks become The Chicks; a female-centric Pirates of the Caribbean reboot; Michael Keaton might return as Batman; and, much more, live on tape from...
2020-06-2747 min
Swish EditionBe Excellent to Each OtherDale & Scott are talking about Keanu's new Bill & Ted movie; the Pro Bowl and Super Bowl coming to Vegas; re-imagined buffets; Lady A's name is being used; Quaker Oats to retire Aunt Jemima; Ford's reboot of the Bronco reveled on OJ Simpson's birthday; James Bond and Modern Family might get spin-offs; Quibi keeps cranking them out; Crossing Swords is hella funny; and, tons more, live on tape from Las Vegas.
2020-06-1944 min
Swish EditionA Fun Day at the Mud HoleWe've got Corona-Free strippers in Las Vegas; drive-ins are all the rage again; Garth Brooks' new nationwide concert; new video games on the horizon, like Star Wars; Canada kills the Alaskan cruise season; HBO Max makes some iffy decisions about Looney Tunes cartoons and classic movies like Gone with the Wind; a new non-opinion news block is coming to WGN; Pete Davidson's The King of Staten Island is now available on VOD; we're digging Star Trek: Picard; Disney+ has a slew of fun, behind-the-scenes specials; and, much more, live from Las Vegas.
2020-06-1247 min
Swish EditionHoly Water in a Squirt GunA quarantine-era web show gets acquired by CBSViacom; Chef Jose Andres does good around the world; Americans are finally sending folks back into space after 10 years; Pink Shorts Boom Guy passes away; "Batwoman" quits after one year; Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox split; all about the Jake at State Farm guy; they're going down to Titanic to get a telegraph machine; a Nebraska woman sues ALL homosexuals everywhere; a priest uses a squirt gun to delivery holy water in social distancing; and, much, much more, Dale & Scott are LIVE from Las Vegas to the world.
2020-05-2241 min
Swish EditionLet Them Eat with MannequinsIt's all about John Krasinski bringing you some good news; Hard Rock could return to Vegas; NFL stadiums might be empty this Fall but we'll hear and see fake fans; Cher goes Spanish; don't ship cremated remains; Richard, Jerry, and Roy have passed; Masterclass is on sale; Ryan Murphy has a lot up his sleeves; Queen Latifah is coming to your TV to settle some scores; "Defending Jacob" is the shit; and so much more, this week, on the Swish Edition. LIVE from Las Vegas.
2020-05-1537 min
Swish EditionPhase OneWe're talking about small businesses doing good things; Stephanie Meyer's "Twilight" prequel is coming; Betty White return in time for Christmas; CBS makes all the changes; a new standalone "Star Wars" movie is in the works; Tom Cruise is going to space; Neve Campbell is in talks to make "Scream 5;" my cousin will be in a new Food Network show next week called "Bakeaway Camp;" "SNL" wraps season 45; there's a new cell phone with a rotory dial; and, much more, live from Las Vegas!
2020-05-0838 min
Swish EditionReserva EspecialWe're back outside talking about the broadcast networks running out of content; Netflix adds 16 million subscribers; you can make Mickey beignets at home; Anderson Cooper gets a baby; reporters without pants; Mumbais flamingo invasion; our friend Rob Nagle pops up everywhere on TV; Kelly Clarkson channels Madonna; what airports might look like in the future; and, much more, live from Las Vegas!
2020-05-0236 min
Swish EditionQuartyard Qocktails in QuarantineDale and Scott are outside talking about the new ageism in Hollywood; Shake Shack and Sweetgreen come to their senses; IKEA meatballs; Jason Bateman and his "Ozark" predictions; "Will & Grace" wraps it up again; "The Batman" is pushed to late-2021; "Scoob!" is coming to your TV first; Dolly Parton produced "Buffy the Vampire Slayer;" Ryan Murphy's "Hollywood;" all the great new stuff coming to HBO Max, including J.J. Abrams originals; and much more, live from Las Vegas!
2020-04-2537 min
Swish EditionTo Nomi Is To Love MeWe're talking ninja face masks; a 3-legged dead bunny; making lasagna; the Las Vegas valley Thunderbird fail; a new "Showgirls" documentary is coming; a new "Mandalorian" documentary series, too; how about $8.2 million in your checking account?; Disney releases theme park recipes; everyone hating on Ellen; Scott's cousin on a new Food Network show called "Bakeaway Camp;" Leslie Jordon's hilarious Instagram videos; and much more, live from Las Vegas!
2020-04-1938 min
Swish EditionAll Our Eggs, One BasketEaster in isolation and we have no white eggs to color and no ham to eat! The horrors. Speaking of horrors, Dale gave Scott a haircut! It's not pretty. We're also talking about Quibi shows, gun permit background checks skyrocket, homemade jockstrap masks, Roseanne is still looney, is Janeway coming to CBS All Access?, a new Robin Hood, Dead to Me season 2, Scott's new book, and much more, live from Las Vegas!
2020-04-1147 min
Swish EditionDo Not Look Behind the CurtainDale & Scott are playing with their new video server, talking all the free streaming music and video available to everyone, Quibi is coming for short attention spans, Kim Kardashian is helping our broken criminal justice problem, Wynn wins, and so much more!
2020-04-0432 min
Swish EditionIt's The End of the World As We Know ItOh man. What can we say? Here's what we think you should be watching instead of looking at the news.
2020-03-2836 min
Swish EditionQuarantiniWe're back, bitches! We're talking about our RV trip, Scott's 50th birthday, and all the shows and movies you should be watching during your social distancing. We miss human contact!!!
2020-03-2132 min
Swish EditionWalla Walla, What?Our friend Robbie joins us from Walla Walla, Washington to discuss Instagram and Facebook's ridiculous new policies; Madonna's chronic lateness; Cher is going to live forever; people killing for Popeye's chicken sandwich; James Dean comes back to life; "Knives Out" looks amazing; reboot mania is still alive on TV with "Weeds," "Revenge," "Gossip Girl," and "Good Times;" Vanna White's day to shine; 90210 axed; and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
2019-11-1147 min
Swish EditionGhoulishWith Jacqueline in-stuido with us, we're talking the Washington Nationals!; Halloween; "Zombieland: Double Tap;" Daylight Savings Time bullshit; John Witherspoon; James Holzhauer; "Punky Brewster;" Disney's puppet talk show; "Game of Thrones" prequels; and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
2019-11-0122 min
Swish EditionOh, MexicoWe're talking about our recent Mexico cruise; "The Facts of Life" sorta reunion; Coppola and Scorsese hate superhero movies; a woman is banned from Royal Caribbean forever; Lady Gaga falls off her stage; NPH in the "Matrix 4;" "The Walking Dead" is damned good this season; we're getting ready for Halloween; and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
2019-10-2236 min
Swish EditionThe Nevada SaboteurIt's all about JLo and Shakira at the Super Bowl; The Far Side might be coming back; "Downton Abbey" has its own gin…and you can stay in Highclere Castle; Erika Jayne is going to "Chicago;" Madonna is always late; lots of casinos are changing hands in Vegas; Kelly Clarkson is a cruise ship godmother; Jane Lynch and Cyndi Lauper are channeling "The Golden Girls;" "Saved By The Bell," "Battlestar Galactica," and "Mad About You" reboots; the original stars of "Jurassic Park" are coming back; and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
2019-09-2839 min
Swish EditionTake Me Home TonightIt's a crazy cocktail party with Dale and Scott's in-studio guest host Kristin Talastas. The vodka-soaked threesome are talking about Scott's book club appearance for his novel "The Maine Nemesis;" the "Jay & Silent Bob's Reboot" is coming!; a super, super dirty new music video has hit the internet; Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick will star together on Broadway; Eddie Money and Ric Ocasek have passed on; "Grace & Frankie" gets a 7th and final season; "SNL" is having problems with their newest cast member; Tamron Hall's and Kelly Clarkson's talk shows are a snooze; "Downton Abbey" opens this coming...
2019-09-1642 min
Swish EditionYour Show of ShowsWe're taking about Bellagio; Mandalay Bay; United Airlines miles; the "Game of Thrones" concert experience; Matthew McConaughey in Austin; What/If on Netflix; Gillian Anderson on "The Crown"; The "Saved By The Bell" reboot; Hooters is leaving Las Vegas; the Colosseum gets a reboot; Mike Tyson does cannabis; and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
2019-09-0938 min
Swish EditionLifeline and SinkerScott's sister Laura is a co-host in the studio this week while we talk about the Blue Man Group; Disney's Haunted Mansion turns 50; Larry King is getting divorced at 85yo; McDonald's is bringing sweet potato fries to the world; streaming services; "The Morning Show;" "Dancing with the Stars" stars??; James Bond 25 gets a title; Tracy Morgan joining "Coming 2 America;" "Matrix 4;" and, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
2019-08-2232 min
Swish EditionBarefoot in the LavatoryWe're talking about modern air travel (it sucks!); the Janet Jackson concert; Sabrina on Netflix; "Chrisley Knows Prison" might be a new reality show; NBC wants to revive "St. Elmo's Fire;" TVLINE wants to spoil everything; you've got to see Kathy Griffin's new movie; "Friends" is coming to a theater near you; and much more, live on tape from Sin City!
2019-08-1545 min
Swish EditionAlligators in Your CrawlspaceDale and Scott are joined by movie aficionado Melissia Taziar with "Yesterday," "The Lion King," and "Crawl" reviews—PS, "Crawl" sounds horrific!; we also talk spoilers; second-guessing "Yellowstone;" Apollo 11 projected onto the Washington Monument; "Veronica Mars" came early; summer game shows; will we like "Gossip Girl" w/o the original cast?; CBS and AT&T ain't getting along; Sting is coming to Las Vegas; a new "Walking Dead" spin-off; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
2019-07-2247 min
Swish EditionThe ScoundrelBack from our summer vacation, we're talking about Aerosmith; JLo; $6,000 slot machine wins; "Orange is the New Black;" "Veronica Mars;' AT&T's fight with local stations; The Taco Bell Hotel; the new Batman; "Back to the Future" on stage; "White Chicks" might be coming back; A "Flintstones" reboot; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
2019-07-1540 min
Swish EditionLions, a Coyote, and a GiraffeIt's Mother's Day and we're back in the studio with tales from our Pacific cruise; lions and a giraffe living two miles from our house; parents' week in Vegas; Madonna's new music; Archie Bunker and George Jefferson returning to TV; Howard Stern signing off; Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer; "Dead To Me" is the most perfect series; Shannon Dougherty joins "BH90210"; what is the window of time for spoilers?; George Clooney's boycott worked; fast food restaurants have secret menu items; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
2019-05-1346 min
Swish EditionSmoking Our MeatWe're smoking meat today in the backyard for our friend Marci; Madonna's "Like a Prayer" turns 30!; Gucci is selling $870 dirty sneakers; do you know how long you can keep an opened bottle of wine? we'll tell you; we discovered the Jean George Steakhouse at ARIA, yum!; Donny & Marie are hanging it up; people want to see Michael Jackson go away forever; Gayle King is the coolest cucumber in journalism; Roseanne blames Sara Gilbert for her career tanking; Barbra Streisand has lost her damned mind; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
2019-03-2445 min
Swish Edition49 Bottles of Beer on the WallIt's Scott's birthday and Dale and Scott are in the studio talking about Janet Jackson's new Las Vegas residency; another Walking Dead spinoff; where I Dream of Jeannie's bottle came from; our new virtual reality video games; Martha Stewart and pot; The Jonas Bros. are back together; Tootsie is coming to Broadway; Rami Malek as a new Bond villain; a Banana Splits horror movie; new America's Got Talent judges; our craft bourbon collection; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!
2019-03-0245 min
Swish Edition88 Miles Per HourScott wants one of the new DeLoreans; boring Super Bowl; all the new Las Vegas residency news; Ben & Jerry's sans plastic; sea terraces on Virgin Cruises; the Newseum is done; Heinz Tomato Caviar; a new Batman is coming; a Jay & Silent Bob a reboot is filming; "The Dukes of Hazzard" is 40 years old!?; and, lots more pop culture news you can use! Dale & Scott live from Las Vegas. This episode is brought to you by "The Maine Nemesis," a new thriller novel available on Amazon.com as an e-book or a trade paperback! Written by Swish Edition co-host R...
2019-02-1043 min
Swish EditionIs That Alcohol In Your Cup?We're talking about the lunar eclipse; why New Year's Eve shows suck; why your religion shouldn't dictate what's in MY cup at a Cirque show in Las Vegas; Adam Lambert covers Cher; is the "White Boi" song racist?; fish force a commercial airplane to make an emergency landing; Britney cancels her new Vegas residency; "Game of Thrones" finally gets a premiere date; "The Sopranos" creator finally confirms a major Tony development; a lot of celebrities died; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City. This first episode of 2019 is brought to you by "The Maine Nemesis,"...
2019-01-2043 min
Swish EditionShlemiel, Schlemazel, Hasenpfeffer IncorporatedPC-ism is slowly losing its steam; "Back to the Future" and "Queer as Folk" reboots are VERY bad ideas; Negan sits in with Kelly; more "Sabrina" is ordered; a "90210" reboot with the original cast is being pitched; General Mills kicking around ideas for monster cereal movies; Penny Marshall passes; LAS to become Sen. Harry Reid International Airport?!; "The Christmas Chronicles" with Kurt Russell is a new classic; KFC scented firelogs are here; an "Aquaman" dildo is a thing; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
2018-12-2237 min
Swish EditionBaby, It's Rapey InsideTumblr cuts off its nose to spite its face by banning porn; a Christmas classic is deemed inappropriate in 2018; all about our Las Vegas staycation including a Fleetwood Mac concert; "The Walking Dead" makes some big mistakes; Piers Morgan makes fun of Dick Van Dyke; Mickey Mouse turns 90; Mika and Joe get secret married; we've got your R-rated Christmas gift ideas; Scott lists his top-10 favorite Christmas movies; 41 passes on; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
2018-12-0443 min
Swish EditionI Wanna Be Vanna WhiteWe're talking traditional Thanksgiving menus; you can now die at Disneyland; Dale's big win on the Strip; "Game of Thrones" gets a premiere month; we're loving "Bodyguard" on Netflix; The Spice Girls are going on tour again; Conan O'Brien is going to reinvent late night; Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is coming; "Jeopardy" and "Wheel of Fortune" secure for a few more years; Rick Grimes and "Breaking Bad" movies are coming; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
2018-11-1542 min
Swish EditionYou Can't Beat the Real ThingWe're finally back with tales from our San Francisco trip; seven hour baseball games; tattoo parlors at sea; the Titanic will sail again; Megyn Kelly sure knows how to blow a $69 million deal; Big Bird is retiring; more Ab Fab?; James Bond is NOT a girl; Hollywood is clueless if they remake Clueless; why is Coca-Cola taste best at McDonald's?; Britney is coming back, bitches; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
2018-10-2851 min
Swish EditionEight Years Ago TodayOn our Eighth Anniversary episode we're talking about the brilliance of the street artist Banksy; fun "Game of Thrones" news; Narnia reborn on Netflix; "Heathers" finally premieres on Paramount; a Halloween without Roseanne; Cosby gets 3-to-10; Celine Dion is leaving Las Vegas; Rosie on "The Talk;" Russians to blame for everything; Michael Kors is buying everything; "The Walking Dead" finally returns; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
2018-10-0743 min
Swish EditionThe 21st Night of SeptemberIt's the last day of Summer! POTUS is in Vegas; our Palm Springs trip notes; Maroon 5 to headline the Super Bowl; Downtown Abbey, James Bond & Jurassic World get release dates; Patrick Stewart joins Charlie's Angels reboot; Jim Parson's new sitcom based on the Inn at Little Washington; Kelly Clarkson will start talking; John Legend is an EGOT; the Emmy Awards; Julie Chen out at The Talk; celebrity fist fights; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
2018-09-2136 min
Swish EditionWe Are the ChampionsScott goes on the "Bohemian Rhapsody" press junket and meets actor Rami Malek and the founding members of Queen, Cher is going on her 143rd tour, Burt Reynolds passes, a "Cosby Show" actor is shamed by Fox News, Universal Studios updates a major ride, we're not loving the West Gate, Ozark season two rocks!, "House of Cards" drops a hell of a spoiler, a $24 million wedding with Bruno Mars, and much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
2018-09-0845 min
Swish EditionPoisoned By a Loose Meat SandwichIt's back to school time; Criss Angel mystifies at Luxor; Netflix' winners and losers; lots of notable people died; Roseanne is gonna die; Viking says no kids; Shameless comings and goings; is liquid nitrogen bad for you?; and much, much more. Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
2018-08-3131 min
Swish EditionBorn FreeThe Park MGM rocks, Veronica Mars 3.0 is coming, Sheldon is a rich asshole, Aston Martin is making James Bond cars, more Brady Bunch house news, Pepsi buys Soda Stream, even more sitcom reboots, Animal Crackers unleashed, The Eagles beat Michael Jackson, the VMAs, and much more. Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
2018-08-2436 min
Swish EditionLas Vegas Banana HammockAerosmith is coming to Las Vegas! Downtown is getting a video upgrade. ALF and DESIGNING WOMEN returning to TV. Are Speedos homophobic? The Brady Bunch house goes to HGTV. Why don't airliners have keys? And much more. Dale & Scott, with special guest co-host Jacquline Moore, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
2018-08-1734 min
Swish EditionTwo Guys, A Girl, and a PodcastA GIRL joins the boys to talk about The Brady Bunch house, The Eagles' concert, social media defining you forever, CBS' new sitcom The Neighborhood is perpetuating racism, Panic at the Disco vs. Fall Out Boy, lip-synching SUCKS!, an epic new Walking Dead trailer, more fucking television reboots, some questionable new movies, Hamilton coming to the big screen as is, and much more. Dale & Scott, with special guest co-host Kristin Talastas, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
2018-07-2745 min
Swish EditionThought the Bitch Was WhiteRoseanne thought she was white, super cool new potato chip flavors are coming, Virgin's adult cruise ships, the hot dog wars, Papa John's founder is a douche, Hollywood is too damned PC, Cher sings Abba, TV's reboot overload, Downton on the big screen, and much more. Dale & Scott, live on tape from Sin City.
2018-07-2339 min
Swish EditionLuminous UltramarineWe're talkin' Air Force One's potential new paint job; Thai cave overload; jock strap sniffing kids on TV; plastic straw insanity; Manifest coming to NBC; bets on Justin's marriage; Bill Maher's right on-ness; Roseanne & Papa John are all kinds of crazy; Kylie is RICH; and, no more peanuts at 37,000 feet. Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
2018-07-1240 min
Swish EditionHBD, America!Happy Birthday, America (but you're drunk, so go home)! We've got more hot Walking Dead news, a Spice Girls reunion, a shocking May-December engagement, Roseanne's quick comeback(?), $400 James Bond bathing suits, Divas Las Vegas closes, Vegas fireworks, and much more. Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
2018-07-0437 min
Swish EditionThe Summer SolsticeOur Summer Solstice episode is hot! Dale sees a vagina on the street; Vegas is sizzling; Disneyland's VIP tour; MTV is mining their back catalog, i.e. Daria & The Real World; we break down our Top 10 Summer Vacation Movies; Calvin Harris says plastic straws are so not cool; AMC is taking on MoviePass; and, much more. Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.
2018-06-2240 min
Swish EditionThe Future Will Be Better TomorrowThe pop culture & silliness podcast returns with Ocean's 8, Ariana Grande's super-fast engagement, political Tonys, a Game of Thrones prequel, stupid IHOP non-name change, Louboutin's insane win, Heather's ax, rock star bus tours, and much more, live from Las Vegas to your ears.
2018-06-1540 min
Swish EditionIt's On The Street, The Heat Is OnAll the big fat Vegas jackpots we missed out on; Kim's trip to DC wasn't a waste of time; it's way past time for Miss America to go away; Lady Gaga is going to get an Oscar; Dolly hits Netflix; Hangover Heaven will come to you; and, much more! Lots of silliness, direct from Sin City.
2018-06-0844 min
Swish EditionIt's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad WorldWhat is going on in this crazy world we live in? We thought we'd heard everything, but a Kardashian meets with POTUS; Roseanne implodes and takes hundreds with her; and, people bring babies to Las Vegas!; plus, we talk about scratch & sniff stamps, missing out on a huge jackpot, being teased at Dick's Last Resort, and much more!
2018-05-3144 min
Swish Edition1,299 Days Later - The Reboot EpisodeAfter a 1,299 day hiatus, hosts Dale and Scott are back for the new, rebooted Swish Edition comedy and pop culture podcast. From their new studio in Las Vegas, the guys get you caught up on what they have been up to over the past 3.5 years; talk all-things Sin City; make fun of the Billboard Music Awards and people who think the world is flat; and, establish their new weekly segment: Drink of the Week!
2018-05-2543 min