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Booktails PodcastToxic Bachelors by Danielle SteelToxic Bachelors by Danielle Steel - Summer Beach Read 3: Serena's Recommendation
Serena and Rachel may be hungover this week but my oh my do they have some strong views on this book! Prepare yourself for chats on love-bombing, mommy issues, prejudice, sexism, ageism, classism, a whole lot of trauma and general all- round misogyny. You might need another summer beach holiday to recover from this ride.
Toxic they certainly are, so fair warning: your blood will boil reading this book. But at least we can have some good laughs with a dark cherry martini over i...2025-07-251h 10Booktails PodcastOne Summer by Taylor ColeOne Summer by Taylor Cole - Summer Beach Read 2
It's the beginning of summer, your boyfriend has just left you for someone else - but the sun is shining, it's time to get out of the city and spend a long, hot, sexy summer in ... a wee island in Cornwall?
Join Rachel and Serena to surf the wave of Taylor Cole's One Summer and expect singing in Simlish, discussions on flaky heroines, cute animal sidekicks far too many eccentric old ladies with funny names and some mudlarking chat. We still don't really know what that...2025-07-1846 minBooktails PodcastYou and Me On Vacation by Emily HenryYou and Me on Vacation/ People We Meet on Vacation by Emily Henry (Rachel's rec)
Peach schnapps lovers and sunscreen experts unite: this is your time.
It's classic romantic comedy this week complete with the AC breaking and cute inside jokes! Join us as we delve into this Emily Henry delight and discuss dream travel jobs and real life romcom situations! Learn about Serena's recent 2 star holiday, full of German karaoke, climbing walls and cash only cocktail bars.
Real life should be as lovely as this book, so listen along and make your d...2025-07-1151 minBooktails PodcastThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas AdamsScience Fiction 3 - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
What do you do at the end of the world? DON'T PANIC. Go to the pub and have a few pints of our Black Hole cocktail, then jump on a spaceship and listen to Vogon poetry as the earth blows up under you!
Hitch a ride with us as we blast off to podcast universes unknown, and test your Hitchhikers Guide Knowledge at the end before you say "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
2025-07-0431 minBooktails PodcastUbik by Philip K. DickScience Fiction 2: Ubik by Philip K. Dick (Rachel's Rec)
This week we are very excited to dive into Philip K Dick's trippy 1969 masterpiece Ubik, so use your anti-precog powers to go back in time with us.
Drink your Ubik Coffee as we deep dive into what this book really means (hint: metaphors... maybe?) and, of course, reenact some Ubik style ads.
And, for some reason, we sing Céline Dion and imagine Phil Collins drumming in space.
2025-06-2750 minBooktails PodcastDune by Frank HerbertSci- Fi 1: Dune by Frank Herbert (Serena's Recommendation)
🎶Scieeeeence Fictiooon, triple feature 🎶
The time has come for us to take our protein pills and put our helmets on, we're heading headfirst into the sci fi universe! Be like our confident king Paul and feel your main character energy this ep. From concubines to pirates to bad robots, this book has it all. Is Paul Atreides as sexy as a Sharpie- breasted bird?
Give yourself many fancy names for Chosen One and you can be a sexy little desert mouse too.
2025-06-2047 minBooktails PodcastGoosebumps by R.L. StineNostalgia 3: Goosebumps by R.L. Stine (Serena’s Recommendation)
Are you scared of things that go bump in the night? What about living dummies or giant man eating blobs? It's time to pay homage to R.L. Stine, "the Stephen King of children's literature", and hopefully he made plenty of loofa doing it. ;)
Whether these delighted you (like Rachel) or terrified you (like Serena) as a child, it's time to give yourself goosebumps.
Notes: Serena was wrong. There was a first Night of the Living Dummy, as discovered later on in the podcast....2025-06-1335 minBooktails PodcastAre You There God? It's Me Margaret by Judy BlumeNostalgia 2: Are You There God? It's Me Margaret by Judy Blume (Rachel's Recommendation)
Fancy reliving your teens? Maybe not, but join us to reminisce about ours in the second instalment of our Nostalgia theme!
Periods, boys, boobs and bras are the hot topics in Judy Blume's 'Are you There God? It's Me, Margaret'. Were you a Pre-Teen Sensation, or maybe more of a Laura Danker? Either way, there's space for you here.
Whether you prefer your rim salty or spicy, wash it all down with one of the all time great cocktails...2025-06-0636 minBooktails PodcastThink Again by Jacqueline WilsonNostalgia 1: Think Again by Jacqueline Wilson
What makes you feel nostalgic? For us it's reindeer ice cream, Barbie motor homes, Groovy Chick everything and Fatdog Mendoza. And, of course, Jacqueline Wilson books.
What teacher did you fancy at school and why is the answer your Art or English teacher? Like Ellie, we're all grown up now, but does anyone really grow up?
Come with us for a deep dive into the ultimate comfort read. Grab your Blue WKD and your padlocked diary and let's get down to it!
2025-05-3039 minBooktails PodcastFourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros
Romantasy 3: Fourth Wing (Serena's recommendation)
A reader without a cocktail is a tragedy.
A reader with too many cocktails is drunk.
Is your favourite hobby starting a revolution like our shadow Xaddy? If so then you'll already know this social media Romantasy phenomenon, if not, welcome new rider.
Whether your soundtrack to Fourth Wing has been 'Ordinary' or good old Pirate Metal, let us be the new music in your ears to this epic spicy Dragon frolic, accompanied by a golden Andarna cocktail (ingredients on Booktails Instagram). Orgasm after orgasm. I...2025-05-2354 minBooktails PodcastOutlander by Diana GabaldonRomantasy 2: Outlander (Rachel's recommendation)
Trigger warnings: Discussions of Sexual assault and violence.
The moment has come! Two real Scottish lassies discussing Outlander in the homeland. We are shameful Scots who don't like whiskey, but we're drinking it anyway - in cocktail form! We would not be chill with just moving to the 1700s and would have very few useful skills, would you? Message us on social media to share yours!
*Notes*
- The Outlander book series is not yet complete.
- If you have been affected by t...2025-05-1642 minBooktails PodcastA Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. MaasRomantasy 1: A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J Maas
This week Rachel found a dead fox in her garden and was whisked away to a fairy kingdom. Do you have the hots for Tamlin or Rhysand, our red flag kings? Or do you prefer cartoon lions or beasts? We listen and we don't judge. We all know what we're here for, and that's some good old fairy smut. But nevertheless this one may get controversial...
*NOTES*
- The scrapped ACOTAR streaming series was in fact, Hulu
- Rhysand's eyes a...2025-05-0947 minBooktails PodcastDoomed Romances - Edited by Joanne Ella ParsonsGothic Romance 3
It's a slightly different one for the third week of gothic romance as instead of a novel we are looking at the British Library's anthology, Doomed Romances: Strange Tales of Uncanny Love edited by Joanne Ella Parsons (2024). This book features the OG vampire novella Carmilla and a whole host of short stories from hundreds of years ago to present day, featuring a ghost bride, fairytale retellings, a dance with the devil and a surprising number of sailors!
The Tiger's Charm Cocktail: 2 shots black forest liqueur, cava and apple juice to taste...2025-05-0234 minBooktails PodcastWuthering Heights by Emily BrontëGothic Romance 2 (Serena's rec)
Get lost on the Yorkshire moors with Rachel and Serena as they debate how much of a red flag Heathcliff and Cathy really are (spoiler alert: very), in Emily Brontë's classic gothic romance Wuthering Heights (1847), plus - why is Nelly so very annoying? (We know you were thinking it!) And actually - are there ANY redeemable characters in this book? Let's find out!
The Heathcliff Cocktail: 1 shot vodka, Cava and Elderflower Cordial to taste! Enjoy!
2025-05-0231 minBooktails PodcastDracula by Bram StokerGothic Romance 1 (Rachel's rec)
Is Van Helsing sexy? This and other burning questions will be answered by Serena and Rachel as they examine the plot, characters, tropes and spice of Bram Stoker's classic 1897 vampire novel, complete with analysis of gender politics, Twilight comparisons (of course) and a lot of hatred for Lucy's mum.
Dracula's Kiss Cocktail: 1 shot vodka, 1 shot Black forest Liqueur, cava and cranberry juice to taste. garnish with frozen cherries and enjoy!
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