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Realities May VaryLet The Good Times Roll...From HomeThe guys have a lot on their minds. Some of those things include: Brian not being impressed with London cops, Cody having an issue with the combo of Valentine's Day and Ash Wednesday. Cody had a very different type of Super Bowl Sunday. Brian spent the weekend pretending he was somewhere else. Cody is infromed...about the WWE press conference. Brian has an issue cooking with his wife...it turns out Cody does too. Brian helped out his ma.
2024-02-131h 25Realities May VaryHot About Snow DaysA lot of wintery topics dominate this episode. Brian is finally done with Christmas. Brian and his neighbors work together. Cody has a hot take about snow days. Cody's son will not sleep. Brian emceed a big event.
2024-01-221h 12Realities May VaryBack At ItThe holidays are over so Brian and Cody reconvene to share their stories. Brian had his first empty nest Christmas. Cody began a new Christmas tradition. Brian got into a beef at the grocery store. Cody has an update on his wood working project that leaves Brian questioning Cody's engineering and hoisting expertise. Brian critiques local New Year's Eve TV coverage and gives Cody a one question history test.
2024-01-131h 12Realities May VaryA Holly Jolly EpisodeThe guys are back and ready to celebrate Christmas with a year-end episode. Cody finally took a recommendation from Brian. The guys discuss their Christmas plans and Brian reveals a "monkey wrench" being thrown into his plans while Cody makes a bold claim about his parent's Christmas décor. Cody has to hurry to a book club dedicated to a book he doesn't enjoy. While Brian celebrates his new Christmas tree, Cody is having illumination problems as well as a moist basement. Brian has a technicolor toe and is disheartened by some "fans". Cody has a Christmas music hot t...
2023-12-221h 31Realities May VaryWhere In The World Are Brian & Cody?In a first for the show, the guys are on the road. Where are they? What's going on? The guys are joined by the co-host of "Crafty Brewers: Tales Behind Craft Beer" (https://craftybrewerspod.com/) katherine Valleau.Brian recalls his Homecoming trip. Cody once again has nothing to say and says it for 15 minutes.
2023-11-0239 minRealities May VaryCharlatans and Dead PeopleCody claims to have tons of content for the show. brian reveals why the show was cancelled last week. Cody had to choose between churches. Suddenly the conversation took an unexpected direction. Cody has a question about a tipping situation and may have found his "dream job". Brian surprises Cody with his knowledge of a musician. Cody explains "woke opera". Brian gives Cody a documentary recommendation.
2023-10-031h 33Realities May VaryThe Trials of Job aka BrianAfter a week away, Brian and Cody are back and it appears Brian did not have a restful time. After a quick check in which revealed that Cody doesn't get to sleep anymore and Brian quoted Ice Cube, the guys reveal some very exciting news regarding a new project. Then Brian launches into his litany of misery which includes an actual gunfight and other hardships. Cody's son had a birthday party and because he's three, he got a pet as a gift. Cody has a bone to pick with a professional wrestling promotion.
2023-09-121h 17Realities May VarySome Shade of BlackBrian is fresh off the radio and coming in hot! Cody is sleep deprived but is now the owner of two new vehicles making him a true "Suburban guy" according to Brian who has some fun as Cody describes his recent car purchase. Brian wonders how to handle some upcoming political proximity while Cody starts down a familiar but problematic (in his opinion) path. brian has a sick pooch.
2023-08-231h 02Realities May VaryYour Play Is SloppyThe episode starts with Cody explaining the expansion of his son's birthday guestlist. For once, Brian is having a good day. In an effort to enhance his miserly ways, Brian may have a new career. Cody leaves, for a moment, then another moment. Brian went to the Fair. Cody shares his annual trip to Gen Con (or "nerd fest" as Brian calls it). Some guy tried to ruin Cody's con.
2023-08-081h 32Realities May VaryA Lot To Cover. No Time For A Title.This jam packed episode starts with Brian coming in heavy during the check-in. Cody has a hot take on a former world leader. The big story (according to Cody) is Brain meeting his daughter's paramour for the first time. Cody went shopping for a car and wonders if he's too boogey. The guys talk haircuts after Brian ghosts his old stylist and Cody reveals an odd haircut fact about himself. Brian and his wife enjoyed a fancy upgrade to an old school game.
2023-08-011h 34Realities May VaryDust, Mouse Poop & MoldCody begins the episode feeling horrible about his tardiness. Brian hates leaving the house. Cody has thoughts on a social media rebranding. Brian exposes himself to a health threat in an effort to help his mom. Brian is about to meet his daughter's boyfriend for the first time. Cody may or may not have seen a famous DJ as he spent a night away from his kids. Brian was horrified at Costco.
2023-07-251h 29Realities May VaryA Woodworking OdysseyThe guys kept things short on this episode due to a late start. Cody is effusive about fatherhood. Brian's house is on lockdown. Cody's woodworking project leads to unexpected difficulties. Brian had a soul crushing experience at the grocery store. Cody rails against a new social media platform and gives advice for Prime Day. Brian has a new obsession.
2023-07-111h 10Realities May VaryIt's All A ScamThe show starts as a mixed bag. Cody claims to have nothing to talk about and Brian is walking on air. Cody in fact does have something to say and lays out some big carpentry plans. Brian has an issue with the Secretary of State office and his ma getting a new Driver's License. Cody hates a popular website and capitalism. Do recent Graduates like gift cards? Brian saw a friend get tossed out of a party. Brian recommends a new TV show.
2023-06-271h 30Realities May VaryWe're So SleepyThe guys are very groggy when the episode begins. Brian fell asleep after dinner and Cody has run himself ragged over the weekend. Despite their fatigue, the guys soldier on and talk about Father's Day, the wedding that exhausted Cody, Juneteenth, why Cody's ears are being damaged and the surprise suspect and rasslin', which prompted unexpected comments from their old friend Craig. The guys also touched on LGBTQ+ Pride and Garth Brooks. Brian set his sights on religious groups and the people who follow them based on a couple of documentaries he wathced. After a listener request, Brian shares...
2023-06-201h 30Realities May VaryAll Fired Up!Cody starts the show teasing all the things he is bringing to the table and starts by paying tribute to a fallen author. Brian is a little low energy at first but has a fire lit under him quickly as the conversation turns to the current state of the nation and a former president's indictment. Cody wants to talk about UFOs. Brian is skeptical of a business's advocacy and Cody reminds people about the reality of corporate America and is introduced to "sportswashing". Cody burns down his professional reputation and Brian is lured into a fast food chain's hype.
2023-06-141h 36Realities May VaryNice To See You. Who Cares?Right out of the Blocks, Brian confuses Cody. Then Cody blames Brian for his medical condition an which may have had something to do with weed and getting high on Brian's supply. Brian had a battle between economics and gastronomic needs which lead to Cody sharing a horrible dining experience. Cody went to his 20th Reunion. The guys (and listeners) discuss the benefits of reunions and why Cody probably loves them. Brian went to Beer Under Glass without Cody, but came back with some recommendations for Cody.
2023-06-071h 30Realities May VaryThat's A Long F'in DayThe guys are back and Cody has a new plan for his toddler son which surprises Brian. Brian had to curb his rage during a wildly irratic funeral procession. Cody explains book clubs to Brian who really is only concerned with a beer event.
2023-05-261h 31Realities May Vary"This Is How I'll Meet My End"What happened last week? Brian explains. Brian and Cody lash out at insurance agencies. Cody is wracked with guilt and unable to relax. Brian's daughter had a car mishap and Brian is sure his road rage will be the cause of his demise. Cody prepped for a show that didn't happen. A king was crowned. Cody is experimenting with A.I.
2023-05-111h 36Realities May VaryCody is Fixated on MarzipanCody had a wonderful "date night". Did it include the previously discussed "gentleman's club". Brian has harsh words for Mother nature. Cody's son paid Brian a visit. Cody want to be a hero to all opiod abusers. He might not understand how that works. Brian reviews "Jagged Little Pill".
2023-04-181h 34Realities May VaryWait...They Have French Fries Too?Cody proclaims he has nothing to talk about and Brian had a boring week, but what do you know, Cody brings up having a "female friend " who has never been to a strip joint and the guys are of to the races. Brian has some "expertise" to share on the subject. The guys get a bit emabarrased when it is discovered that someone very close to Cody has been monitoring the discussion. Brian went to the theater and loved the play but as always had some trouble with the audience. Cody teased a possible topic for the next show.
2023-04-111h 27Realities May VaryCody Is A BallerBrian is out of sorts due to a technical issue threatens to cancel the episode. Cody gives a quick Mexico/baby passport update then turns his attention to the desert. Cody went to a bachelor party and got his 'big money abller" on! Brian endured prolonged questioning about pajama day and ate lunch with children. Brian ends the show telling everyone why he was called "a piece of garbage" and touches on two example of the country going to hell.
2023-03-281h 38Realities May VarySurviving Mardi GrasCody starts the episode with a plug for his involvement in the Chiditerod. Cody's infant daughter makes another appearance, which causes Brian some concern. Brian survived another Mardi Gras and shares stories about the good, the bad and the unbelievable things he caught.
2023-03-011h 21Realities May VaryCivil Disagreements and Clingy BabiesThe episode kicks off with Cody in a difficult position with his daughter. Brian muses about Cody's marital stsus and recpounts his visit with Cody's children. Cody has a bee in his bonnet about news coverage of a potentially catastrophic event. Bria tries to talk Cody off the ledge, but they disagree on some important issues. Brian is leaving town and travelling to his happy place. Cody took a turn behind the bar and has an event on the horizon.
2023-02-151h 32Realities May VaryMoral Dilemmas and GlitterThe show starts off with Cody a little down, which leads Brian to be uncharacteristically supportive and caring. Brian was busy hobnobbing and had a moral dilemma. The guys debate driving people to the airport. Brian was both artsy and crafty. Cody went to a club and realized he's old.
2023-01-311h 33Realities May VaryThe Guys vs. The PublicThe guys come out of the gate hot! Brian tries to calm the mood with a story about him mingling with royalty. Then the gloves come off and both guys air their beefs with the public. Brian shares a disturbing dream that involved Cody's son. Cody revisits his time with porn stars and reviews a vintage film. Brian shares an exciting announcement and a brush with death.
2023-01-171h 33Realities May VaryGuess Who's Back...Back Again? ReduxThe new year and new season kick off with the return of Cody. Brian Thanks Craig and hopes he'll return too. Cody kick things off by telling Brian about the birth of his new daughter. The guys talk about the holidays and we learn that Cody's son wants nothing to do with stringed instruments. This comes as no surprise to Brian. Brian took a road trip to Texas for the Cotton Bowl and made a few stops during the journey. Cody cast his gaze on some adult entertainers.
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2023-01-121h 34Realities May VaryMerry Christmas B%^*$es!Craig and Brian are back together for the final episode of the season. The guys (Brian) have some questions about the Festival of Lights". The guys cover all things Christmas. Craig is travelling for Christmas, but will he bring treats for all? The guys try to decide which stereotypical movie moment they'd like to live IRL. Brian crossed the Cheddar Curtain. Craig celebrates a joyful sports moment and advises Brian that bulletproof skin might be on the horizon. Talking about road rage leads to a wild scenario featuring Craig's wife and the new show catchphrase.
2022-12-191h 36Realities May VaryGuess Who's Back? Back Again!On the second to last episode before the holiday break, Brian welcomes special guest-host and returning favorite Craig Collins. Both guys are sequestered in undisclosed locations. There's an update on Cody's new baby. Craig's "vintage" auto leads to a discussion on car repair and Craig's purchase of a questionable product to help with his dream of becoming the primary caregiver to his beloved Jeep. The guys talk about gym behavior after Craig is distracted from his "backwards workout" by an unusual exercise. Brian attended a Christmas party and drama ensued. Brian gives a "Bowtie Theater Review" of Dear Evan...
2022-12-131h 32Realities May VaryA Wedding, A Ticket And A Lighting ProblemThey guys start the episode by clarifying something they tossed in at the end of the last episode. Brian attended a wedding and had to make small talk. Cody had a bone to pick with Brian over exterior illumination. Brian had a brush with the law and Cody Schools American sports fans on the World Cup.
2022-12-021h 41Realities May VaryThe Annual Bourbon County Stout Extravaganzait's that time of year. Brian and Cody are previewing this year's Goose Island Beer Company's Bourbon County Stout variants. The guys are joined by Goose's Senior Brewmaster Daryl Hoedtke and Brewer Paul Cade. Samples are enjoyed, stories are told. After that Cody turns into an opera aficionado. Brian blames children for his current condition and the guys are grateful.
2022-11-221h 43Realities May VaryBarrel Aged Brews and BallotsThe boys are back and so is the buzzer! Cody delivers a very professional opening and sets the table for the show. Brian checks in with a report on the saddest day of the year for him. The guys attended FoBAB (www.fobab.com) and Cody showed his attention to detail. The talk turned to the mid-term elections and the guys share their thoughts, fears ad outlook on the country. Brian ordered something on line and Cody watched a classic film in preparation for a "date night".
2022-11-081h 35Realities May VaryA Very Scary Halloween EpisodeIt's Halloween and the guys are in the spirit. The buzzer returns to keep things on track, but it may or may not be effective. Brian has another "medical minute". The conversation turns to all things Halloween. The Powerball is up to a billion dollars. Do the guys care? Twitter has a new boss. Brian finished a big job.
2022-11-021h 28Realities May VaryLet's Tighten Up This Thing!The guys had their first ever production meeting and this week's episode is the first attempt to stick to the plan. Brian gives a new intro then checks in with Cody. The plan goes off the rails quickly but the guys introduce a new piece of technology to keep things on track. Brian has an issue with used furniture but Cody is all about hand me down furnishings. Brian helped his mom discard memories. Cody has a couple of movie reviews and the guys tease their Halloween show.
2022-10-251h 29Realities May VaryAnother Irish AdventureCody is back from Ireland and after some prodding from Brian shares stories of his travels including an unexpected arrival. The guys discuss Halloween decorating and Brian gives a streaming pick
2022-10-181h 31Realities May VaryIrish TimesBrian is back from the Emerald Isle and brought back an unfortunate souvenir. Cody drops a bombshell that relates to Brian's tales from Ireland. it's an episode about one man's journey to his homeland...with the usual Brian twists.
2022-10-041h 53Realities May VaryA Potential New Co-Host and a Wildly Embarrassing StoryCody is recording from a different location. Why? he's joined by his sleep averse toddler who shares his love of trucks and ability to tell a wildly inappropriate joke much to the delight of the guys. Brian laments his travel anxiety in advance of his trip to Ireland. Brian tells an embarrassing tale that his wife said he should keep to himself.
2022-09-2055 minRealities May VaryTaint Sure Where This Is GoingCody is back and things get wild quickly. Brian remembers a tragic anniversary, clarifies that he would never forget another important date and is confused by one of his dogs behavior. Cody went to Podcast Movement and was drawn into controversy. Brian reacts to Cody's tale of "wokeness". Brian had a tough night on stage. Both guys experienced live music with different results. "A whole lot more"? You bet!
2022-08-311h 48Realities May VaryA Special Guest and Horrible AudioWhile Cody is braving the elements trying to get to Texas, Brian welcomes former newsman, author and old friend Roger Badesh. Roger is very proud of his backyard projects and want s to share them with everyone. The projects are cool, Roger's audio leaves a lot to be desired, but the guys persevere. A broadcast legend wonders how to land an invite to the pod, Brian and Roger talk about "National Radio Day". Brian sees things a little clearer after a getting new glasses. Sure...there's more!
2022-08-231h 05Realities May VaryLet's Start Things On This NoteCody demands that the show start on a specific note since he is feeling indecisive. He then tries to tell Brian about his trip to Martha's Vineyard, but Brian is dubious he was ever there due to his faulty facts. Brian is anxious about something that is coming in a month. The guys discuss the raid on Mar-A-Lago. Brian heard an uncomfortable sound outside his house. Cody is heading to Texas. What does his future hold down there? There was also "a whole lot more".
2022-08-171h 55Realities May VaryStructure? We Don't Need Your Stinkin' Structure!The struggle is real. Should there be more structure to the show? Brian and Cody have a "production meeting" since they only talk to each other on the show. Cody may be coughing for months, was almost king of "NerdFest"(Brian's name for GenCon.) and reveals his competitive side. Brian was sent on a chicken salad errand and is contemplating a move based on gas prices. How good is The Devil Wears Prada the Musical? Brian gives a "Bow-Tie Theater review". As always, there's "a whole lot more".
2022-08-111h 43Realities May VaryAttack of the 'VidCody proves his dedication to the pod when he drags himself out of his sick bed to do the show. He then shares his harrowing tale of contracting "the vid". The details are rough. Brian made bad decisions while on pain killers. Brian did an odd showcase this week. The episode is shorter than usual because...well...Cody is sick. Duh!
2022-07-191h 00Realities May VaryYou're Falling Apart!Cody's parents follow Brian on social media and asked Cody what happened to Brian. Cody had no idea, so he asks Brian about the huge wrapping on his wrist. The guys had fun over the 4th of July. Brian and Cody have similar boat dreams. Cody is drowning in home improvement projects. The guys do a rapid fire news roundup and Brian plugs a gig.
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Realities May VaryBun In The OvenThere was big news to stat the episode. Despite the most awkward and stilted lead in, Cody finally got around to sharing a huge development. The conversation then jumped between, Brian winning an inspiring award and making a badly timed "joke" that shocked Cody,, Cody getting emotional with a Beatle, Brian demanding a dress code for Cody's son, Brian sharing a "hot take" on a Republican, Cody taking on a wood working project and other goofiness.
2022-06-141h 36Realities May VaryLow Prices and Racist Ice Cream**Disclaimer** There are a few profanities in this episode.
The show starts with Brian proclaiming the world is a s%#t show which explains why he has a big glass of whiskey. Cody is under the impression that Brian's mood might have something to do with a big wrestling story. Brian shocks Cody with the tragedy in Texas. The guys discuss the shooting and Cody explains why he avoids the news for the most part. Brian also informs Cody about the biggest corporate misstep in a while. Cody talks about films he'll watch with his son. Brian...
2022-05-271h 41Realities May VaryGreat Beers and Horrible ToesWhere's Cody? That's what Brian is trying to figure out when the episode begins. When Cody does finally arrive the guys recap their visit to "Beer Under Glass", address haters of their impromptu videos and lament having to use public transportation. Brian shares a triggering health story.Could a schedule change be in the offing?
2022-05-211h 41Realities May VaryI Could Have Gone To SchaumburgCody's ego is in control when things start as he messes with his lighting and corrects Brian right out of the blocks. Cody gives up an update on his fight with "Johnny Law". Brian reminisces about past parking habits and his love of an app. Did Brian put his comfort ahead of children's safety? Cody took a vacation...lots happened. Cody still has an agent! Who knew? Brian and his wife hit a major milestone. The guys will be together and dolled up soon. Brian needed Cody's advice after a tech nightmare. Twitter was sold. Oh man, people are...
2022-04-291h 30Realities May VaryA Cadre of ImbecilesThe episode starts with Brian trying to get computer help from Cody. Brian has advice for people who you haven't seen n a long time. Cody is identified as a "radio personality" and id definitely NOT pro-China. Brian has a strong reaction to Cody's replacement. Cody is heading out of town and drops some K-Mart info that results in Brian breaking bad on Target. Brian gives a "Bow Tie Theater Review" of Six, then worries that he almost became a "Karen". Third graders are driving Brian insane.
2022-04-171h 40Realities May VaryWorst Foot ForwardThe guys are back and celebrating their birthdays. Cody enjoyed some cultural events and Brian is concerned about seating. Cody fed the trolls. Brian went to New Orleans to feed his soul, and of course things took a turn for the worst. a humidifier stumped Cody. The saga of Cody's fight with "The Man" continues. The conversation turns to A and B list superheroes.
2022-04-091h 42Realities May VaryDooooooch It Up!Cody seems tired as the episode starts. His new Job has him working crazy long hours. Brian had a fourth grader swear at him in Spanish. The guys wade into the war in Ukraine. Cody questions Brian's wokeness. Brian and his wife debate the weight of Cody's son. The hounds have taken over Brian 's house. Cody gives his work email guidelines and names this episode. Why? Why not?
2022-03-231h 38Realities May VaryBus, Car, Woof-WoofThe show starts with Brian explaining his new look thanks in part to Cody's fundraiser. During Cody's recap of the "Chi-diderod" an offhand comment leads to Cody sharing his recent run in with the law. Brian does his best to hide his incredulity while encouraging Cody to "fight the man". Cody went clubbing so Brian nad his wife took in Cody's son for an overnight visit. The reason for last week's absence is revealed.
2022-03-171h 42Realities May VaryA Very Special EpisodeThis "very special episode begins a little late as Cody comes from yoga. He tries a few different virtual backgrounds and explains that he hasn't eaten dinner so he'll be eating as the show goes on. Cody's silence and attempts to cover his face give Brian a chance to rage against a local news reporter who repeatedly mispronounced a world leader's name and how exasperated he is with lazy language. Cody shares some big news after weeks of teasing it. There is an update on fundraising and the future of Brian's facial hair. An unusual beverage is discussed and...
2022-02-271h 25Realities May VaryNot Going For the GoldGuess who's back? Yep Brian and Cody return. From where? Cody shares the details of an exotic trip. The guys get into an apathetic discussion of the Winter Olympics. Brian watched the Super Bowl and tells Cody about the halftime show. Could masks be a thing of the past? The guys regail each other with their Valentine's Day romantic gestures.
2022-02-181h 57Realities May VaryWhat The F?The show begins with Brian wondering why Cody is sitting in the dark and Cody sharing why his office is in disarray. There will be no big announcements from Cody this week despite several promises to the contrary. The world is ending because snow is knocking on the door and Brian had to deal with a public that was prepping for the worst. Cody casually drops an "F-Bomb". The guys delve into the Spotify debate, free speech and Cody's obsession with gaming tables. Cody's son is mesmerized by the snow thrower.
2022-02-022h 03Realities May VaryCody Drops Some KnowledgeBaby it's cold outside. Brian unleashes on the frigid weather and his childlike wish for a "snow day". The guys wax nostalgic about snow days past. Cody's son likes/hates baths. Cody once again teases the possibility of his NFT. Brian need smore info, so Cody launches into his "Cody/Ted Talk" on NFTs. Brian discovered a one of a kind road trip attraction and can't say enough good things about it. Cody celebrated his Scottish heritage at a fancy banquet and confessed his love for a controversial food.
2022-01-271h 55Realities May VaryCody Takes A Gong BathCody starts the show with his dinner menu and his trip to Goodwill. Brian should be considered a hero for just being here. The guys debate children and the amount of screen time they should have. Brian has a short fuse during "Heads up Seven Up". Brian knows some terms Cody doesn't. Cody let his wife take him to a "Gong Bath". Free Covid tests? Cody has no idea and the guys are suffering from Pandemic fatigue.
2022-01-201h 59Realities May VaryThat Is One Expensive Lap DanceThe show starts with the revelations that Cody is wearing a hat? If that news isn't big enough for you, don't worry, the guys talk about Cody hosting some virtual sessions at the Consumer Electronic Show. The key to what we do is making it look easy, but some folks can't pull it off. One of Brian's family members was hit with Covid. This leads to a discussion of the pandemic, anti-vaxxers who get Covid and whether Cody or Brian is the better human. Cody shares a $3000 dollar at a strip club story and Brian shares some of his...
2022-01-161h 55Realities May VaryNew Year. Same Us.The guys welcome in 2022 is the same way they bid adieu to 2021, by talking about a lot of different stuff. Cody is upset about his hair and being pigeon holed as a "Science Communicator". He wants to "reestablish his brand". The talk turns to "content creating", influencers and how Brian is not the target audience for any of them. Cody has a new place to hang his laundry. Cody asks Brian for advice on TV shows because "Mrs. Cody" is too smart to watch a lot of TV and fortunately that isn't the case for Brian. Then the discussion...
2022-01-052h 01Realities May VaryA Grand Total of Twenty-Five Thousand Twinkle LightsTis the season for exterior illumination and all types of holiday decorating. Brian and Cody compare notes on all things lights and Christmas trees. Brian surprises Cody with his tree storage. Cody reveals his wife's penchant for dark trees. The guys talk about what they want for Christmas which leads Cody to proclaim that "any type of virtual reality girl is fine".
2021-12-141h 34Realities May VaryBeer and Bourbon StreetThe episode begins with some sad news from Cody and Brian trying to explain his aversion to offering sympathy. Cody recounts his visit to New Orleans. Brian went Barrel Aged beer crazy at a festival.
2021-11-201h 33Realities May VaryEverything Is AwfulThe boys are in rare form. Cody starts the episode having more studio challenges. There's a new segment on the show called "What Cody Heard". Brian calls out Cody for an indefensible act. Brian is already tired of the holidays which leads to a return of "Socially Conscious Cody" and one of his trademark rants. The guys shared some beers and Brian once again enjoyed the company of Cody's son...not in a creepy way. Brian weeps for the future based on a disturbing new study. The show wraps up with a discussion of one of the largest pyramids...
2021-11-101h 53Realities May VaryYou've Got Some Mouth On YouAfter a two week hiatus, the guys are back. The episode starts with an explanation, then devolves into Cody going into graphic detail about his dental misadventures. Cody's baby isn't going to be one of the beach Boys. Brian is unsettled with the "Big Chair 2.0". is there anyone who can hold a grudge better or longer than Brian? His new target might find out. A little vaccine talk is thrown in for good measure and Brian wanted the best and he got the best! You really need to listen to the entire episode for all the fun.
2021-10-221h 55Realities May VaryThe Boys Return From An Unscheduled AbsenceBrian and Cody return and jump right in with the story of an old man and a bat. Brian recounts Debbie's surgery and his caregiving skill. Cody saw Guns and Roses and believes Slash may be the greatest musicians ever. The boys both indulged in culture and had wildly different experiences.
2021-10-011h 48Realities May VaryHard Drugs and Gang FightsCody is having trouble with his hair and launches into the reason/excuses for his crazy locks. It appears Brian got a haircut, but the truth lies elsewhere. Brian questions his wife's ability to read and explains why his home is under quarantine. Cody went to Milwaukee and all might not has gone as planned. Cody is looking forward to rocking out at Wrigley Field an experience Brian likens to descending into hell. Brian was immersed in culture and Cody will be too so Brian refrains from being a spoiler. The episode ends abruptly because Brian has a rumbling...
2021-09-171h 32Realities May VaryAll Harsh, No MellowThe guys start out by recounting the 1st birthday party Cody threw for his son. Brian seems able to connect with children on a surprising level. It is agreed that Cody's son is adorable. Brian Asks Cody to explain a recent Tweet and a discussion of people's psychology ensues. Brian shares a hair-raising tale that caused him to make a life altering decision.
2021-09-081h 32Realities May VaryA Marvel-ous Time and Roger Goes to DisneyCody is off hosting a "remote nerdfest" so Brian recruits "fan favorite" Roger to join him. The guys spend an inordinate amount of time geeking out over a Marvel exhibition and their shared enjoyment of the MCU. The Roger recounts his long delayed trip to Disney World and upcoming book promotions. Brian invites folks to join him for a beer at a local event.
2021-08-251h 22Realities May Vary"A Gold Medal Episode"Brian is worried he might have breakthrough Covid, but in all reality he's just a hypochondriac. Brian and Cody discuss what Brian declared "a bad day for America". The guys send a little time talking about possible new mask mandates. Then the talk turns to the Olympics and Cody extolls the virtues of various sports, reveals another secret about his wife, and blasts NBC's Sports App. Things wrap up a little earlybecause Cody hasn't been sleeping.
2021-07-281h 30Realities May VaryThree, Two, One...Go!The episode starts with a retro feeling when Brian makes a tech error and is wondering if "the show is live". The guys talk about another in-person outing and Cody reveals that he had quite a night after Brian went home. Then the guys turn their attention to some of the big stories. Cody has strong thoughts about Jeff Bezos going into "space". Brian has had it with anti-vaxxers. Can Olympic athletes hump on cardboard beds? The talk turns briefly to favorite movies. Brian is going to Australia...sort of.
2021-07-211h 48Realities May VaryAnd Then There Were TwoThe episode begins with an announcement that will shape the future of the show. Cody claims that this is the best weekend of the Summer and then gives his gamer reason why. The talk turns to weed when Brian reveals he has some edibles. The guys recap their 4th of July weekends. Cody shares the fact that he got sloppy and reveals his movie picks. There's a pizza dilemma at the Gough house. Do you eat at a Chinese restaurant/ Brian has become a published author. Brian discovered a new brewery, he also spent the morning with a pocket f...
2021-07-072h 08Realities May VaryWhat The Hell Is Boomer Overreach?Craig starts the show as a series of blue dots. The conversation quickly turns to "Boomer Overreach" and young people complaining about going back to the office. Craig has a brain fart that leads to a conversation about words and language with Cody and Brian sharing phrases that they hate. The conversation then circles back to working from home. Craig wants to expand his vocabulary and worries that he broke his brain. Cody officiated a wedding and his son was a hit. Brian experienced a culture clash. The guys rant about the church.
2021-06-302h 08Realities May VaryHey, Is That A Death Rattle?The episode begins sans Cody who is...busy. Brian recounts his Father's Day and reveals if he finally received a "piece of quiet". Craig drove to Dallas for a quick trip. He has a 'hot food take" which leads to a discussion about burgers. The talk then turns to Craig's irrational connection to an old car and his future transportation plans which drive Brian to the brink of insanity. The show ends with coverage of a sketchy engagement attempt, Owen Wilson's nose and role in the Marvel Universe and Brian lamenting the lack of one of his Marvel favorites...
2021-06-232h 07Realities May VaryTell Your Wife We Said HelloAll three guys are back to start this episode and right out of the box we learn that Craig will judge you if you ask him to say hello to someone for you. This "hot take" makes Brian crazy and hilarity ensues. Brian opines on the importance of fathers and why they dont care about Father's Day. Cody is unhinged when the talk turns to the country reopening, but Brian and Craig are ecstatic. Cody is excited about scoring some tickets. Craig continues his "Summer hours" and ducks out leaving Brian and Cody to fend for themselves. They talk...
2021-06-161h 59Realities May VaryThat Dog May Be RacistCraig is nowhere to be found but there is a legit excuse. Brian and Cody get into a Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough discussion revealing that Brian knows way too much about them. Brian stumps Cody with a couple news stories. Could Brian's "grandpup" be racist? Cody bags about his download speed leading to a tech crash from Brian leaving Cody to go solo for a few minutes. Cody presents a plan for a utopian society. The boys pivot into an ice cream truck and pizza discussion. Brian shares a health scare. The country is reopening and the guys...
2021-06-102h 01Realities May VaryEverything is FakeThis episode begins with a rare technical mistake by Brian. We discover that Cody's baby is mad at him. Brian is disgusted by Cody's memorial Day mode of transport. Craig joins after dealing with an internet issue. Cody begins promoting his (possibly fake) OnlyFans account. A fiery debate breaks out over what is more fake, pro wrestling or Marvel movie. The guys talk about a sad birthday cake, and Cody does a deep dive on OnlyFans to the horror of Craig and Brian. Brian tried the "Devil's Cabbage" again. Then we discover that Craig might be a squatter.
2021-06-021h 53Realities May VaryWanna Get High Man?Once again the episode starts without the full cast. Brian and Craig talk about Craig's new place while waiting for Cody. When Cody arrives the conversation somehow moves to removing your pants while in the bathroom, annoyance at abbreviating words and a dramatic reading of Eminem's "Stan". Finally the guys get to the story Craig has ben waiting for all night...Brian smoking weed for the first time. The tale unfolds followed by Cody giving a cannabis tutorial complete with bong tips and Craig admitting to feeling like a criminal despite the legality of weed. Then the guys have...
2021-05-262h 05Realities May VaryCurrent Events Cody ArrivesCraig is missing. Brian and Cody make no mention of this until the final moments of the show. The guys were having a deep conversation just before the mics went live and they're not telling anyone what it was about. Cody had a party and the guys talk about how we need to prep for social interactions now that mask mandates are being lifted. Brian is chastised for one of his habits. Cody proposes future updates on Brian's potential marijuana use. There are tech issues on Cody's end. "Current Events Cody" makes an appearance and lays out his thoughts...
2021-05-191h 47Realities May VaryThat Is Awkwardly WrongThe show starts with Brian and Craig wondering were Cody is and talking about Craig's "highly collectible" Jeep and a decision he needs to make. Cody joins and he and Brian school Craig on his crazy thinking regarding the Jeep and penchant for motorcycles. Brian makes Craig an offer everyone can refuse. Then Craig shares the details and travails of his recent home inspection. Craig gets news from his relator and takes a break, so Brian and Cody talk yard work and the real name for weed whackers. A debate breaks out over the "best soda" with Brian calling...
2021-05-132h 40Realities May VaryMy Tummy is RumblyCraig is missing from the show so Brian and Cody start the show with Brian congratulating Roger for buying a house and finding out that Cody doesn't "doesn't make small talk on the text". Cody gets worked up over "May the 4th" and having to choose between Star Wars and Star Trek then is hit by cramps. Brian got emotional watching a TV show. The guys talk wrestling, Marvel and a disturbing phrase Brian heard while walking through the house. Brian wonders if he's the a-hole. Cody is struck down and the show ends a little early.
2021-05-051h 29Realities May VaryStart Times May VaryBrian starts the show alone but is joined by Cody and then Craig who both give "excuses" for their tardiness. Craig shares some big news. The boys talk about the Oscars and "Falcon and the Winter Soldier", Brian's Anniversary and why guys get short shrift, dog birthday parties and debate Godzilla. Cody gives himself a new title and invites a "friend" to join us after wondering if he needs to celebrate a milestone for his son.
2021-04-282h 05Realities May VaryHappy Birthday! Where've You Been?Brian and Cody return from their two week hiatus and rehash their birthdays, Easter, Brian as a trucker, Cody officiating a Covid wedding, Craig's whereabouts and more.
2021-04-081h 49Realities May VaryReefer MadnessThe guys are all back together to celebrate the first anniversary of the show. A discussion ensued about renaming the show for a post-pandemic world. Cody asked Brian and Craig to fill out a character evaluation for work, how'd that go. Brian mentioned he was considering smoking the "devil's cabbage" and a hilarious conversation ensued.
2021-03-202h 11Realities May VaryAll Over The MapCraig is still MIA, but Brian and Cody soldier on. The episode starts with Brian donning unusual headwear. Then the boys talk about beer until Cody shares how his infant son is trying to make a run for it. Brian shares big family news, then helps his mom with an overdue chore. The guys also discuss Target on Michigan Avenue, Dr. Suess, inappropriate skunks, the Royals and much more.
2021-03-112h 03Realities May VaryYou Put The Lime in The...No You Don'tBrian made the treacherous journey home so all the guys are in their rightful places. Things begin with Brian's recap, then take a turn with another one of Craig's food takes that send things down an uncharted road. Cody tries to put Craig on the spot with vaccine ranking and Craig won't have any of it. Brian stumbles upon something that he hasn't seen in years.
2021-02-261h 41Realities May VaryReunited And It Feels So GoodThe guys are back together this week but not in their usual locations. Brian has been stranded and is having quite a week. He shares his travails, then Craig tries to get a ruling from Cody and Brian about an emoji mishap.
2021-02-191h 14Realities May VaryNo Brian? No problem!Brian is absent but Cody and Craig are well suited to handle things on their own. They begin by theorizing and mocking why Brian is gone, then they turn to well planned segments and conversation including Cody's Curiosity Daily Preview, blind spots in daily life, Craig judging things from a Catholic perspective, Valentine's Day plans and lot's more!
2021-02-192h 09Realities May VaryPickups and pizza and snow, oh my!The show begins with Brian trying to fix a tech issue while Cody peppers Craig with questions from the book "Men are pigs, and That's a Good Thing". Cody uses a term never before uttered on show. A heated debate on pizza ensues. Brian chides Craig about snow removal etiquette. Brian has news on the vaccine.
2021-01-282h 04Realities May VaryThat Escalated QuicklyThings start out rough with a dust up between Brian and Cody. Craig joins the fun and the boys discuss the inauguration, fast food breakfast. According to Craig, Brain says "the oldest thing you ever said." Craig pulls an "Irish goodbye" and Brian and Cody continue talking about snow, the lottery, being "hot to trot", and getting the travel itch.
2021-01-212h 26Realities May VaryThe Holiday SpectacularIt's Christmastime in Quarantine! Brian and Cody try to make due after Craig calls in sick at the last minute. The guys talk Christmas memories, traditions, the current state of their holidays and welcome a very special guest. Brian's Daughter (and long time subject of the show) Molly joins the Christmas fun to share her story of being the show intern one year for the Holiday Spectacular and her quest for eggnog.
2020-12-242h 09Realities May VaryCody Needs An InterventionThe Boys (minus Craig) are back after their Thanksgiving break! Brian is having dog issues. Cody has a stout problem. Brian & Cody talk about Covid, babies discovering their extremities, holiday decorating and more.
2020-12-032h 16Realities May VaryIt's Bourbon County Stout DayIt's the most wonderful time of the beer year! Brian & Cody welcome Mike Smith and Emily Kosmal from Goose Island Brewing to talk about and taste the 2020 Bourbon County Stout lineup. After the boys enjoy some fantastic beer, Craig joins the show and tries to wrangle Brian & Cody into a coherent discussion. Craig explains his newest "life hack".
2020-11-202h 18Realities May VaryThe Three Headed MonsterCody is back! The episode devolves into a technical nightmare because of Brian's internet. Star trek talk. Cody won't share his baby. Brian is out...or is he.
2020-11-201h 50Realities May Vary"You're Like Marie Antoinette!"Brian recaps the event he was just part of and the beers he "had" to sample. Enjoy some tech talk. Brian's sartorial style. Craig's mind is blown. The great hotel towel debate.
2020-11-201h 56Realities May VaryBig Show NewsCraig hits the bottle to celebrate becoming official. Chef Cleetus Friedman joins the show to promote Cooking for a Cure which Brian is helping with, then talks beer, food, and more. Brian goes a long way to secure .99 wine.
2020-11-202h 04Realities May VaryGuess Who's Back...Back Again?Craig Collins is back and sporting a new look. Brian has a surprising amount of knowledge about a certain Country Music artist. Brian has suffered some injuries. The future of High School athletics in the time of Covid.
2020-11-201h 57Realities May VaryWho Hoards Pickled Beets?Cody is back with a "NerdFest" recap. Brian calls out Cody for a breech in hosting ettiquette, selling stuff on the internet and Brian's "Grandpup" goes to daycare.
2020-11-162h 06Realities May VaryBrian Rolls SoloIn a truncated episode, Brian is solo. He talks about visiting Cody, Cody's lapse in etiquette and answers viewers questions.
2020-11-1531 minRealities May VaryLet's Try This AgainAfter yet another technical breakdown, the boys restart the last episode. Brian & Cody break Facebook, Brian retells his restaurant story so you can actually her it, Cody gets a strange DM.
2020-11-151h 05Realities May VaryCovid Testing, Binge Watching & Brian's Mom Has a Questionable News SourceBrian mixes up an exotic drink and worries about the news sources his mom is consuming. Cody might be colorblind in one area. The boys talk about Covid testing and what they're binge watching.
2020-11-132h 00Realities May VaryEscape from New York & Legal WeedWhat the hell is going on with Brian's face and Cody's head? Brian recounts his harrowing rescue of his daughter from New York City during the pandemic. What news do you believe? How do we socially distance? The boys discuss legal weed.
2020-11-122h 02Realities May VaryPlaying Games on Zoom & Cody Buys a CarHappy Tax Day! Brian plays games over Zoom. Cody buys a car. Illinois is shutting down. Brian watched "Tiger King" and the boys wonder how long this pandemic will last.
2020-11-122h 00Realities May VaryAt the Breweries & The Saddest Easter Story Ever"At the Breweries" comes to the QuarantineCast! Brian & Cody welcome John Carruthers and Jesse Valenciana to talk beer. Since Easter is coming, Brian shares his "Holiday Classic"; THE SADDEST EASTER STORY EVER!
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