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Two-Man Wall
Armchair Chairmen💵📈 - Spurs
Super Tommy Frank is in, and there is no time to lose. He takes control of Spurs during arguably their most important transfer window ever, but how would Brayden and Ethan spend that Europa League money?
2025-07-07
35 min
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Armchair Chairmen💵📈 - Man United
In this new off-season series, Ethan and Brayden have €100m to save your squad. First up, the dumpster fire in Manchester. Hojlund stays? Lisandro goes? Only one way to find out🙃
2025-06-25
47 min
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END OF SEASON REVIEW📝
Ethan and Brayden break down their table predictions from August, walk back some objectively horrible takes, and share some end-of-season awards
2025-06-03
1h 02
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MW37 - All set for Sunday🔜
Ethan and Brayden set you up for a potentially very eventful Championship Sunday with 3 Champions League spots still to play for
2025-05-21
48 min
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MW33-35 - Champions at last🏆🔴
Liverpool are crowned champions as Ipswich's fate is sealed, the race for the Top 5 places rages on, and Ethan and Brayden try to make each other look silly with blind rankings.
2025-05-07
50 min
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🚨PL Table Update🚨
Liverpool soar as Arsenal falter, meaning we may have our runaway champions already. Plus, Brayden and Ethan breakdown the current Top 4 (5?) race and relegation battle.
2025-02-28
49 min
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MW20+21 - The Forest is Alive🌲
Nottingham Forest take would-be champions Liverpool all the way to the final whistle, earning their stripes yet again in a 1-1 draw. Plus, Arsenal take NLD #2, Amad saves United, and January transfers are finally picking up.
2025-01-18
53 min
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⭐🏆MID-SEASON AWARDS🏆⭐
19 down. 19 to go. Brayden and Ethan hand out mid-season awards and make bold predictions about what's to come before May.
2025-01-03
57 min
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MW14-16 - Manchester Sh*tty 💩
City's unfathomable form continues as they slip out of the Top 4 for the first time in years. Plus, Chelsea look like title challengers and Liverpool lets everyone back in it.
2024-12-23
38 min
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MW13 - Manchester City are... bad?
That 6 loses in 7 games in all competitions for City, the last being at the hands of Arne Slot's runaway league favorites. Plus, Arsenal smoke West Ham, Chelsea smoke Villa, and Amorim tallys his first league win.
2024-12-04
1h 07
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The TMW Quiz Show‼️🤔
Ethan and Brayden take this international break lull to bring you some high-octane Premier League knowledge tests. Step right up and try your luck!
2024-11-23
44 min
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MW9+10 - One question facing every team🤔
Ten hag's departure has us thinking about what other teams should be asking themselves as the first quarter of the season closes. Can Liverpool do it? Can Bournemouth scrape a European spot? Is Amorim the answer?
2024-11-07
1h 23
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MW8 - Liverpool's Shiny New Toy✨
We're talking about Arne Slot's magnificent bald head of course, both inside and out, as Liverpool sit top of the league after 8 games. Plus, red cards bite Arsenal again, Southampton can't catch a break, and we break down our best Sitcom Character XIs!
2024-10-24
1h 09
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MW7 - Hot Seat Masterclass?🔥
Erik ten Hag drops his two starting center backs with his job on the line and ends up pulling out a clean sheet at Villa. Plus, Spurs collapse at Brighton, Arsenal and City earn comeback wins, and Ethan takes another Fifa Song Quiz.
2024-10-09
1h 07
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MW5 - A Rivalry is Born 🥊
City-Arsenal had it all this weekend, and Ethan and Brayden are here to break it all down for ya. Plus, Ethan quizzes Brayden on past EPL rivalries.
2024-09-25
1h 08
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Early-Season Club Grades✏️
Brayden and Ethan give every Premier League club a letter grade through Matchweek 4
2024-09-18
1h 10
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MW2 - Madueke HATES Wolves
First a public denouncing of Wolverhampton (the city), then a public execution of Wolverhampton (the team). Madueke really hates Wolves. Plus, Brighton beat United at the death, Raya saves Arsenal, and Haaland is Haaland.
2024-08-27
49 min
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MW1 - We're so back (it's over)
MW1 is in the books and there's nothing left to do but overreact to the opening weekend shenanigans. Brayden and Ethan provide one reasonable overreaction per match and rank the EPL's best strikers.
2024-08-22
1h 03
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🚨PREMIER LEAGUE PREDICTIONS 24/25🚨
It's that time of year. Team by team, Ethan and Brayden break down exactly how the new season will unfold.
2024-08-16
1h 32
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EURO x COPA RECAP POD🏆
One month later and here we are; dazed, confused, and left wondering where all the time went (and how England managed to make the final). Brayden and Ethan breakdown everything you missed from the summer's festivities.
2024-07-18
1h 05
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JUNE INTERNATIONAL ROUND-UP🌍
Croatia get grouped, USMNT might get grouped, and England fans think England might as well have gotten grouped. It's a international free-for-all on this week's episode of the TMW Podcast.
2024-06-29
1h 03
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EURO PREVIEW🌍❗
England? France? Germany? Serbia???? Tune in for over-researched picks on the summer's most anticipated tournament
2024-06-15
1h 01
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TMW END-OF-SEASON EXTRAVAGANZA‼️🏆🏅💥
TMW wrap up the 2023/24 season with TOTY selections, award picks, and reactions to their pre-season table predictions. What a podcast!
2024-06-01
1h 15
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MW38 - SURPRISE❗City Win #️⃣6🏆
No drama for the neutrals on Sunday as City take care of business to win their 4th straight championship. Are we the farmers?
2024-05-23
27 min
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MW33-35 - The Two Horse Race🏇🏇
Klopp's Liverpool takes 2 brutal results and effectively falls out of the title race while Everton turns up the heat and secures safety. Plus Brayden ranks Europe's best derby's.
2024-05-01
52 min
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😰TMW LATE SEASON RUN-IN SPECIAL😰
It's that time of year, folks. Brayden and Ethan make final table predictions as the season comes to a close. Who goes down? Who gets European spots? Find out with one tap of your finger.
2024-04-18
54 min
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MW29 - Snoozer at the Etihad💤
City and Arsenal play to a dry goalless draw sending Liverpool to the top, United score and concede in the last 3 minutes of the game, and Ethan and Brayden break down the TV's best personalities bracket-style.
2024-04-02
1h 23
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MW28 - Stalemate at Anfield♟️
A Liverpool and City draw and a late Arsenal winner shoots the Gunners into 1st. Plus, Spurs wallop Villa and the two worst teams in the league both blow 2 goal leads. Yikes.
2024-03-14
1h 14
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MW26+27 - The Duality of Man (United)
United go up early but end up rolling over in a 3-1 loss at the Etihad. Arsenal continue to torch the league, Núñez lifts Liverpool with the last touch, and the Villa/Spurs top 4 battle rolls on.
2024-03-06
1h 08
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MW24+25 - Who pissed off Arsenal?
The gunners win 11-0 in their combined games over the last 2 match weeks, Chelsea earn a point away at City, and United continue to roll into the Top 4 race.
2024-02-22
1h 08
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MW22+23 - Luton Town has arrived🎩
8 goals in 2 games for the Hatters sees them pop out of the relegation zone this week. Arsenal take down Liverpool to keep title hopes alive, United win back to back, and City cruise.
2024-02-06
1h 11
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MW21 - Tony! Toni! Toné! Toney?
Premier League regulars Ivan Toney and Kevin de Bruyne both make their returns this week, both getting on the scoresheet in 3-2 wins. Plus, United and Spurs share spoils and Brayden and Ethan drum up some ideal January signings for Big 6 clubs.
2024-01-25
00 min
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The TMW Festive Fixture Super-Podcast🎅🎄
Ethan and Brayden catch you up on everything you missed during the Premier League's hectic festive period, tier-list style. Plus, who was a better player: Di Maria or Robben?
2024-01-10
1h 04
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MW17 - City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Everton🔵
That's four (4) clean sheet wins in a row for the Toffees. You do not want to play them right now. Liverpool stifled by United at home, everyone else takes care of business. Plus, we honor the Club World Cup with a game of Club Guess Who.
2023-12-20
1h 00
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MW15+16 - Everton-Villa Title Race?
Arsenal and City lose, Villa and Everton cruise, who says no? Villa gets both Arsenal and City at home, Everton win 3 straight, and Liverpool go top.
2023-12-16
56 min
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MW14 - One normal week of Barclays, all I ask, will never happen
The Premier League delivers another thrilling match week. City and Spurs play to a wild draw, Liverpool steal a 4-3 against Fulham, Newcastle and Chelsea handle United and Brighton, respectfully.
2023-12-07
1h 00
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MW13 - 1 step forward, 10 points back🔵
Everton get slapped with a 10 point deduction from the FA and Ethan is here to breakdown how and why. Arsenal go top after City and Liverpool share, Spurs lose their 3rd straight, and Newcastle humble Chelsea at St. James.
2023-11-29
1h 05
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MW12 - No defense, just vibes
City and Chelsea were not concerned with conceding goals last weekend as they shared a 4-4 draw at Stamford Bridge. Wolves shock Spurs in the final minutes, Liverpool and Arsenal cruise, and we have a five (5) team title race.
2023-11-18
55 min
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MW11 - VAR, with a side of football
If you look closely, you might be lucky enough to see some actual football in the middle of all the VAR. Arsenal lose on a thrice-checked and thrice- cleared Anthony Gordon winner, 9-man Spurs lose 4-1 at the hands of Chelsea, and Luton get a historic result against Liverpool.
2023-11-10
1h 01
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MW10 - Erik ten Hot Seat?
Are the bald man's days numbered? A 3-0 thumping in the derby certainly won't help. Plus, Chelsea return to normal form, Spurs remain 2 points clear, and Ethan gives us his Meme D'or rankings on the year.
2023-11-02
58 min
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MW9 - The Mudryk Strikes Back🔵😲
Who cares if it was a cross or a shot? Mikhailo certainly doesn't. Arsenal snatch back a point at the Bridge, Liverpool leave it late in the derby, and Spurs go 2 points clear at the top.
2023-10-27
55 min
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MW8 - Party like it's 2015🥳🔴⚪
Yep, that was the last time Arsenal beat City in the league. Ethan was just a starry-eyed 10 year-old lad, unaware of the horrors the next 8 years would bring. Scott McTominay comes on and scores two goals in the last 8 minutes to beat Brentford (not a typo), Brighton and Liverpool share the spoils, and Newcastle and Villa are both held away from home.
2023-10-12
1h 06
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MW7 - "Oops🤭" -PGMOL
I know we say this every week but this has got to be the worst refereeing mistake of all time. Liverpool lose 2-1 to the PGMOL away, Wolves steal all three against league-leaders City, Villa thwomp Brighton at home, and Erik 10th Hag gets beat again at Old Trafford.
2023-10-05
1h 09
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MW6 - Crazy Eights🎱
Newcastle drop a hot and steamy 8-bomb on Sheffield United's forehead at Bramall Lane, Arsenal and Spurs share the derby, Liverpool and City roll, and Chelsea can't buy a goal. Plus, we honor the release of EAFC 24 with our very own TMW Fifa Soundtrack Quiz🎶
2023-09-27
1h 07
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MW5 - United/Chelsea Win a Game Challenge(impossible)😞
Just 2 team that can't get out of their own way right now. Spurs win crazy against Sheffield, City comeback to beat West Ham, and Arsenal manufacture a win at Goodison.
2023-09-23
00 min
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😱PREMIER LEAGUE PANIC METER SPECIAL😱
Is it ever too early to start overreacting? Brayden and Ethan break down how much you need to start panicking about a few teams that were slow out of the gate this season.
2023-09-15
54 min
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MW3 - DARWIZZZYYYYYYY🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
You thought he fell off. We thought he fell off. He needed that. Newcastle swipe the Choke of the Weekend title right from Arsenal's hands. United mount an impressive comeback, West Ham beat up Brighton away, and City almost blow it to Sheffield.
2023-09-01
55 min
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MW2 - Thank God for Everton (H)🙏
If no one got me, I know Everton (H) got me, can I get an AMEN. Villa resuscitate their offense against a helpless Toffee side, City handle Newcastle, Chelsea get dropped by West Ham, Spurs blank United, and Brighton is playing better than your team right now. Plus, Ethan is the first ever contestant on The Caic(edo) is Right!
2023-08-24
57 min
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MW1 - The masculine urge to blame VAR
The Premier League is BACK😃, but so is VAR😞. The PGMOL wasted no time this year making headlines, even forcing a few referees into suspension. Brayden and Ethan breakdown why you should absolutely be reading too much into how your team did this week.
2023-08-18
57 min
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🚨🚨PREMIER LEAGUE PREDICTIONS🚨🚨
IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR BOYS AND GIRLS. Ethan and Brayden drop some revolutionary ball knowledge on your noggin as they layout exactly how this year's campaign will unfold.
2023-08-10
1h 18
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SotC: Tottenham Hotspur⚪🐓
He loves me, he loves me not...does he love me enough to sign another long-term contract after an 8th place finish? Resigning Harry Kane is a must, right? Or is it? Ethan and Brayden breakdown Spurs brutal season and what it may mean for the future of the club.
2023-07-26
27 min
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SotC: Arsenal🔴⚪
At last, Arsenal gave Gooners a season to remember. If not for Guardiola's Machine it could have been even better. Ethan and Brayden reminisce about August-February 2023 and lay out how they can get over the hump next season.
2023-07-21
29 min
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SotC: Chelsea🔵(ft. Jordan Haber)
Oh boy, where do we start. We needed to grab a special guest just to wishfully aim to digest all that Chelsea gave us this year. With no Europe and a squad full of hungry youngsters, where do we go from here?You can follow Jordan on his socials @haberjordan on TikTok and @j_haber on Instagram
2023-07-20
39 min
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SotC: Newcastle United⚫⚪
Isak, Botman, Pope, Oh My! Not even the most delusional of Newcastle fans would have predicted a season like that. Ethan and Brayden breakdown why they beat your team this year and what's next for the world's richest club.
2023-07-18
25 min
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SotC: Liverpool🔴
It was too little, too late for the Reds this season, but the real question were all asking is, what will Ethan and Brayden make of it? Find out on the newest episode of the TMW State of the Club Series.
2023-07-15
22 min
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SotC: Manchester United🔴👹
What a season this was for the Red Devils; Champions League, a trophy, a new manager proving himself. And all with Wout Weghorst at striker. Brayden and Ethan give United their flowers as an important summer awaits.
2023-07-07
24 min
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State of the Club: Manchester City🏆
In the first of the TMW post-season mini-podcasts, Ethan and Brayden discuss where City can possibly improve after winning practically everything.
2023-07-02
17 min
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TEAM OF THE SEASON POD❗
It's here and it's beautiful. Ethan and Brayden break down their 22-23 Team of the Seasons and end of season awards.
2023-06-22
1h 15
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EPL Table Predictions (gone wrong)
It's that time of year, folks. Ethan and Brayden walk through their regretful pre-season table predictions. Hindsight is 20/20
2023-06-14
1h 39
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MW38 - Toffee Delight 🔵🍬
Everton get the job done on the final day, sending Leicester back down the Championship. Who leaves? Who stays? Is Championship Sunday Arsenal the greatest soccer team ever assembled? Find out this week on the season finale of the TMW podcast.
2023-05-31
35 min
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MW37 - Are we the farmers?🧑🌾
City secure their 5th Premier League in 6 years while Bayern fumble their own so-called farmers league. Ethan and Brayden get you ready for the high-stakes relegation battle on Championship Sunday while admiring Palace's consistent mediocrity.
2023-05-24
1h 18
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MW33-36 - It's over
Here lie Arsenal's hopes and dreams. A convincing loss at the Etihad and a soullessly ruthless City team over the last few weeks puts the Gunners title hopes six feet under. Ethan and Brayden wrap up the last four match weeks while previewing the Top 4 and relegation battles still to come.
2023-05-18
1h 08
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MW31+32 - Arsenalllllllllllllll what hapendddduuuuhhhhh
Howw you draww to the Southamptonnuhhhhh. City take back control of the title race going into The Big One on Wednesday and Spurs get a pretty nasty wedgie at St. James . We take the time to breakdown the relegation battle, top 4 race, and title race, all in one podcast. Revolutionary stuff.
2023-04-26
1h 03
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MW30 - PGMOL vs. The Premier League🥊
Not only did the Premier League referees wage war on Brighton with a disaster-class on Saturday, but they followed it up by engaging in hand-to-hand combat with Andy Robertson on Sunday. Brayden and Ethan breakdown all this week's action and honor this horrendous officiating display with our All-Time Referee XI's.
2023-04-12
1h 02
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MW29 - Happy Trails, Graham Potter👋
The former Chelsea gaffer is the latest manager to get the boot after just 209 days in charge. Ethan and Brayden attempt to make sense of it all on this week's episode. Plus, City thump Liverpool and Newcastle silence United.
2023-04-05
1h 02
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ALL TIME PL BEST XI'S BRACKET BREAKDOWN🏆
It's the international break. You're bored. We are too. To ease your sorrows, we crowned the greatest Premier League team ever, bracket-style (in honor of March🏀). So sit back, relax, and disagree with all our opinions before the league starts up again this weekend.
2023-03-31
1h 06
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MW28 - Antonio Conte v. Tottenham Hotspur ⚔️
Tell us how you really feel, Antonio. We breakdown what, why, and how Conte's rant on his players went down. Plus, Chelsea slip back into disappointment and Fulham self-destruct in the FA Cup Quarter-final.
2023-03-23
43 min
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MW27 - The Hangover (Liverpool Edition) 🍺
Seems like Liverpool could use some Advil and a greasy meal after going a bit too hard last weekend. They lose to 20th place Bournemouth, United drop points to Southampton while sending Casemiro in exile, and Arsenal breeze by Fulham through Mesut Trossard.
2023-03-15
56 min
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MW26 - 7?????????????????
Yes, 7. Liverpool beat Man United 7-0. Arsenal leave it (very) late against Bournemouth, City cruise against Newcastle, and Chelsea end the match with more goals than their opponent
2023-03-10
1h 06
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MW25 - Babe wake up, new Chelsea loss just dropped
You really can't buy points in this league, just ask Boehly. Spurs handle Chelsea at home, Leeds win a crucial survival brawl, and United end their title drought.
2023-03-02
37 min
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MW24 - Death, Taxes, and Marcus Rashford goals
Who is stopping this man right now? Liverpool have a statement win at St. James Park, Arsenal steal all three at the death, City slip at Forrest, and Chelsea literally lose to Southampton at home.
2023-02-22
46 min
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MW23 - We got ourselves a title race folks
City on 51. Arsenal on 51. United on 46. Here we go. City snag all 3 points at the Emirates, Liverpool dispatch Everton, Leicester steamroll Spurs, and Brayden attempts to calm down frantic Arsenal fans.
2023-02-17
1h 17
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MW22 - Dyche Dyche Baby🔵
McNeil, Tarkowski, and Dyche team up to sink Arsenal? Some things never change. Chelsea's shiny new squad buys them a point at home, Liverpool cannot score to save their lives, and City take ANOTHER shutout loss at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.
2023-02-08
1h 07
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MW21 - Lampard's Last Hurrah 👋
Super Frank is the Prem's latest manager casualty as Everton drop to 19th. Arsenal scrape past United in a thriller, City storm back against Spurs, Chelsea and Liverpool stall in the Battle of Mid, an Brayden guesses managerial quotes.
2023-01-26
1h 01
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MW20 - Et tu, De Zerbi?
Brighton become the latest team to uproot Klopp's Reds. United upset City despite controversy, Arsenal paint the town red, and Joao Felix kicks off his month long holiday in London.
2023-01-17
1h 00
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MW19 - London Cowboys lose again 🤠
Chelsea need a Todd Boehly All-Star break ASAP. Newcastle hold Arsenal scoreless, United roll, Spurs win ugly yet comfortably, and Everton get booed at Goodison.
2023-01-09
55 min
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MW17+18 - The Darwin Effect🧬
Unlike Darwin's theories, Núñez might be evolving backwards. Brentford go sicko mode, City stumble, Arsenal cruise, and it's the return of Speed Tiers.
2023-01-03
55 min
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PREMIER LEAGUE IS BACK!! 🚨
The World Cup is done. Get over it. Time to move on to bigger and better things. Trust us, it's for the better. Ethan breaks down some winners and losers from the last month of international competition as we gear up for MW17.
2022-12-24
49 min
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WC Pod #3 - GOAT debate over?
What. A. Game. We break down the two semifinals and the greatest World Cup final in history that saw Messi capture the trophy that eluded him as well as some unmissable moments amidst Argentina's celebrations.
2022-12-22
1h 12
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WC Pod #2 - We LOVE the World Cup
This is one doozy of a podcast so buckle up. We breakdown MW3, the Ro16, and the quarterfinals to gear you up for an inevitable Croatia-Morocco World Cup Final thriller.
2022-12-13
1h 37
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World Cup MW1+2 - We like the World Cup
Boy oh boy we got a lot to talk about. Argentina lose at 5 in the morning, England win 0-0 against USA, Japan beat Germany then lose to Costa Rica, and Belgium get a mickey mouse win over Canada.
2022-12-02
1h 17
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🚨🚨WORLD CUP SPOILER ALERT🚨🚨
The World's Game is finally upon us and Ethan and Brayden are here to spoil the entire thing for you. Do NOT listen to this podcast if you enjoy being surprised by football match outcomes.
2022-11-19
1h 23
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MW14 - The Endless Summerville ☀️⛱
Two-goal wonder? New cult hero? You decide. All we know is that Crysencio Summerville is single handedly saving Jesse Marsch's job. Unai spanks United in return, Arsenal swipe the derby, Liverpool win(!), and Newcastle stay hot.
2022-11-11
1h 02
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MW12/13 - Graham Potter and Curse of the Returning Manager 🪄
This is one Potter that can't break a curse (idk I've never seen the movies). Marsch pulls out a miracle win at Anfield, the Almiron train keeps rolling, Spurs rescue all 3 points at the death, and KDB is good at football.
2022-11-02
57 min
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MW11 - All Hail Miguel Almirón 🙌
If we learned anything this week it's to never take Nottingham Forest (A) for granted. We talk about all 20 teams for 90 seconds each because we know you all have short attention spans. Arsenal drop points, Spurs lose at home, Liverpool do an oopsies, and United impress.
2022-10-26
1h 01
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MW10 - Haaland is Human(?)
Liverpool shock City at Anfield, Arsenal survive at Elland Road, and it's the return of Ethan vs Twitter: Ballon D'or Edition.
2022-10-19
55 min
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MW8+9 -🚨🚨🚨PULISIC GOAL PULISIC GOAL 🚨🚨🚨
Damn we missed a LOT. Trossard storms Anfield, Haaland isn't human, Arsenal prove themselves again, Leicester win a football match(!), and Liverpool sit in 10th.
2022-10-13
1h 07
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Intl. Break - Noah Beck Signs for Manchester United
Harry Kane had less non-penalty goals than Vikkstar123 this week. We use this dark, empty, lifeless international break to adjust some of our preseason Premier League predictions.
2022-09-27
54 min
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MW7 - Ok Haaland, we get it
There's more to life than scoring goals, buddy. Go volunteer or something. Arsenal stay top and Leicester continue to tank for the #1 draft pick. Plus, we break down our all-time Royal XIs.
2022-09-21
50 min
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MW5+6 - VAR hates puppies
VAR is throwing hands and they're rated E for Everyone. Plus United sink Arsenal, West Ham can't catch a break, and Brayden eulogizes Scott Parker.
2022-09-07
57 min
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MW4 - Don't make Liverpool angry
Arsenal stay perfect, Haaland Szn is in full swing, Saint-Maximin is straight unguardable, and Liverpool put together a performance unsafe for underage viewership.
2022-08-31
53 min
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MW3 - It's called soccer now
Don't blame us, blame Edouard Mendy. United wake up and City rescue a point at St. James' Park.
2022-08-25
46 min
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MW2 - Sucks to be United
Tuchel and Conte act tough, United go belly up in West London, Darwin Nunez sees red, and Nick Pope
2022-08-18
1h 02
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MW1 - Man United hit the ground crawling
And we're off. 1 matchweek down, 37 more to go. Groß sinks United, Mitrovic dunks on Trent, Sterling gets his back blown out by Mina, and Brayden gets very defensive about his Haaland prediction.
2022-08-11
52 min
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🚨Premier League Spoilers🚨
WARNING: DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST IF YOU DON'T WANT THE PREMIER LEAGUE TO BE SPOILED FOR YOU. Brayden and Ethan provide a full 88 minute breakdown of exactly how the Premier League will finish in May, along with who will win all the end of year awards.
2022-08-04
1h 18
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Reverse Fantasy Premier League Draft
Ethan and Brayden compete to see who can be the worst at FPL this season. The rules are simple: Must use at least £80 on the 11 players, lowest total points at the end of the season wins.
2022-08-02
1h 04
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July 4th USMNT Special!
Grab your hotdogs and your Bud Lights, TMW dives into all things USMNT on the Fourth of July Special! Brayden and Ethan take American citizenships tests and build their all-time Presidential XIs.
2022-07-04
1h 07
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Way-Too-Early World Cup Preview
The complete field is finally set, and TMW is here to give you a little nibble as to what you should expect come November. Brayden and Ethan also break down the cinematically revolutionary new documentary, "The Pogmentary", and give you the do's and try-not-to-do's for Qatari travel.
2022-06-27
1h 21
Two-Man Wall
School's Out! End-of-Year Team Reviews!
The Premier League school year has come to a close and it's time to discuss how some of our highest achieving teachers and students have performed this year. Brayden and Ethan drink Capri-Suns and try to spell Jakub Blaszczykowski in the TMW Inaugural Spelling Bee. Plus, the inside scoop on all the Pique and Shakira playground drama.
2022-06-12
1h 03
Two-Man Wall
First Pod! Championship Sunday + UCL Final!
Perisic or Kulusevski? James Ward-Prowse to Qatar? Shinier bald head: Pep or Ten Hag? Hear the definitive answers to all these menial questions and more on the TMW inaugural podcast! Plus, Brayden and Ethan break down their all-time food brand mascot XI's.
2022-06-03
1h 01