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BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 147: Mandatory DNA Testing at Birth? | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this episode, Brian reacts to intense fan emails, ranging from chaotic relationship sagas to deeper conversations about power, mental health of veterans, risk-taking, ambition, and what happens when people reach the top and still feel empty.00:00 – Welcome back & upcoming shows01:10 – Why fan emails keep getting wilder03:45 – Corporate trust and why consumers feel trapped06:30 – When search, ads, and profit collide09:10 – Why big companies stop caring12:00 – A massive listener update begins15:20 – Trauma, survival, and being unheard19:40 – How systems fail people in crisis23:10 – Power...
2025-12-231h 05
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 146: We buying a cybertruck? | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this episode of BS With Brian Simpson, Brian reads one of the longest, wildest, most chaotic listener emails ever sent to the show — a full saga of breakups, new relationships, jealousy, trust issues, mistakes, secrets, and self-reflection gone sideways.00:00 The Wildest Email Episode Begins01:57 “I Want a Cybertruck… Will People Judge Me?”06:10 A Massive Follow-Up Email From Episode 12407:49 The Chaotic Upstairs/Downstairs Living Situation10:14 New Girlfriend, Old Problems14:02 Where Everything Started Falling Apart15:28 The Phone Check That Exposed Everything16:33 Old Messages, Secrets...
2025-12-1644 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 145: Harassed By Government | BS with Brian SimpsonFrom career struggles and health challenges to relationship drama, gaming culture, internet trends, and big-picture questions about AI — Brian breaks it all down with his signature mix of honesty, humor, and sharp insight.❗️ Chapters00:00 Brian Returns — The Email Episode Begins00:37 A Listener’s Life Falls Apart After a Health Diagnosis05:01 “Has This Held Me Back?” — A Brutally Honest Question07:40 When People Speak With Zero Facts10:58 The Wildest News Story Brian Has Ever Read15:12 A Disturbing Case That Shakes Brian20:14 The AI Breakdown Nobody Is Talkin...
2025-12-0950 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 144: Affair with a Married Woman - Full Story | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week Brian reads the final chapter of one of the craziest listener sagas ever submitted — a multi-episode relationship roller coaster involving secrecy, confusion, emotional chaos, and a shocking twist ending.❗️ Chapters00:00 – Welcome back & show updates00:24 – A different kind of episode begins01:00 – The return of a three-part listener saga02:10 – The original email recap03:30 – How it all started: a relationship gone sideways05:12 – The emotional trap explained06:40 – Why walking away is harder than it sounds08:20 – The moment everything unravels09:55 – A reality check in the car...
2025-12-0230 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 143: Wild Fan Emails, Conspiracy Theories & Real-Life Chaos | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week Brian dives into wild inbox confessions, surprising conspiracy thinking, real-talk about relationships, and the comedy behind the confusion of modern life.❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Weekend Recap & Tour Dates01:30 – What Brian Is Playing Right Now04:00 – The Game That Keeps Pulling Him Back In06:10 – Why Certain Games Have Everyone Hooked08:00 – Brian Talks About Conspiracy Mindsets10:45 – The Hidden Danger of “Harmless” Conspiracy Theories13:20 – What’s REALLY Going on With Certain Businesses15:40 – Why Private Equity Is Quietly Changing Everything18:30 – Housing, Costs, and the Austin Problem20...
2025-11-251h 10
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 142: Dating Apps and Email Updates | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this episode, Brian reacts to a series of unbelievable relationship emails, breaks down dating dynamics, talks about traveling for shows, food recommendations, and gives grounded life insights you won’t hear anywhere else.If you enjoy episodes that mix real stories, authentic advice, and Brian’s signature take on life, hit that Subscribe button — it truly helps the show grow.00:00 – Welcome Back & On the Road Again 00:50 – Listener Email: “Maybe He’s Going Through Something” 03:00 – Relationship Challenges & Emotional Breaking Points 05:20 – Co-Parenting, Stability, and Real-Life Struggles 07:50 – A Mother’s Perspective...
2025-11-1836 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 141: The Dubai Affair | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this episode, Brian shares updates from his comedy tour, answers wild listener emails, and dives deep into relationships, trust, heartbreak, and self-growth — all with his trademark blend of honesty and humor. If you’ve ever wondered how to bounce back from bad love, how to reconnect after isolation, or how to stop self-sabotaging — this one’s for you.00:00 – Welcome back from tour! 02:00 – Comedy, fans, and viral moments 06:15 – Advice Champ: Helping your partner make friends 14:30 – Relationship regret and emotional walls 21:40 – Learning from heartbreak 29:50 – The artist’s mind and mental health...
2025-11-111h 08
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 140: You no pay? I no work! | BS with Brian SimpsonWelcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — this week Brian answers listener emails, talks real life, and roast-level breaks down the chaos of travel, relationships, and parenting…❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Show is back + tour dates02:00 – How to send emails to the show03:30 – Atlanta airport: the chaos hub08:30 – Why travel problems stack up in one city12:30 – Military story about not getting paid18:30 – Standing up for yourself at work24:00 – Listener email: relationships & rules30:30 – Being honest vs keeping the peace35:00 – Listener email: parenting and boundaries40:00...
2025-11-041h 05
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 139: GTA 6 Will Cost HOW MUCH?! | BS with Brian SimpsonWelcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — where comedy, real talk, and a little chaos collide.In this episode, Brian dives deep into the Nintendo Switch 2 hype, predicts GTA 6’s wild pricing strategy, breaks down why Battlefield 6 and Madden aren’t what they used to be, and shares hilarious stories from life on the road.From gaming culture to travel fails (yes, the Atlanta airport strikes again), Brian brings his signature mix of wit, honesty, and storytelling that keeps fans coming back every week.🎮 Highlights:– Why the new Nintendo Switch 2 is...
2025-10-2146 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 138: AI, Jobs, Bus Drivers & The Future of America | BS with Brian SimpsonIf you enjoy this episode, hit Like, Comment & Subscribe to support the show and keep it growing!📧 Email Brian!!!👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – we might play yours on the show.👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian📖 DescriptionThis week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian digs into real-world problems and big-picture ideas:⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates1:10 – Factory Life & Bad Management Email3:00 – Job Security & Automation Talk6:00 – Always Be Job Hunting...
2025-10-2140 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 134: Protect Your Holes | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian takes on the big questions: Is America past the point of no return? How the media gets it wrong—and why we fall for it. Nintendo Switch 2 hype and the struggles of gaming on the road. Why negativity is stealing your empathy. And yes, we try to end on a positive note. From politics to pop culture to plane rides, Brian keeps it real, hilarious, and thought-provoking.⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Dates2:00 – Global Catastrophe Predictions4:00 – Why Leaders Choose Loyalty Over...
2025-10-2135 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 133: AI Chatbot Chaos | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into the wild world of AI chatbots, tech lawsuits, and society’s obsession with smartphones. From shocking headlines about AI gone wrong to Japan’s proposed screen-time limits, Brian delivers his signature mix of comedy, cynicism, and sharp perspective.Plus: the Fermi Paradox, Mars colonization, and why humans are experts at messing things up. Stick around for emails, relationship advice, and plenty of laughs.0:28 – AI Chatbot Headlines3:28 – Lawsuits Against AI Companies8:20 – Relationships with Chatbots?12:26 – Technology vs. Humanity15:06 – Th...
2025-10-2148 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 132: We Are Back | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week, Brian dives into a backlog of articles and emails from listeners, discussing how to navigate the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends,” an incident at a System of a Down concert, and Bill Belichick’s much younger girlfriend.02:15 – Brian on surviving the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends”08:40 – How to tell if someone’s actually funny vs. just networking15:22 – Listener question: “Should I even bother making comedy friends?”23:57 – System of a Down concert gets real weird32:10 – Bill Belichick and his suspiciously young girlfriend44:18 – Why people keep throwing toys at...
2025-10-2136 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 131: Weight It Out | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week, Brian explores a fresh batch of articles and emails — covering topics like politics, relationship advice on reigniting an old flame, the power of resilience, and much more!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BS...
2025-03-1539 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 130: Back On My BS | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastBrian Simpson is back and tackling all your emails. Diving into topics revolved around comedy, which deity he would choose to be, as well as his opinions on gaming while on the road - as well as other topics!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your...
2025-03-0142 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 129: Protect & Swerve | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastIn this week’s episode, Brian dives his thoughts on the inauguration, what classifies a human being, and much more. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject lin...
2025-01-2534 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 128: Chaos Chronicles | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastIn this week’s episode, Brian dives into the art of starting stand-up comedy. He also shares advice on navigating life after losing your soulmate, explores the latest buzz around Elon Musk declaring himself the “best gamer,” and tackles a variety of other engaging topics. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comI...
2025-01-1247 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 127: New Year, Same BS | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastIt’s a new year with the same BS! In this week's episode, Brian dives into some wild topics, including Russia fining people for "looking too gay," a bizarre fight at a Jack in the Box, and his personal advice on shrooms. And that's just scratching the surface—tune in for more!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com
2025-01-0440 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 126: Bi Partisan Hate | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastIn this week's episode, Brian tackles some fascinating topics, including whether Elon Musk is the ultimate gamer, his personal take on Christmas, and the shocking assassination of a healthcare CEO. And that's just the beginning—tune in for more!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your tr...
2024-12-1442 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 125: Steal This Episode | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week, Brian explores themes of cynicism, questions whether his last visit to Canada was really his final one, offers a fresh perspective on piracy, and delves into the debate over whether the YMCA song is as "gay" as everyone claims. Tune in for all this and more!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson...
2024-12-0745 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 124: Baby Mama Drama | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week, Brian takes a deep dive into baby mama drama, relationship advice, and much more.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted...
2024-11-2438 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 123: The Problem With Politics | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week, Brian dives deep into politics as well as the 2024 presidential election.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See...
2024-11-0924 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 122: Loud Enough To Wake The Dead | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week, Brian gives advice on how to deal with loud neighbors, how to appeal to new audiences as an entertainer, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BS...
2024-10-2731 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 121: Cat Got Your Tongue? | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week, Brian’s cat makes a guest appearance. Brian also talks about his new gaming obsession, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "musi...
2024-10-1932 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 120: Is Love Enough? | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week, Brian gives relationship advice, talks about gaming, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Ho...
2024-10-1233 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 119: The Art Of Influence | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week, Brian discusses rowdy cats, mediocrity in the gaming industry, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line....
2024-10-0651 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 118: Get A Grip | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week, Brian discusses tech, how he lives a fulfilled life, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line....
2024-09-2831 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 117: Set Fyre To Your Debts | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week, Brian talks about Fyre Fest 2, how to eliminate credit card debt, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the su...
2024-09-2047 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 116: Con Artist Confessions | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week, Brian highlights some of today’s con artists, dives into gaming and tech, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in t...
2024-09-0844 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 115: Cash Rules Everything Around Me | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week, Brian talks about how many has changed his life, this years election, and so much more while also answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track"...
2024-09-0240 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 114: How Haters Boosted Ticket Sales | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week, Brian talks about how haters boosted his ticket sales, racist South Africans, and so much more while also answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track"...
2024-08-2544 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 113: Burning A Hole In Your Pocket | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week, Brian offers his advice for new comedians, talks about the resale market for Burning Man tickets, and so much more while also answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail...
2024-08-1939 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 112: If I Could Save The World | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week, Brian delves into the absurdity of a middle school's ban on all black clothing, shares his vision for saving the world, and explores the ways people attempt to alter others' core beliefs—all while answering your emails and covering so much more.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com...
2024-08-0943 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 111: For Richer Or Poorer | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses art and cosplaying poverty, how to seek financial assistance, as well as so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com...
2024-08-0243 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 110: How To Spot A Scammer | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses Biden dropping out, scam artists, and how to cherish real love.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on...
2024-07-2644 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 109: Vote Of Confidence | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses Trump getting shot, an email that he can't stop thinking about, as well as so much more.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the...
2024-07-1937 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 108: Fate Or Fascism? | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses people's obsession to worship celebrities and certain religious figures, new updates and thoughts on the YSL trial, as well as bringing in a very special guest.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it...
2024-07-1240 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 107: Both Parties Are F*cked | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses the presidential debate, gets an update from a fan in regards to a tricky situation, as well as so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson...
2024-07-0549 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 106: People. It's What's For Dinner. | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses a cannibalism BBQ, gives advice for stand up comedians and if you should pursue a workplace relationship, as well as so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with...
2024-06-2849 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 105: Fast Food Sellouts | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses McDonald's use of AI, the wage increase at Waffle House, his political opinions, and so much more while also answering some of your emails. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to...
2024-06-211h 09BS with Brian SimpsonEp.104: Celebrity Deathmatch | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses the trials of Trump and Young Thug, the lawsuit on Cold Stone Creamery, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson...
2024-06-1457 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp.103: Apple Is Brainwashing You | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses his take on iphone vs galaxy phones, Trump's conviction, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music...
2024-06-0731 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp.102: Hecklers, Gators, Bears, OH MY! | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses hecklers, fatal alligator attacks, the man or bear debate, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music...
2024-05-3152 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp.101: Are We Doomed? | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses doomsday prepping, Diddy, online trolls, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject...
2024-05-2452 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp.100: Beef Wrap / Revenge vs Success | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses the rap beef between Drake & Kendrick, gives advice on life and career choices, his take on seeking revenge, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian...
2024-05-0348 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 99: Crash The Homeless Crisis | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses the housing market issues, homelessness, relationship advice, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in...
2024-04-2634 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 98: America & The Price Of Freedom | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses the Supreme Court decision, Olympics and their choice of outfits, how TikTok is crooked, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to...
2024-04-1957 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 97: Eclipse WNBA & Game Of Thrones? | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses Caitlin Clark and the WNBA, the solar eclipse, video games, game of thrones, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson...
2024-04-121h 00BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 96: Flights, Money, & Power | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses Southwest Airlines seat accommodations, the rich and powerful, video games, acting advice, and so much more while also answering some of your comments and questions.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to...
2024-04-0529 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 95: Diddy & Wal-Mart Checks Out | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses his new Netflix special, Sean "Diddy" Combs, Wal Mart charging to use their self checkout, and so much more while also answering some of your comments and questions.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson...
2024-03-2950 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 94: After-School Satan Club | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week starts on a particularly *philosophical* beat as Brian discusses Peter Singer and drowning children, the consternation he feels conversing with hyperloquacious individuals, and the battle between intellect and popularity. Plus, an after-school club designed to trigger republicans and the Advice Champ helps a listener with a career change.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show...
2024-01-051h 08BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 93: Presents of Christmas Past | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast***Sponsor***FACTOR MEALSSupport the show and get Factor for 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 by using code BS50***Happy holidays to all you Beaverpusses out there! This week Brian's talking about holiday gift-giving, why he doesn't hang out with magicians or accordion players, a Tolkien sequel that must be destroyed, and reparations for Haiti.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedian
2023-12-291h 32BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 92: The ADHD Struggle Is REAL | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastWe got an easygoing episode for you this week--no emails or articles, just Brian's perspective on the ADHD struggle, why he's not an "audiophile," and the frustrations of working in Hollywood.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send...
2023-12-2257 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 90: "Revenge is just BUDGET JUSTICE" | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast*** Sponsors ***SHEATHSupport the show & get 20% off your 1st Sheath order athttps://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code BSDISPLATEHead to https://www.displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 &use code BS to get Displates up to 30% off.***This week we're talmbout:00:00 cold open00:41 intro01:33 apologies for missing a week03:06 Arlington house explosion04:50 psychopath power rankings07:22 Bruce Willis geezer teasers09:27 SCOTUS...
2023-12-081h 06BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 89: Gang Gang Gang | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast*** Sponsors ***SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS athttps://www.sheathunderwear.comDRAFTKINGSSupport the show & download the DraftKings Sportsbook app anduse code BS. New customers can bet just 5 bucks on the NFL action& score 150 instantly in bonus bets.***This week we're talmbout:00:00 cold open00:20 intro01:30 no elephants?01:43 human ancestors nearly went extinct06:37 TikTok has...
2023-11-2450 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 88: There Is a Price to Pay | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast*** Sponsors ***DISPLATEHead to https://displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 and use code BS to get Displates up to 30% off.***This week we're in an all-new studio to talk about:00:00 cold open00:42 intro05:00 homeless cleared out of San Francisco; liberal hypocrisy15:39 Displate Ad17:05 Israel’s collateral damage20:00 The British are responsible for everything bad21:54 Costa Rica bank heist23:12 airplane takes off without windows26:58 customer service is down the drain...
2023-11-171h 31BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 87: Not Guilty Dot Com | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast*** Sponsors ***SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.comMANSCAPEDSupport the show and get 20% off and free shipping athttps://www.manscaped.com and use code BS20***This week is all about BAD audio and GOOD content, y'all. On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:00:00 cold open00:42 intro02:14 family sues Panera Bread22:00 Sheath ad23:12 Hamas follow-up30:32 Manscaped ad
2023-11-1047 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 86: Factitious Disorder | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastOn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:00:00 Cold Open00:16 Brian headphone reviews10:50 new vehicle17:50 email (dogs)23:21 wrecked vagina25:57 ADHD31:56 Hasan Minahj part 239:45 pregnancy fraudVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd...
2023-11-0346 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 85: Smooth Criminal | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast***SPONSORS***DRAFTKINGS: New customers can score $200 instantly in bonus bets for throwing down just $5 on the NBA. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code BSSHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com***On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:00:00 cold open00:33 intro and a great comment11:19 Sheath ad12:21 delivery driver acquitted28:19 “I grew up in both eras”33:02 Dave Chapelle causes walkouts34:09 hockey puck...
2023-10-2757 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 84: Whipping Boys | BS with Brian SimpsonOn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:0:00 cold open0:24 whipping boys2:20 Israel vs. Hamas13:08 belated introductions14:48 Microsoft acquisition23:48 23 and me data leak29:02 email: mixed family paternity32:42 email: sexually incompatible39:28 email: Hannibal hotness42:03 email: writing jokes for friends48:31 model embryos55:51 going to marsVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian...
2023-10-201h 00BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 83: This Ain't World War III | BS with Brian SimpsonSPONSORED BY SHEATH:Support the show and get 20% off your first order with code "BS" at https://www.sheathunderwear.com*****On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:0:00 Intro1:57 World War 3?15:12 Nepo Babies as Diplomats16:00 The Fall of Civilizations18:45 Sheath Ad20:06 Bastards!23:20 Dating advice (women ghosting)31:00 tr@nsmaxxing and red pills33:40 N@zis in Canada36:30 Odyssey review41:40 Career choices and making more money50:30 Man arrested for murder of...
2023-10-121h 10BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 82: Who's Your Daddy? | BS with Brian Simpson***SPONSORS***FACTOR:Get 50% off of Factor and support the show at https://www.factormeals.com BS50 and use code BS50*****Brian is sick as sh*t but f*ck it we ball.On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:0:00 Cold Open0:38 Skankfest2:30 Vegas sucks4:15 Mandatory Paternity Tests19:11 Factor Ad20:15 Should you reveal paternity?26:30 what do you get out of marriage?30:15 Friends with benefits35:26 Reparations40:00 dead dolphins
2023-10-0548 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 81: Red Flags | BS with Brian Simpson***SPONSORS***SHEATH:Support the show and get 20% off your first order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.comDOORDASH:Support the show and get 50% off your first DoorDash order up to a $20 value. Just download the DoorDash app and use code BS*****Brian's between studios this week, so we're bringing you a (mostly) audio-only episode!On this week's episode:- Listener email: Army man in Japan, escaping the rat race, and taking a second look at Umar Johnson
2023-09-291h 12BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 80: Ultracrepidarian | BS with Brian SimpsonSPONSORED BY FACTOR:Support the show and get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 with code BS50*****On this week's episode:- Russell Brand gets got- Hasan Minhaj's "emotional truths"- Never call the cops- Brian doesn't like FPS video gamesGo to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get access to EXCLUSIVE content every week!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll...
2023-09-2156 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 79: "A slow creep towards TYRANNY" | BS with Brian SimpsonSPONSORS:SHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.comDRAFTKINGS: Support the podcast & download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. New customers can bet just $5 & take home $200 instantly in bonus bets. Use code BS to sign up.*****On this week's episode:- Earthquake in Morocco- Collapse of the Bronze Age- Apocalyptic fiction- Hypocrisy in the age of CØV!D- Listener emails- Brian's not a...
2023-09-141h 05BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 78: "I'm Not Obsessed" | BS with Brian SimpsonSPONSORS:FACTOR: Support the show and get 50% off Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 by using code BS50DRAFTKINGS: New customers can get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just 5 bucks on any NFL game. Download theDraftKings app and use code BS. Terms and restrictions apply.*****On this week's episode:- Responding to voicemails about bench trials and inappropriate work jokes- Burning Man Exodus- East Jesus at Slab City- Should you join the...
2023-09-0755 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 77: "High Tide" | BS with Brian SimpsonSPONSORS:SHEATH UNDERWEAR: Support the show and get 20% off your first order with code "BS" at https://www.sheathunderwear.comDRAFTKINGS: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code "BS." New customers can bet $5 on college football and score $200 in bonus bets. Terms and restrictions apply.*****On this week's episode:00:00 Intro01:17 Housekeeping02:07 Netflix Special03:34 The Process of Creating a Stand-Up Comedy Hour04:44 Tony aka Mr. New Zealand08:31 Empathy for Crack-Addicted Former Hotties09:54 Negatively Received Short...
2023-08-3158 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 76: "Time is LIFE" | BS with Brian SimpsonOn this week's episode:- Immortals of Aveum- Unskippable Cutscenes- Time Is Life- Starfield is incoming- Timeblindness- Late people bother Brian- A story about being late in the military- More SAG/WGA strike updates- “Nobody wants to work anymore”- F.I.R.E.- The REAL hustle culture- The Enhanced Games- BALCO documentary- "JESUS IS A PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUG" (PATREON EXCL...
2023-08-241h 06BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 75: "Population Overshoot" | BS with Brian SimpsonThis episode is sponsored by SHEATH:Support the podcast and support your balls. Head to https://www.sheathunderwear.com and use code "BS" for 20% off your first order!On this week's episode:- We DON’T talk about the newest Trump indictment- It’s Brian’s birthday!- Samsung Galaxy Tab Ultra S9 Review - Shooting Brian’s special- Getting tickets to the Comedy Mothership- Austin is SMASHING heat records- Smash-n-grabs in L.A.- The “G...
2023-08-171h 03BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 74: "Bama Boat Brawl BEATDOWN" | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week Brian weighs in on- The dockside brawl in Montgomery, Alabama- More alien whistleblower information- Living in 'MURICA- The Marine Corps Crucible (Patreon exclusive)BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!On this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE:- Brian answer's Gunny's email about "The Crucible"Hit up the Patreon for a...
2023-08-1153 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 73: "Non-Human Biologics" | BS with Brian SimpsonThis episode is sponsored by SHEATH:Support the show and get 20% off plus free shipping with the code "BS" at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com***Josh is in the middle of a studio move, so the audio is a little rough this week--but we got plenty to talk about, including:- Brian is back from Just For Laughs- Why Brian always misses America- Everybody wanna spy on you- Coral reef bleaching- Congressional hearing on aliens- Conspiratorial...
2023-08-041h 03BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 72: "CLOUT DEMONS" | BS with Brian SimpsonOn this week's episode:- Brian reviews his new Samsung Neo OLED ultrawide gaming monitor- A janitor destroys $1M and decades of research- Skimpflation- Grumpy locals sabotage autotaxis- 87% of "classic" video games are missing- NPCs take TikTok by storm- A voicemail from Not-Tony from NZBS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!
2023-07-281h 02BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 71: "Hollywood's Big Lie" | BS with Brian SimpsonSupport the show & get 50% off delicious Factor meals athttps://factormeals.com/BS50 and use code BS50On this week's episode:- What makes a hack- Bombing vs Killing on stage- Hollywood strike- Viewer mailBS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!On this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE:- Brian goes...
2023-07-201h 17BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 70: "The DEVIL is always DIGITAL" | BS with Brian SimpsonBS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!On this week's episode:- A.I. p*rn- what can the government stop you from doing in your own home?- the writers strike- avatars in World of Warcraft- video game reviewsOn this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE:- death by jet engine...
2023-07-131h 03BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 69: "The Unexamined Life" | BS with Brian Simpson***SPONSOR***SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% off and free shipping athttps://www.SheathUnderwear.com, promo code BS.***BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!On this week's episode:S*** goes down at a carry-outFDA-approved d*** enlargement?Limb-lengthening surgeriesMasc and femme attractivenessListener mailPC vs. Console
2023-07-061h 22BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 68: Black Belt-Level Stupidity | BS with Brian SimpsonBS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going!On this week's episode:00:00 - Intro01:50 - babies and hygiene03:08 - gaming10:05 - Rogan controversy (RFK vs. Hotez)21:26 - online debate culture31:56 - Titan submersible48:17 - tech junk01:07:51 - listener mailIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the...
2023-06-301h 14BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 67: "Rich > Famous" | BS with Brian Simpson*Sponsor *SheathSupport the show and get 20% off & free shipping athttps://www.SheathUnderwear.com with the code BS***On this week's episode:Trump's indictmentGerontocracyEarly adoptersAdvice ChampWhy government IT sucksCan Elon code?Polymaths don't really existA $100M heistThe so-called "Gay Agenda"If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track"...
2023-06-221h 42BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 66: "GANZFLICKER?!" | BS with Brian Simpson*Sponsor *Diet SmokeVisit DietSmoke.com/Free and use code Free4 for a free sample oruse code BS for 15% off your entire Diet Smoke order.***On this week's episode:Cornel West announces his run for president on a platform of "truth and justice"Someone hits level 100 in Diablo IV hardcore mode in about three daysBrian hates unskippable cutscenesFlickering lights trigger hallucinatory tripsApple unveils a $3500 AR headset called the VisionHow much gaming is...
2023-06-151h 15BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 65: "Diablo IV Pay Pig Confirmed" | BS with Brian SimpsonBS is back after a week for the birth of Rob's child! The rumors that Brian was too busy playing Diablo were incorrect. Mostly.*Sponsor *DisplateSupport the show by going to https://www.displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 to get up to 34% off***On this week's episode:Diablo 4, bay-beeeePeter Singer thinks we're all evilDianne Feinstein and elder abuseThe Universe is trying to kill us!Bobby Kotick would murder you with a smile
2023-06-091h 40BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 64: "I might be Republican now!" ft. Chef Phil | BS with Brian SimpsonBrian welcomes multi-Michelin Star chef Phillip Frankland Lee (@PhillipFranklandLee) onto the show to talk about- Voicemails- Salt vs. MSG- The restaurant world- Abolitionist senators- Child labor lawsMusic: Navaez, "Frabjous Day"If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a...
2023-05-261h 33BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 63: "Zombie-less Apocalypse" ft. Trenton Davis | BS with Brian SimpsonBrian welcomes comedian Trenton Davis (@TrentonComedy) to the show to talk about- Filming a comedy special during a zombie-less apocalypse- Why momentum is important in entertainment- The Advice Champ answers your questions about turning your passion into profit- Paralysis by analysis- Patrice on O&A- HBCUs vs. PWIs ft. Trenton Davis- Black mold- Robot slavesMusic: Griff Parker, "Orange Banana"If you'd like your track featured...
2023-05-191h 30BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 62: "The Hierarchy is established through VIOLENCE" | BS with Brian Simpson*Sponsor *SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% off & free shipping athttps://www.SheathUnderwear.com with the code BS***This week on BS with Brian Simpson:Secret Labs has a broken websiteAge of WondersThe Peter principleCockney rhyming slangHow words change their meaning Tony from NZ!Blue September / Blue JuneThe difference between masculine and feminine relationshipsThe Advice Champ rides againWGA goes on strike
2023-05-121h 29BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 60: The Celebration of Ignorance | BS with Brian Simpson*Sponsor*Support the show and get 20% off and Free Shipping athttps://www.SheathUnderwear.com with the code BS***Episode Topics:Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson cannedHumans are stuck in an abusive relationship with themselvesWe can't evolve as quickly as our techBrian is a "work-from-home cynic"Brian responds to an email about god and religionVoicemail from Tony from NZMusic: Griff Parker, "Orange Banana"If you'd like your...
2023-04-281h 01BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 59: "Today's one of those CYNICAL DOOM DAYS" | BS with Brian Simpson*Sponsor*Support the show and get up to 34% off some awesome new metal art with the code BS at:https://www.displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4***Cameron Sexton lies about residenceEnron: Smartest Guys in the Roomhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt1016268/“Couple beheaded themselves with homemade guillotine in ritual sacrifice, police in India say”https://www.cbsnews.com/news/india-couple-behead-themselves-homemade-guillotine-hindu-ritual-human-sacrifice/“The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is now so huge and permanent that a coasta...
2023-04-211h 24BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 58: Wolves Don't Need Rizz, featuring Thai Rivera | BS with Brian Simpson*Sponsor*Support the show and get 20% off and Free Shipping with the codeBS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com***In this episode, Brian welcomes Thai Rivera (@officialthairivera) the studio to discuss the Louisville shooter, why people get meaner online, Michael Irvin's lawsuit, gay dating apps, and the lady-man behind Clearview AI.Articles:- https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/10/us/connor-sturgeon-louisville-bank-mass-shooting/index.html- https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkadgm/man-dies-by-suicide-after-talking-with-ai-chatbot-widow-saysSpecial Bonus Feature: Rob is in-studio and extremely jet lagged
2023-04-141h 38BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 57: The Ultimate Black vs. White | BS with Brian SimpsonWe talk Angel Reese vs. Caitlin Clark, the Trump indictment, transgender powerlifters, and more Twitter and Elon nonsense.Music: Griff Parker, "Wet Envelope"If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on...
2023-04-071h 46BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 56: Masseuserie and Other Forms of Black Magic | BS with Brian Simpson*SPONSOR*SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the codeBS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com***Brian and Rob are sick as hell this week, but we've got a new episode made with love! Featuring Brian's review of the Diablo 4 beta, Advice Champ answers to mailbag questions, and a voicemail from Tony from New Zealand.Music: Griff Parker, "Wet Envelope"If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music...
2023-03-3058 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 55: Secret Racism Club | BS with Brian Simpson*SPONSOR*SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the codeBS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com***Topics for this week:- Joe Rogan opens his new "anti-cancel culture comedy club," The Comedy Mothership- SVB, Silvergate, Signature, and Credit Suisse go down- Why there's no homelessness in Saudi Arabia- America is a cowboy with shaky handsMusic: Griff Parker, "Fudge Rounds"If you'd like your track featured on BS...
2023-03-241h 39BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 54: AI-Generated Heartbreak | BS with Brian Simpson*SPONSOR*SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the codeBS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com***Topics this week:Brian and Rob give their book recs- Murderbot Diaries- AWE- Clinton Bush and CIA Conspiracies: From The Boys on the Tracks to Jeffrey Epstein- Redwall- Edible Economics- Berserk- Jujutsu Kaisen- Lazarus- Old Man’s War...
2023-03-171h 08BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 53: Some People Don't Get Comedy | BS with Brian Simpson*SPONSOR*DISPLATESupport the show and get up to 33% off some sweet new metal art with code BS at https://displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4***This week we talk about the "slap heard 'round the world" from Chris Rock's POV, why good morals don't fit on bumper stickers, and why young men aren't dating (if that's what's REALLY happening).Articles referenced:https://www.psychologytoday.com/intl/blog/the-state-of-our-unions/202302/why-are-so-many-young-men-single-and-sexlesshttps://nypost.com/2023/01/23/im-dating-a-23-year-old-woman-who-looks-like-an-8-year-old-girl/https://www...
2023-03-101h 21BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 52: Picking Sides in the Robot Wars | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this week's episode, it's apologies all around as Rob apologizes for mangling "Cuyahoga," a fan apologizes for lambasting the show, and Brian apologizes (preemptively) to the robots who plan to kill us all.Thank you again to Griff Parker for this week's music track, "Fudge Rounds"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.And a special thanks to Josh Cabaza and Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL...
2023-03-021h 07BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 48: A Punchable Face | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week on BS with Brian Simpson: Is Mr. Beast the Anti-Christ?!?! (No, he isn't)Serial killersWhy crime happensDiversity hires***Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Rob @NerdyPaperGamesFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comCheck out comedyfrequency.com***Support the show and get up to 33% off some sweet new metal art with the code BS at https://displate.com...
2023-02-031h 13BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 47: "Because he has MONEY!" | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week on BS with Brian Simpson: A moving broker nightmare (check out https://www.bluetapeblades.com/ to help a fan out)The Virginia CalculatorIs Mr. Beast a sociopath?https://www.morningbrew.com/daily/stories/2023/01/08/ai-will-be-used-as-legal-assistant-in-court-for-first-time-ever-in-februaryThe Singularity and Ray Kurzweilhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2023/01/17/boston-mlk-statue-criticism/***Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Rob @NerdyPaperGamesFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comCheck...
2023-01-271h 06BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 45: We Can't Stop This! | BS with Brian Simpson | comedy podcastThis week on BS with Brian Simpson:Arguing on the internetDigg is still around?!Google Plus drops the bag“Maryland Lawmakers Want to Stop Criminal Cops From Getting Their Pensions”: https://www.vice.com/en/article/z349w5/criminal-cops-pension-payments“Orphaned neurological implants”: https://doctorow.medium.com/orphaned-neurological-implants-3f0b7918553fThe Great Baltimore Fire of 1904"TikTok Promoted ‘Deepfake AI Porn’ of Billie Eilish to People's For You Pages": https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7gnya/billie-eilish-tiktok-ai-art***Follow Brian @BScom...
2023-01-131h 07BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 44: A Culture of Destruction | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week on BS with Brian Simpson:Talking on setUnreasonable ridersShould you tip a racist?Bill Cosby plans return to the stage***Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Rob @NerdyPaperGamesFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comFor the Best High visit https://www.dietsmoke.com/?utm_source=Fannie&utm_medium=Podcast&utm_campaign=BSwithBrianSimpson and use code BS for 20% off. Hosted on Acast...
2023-01-061h 16BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 43: "Ask First, Choke Later" | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week on BS with Brian Simpson:Hannibal Barca had Rome shookHow the Great Depression shaped people’s DNA https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-022-03789-z Are there bidets in the White House?What have you changed your mind about?Equilibrium“The only way I can make a billion is if I make someone a trillion”Solving the housing crisis: “Someone should do something!”https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/dec/08/sexual-choking-is-now-so-common-that-many-young-people-dont-think-it-even-requires-consent-thats-a-problem***Follow Brian @BScomedianF...
2022-12-301h 15BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 42: Brian Joins the Dark Side | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week on BS with Brian Simpson:4k vs 8kStandup adviceSteel Beans“Google rivals join forces in online maps”https://www.deccanherald.com/business/technology/google-rivals-join-forces-in-online-maps-1172260.html“Google to pay $391.5 million in location tracking settlement with 40 states”https://techcrunch.com/2022/11/14/google-pay-391-5-million-location-tracking-settlement/Elon has lost BrianHow did Alexander the Great die?Badass Genghis Khan quotes***Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Rob @NerdyPaperGamesFind Brian's tour dat...
2022-12-231h 01BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 41 "Apologies to Iowa" | BS with Brian Simpson | comedy podcastThis week on BS with Brian Simpson:Apologies to IowaComplaining about the Atlanta airportWatching movies by yourselfThe last time we talk about Marvel SnapPath of Exile is perfectThe FTC wants to stop Microsoft from buying ActivisionBrian solves a smelly mysteryNew York ratsDowntown Raleighhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2022/11/12/artificial-intelligence-grief/The Fermi ParadoxNuclear Close CallsThe Dark Forest HypothesisMapping the radio sphere
2022-12-161h 41BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 40: "The GODS have spoken!" | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week on BS with Brian Simpson:Fast and slow brainRob issues a chess challengeFlow statePlaying board gamesAfrican people eating cocoa beanshttps://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/nov/25/heidi-crowter-woman-downs-syndrome-loses-court-of-appeal-abortion-law-caseHow religion justifies ridiculous beliefsThe Four Horsemen of AtheismThe Existentialist Cafe by Sarah BakewellStruthless on fonts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVfRxFwVHQc&ab_channel=struthless***Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow...
2022-12-091h 05BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 30 "You play the LONG GAME" | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week on BS with Brian Simpson:Cops leave woman handcuffed, in a car, on the train trackshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vISSDzz079oSome More News: Uvalde https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ioaBG3K_dkCat Food RevengeThat time Drake put hot sauce in the condomDART missionhttps://www.npr.org/2022/09/27/1125314926/nasa-dart-asteroid-photosFascism returns to Italy https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2022/09/giorgia-meloni-italy-election-fascism-mussolini/671515/Citizen...
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