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Blackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualitySeason 2 - Episode 26 - Operation TURBO BOOST! (prank / crank call)I have been very sick my friends with bad black mold poisoning and am going through a lot, but I am determined to remaster the classic material I have made and bring all new soon as I recover my voice and health (hopefully - pray to the Thrice Great Okapi that I heal-eth).
For now, enjoy the first of season two - Operation Turbo Boost. What happens when you bring your old 1989 Honda Civic into the Blackout's Box garage to fix a small scratch. Some 007 Spy Hunter very extremely expensive & unnecessary repairs stealth & weapon additions - that's wh...2021-05-3016 minBlackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityEp 25 - The Adventures of Auntie Danny & Gladys Ridgeford! - BEYOND BIPOLARGrab a six pack, or six six packs, or hell an entire TRUCK of Coors light and get ready for one of the most ridiculous Blackout's Box Podcast episodes ever - as I walk into a small bodega while recording and the owner of the store JESS is already on the phone with a very colorful character (to say the least) - Auntie Danny. This prank call was fate, it was destiny I say, I walked into it and it walked into me, and of course Gladys Ridgeford showed up and all hell broke loose!
SHOW AND TI...2020-07-271h 19Blackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityCrazy Covid Continues! No Holds Barred w Libertarian Larry Sharpe (Joe Rogan EP#1167) on increased world crazinessSHOW NOTES:
Opening w Larry handsome man
prince story - 1999
censorship on big platforms youtube and facebook
zero tolerance
origin of internet
bbs systems mainframes
huge monopolies oligarchies -giant corporations
are facebook and youtube platforms or publishers
advantages of the covid lockdown
larry's daughter & planets
the cons of the internet & wikipedia knowledge
wikipedia robots
school teaches obedience and not good thinking
hating high school
college was better than high school but degrees are old school why bother
you should start thinking about your future by middle school
"adulting"
the balance between keeping the child life force and curiosity and adult...2020-06-241h 36Blackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityAddiction, Dependency, Habits - What's the Difference? A Mortuary Cosmetician & Chaos Magician + Sapiosexuality & Keanu Reeves Prank!What's the difference between an addiction, a dependency, or a habit? Can an addiction ever be positive? How do you know and how do you grow / change? Are there even differences? If so what are they? How can you tell the difference? When may you need help, and when may you just need to give up and make sure that you still look so sweet and sexy in a coffin by getting yourself a good mortuary cosmetician!! Toxica Acid (a mortician cosmologist - see see's dead people, plus SO much more on this enhanced 3 hour long extended Blackout's Box Live fl...2020-05-282h 59
Blackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityCovid-19 P2 - Vice President & NYC Governor Libertarian candidate Larry Sharpe & Blackout discuss the EROSION of FREEDOM under the guise of pandemic & what to do about it!Covid-19 P2 - Vice President & NYC Governor Libertarian candidate Larry Sharpe & Blackout discuss the erosion of freedom under the guise of pandemic & what to do about it!
I was a guest on "The Sharp Way" on 4/17/2020, a libertarian show hosted by Larry Sharpe, an American business consultant, entrepreneur, political activist, and internet broadcaster. He was a candidate for the Libertarian Party nomination for Vice President of the United States in 2016, losing narrowly to former Massachusetts Governor Bill Weld. Sharpe was also the Libertarian nominee for Governor of New York in the 2018 gubernatorial election. Sharpe is the founder and ma...2020-04-191h 03
Blackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityBonus Easter Special: Jesus, The Marriott, Gladys, Satan & So much more! ep 21!BONUS EPISODE! WARNING!: EXTREMELY EXPLICIT ADULT HUMOR - NSFW - It's the Blackout's Box Sunday Morning Easter Special! UN-EDITED, a full four hours of insanity. What happens when Jesus tries to book a room at the Marriott hotel but has issues? Is Satan real? Apparently so and he lives in the country. Gladys gives Satan a call to see how he's doing. Gladys gets drunk. Jesus gets upset. People call in and sing the blues. Did the world end in 2012 and we all died and are in an alternative / parallel universe!? Was Prince right about chemtrails and exited this wor...2020-04-124h 04Blackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityThe Rrrrrrooksnitchzien Society! (REMASTERED)"Tip of the top of the tongue to the T, that's all you have to do to trill your R's"
One of the greatest prank calls I consider when I look back on my own stuff besides the Quanicles, this 13 minute journey into absurdity was made in a simpler time when people actually had to dial 411 and speak to an actual human being operator to get some information! One of the first prank calls I made that went old school viral - this was broadcast live on 88.5 WKPX in south Florida, and many people who recorded my r...2020-04-1121 minBlackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityWhat is the truth about coronavirus Covid19? P1: Why are WE on lock-down and the politicians &News Media aren't?Ok kiddies. we are going to get into some serious shit on this one. First of all I invite all of you to my private discord chat/info/voice/video server where I have a lot of documents and information up and no one can be censored (unless you're a harassing troll). Please listen to the podcast first and then here is the link: https://discord.gg/764ZgP4 I link to credited articles that show there may be an agenda behind this.
We are in an unprecedented event that has never happened before in the history of t...2020-03-2745 min
Blackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityBrad's Dirty Secret & Debt BuyersBrad’s got a dirty secret, and in these series of calls we find out a little bit more about Brad, and a whole lot more about Tiffany - a sweet, kind, lying, drunk pimp who first tries to get Brad the service that he needs, and then tries to cover it all up when Brad’s dirty secret is about to be revealed. This call also includes our favorite 67 year old crooner - Gladys Ridgeford, who plays Brad’s Mom.
Will Gladys find out Brad’s Dirty Secret? Will Tiffany be able to keep up with her back p...2020-02-2220 min
Blackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityGladys Ridgeford's Broken Toy REMASTERED + (the origin of Gladys pt 2)Find out a little more than you wanted to know about your favorite bourbon swilling, dog loving, unhinged and uncensored immortal old brave broad - Gladys Ridgeford, as she reveals a slightly more erotic side of herself as she calls up the Adam & Eve adult catalog hotline number (it's open 24 hours for all your needs... and they'll even call you back) and tries to find out what could be wrong with her toy. The names of the items that this place sells are really from their catalog, I didn't make them up. Gladys always likes to know where she...2020-02-1415 minBlackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityCashless Society, Slavery, Tracking, Propaganda, When is it TOO MUCH!? Flashback EpisodeAre you ready to be micro chipped in a cashless society? Is your cell phone your helper or a spy monitor for big corp, big gov & big pharma? Why
are there still kings and queens in the modern day world? Is hard cider better than beer? What can be done about it? Do you care? Should you care? How many identifiers do you use daily and how tracked are you? Are you truly free if you accept these conveniences? What are the spiritual implications? Has this become a prison planet or a human farm? Is convenience worth freedom...2020-02-021h 04
Blackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityGimme a Smart One Prank Call & the Origin of Gladys Ridgeford p1It's Gladys again, and this time she is upset with her stupid grandchildren and wants a smart kid, so she decides to call up one of those sponsor a child programs for a few cents a day to get one, but nothing can work out so easily can it? There always seems to be problems with the selection and shipping of children, and Gladys really runs into some. How will she ever get her television fixed? How can you tell if a child is intelligent from just a picture? Don't wipe your nose. Gladys has some ideas.
Enj...2020-01-2624 minBlackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityGrandma & Jacklyn Prank RemasteredThis used to only be available in RealAudio format. Sex, drugs, the Lords of Acid and the Vampire Lestat are just a few of the topics that I talk to Grandma about in this call as I portray the slightly led astray by porn and drugs little girl, Jacklyn. The background on this is that several times some old woman actually called me by mistake asking for her granddaughter, Jacklyn, so one night I decided to call her back as little Jackie myself, and she bought it! But I doubt her REAL granddaughter ever acted like this. It's all...2020-01-2311 minBlackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityTake Your MedicineYou should always take your medicine, because if you don't, you could have traumatic fits! In these calls, I play a slightly modified version of John Dandell who is now a pharmacist, along with his outspoken assistant pharmacist Hector, and yes, good old lovable Gladys Ridgeford even makes an appearance. Come spend a day in the life of the Cronigs and listen to their sanity and patience slowly dwindle away as they fall victim to the insanity of the Blackout's Box world characters.2020-01-1523 min
Blackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityCorporate Shit (featuring Gladys Ridgeford)You may think that infomercials and scam commercials are a thing of the past, only for those enough stupid enough to still subscribe and pay for cable TV on an old tube, and you would be right, but they are still here and your grandma and other old people with high credit limits and high insomnia are the targets of such things. Fear not though, for Gladys Ridgeford Fights BACK! Or at least gives you a chuckle. (C) Blackout aka Michael Biggins & Blackout.com & Blackout's Box Studios.2020-01-1022 minBlackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityDoggy Ease - Gladys Ridgeford deals with Dog AnxietyThe modern world is miraculous to behold. What a truly amazing and great society we live in, where technology has advanced so much - that CDs are now available for dogs. Hey now, don't protest, aren't dogs entitled to the same clarity, fidelity, convenience, and listening enjoyment that compact discs provide for humans? Dog's are actually lucky creatures aren't they, because they started right out with the compact disc. They didn't have to fiddle around with bulky and lame sounding 8 track tapes, hissy cassettes, or scratch prone records. Nope... dogs jumped right to the CD, and apparently just in ti...2019-12-3016 minBlackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityTesser & Requiem for a Dream Gay BarIn this episode of the Blackout's Box Podcast we flashback trip unto the stupid fantastic with call ins about watching Requiem for a Dream while on a passenger flight & listen to Tesser's dreams of film production, all while going to a really bad gay bar. S1 EP102019-12-2732 min
Blackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityDepression & ButtwormsDo buttworms (butt worms) cause depression? Does depression cause buttworms? How scary are empty buffet restaurants? In this episode of the Blackout's Box Podcast I open up on what depression does to creativity, how you can going from being an extrovert into a introvert, and what buttworms do to your ass. Remember that you can send replies, messages, and requests via voice on https://anchor.fm/BlackoutsBox or e-mail
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Blackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityThe Breakfast Club & Fat AlbertSound boards used to be a thing. To be able to manipulate them live and choose the appropriate response in time was hard. Now everything is easy as shit. Yeah. I'm a generation beta alpha zen master.2019-12-1205 min
Blackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityChristian Slater Prank Call (FULL UNEDITED VERSION)Before the Apple Iphone hit it big in 2007, the big deal was a phone called the Sidekick. The sidekick had issues though, in that Paris Hilton used it and it was very easy to hack it or copy your entire contact list. Of course, all the celebrity telephone numbers on Paris Hilton's sidekick were released and copied and spread around the net in certain hacker communities within about an hour. Before any of the numbers were changed, I got a chance to look at the list and give Christian Slater a call. Howard Stern even listened to it and tal...2019-12-0939 minBlackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityThe Dog Beaters Prank Call with Gladys RidgefordEveryone's favorite bourbon drinking narcissistic old lady in her first and biggest prank / crank call where she convinces a accuses an eventually convinces a married couple that they will never kick a dog in the as again. S1- Ep62019-12-0222 minBlackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityThe Sins of Kilty O'neilA live exorcism over the phone from calling a televangelist. Yeah, I swear. This was all real. I had the sound fx piped through the phone line and everything.2019-11-3006 min
Blackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityA Crackhouse (Crack House) Christmas & I've Got Talent Remastered with commentaryDouble feature! Remember those 90's style commercials and infomercials that would try and get you to buy a compilation of either soft rock, 80s hits, 70s ballads, or Christmas compilations? That's where I got the idea for A Crack House Christmas. I wanted to make a parody of those cheesy commercial styles but position it from the point of view of hard ghetto drug pimp.
I've Got Talent is a prank call that came from the idea of a completely talent-less kid, but who is ultra confident that he is the best that ever lived.
Remem...2019-11-2925 minBlackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityFor Kids or Not for Kids? How YouTube is being unclear with creators about FTC COPPA lawsYouTube (the actual entity that collects data on everyone who uses it) is trying to shift blame on their data collecting of minors to individual creators by parsing videos into only two categories: for kids or not for kids & not providing a middle ground (for general audiences) which most channels fall under. They are NOT BEING honest, realistic, or transparent about the FTC fines & COPPA (Children's Online Privacy Protection Act) law, how compliance actually works, and are dodging having to fix their broken system by shifting the blame from their data collection of 12 and under (which they have control of...2019-11-2721 minBlackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityI Ain't Don't Got No TurkeyIt’s Thanksgiving somewhere in the 90s, and I, as usual, was not celebrating with my family because they hated me. Instead, I decided to stay on live the whole day at 88.5 WKPX, and I make up this little song about how I ain't don’t have any turkey… you don’t have any turkey.. where the hell IS the turkey?
This has been lost for a long time and I found it on a crappy cassette tape of my old NO CLASS radio show - so the quality level is a little lacking, but the heart’s still ther...2019-11-2303 min
Blackout's Box Podcast - Consciousness & Comedy - Pranks & Parody - Silliness & SpiritualityBlackout's Box Podcast Beta TestA time traveling way before the internets was a thing gets into the internets and finds just how internets it might be, Are we Gods? Are we God itself? Are we peasants controlled by a manipulative magical occult authority type god, group or mass consciousness? Or are we just all of the above - the paranoia?
Welcome to Blackout's Box - the Podcast2019-11-1403 min