Shows
The F PlusThis One Is Exclusively About Buttsex
with:
Boots Raingear
Achilles' Heelies
Kumquatxop
Dijon Du Jour
Lemon
reading:
analonlylifestyle.blog
reddit.com
Content provided by NolongerKanyesutra.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The Anal Only Lifestyle is a community where heterosexual men who only like one thing can overshare about their hyperspecific sexual fantasies, brag about how great their lives are going, and opine about the futility of the female vagina. It gets real gross real fast, but if you make it to the end there will be quite a bit of poetry!
This week, The F Plus...2024-01-021h 23
The F PlusConfessions of a Bubble Slut
with:
Boots Raingear
Jack Chick
Victor Laszlo
Lou Fernandez
Lemon
reading:
whereispiper.com
ignatzmice.com
girlsaskguys.com
livejournal.com
lushstories.com
Content provided by Napoleon Blownapart.
Edited by Lemon.
We just learned that Bubblegum Fetish is a thing, so we're going on a world tour. After learning a bit more about the fetish, we're spending a considerable amount of time with a man who needs to fulfill his very particular fetish in an Amsterdam brothel, then it's over to Girls Ask Guys before we buy some ABC gum and then finally...2023-06-181h 16
The F PlusThis One Is Mainly About Butt Chugging
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Jack Chick
Shell Game
Dijon Du Jour
Lemon
reading:
purelifeenema.com
reddit.com
michimagic.com
frugaldomme.com
cdpunishment.com
thehealthboard.com
Content provided by Cat Examiner.
Edited by Lemon.
Health & wellness is a complicated issue, and so is the butthole, but fortunately this is an issue that combines both those things. This is an episode of enema recipes - from coffee to dish soap to cocaine, and all points in between, and we're going to have a whole lot of fun with this until Auntie Flo shows...2022-07-151h 28
The F PlusPrivate Lessons in the Cultivation of SEX FORCE
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Nutshell Gulag
Sanguinary Novel
Lemon
reading:
reddit.com
Content provided by Lewdvig Tittgenstein,Sinestro.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The redditors of r/SemenRetention are believers in a clandestine warfare they believe has been waged to keep down the underclass by continually robbing them of their semen. These true believers therefore are determined to maximize their personal inventory of semen... by any means necessary.
This week, The F Plus summons The Aetheric Ass.
Music used:
Quiet Riot - Cum On Feel The Noize
1.6...2022-07-121h 08
The F PlusLet's Do The Time Loaf Again
with:
Boots Raingear
Frank West
Victor Laszlo
K Thor Jensen
Lemon
reading:
reddit.com
Content provided by Semantic Weeb.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Hang on, didn't the F Plus do a Mandela Effect episode before? Well, this reality has us going to the r/MandelaEffect subreddit, before realizing that r/Retconned is even stupider and spending all our time there instead.
This week, The F Plus is gonna drink Goldschläger until the loaf shifts.
Music used:
Archers of Loaf - Wrong
Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock & L...2022-01-221h 23
The F PlusNight of the Blood Sorceress
with:
Lemon
Achilles' Heelies
Ironicus
Shell Game
Boots Raingear
reading:
cagliastrotheironring.com
Content provided by A Meat.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The Sorceress Cagliastro is an author, a teacher, a necromancer, a bloodwitch, a haunted doll maker, a 3D printmaker, and a relentless huckster. To that end, she has a whole lot of crap you can buy and classes you can take, as long as you promise you won't ever share anything you've learned with anyone else. It's a blood oath, I suppose.
This week, The F Plus is...2021-10-091h 24
The F PlusBoobs In Raingear
with:
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
Sanguinary Novel
Lou Fernandez
Lemon
reading:
rainwearcentral.com
regnfrakker.dk
Content provided by Secret Gaygent 69.
Edited by Lemon.
The people over at Rainwear Central have a fetish for rainwear. Whether it's ponchos or mackintoshes, wellingtons or sou'westers – they've got a lot of words to write, and they're all written with a British accent. Bunnybread is the only person in this episode who is able to do a British accent, but unfortunately that doesn't stop the others from trying.
This week, The F Plus is fit to...2021-04-301h 33
The F PlusDo Not Summon Beelzebub
with:
Boots Raingear
Victor Laszlo
John Toast
Portaxx
Lou Fernandez
Lemon
reading:
becomealivinggod.com
Content provided by Napoleon Blownapart.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The heavily art directed magickians over at BECOME A LIVING GOD have a number of products they'd like to sell you, and about half of those are supposed to help you get laid. There's a slut water kit, PDFs that call themselves grimoires, and there will be time for poetry.
This week, The F Plus ensourcles Ally Sheedy The Character (not Ally Sheedy The Person).
2021-03-031h 12
The F PlusPlanet Horny
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Lemon
reading:
reddit.com
Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The redditors over at r/NSFWworldbuilding are constructing intricate creative universes for one reason: To make themselves horny.
This week, The F Plus can say so much with ellipses; please listen.
Music used:
Ween - With My Own Bare Hands
The Supremes - My World Is Empty Without You
2020-09-181h 12
The F PlusWyt & Wyttycysm & Wytchcraft
with:
Boots Raingear
Frank West
Isfahan
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
spellcaster-psychic.co.uk
srob.co.uk
Content provided by Seashell,Chief Beef.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Occultist author S Rob is an incredibly prolific... typist. His work spans the mediums of advice books, spellbooks, instructional videos, essays, general self-aggrandizement and, of course, poetry. We can't cover everything he's written in a single episode, but we can just cover the general tone. Including reading his bio twice.
This week, The F Plus sets sail on the SS Metathree.
...2020-08-311h 25
The F PlusButter Business Bureau
with:
Boots Raingear
Jimmyfranks
Jack Chick
Achilles' Heelies
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
bulletproof.com
Content provided by A Meat.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The folks over at Bulletproof tried selling coffee with butter in it. And not only did that plan work, but their customers were willing to pay a premium for the experience. So with that lesson learned they expanded the product line: Protein bars, tinctures, vibrating platforms, books, computers with pre-installed software. These are products designed to reverse the aging process. And if that sales pitch sounds compelling to...2020-06-271h 39
The F PlusThe Alkaline Trip
with:
Achilles' Heelies
Adam Bozarth
John Toast
STOG
Portaxx
The Intern
Boots Raingear
reading:
eattolivenottodie.com
Content provided by Tipsy Almond.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Alfredo Bowman (aka Dr. Sebi) made an interesting discovery about germ theory: Namely, that there is only one germ, which causes a disease called "disease", which causes mucus, which in turn causes disease. And germs. Also beets cause perpetual motion. It's all very sensible, so please buy this £40 tea.
This week, The F Plus is giving up the moisture.
Music used:
The D...2020-03-081h 23
The F PluswikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Heat 1
with:
Achilles' Heelies
Frank West
Boots Raingear
Victor Laszlo
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
On January 18th of 2020, The F Plus came to Portland in order to do something very stupid indeed. Sixteen players would come up to the stage, one by one, and read randomly selected content they have never seen before, in order to prove who is the motherfucking best.
Achilles' Heelies - From Nightmares & Rockets (an Elon Musk fanfic) by Tesla Pike
Frank West - How To Shave Your Genitals (Male)
Boots Raingear - How To Get Over Your Fear Of Slenderman
Victor...2020-03-0150 min
The F PlusA Representative Sample Of Fetlife
with:
Boots Raingear
Adam Bozarth
Portaxx
Cheapskate
Lemon
reading:
fetlife.com
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Over six years ago, Montrith gave us a Fetlife document. So thanks, Montrith.
This week, The F Plus is really into Snugglefuxxx.
Music used:
Rheostatics - Here Come The Wolves
Britney Spears - I'm A Slave 4 U
2019-12-111h 12
The F PlusThe Suicide Banquet
with:
Adam Bozarth
Achilles' Heelies
John Toast
Portaxx
Frank West
Squiddy
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
Lemon
STOG
Nutshell Gulag
Victor Laszlo
reading:
wikihow.com
Content provided by Neal.
Edited by Lemon.
At The F Plus' Suicide Banquet, we're serving the following...
Adam Bozarth: Roasted Lettuce, Radicchio, and Endive
Achilles' Heelies: Noodle and Coffee Casserole
John Toast: Tofu French Toast
Portaxx: Mashed Potato Ghosts (video)
Frank West: Gamer Sandwiches
Squiddy: Amaretto Sour Cherry Popsicles
Boots Raingear: Fenelon Poutine
Bunnybread: Boob Cake
Lemon: Raw Vegan Tom Kha Soup
STOG: Parsnip Pancakes
Nutshell Gulag...2019-11-061h 47
The F Plus!sleep
with:
Isfahan
Nutshell Gulag
Achilles' Heelies
Zarla
Boots Raingear
reading:
reddit.com
Content provided by Seth "Slimy" Rollins.
Edited by Lemon.
r/nosleep describes itself as "a subreddit for realistic horror stories." Well, realism is a hard thing to define, and while the stories that live here are mostly poorly spelled rambling essays that strain credulity, they also cause Boots Raingear's internet to drop out for a while! 😱
This week, The F Plus is waterboarding clowns correctly, for once.
Music used:
Beastie Boys - No Sleep Til Bro...2019-08-271h 31
The F PlusD'Deer In The Head'dlights
with:
Lemon
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Zarla
Boots Raingear
reading:
ulule.com
Content provided by Boots Raingear.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Ulele is a crowdfunding site for self-described makers to get money for projects they may or may not actually follow through with. How does this differ from the several dozen other websites who are doing that exact same thing? Well, first of all Ulule is French. Secondly, shut up. We've got a $300 VPN box and a jockstrap for your straw boater.
This week, Boots got a new pillow.
2019-08-051h 34
The F PlusGiving You Tingles
with:
Boots Raingear
Frank West
Nutshell Gulag
Bunnybread
Lemon
reading:
experienceproject.com
reddit.com
asmr.fm
Content provided by LINDA.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The topic of ASMR first caught a number of peoples' attention as a very strange looking and suddenly popular YouTube goldrush. The idea of whispering, crinkling, and providing a number of close wet sounds is very much tied into the happiness of a certain demographic who we're honestly a little concerned about.
This week, The F Plus contemplates the opposite of nails on a chalkboard.2019-03-101h 21
The F PlusSWORDS!!!
with:
Boots Raingear
Isfahan
Nutshell Gulag
Achilles' Heelies
Lemon
Tommy
reading:
budk.com
Content provided by Cat Examiner.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The world can be a scary place, and that's why the folks at BUDK Worldwide are there, day after day, to use that fear as a tool to sell cheap worthless crap to rubes with self esteem problems. We're here for the swords, but there's a lot of categories on offer here and it's easy to get distracted.
This week, The F Plus opens the box and...2019-02-031h 19
The F PlusSmashed Words
with:
Boots Raingear
Achilles' Heelies
Kumquatxop
Nutshell Gulag
Lemon
reading:
smashwords.com
Content provided by Kanyesutra,Kumquatxop.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
With half a million works in their catalog, the marketplace at the strangely named Smashwords describes itself as “your ebook. your way”. And, as long as “your ebook” is a christian cyberpunk business-minded erotic novalla and “your way” is with rambling paragraphs and keyword-stuffed sentences almost nearly as difficult to follow as this episode description, then you, my friend are in luck. It's all descriptions of ebooks this time around, folks. Settl...2018-10-121h 19
The F PlusTopix Not Worth Discussing
with:
Boots Raingear
Jack Chick
Isfahan
Portaxx
Lemon
reading:
topix.com
Content provided by T Azimuth Schwitters.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The website Topix has been around since 2004 and in all that time has yet to figure out a good reason to exist. It's a news aggregator website with specific regional subsections, and that's the part we're focusing on in this episode. Who called the cops on drug dealers in Indiana? Who is fat and talking trash in Western Kentucky? Who cares about any of this nonsense? 2 of those 3 questions will...2018-08-071h 18
The F PlusFor A Better Slearth
with:
Boots Raingear
Jimmyfranks
Nutshell Gulag
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
stackexchange.com
Content provided by Zekka.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Of the many Stack Exchange communities out there, the brave souls at the Worldbuilding Stack Exchange are the ones working tirelessly to solve the very dumbest of problems. Got a problem with your fictional alternate reality universe? Logistics you want to work through? Poorly drawn metaphors you want to hammer home with Hard Science? Let's waste our time together.
This week, The F Plus asks what is a hat.2018-05-241h 02
The F Plusim•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
with:
Boots Raingear
Frank West
John Toast
Portaxx
Lou Fernandez
Lemon
reading:
urbandictionary.com
Content provided by Ragnarok Boobies.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
For nearly 20 years, the website Urban Dictionary has been providing definitions for words and terms not covered by the Merriam-Webster dictionary. And that statement is true, so you needn't concern yourself with the cromulence of these definitions, or exactly how many fictitious sex acts need to be defined. Because this time we have a game show to play and it doesn't go smoothly.
This week, The...2018-03-051h 13
The F PlusThe Screenplays of ComicsNix
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Bunnybread
Jimmyfranks
Lemon
reading:
fanfiction.net
Content provided by Eider Duck.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
ComicsNix is a somewhat prolific fan fiction author who became a brief point of internet interest after writing a story where Severus Snape has sex with all the Teletubbies. But that's passé now, so we're off to explore his other, more intellectual works — like the one where Batman has sex with Robocop in order to stimulate amnesia, or the complications that arose after Bella Swan summoned Satan to be her personal bod...2017-12-211h 10
The F PlusFor No One's Consideration
with:
Bunnybread
Frank West
John Toast
Isfahan
Boots Raingear
reading:
movie-ideas.wikia.com
Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The Movie Ideas Wiki is (and this is going to come as a surprise) a wiki wherein people write and catalog ideas they have for movies. But (and this may come as an even bigger surprise) the ideas posted on that wiki are crap. So Boots was thinking "Hey, what if we read these crappy ideas out loud, would that be funny?" The answer may shock you!
This...2017-11-121h 15
The F PlusAsk Reddit And You Shall Receive Reddit
with:
Boots Raingear
Frank West
Adam Bozarth
Achilles' Heelies
Squiddy
Lemon
reading:
reddit.com
Content provided by Captain Laser Pants.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
With a subscribed userbase of 18 million, r/AskReddit works with a simple premise: One person asks a question, other people answer it. And that open-ended concept means means Reddit can do what it's best at: Dim your view of human worth. It is a series of threads posted in by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
This week, The F Plus ignores the...2017-09-161h 08
The F PlusF Plus Live 6 | Conjuring Satan | Part 1
with:
Bunnybread
Achilles' Heelies
STOG
Jack Chick
Boots Raingear
Content provided by Cheapskate,Montrith,Caroline,A Meat,Heavenator,The Lesbiathan.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
The F Plus Live 6 is the biggest and most dangerous F Plus Live in history. After explaining the premise of the show, Lemon starts out handing out documents (or "spells"), and the audience quickly learns there's going to be a lot to wrap your head around.
Bunnybread: A Story of Dirt Eating from Experience Project
Achilles' Heelies: A selection of poetry from Authors Den
STOG: THE P(H)ANTOM!
...2017-09-121h 26
The F PlusThe Wizard Forums!
with:
Boots Raingear
Nutshell Gulag
Adam Bozarth
Kumquatxop
Lemon
reading:
WizardForums.com
Content provided by Zekka,Girlkisser,Yavuz Sultan Salim.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
This episode on The Wizard Forums can best be described with this opening note from the document: Order within each section is approximately “least likely to be a serial killer” to “most likely to be a serial killer.”
Music used:
The Cars - Magic
Fucked Up - Magic Word
2017-07-211h 12
The F PlusHeal Yourself With Crystals
with:
Frank West
Nutshell Gulag
Kumquatxop
Ironicus
Boots Raingear
reading:
energymuse.com
Content provided by Heavenator,The Lesbiathan.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The proprietors of online crystal shop EnergyMuse.com inform us that “almost ever [sic] ancient civilization has utilized Earth energy—in the form of crystals and gems—in some way.” And if you think that statement is suspect, let me ask you - do you really understand what that means? I'm pretty sure nobody does.
This week, The F Plus isn't sure who stole that joke from whom.2017-06-101h 15
The F PlusWAM!!!
with:
Boots Raingear
Jack Chick
Portaxx
Frank West
Lemon
reading:
umd.net
wetlookforums.com
clips4sale.com
Content provided by Girlkisser.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
There's a lot of peculiar naming conventions in unusual internet fetishes, which makes the Wet And Messy fetishists very appreciated. They like it when people are wet and messy! And they have many many many words to prove it. They also have a whole lot of pictures to prove it, but we needn't concern ourselves with that.
This week, The F Plus learns something...2017-05-201h 19
The F Plusr/eally_sorry_about_that
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Isfahan
Jimmyfranks
Lemon
reading:
reddit.com
Content provided by Puppy Time.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Personal relationships can be difficult to manage, and there are times when people look for advice from the people closest to them. This is all well and good, but what happens when your closest friends are the anonymous chowderheads on Reddit? Well, in that case things get complicated.
This week, The F Plus gives Heather some erasers.
Music used:
Roxy Music - Love is the Drug
The...2017-03-211h 17
The F PlusI'm Twelve And I'm Not Lying
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
STOG
Jack Chick
Nutshell Gulag
Lemon
reading:
realsuperpowers.com
Content provided by Sphagnum.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Real Super Powers is a site for the documentation of real, actual, legitimate, bona fide, undeniable, serious, authentic, honest, indubitable, factional, non-fictional, unaffected, veritable, perceptible, irrefutable, sincere, honest, no really I promise super powers in human beings. From there, I mean... the episode pretty much writes itself.
1This 1week, 1The 1F 1Plus 1doesn't 1have 1a 1girlfriend.
Music used:
Joey Scarbury - Theme From The Greatest American...2017-02-161h 19
The F PlusDRUGS!
with:
Lemon
Jimmyfranks
Jack Chick
Frank West
Boots Raingear
reading:
drugs-forum.com
Content provided by Megacrex Inepta,Boots Raingear.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Drugs Forum is (and this may surprise you) a forum where people talk about using drugs. That is, hundreds of thousands of people, over millions of threads, gathering to discuss the drugs they're doing, have recently done, or wish to do in the very near future. It's a vibrant community which, after many years, finally figured out the best way to go rollerblading.
This week, The...2017-01-261h 14
The F PlusThis Hub Is A Mess
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Squiddy
Lemon
reading:
hubpages.com
Content provided by Heavenator,The Lesbiathan.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
This episode is about HubPages.com (don't forget the asshole).
Music used:
Yello - The Expert
White Lung - Bag
2016-12-111h 19
The F PlusYes, But Can I Get A Man's Opinion?
with:
Boots Raingear
Nutshell Gulag
Adam Bozarth
Zarla
Lemon
reading:
girlsaskguys.com
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Near as we can tell, the website Girls Ask Guys exists for two reasons: To provide women with insight on the innermost thoughts that drive the actions of men, and to surprise you with autoplay music and ads. Near as well can tell, the website Girls Ask Guys succeeds at one of those two things.
This week, The F Plus has no patience for your dumb smart people games.2016-11-211h 22
The F PlusF Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 2
with:
Jack Chick
Kumquatxop
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The agony continues! With F Plus Live undaunted by Montrith's first selections, she reaches for incompehensible dialect, hardcore dorkporn, and selections of poetry. Did we mention the nuclear tipped Angry Birds? I'm pretty sure we've mentioned the Angry Birds.
This is part two of three. Jack Chick's reading contains some very questionable dialogue and Kumquatxop's reading contains questionable everything. Boots Raingear gives a variety of pieces from a single author, and Bunnybread's ad is only in...2016-11-061h 25
The F PlusPenis Problems & Water
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Jimmyfranks
K Thor Jensen
Lemon
reading:
abchomeopathy.com
Content provided by Old Zircon.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Do you understand homeopathy? We don't. So we brought The Internet's own K. Thor Jensen along as we took a good long browse through the forums of ABC Homeopathy. We still don't understand homeopathy, but now we know that a lot of the men who are into it have small, thin penises which don't work very well.
This week, Jimmyfranks doesn't count.
Music used:
...2016-08-111h 22
The F PlusThe Left Hand Complaints
with:
Boots Raingear
Frank West
Acierocolotl
STOG
Achilles' Heelies
Lemon
reading:
feedback.pornhub.com
Content provided by Jack Sensation.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
With an estimated 2.4 million visits per hour, PornHub is one of the most popular websites on The Internet. In serving up petabytes of data to a huge customer base who are, by design, short term participants you might think that these participants would prefer to be anonymous. As an F Plus listener, you are probably also aware that there's a certain category of people who have a lot...2016-07-291h 17
The F PlusDOWNLOADING PLACEBO.EXE
with:
Boots Raingear
Portaxx
John Toast
Victor Laszlo
Lemon
reading:
quantummansite.com
Content provided by The Lesbiathan,Heavenator,The Moon Man.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Victor is feeling a little under the weather, and it just so happens that Quantum Man offers "The World's First Downloadable Medicine". In keeping with the spirit of alternative medecine served over the internet, Quantum Man is a gaudy site that promises to cure influenza, malaria, meth addiction, constipation, food allergies, insomnia, erectile dysfunction, and not having your prostate stimulated. And in addition to all that...2016-06-201h 12
The F PlusI Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream
with:
Lemon
Bunnybread
Jimmyfranks
STOG
Boots Raingear
reading:
forums.fleshlight.com
Content provided by Spooks.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Sooooo..... Fleshlight has forums. Did you know this? We didn't know this. Spooks found out about it and now that's what we're reading.
As it turns out, this is a surprisingly active forum with a community of members who discuss the finer details of the plastic sleeve that they masturbate into. With that comes some of the standard themes you'd expect, like Harry Potter and gay panic.
This...2016-04-061h 21
The F PlusAltered Creeps
with:
Boots Raingear
Frank West
Bunnybread
Lemon
reading:
tsa.transform.to
Content provided by Spooks.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The Transformation Story Archive is a very old website where participants share stories about turning into different things: bears, statues, the other sex, and concepts too horrible to read out loud. As a result, this episode is shorter than most. But if you've been looking forward to an episode in which Bunnybread says "crotch" then you are in luck.
This week, The F Plus mostly just mushes our breasts together.2016-02-2247 min
The F PlusRetrospective | Part 1
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Portaxx
Acierocolotl
Jack Chick
Lemon
Edited by Boots Raingear.
For our 200th episode, The F Plus is looking at a very strange group of people called The F Plus. This is part one of our retrospective episode, and seven of us are going to discuss the series of events that caused us to all know each other, start recording podcasts, and the absolutely terrifying act of meeting each other in person.
Plus, we're going to be looking back on those moments that stuck with us, such as...2016-01-181h 37The F PlusYahoo? Answers!?!?
with:
Boots Raingear
Frank West
Achilles' Heelies
Lemon
reading:
answers.yahoo.com
Content provided by Digital Walnut.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
It's been years since our last full journey to Yahoo! Answers, and it's actually kind of comforting to see how little the site has changed. From topics ranging from Race Relations in America to Anime Appreciation, as well as the ever popular "Hey, how do you spell the word pregnant?", Yahoo! Answers has always been a very reliable source of baffling and unintentionally hilarious questions from across the Internet. As...2015-12-141h 13
The F PlusPatent Pretending
with:
Boots Raingear
Nutshell Gulag
Bunnybread
Lou Fernandez
Lemon
reading:
ideaconnection.com
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Okay, we've spent a couple episodes highlighting the brilliance of people who consider themselves "idea people", but now it's time to spend some time thinking about the other end of the supply chain. Idea Connection is a website that caters to customers who are looking for a terrific idea that they can purchase from the website, along with any relevant patents for this idea. There's only one small problem to this...2015-11-011h 20
The F PlusF Plus Live 4 | Part Three
with:
Bunnybread
Boots Raingear
Lemon
Kumquatxop
Edited by Lemon.
Part Three of F Plus Live 4 is brought to you by Wow, That's Almost The 90's
Part Three Contains
Bunnybread: about four minutes of ad copy (audio only)
Adam Bozarth: Masturbate Night In America and A Girl (video only)
Boots Raingear: The Defenestration of Cornelius Fudge by Qoheleth
Lemon Butter Me Up by Pandanarchy
Kumquatxop Harry Potter and the Horcrux of the Future by selenepotter
Chris Collision & STOG: The Sky Is Falling! by E. B. McMillan
2015-10-251h 04
The F PlusWelcome To Planet Thumbsucker
with:
Boots Raingear
Jack Chick
Adam Bozarth
J W Friedman
Lemon
reading:
thumbsuckingadults.com
Content provided by Captain Laser Pants.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Life is a scary and emotionally draining thing. So it's understandable that we deal with stress, loneliness and fear by using various coping mechanisms. We drink, we smoke, we have casual sex, and sometimes, we suck our thumbs. Nothing about this is terribly weird or shocking, right? Well, how about you spend an hour listening to internet spew about thumbsucking and see how you feel afterwards?
2015-09-281h 08The F PlusAttack Of The 50 Ft Episode
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Frank West
Lemon
reading:
giantess.net
giantessworld.net
Content provided by Caroline.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
This episode is going to be huge! And other such puns about size, because for this episode we're looking at the confusing world of giantesses and shrunken men; These are people for whom the height of sexuality is found when two bodies are completely sexually incompatible with each other.
This week, The F Plus opens our own fetish consultancy firm.
Music used:
The Carnations...2015-09-051h 15The F PlusBecause That's Stupid.
with:
Boots Raingear
Nutshell Gulag
Portaxx
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
whynot.net
Content provided by LADY FRENZY.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
"Why not?" is the kind of question that carries with it a lot of connotations of poor thought processes, but in the case of this episode (recorded a while ago), "Why Not?" is the name of an idea dumpsite started by two Yale professors until they found something else to spend time on. The format should be somewhat familiar: People present unworkable solutions to problems nobody has, and then other...2015-08-191h 19
The F PlusGo Fund Yourself
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Frank West
Portaxx
Lemon
reading:
gofundme.com
Content provided by A Meat.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
What a wonderful time it must be if you're the owner of a crowd funding website! Presenting one such example, GoFundMe is a crowdfunding site where people can raise money for a cause without being hampered by constraints like minimums or timelines. Is this a good model for persons deserving of help and/or charity? Emphatically yes. However, as you might expect, none of the people covered in this episode are...2015-07-151h 19The F PlusHow To Listen To A Podcast You Hate
with:
Boots Raingear
Portaxx
Jimmyfranks
John Toast
Jack Chick
Lemon
reading:
wikihow.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
So have you had enough WikiHow episodes at this point? Of course you haven't. You are a human being with a capacity for joy and wonder. And there's a bunch of people who weren't in the other WikiHow episode who were jealous.
Music used:
Joy Division - Failures
The Jesus Lizard - Sunday You Need Love
2015-05-281h 37The F PlusI Am I Am I Am (Annoying)
with:
Frank West
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Lou Fernandez
Lemon
reading:
tumblr.com
Content provided by Comixologist.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Does any modern society appreciate poetry more than the creative types over at Tumblr? Yes, of course. But would any other modern society be so quick to ape the creative output of Sylvia Plath in order to eke out some undeserved attention? Maybe, but for the purposes of this episode summary let's just pretend the answer is no.
In this episode, we have a very, very specific rule; We...2015-05-071h 02The F Plusr/mystupidopinions
with:
Boots Raingear
Isfahan
Acierocolotl
Lemon
reading:
www.reddit.com/r/changemyview
Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
There's so many opinions on the internet, and those opinions are held by people who take considerable effort to try to convince others that their own opinion is correct. But what happens if you want your opinion to be changed by facts and persuasive arguments that others provide to you? Well, hypothetically you go to r/changemyview, a subReddit where people share their own opinion, and then sit back and carefully...2015-03-301h 23The F PlusSaturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting
with:
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
Jimmyfranks
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
landcforum.com
ultimateshoulderrides.com
Content provided by Dole.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Everyone wants to have a lover they can trust. Someone with whom they'll feel admired, safe, and unique, and someone who will pick them up when they are down. However, some specific people on the internet mean that literally. We're exploring the "lift and carry" fetish, a predilection of (almost entirely) men who are looking for (almost entirely) petite women to carry them on their shoulders. What's the meaning of...2015-02-171h 21
The F PlusA Miserable Pile of Secrets
with:
Boots Raingear
Adam Bozarth
Jack Chick
Portaxx
Lemon
reading:
vampirewebsite.net
Content provided by JamEngulfer.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Vampires, as a concept, tend to fall in and out of favor, depending on the trends of popular culture. And with that shift in trends, so too is there a flux in the number of people who pretend to be vampires for whatever reason. But fortunately, there is help! Steve Leighton, the proprietor of vampirewebsite.net is a REAL vampire, and he has tips on how to find out if you...2015-01-021h 23
The F PlusThe Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
with:
Boots Raingear
Jack Chick
Frank West
Adam Bozarth
Lou Fernandez
Lemon
reading:
alien-ufos.com
spaceofjoyce.tripod.com
Content provided by Caroline.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
There's a whole lot of planets out there, but this one's mainly nimrods. We're looking at the curiously named alien-ufos.com, a very popular forum for true believers to discuss the various things aliens did to their butts. This week, The F Plus wants to get abucted (we will not state our reasons).
Music used:
Kool Keith - Aliens
Hüsker Dü - Bo...2014-11-161h 25
The F PlusF Plus Live 3 | Weird Romance | Part 3
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Adam Bozarth
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
It's the last leg of F Plus Live 3, and we're not running out of energy.
Boots Raingear: Taken by the T-Rex by Christie Sims
The Not Ready For YouTube Players: Dark Knight Reboot, part 2
Adam Bozarth: The Painting Fuckerby Jonathan Platz-Halter
Kumquatxop: Tears of a Clown
Adam Bozarth & Frank West: Dark Knight Reboot, part 2
Music used:
Lady - Yankin
2014-10-2455 minThe F PlusThis Ain't Episode 152 XXX
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Jimmyfranks
Portaxx
John Toast
Lemon
reading:
AdultDVDTalk.com
Content provided by Boots Raingear.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
AdultDVDTalk.com is a forum where people talk about porn. And uh... Yeah, I think that pretty much covers it. This is definitely one of the gross ones. This week, The F Plus abandons our jerk off station.
Music used:
Duran Duran- Girls on Film
Shel Silverstein-I Saw Polly In A Porny
2014-10-111h 12The F PlusThis Episode Doesn't Need A Title, Man
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
STOG
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
shroomery.org
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The understanding and definition of "truth" is constantly redefined, expanded, and re-evaluated with new information as it is learned. Fortunately for us, the brave citizenry of shroomery.org have taken more than their share of mind-expanding drugs, and now they are ready to share their knowledge. Knowledge about how to be a Muslim without believing in the Koran, or the best comedy routines on 9/11 conspiracy theories. This week, The F Plus learns...2014-08-171h 16The F PlusHarry Potter and the Weekend Seminar
with:
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Isfahan
Kumquatxop
JT
Lemon
reading:
WizardAtLargeConsultancy.com
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Have you ever thought to yourself "Man, I wish a pagan would come up to me and talk to me about how their religion works"? Well, that's a service you're gonna need to pay for. This is Wizard at Large Consulting, a company which.... uh.... you know, there's cleansing and reiki and stuff. This week, The F Plus is trying to avoid calling Nazi Christian Spiderman.
Music used:
Lovin...2014-07-131h 14The F PlusIn a Past Life, I Was Also Insufferable
with:
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
STOG
John Toast
Lemon
reading:
spiritualforums.com
Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Death is a really, really terrifying prospect, and people go through all sorts of convoluted processes to avoid thinking of their own death as an impending end. Some people make up entire past life stories for themselves that they can imagine their lives as part of a greater continuum. Other people go to the forums and read those past life stories in a silly voice, just to pass the time. This week...2014-06-151h 17
The F PlusThese Are a Few of My Favorite Kinks
with:
Boots Raingear
Jack Chick
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
www.f-list.net
Content provided by Mapled.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
This one is super duper gross. Anyway, The F-List (unaffiliated with The F Plus) is a community where furries can view the profiles of other furries to see if they're (cyber)sexually compatible. So, what's it take to make a love connection? Common interests, shared life goals, and enough opposing perspective to keep things interesting? Of course not. You just both need to be into navel play. This...2014-05-021h 25The F PlusAchievement Unlocked: Downloaded Podcast (40G)
with:
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
Kumquatxop
Lemon
reading:
www.trueachievements.com
Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
When the internet shrunk our world, it became easier for everyone to compare their own lives against those of their peers and, invariably, feel meloncholy about what they've become and eat a bunch of ice cream. But there are those who rise above this sort of thing, and they are called gamers, or more accurrately, ---+==G4/\/\RZ==+-----. We're looking at True Achievements, a site that assigned each man a number, and...2014-03-141h 19The F PlusYou May Now Fistbump the Spouse
with:
Boots Raingear
Jack Chick
Victor Laszlo
Frank West
Lemon
reading:
offbeatbride.com
Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
As social mores have changed in the past century, the wedding has evolved dramatically. No longer is it a dogmatic ceremony of tradition, but it can be a celebration of love, community and family. Or it can simply be a fun party. Or, with the internet's help, it could just be another vain blog entry where you explain to a hostaged crowd what a special snowflake you are. This week...2014-02-261h 12The F PlusThe Gospel of Saint Jimmy Olsen
with:
Boots Raingear
Isfahan
Jack Chick
Kumquatxop
Lemon
reading:
www.sonsofthebatman.blogspot.com
Content provided by Erminea Heart.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Religion is one way to find meaning in one's life, and while it may be spiritually fulfilling, it's still not as fun as sitting in your room and reading Batman comics all day. Well, fortunately these are two great tastes that can go great together. This episode is about Pop Culture Pagans - People who believe their favorite fictional characters are their gods. No, really, they actually totally mean...2014-01-061h 10The F PlusHow to Listen to a Podcast (Abridged, With Images)
with:
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
Jack Chick
Nutshell Gulag
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
Wikihow.com
Content provided by Boots Raingear.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Boots wanted more WikiHow.
Music used:
Jesus Lizard - Horse
Butter08 - How Do I Relax?
2013-12-141h 22The F PlusThis One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
with:
Jack Chick
Acierocolotl
Isfahan
Boots Raingear
Lou Fernandez
Lemon
reading:
www.yourghoststories.com/
Content provided by Al.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
According to a 2012 Huffington Post omnibus poll, 45% of Americans believe that ghosts are real. And according in a 2008 survey published by Psychology Today, 44% of women admit to having rape fantasies. Statistically, this leaves an inevitable overlap for those two Venn circles, and that's what we're exploring. From several sites around the internet, this is Astral Sex - it's kind of like a Scooby Doo parody porno, except all the...2013-09-131h 08The F PlusA San Francisco Podcast
with:
Lemon
Boots Raingear
Jack Chick
Kumquatxop
Happy Ending
reading:
nouveauraw.com
Content provided by Lemon.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
LIVE from the home of Zynga, it's The F Plus Podcast! When Lemon and Boots visited The City By The Bay, they felt it was perfectly appropriate to sample the culinary traditions of such a vibrant and exciting city. Then, after eating some really good tacos, they made some raw food garbage based on recipes they found on the internet. Have you ever wanted to know what raw vegetable makes a...2013-06-181h 28The F PlusMr. Gandolfini? We Have A Few Rewrites.
with:
Boots Raingear
Isfahan
Bunnybread
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
fanfiction.net
Content provided by Linnet.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The F Plus has spent a number of years exploring odd areas of the internet in order to present you with material you might find thought provoking, interesting, horrifying, or otherwise upsetting to your worldview. Sometimes. We sometimes do that. Other times we find crappy fanfiction and read it derisively. This week, The F Plus has forgotten what The F Plus did with all the prounouns The F Plus had.
...2013-04-091h 08The F PlusBoy You Fellas Sure Hate Frenulums
with:
STOG
Kumquatxop
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
Lemon
reading:
bodymod.org
Content provided by Amanda Tu.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
There's around 7 billion living human bodies on this Earth, and while there's some general variance between them, you'll find a lot of similarities. And the members of bodymod.org finds this all dreadfully boring. Theirs is a place where people can gather to discuss doing terrible things to their flesh with other people who won't try to talk them out of it. This week, you're gonna wish we had anesthetic.
...2013-01-011h 07The F PlusElisha Cuthbert Has To Pee Sometimes
with:
STOG
Kumquatxop
Portaxx
Boots Raingear
Adam Bozarth
Lemon
reading:
omorashi.org
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Explaining his methodology for creating tension in his films, Alfred Hitchcock said "There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it." This sums up the fetish of our subjects quite well, as long as you substitute "the bang" with "peeing". And substitute "terror" with "boner". And... well, you should probably misspell all the other words just to make it thematically appropriate. In this episode, we're looking at the writings of omoroshi fetishists — persons wh...2012-10-181h 11The F PlusHelp Me Help Rob Help You
with:
Boots Raingear
Portaxx
Nutshell Gulag
John Toast
Jimmyfranks
Lemon
reading:
eHelp.com
Content provided by Boots Raingear.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Like any modern internet citizens, we mourn the loss of AskJeeves.com. Back in its heyday, you could ask Jeeves any question, and the software would provide a response. Okay, sure - the response that Jeeves would give would have nothing to do with your question, and would instead try to point you to the website of its sponsor, but at least it was comforting that whatever your question...2012-08-021h 01The F PlusToday's Progress Was Yesterday's Form Field
with:
Kumquatxop
Portaxx
John Toast
Boots Raingear
STOG
Lemon
Adam Bozarth
reading:
change.org
PetitionOnline.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
In the run up to the 2008 American election, Barack Obama told the world that "We are the change we seek." And now, as we reflect on our discontent with the status quo of tax policies, drone strikes, prisoners held indefinitely, and general apathy, we may realize that maybe we weren't looking for us at all. Real change is gonna come from the internet, in the form of asinine and pointless online petitions. We're...2012-06-091h 11
The F PlusThe State of the Micronation Is Wrong
with:
Boots Raingear
Jimmyfranks
Bunnybread
Portaxx
John Toast
Lemon
reading:
malatora.wikia.com
fedcom-online.webs.com
Content provided by Portaxx.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
As politcal rhetoric becomes increasingly rancorous and the division between politcal ideals divides wider so that no plausible middle ground can be reached, there are some people out there that feel that existing within a pre-established democracy just isn't going to work out, and that it's probably better to just start a new country from scratch. For all of these people, from the founders of Sealand to...2012-03-121h 03
The F PlusAchtung! Adult Babies!
with:
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
Isfahan
Bunnybread
Victor Laszlo
Portaxx
Lemon
reading:
sissykiss.com
Content provided by Boots Raingear.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Growing up is hard. There's plenty of fiction centered around the frustration of adolescence, even more fiction on the malaise of adulthood, and then it's death after that. Wouldn't it be nice to just be a baby forever? Well, no - obviously it wouldn't. None of us remember our time as an infant, but clearly being mute, frail and covered in your own waste cannot be the most intellectually...2011-11-301h 08
The F PlusAny Cling You Want (You Got It)
with:
Portaxx
Kumquatxop
Victor Laszlo
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Lemon
reading:
michaelkelly.artofeurope.com
Content provided by Zarla.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
We've been doing The F Plus podcast for a couple years now, so it's actually kind of an oversight on our part that we've never read stories about Roy Orbison. Or, more specifically, stories about Roy Orbison being completely wrapped up in clingfilm. Honestly, I can't imagine how we've avoided the subject for so long. This week, The F Plus finally experiences the greatest pleasure man has ever known.2011-10-211h 06
The F PlusF Plus Live 2 | F Plus Improves Your Life | Part 1
with:
Kumquatxop
Boots Raingear
Jack Chick
STOG
John Toast
In our second live show, The F Plus Improves Your Life with the following readings...
Kumquatxop: Here's The Situation by The Situation
Boots Raingear: How to Good-bye Depression by by Hiroyuki Nishigaki
Jack Chick: The Love Voodoo Kit by Voodoo Lou
STOG The Power (The Secret) by Rhonda Byrne
John Toast: Every Young Man's Battle by Stephen Arterburn
Music used:
TLC - No Scrubs
The Knife - We Share Our Mother's Health
Screamin' Jay Hawkins - I Put A Spell On You
Queens of the Stone...2011-10-121h 23The F PlusPlanet Moneygrubber
with:
Portaxx
Jimmyfranks
Isfahan
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Lemon
reading:
kickstarter.com
Content provided by Boots Raingear.
Edited by Lemon.
Starting any creative endeavor takes a lot of hard work, dilligence, business acumen and some amount of money. It used to be that you were expected to come up with all of that yourself, but with the internet being what it is, people have come to expect that other people should provide at least one of those important factors. To that end, we would like to introduce you to kickstarter.com...2011-10-101h 05
The F PlusThe Best Crowning Podcast of Awesome Greatness
with:
Isfahan
Portaxx
STOG
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Lemon
reading:
tvtropes.com
Content provided by Kumquatxop.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The Austrian-born philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein contended that a man could never truly know the mind of any other man. His belief was that language and thought are just too dissimilar in concept that to use one to explain the other is at best insufficent and at worst a fruitless excercise. Now it's about 70 years later, and we've all learned how to say “it's just like that one Star Trek episode.” TV Trop...2011-09-181h 05The F PlusI Can't Believe It's Entirely Butter!
with:
Portaxx
Bunnybread
Jimmyfranks
Boots Raingear
Kumquatxop
John Toast
Lemon
reading:
allrecipes.com.foodnetwork.com
Content provided by Boots Raingear.
Edited by Portaxx.
We've been looking into your Facebook updates, and we've noticed you've been good all summer. You've been eating healthier, cutting down on sugary drinks, even getting a reasonable amount of excercise this year. Yes indeed, it's been work, but we've noticed you're looking a lot better and you don't seem quite as depressed as you used to be. But guess what? Summer's over. So let's get you back...2011-09-041h 01The F PlusGotta Poke 'Em All
with:
Kumquatxop
Bunnybread
Portaxx
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Lemon
reading:
angelfire.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Since the dawn of the moving picture, studios have produced cartoons to appeal to a younger audience. These cartoons are typically colorful, whimsical, and unscrupulously cynical in their approach to selling merchandise to an impressionable and undiscerning fanbase. And since the dawn of the internet, this very same fanbase has demonstrated their psycho-sexual attraction to these cartoons that only wanted to sell them junk. To that end, we present you with Pokégirls - one man's fantasy t...2011-08-201h 03The F PlusYum, Slurp and Drool
with:
Jack Chick
Jimmyfranks
Bunnybread
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Lemon
reading:
aryion.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
This is an episode all about vore. If you don't know what the word "vore" means, then you can consider yourself morally pure. You don't spent a lot of time on the internet looking up creepy fetishes, and you're probably living a healthier and more productive life because of it. Unlucky for you, you're about to lose that innocence. Vore is a fetish wherein people eat other people. It's not cannibalism, that's something else. This is...2011-07-141h 04The F PlusHow To Listen To A Podcast (Advanced Users)
with:
Boots Raingear
Portaxx
Nutshell Gulag
Acierocolotl
Isfahan
STOG
Kumquatxop
Lemon
reading:
wikihow.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Yes, it's another WikiHow episode. No, it's not a re-run. Frankly, Boots has been wanting to record a second WikiHow episode since we finished recording the first one, and he's got a point. There's really so much additional ground we need to cover, it would be downright irresponsible for us to think we've taught you enough. We're covering the words of teenagers, misogynists, morons, nerds and perverts, all of whom have helpful advice for you...2011-06-251h 03
The F PlusWeighted Companion Dudes
with:
Jack Chick
Boots Raingear
Nutshell Gulag
Jimmyfranks
Bunnybread
John Toast
Lou Fernandez
Lemon
reading:
okcupid.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Nearly 50 episodes in, and it's time for The F Plus' first crossover. Lou Fernandez (of the Lou Reads podcast) is no stranger to terrible writing on the internet, but how will he respond when he's stuck in a room full of F Plus readers? Moreover, how will the F Plus readers respond to reading the okCupid profiles of the internet's most irritating nerds? The results shouldn't surprise you! This week, The F...2011-05-2159 min
The F PlusHow To Listen To A Podcast
with:
Boots Raingear
bumpgrrl
Bunnybread
Jack Chick
Victor Laszlo
John Toast
Jimmyfranks
Lemon
reading:
wikihow.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
While you probably couldn't tell it by this podcast, the internet is not entirely a place for weirdo fetishists to meet other weirdo fetishists and talk about Pokemon. I mean, yeah, that's a pretty big part of it. But there's also the often overlooked sector of the intenet which functions as an informational resource. We're already familiar with Wikipedia and IMDb, but there's also sites like WikiHow, a site which will teach you...2011-04-191h 07The F PlusHoc Est Praecipue De Buttsex
with:
Acierocolotl
Portaxx
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
STOG
Jack Chick
John Toast
Isfahan
Lemon
reading:
poetryintranslation.com
Content provided by Acierocolotl.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
With all of the various sexual proclivities which the internet has allowed us to examine, it's sometimes easy to forget that there were actually perverts writing perverted things long before the internet was even invented. Thing is, you had to be a notable French Rensaissance writer or Latin poet for anyone to even pay attention. Well, in an effort to bring some classiness to the podcast, we'll...2011-03-081h 01The F PlusWithout Adult Supervision
with:
Portaxx
Boots Raingear
bumpgrrl
Bunnybread
Isfahan
Jack Chick
Kumquatxop
STOG
reading:
abovetopsecret.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
When John's unavailable, Boots can't talk, and Lemon's internet dies, should the remaining ridiculists record an episode anyway? That's for you to decide! This episode we're discussing dragons, unicorns, flux capacitors, and light sabres. There's also a lot of talk about the Avatar Fleshlight, even though Boots edited that part out since it's just people looking at a picture.
Music used:
Anamanaguchi - The Dark One
Anamanaguchi - Another Winter
Anamanaguchi - Skate...2011-02-131h 03
The F PlusA Frottage In The Woods
with:
Acierocolotl
Portaxx
Boots Raingear
Lemon
Isfahan
John Toast
ProtonJon
reading:
heroichomosex.org
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Jesus! Are you back finally!? Yes we are and thank you very much for asking. The F Plus finally shambles out of its involuntary vacation to bring you unpleasantness you'll probably wish you never learned about. What is it this time? Frottage. Man-on-man, dong on dong frottage, the way that it was intended, at least from one very crazy person's perspective. This week, The F Plus brings you content you should plug your nose for.
2011-01-2852 minThe F PlusExcessive, Overwraught and Annoying
with:
Acierocolotl
Portaxx
Boots Raingear
STOG
Jack Chick
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Isfahan
reading:
pitchfork.com
Content provided by Boots Raingear.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Pitchfork Media, often referred to as either "tastemakers" or "douchenozzles", depending on the source, have done the impossible: They have built a successful business, relying almost entirely on indulgent record reviews. And inarguably, the man responsible for the most eye-meltingly pompous reviews has been the focus of tonite's episode: Brent DiCrescenzo. This is a man who was actually dismissed from Pitchfork for the content of his record...2010-11-0758 min
The F PlusF Plus Live 1 | Part One
with:
Bunnybread
Lemon
Boots Raingear
Portaxx
bumpgrrl
A City Pages Certified A-List Event!
Bunnybread: Sliding Into Home by Kendra Wilkinson
Lemon: The Day I Shot Cupid by Jennifer Love Hewitt
Boots Raingear: The Ice Opinion by Ice T
Portaxx: Confessions of an Heiress by Paris Hilton
bumpgrrl: Junior by Macaulay Culkin
2010-10-1958 min
The F PlusSub Sub Pop
with:
Acierocolotl
Portaxx
Boots Raingear
bumpgrrl
Bunnybread
Jack Chick
John Toast
Squiddy
reading:
reviewrinserepeat.com
Content provided by Lemon.
Edited by Boots Raingear.
The internet isn't only a place for for shut-ins to discuss their fetishes. It's also a place where self-aggrandizing attention sluts ceaselessly bludgeon the public with their own material in a transparent and shameless grab for attention. And as podcast providers, The F Plus is sympathetic to such naked egotism, but what happens if your band sucks? This week, we're taking on the music site Review Rinse Repeat...2010-07-211h 06The F PlusThe Christmas Offensive
with:
Acierocolotl
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Isfahan
STOG
Victor Laszlo
Lemon
reading:
standupforchristmas.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
So as it turns out, we were prevented from releasing the hackneyed Christmas Episode, and so instead are releasing the slightly less hackneyed Christmas In July Episode. This one focuses on the ire that Christians feel when they walk into a store and see the most offensive phrase in the English lexicon: Happy Holidays. Before we started doing The F Plus, we all had no idea that White Privilege could have so many different voices.2010-07-1757 min
The F PlusPorno For Pyros (Except With Sex Instead of Fire)
with:
Acierocolotl
Portaxx
Boots Raingear
John Toast
Squiddy
STOG
Victor Laszlo
Lemon
reading:
elegantangel.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
It's been said that communication is key to a healthy relationship. It's also been said that when your sex life cools, lovers should watch pornographic films together. But what if your primary relationship is with pornography itself? Well, if communication is key, that means you should talk about it. All the time. And you should talk about it on internet message boards with other people who are into pornography just as much as you...2010-06-1059 min
The F PlusIt'll Shock Ya Earlobes
with:
Acierocolotl
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
Jack Chick
John Toast
Kumquatxop
STOG
Lemon
reading:
juggalove.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Part two of the Juggalo podcast continues with the Topix thread on the subject of Slipknot sucking. After that, it's off to the Juggalo dating site, to meet the founder and learn about what he's looking for in a new companion. Finally, ICP fanfiction, where the two clowns die and then meet some anime characters.
Music used:
Crispin Glover - Clowny Clown Clown
Elvis Costello - Clown Time Is Over
2010-04-2649 min
The F PlusF**kin' Podcasts: How Do They Work?
with:
Acierocolotl
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
Jack Chick
John Toast
Kumquatxop
STOG
Lemon
reading:
answers.yahoo.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Juggalos are a group of people who dress up in face paint and carry plastic hatchets because they're really into a white rap group who does just that. Making fun of juggalos on the other hand is so commonplace that even Saturday Night Live is doing it now. But you're clearly mistaken if you think that's going to keep us away. This is an episode of juggalos describing themselves in their own words...2010-04-2150 minThe F PlusCut My Life Into Pieces, This Is My Last Resort
with:
Acierocolotl
Boots Raingear
bumpgrrl
Bunnybread
Jack Chick
John Toast
Kumquatxop
Squiddy
STOG
Lemon
reading:
teenhut.com
hauntingechoes.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
This episode, we take a brief but ever-insightful dip into the minds of teenagers. From rants about how parents don't understand, to indecipherable poetry about blood, to the simple impotent rage so timeless to the age group, we're about to get angsty all up in this bitch.
Music used:
Descendants - Parents
2010-02-281h 09
The F PlusMy Malleable Mannequin
with:
Acierocolotl
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
Jack Chick
John Toast
Squiddy
Lemon
reading:
dollforum.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
We're talking about the kind of romance that the powers that be in Hollywood just don't seem to focus on for some reason. Be it the Ruby 13, Teddy Babe, RSSD, or the popular Real Doll model, this episode we're talking about fuck dolls, and the men who love them. According to them, fuck doll enthusiasts are the most romantic people in the world, and you're about to hear the love.
Music used:
Frank...2010-02-211h 04The F PlusA Conservative Estimate
with:
Acierocolotl
Portaxx
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
John Toast
Jack Chick
Kumquatxop
Isfahan
STOG
Lemon
reading:
conservapedia.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
If there's one thing that Conservatives, as a whole, have decided about the internet, it's that it has a liberal bias. YouTube has femmy kids crying about Britney Spears, so conservatives created GodTube. Google News feeds talk about American casualties in Iraq, so conservatives created The Free Republic. And Wikipedia says that Iran Contra happened, Nixon was impeached, and G. Gordon Liddy went to prison, so conservatives created Conservapedia. This is a...2010-01-171h 07The F PlusSex Is Personals
with:
Acierocolotl
Boots Raingear
Jack Chick
JimL2
STOG
John Toast
reading:
craigslist.org
Edited by Boots Raingear.
While Lemon takes a week off from the F Plus podcast, the rest of the group soldiers on with readings of Craigslist ads. Ladies, have you been looking for a man who will sodomize you while you play Super Mario Brothers? Gentlemen, are you looking for a woman to masturbate inside her while you watch hentai cartoons? All of this, and more. Can you believe it's free?
Music used:
Violent Femmes - Prove My...2009-12-1156 min
The F PlusThe Transformers Radio Variety Hour
with:
John Toast
Isfahan
Acierocolotl
Squiddy
Kumquatxop
Boots Raingear
Jack Chick
Lemon
Edited by Boots Raingear.
Deviating ever so slightly from our typical podcast formula, this is a dramatic reading of two different pieces of Transformers fanfiction. One is called Ravage 3 Bodies Evolution, and the other is called Dinobot's Old Technology. Our readers play various roles, and bring the thing to you in the style of a radio drama, which no doubt was the intent of the authors.
Music used:
Hanson Brothers - My Girlfriend's A Robot
Kraftwork - The Robots
2009-12-031h 01The F PlusWeight Weight Don't Tell Me
with:
Acierocolotl
Boots Raingear
Bunnybread
John Toast
Jack Chick
Kumquatxop
Victor Laszlo
Squiddy
Lemon
reading:
fantasyfeeder.com
Edited by Boots Raingear.
This week, The F Plus aims to go big, AS BIG AS POSSIBLE. Our readers tackle the work of food fetishists, who derive sexual pleasure from overeating.
Music used:
Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls
The Hollies - He Ain't Heavy He's My Brother
2009-10-3048 min