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FDR's WheelchairThe Fake History GuyThis week the guys bring in a Canadian! To discuss Mexico, just kidding, kind of. This episode Dave and Brandon are joined by Sebastian from the podcast 'Our Fake History' to discuss America's foreign relations, or lack thereof. They also talk about the war of 1812, you know the height of Canadian and U.S. relations. Support the show2025-04-191h 34FDR's WheelchairNazi Starter KitDave and Brandon go on safari and see real life Nazis in the wild! Look a billionaire Nazi! And we have a whole state of Nazis just going around doing Nazi stuff. How can we tell the they're Nazis? They keep doing Nazi salutes and proposing Nazi-esque laws. It's not hard to spot them anymore. It's open season.Support the show2025-01-2349 minFDR's WheelchairStorming The TruthEver wanted to have a ProPublica article read out loud to you, well good you sick weirdo you've come to the right place. Dave and Brandon delve into the origins, execution and consequences of the Jan 6th insurrection. You want some conspiracy theories, oh we've got those. So sit back and let the chair lead you through the storming of the Capitol for the loveable 'Trumpy Bear'.Support the show2025-01-091h 03FDR's Wheelchair'Un'Ability to Die or Hypocritically UnavailableThe guys discuss the murder of a healthcare CEO and why people are supporting it, then go on to talk about the healthcare industry in the U.S. [Insert funny quip here]. Also Brandon has numbers, again, and he keeps saying numbers, again. It's a healthcare episode... maybe Brandon needs some.Support the show2024-12-131h 18FDR's WheelchairWinger CabinetBrandon is going full MAGA and is drinking Dave's tears, not the weirdest thing that has happened on this show but doesn't sound great. Speaking of weird the guys start the first part of a two part show discussing the Trump administrations cabinet nominees. Thankfully they're not alone as friend of the show Smith from the story of... stops by.Support the show2024-11-1854 minFDR's WheelchairNews from a Dummy - Debate MockeryIt's another show where News Puppy doesn't understand his role in this podcast. Also Brandon fact checks the debate, we're not eating you News Puppy, at this moment in time.Support the show2024-09-1321 minFDR's WheelchairBureaucratic GymnasticsDave and Brandon finally mention the debate, they too just woke up from their naps. Then they explain governmental bureaucracy, it's a thing that they chose to talk about it, let me reiterate, they CHOSE to talk about government paperwork. But it's not all terrible, they could be swimming in a river of sh*t in the Olympics. And they're not talking about the river Seine, its Olympic corruption, plus the economic devastation it does to its host cities. The Olympics is a figurative river of sh*t about to be hosted in a literal river of sh*t...2024-07-1356 minFDR's WheelchairPlayground BrisHallelujah praise the Lord and get in line a the tether ball pole there's going to be a stoning! And don't forget that it's bris Friday where you receive half off...get it? Dave and Brandon talk about the continuing infiltration of religion in our society, but this time they're doubling down. Support the show2024-06-2943 minFDR's WheelchairWhite Supremacy - When Beige Goes BadDave and Brandon talk about the pervasiveness of white supremacy in our culture and how it manifests. Dave gets a new book and we find out that white supremacists aren't the brightest crayons in the box. Who knew?Support the show2024-06-201h 00FDR's WheelchairThe Congressional Hypocritical OathDr. Dave and Dr. Brandon talk about covid science! Because you can assign and un-assign doctorates (according to Congress). Speaking about Congress, what do they believe? Wait I'm sorry I misspelled 'lie about'? The guys talk about congressional hypocrisy, see it's in the title and I'll give you another hint, it's mostly republicans.Support the show2024-06-0735 minFDR's WheelchairDouble Helix HijinxYou wanted the numbers oh we've got the numbers, you wanted forensic case study we've got that for you, you filthy animal! Dave and Brandon talk about the Innocence project, it's work, it's influence and it's affect on modern law. With all those naughty numbers!Support the show2024-05-2356 minFDR's WheelchairRambling with JayJay, from with the Jay Burke show, decides to stop by. Then Jay and Brandon talk and talk and talk...then talk some more. The show was supposed to be about ousting the speaker and a bill being introduced in Alabama. However, it went a little long. Support the show2024-05-032h 10
FDR's Wheelchair45,000 WomenDave and Brandon talk about how they are done with Republicans putting women's lives in jeopardy. They also speak about the people who helped shape their political voice, which is, stop putting women's live in danger.Support the show2024-01-261h 07FDR's WheelchairNews From DummiesBrandon and newly hired News puppy take a quick walk through the weird world of the news. There's Bernie, Furries and a Black Hole, strap in News Puppy it's about to get strange.Support the show2023-11-1711 minFDR's WheelchairHigh on DewineDave and Brandon are surprised that Democrats remember how to win elections as they gamble on a Senator's life, again. Maybe the Democrats can win some more, oh wait that's just insider trading. What type of president is Joe Biden, listen to find out as Dave reads somebody else explain it on his phone.Support the show2023-11-1054 minFDR's WheelchairHot for TeacherSo Dave is away and the Brandon will play. Smith from the Story of... podcast fills in for the teacher role that no one asked about. They also discuss how the Republicans are destroying education and some how blame it on Dave, even though he wasn't even there. It's Vivec Dave, it will always be Vivec. Also UFOs.Support the show2023-09-221h 04FDR's WheelchairYelling At Robots About WorkersIt's Labor Day Week and the guys are going to get all worked up about workers, Brandon worries about Dave's heart during the rant, let's hope the EMT's haven't gone a strike yet. Oh and Mitchy Bear is dying on TV again.Support the show2023-09-0842 minFDR's WheelchairThree Year Old Screaming ToddlerDave and Brandon reflect on the fact that they get to swear into a microphone and not hate each other for 3 years. Oh and I think they talk about politics, swear and ultimately end up hating each other.Support the show2023-09-0135 minFDR's WheelchairPaper Checks for CharityDid you ever wonder what AARP sends to people? Well Brandon does and it's as real as climate change but at least climate change has fire and puts people out of their misery. The guys send there thoughts and prayers to Aaron in Mauii...as it burns...because of people.Support the show2023-08-1849 minFDR's WheelchairNews for Dummies - Cocaine and HerpesBrandon comes down to the studio and realizes there is nobody there. What does he do? Who does he talk to? How does he record an episode? By babbling into the mic about how hot it is and and where did he leave his cocaine. Support the show2023-07-0713 minFDR's Wheelchair700 and DoneDid you know Gay and Socialist have super powers to control the world? Pat Robertson did and he tried to warn you but he's dead. It turns out hate can die. Now stop looking at fetus porn and join Brandon's not cult help group.Support the show2023-06-0951 minFDR's WheelchairTorrid Campaign AffairIt's late at night, someone slips you a hotel room key. "Dammit Glenny Blasure, I'm literally covering your campaign, this isn't Iowa!" How would you like your campaign to go down in flames? Dave and Brandon know exactly how. Tune in to find out.Support the show2023-06-0250 minFDR's WheelchairMitten FeverAre you a good progressive? Well have you heard of the progressives on the list that Dave and Brandon put together, don't worry neither did they. Just go back to your Vermont coffee shop and complain about the mitten pollution.Support the show2023-05-171h 09FDR's WheelchairChattel with FriesDave and Brandon discuss if America is evil? well if you consider genocide, racism and child slavery evil then we are just like the rest of the world.Support the show2023-05-0554 minFDR's WheelchairCat Scratching in ArkansasDave and Brandon talk freedom and how much cheese you need for an Arkansas park ranger. It turns out that cheese is critical to both, but Arkansas cheese comes with a whole lot of eye liner..... It's for freedom.Support the show2023-04-2850 minFDR's WheelchairPre Teen Yacht ExcursionDave and Brandon discuss how it's not ok to marry 12 year olds. Are you listening Republican party? It's not ok to marry 12 year olds or send Supreme Court justices on yachts to see your Nazi stuff. Oh yeah atheists hate children and by that I mean they don't marry them.Support the show2023-04-1452 minFDR's WheelchairWoke Me Up Before You Go GoBe quiet...Brandon is mad and he might yell at me for typing too loud. He's yelling at the the microphone again. He keeps yelling at Republicans and their hypocritical ways. Shhh he's coming in here to yell at Nancy Pelosi too. Who is he pointing at and why is so angry. Oh it's because Republicans keep lying to us.Support the show2023-03-2458 minFDR's WheelchairCollective BlockageBen and Brandon talk about how we all get bogged down by our logical fallacies. But don't worry Ben can finger your mind hole to clear that right up. Oh and Dave is missing. Support the show2023-03-1754 minFDR's WheelchairWet Ass Gender FluidSo, Dave cost Brandon a dollar by literally being old. The guys talk about gender roles in society, I'm sure they are wrong about something. But hey at least they are having the conversation...well maybe not, you decide!Support the show2023-01-2755 minFDR's WheelchairThrobbing IllusionThe guys take a rock hard idea and try to explain it to themselves. What will the social media world like in 2050? Dave left the show to go buy a haptic vest so he once again knows what it's like to be touched. Then Brandon made Ben sad and sent him to drive home in the dark.Support the show2022-11-221h 00FDR's WheelchairMidterms on MerlotDave and Brandon got drunk because they were trying to explain republican arguments on the debate stage. **Spoiler they made more sense**Support the show2022-10-2253 minFDR's WheelchairWell Hung AuthorityThe guys talk about Italian fascism and they talk some more. They keep talking about Elrond and some more. Then they talk about how Ben's not a real teacher and how Brandon won't work anymore.Support the show2022-09-301h 01FDR's WheelchairHow To Win at ChessBrandon gives you a delightful and energetic rundown of current events: including chess strategies, how to deal with migrants and our impending doom. Just down the cough syrup.Support the show2022-09-2416 minFDR's WheelchairSpilled Tea and Stained CarpetsThe guys discuss a Queen (Lindsay Graham) and the other dead one. Brandon gets angry, Ben provokes him and Dave wants to talk about Bill's fun time in the Oval office. Support the show2022-09-161h 05FDR's WheelchairNecrochamber, that ain't candyDave and Brandon, find themselves all alone. So they end up discussing student loans and that day Dave owes Brandon money because that's how socialism works. Also 94% of teachers hate rats, and students, well more rats than students, in fact teachers are striking to help students.Support the show2022-08-2747 minFDR's WheelchairCultural IncompetenciesThe guys talk about how gingers and Liz Cheney have something in common (something melting in the sun). The talk about their philosophies on politics and culture then Dave goes right for the heart strings. Brandon also shows Ben the mute button.Support the show2022-08-191h 00FDR's WheelchairClassified KetchupThe FBI raided a former president... Dave started hiding things, whilst Brandon pretended he was a lawyer again and Ben was a turkey on google meets. It's about the raid on Mar-a-Lago and the crazy things people are saying.Support the show2022-08-1257 minFDR's WheelchairTreasure in Your PlantationThe guys make sure Brandon continues to hate Matt Gaetz, recognize the hypocrisy of the GOP and that teachers might have some skills.Support the show2022-07-291h 19FDR's WheelchairNo Ben and a Two Thirds CompromiseBen is in Vegas, Dave and Brandon go crazy. Two stupid people talk about other stupid people. Ben is so angry right now.Support the show2022-07-151h 35FDR's WheelchairHow Does This Thing Work?On this episode Brandon laments about podcasting woes, then discuses different views on to react to gun violence.Support the show2022-06-0612 minFDR's WheelchairPrimaries, Buffalo and Racism - "Doctors" and SwastikasThe guys discuss the horrible racist shooting in Buffalo, NY. Brandon and Dave get way too excited over the primaries. Then Ben learns exactly what a modern Nazi looks like whether he wanted to or not.Support the show2022-05-201h 04FDR's WheelchairNews for DummiesNews for Dummies is a new segment from FDR's Wheelchair. Brandon breaks down current news events including Sarah Palin's congressional bid, Matt Gaetz hating diabetics, Tennessee segregating gay marriage and the nomination of Judge Brown.Support the show2022-04-0811 minFDR's WheelchairSpam GenocideDave and Brandon are lumberjacks and they're ok. They talk about Ukraine and the world ending in a fiery blaze. They're lumberjacks and they're ok. They wish they had Tucker Carlson's suspenders and his bra. They're lumber jacks and they're ok. They hate Governor Abott and that he looks at kid genitals! Support the show2022-02-241h 03FDR's WheelchairWhite Mall TrashDave and Brandon talk about the injustices that continue in this country and that the rich elite perpetuate their control over the law....oh who cares Armageddon is a few days away.Support the show2022-02-1956 minFDR's WheelchairCrystal TsunamiDave and Brandon sit down and focus for once, talking about the supreme court , governor Youngkin, Sarah Palin, Inflation, Ukraine and a BJ lockdown party. Now it's time for their nap.Support the show2022-01-271h 05FDR's WheelchairIntervention Pizza Dave worries about the future of ordering pizza, where the answer to "what would you like on that?" is "yes". It turns out that the answer is "yes", that is a coup. Dave and Brandon also look into their fortune spokes to try and predict what would make FDR angry.Support the show2022-01-061h 15FDR's WheelchairCrossing State linesThe guys discuss why they didn't show up and help the crowd 'boo' Trump and Bill O'Reilly at their event. Madison Cawthorne didn't get a booster in his marriage or his ethics. Dave and Brandon give their thoughts on those significant figures who have shed this mortal coil. Support the show2021-12-301h 19FDR's WheelchairBuild Back Blood SugarTwo idiots understand inflation better than Manchin and can also explain things to West Virginians. Brandon gets his ebike dreams taken away by Dave as he swears to shoot him when he finds a parking space. Turns out a black man has been saying Merry Christmas all along, so chill out Huckee.Support the show2021-12-221h 10FDR's Wheelchair'Anal'ogiesWake up Joe, Mitchy Bear is on the phone! No that's the other terrible senator from Kentucky. Dave and Brandon discuss old white anchors' texts (don't worry Joe, you still don't have to learn to text). Teachers fight for money (calm down Joe, you're still not fighting) and The Sandlot is the greatest movie Fox News never lived (No Joe, that wasn't your childhood either).Support the show2021-12-171h 14FDR's WheelchairBan My Yin YangDave and Brandon discuss banning books, school shootings and more...fun...relatable topics...synopsis bot sad now.Support the show2021-12-091h 19FDR's WheelchairThe Stuart Bedasso episdodeThe guys have a fellow podcaster on their show, discussing that filthy green party. Dave realizes he's not a true hippy no matter how many phish concerts he goes to and Brandon wonders when do hippies decide to have lunch. Just listen it will make sense.Support the show2021-11-241h 09FDR's WheelchairBrandon's Hand WarmersBrandon launches an official objection to the content of this episode (he's convinced himself that he is now a lawyer). Dave counters with his new teacher's firearm. They also discuss Rittenhouse, Steve Bannon and Michael Flynn, you know, nightmare fuel.Support the show2021-11-181h 07FDR's WheelchairSpell It FirstDave and Brandon remember Colin Powell for better or worse, remember Texas and Florida for the worse and remember Facebook is the worse of them all. Support the show2021-10-2859 minFDR's WheelchairHouse of VirginsDave and Brandon try to figure what to say as they talk about the debt ceiling, the Supreme Court and a trillion dollar coin. See if you can keep up with their ramblings!Support the show2021-10-061h 03FDR's WheelchairTuscaloosa DumplingDave and Brandon pound some Alabama slammers and try to wrestle some gators! They go way down south and try to summon the ghost of Gov. Kay Ivey to find out why they evangelicals are obsessed with sex and kids. Support the show2021-09-291h 07FDR's WheelchairPut a Nut in ItBrandon, What do you think about Satanism...[Dave], 'I didn't sign up for this? Shut up Dave or you'll be destroyed! [Brandon] You sound like DeSantis.Support the show2021-09-151h 18FDR's WheelchairBowling with MinorsIt's the year anniversary episode. There is a quiz show and a lot of fun and games as the guys bring back some old, very old characters. There's a lot to be discussed so come listen, celebrate, and see if Dave and Brandon can make it another year.Support the show2021-09-021h 21FDR's WheelchairA Santorum on Both Your HousesThe guys talk about Afghanistan, Brandon gets angry, they then move on to eviction moratoriums, Brandon gets angry. Ron DeSantis brings out the real Santorum rage that Brandon has been been keeping at bay.Support the show2021-08-281h 02FDR's WheelchairIs it too ObviousWill somebody check on Brandon? It sounds like he got a hold of a bottle of Jager and the mic. But it's ok he said words.Support the show2021-08-1327 minFDR's WheelchairDon't Do My MitchDave and Brandon solve guns, reference the DOJ subpoenas and make a rare apology. Then Dave gets angry.Support the show2021-06-161h 06FDR's WheelchairWild for WingerThe guys return, and are totally into Winger for some reason. They talk about the Gaetz-Gate, shootings in South Carolina and the traitors who are signing up for the lottery! Plus Brandon jumps the gun on solving the Middle East. Support the show2021-05-221h 01FDR's WheelchairSurprise BagDave and Brandon forget which show they're on , then Brandon wants to know if Trump's bone spurs prevented his balls from dropping.Support the show2021-05-1154 minFDR's WheelchairSky BurialThe guys are joined by a guest, Jon! They find out how to embalm and dinosaurs ain't got no grass.Support the show2021-04-281h 17FDR's WheelchairIt's a Good DayThe guys talk about the Chauvin verdict, Brandon compares Marjorie Taylor Greene to a racist Tiramisu, and they come up with a plan to kidnap Boehner.Support the show2021-04-211h 04FDR's WheelchairWe're Here for the ChicksIs Brandon sun burnt, is Dave jealous? Find out why! The guys continue Asian-American history month and try to figure out why Mitchy Bear didn't speak artfully.Support the show2021-04-141h 01FDR's WheelchairPatriot StainDave and Brandon discuss patriotism, designate April as Asian-American month, give D.C. statehood and babble on about baseball. Like real Patriots!Support the show2021-04-0657 minFDR's WheelchairPinot GrigioIt's MVP time, the guys bring forth two candidates to unseat Eleanor! Something got into Dave today as he rails against the NCAA, Georgia and Axl Rose in the back yard.Support the show2021-03-311h 03FDR's WheelchairBlood of Our EnemiesThe guys are joined by a guest, Alex. We find out Brandon is woke, Dave has a shotgun from his kin folk and Alex thinks Marines are pussies. Support the show2021-03-241h 01FDR's WheelchairNo Class At AllDave and Brandon solve NCAA, talk about women's history and promise to be funny next week.Support the show2021-03-171h 18FDR's WheelchairNo Class At AllDave and Brandon solve the NCAA, talk about Women's History and promise to be funny next week.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/FDRsWheelchair?scrlybrkr)2021-03-171h 18FDR's WheelchairFor a Few Dollars MoreDave and Brandon make up a word for a job title, talk about the minimum wage and get distracted.Support the show2021-03-101h 04FDR's WheelchairMuppet FiddleIt's women's history month, the conservatives rally at CPAC and the Muppets get canceled, except for the Cruz muppet of course.Support the show2021-03-031h 07FDR's WheelchairRush to JudgementDave's back and he recounts his fever dream, they check in on Texas and give Limbaugh the eulogy he deserves.Support the show2021-02-241h 14FDR's WheelchairTwo Parties but Only One ChairHello? Dave can you hear us? Uh oh! Dave's AWOL and Brandon has the mic unsupervised! Listen to him rant about the two party system! Support the show2021-02-1637 minFDR's WheelchairCorn Cob ExpressThe guys take a trip around the country on some sort of express. They talk about Wall Street and casinos...again. And Dave takes us down the murky halls of teachers and their unions. Support the show2021-02-101h 08FDR's WheelchairFreeway of LoveThere's a new Secretary of Transportation, some Nazis in Congress and a new hedge fund manager on reddit. Plus it's February and it's time to talk about Black history.Support the show2021-02-031h 07FDR's WheelchairI Triple Orange Dare YouThe guys discuss the Biden Cabinet, immigration, executive orders and succumb to a truly horrible dare.Support the show2021-01-271h 13FDR's WheelchairRogue TurtleThe guys savor the inauguration, place their bets on Mitchy Bear and relive the last 4 years of an orange troglodyte. Support the show2021-01-211h 16FDR's WheelchairCanadian BookclubDave and Brandon finally notice something's on fire. What is it guys? And who is to blame?Support the show2021-01-131h 03FDR's WheelchairBennisode with JFCThe guys have a "guest (replacement) and discuss the goings on in Georgia, the crimes in Washington and education.Support the show2021-01-0657 min