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BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 186: The Price of Fame | BS with Brian SimpsonIs being famous really worth it? Comedian Brian Simpson explains why fame isn't the same thing as success, and why the entertainment industry can be a dangerous place for artists who don't understand the business. In Episode 186 of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian discusses the hidden costs of celebrity, the loss of privacy, the pressure of public attention, and why he'd rather have financial freedom and a quiet ranch than be famous everywhere he goes. Brian also reacts to the recent SiriusXM comedy radio controversy involving hundreds of working comedians whose material was removed from regular rotation. Drawing on...
2026-10-2046 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 185: Fired for $140? | BS with Brian SimpsonBrian Simpson reacts to the bizarre school controversy, breaks down the risks of mixing money and grades, and shares a personal story about a teacher who crossed the line when Brian was in school. But that's only the beginning. Brian also dives into the viral TikTok hot dog comment that turned into a social media controversy, explains why chasing fame can cost more than people realize, and talks about why pulling off the perfect heist is nearly impossible. From the Louvre robbery to cryptocurrency theft, gaming consoles, expensive veterinary bills, listener emails and hilarious pet pictures, this episode goes...
2026-10-131h 03
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 184: Rough Draft Jeff | BS with Brian SimpsonComedian Brian Simpson reacts to the Fort Worth daycare controversy, discusses parenting, childhood behavior, accountability, and the difficult decisions adults face when children get into conflicts. Earlier in the episode, Brian weighs in on Minneapolis considering a requirement for human safety monitors in driverless taxis, explores the future of Waymo and autonomous vehicles, and shares his thoughts on protecting jobs as technology advances. Plus, Brian talks about returning to Overwatch, his excitement for Deadlock, why his gaming tastes have changed, and the surprising emotional impact of things parents say to their children. And, of course, there are plenty of...
2026-10-0658 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 183: Chinese Baby Factory? | BS with Brian SimpsonComedian Brian Simpson reacts to the legendary Scrabble player who dominated thousands of competitive games, won championships around the world, and somehow conquered French and Spanish Scrabble without actually speaking the languages. But that's only the beginning. Brian also gives surprisingly useful advice about dealing with toxic teammates in online games, explains why the team that loses its composure first usually loses the match, reacts to a listener who may have narrowly avoided a disastrous Tinder meetup, talks custody battles and parents using children against each other, and revisits the growing controversy surrounding international surrogacy in California.
2026-09-2955 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 182: Misspelling Madness!!! | BS with Brian SimpsonComedian Brian Simpson reacts to the wild story of a video game billionaire reported to have fathered more than 100 children and the California surrogate who says she was paid $120,000 to carry one of them. Brian also continues to help out a fan with some grammar issues.Brian Simpson | Live From The Mothership (Full Comedy Special)Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send...
2026-09-221h 14
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 181: Raygun is TRASH! | BS with Brian SimpsonBrian Simpson watched Netflix’s new Raygun documentary and somehow came away with even MORE questions. On Episode 181 of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian reacts to Untold: Raygun — Breaking Badly, the new documentary revisiting Australian breakdancer Rachael “Raygun” Gunn’s viral appearance at the Paris Olympics and the massive reaction that followed.Brian Simpson | Live From The Mothership (Full Comedy Special)Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com00:00 — The Channel Is Exploding05:18 — Is Talking Abo...
2026-09-1546 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 180: 4D Movie Theaters! | BS with Brian SimpsonWhat happens when you pay full price for something you technically don't own? Brian Simpson dives into the growing debate over digital ownership, Sony moving away from physical PlayStation games, DRM, game licensing, subscriptions, corporate pricing, movie theaters, 4D movies, AI, internet conspiracy theories, true crime, relationships, and another round of listener questions.Brian Simpson | Live From The Mothership (Full Comedy Special)Lindsay Clancy Documentary (Not actually a Documentary)https://www.primevideo.com/detail/0I411OOOSR281VLYC03867NE9R00:00 — Brian Is Back & The Special Is Taking Off...
2026-09-081h 10
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 179: Nefarious Women! | BS with Brian SimpsonComedian Brian Simpson breaks down the Lindsay Clancy trial and the difficult debate surrounding mental health, postpartum psychosis, criminal responsibility, and accountability. On Episode 179 of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian reacts to one of the most discussed trials in the country and asks the question at the center of the case: how should the justice system balance a severe mental health crisis with responsibility for someone's actions?Brian Simpson | Live From The Mothership (Full Comedy Special)Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail...
2026-09-0153 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 178: Thailand With The Boys | BS with Brian SimpsonComedian Brian Simpson breaks down how social media algorithms can distort the way we see the world, why online outrage feels more common than it really is, how Gen Z interacts differently after growing up online, and what happens as artificial intelligence becomes increasingly independent.Brian Simpson | Live From The Mothership (Full Comedy Special)Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com00:00 — Brian Is Back + Tour Updates02:14 — Your Algorithm Is Not Real Life
2026-08-2549 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 177: Reconnoiter | BS with Brian SimpsonComedian Brian Simpson is back with another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, diving into artificial intelligence, technology, government policy, freedom, current events, and listener questions.00:00 Brian's Special Hits a Huge Milestone02:35 Texas, THC & Government Policy08:15 Freedom, Personal Choice & Modern Laws16:50 Does Prohibition Ever Really Work?23:20 Why Society Keeps Changing28:00 Listener Question About Artificial Intelligence30:00 The AI Security Story Everyone Is Talking About36:15 Can We Really Control AI?40:45 Streaming Updates & Upcoming Tour Dates42:20 Final Thoughts...
2026-08-1243 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 176: Three Traffics | BS with Brian SimpsonComedian Brian Simpson returns with another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, covering comedy, success, listener questions, technology, travel, everyday life, and some of the internet's strangest stories.00:00 Brian's Comedy Special & The Power of Word of Mouth05:40 Why People Judge Too Quickly06:05 Listener Update From Minneapolis12:00 Traffic, Cities & Quality of Life17:00 Helping People in a Cashless World23:15 Austin vs. Los Angeles vs. New York27:00 Listener Questions & Everyday Observations33:30 Internet Stories You Won't Believe38:45 Medical Breakthroughs & Future Technology52:00 Tour...
2026-08-0451 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 175: 9/11 Time Travel | BS with Brian SimpsonComedian Brian Simpson returns for another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, answering listener questions about world events, relationships, comedy, technology, gaming, and the changing state of modern life.00:00 Welcome Back & Tour Updates01:30 Listener Question From Iran10:40 How Modern Wars Have Changed15:00 Could One Person Stop History?19:45 Relationships, Marriage & Monogamy24:30 Brian on Why America Still Stands Out27:30 Corporate Power & Everyday Life33:10 Christopher Nolan & Movie Review41:00 Conspiracy Theories & Critical...
2026-07-2843 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 174: Unc Status | BS with Brian SimpsonComedian Brian Simpson is back with another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, diving into stand-up comedy, gaming, relationships, success, and answering listener questions with his trademark honesty.00:00 Welcome Back & Podcast Updates01:00 GTA 6, PC Gaming & Streaming Plans04:45 How Many Comedians Are There Really?13:55 What Makes Someone a Great Comic?25:10 Brian's Comedy Special Returns27:00 How Fans Can Support the Podcast28:35 Slay the Spire & Favorite Games35:30 Comedy, Fame & Relationships49:20 Why Comedians Dating Is So Complicated59:20 Tour Dates & Final Thoughts
2026-07-211h 00
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 173: Enlisting at 32? | BS with Brian SimpsonComedian Brian Simpson is back with another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, covering gaming, travel, career advice, current events, and answering listener questions with his signature honesty and humor.00:00 Welcome Back & Vacation Thoughts04:55 Why Brian Is Going All-In on Gaming10:45 The Best New Games to Play Right Now11:30 Should You Chase Your Dream Career?17:15 Military Life & Listener Advice23:05 GTA 6 First Impressions31:20 The Airline Window Seat Lawsuit36:00 Why Airlines Keep Losing Trust40:00 World Cup Drama & Sports Talk44:15 Closing...
2026-07-1445 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp 172: Is that baby HIGH? | BS with Brian SimpsonComedian Brian Simpson returns for another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, diving into current events, gaming, politics, morality, viral news, and some of the wildest listener emails yet.00:00 Welcome Back to BS02:30 The Perjury Debate Continues06:00 Michael Bay's New Military Movie10:45 What Really Makes Someone a Hero?15:20 Reacting to a Shocking UK News Story21:30 Brian's Latest Gaming Recommendations24:40 Politics, Immigration & Public Narratives36:00 A Listener's Unbelievable Relationship Story49:45 UFC at the White House Revisited52:00 Brian Explains Why Everyone...
2026-07-0154 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 171: ROACH Sushi | BS with Brian SimpsonComedian Brian Simpson returns for another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, covering UFC at the White House, conspiracy theories, the JFK files, gaming recommendations, restaurant horror stories, current events, and listener questions.00:00 The Netflix Special Update01:20 UFC at the White House06:50 Politics, Listener Emails & Hot Takes08:00 The Mattress That Changed Brian's Life12:00 Food Standards, Restaurants & Being Particular18:45 The Dirty Restaurant Investigation20:10 Brian's Worst Sushi Experience Ever29:40 Brian's Gaming Recommendations35:15 The Most Interesting Conspiracy Theories49:00 The JFK Files...
2026-06-231h 00
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 170: Two Legged Recliner? | BS with Brian SimpsonComedian Brian Simpson dives into artificial intelligence, rising costs of living, technology, comedy, human behavior, and the future of modern society.00:00 – NBA Finals Chaos02:00 – Why Brian Loves Watching Great Competition05:00 – Cat Problems & Computer Disasters06:20 – Listener Question: Dark Comedy Too Early?08:15 – Finding Your Voice as a Comedian11:30 – Why New Comics Overestimate Their Skills13:00 – Gaming, Auto Chess & Strategy Games14:05 – The Cat Recliner Invention18:20 – A Chair Every Cat Owner Wants23:30 – One of Those Days24:20 – Can You Refuse AI at Work?25:00 – Th...
2026-06-1656 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 168: Ball Maxing? | BS with Brian SimpsonComedian Brian Simpson dives into modern politics, internet culture, psychology experiments, human behavior, and one of the strangest online trends imaginable. In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian reacts to listener emails about political frustration, social media culture, moving to a new city, psychological studies, trauma, confidence, and the growing obsession with “maxxing” trends online. The conversation ranges from the famous Universe 25 mouse experiment and the Milgram obedience study to modern internet echo chambers, self-worth, and why so many people feel disconnected from modern life.00:00 – Intro & Korea Travel Delay00:55 – Listener Pushback on Democrat...
2026-06-0359 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 167: Morals vs Capitalism | BS with Brian SimpsonThis episode of BS with Brian Simpson covers everything from the viral “Universe 25” mouse experiment to internet echo chambers, modern anxiety, tradwife discourse, media panic cycles, and some of the weirdest online trends imaginable.Brian also reacts to listener emails, philosophical thought experiments, Reddit confessions, and discusses why so many people feel disconnected despite living in the most connected era in history. 00:00 – Intro & Tour Updates 00:53 – Listener Email About Modern Comedy & Culture 03:14 – Are We Addicted to Convenience? 04:37 – Why Expertise Doesn’t Matter Anymore 08:14 – Thought Experiment: Would You Want to Know...
2026-05-2042 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 166: Dolphins are Getting High | BS with Brian SimpsonComedian and podcaster Brian Simpson returns with another hilarious and thought-provoking episode of BS with Brian Simpson.This episode dives deep into modern relationships, loneliness, AI culture, social media, comedy, and the strange direction technology is heading. Brian reacts to listener emails, talks about dating dynamics, discusses AI companions and chatbot culture, and shares his honest thoughts on how people are navigating connection in the modern world.0:00 – Ron Taylor Wins Big 2:50 – The Reality of Comedy Culture 3:25 – Relationship Advice From Tokyo 5:45 – Dating, Marriage & Commitment 9:30 – Favorite Kill Tony Moment...
2026-05-1352 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp: 165: Hologram Funerals? | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into real conversations about the comedy grind, personal growth, and navigating relationships in today’s world. From touring experiences and audience dynamics to deeper discussions about beliefs, lifestyle choices, and personal responsibility, this episode blends humor with honest perspective. 0:00 – Welcome Back to BS 1:10 – Life on the Road & Travel Talk 3:00 – What Makes a City Great? 5:00 – Real Talk: Renting, Living & Reality 9:00 – Personal Experiences & Life Lessons 13:00 – Comedy Shows & Audience Moments 17:30 – The Truth About Comedy Success 21:00 – Why Not Everyone G...
2026-05-0648 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 164: Goodbye NATO | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian is back off the road and diving into real-life questions, everyday situations, and honest advice you won’t hear anywhere else.From navigating modern life to breaking down social habits and relationships, this episode covers everything from dating confidence to everyday interactions, plus thoughtful conversations on work, ambition, and personal growth.Brian answers listener questions, shares stories from the road, and gives his unfiltered perspective on situations people deal with every day. If you’re looking for real talk, humor, and practical advice, this episode delivers.
2026-04-2953 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 163: Creepy Teachers | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into real-life advice, relationships, gaming culture, and the truth behind why people ask for advice in the first place.Are people really looking for guidance… or just validation?From deep conversations about relationships and communication to thoughts on the future of gaming and community, this episode blends humor with honest perspective. Brian also shares insights on personal growth, decision-making, and why understanding your own mindset is key to making better choices.00:00 – Welcome Back & Listener Advice 00:45 – The Truth About Asking for Advice...
2026-04-221h 10
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 162: Remember the Alamo (Drafthouse) | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian breaks down one of the most surprising movies of the year and why it completely exceeded expectations. From storytelling and pacing to character development, this film delivered in a way most modern movies don’t.But that leads to a bigger conversation…Are movie theaters losing what made them great?Brian shares real experiences from a recent theater visit and dives into how changes in service, technology, and ownership are affecting the movie-going experience. From customer service shifts to new ordering systems, things aren’t quit...
2026-04-151h 00
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 161: Nice Try NASA | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into a mix of wild listener stories, real-life relationship drama, and thought-provoking conversations about the future.From complicated family dynamics to a bizarre camping experience that raises more questions than answers, this episode blends humor with honest perspective.00:00 – Intro & What’s Going On This Week 01:00 – Reflecting on Pop Culture Moments 02:30 – Listener Story: Family Tension Builds 06:00 – When Boundaries Get Crossed 09:30 – Letting Go of the “Perfect Family” Idea 11:00 – New Story: Camping Trip Setup 13:00 – Things Start Getting Strang...
2026-04-0842 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 160: Quadruple Amputee Killer | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian reacts to some of the most bizarre and confusing real-world stories making the rounds right now.From unbelievable news headlines to questionable decision-making, this episode dives into the kind of stories that make you stop and think, “How is this even possible?”00:00 – Quick Intro & What’s Coming 01:00 – Listener Story: Scams & Wild Situations 03:30 – Should There Be More Accountability? 06:30 – The Story Everyone Is Talking About 10:00 – Breaking Down What Doesn’t Add Up 14:30 – Why Media Leaves Out Key Details 18:30...
2026-04-0141 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 159: $30 Million Heist you've never heard of | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into some of the most fascinating and surprising topics—from viral reality shows to real-world crime stories and the psychology behind risky decisions. This is a hot one.00:00 Intro + Tour Recap & Live Shows 01:30 Why Celebrity Culture Isn’t That Interesting 03:00 The Reality Show That Raises Big Questions 06:30 Why People Take Extreme Risks 10:00 Power, Authority & Real-Life Systems 14:00 Public Figures & Responsibility Discussion 17:00 Listener Email: Life Upgrades & Advice 19:00 Everyday Laws You Didn’t Know About...
2026-03-2551 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 158: SXSW Rant, Jonestown, and Unc Gamers | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into a wide range of topics including comedy culture, festival season in Austin, gaming debates, and real-life listener advice.Brian shares his thoughts on how creative festivals evolve over time, the challenges artists face in entertainment spaces, and why authenticity matters in comedy and creative communities.The episode also features listener emails covering friendship boundaries, relationships, and navigating disagreements with people you care about.Later in the episode, Brian talks about gaming culture, what makes a great video game experience, and why certain...
2026-03-171h 04
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 157: Murdered his friend over french fries | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian Simpson breaks down listener questions, unusual news stories, and everyday life decisions with his signature honest perspective.Brian discusses smart spending habits, why some things are worth investing in, and how small decisions can affect your long-term comfort and quality of life. He also reacts to bizarre headlines, internet rumors, and situations where people made extremely questionable choices.00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates01:10 – Listener Question: Buying Furniture on a Budget04:30 – Why Mattresses Are Worth the Investment08:00 – The Difference Between Frugal and Chea...
2026-03-1042 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 156: Stalking your wife into marriage and nasty co-workers | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian breaks down celebrity headlines, relationship expectations, internet confession culture, and a difficult workplace dilemma — all with his signature honest perspective.00:00 – Welcome Back & What Counts as “Big News” Now02:15 – Celebrity Feuds & Why They Don’t Hit the Same07:00 – Childless vs Childfree: What’s the Difference?11:40 – Why You Can’t Change Someone in a Relationship18:00 – Reddit Confessions & Internet Stories23:30 – Should You Reveal a Secret That Could Change Everything?26:00 – The “Stinky Coworker” Workplace Dilemma31:00 – How to Address Hygiene Issues Professio...
2026-03-0347 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 155: Fake ultrasounds, Epstein rant, & BAFTA | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian Simpson shares honest, thoughtful perspective on Austin’s rapid growth, the evolution of comedy, originality in creative work, and listener questions about real-life situations.Brian discusses how cities change over time, the realities of modern creative careers, and why originality still matters in stand-up comedy. He also responds to listener emails covering relationships, decision-making, and unusual real-world situations—blending humor with grounded perspective.00:00 – Welcome Back & Show Updates01:15 – Listener Question: Austin’s Growth Explained04:30 – Why Cities Change Over Time07:05 – Comedy Originality an...
2026-02-2449 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 153: It's a winter wonderland | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian responds to listener emails and current stories while sharing honest, humorous perspective on everyday frustrations, creativity, games, work ethic, and modern life.Brian discusses everything from how people process stress and irritation, to why creativity takes discipline, to the difference between intentional challenge and unnecessary frustration in games and work. Along the way, he breaks down listener questions, reacts to unusual news stories, and reflects on how people navigate responsibility, ambition, and expectations in today’s world.00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates02:10 – Dealing With E...
2026-02-0347 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 151: Fan got scammed by an escort! | BS with Brian SimpsonBrian dives into thoughtful listener emails covering relationships, personal responsibility, boundaries, anger, trust, and decision-making. With his signature honesty and humor, Brian breaks down why advice should never be treated as instruction — and why listening, context, and accountability matter more than quick answers.00:00 – Welcome Back & Live Show Updates02:05 – The Weight of Giving Advice04:15 – Honesty vs. Expertise07:30 – Why Listening Matters11:45 – Recognizing Fear and Pressure16:20 – Compassion Without Judgment20:45 – Processing Anger the Right Way26:10 – Boundaries, Responsibility, and Choice32:30 – Fans, Critics, and Engagement38:45 – Authentici...
2026-01-201h 08
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 149: Roomate Romance | BS with Brian SimpsonWelcome back to BS with Brian Simpson, where Brian breaks down listener emails, modern culture, and the everyday logic behind why life feels more frustrating than it used to. This week Brian reacts to a wide range of fan emails that spiral into bigger conversations about digital ownership, gaming culture, technology, relationships, parenting, and personal responsibility. From frustrations with modern companies to why people avoid accountability, this episode blends humor with sharp, honest perspective.00:00 – Welcome Back & Modern Life Reality Check01:15 – Digital vs Physical Games Explained04:00 – Why Ownership Doesn’t Feel Real Anymore06...
2026-01-0648 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 148: Reversed Double Standard | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week, Brian breaks down a long-running listener story involving missed timing, emotional attachment, and the hard truth about knowing when to walk away. From unspoken feelings to complicated living situations, Brian offers honest insight on why clarity matters more than comfort.00:00 – Welcome back & tour updates01:40 – Holiday thoughts and gift expectations03:10 – Why waiting to speak up changes everything05:00 – A long-term listener story begins07:45 – When feelings stay unspoken too long10:20 – Living close to someone you want13:10 – Emotional confusion vs real connection16:40 – Why some people choose ch...
2025-12-301h 03
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 147: Mandatory DNA Testing at Birth? | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this episode, Brian reacts to intense fan emails, ranging from chaotic relationship sagas to deeper conversations about power, mental health of veterans, risk-taking, ambition, and what happens when people reach the top and still feel empty.00:00 – Welcome back & upcoming shows01:10 – Why fan emails keep getting wilder03:45 – Corporate trust and why consumers feel trapped06:30 – When search, ads, and profit collide09:10 – Why big companies stop caring12:00 – A massive listener update begins15:20 – Trauma, survival, and being unheard19:40 – How systems fail people in crisis23:10 – Power...
2025-12-231h 05
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 146: We buying a cybertruck? | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this episode of BS With Brian Simpson, Brian reads one of the longest, wildest, most chaotic listener emails ever sent to the show — a full saga of breakups, new relationships, jealousy, trust issues, mistakes, secrets, and self-reflection gone sideways.00:00 The Wildest Email Episode Begins01:57 “I Want a Cybertruck… Will People Judge Me?”06:10 A Massive Follow-Up Email From Episode 12407:49 The Chaotic Upstairs/Downstairs Living Situation10:14 New Girlfriend, Old Problems14:02 Where Everything Started Falling Apart15:28 The Phone Check That Exposed Everything16:33 Old Messages, Secrets...
2025-12-1644 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 145: Harassed By Government | BS with Brian SimpsonFrom career struggles and health challenges to relationship drama, gaming culture, internet trends, and big-picture questions about AI — Brian breaks it all down with his signature mix of honesty, humor, and sharp insight.❗️ Chapters00:00 Brian Returns — The Email Episode Begins00:37 A Listener’s Life Falls Apart After a Health Diagnosis05:01 “Has This Held Me Back?” — A Brutally Honest Question07:40 When People Speak With Zero Facts10:58 The Wildest News Story Brian Has Ever Read15:12 A Disturbing Case That Shakes Brian20:14 The AI Breakdown Nobody Is Talkin...
2025-12-0950 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 144: Affair with a Married Woman - Full Story | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week Brian reads the final chapter of one of the craziest listener sagas ever submitted — a multi-episode relationship roller coaster involving secrecy, confusion, emotional chaos, and a shocking twist ending.❗️ Chapters00:00 – Welcome back & show updates00:24 – A different kind of episode begins01:00 – The return of a three-part listener saga02:10 – The original email recap03:30 – How it all started: a relationship gone sideways05:12 – The emotional trap explained06:40 – Why walking away is harder than it sounds08:20 – The moment everything unravels09:55 – A reality check in the car...
2025-12-0230 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 143: Wild Fan Emails, Conspiracy Theories & Real-Life Chaos | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week Brian dives into wild inbox confessions, surprising conspiracy thinking, real-talk about relationships, and the comedy behind the confusion of modern life.❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Weekend Recap & Tour Dates01:30 – What Brian Is Playing Right Now04:00 – The Game That Keeps Pulling Him Back In06:10 – Why Certain Games Have Everyone Hooked08:00 – Brian Talks About Conspiracy Mindsets10:45 – The Hidden Danger of “Harmless” Conspiracy Theories13:20 – What’s REALLY Going on With Certain Businesses15:40 – Why Private Equity Is Quietly Changing Everything18:30 – Housing, Costs, and the Austin Problem20...
2025-11-251h 10
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 142: Dating Apps and Email Updates | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this episode, Brian reacts to a series of unbelievable relationship emails, breaks down dating dynamics, talks about traveling for shows, food recommendations, and gives grounded life insights you won’t hear anywhere else.If you enjoy episodes that mix real stories, authentic advice, and Brian’s signature take on life, hit that Subscribe button — it truly helps the show grow.00:00 – Welcome Back & On the Road Again 00:50 – Listener Email: “Maybe He’s Going Through Something” 03:00 – Relationship Challenges & Emotional Breaking Points 05:20 – Co-Parenting, Stability, and Real-Life Struggles 07:50 – A Mother’s Perspective...
2025-11-1836 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 140: You no pay? I no work! | BS with Brian SimpsonWelcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — this week Brian answers listener emails, talks real life, and roast-level breaks down the chaos of travel, relationships, and parenting…❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Show is back + tour dates02:00 – How to send emails to the show03:30 – Atlanta airport: the chaos hub08:30 – Why travel problems stack up in one city12:30 – Military story about not getting paid18:30 – Standing up for yourself at work24:00 – Listener email: relationships & rules30:30 – Being honest vs keeping the peace35:00 – Listener email: parenting and boundaries40:00...
2025-11-041h 05
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 139: GTA 6 Will Cost HOW MUCH?! | BS with Brian SimpsonWelcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — where comedy, real talk, and a little chaos collide.In this episode, Brian dives deep into the Nintendo Switch 2 hype, predicts GTA 6’s wild pricing strategy, breaks down why Battlefield 6 and Madden aren’t what they used to be, and shares hilarious stories from life on the road.From gaming culture to travel fails (yes, the Atlanta airport strikes again), Brian brings his signature mix of wit, honesty, and storytelling that keeps fans coming back every week.🎮 Highlights:– Why the new Nintendo Switch 2 is...
2025-10-2146 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 138: AI, Jobs, Bus Drivers & The Future of America | BS with Brian SimpsonIf you enjoy this episode, hit Like, Comment & Subscribe to support the show and keep it growing!📧 Email Brian!!!👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – we might play yours on the show.👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian📖 DescriptionThis week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian digs into real-world problems and big-picture ideas:⏱️ Chapters0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates1:10 – Factory Life & Bad Management Email3:00 – Job Security & Automation Talk6:00 – Always Be Job Hunting...
2025-10-2140 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 133: AI Chatbot Chaos | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into the wild world of AI chatbots, tech lawsuits, and society’s obsession with smartphones. From shocking headlines about AI gone wrong to Japan’s proposed screen-time limits, Brian delivers his signature mix of comedy, cynicism, and sharp perspective.Plus: the Fermi Paradox, Mars colonization, and why humans are experts at messing things up. Stick around for emails, relationship advice, and plenty of laughs.0:28 – AI Chatbot Headlines3:28 – Lawsuits Against AI Companies8:20 – Relationships with Chatbots?12:26 – Technology vs. Humanity15:06 – Th...
2025-10-2148 min
BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 132: We Are Back | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week, Brian dives into a backlog of articles and emails from listeners, discussing how to navigate the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends,” an incident at a System of a Down concert, and Bill Belichick’s much younger girlfriend.02:15 – Brian on surviving the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends”08:40 – How to tell if someone’s actually funny vs. just networking15:22 – Listener question: “Should I even bother making comedy friends?”23:57 – System of a Down concert gets real weird32:10 – Bill Belichick and his suspiciously young girlfriend44:18 – Why people keep throwing toys at...
2025-10-2136 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 130: Back On My BS | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastBrian Simpson is back and tackling all your emails. Diving into topics revolved around comedy, which deity he would choose to be, as well as his opinions on gaming while on the road - as well as other topics!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your...
2025-03-0142 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 121: Cat Got Your Tongue? | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week, Brian’s cat makes a guest appearance. Brian also talks about his new gaming obsession, and much more—all while answering your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "musi...
2024-10-1932 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 110: How To Spot A Scammer | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses Biden dropping out, scam artists, and how to cherish real love.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on...
2024-07-2644 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 109: Vote Of Confidence | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses Trump getting shot, an email that he can't stop thinking about, as well as so much more.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the...
2024-07-1937 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 108: Fate Or Fascism? | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses people's obsession to worship celebrities and certain religious figures, new updates and thoughts on the YSL trial, as well as bringing in a very special guest.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it...
2024-07-1240 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 107: Both Parties Are F*cked | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses the presidential debate, gets an update from a fan in regards to a tricky situation, as well as so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson...
2024-07-0549 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 106: People. It's What's For Dinner. | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses a cannibalism BBQ, gives advice for stand up comedians and if you should pursue a workplace relationship, as well as so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with...
2024-06-2849 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 105: Fast Food Sellouts | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses McDonald's use of AI, the wage increase at Waffle House, his political opinions, and so much more while also answering some of your emails. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to...
2024-06-211h 09BS with Brian SimpsonEp.104: Celebrity Deathmatch | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses the trials of Trump and Young Thug, the lawsuit on Cold Stone Creamery, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson...
2024-06-1457 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp.103: Apple Is Brainwashing You | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses his take on iphone vs galaxy phones, Trump's conviction, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music...
2024-06-0731 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp.102: Hecklers, Gators, Bears, OH MY! | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses hecklers, fatal alligator attacks, the man or bear debate, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music...
2024-05-3152 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp.101: Are We Doomed? | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses doomsday prepping, Diddy, online trolls, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject...
2024-05-2452 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp.100: Beef Wrap / Revenge vs Success | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses the rap beef between Drake & Kendrick, gives advice on life and career choices, his take on seeking revenge, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian...
2024-05-0348 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 99: Crash The Homeless Crisis | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses the housing market issues, homelessness, relationship advice, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in...
2024-04-2634 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 98: America & The Price Of Freedom | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses the Supreme Court decision, Olympics and their choice of outfits, how TikTok is crooked, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to...
2024-04-1957 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 97: Eclipse WNBA & Game Of Thrones? | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses Caitlin Clark and the WNBA, the solar eclipse, video games, game of thrones, and so much more while also answering some of your emails.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson...
2024-04-121h 00BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 96: Flights, Money, & Power | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses Southwest Airlines seat accommodations, the rich and powerful, video games, acting advice, and so much more while also answering some of your comments and questions.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to...
2024-04-0529 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 95: Diddy & Wal-Mart Checks Out | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week Brian discusses his new Netflix special, Sean "Diddy" Combs, Wal Mart charging to use their self checkout, and so much more while also answering some of your comments and questions.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson...
2024-03-2950 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 94: After-School Satan Club | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastThis week starts on a particularly *philosophical* beat as Brian discusses Peter Singer and drowning children, the consternation he feels conversing with hyperloquacious individuals, and the battle between intellect and popularity. Plus, an after-school club designed to trigger republicans and the Advice Champ helps a listener with a career change.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show...
2024-01-051h 08BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 93: Presents of Christmas Past | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast***Sponsor***FACTOR MEALSSupport the show and get Factor for 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 by using code BS50***Happy holidays to all you Beaverpusses out there! This week Brian's talking about holiday gift-giving, why he doesn't hang out with magicians or accordion players, a Tolkien sequel that must be destroyed, and reparations for Haiti.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedian
2023-12-291h 32BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 92: The ADHD Struggle Is REAL | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastWe got an easygoing episode for you this week--no emails or articles, just Brian's perspective on the ADHD struggle, why he's not an "audiophile," and the frustrations of working in Hollywood.VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send...
2023-12-2257 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 89: Gang Gang Gang | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast*** Sponsors ***SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS athttps://www.sheathunderwear.comDRAFTKINGSSupport the show & download the DraftKings Sportsbook app anduse code BS. New customers can bet just 5 bucks on the NFL action& score 150 instantly in bonus bets.***This week we're talmbout:00:00 cold open00:20 intro01:30 no elephants?01:43 human ancestors nearly went extinct06:37 TikTok has...
2023-11-2450 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 87: Not Guilty Dot Com | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast*** Sponsors ***SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.comMANSCAPEDSupport the show and get 20% off and free shipping athttps://www.manscaped.com and use code BS20***This week is all about BAD audio and GOOD content, y'all. On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:00:00 cold open00:42 intro02:14 family sues Panera Bread22:00 Sheath ad23:12 Hamas follow-up30:32 Manscaped ad
2023-11-1047 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 86: Factitious Disorder | BS with Brian Simpson PodcastOn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:00:00 Cold Open00:16 Brian headphone reviews10:50 new vehicle17:50 email (dogs)23:21 wrecked vagina25:57 ADHD31:56 Hasan Minahj part 239:45 pregnancy fraudVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian @BScomedianFind Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.comEmail the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.comIf you'd...
2023-11-0346 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 85: Smooth Criminal | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast***SPONSORS***DRAFTKINGS: New customers can score $200 instantly in bonus bets for throwing down just $5 on the NBA. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code BSSHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com***On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:00:00 cold open00:33 intro and a great comment11:19 Sheath ad12:21 delivery driver acquitted28:19 “I grew up in both eras”33:02 Dave Chapelle causes walkouts34:09 hockey puck...
2023-10-2757 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 84: Whipping Boys | BS with Brian SimpsonOn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:0:00 cold open0:24 whipping boys2:20 Israel vs. Hamas13:08 belated introductions14:48 Microsoft acquisition23:48 23 and me data leak29:02 email: mixed family paternity32:42 email: sexually incompatible39:28 email: Hannibal hotness42:03 email: writing jokes for friends48:31 model embryos55:51 going to marsVOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show.Follow Brian...
2023-10-201h 00BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 83: This Ain't World War III | BS with Brian SimpsonSPONSORED BY SHEATH:Support the show and get 20% off your first order with code "BS" at https://www.sheathunderwear.com*****On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:0:00 Intro1:57 World War 3?15:12 Nepo Babies as Diplomats16:00 The Fall of Civilizations18:45 Sheath Ad20:06 Bastards!23:20 Dating advice (women ghosting)31:00 tr@nsmaxxing and red pills33:40 N@zis in Canada36:30 Odyssey review41:40 Career choices and making more money50:30 Man arrested for murder of...
2023-10-121h 10BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 82: Who's Your Daddy? | BS with Brian Simpson***SPONSORS***FACTOR:Get 50% off of Factor and support the show at https://www.factormeals.com BS50 and use code BS50*****Brian is sick as sh*t but f*ck it we ball.On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:0:00 Cold Open0:38 Skankfest2:30 Vegas sucks4:15 Mandatory Paternity Tests19:11 Factor Ad20:15 Should you reveal paternity?26:30 what do you get out of marriage?30:15 Friends with benefits35:26 Reparations40:00 dead dolphins
2023-10-0548 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 81: Red Flags | BS with Brian Simpson***SPONSORS***SHEATH:Support the show and get 20% off your first order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.comDOORDASH:Support the show and get 50% off your first DoorDash order up to a $20 value. Just download the DoorDash app and use code BS*****Brian's between studios this week, so we're bringing you a (mostly) audio-only episode!On this week's episode:- Listener email: Army man in Japan, escaping the rat race, and taking a second look at Umar Johnson
2023-09-291h 12BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 80: Ultracrepidarian | BS with Brian SimpsonSPONSORED BY FACTOR:Support the show and get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 with code BS50*****On this week's episode:- Russell Brand gets got- Hasan Minhaj's "emotional truths"- Never call the cops- Brian doesn't like FPS video gamesGo to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get access to EXCLUSIVE content every week!VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll...
2023-09-2156 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 79: "A slow creep towards TYRANNY" | BS with Brian SimpsonSPONSORS:SHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.comDRAFTKINGS: Support the podcast & download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. New customers can bet just $5 & take home $200 instantly in bonus bets. Use code BS to sign up.*****On this week's episode:- Earthquake in Morocco- Collapse of the Bronze Age- Apocalyptic fiction- Hypocrisy in the age of CØV!D- Listener emails- Brian's not a...
2023-09-141h 05BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 78: "I'm Not Obsessed" | BS with Brian SimpsonSPONSORS:FACTOR: Support the show and get 50% off Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 by using code BS50DRAFTKINGS: New customers can get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just 5 bucks on any NFL game. Download theDraftKings app and use code BS. Terms and restrictions apply.*****On this week's episode:- Responding to voicemails about bench trials and inappropriate work jokes- Burning Man Exodus- East Jesus at Slab City- Should you join the...
2023-09-0755 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 77: "High Tide" | BS with Brian SimpsonSPONSORS:SHEATH UNDERWEAR: Support the show and get 20% off your first order with code "BS" at https://www.sheathunderwear.comDRAFTKINGS: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code "BS." New customers can bet $5 on college football and score $200 in bonus bets. Terms and restrictions apply.*****On this week's episode:00:00 Intro01:17 Housekeeping02:07 Netflix Special03:34 The Process of Creating a Stand-Up Comedy Hour04:44 Tony aka Mr. New Zealand08:31 Empathy for Crack-Addicted Former Hotties09:54 Negatively Received Short...
2023-08-3158 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 76: "Time is LIFE" | BS with Brian SimpsonOn this week's episode:- Immortals of Aveum- Unskippable Cutscenes- Time Is Life- Starfield is incoming- Timeblindness- Late people bother Brian- A story about being late in the military- More SAG/WGA strike updates- “Nobody wants to work anymore”- F.I.R.E.- The REAL hustle culture- The Enhanced Games- BALCO documentary- "JESUS IS A PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUG" (PATREON EXCL...
2023-08-241h 06BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 75: "Population Overshoot" | BS with Brian SimpsonThis episode is sponsored by SHEATH:Support the podcast and support your balls. Head to https://www.sheathunderwear.com and use code "BS" for 20% off your first order!On this week's episode:- We DON’T talk about the newest Trump indictment- It’s Brian’s birthday!- Samsung Galaxy Tab Ultra S9 Review - Shooting Brian’s special- Getting tickets to the Comedy Mothership- Austin is SMASHING heat records- Smash-n-grabs in L.A.- The “G...
2023-08-171h 03BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 74: "Bama Boat Brawl BEATDOWN" | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week Brian weighs in on- The dockside brawl in Montgomery, Alabama- More alien whistleblower information- Living in 'MURICA- The Marine Corps Crucible (Patreon exclusive)BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!On this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE:- Brian answer's Gunny's email about "The Crucible"Hit up the Patreon for a...
2023-08-1153 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 73: "Non-Human Biologics" | BS with Brian SimpsonThis episode is sponsored by SHEATH:Support the show and get 20% off plus free shipping with the code "BS" at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com***Josh is in the middle of a studio move, so the audio is a little rough this week--but we got plenty to talk about, including:- Brian is back from Just For Laughs- Why Brian always misses America- Everybody wanna spy on you- Coral reef bleaching- Congressional hearing on aliens- Conspiratorial...
2023-08-041h 03BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 72: "CLOUT DEMONS" | BS with Brian SimpsonOn this week's episode:- Brian reviews his new Samsung Neo OLED ultrawide gaming monitor- A janitor destroys $1M and decades of research- Skimpflation- Grumpy locals sabotage autotaxis- 87% of "classic" video games are missing- NPCs take TikTok by storm- A voicemail from Not-Tony from NZBS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!
2023-07-281h 02BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 71: "Hollywood's Big Lie" | BS with Brian SimpsonSupport the show & get 50% off delicious Factor meals athttps://factormeals.com/BS50 and use code BS50On this week's episode:- What makes a hack- Bombing vs Killing on stage- Hollywood strike- Viewer mailBS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!On this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE:- Brian goes...
2023-07-201h 17BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 70: "The DEVIL is always DIGITAL" | BS with Brian SimpsonBS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!On this week's episode:- A.I. p*rn- what can the government stop you from doing in your own home?- the writers strike- avatars in World of Warcraft- video game reviewsOn this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE:- death by jet engine...
2023-07-131h 03BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 69: "The Unexamined Life" | BS with Brian Simpson***SPONSOR***SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% off and free shipping athttps://www.SheathUnderwear.com, promo code BS.***BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week!On this week's episode:S*** goes down at a carry-outFDA-approved d*** enlargement?Limb-lengthening surgeriesMasc and femme attractivenessListener mailPC vs. Console
2023-07-061h 22BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 68: Black Belt-Level Stupidity | BS with Brian SimpsonBS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON!Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going!On this week's episode:00:00 - Intro01:50 - babies and hygiene03:08 - gaming10:05 - Rogan controversy (RFK vs. Hotez)21:26 - online debate culture31:56 - Titan submersible48:17 - tech junk01:07:51 - listener mailIf you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the...
2023-06-301h 14BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 66: "GANZFLICKER?!" | BS with Brian Simpson*Sponsor *Diet SmokeVisit DietSmoke.com/Free and use code Free4 for a free sample oruse code BS for 15% off your entire Diet Smoke order.***On this week's episode:Cornel West announces his run for president on a platform of "truth and justice"Someone hits level 100 in Diablo IV hardcore mode in about three daysBrian hates unskippable cutscenesFlickering lights trigger hallucinatory tripsApple unveils a $3500 AR headset called the VisionHow much gaming is...
2023-06-151h 15BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 65: "Diablo IV Pay Pig Confirmed" | BS with Brian SimpsonBS is back after a week for the birth of Rob's child! The rumors that Brian was too busy playing Diablo were incorrect. Mostly.*Sponsor *DisplateSupport the show by going to https://www.displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 to get up to 34% off***On this week's episode:Diablo 4, bay-beeeePeter Singer thinks we're all evilDianne Feinstein and elder abuseThe Universe is trying to kill us!Bobby Kotick would murder you with a smile
2023-06-091h 40BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 64: "I might be Republican now!" ft. Chef Phil | BS with Brian SimpsonBrian welcomes multi-Michelin Star chef Phillip Frankland Lee (@PhillipFranklandLee) onto the show to talk about- Voicemails- Salt vs. MSG- The restaurant world- Abolitionist senators- Child labor lawsMusic: Navaez, "Frabjous Day"If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency.***We have a...
2023-05-261h 33BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 63: "Zombie-less Apocalypse" ft. Trenton Davis | BS with Brian SimpsonBrian welcomes comedian Trenton Davis (@TrentonComedy) to the show to talk about- Filming a comedy special during a zombie-less apocalypse- Why momentum is important in entertainment- The Advice Champ answers your questions about turning your passion into profit- Paralysis by analysis- Patrice on O&A- HBCUs vs. PWIs ft. Trenton Davis- Black mold- Robot slavesMusic: Griff Parker, "Orange Banana"If you'd like your track featured...
2023-05-191h 30BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 62: "The Hierarchy is established through VIOLENCE" | BS with Brian Simpson*Sponsor *SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% off & free shipping athttps://www.SheathUnderwear.com with the code BS***This week on BS with Brian Simpson:Secret Labs has a broken websiteAge of WondersThe Peter principleCockney rhyming slangHow words change their meaning Tony from NZ!Blue September / Blue JuneThe difference between masculine and feminine relationshipsThe Advice Champ rides againWGA goes on strike
2023-05-121h 29BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 60: The Celebration of Ignorance | BS with Brian Simpson*Sponsor*Support the show and get 20% off and Free Shipping athttps://www.SheathUnderwear.com with the code BS***Episode Topics:Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson cannedHumans are stuck in an abusive relationship with themselvesWe can't evolve as quickly as our techBrian is a "work-from-home cynic"Brian responds to an email about god and religionVoicemail from Tony from NZMusic: Griff Parker, "Orange Banana"If you'd like your...
2023-04-281h 01BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 58: Wolves Don't Need Rizz, featuring Thai Rivera | BS with Brian Simpson*Sponsor*Support the show and get 20% off and Free Shipping with the codeBS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com***In this episode, Brian welcomes Thai Rivera (@officialthairivera) the studio to discuss the Louisville shooter, why people get meaner online, Michael Irvin's lawsuit, gay dating apps, and the lady-man behind Clearview AI.Articles:- https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/10/us/connor-sturgeon-louisville-bank-mass-shooting/index.html- https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkadgm/man-dies-by-suicide-after-talking-with-ai-chatbot-widow-saysSpecial Bonus Feature: Rob is in-studio and extremely jet lagged
2023-04-141h 38BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 56: Masseuserie and Other Forms of Black Magic | BS with Brian Simpson*SPONSOR*SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the codeBS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com***Brian and Rob are sick as hell this week, but we've got a new episode made with love! Featuring Brian's review of the Diablo 4 beta, Advice Champ answers to mailbag questions, and a voicemail from Tony from New Zealand.Music: Griff Parker, "Wet Envelope"If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music...
2023-03-3058 minBS with Brian SimpsonEp. 54: AI-Generated Heartbreak | BS with Brian Simpson*SPONSOR*SHEATHSupport the show and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the codeBS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com***Topics this week:Brian and Rob give their book recs- Murderbot Diaries- AWE- Clinton Bush and CIA Conspiracies: From The Boys on the Tracks to Jeffrey Epstein- Redwall- Edible Economics- Berserk- Jujutsu Kaisen- Lazarus- Old Man’s War...
2023-03-171h 08BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 52: Picking Sides in the Robot Wars | BS with Brian SimpsonIn this week's episode, it's apologies all around as Rob apologizes for mangling "Cuyahoga," a fan apologizes for lambasting the show, and Brian apologizes (preemptively) to the robots who plan to kill us all.Thank you again to Griff Parker for this week's music track, "Fudge Rounds"!If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line.And a special thanks to Josh Cabaza and Comedy Frequency.***We have a VOICEMAIL...
2023-03-021h 07BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 42: Brian Joins the Dark Side | BS with Brian SimpsonThis week on BS with Brian Simpson:4k vs 8kStandup adviceSteel Beans“Google rivals join forces in online maps”https://www.deccanherald.com/business/technology/google-rivals-join-forces-in-online-maps-1172260.html“Google to pay $391.5 million in location tracking settlement with 40 states”https://techcrunch.com/2022/11/14/google-pay-391-5-million-location-tracking-settlement/Elon has lost BrianHow did Alexander the Great die?Badass Genghis Khan quotes***Follow Brian @BScomedianFollow Rob @NerdyPaperGamesFind Brian's tour dat...
2022-12-231h 01BS with Brian SimpsonEp. 41 "Apologies to Iowa" | BS with Brian Simpson | comedy podcastThis week on BS with Brian Simpson:Apologies to IowaComplaining about the Atlanta airportWatching movies by yourselfThe last time we talk about Marvel SnapPath of Exile is perfectThe FTC wants to stop Microsoft from buying ActivisionBrian solves a smelly mysteryNew York ratsDowntown Raleighhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2022/11/12/artificial-intelligence-grief/The Fermi ParadoxNuclear Close CallsThe Dark Forest HypothesisMapping the radio sphere
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