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The Offensive ThirdEpisode 37 - Its coming home, againSend us a textThis week you'll get all your transfer news and rumors along with a look at England's Lioness path through the Euros and win today. Colbalt, Dale and Ryan are hosting this week and will give you a little preview at their early predictions on winners and FPL teams. 2025-07-2859 minThe Offensive ThirdEpisode 36 - The original 3 are backSend us a textDale, Cobalt and Ryan are hosting today as they watch the Costa Rica and USA quarterfinals and discuss the club work cup goings on as well as the latest transfer news. Oh, and Cobalt's young lions finally give him something to be cheerful about!2025-06-3046 minThe Offensive ThirdEpsiode 35 - Redheads and Small Pee PeesSend us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! We are back to bullshit our way through an hour of nonsense, starting with the summer fixtures. That's right, the Concacaf Club World Cup International Friendly Expo sponsored by Weebo! Or something, we aren't sure. We talk about England's mishaps losing to Senegal, the US is having a bit of a mutiny, but does anyone care, and how, exactly, does Saudi Arabia make it into a North American tournament!? We talk about bit about the Club World Cup, some transfer news, Casey's dreams, what we've be...2025-06-1652 minThe Offensive ThirdEpsiode 34 - PSG Spank InterSend us a textWelcome back, TOT fans!We're coming at you live this week with our recap of an absolute hiding in Germany as PSG finally get the trophy they have craved. We discuss the game, get into some transfer banter, and just sort of hang out and chat as the season winds down and the summer lull comes on. During the summer, our pods will be more bi-weekly and mostly just us having a chat about footy news or whatever comes to mind. We would LOVE to hear f...2025-06-021h 05The Offensive ThirdEpisode 33 - Its all come to a very uneventful endSend us a textWe discuss the last week of the league and go through our pre-season predictions along with expectations for our teams moving forward. Be warned this is a two-parter due to technical issues. 2025-05-2625 minThe Offensive ThirdEpisode 33(a) - Tech issues equal a part 2Send us a textPart 2: We discuss the last week of the league and go through our pre-season predictions along with expectations for our teams moving forward. Be warned this is a two-parter due to technical issues. 2025-05-2639 minThe Offensive ThirdEpsiode 32 - Season's coming to an end, are Arsenal too?Send us a textIts the OG three this week and we are sorry. We dive into the premier league happenings this week, and ask the question, will Arsenal spurs it up? We take a look at the European competitions and review this week's mid-week results and look forward to this week's potential. We dive into a little bit of FIFAs shenanigans with club world cup, and discuss its relavance, and finally we ask the question were Liverpool hungover?2025-05-0554 minThe Offensive ThirdEpisode 31 - Premier League? Let's Talk About Europe, Baby!Send us a textWelcome back TOT fans! This week we are bringing you the second of two episodes, and we are all hyped up about one thing... Europe!This week Casey and Dale are off, so the other three lads get into a bit of the Premier League. We discuss Newcastle's form, and a huge win for Villa, Liverpool taking one step closer to the league, do United and Spurs even care at this point, and the race for top 4. But the main course for this show is having THREE clubs in E...2025-04-211h 01The Offensive ThirdKickin Cancer 2025!!!Send us a textToday's episode has two of our favorite philanthropists Jenny and Austin the president and first man of kick n cancer. A non-profit organization based out of Knoxville, that helps cancer patients and this week we discuss this year's upcoming tournament. Hear a little about the tournament, favorite memories, details for this year, a look back at tournaments past and what to look forward to for this year's tournament! 2025-04-2138 minThe Offensive ThirdEpisode 30 - The King, The Prince, and The ArsenalSend us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! We are back after a week off, and discussing some big happenings in and around the Premier League! We start off with Liverpool, and discussions of Salah, the King. What's his standing in PL history, who is he as a man, and where do he and the Reds go in the next two years?After that, we cover Spurs and United, and wonder if they would be in relegation scraps were it not for the bottom three being poorly. However, the prospect of a Spurs-United E...2025-04-1458 minThe Offensive ThirdEpisode 29 - The Break Is Finally Over!Send us a textWelcome back TOT fans! Shew, we survived the LONGEST INTERNATIONAL BREAK LITERALLY EVER. It has felt like ages, but the league is back and we are ready.This week we discuss the USMNT debacle vs Panama, the FA Cup and where should the semifinals be played, Trent leaving Liverpool, and discuss the best games for the upcoming week. Then we finish with some quite difficult PL trivia to end the show, during which you'll hear a lot of "hmm" and "errrr," but not a lot of correct answers. Try i...2025-04-011h 11The Offensive ThirdEpisode 28 - The Show About NothingSend us a textWelcome back TOT fans!On the show this week we tackle the week to forget for Asher with his Liverpool team crashing out of Champions League and losing the Carabao Cup Final. How quickly things can turn from "bring on Real Madrid and the sliverware," to "are we going to bottle the league!?"Dale, Casey, and Cobalt discuss the snoozefest that was Arsenal v Chelsea, Ryan just hopes that Ange keeps his job through to next season, we discuss games we didn't bother to watch, and we briefly get...2025-03-171h 03The Offensive ThirdEpisode 27 - 4.3 Cocks Out Of FiveSend us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! We're back this week a man down after Cobalt was given two yellows on his Stag. Actually, he was feeling poorly and said his, "voice was gone." A likely story!Harry Kane counts us in as we get into all the action from the weekend, and talk a little about the Champions League and tell a few stories from over the weekend. Should United have won? Why would you captain Palmer over SALAH!?! Who got the better deal in a 2-2, Spurs or Bournemouth? How many cocks...2025-03-111h 02The Offensive ThirdEpisode 26 - Millwall Are Kung Fu FightingSend us a textWelcome back TOT fans! This week we are coming to you live from funky Chinatown, where Millwall are kung fu fighting!Just kidding, it's still Asher's basement, and Millwall's keeper is just booting people in the head.We get into all the FA Cup action from the weekend, including red card madness, some incredible games going into PKs and extra time, who United should sign, Gordon missing a final against his new club, and who we think (barring City) will win, and who we HOPE win the Cup. 2025-03-031h 08The Offensive ThirdEpisode 25 - A Wrap For Your ChubSend us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! The boys are back to discuss what was a potentially seismic weekend in the title race for the Premier League. After an Arsenal loss and and Liverpool win away to City, the gap is 11 and the Arsenal boys are calling it a wrap. Asher, however, is scarred by too many heartbreaking run-ins with City and isn't ready to call it done.We cover the best results of the weekend, including a United fight back, Tottenham looking good against Ipswich, a thriller at St. James Park, Busy Bees...2025-02-241h 09The Offensive ThirdEpisode 24 - Fortnight Title DeciderSend us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! We are getting close to the title run in, with Liverpool holding a tenuous seven point lead over rivals Arsenal. The boys discuss all the games from the previous weekend, starting with the Spurs double over United. Turns out Anthony wasn't the problem, it was the Red Devils! Will Amorim make it through to next season? We don't mean sacked, we mean will he walk! Then we get into boring Liverpool, and the game of the season thus far in the Merseyside Derby. It was an incredible match and...2025-02-171h 06The Offensive ThirdEpisode 23 - Stay Humble, Eh?Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! Well, well, well, what a week it was! Seventh heaven for Notts Forrest, Liverpool pop the Cherries, United are in the mud, Spurs pull out of their dive, and five star Arsenal humble City.This week, Dale, Hemal, and Asher start us off with Ryan and Casey coming in hot from Cookeville later in the show. Dale hustles the boys off the games "nobody cares about" as Asher and Cobalt discuss the inconsistency in teams in the PL. Ryan comes in and we talk about Spurs getting...2025-02-031h 08The Offensive ThirdEpisode 22 - We met Harold and Didn't Talk About ItSend us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! We have braved the elements this week to get back to recording after being iced out last week.The most exciting part of the week was having the boys (sans Asher) meet Harold, our FPL league leader! Unfortunately we talked about everything but. Sorry Harold!Topics up this week are Amorim's health, are City back, what is Sanchez doing, what is MICHAEL OLIVER DOING, was Veltman's red legit, Liverpool roll along, but not as well as you may think, Isak is destined for London, Spurs...2025-01-2759 minThe Offensive ThirdEpisode 21 - North Oxy DerbySend us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! We're back this week live on location from Asher's basement. We start the episode with a heavy dose of post mortem on Arsenal via Dale and Cobalt, who are fed up with the Gunners. We get into what's wrong, and why they lost both Cup games in the same week. Then Ryan and Asher discuss the Carabao Cup game between Spurs and Liverpool. Casey asks the boys what, exactly, constitutes silverware? This leads to a discussion about which trophies are most important to which clubs.A...2025-01-131h 09The Offensive ThirdEpisode 20 - Trent OUT!Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! This week we are 5 Guys back inside you for another episode about all things Premier League! But before we get started, Casey calls a meeting of the PP's to get our take on a little situation. The boys do their best to steer him in a mature and well thought out way...Then we get into THAT game and THAT player. Of course we mean Liverpool-United and Trent Alexander-Arnold. There's lots to say about the situation! Then we touch on all the other fixtures, a Bournemouth super...2025-01-0659 minThe Offensive ThirdEpisode 19 - The last one from where it all beganSend us a textDale, Cobalt, and Ryan host this weeks run down of the boxing day matches along with matchweek 19 so far. The boys bring this last episode of the 2024 year from the OG studio, and bring back alot of the flare that only these three losers can create. Discussions around City being done, United being done, Tottenham being crap, and Arsenal being crap too (according to Dale), and of course Liverpool being too good! 2024-12-3053 minThe Offensive ThirdEpisode 18 - Junk In The TrunkSend us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! This week we are down to three hosts, and also three sheets in the wind. It's the holiday season, and we are already getting in the spirits. Er, spirit. Is this our most insightful episode? No. But do we say some interesting things that will make you think? Also no. But do we get raunchy? You bet your sweet patootie we do!We cover all the big games this week, talk about Rashford's missus, watch a bit of the Cowboys game, and lay o...2024-12-231h 14The Offensive ThirdEpisode 17 - City Does A Number 3Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans!This week we are getting into all the incredible comebacks from the weekend games in the Premier League, starting with the Manchester Derby. United fans, you deserved this one! Later we discuss Ipswich coming back, a Wolves bust up, Chelsea are on a heater, same old story for Liverpool, are Robbo and Walker cooked, the 20-70 principle for Palace, and Asher juuuuuust couldn't help but wind Dale up about Arsenal. This was a fun one, and the boys finish up with a quick preview of the games...2024-12-161h 02The Offensive ThirdEpisode 16 - The Offensive Third: After Hours 💋Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! This week, Cobalt turns on the bass and all our listeners with a sultry intro. Barry White himself would be proud. This show is dominated by the boys covering all the weekend games, and select midweek games. With 20 fixtures, there's lots to cover! We get deep into Arsenal's attacking prowess from set pieces, discuss goalkeeping errors, is Ange on the hot seat, and did Arne Slot have his first tactical miscue with the Newcastle game? We also get into whether Chelsea are title contenders, or ar...2024-12-091h 07The Offensive ThirdEpisode 15 - The Platinum PussiesSend us a textHello again, TOT fans!This week starts off with a little bit of a "how do you do" after Thanksgiving break, and a small segment from Casey regarding an interesting DM he got from ze Germans (where the episode title meaning is revealed). The show then briefly becomes the Asher Show as he whips out a list and goes on praising Liverpool ad nauseum (at least for the other 4).Afterwards the boys get into the other results of the games over the GW, and discuss the, not 10, but 20 fixtures...2024-12-021h 09The Offensive ThirdEpisode 14 - The Kissing BoothSend us a textWelcome back, TOT listeners!This week Dale and Ryan are out with illness, so it's a threesome this week! We hop right into the weekend results with the biggest surprise of the season. Unfortunate that Ryan wasn't there to revel in the 4-0 demolition of City, but we heap plenty of praise on Spurs for their 4 star performance. Then we discuss Liverpool's gut check win over Soton, get into Arsenal's great result, and talk about all the other games of the weekend. Then we preview the game of...2024-11-251h 08The Offensive ThirdEpisode 13 - My Dick? Premier League. Your Dick? Championship.Send us a textHello there, TOT fans! We are back with another episode of absolutely no substance!Just like you, we LOVE international breaks. Unfortunately, we don't have any more until March, so we'll be forced to talk about the biggest league in the world: The Premier League. Speaking of biggest, we had a special guest this week courtesy of Dale. We get into the David Coote controversy, talk a bit about England and the USA, talk about the upcoming PL matches for the week, and end the show with a little r...2024-11-1857 minThe Offensive ThirdEpisode 12 - City drop 4 on the bounceSend us a textThis week our hosts Cobalt, Casey, and Ryan go through matchweek 11's shenanigan's. From City losing, again, man utd looking good under van nistelrooy. Arsenal and Spurs doing the usual against Chelsea and Ipswich respectively. Liverpool opening up abit of lead on the premier league top spot. We learn about the potential replacements for Edu at Arsenal, and look forward to the international break and games to follow. Thank you for listening! Please like, share, subscribe, and as always, we love you!2024-11-111h 06The Offensive ThirdEpisode 11 - Lincoln Play With False 9'sSend us a textAsher fix me2024-11-041h 07The Offensive ThirdEpisode 10 - The Ten Hag SpecialSend us a textHello again, TOT supporters! Welcome back to a late, maybe great, special edition of the pod. We have recovered from our post Oktoberfest hangover to put out a very Manchester United heavy episode, live on location from Ryan's porch! We discuss the two obvious stories of the week, and get into a little of the rest of the action from the previous game week. You can't deny United are a massive club when they upstage the Arsenal-Liverpool match by sacking their manager. De plaan has come unstujk for ETH, and it's A...2024-11-021h 06The Offensive ThirdEpisode 9 - Chelsea blue (chew) it against LiverpoolSend us a textWelcome back, friends of TOT! This week we go hard into GW8 with a little help from a surprise from Casey. The boys pile praise on United for a very good result, talk about another Arsenal red card, discuss whether or not Liverpool are looking like league contenders, and dicuss that late City winner against Wolves. Asher shows up late, gets a punishment shot of Malort, and then leaves early, and the rest of the boys talk about the games coming up this week. Sunday is the big one down south between Liverpool...2024-10-2259 minThe Offensive ThirdEpisode 8 - Better late than neverSend us a textThe boys are back after a couple weeks off, they're coming back with some of the most well put together thoughts and analysis of the international break ...well they were until Cobalt decided to dip out half through the episode and leave the guys t to their devices, only chaos could ensue, listen to this episode to listen to their antics.2024-10-161h 04The Offensive ThirdEpisode 7 - Palmer, I Barely Know Her!Send us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! This week we get into a fairly entertaining week in the Premier League by starting off the show with a shot of Malort, courtesy of Scotty Who Rocks the Body. Ryan asks the boys a question each, and wrong answers are met with a shot glass of Malort. Then, to continue the bad taste in our mouths, we talk about Manchester United. Ryan gets a little face time with the mic to talk about his rampant Spurs, and we all marvel at Mickey VDV's crazy speed. Then w...2024-10-011h 06The Offensive ThirdEpsiode 6 - What Is That Is He Smells!?Send us a textWelcome back to TOT! This week we officially introduce Casey as the 5th member of the pod! We are so thrilled to have him on. This week we discuss the biggest game of the early season, and get into THAT red card, and refereeing decisions as a whole. Asher suggests the PL has a celebrity ref problem and suggest they need to be mic'd up. We briefly discuss the other games of the week, and touch on the Spurs-United game for next week as our pick for the biggest game of t...2024-09-2450 minThe Offensive ThirdEpisode 5 - The Boys and New ToysSend us a textLondon is Red, Liverpool are blue, Everton are shit, and the boys have a new control panel!Welcome back TOT supporters. We come at you this week courtesy of a new podcast recorder! Now we can have six people plus a caller, making it even more confusing when we talk over one another. This week we discuss Liverpool laying a turd at home, and Asher gives us some sage wisdom on how to be happy despite your team giving you the Amber Heard treatment. Cobalt, Ryan, and Casey discuss t...2024-09-171h 02The Offensive ThirdEpisode 4 - Ma-sweet-lortSend us a textWelcome back, TOT fans! We must apologize as we somehow recorded and then punted Episode 3, but don't worry, here's a recap:Everton. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANow that's settled, let's get into GW 4 action, including the mother of them all, or at least a favorite aunt: The North London Derby! Ryan, Cobalt, and Dale discuss the biggest game of their early season while Asher has a wee nap, and then we discuss the Fulham and West Ham game. This leads to two very important topics: Corner Pub is a great place to...2024-09-111h 09The Offensive ThirdWeek 2 - We've Been Tapped Up By Chelsea!Send us a textJust kidding, but would you be surprised!? This week we cover GW2, including that incredible Chelsea result, Brighton getting by United, Arsenal looking sumptuous, and Boring, Boring, Liverpool! Then we get into transfer rumors, especially a certain Mr. Toney headed to Chelsea. After that, we try to make sense of the new Champions League format, and have our favorite installment: What is that is he said!? This week, Madueke slags off Wolverhampton, which has busses, they'll have you know!As always, we appreciate each and every one of you w...2024-08-301h 14The Offensive ThirdWeek 1 - Watch Your CrackSend us a textThis week we get into the first PL games of the year! What could be said about these games that could also be said about a date with us: lots of build up and anticipation, mediocre end result. But no matter! We get into reffing decisions, halftime substitutions, and a certain sexual harrASSment by a Wolves player on Gabriel Jesus!? Later we discuss transfers and cover a few of the most anticipated games for the coming weekend. Feels good to be back, and as always, thank you so much fo...2024-08-181h 16The Offensive ThirdEpisode 25 IT'S FINALLY TIME!!!Send us a textIt's finally here! On Friday, the League kicks off with Fulham away to United, and we have Manchester United Knox (Knox Red Army) leader DJ Loope visiting with us this week to discuss the Red Devils. We get into the feeling about last season, transfer news, predictions for next season, and he very graciously offers a $50 gift card to the winner of our fantasy league! We will match with one to Southside Garage, and then challenge the other clubs to match the offer as well. In the second part of the s...2024-08-131h 06The Offensive ThirdEpisode 24 - Season's about to begin!!!Send us a textWe'll talk through transfers for some of the big clubs along with some of the rumors out there, then move on to FPL insights and thoughts from special guest Casey, and the guys. Feel free to join our FPL league with code: 7t2pre2024-08-061h 10The Offensive ThirdEpsiode 22.1 - Transfers are comingSend us a textWe get to meet with Jake Watkins, the local Chelsea fan group representative and talk all things Chelsea, followed by a break and discussions about fantasy premier league this season along with our categories for next seasons predictions. ***Our power went out so this episode is split in two.2024-07-2349 minThe Offensive ThirdEpsiode 22.2 - Transfers are comingSend us a textDiscussions about fantasy premier league this season along with our categories for next seasons predictions. ***Our power went out so this episode is split in two.2024-07-2306 minThe Offensive ThirdEpisode 21 - Everything's Shit!Send us a textWe talk European Semi-finals and Finals as well as the Copa America debauchery!We get into the firing of Berhalter and Klopp turning down the USA coaching gig. We discuss Southgate's future with England. Should they move on from him? We discuss transfer window and what is next for The Offensive Third these coming weeks as enter into the Summer Window before Club soccer kicks back off in a month or so!2024-07-1659 minThe Offensive ThirdEpisode 20 - Better lucky than goodSend us a textEngland move on to the semifinals with an encouraging performance, Spain look like they are destined to win, France still can't score and Netherlands take care of Turkey, we'll talk about their games and semi-final match ups. We'll also get into some of the Copa America results along with Berhalter's future with the USA.2024-07-091h 15The Offensive ThirdEpisode 19 - Dale's a statistician all of a suddenSend us a textThis week's episode covers the USA/Panama game or should we call it a brawl, we discuss all the round of 16 games including the smash and grab that was the England game. We get into the things England should try to do, as they prepare for Switzerland, and discuss our predictions for the quarter finals. 2024-07-021h 07The Offensive ThirdEpisode 18 - Ballets and knife fightsSend us a textWe continue our discussions on the three lions and lack of performance, and we get into the Copa America chat with the USA playing well and Brazil leaving much to be desired. We also give an unfiltered review of the local collective cup tournament and the insights on the show down in the semis. 2024-06-2747 minThe Offensive ThirdEpisode 17 - Ze Germans still got itSend us a textThis week's show we continue our local supporter's group special guests with Rodolfo from the Liverpool fan club. We later continue on to Euro's chat and get into the weeds on the next round of games and briefly touch on the Copa America starts this week. 2024-06-181h 10The Offensive ThirdEpisode 16 - CONCACAF meltdownSend us a textWe have our friend Aaron Clabo on the show from the Knoxgooners fan club and discuss all things Arsenal, followed by a brief melody by the boys, after which we get into the USAs abysmal performance in this week's friendly followed by England's similar performance against Iceland in the last friendly before the Euros. We'll wrap up with each game from the first round of games predictions. 2024-06-111h 02The Offensive ThirdEpisode 15 - Club season football is overSend us a textWe start of this week's show with a special guest Ethan, from the Knoxville Man City Fan Club is on to talk all things Man City. We'll talk about potential sanctions, thoughts on the future and legendary greats. After a brief break (yes we do our first "commerical break" ever) we get into the weekends highlights. We'll discuss the Champions League Finals, new manager appointments and review the England vs Bosnia Herzegovina game along with more US talk with the Copa America coming soon. 2024-06-041h 07The Offensive ThirdEpisode 14 - Dale's a Man he's 40!Send us a textChelsea's women are champs, the men lose a manager, City's hangover strikes, Leeds are staying put, and we have international competitions to chat about this week. Premier league is over but football is far from it!2024-05-281h 04The Offensive ThirdEpisode 13 - City continues their dominanceSend us a textThe last game week of the season kept the City train moving, and Arsenal come up short. Crystal Palace takes it to a villa team that for all intents and purposes celebrated their season a little too early. We go through our players of the season by position and talk through FA cup impact on the European positions. Finally, we review the Euros coming up and pick our favorites for each group.2024-05-211h 04The Offensive ThirdEpisode 12 - Come on you spursSend us a textMatch week 37 proved to be a tough one for the bottom three, and a stressful one for the league leaders. We'll talk about all the happenings around the league along with North London's potential to decide this year's premier league winners. We also give a nod to the championship sides coming up and the playoff hopefuls. While discussing a controversial end to the champions league semifinal game, and our opinions on the manager of the year, player of the year and young player of the year nominees. 2024-05-141h 08The Offensive ThirdEpisode 11 - Two horse raceSend us a textChampions league first leg semi-finals results and upcoming 2nd leg anticipation. Gameweek 36 saw some high scoring games. Haaland is back on form, and City are rolling can Arsenal keep the pressure on, and could the relegation battle be over? Find out what our hosts think, if they get to it all between their banter and stupidity. 2024-05-0759 min