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So You Want To Be A HeroRule 32 : A Fine Line Between Dreams and RealitySend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 - Rule 32 : A Fine Line Between Dreams and Reality Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* The First round with Dawnhorn is Over! But the battle has only begun. After the near death of Tango - about 2-3 times now, Tango goes on a vision quest while the rest of TBD try to handle their own against The Void Knight himself. Side note- this one is really unhinged. ...
2025-08-211h 40
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 31: Don't Antagonize the AntagonizerSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 - Rule 31: Don't Antagonize the AntagonizerContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* After stopping Sparrow in combat it is time to face the void knight himself, Liam Dawnhorne. TBD not only faces the captain general himself, but the clock as he throws everything at Tango Honeypot. Will they have what it takes to stop the man behind the void? Will Tango finally get his death wise? Will Forte g...
2025-08-071h 05
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 30: A Unicorn Goes Where it PleasesSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 - Rule 30: A Unicorn Goes Where it PleasesContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* As TBD ventures deeper into the underground layer of Dr. Theron, the rag tag band of adventures find themselves face to face with Commander Liam Dawnhorn. A fierce fight ensues where no one makes it out unscathed. Will Trevor, Forte, and Tango manage to free there friend and stop the second coming of "The t...
2025-07-241h 26
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 30: A Unicorn Goes Where it PleasesSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 - Rule 30: A Unicorn Goes Where it PleasesContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* As TBD ventures deeper into the underground layer of Dr. Theron, the rag tag band of adventures find themselves face to face with Commander Liam Dawnhorn. A fierce fight ensues where no one makes it out unscathed. Will Trevor, Forte, and Tango manage to free there friend and stop the second coming of "The t...
2025-07-241h 26
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 29 : The Chamber Always Spins BackSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 - Rule 29 : The Chamber Always Spins BackContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* When a Sparrow goes missing under the grip of mind control, TBD tries their best to track them, down. Tango takes a dangerous gamble, confronting Dr. Theron in a tense standoff—with only a revolver and his luck to rely on. Will the chamber click... or bang? Our Dungeon Master is Jo...
2025-07-101h 29
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 29 : The Chamber Always Spins BackSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 - Rule 29 : The Chamber Always Spins BackContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* When a Sparrow goes missing under the grip of mind control, TBD tries their best to track them, down. Tango takes a dangerous gamble, confronting Dr. Theron in a tense standoff—with only a revolver and his luck to rely on. Will the chamber click... or bang? Our Dungeon Master is Jo...
2025-07-101h 29
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 28 : You Can't Hold The Flame Alone.Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 - Rule 28 : Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* Tango and TBD made their way to the Villacaporian encampment in Arminsguar, Tango got to see the refugees from Askoakeni, his old home, and felt compelled to rise up against the forces of Arminsguar. Only to be met by none other then the Captain General Liam Dawnhorn and his forces. Our Dungeon Master is John Garz...
2025-06-261h 10
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 28 : You Can't Hold The Flame Alone.Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 - Rule 28 : Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* Tango and TBD made their way to the Villacaporian encampment in Arminsguar, Tango got to see the refugees from Askoakeni, his old home, and felt compelled to rise up against the forces of Arminsguar. Only to be met by none other then the Captain General Liam Dawnhorn and his forces. Our Dungeon Master is John Garz...
2025-06-261h 10
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 27 : Feed the Flames of the BrokenSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 - Rule 27 : Feed the Flames of the Broken Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* After making their way into Arminsguar the lovable and chaotic group of To Be Determined begin to infiltrate the city. Meeting new faces - both good and bad - they start to learn more about the city. AND Tango gets to rekindle with a past flame. Our Dungeon Master is John G...
2025-06-121h 26
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 27 : Feed the Flames of the BrokenSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 - Rule 27 : Feed the Flames of the Broken Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* After making their way into Arminsguar the lovable and chaotic group of To Be Determined begin to infiltrate the city. Meeting new faces - both good and bad - they start to learn more about the city. AND Tango gets to rekindle with a past flame. Our Dungeon Master is John G...
2025-06-121h 26
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 26 : Sometimes You Just Gotta ROC.Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 - Rule 26 : Sometimes You Just Gotta RocContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* Step 1: Secure the Roc. Step 2: Use Tango's Hand Made Squirrel Suits. Step 3: Infiltrate Arminguar. Step 4: Find Sparrow? How hard could this be? Our Dungeon Master is John GarzaLucius "Forte" Black is played by Laus WeindelTango Honeypot is played by Davis McQueenTrevo...
2025-05-301h 30
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 26 : Sometimes You Just Gotta ROC.Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 - Rule 26 : Sometimes You Just Gotta RocContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* Step 1: Secure the Roc. Step 2: Use Tango's Hand Made Squirrel Suits. Step 3: Infiltrate Arminguar. Step 4: Find Sparrow? How hard could this be? Our Dungeon Master is John GarzaLucius "Forte" Black is played by Laus WeindelTango Honeypot is played by Davis McQueenTrevo...
2025-05-301h 30
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 26 : Sometimes You Just Gotta ROC.Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 Rule 26 : Sometimes You Just Gotta ROC.Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* After borrowing the Roc from the Villacoporians; Tango, Trevor, and Forte all planned on dropping in to Arminsguar unnoticed. Or at least that was the plan. Do Tango's Flying Squirrel Suits actually work? Will they get any closer to find Sparrow? There is only one way to find out. Time to be Heroic. ...
2025-05-291h 08
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 25 : Music is the Key to Unlocking Your HeartSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 - Rule 25 : Music is the Key to Unlocking Your HeartContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* Dealing with the aftermath of yet again the second sleepless night, fighting strange creatures, and seeing an image of their friend Sparrow; TBD needs to get to Arminsguar to save Sparrow. The only thing that can get them there in time....The Roc. One thing stands in their way, Elara.
2025-05-151h 04
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 25 : Music is the Key to Unlocking Your HeartSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 - Rule 25 : Music is the Key to Unlocking Your HeartContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* Dealing with the aftermath of yet again the second sleepless night, fighting strange creatures, and seeing an image of their friend Sparrow; TBD needs to get to Arminsguar to save Sparrow. The only thing that can get them there in time....The Roc. One thing stands in their way, Elara.
2025-05-151h 04
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 24 : Naps Are EssentialSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 Rule 24 : Naps Are Essential Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* TBD minus Sparrow begin to head to Arminsguar with the Villacaporians. As they begin the ritual to set their fallen brethren, TBD finds the body of Norman the Fun Uncle (Secret Libra Member) and the duster of Sparrow. Trevor runs into the forest after a mysterious voice calls out to them, only to fin...
2025-05-011h 55
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 24 : Naps Are EssentialSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 Rule 24 : Naps Are Essential Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* TBD minus Sparrow begin to head to Arminsguar with the Villacaporians. As they begin the ritual to set their fallen brethren, TBD finds the body of Norman the Fun Uncle (Secret Libra Member) and the duster of Sparrow. Trevor runs into the forest after a mysterious voice calls out to them, only to fin...
2025-05-011h 55
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 23 : Beware the Children of the NightSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 Rule 23 Beware the Children of the NightThe group of TBD settle down for the first time in what feels like forever with the plan to find Sparrow in the morning. Serin, the speaker of Aborea, help create a magical hut that TBD can sleep in before day break. As they go to sleep, or try to..., Forte's magical book gives him a bloody fright, but things got worse shortly after that. Content warning: violence, mature lan...
2025-04-171h 30
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 23 : Beware the Children of the NightSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 Rule 23 Beware the Children of the NightThe group of TBD settle down for the first time in what feels like forever with the plan to find Sparrow in the morning. Serin, the speaker of Aborea, help create a magical hut that TBD can sleep in before day break. As they go to sleep, or try to..., Forte's magical book gives him a bloody fright, but things got worse shortly after that. Content warning: violence, mature lan...
2025-04-171h 30
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 22 : Find a Wingman who has the need... The Need for Speed!!!!Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 Rule 22 : Find a Wingman who has the need... The Need for Speed!!!!Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* After our heroes ....deep sigh... "be-friended" a Giant Bird known as a Roc. Trevor, Tango, and Sparrow look over the body of the person that was riding the Roc. While Forte has been kidnapped yet again. Sparrow learns a little bit more about the 3 days of Darkness and her tra...
2025-04-032h 07
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 22 : Find a Wingman who has the need... The Need for Speed!!!!Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 Rule 22 : Find a Wingman who has the need... The Need for Speed!!!!Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes *Horror aspect such as Body Horror or Creature Horror* After our heroes ....deep sigh... "be-friended" a Giant Bird known as a Roc. Trevor, Tango, and Sparrow look over the body of the person that was riding the Roc. While Forte has been kidnapped yet again. Sparrow learns a little bit more about the 3 days of Darkness and her tra...
2025-04-032h 07
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 21 : Know Which Birds have Great VisionSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 Rule 21Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes As our Heroes of TBD continue down the path towards Garland, they ran into a really fun uncle, Norman. As the newest member of TBD he needs to learn the history of the group. Sparrow has a dream with her passed mentor, Tomas. And the find some trouble on the road! I wanna be a ROC RIDER!!! Our Dungeon Master is Brad SilmanLuci...
2025-03-201h 13
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 21 : Know Which Birds have Great VisionSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 Rule 21Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes As our Heroes of TBD continue down the path towards Garland, they ran into a really fun uncle, Norman. As the newest member of TBD he needs to learn the history of the group. Sparrow has a dream with her passed mentor, Tomas. And the find some trouble on the road! I wanna be a ROC RIDER!!! Our Dungeon Master is Brad SilmanLuci...
2025-03-201h 13
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 20 : Be Kind to the Man with the Map.Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 Rule 21 Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Thanks for listening to our podcast! We can't wait to share with you what's on the horizon! Our Dungeon Master is Brad SilmanLucius "Forte" Black is played by Laus WeindelTango Honeypot is played by Davis McQueenSparrow Softwind is played by John GarzaTrevor Varvatos is played by Emily Robinson...
2025-03-061h 21
So You Want To Be A HeroRule 20 : Be Kind to the Man with the Map.Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 2 Rule 21 Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Thanks for listening to our podcast! We can't wait to share with you what's on the horizon! Our Dungeon Master is Brad SilmanLucius "Forte" Black is played by Laus WeindelTango Honeypot is played by Davis McQueenSparrow Softwind is played by John GarzaTrevor Varvatos is played by Emily Robinson...
2025-03-061h 21
So You Want To Be A HeroInterlude : Part 3 - All Hells Breaking LooseSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroInterlude : Part 3 - All Hells Breaking LooseContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes The conclusion to the Breaking. The villagers of Roki, Bowne, Khalani, Kodiak, and Blossom, face off against a legendary beast. Only to find that they are missing the necessary power to defeat it. And with the help of the scared book given to Bowen from his grandmother Mihr, they all learn about their future. Blossom, however, learns about his past. Thanks for list...
2025-02-202h 18
So You Want To Be A HeroInterlude : Part 3 - All Hells Breaking LooseSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroInterlude : Part 3 - All Hells Breaking LooseContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes The conclusion to the Breaking. The villagers of Roki, Bowne, Khalani, Kodiak, and Blossom, face off against a legendary beast. Only to find that they are missing the necessary power to defeat it. And with the help of the scared book given to Bowen from his grandmother Mihr, they all learn about their future. Blossom, however, learns about his past. Thanks for list...
2025-02-202h 18
So You Want To Be A HeroInterlude : Part 2 - Life is Heartbreak(ing)Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroInterlude : Part 2 - Life is Heartbreak(ing)Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes As the heroes of *To Be Determined* journey away from the city of Tarin, they encounter a wise storyteller and his cat, who offers to share the tale of *The Breaking* in exchange for their company. He recounts the journey of four villagers who, in the aftermath of a devastating event, embark on a solemn trek to a sacred burial ground to lay t...
2025-02-0658 min
So You Want To Be A HeroInterlude : Part 2 - Life is Heartbreak(ing)Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroInterlude : Part 2 - Life is Heartbreak(ing)Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes As the heroes of *To Be Determined* journey away from the city of Tarin, they encounter a wise storyteller and his cat, who offers to share the tale of *The Breaking* in exchange for their company. He recounts the journey of four villagers who, in the aftermath of a devastating event, embark on a solemn trek to a sacred burial ground to lay t...
2025-02-0658 min
So You Want To Be A HeroInterlude : All Heroes Need a Break(ing)Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 20 : Know When To Leave.Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes As the heroes of *To Be Determined* journey away from the city of Tarin, they encounter a wise storyteller and his cat, who offers to share the tale of *The Breaking* in exchange for their company. He recounts the journey of four villagers who, in the aftermath of a devastating event, embark on a solemn trek to a sacred burial ground to lay their village m...
2025-01-231h 21
So You Want To Be A HeroInterlude : All Heroes Need a Break(ing)Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 20 : Know When To Leave.Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes As the heroes of *To Be Determined* journey away from the city of Tarin, they encounter a wise storyteller and his cat, who offers to share the tale of *The Breaking* in exchange for their company. He recounts the journey of four villagers who, in the aftermath of a devastating event, embark on a solemn trek to a sacred burial ground to lay their village m...
2025-01-231h 21
So You Want To Be A HeroSeason 1 Recap : If You Have a Bard... Use Them.Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 1 Recap : If You Have a Bard... Use Them.Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Our Dear and Humble (...) bard, Forte Black, Tells you, our listeners, a quick and delightful recap of the last few weeks, mostly 5 days, of To Be Determined. Our Dungeon Master is Brad SilmanLucius "Forte" Black is played by Laus WeindelTango Honeypot is played by Davis McQueenSparrow Softwind is playe...
2025-01-1605 min
So You Want To Be A HeroSeason 1 Recap : If You Have a Bard... Use Them.Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroSeason 1 Recap : If You Have a Bard... Use Them.Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Our Dear and Humble (...) bard, Forte Black, Tells you, our listeners, a quick and delightful recap of the last few weeks, mostly 5 days, of To Be Determined. Our Dungeon Master is Brad SilmanLucius "Forte" Black is played by Laus WeindelTango Honeypot is played by Davis McQueenSparrow Softwind is playe...
2025-01-1605 min
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 12 Part 2 : JudgementSend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 12 Part 2: JudgementContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes All that is left for the Medici on their road to control Florence is one...final...step. However, their enemies have drawn near and seek to silence them before that. Will they ascend to their thrones above or be drug to their graves below. Find out in the second part of our season finale Wrym and Reason. Our D...
2025-01-092h 14
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 12 Part 2 : JudgementSend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 12 Part 2: JudgementContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes All that is left for the Medici on their road to control Florence is one...final...step. However, their enemies have drawn near and seek to silence them before that. Will they ascend to their thrones above or be drug to their graves below. Find out in the second part of our season finale Wrym and Reason. Our D...
2025-01-092h 14So You Want To Be A HeroHoliday Special : A Merry EmberswatchSend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero Presents Holiday Special : A Merry EmberswatchContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Back in Arroria, just in time for Emberswatch! Join us as we follow Primrose (John Garza), the fiery stoner furbog, and her baby sister Pansy, aka Half Pint (Emily Robinson), the fresh-faced gloom stalker, as they battle their way through the Feywild with their old-ass friends: Reggie, aka Reg (Laus Weindel), the Fathomless Warlock, whose name is a blur of other titles you ca...
2024-12-262h 32So You Want To Be A HeroHoliday Special : A Merry EmberswatchSend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero Presents Holiday Special : A Merry EmberswatchContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Back in Arroria, just in time for Emberswatch! Join us as we follow Primrose (John Garza), the fiery stoner furbog, and her baby sister Pansy, aka Half Pint (Emily Robinson), the fresh-faced gloom stalker, as they battle their way through the Feywild with their old-ass friends: Reggie, aka Reg (Laus Weindel), the Fathomless Warlock, whose name is a blur of other titles you ca...
2024-12-262h 32
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 12 Part 1 : Destiny Chasing TimeSend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 12 Part 1: Destiny Chasing TimeContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes With Baldassare's ordination fast approaching the Medici must scramble to prepare themselves for the long awaited day of their triumph. It is unlikely that Salviati will relinquish his hold on the city nor his long standing grudge without a fight. Will the divine work of fiction they now posses prove to be their salvation or their undoing?
2024-12-121h 06
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 12 Part 1 : Destiny Chasing TimeSend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 12 Part 1: Destiny Chasing TimeContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes With Baldassare's ordination fast approaching the Medici must scramble to prepare themselves for the long awaited day of their triumph. It is unlikely that Salviati will relinquish his hold on the city nor his long standing grudge without a fight. Will the divine work of fiction they now posses prove to be their salvation or their undoing?
2024-12-121h 06
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 11 : The First BeastsSend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 11 : The First BeastsContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes The Medici reconvene after a night of trials and tribulations only to find themselves at each others throats. Separating they each go about preparing for the fruition of their great work...alone. Will pride, arrogance, and mistrust fracture the fragile trust they have in each other at the final hour? Or will they deny their inner beasts and m...
2024-11-281h 25
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 11 : The First BeastsSend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 11 : The First BeastsContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes The Medici reconvene after a night of trials and tribulations only to find themselves at each others throats. Separating they each go about preparing for the fruition of their great work...alone. Will pride, arrogance, and mistrust fracture the fragile trust they have in each other at the final hour? Or will they deny their inner beasts and m...
2024-11-281h 25
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 10 : Midnight MassSend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 10 : Midnight MassContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Bartholomea find herself partnered up with Luna on a midnight raid of the Cattedrale di Santa Maria del Fiore, looking for a lost tome. However, there is more than just treasure to discover in the churches catacombs. Our Dungeon Master is John GarzaBartolomea Antonia de 'Medici is played by Emily Robinson Giovanni Lorenzo de' Medic...
2024-11-141h 01
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 10 : Midnight MassSend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 10 : Midnight MassContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Bartholomea find herself partnered up with Luna on a midnight raid of the Cattedrale di Santa Maria del Fiore, looking for a lost tome. However, there is more than just treasure to discover in the churches catacombs. Our Dungeon Master is John GarzaBartolomea Antonia de 'Medici is played by Emily Robinson Giovanni Lorenzo de' Medic...
2024-11-141h 01
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 9 : One FamilySend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 9 : One FamilyContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Seeking to restore their name and celebrate the arrival of a long awaited guest, the family throws a party to put their unity and power on display. However, when the elder Medici find themselves indisposed the youngest finds himself with a rare opportunity to be in "the room where it happens. Our Dungeon Master is John Garza
2024-10-311h 11
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 9 : One FamilySend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 9 : One FamilyContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Seeking to restore their name and celebrate the arrival of a long awaited guest, the family throws a party to put their unity and power on display. However, when the elder Medici find themselves indisposed the youngest finds himself with a rare opportunity to be in "the room where it happens. Our Dungeon Master is John Garza
2024-10-311h 11
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 8 : A Divine TragedySend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 8 : A Divine Tragedy Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes The Medici, return home after securing their youngest member Baltazara from the churches clutches, only to find yet another un-invited guest at their door. Will this vaudevillian villain bring them fortune... or ruin Our Dungeon Master is John GarzaBartolomea Antonia de 'Medici is played by Emily Robinson Giovanni Lorenzo de' Medici...
2024-10-171h 13
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 8 : A Divine TragedySend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 8 : A Divine Tragedy Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes The Medici, return home after securing their youngest member Baltazara from the churches clutches, only to find yet another un-invited guest at their door. Will this vaudevillian villain bring them fortune... or ruin Our Dungeon Master is John GarzaBartolomea Antonia de 'Medici is played by Emily Robinson Giovanni Lorenzo de' Medici...
2024-10-171h 13
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 7 : Shall We Have a Crusade?Send us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 7 : Shall We Have a Crusade?Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes After the Captain Genrals incursion into the Medici home and ambitious imprisonment of Blatasara Medici a dark deal is offered to the family for his freedom. Will the family sell the soul of the city for their own gain or will they finally find some lines are not worth crossing? Our Dunge...
2024-10-031h 30
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 7 : Shall We Have a Crusade?Send us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 7 : Shall We Have a Crusade?Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes After the Captain Genrals incursion into the Medici home and ambitious imprisonment of Blatasara Medici a dark deal is offered to the family for his freedom. Will the family sell the soul of the city for their own gain or will they finally find some lines are not worth crossing? Our Dunge...
2024-10-031h 30
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 6 : Midnight ConfessionsSend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 6 : Midnight Confessions Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes The Medici find themselves backed against a wall as the Captain General raids their estate. Judgment clouded by grief he lashes out shattering the meticulously constructed façade the family had created for themselves. The church has named them heretic, but … they are...so...much...more. Our Dungeon Master is John GarzaBartolomea Antonia de 'Medi...
2024-09-191h 07
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 6 : Midnight ConfessionsSend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 6 : Midnight Confessions Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes The Medici find themselves backed against a wall as the Captain General raids their estate. Judgment clouded by grief he lashes out shattering the meticulously constructed façade the family had created for themselves. The church has named them heretic, but … they are...so...much...more. Our Dungeon Master is John GarzaBartolomea Antonia de 'Medi...
2024-09-191h 07
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 5 : Coming Home to RoostSend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 5 : Coming Home to Roost Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes In the wake of a familial loss, one of the churches highest officiants pays the Medici a visit to investigate. Tensions rise, and new players join the game as everyone vies for control of the city's soul. There will be blood, but who's? Our Dungeon Master is John GarzaBartolomea Antonia de 'Medic...
2024-09-051h 23
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 5 : Coming Home to RoostSend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 5 : Coming Home to Roost Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes In the wake of a familial loss, one of the churches highest officiants pays the Medici a visit to investigate. Tensions rise, and new players join the game as everyone vies for control of the city's soul. There will be blood, but who's? Our Dungeon Master is John GarzaBartolomea Antonia de 'Medic...
2024-09-051h 23
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 4 : Concocting A ConspiracySend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 4 : Concocting A Conspiracy Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Our first family of Florence, has found them selves in a precarious situation as they are attacked on the road . A dark secret comes to light during the struggle and one innocent caught in the crossfire is never the same for its revelation. Our Dungeon Master is John GarzaBartolomea Antonia de 'Medici is pla...
2024-08-221h 00
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 4 : Concocting A ConspiracySend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 4 : Concocting A Conspiracy Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Our first family of Florence, has found them selves in a precarious situation as they are attacked on the road . A dark secret comes to light during the struggle and one innocent caught in the crossfire is never the same for its revelation. Our Dungeon Master is John GarzaBartolomea Antonia de 'Medici is pla...
2024-08-221h 00
So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 3: A Small RequestSend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 3 : A Small Request Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes After being Poisoned in an exhibition, anger begins to rise in Giovanni but quickly calms himself down. The Medici Family off to start their day with meetings, leading into a group of bandits taking a lot of their items in transit. After using the poison to their advantage they begin to head out on the road to find these band...
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So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 3: A Small RequestSend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 3 : A Small Request Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes After being Poisoned in an exhibition, anger begins to rise in Giovanni but quickly calms himself down. The Medici Family off to start their day with meetings, leading into a group of bandits taking a lot of their items in transit. After using the poison to their advantage they begin to head out on the road to find these band...
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So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 2 : AssassinoSend us a textSend us a Text Message.So You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 2 : AssassinoContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes The newly minted Medici family find themselves in a battle royal as they take a moment to enjoy themselves. However, as all good things in their life, this small respite is found to be fleeting as new challengers enter the ring, some with deadly intent. Our Dungeon Master is John Garz...
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So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 2 : AssassinoSend us a textSend us a Text Message.So You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 2 : AssassinoContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes The newly minted Medici family find themselves in a battle royal as they take a moment to enjoy themselves. However, as all good things in their life, this small respite is found to be fleeting as new challengers enter the ring, some with deadly intent. Our Dungeon Master is John Garz...
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So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 1 : Painting the FamilySend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 1 : Painting the FamilyContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Welcome to Wrym and Reason, a Fictional DND podcast that takes place during the Italian Renaissance. We follow three scoundrels who have taken the place of 3 members of famous Medici family. After arriving in Florence from a dreadful ambush in their country side home, Bartolomea and her two sons Giovanni, the younger, and Baldassarre, the elder, seamlessly begin to fi...
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So You Want To Be A HeroChapter 1 : Painting the FamilySend us a textSo You Want to Be a Hero PresentsWrym and Reason Chapter 1 : Painting the FamilyContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Welcome to Wrym and Reason, a Fictional DND podcast that takes place during the Italian Renaissance. We follow three scoundrels who have taken the place of 3 members of famous Medici family. After arriving in Florence from a dreadful ambush in their country side home, Bartolomea and her two sons Giovanni, the younger, and Baldassarre, the elder, seamlessly begin to fi...
2024-07-111h 42So You Want To Be A HeroF.U.G aka G.R.I.S.H.A.M by Forte BlackSo You Want to Be a HeroContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes aka Fuck You Grishamaka Good Riddance I Say Have A Misadventure Our Dungeon Master is Brad SilmanLucius "Forte" Black is played by Laus WeindelTango Honeypot is played by Davis McQueenSparrow Softwind is played by John GarzaTrevor Varvatos is played by Emily RobinsonCover art by Thomas KingM...
2024-07-1005 minSo You Want To Be A HeroWrap it Up! - Season 1Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes The Group sits around and discusses their favorite moments of the game, How the Podcast started, and whats to come???? Our Dungeon Master is Brad SilmanLucius "Forte" Black is played by Laus WeindelTango Honeypot is played by Davis McQueenSparrow Softwind is played by John GarzaTrevor Varvatos is played by Emily RobinsonCover art...
2024-07-0436 minSo You Want To Be A HeroWrap it Up! - Season 1Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes The Group sits around and discusses their favorite moments of the game, How the Podcast started, and whats to come???? Our Dungeon Master is Brad SilmanLucius "Forte" Black is played by Laus WeindelTango Honeypot is played by Davis McQueenSparrow Softwind is played by John GarzaTrevor Varvatos is played by Emily RobinsonCover art...
2024-07-0436 minSo You Want To Be A HeroRule 19 : Know When To LeaveSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 19 : Know When To Leave.Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes ITS BEEN... One Week since the Attack on Tarin and our group of Heroes have done everything they could to make the rebuild process a little easier. The Group gets recognized buy the town for their efforts, A debt is either Paid or Made Larger, and the Heroes are unexpectedly forced out of the city and on to where ever the road takes them.
2024-06-201h 23So You Want To Be A HeroRule 19 : Know When To LeaveSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 19 : Know When To Leave.Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes ITS BEEN... One Week since the Attack on Tarin and our group of Heroes have done everything they could to make the rebuild process a little easier. The Group gets recognized buy the town for their efforts, A debt is either Paid or Made Larger, and the Heroes are unexpectedly forced out of the city and on to where ever the road takes them.
2024-06-201h 23So You Want To Be A HeroRule 18: Buildings Don't Make a City; The People Do.Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 18: Buildings Don't Make a City; The People Do. Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes The Group and their Bard get a chance to learn more about the Gem that destroyed half of Tarin. Learning a little bit more about the true intentions of Libra. Some might see a city for the buildings that are there but the true heart of the city is the people that make it. Tarin is broken but they will rebuild t...
2024-06-061h 27So You Want To Be A HeroRule 18: Buildings Don't Make a City; The People Do.Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 18: Buildings Don't Make a City; The People Do. Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes The Group and their Bard get a chance to learn more about the Gem that destroyed half of Tarin. Learning a little bit more about the true intentions of Libra. Some might see a city for the buildings that are there but the true heart of the city is the people that make it. Tarin is broken but they will rebuild t...
2024-06-061h 27So You Want To Be A HeroRule 17 : Friendship is the Best Defense!Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 17 : Friendship is the Best Defense!Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes After the great battle in the Great Hall, our band of heros known as To Be Determined make their way through Tarin. Finding Zombies, Wizards, Demons, and Familiar Faces the group heads through ruined city to try and destroy the Chaos Gem. Making their way to the Hero Forge where their real story begins. Our Dungeon Master is Brad Silman
2024-05-231h 35So You Want To Be A HeroRule 17 : Friendship is the Best Defense!Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 17 : Friendship is the Best Defense!Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes After the great battle in the Great Hall, our band of heros known as To Be Determined make their way through Tarin. Finding Zombies, Wizards, Demons, and Familiar Faces the group heads through ruined city to try and destroy the Chaos Gem. Making their way to the Hero Forge where their real story begins. Our Dungeon Master is Brad Silman
2024-05-231h 35So You Want To Be A HeroRule 16: Remember H.O.R.S.E. Heroes Obligingly Ride Support EquusSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 16: Remember H.O.R.S.E. Heroes Obligingly Ride Support EquusContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Forte delivers a show-stopping performance and simultaneously uncovers the dark intentions of Libra. Meanwhile, the Merry Band of Heroes finds themselves facing off against corrupt elected officials as they strive to protect the citizens of Tarin. Sparrow takes on Funda, in a battle for cover. Forte blips in and out of the plane while Tesith tr...
2024-05-091h 22So You Want To Be A HeroRule 16: Remember H.O.R.S.E. Heroes Obligingly Ride Support EquusSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 16: Remember H.O.R.S.E. Heroes Obligingly Ride Support EquusContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Forte delivers a show-stopping performance and simultaneously uncovers the dark intentions of Libra. Meanwhile, the Merry Band of Heroes finds themselves facing off against corrupt elected officials as they strive to protect the citizens of Tarin. Sparrow takes on Funda, in a battle for cover. Forte blips in and out of the plane while Tesith tr...
2024-05-091h 22So You Want To Be A HeroRule 15: When There is a Waltz Be A Tango.Send us a textEp. 15So You Want to Be a HeroRule 15: When There’s a Waltz, Be a TangoContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes The Harvest Gala is finally here, and our Merry Band of Heroes (and their bard) are finishing their preparations and finalizing their plans. Trevor seeks advice about mingling with the upper-crust of Tarin, and then tries his hand at being an inspiring leader. Sparrow gives Forte some much needed encouragement, and tries to...
2024-04-221h 26So You Want To Be A HeroRule 15: When There is a Waltz Be A Tango.Send us a textEp. 15So You Want to Be a HeroRule 15: When There’s a Waltz, Be a TangoContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes The Harvest Gala is finally here, and our Merry Band of Heroes (and their bard) are finishing their preparations and finalizing their plans. Trevor seeks advice about mingling with the upper-crust of Tarin, and then tries his hand at being an inspiring leader. Sparrow gives Forte some much needed encouragement, and tries to...
2024-04-221h 26So You Want To Be A HeroRule 14: When You've Got the Touch, You've Got the PowerSend us a textRule 14 : When You've Got the Tough, You've Got the Power. Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes In this episode, the Heroing group of "To Be Determine" and their Bard... arrive at the day of the Eternal Harvest Festival. They get their fortunes told, travel through a maze of wonderment, and get a personal meeting with the Hero Forge's Elected Official, Cough. Where the other elected officials decide to confront the three rogue officials with the help of "To Be Determined." Our Dungeon Master is Brad Si...
2024-04-111h 28So You Want To Be A HeroRule 14: When You've Got the Touch, You've Got the PowerSend us a textRule 14 : When You've Got the Tough, You've Got the Power. Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes In this episode, the Heroing group of "To Be Determine" and their Bard... arrive at the day of the Eternal Harvest Festival. They get their fortunes told, travel through a maze of wonderment, and get a personal meeting with the Hero Forge's Elected Official, Cough. Where the other elected officials decide to confront the three rogue officials with the help of "To Be Determined." Our Dungeon Master is Brad Si...
2024-04-111h 28So You Want To Be A HeroRule 13: Consider Carefully Before ConspiringSend us a textRule 13 : Consider Carefully Before Conspiring Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes In this thrilling episode, our team embarks on a covert mission at the prestigious Eternal Harvest Gala, tasked with uncovering clues about the mysterious disappearance of Ingelram. Forte and Trevor find themselves entrusted with a crucial assignment, while the rest of the group navigates the lavish event undercover. As the night unfolds, they're granted unexpected access to the opulent Villa De Upper Tarin, where they encounter the enigmatic Christopher P Merrysmelter, a long-lost friend and guardian of...
2024-03-281h 25So You Want To Be A HeroRule 13: Consider Carefully Before ConspiringSend us a textRule 13 : Consider Carefully Before Conspiring Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes In this thrilling episode, our team embarks on a covert mission at the prestigious Eternal Harvest Gala, tasked with uncovering clues about the mysterious disappearance of Ingelram. Forte and Trevor find themselves entrusted with a crucial assignment, while the rest of the group navigates the lavish event undercover. As the night unfolds, they're granted unexpected access to the opulent Villa De Upper Tarin, where they encounter the enigmatic Christopher P Merrysmelter, a long-lost friend and guardian of...
2024-03-281h 25So You Want To Be A HeroRule 12: Not All Rats Are Your FriendsSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 12: Not All Rats Are Your FriendsContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Our Merry Band of Heroes receive a mission from Captain Aldin de Armos of the Moonlight Sentinels: find and retrieve the two guardsmen who disappeared while investigating the missing people of Lower Tarin. Sparrow discloses a little more about her past. Forte invents germophobia before the discovery of germs. An inconsequential background character finally gets his time in the sun…er, moon? Whatever.Do YOU...
2024-03-141h 43So You Want To Be A HeroRule 12: Not All Rats Are Your FriendsSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 12: Not All Rats Are Your FriendsContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Our Merry Band of Heroes receive a mission from Captain Aldin de Armos of the Moonlight Sentinels: find and retrieve the two guardsmen who disappeared while investigating the missing people of Lower Tarin. Sparrow discloses a little more about her past. Forte invents germophobia before the discovery of germs. An inconsequential background character finally gets his time in the sun…er, moon? Whatever.Do YOU...
2024-03-141h 43So You Want To Be A HeroRule 11: Enjoy the AmuseboucheSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 11 : Enjoy the AmuseboucheContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Join Tango and Trevor as they serendipitously meet the delightful Geographer, Elara Stonebridge. Tango's discovery about his missing friend R0B1N adds a touch of mystery, while Forte finds a new home with the Order of the Broken Bells. Seeking a bit of relaxation, our friends find solace at the Axe and Skull, where they share laughter and ca...
2024-02-291h 23So You Want To Be A HeroRule 11: Enjoy the AmuseboucheSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 11 : Enjoy the AmuseboucheContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Join Tango and Trevor as they serendipitously meet the delightful Geographer, Elara Stonebridge. Tango's discovery about his missing friend R0B1N adds a touch of mystery, while Forte finds a new home with the Order of the Broken Bells. Seeking a bit of relaxation, our friends find solace at the Axe and Skull, where they share laughter and ca...
2024-02-291h 23So You Want To Be A HeroRule 10 : Names Can Be DeceivingSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 10 : Names Can Be DeceivingContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Trevor befriends Herbert, but the tension between him and Sparrow continues to rise. Our weary band of heroes get some much-needed rest, and Tango has a dream that’s too hot to handle. Someone from Tango’s past briefly but impactfully resurfaces. Sparrow worries that the experiments performed on Clara and Forte may have lingering effects, and Forte proves...
2024-02-151h 08So You Want To Be A HeroRule 10 : Names Can Be DeceivingSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 10 : Names Can Be DeceivingContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Trevor befriends Herbert, but the tension between him and Sparrow continues to rise. Our weary band of heroes get some much-needed rest, and Tango has a dream that’s too hot to handle. Someone from Tango’s past briefly but impactfully resurfaces. Sparrow worries that the experiments performed on Clara and Forte may have lingering effects, and Forte proves...
2024-02-151h 08So You Want To Be A HeroRule 9 : Rats Are Your FriendsSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 9: Rats Are Your FriendsContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Trevor befriends Herbert, but the tension between him and Sparrow continues to rise. Our weary band of heroes get some much-needed rest, and Tango has a dream that’s too hot to handle. Someone from Tango’s past briefly but impactfully resurfaces. Sparrow worries that the experiments performed on Clara and Forte may have lingering effect...
2024-01-301h 22So You Want To Be A HeroRule 9 : Rats Are Your FriendsSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 9: Rats Are Your FriendsContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Trevor befriends Herbert, but the tension between him and Sparrow continues to rise. Our weary band of heroes get some much-needed rest, and Tango has a dream that’s too hot to handle. Someone from Tango’s past briefly but impactfully resurfaces. Sparrow worries that the experiments performed on Clara and Forte may have lingering effect...
2024-01-301h 22So You Want To Be A HeroRule 8 : Watch Out for *PSYCHIC* Spiders.Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 8: Watch Out For *PSYCHIC* SpidersContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes, spiders, griefOur Merry Band of Heroes find themselves buried in their work. TRN009 struggles to come to grips with the past few…days? Weeks? And in the midst of all this chaos, The group is rocked by a sudden-yet-inevitable betrayal. Our Dungeon Master is Brad SilmanLuc...
2024-01-181h 16So You Want To Be A HeroRule 8 : Watch Out for *PSYCHIC* Spiders.Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 8: Watch Out For *PSYCHIC* SpidersContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes, spiders, griefOur Merry Band of Heroes find themselves buried in their work. TRN009 struggles to come to grips with the past few…days? Weeks? And in the midst of all this chaos, The group is rocked by a sudden-yet-inevitable betrayal. Our Dungeon Master is Brad SilmanLuc...
2024-01-181h 16So You Want To Be A HeroRule 7: Watch Out For SpidersSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 7: Watch Out For SpidersContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes, spiders, griefForte, also known as TRN-009, grapples with the loss of his memories, teetering on the brink of forgetfulness. As he faces the impending void, his consciousness clings to the cherished memories of his late wife, Julia. Meanwhile, the remaining members of TBD find themselves thrust into a perilous confrontation within the lair of a Queen Arcane Devourer...
2024-01-041h 19So You Want To Be A HeroRule 7: Watch Out For SpidersSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 7: Watch Out For SpidersContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes, spiders, griefForte, also known as TRN-009, grapples with the loss of his memories, teetering on the brink of forgetfulness. As he faces the impending void, his consciousness clings to the cherished memories of his late wife, Julia. Meanwhile, the remaining members of TBD find themselves thrust into a perilous confrontation within the lair of a Queen Arcane Devourer...
2024-01-041h 19So You Want To Be A HeroHoliday Treat : A Red Pantheon's EmbraceSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroInterlude 1: A Red Pantheon's Embrace Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes A long time ago, when most of our Merry Band of Heroes was but a twinkle in the Goddess Esneas’s eye, five best friends spent the winter holiday break together at the Institute of Inspiration. Left virtually unattended by the school faculty, these carefree students anticipated a few days of mischief-making and merriment before classes resumed. But on the eve of this yea...
2023-12-212h 16So You Want To Be A HeroHoliday Treat : A Red Pantheon's EmbraceSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroInterlude 1: A Red Pantheon's Embrace Content warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes A long time ago, when most of our Merry Band of Heroes was but a twinkle in the Goddess Esneas’s eye, five best friends spent the winter holiday break together at the Institute of Inspiration. Left virtually unattended by the school faculty, these carefree students anticipated a few days of mischief-making and merriment before classes resumed. But on the eve of this yea...
2023-12-212h 16So You Want To Be A HeroRule 6 : It's Not the Size of the Weapon, It's How You Use It.Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 6: It’s Not the Size of the Weapon, It’s How You Use ItContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes, spiders, griefForte is in a mysterious void. Or dire peril. Or both. Trevor tries to soothe his sore heart by throwing himself into his work. Sparrow leads TBD, with new honorary member Sog, to the scene of the crime. Sog confronts his fears, and Tango tries out everyone else’s weapon...
2023-12-071h 29So You Want To Be A HeroRule 6 : It's Not the Size of the Weapon, It's How You Use It.Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 6: It’s Not the Size of the Weapon, It’s How You Use ItContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes, spiders, griefForte is in a mysterious void. Or dire peril. Or both. Trevor tries to soothe his sore heart by throwing himself into his work. Sparrow leads TBD, with new honorary member Sog, to the scene of the crime. Sog confronts his fears, and Tango tries out everyone else’s weapon...
2023-12-071h 29So You Want To Be A HeroRule 5 : Look Before You Leap.Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 5: Look Before You LeapContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Our Merry Band of Heroes returns to the Axe and Skull with the butcher in tow to fill Sog in on their new plan. Sog contemplates the moral and existential implications of war, capitalism, identity, and sweet potatoes. Forte speaks his mind and reveals more than he intended. Sparrow meets a kindred spirit and does some epic Heroing. Tango communes with his m...
2023-11-231h 14So You Want To Be A HeroRule 5 : Look Before You Leap.Send us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroRule 5: Look Before You LeapContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Our Merry Band of Heroes returns to the Axe and Skull with the butcher in tow to fill Sog in on their new plan. Sog contemplates the moral and existential implications of war, capitalism, identity, and sweet potatoes. Forte speaks his mind and reveals more than he intended. Sparrow meets a kindred spirit and does some epic Heroing. Tango communes with his m...
2023-11-231h 14So You Want To Be A HeroRule 4 : Source Your Own Meat.Send us a textRule 4: Source Your Own MeatContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes To Be Determined faces off against the Keeper and learns the butcher shop’s dirty secret. Trevor refines his recruitment pitch. Forte weaponizes his charisma. Our heroes try to decide what justice looks like within a corrupt system. Also, arson.Our Dungeon Master is Brad SilmanLucius "Forte" Black is played by Laus WeindelTango Honeypot is played by Davis McQueenSparrow Softwind is pla...
2023-11-091h 33So You Want To Be A HeroRule 3 : Start Your Day with a Healthy BreakfastSend us a textSo You Want to Be a HeroEpisode 3: Start the Day With a Healthy BreakfastContent warning: controversial musical opinions, sound of cat coughing up a hairball (35:10), violence, mature language, sexual themesTango has a disquieting dream. Trevor shows off his oatmeal prowess, while Forte and Sparrow experience the highs and lows of haute cuisine. The merry band of heroes devise a plan to distract the Meats & More employees while Tango investigates the premises. Things go off the rails.
2023-10-241h 28So You Want To Be A HeroRule 2 : Participate in Local PoliticsSend us a textEp.2So You Want to Be a HeroRule 2:Participate in Local PoliticsContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Forte tries to use his words and digs himself and Sparrow into deeper trouble with the mob. Trever gets to know a local city official. Sparrow learns about a heroic opportunity. Tango and Forte officially join To Be Determined, and the newly expanded merry band of heroes begin investigating the disappearance of several people in the d...
2023-10-122h 05So You Want To Be A HeroRule 1 : Eat Your OrangesSend us a textEp.1So You Want to Be a HeroEpisode 1: Eat Your OrangesContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Trevor Varvatos and Sparrow Softwind arrive in Tarin. Lucius "Forte" black gets lost in memories. Tango Honeypot makes a surprising friend and a whole boatload of enemies. Trevor cleans up the streets of Tarin, while Forte and Sparrow find themselves stuck holding the bag when the Broken Bells come calling.Our Dungeon M...
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