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GabFestGabFestSocially (un)AcceptableSome things have become socially acceptable that really shouldn't be. This week, Gabbers weigh in on things that have become totally normal, but really are pretty weird. Plus, you'll hear about Alyson's harrowing lake rescue during the "Someday you'll laugh about this" moment.2025-07-1655 minGabFestGabFestSocially (un)AcceptableSome things have become socially acceptable that really shouldn't be. This week, Gabbers weigh in on things that have become totally normal, but really are pretty weird. Plus, you'll hear about Alyson's harrowing lake rescue during the "Someday you'll laugh about this" moment.2025-07-1656 minGabFestGabFestNo Regrets (well, some)We all want to live life with no regrets. But it's just not possible. No matter what, we all have those moments that keep us up at night. This week, Gabbers sent in their regrets and we get to hear all about Alyson's misadventures in Disneyland. (more details from the trip in the bloopers)2025-06-2655 minGabFestGabFestNo Regrets (Well, some)We all want to live life with no regrets. But it's just not possible. No matter what, we all have those moments that keep us up at night. This week, Gabbers sent in their regrets and we get to hear all about Alyson's misadventures in Disneyland. (more details from the trip in the bloopers)2025-06-0454 minGabFestGabFestIf You Got a Problem, Yo, We'll Solve itThis week, Gabbers sent in annonymous questions and the Gab Gals do their best to give advice, Dear Abby style.  In fact, they even take wack at a few Dear Abby questions just to test their chops.  But first, you'll hear all about Britt's escapades in her gym's sauna.  2025-03-2647 minGabFestGabFestIf You Got a Problem, Yo, We'll Solve itThis week, Gabbers sent in annonymous questions and the Gab Gals do their best to give advice, Dear Abby style.  In fact, they even take wack at a few Dear Abby questions just to test their chops.  But first, you'll hear all about Britt's escapades in her gym's sauna.  2025-03-2647 minGabFestGabFestLostWelcome to season 5, Gabbers!  The Gab Gals are kicking off the year with stories about being lost.  Some people have been left behind, others have wandered off, and some are just directionally challenged.  The best thing is to remain calm. Unfortunatley, Britt and Alyson treat most scenarios like the beginning of a Dateline episode. 2025-01-1552 minGabFestGabFestLostWelcome to season 5, Gabbers!  The Gab Gals are kicking off the year with stories about being lost.  Some people have been left behind, others have wandered off, and some are just directionally challenged.  The best thing is to remain calm. Unfortunatley, Britt and Alyson treat most scenarios like the beginning of a Dateline episode. 2025-01-1553 minGabFestGabFestBad gifts and Bad BehaviorThis week we mashup a couple of our favorite holiday episode topics: Bad gifts and wacky holiday stories.  The Gab Gals try and get inside the heads of people who blatantly give offensive gifts on purpose, but there's just no understanding it.  And whenever there's a holiday get together, shenanigans ensue.  Those are ALWAYS entertaining!2024-12-1849 minGabFestGabFestHot or Not: Christmas EditionRemember the old website "Hot or Not." Well even if you don't, we're sure you'll catch on pretty quickly.  This week the Gab Gals weigh-in on what listeners think is HOT during the holiday season and what's NOT.  2024-12-1152 minGabFestGabFestThe HolidayWe couldn't think of a better way to kick off our "Holiday Movie Bingo" than a break down of the ultimate Christmas rom-com, The Holiday.  Even if you've never seen the movie (gasp!) or maybe it's been a while, you'll still be fully entertained as the Gab Gals talk chemistry, plot holes, and the scene that gave both Gals chills just talking about it.  Plus, Alyson has some solid scenarios about what happens after the movie ends. 2024-12-0454 minGabFestGabFestThe HolidayWe couldn't think of a better way to kick off our "Holiday Movie Bingo" than a break down of the ultimate Christmas rom-com, The Holiday.  Even if you've never seen the movie (gasp!) or maybe it's been a while, you'll still be fully entertained as the Gab Gals talk chemistry, plot holes, and the scene that gave both Gals chills just talking about it.  Plus, Alyson has some solid scenarios about what happens after the movie ends. 2024-12-0454 minGabFestGabFestHappy Thanksgiving BackWell the jets were flying high during recording and the Gab Gals were overly excited (bumping the mics a lot.)  But since it's a holiday, the Gals are hopping Gabbers give them a pass as they dish out Thanksgiving stories of weird food and even weirder relatives. Happy Thanksgiving! We hope you eat a lot and get a lot of good stories!2024-11-2746 minGabFestGabFestWrongly AccusedHave you ever been blamed for something you didn't do?  Those accusations can stick with you! But now it's time to hear Gabbers' side of the story.  Or maybe you let someone take the blame for you. When the pressure is on, it's hard not to.  But now it's time to set the record straight and get it all out in the open. 2024-11-2045 minGabFestGabFestLyrically SpeakingThere are some song lyrics that just make you say, "what?!"  They're not necessarily innappropriate, they just don't make sense.  But as long as there's a catchy beat, apparently it doesn't matter.  This week, the Gab Gals break down song lyrics.  They get to the bottom of some of them, others they speculate, and the rest....still don't make sense. 2024-11-1344 minGabFestGabFestState Of EmergencyBuckle up because we're talking Emergency Room stories!  There's never a dull moment in the E.R. and these Gabber stories did not dissappoint.  We know a lot of you listen with your kids in the car and there may be a couple of submissions that could be a little much for them.  We use pretty mild language and don't get into the nitty gritty, but we want to give that disclaimer.  2024-11-0657 minGabFestGabFestOpening the Vault for HalloweenWe're opening up the vault to bring you a Halloween episode from Season 1 that usually isn't available on your podcast feed!  (the audio will not be as good as usual)The Gab Gals talk Halloween costumes and share listener submissions about haunted houses. And, of course, we'll get taken on a tangent or two.  2024-10-3051 minGabFestGabFestMy Haunted HometownIt's spooky season and this week the Gab Gals are talking all things scary in a supersized episode!  First, they'll kick things off with listener submitted weird phobias.  Then you'll hear haunted tales from listeners' hometowns.  Now, don't worry too much, most stories are pretty mild but littles could maybe get a little scared.2024-10-231h 09GabFestGabFestDigging Into The Costume ClosetWhat's your most embarassing Halloween Costume?  The Gab Gals head down memory lane to relive listeners' submitted costume funnies and failures.  And, of course, Britt and Alyson have plenty of their own costume fails to share along the way. 2024-10-1654 minGabFestGabFestDigging Into The Costume ClosetWhat's your most embarassing Halloween Costume?  The Gab Gals head down memory lane to relive listeners' submitted costume funnies and failures.  And, of course, Britt and Alyson have plenty of their own costume fails to share along the way. 2024-10-1654 minGabFestGabFestWho's The Boss?It's part 2 of our workplace series!  We heard all about your wacky co-workers last week, so now it's time to roast some bosses.  And boy, do some of them NEED to be roasted. Sometimes it's hard to know where to draw the line when it comes to authority figures, but one thing's for sure, when they ask you to test a mattress with them....don't do it!2024-10-0950 minGabFestGabFestCo-WorkingYou work side by side with people you would otherwise never speak to, and it gets weird! Maybe you end up forced to kiss one to get out of the walk-in freezer, or maybe you see one modeling lingerie at her bachelorette party.  But we love all the drama, personalities, and stories they bring with them.  2024-10-0253 minGabFestGabFestMiddle School LoveOh the drama!  There's nothing quite like middle school love and Gabbers have written in with some doosies.  This week, listen for stories of fickle frenemies, bewildering breakups, and hallway hookups.   It's all a part of the fast paced, cut throat world of middle school love. 2024-09-2550 minGabFestGabFestTeacher's PetWe all love teachers, they make the world go 'round.  This week you'll hear the good, the bad and the funny stories all about taeachers.  Some of them take a dark turn and the Gab Gals take on the challenge to make them funny, however awkward they get.  2024-09-1849 minGabFestGabFestEmbarrassing ParentsThe Gab Gals are back!  This week we talk about the most embarassing things that Gabbers' parents have done and how Gabbers embarrass THEIR kids.  Plus, we get details on some of the crazy post-op things Alyson went through. 2024-09-1159 minGabFestGabFestEmbarrassing ParentsThe Gab Gals are back!  This week we talk about the most embarassing things that Gabbers' parents have done and how Gabbers embarrass THEIR kids.  Plus, we get details on some of the crazy post-op things Alyson went through. 2024-09-1159 minGabFestGabFestSleep Away CampThere's something special about sleep-away camps.  You act completely different than you would if you were with your family.  Then add in all the variables of being in the great outdoors.  It's a recipe for some great stories.  So grab your merit badges, pull up a camp chair, and listen as the Gab Gals retell all of your escapades at camp.  2024-07-3157 minGabFestGabFestSumma, Summa, Summa TimeFirst, we get a re-cap of Alyson's trip to Vegas.  Then The Gab Gals dive into your 4th of July stories.  Spoiler Alert:  Everyone is bad at fireworks.  And finally, Britt and Alyson weigh in on their summertime poll results. 2024-07-1745 minGabFestGabFestSumma, Summa, Summa TimeFirst, we get a re-cap of Alyson's trip to Vegas.  Then The Gab Gals dive into your 4th of July stories.  Spoiler Alert:  Everyone is bad at fireworks.  And finally, Britt and Alyson weigh in on their summertime poll results. 2024-07-1745 minGabFestGabFestThe Gab Fest Spelling BeeMost of us don't consider ourselves good spellers. Words are hard! Especially now that technology has enabled us.  But what happens when we're so far off that autocorrect can't even save us?  This week's episode may not help you spell better, but it will make you feel better about your own spelling mental blocks.  And even if you don't learn to spell, you will learn to never trust a big butt and smile. 2024-07-1040 minGabFestGabFestPeople Pleasers AnonymousIf you've ever gotten gotten into a pickle because you're a people pleaser, this episode is for you!  What the heck is wrong with all of us?  We just can't say no, so we end up in WILD situations.  Or we're so worried we'll hurt people's feelings that we end up suffering the most.  Listen for stories of times when Gabbers (and of course, the Gab Gals) people-pleased their way into a whole lot of trouble.  2024-06-2651 minGabFestGabFestMy Toxic TraitListen, we all have them.  Those little quirks that we know are annoying and cause ourselves (and/or the people around us) some trouble.  But for some reason they're part of our personality and not going anywhere anytime soon.  This week the Gab Gals admit theirs and read listener submissions about everyone's toxic traits. 2024-06-1950 minGabFestGabFestSecrets, Secrets Are No FunGot a secret.  Can you keep it?  Well, actually most of us can't.  It's too burdonsome to have a juicy secret weighing on us.  Or maybe we just blurt things out totally on accident.  In this week's episode,  the Gab Gals talk about times they've been burned and chime in on Gabbers' secret-slipping confessions.   2024-06-1243 minGabFestGabFestIt's a Nice Day For a White WeddingIt's wedding season!  So it's only appropriate that we dedicate an entire episode to the subject.  But as it turns out, some crazy stuff goes down at these events.  Sometimes it's the little things that start the day off on the wrong foot.  Other times, there are problems of epic proportion!2024-06-0555 minGabFestGabFestGab TVThe TV shows and movies that we used to watch were wild!  Some of them were problematic, others were just plain cringe.  This rings especially true if you were raised during the wild west of reality TV.  This week, listen for a trip down TV memory lane. It may unlock some core memories (or trauma).2024-05-2248 minGabFestGabFestDown The Rabbit HoleDisclaimer:  There are a few mature themes on this week's episode. If you've ever spent hours deep-diving something completely random online, this episode is for you.  We're all so curious we and want to get to the bottom of whatever thought crosses our minds in the middle of the night.  And since we have all the information we could ever want in the palm of our hands, we end up in some interesting places.  This week, Gabbers sent in the weirdest rabbit holes they've found themselves down.  2024-05-1543 minGabFestGabFestMom FailsIn honor of Mother's Day, this week's episode is all about our less-than-stellar motherhood moments.  We figure it will make us feel a little better about ourselves.  Plus, Gabbers can get some heavy guilt off thier chests. (there's nothing like mom-guilt, am I right?) So sit back and listen to some of people's most epic mom fails. 2024-05-0847 minGabFestGabFestPassion ProjectsHave you ever started a hobby and then it became you're whole personality?  Well you're not alone.  In fact, most of us are guilty of being a little too passionate about our passion.  It's just better if you own it, find your tribe and maybe start a club. 2024-05-0148 minGabFestGabFestSupermarket SweepThe WEIRDEST things happen at the grocery store.  So natuarally, the Gab Gals had to dedicate an entire episode to them.  We're talking everything from the scary, the gross, the uncomfortable and the unfortunate things that happen while we shop for life's necessities.  2024-04-2449 minGabFestGabFestSpring Break Round UpA lot of us are fresh off of Spring Break and that means you all have some stories!  But as it turns out, these days, we're less MTV and we're more TLC.  (complete with renditions of Bette Midler's, God is Watching us. Oddly enough, that song goes along with so many of these stories)2024-04-1742 minGabFestGabFestWeird HistoryHistory can be fascinating! Especially when Gabbers send in their favorite historical nuggets that are weird, funny, and sometimes....problematic. Forget your boring high school history class, when the Gab Gals get involved, you'll be laughing and singing along with the Michael Jackson song from the Free Willy soundtrack. 2024-04-1046 minGabFestGabFestSimple PleasuresIt's the simple things in life that really matter.  The day-to-day things that fill us with joy, really don't get enough attention.  So this week, the Gab Gals shout out all those little moments that make daily life a little sweeter.  You'll never know how brave you are for choosing whatever movie you want, until you listen to this episode!2024-03-2752 minGabFestGabFestBon Appetit!Going out to eat is great!  Someone else cooks, does the dishes, and maybe wipes your behind.  Now before you think that last part is an exaggeration, just listen to this week's episode. It's filled with Gabbers' stories of the wierdness and grossness at restaurants. We hope you came hungry!2024-03-2049 minGabFestGabFestDisney AdultsWe can make fun of you because we are you.  We all have a little Disney Adult inside of us.  Honestly, we're probably just trying to heal our inner child.  Whether you're a full-blown Disney Adult or you think these poeple need to grow up, listen in for some laughs! 2024-03-1348 minGabFestGabFestComing In Hot!Alyson's off of Coke Zero, so she's fired up! But it turns out our Gabbers also feel pretty strongly about some things these days.  Listen for some hot takes about any and everything.  From pop culture to crop tops to Ballerina Farm, it's all part of this week's episode. 2024-03-0653 minGabFestGabFestComing In Hot!Alyson's off of Coke Zero, so she's fired up! But it turns out our Gabbers also feel pretty strongly about some things these days.  Listen for some hot takes about any and everything.  From pop culture to crop tops to Ballerina Farm, it's all part of this week's episode. 2024-03-0652 minGabFestGabFestIt's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want ToBirthdays rarely go as planned.  Sometimes there's a suprise.  Other times it's suprising that everyone survived. This week, you'll hear all about Gabbers' most memorable birthdays. Plus, the Gab Gals share some TMI at the OBGYN's office during their "Someday you'll laugh about this" moments. 2024-02-2852 minGabFestGabFestWhat's In A Name?Oh, what's in a name? If you're the one being called Cheese Girl, then a name carries a quite a bit of weight.  Some nicknames make total sense, others are quite a stretch.  This week the Gab Gals tell you about some of the nicknames they've had and the cringey ones listeners have written in.   2024-02-2148 minGabFestGabFestCrazy Little Thing Called LoveWhat's the craziest thing you've done for love? It seems when it comes to matters of the heart, our brain takes a backseat. This week we've got stories, advice, and even a guest to break it all down. Loni Harmon, The Dating Counselor, joins the Gab Gals to talk about the misadventures Gabbers have had in the love department.  And all three of them share some of their cringiest dating moments. 2024-02-1455 minGabFestGabFestThe Grammar PoliceDo you ever wish you could correct people's grammar mistakes without coming off like a jerk? Honestly, don't do it.  It never ends well.  Instead, listen and commiserate with the Gab Gals as they talk about your grammer pet peeves and realize that nobody's perfect.  2024-02-0736 minGabFestGabFestThe Social NetworkWe ALL have social media pet peeves.  We actually might hate the socials more than we like them.  So why is it that we can't look away? The Gab Gals can't explain or cure your social media addiction, but they can complain and share your submissions of the things you love to hate. 2024-01-3142 minGabFestGabFestFieldtrip FiascosNothing beats getting out of the classroom and learning out in the real world.  But, of course, that doesn't come without a disaster or two.  This episode will bring back all the bus-riding nostalgia but without all the quesiness.  Listen in for stories of first kisses and first tastes of alcohol while on school field trips.  2024-01-2446 minGabFestGabFestAm I The Jerk?Look, we all have those moments when we might be the one out-of-line.  But then again, we're totally justified, right?  Well the Gab Gals have come to find out that it's all about perspective. So depending on how you look at it, yes, we all might be jerks. 2024-01-1739 minGabFestGabFest2023 And Me!What a year, what a time!  And you KNOW the Gab Gals have a lot to say about it.  Plus, Gabbers tell us some of the best and worst things that happened to them in 2023.  One thing is for sure, we're all excited for a new chapter in our lives (even if it includes Grandpa Core).2024-01-1048 minGabFestGabFestA Cultured ChristmasThe is week, the Gab Gals get cultured as they discuss unusual holiday traditions from around the world.  Some are scary, some are funny, and some are down-right questionable.  Get ready to hear all about poop-themed decor and Krampus legends that will haunt your nightmares.  2023-12-2047 minGabFestGabFestDeck The HallmarkThose cheesy, oh-so predictable, made for TV movies have us in a choke hold this time of year. So the Gab Gals thought this was the perfect time to dive into them.  From the scarves to the snow, these hot-takes on Hallmark movies will have you laughing all the way.2023-12-1347 minGabFestGabFestGifts That Keep On GivingIt's time for our annual "Bad Gift" episode, and it does not dissappoint. When in doubt, It's ALWAYS the thought that counts.  Get ready for stories of returns gone wrong, unfair gifting among in-laws, and a few sweet surprises. The Gab Gals also discuss psychopaths and a variety of memes that have caught their attention recently.  2023-12-0646 minGabFestGabFestSeeing StarsWe all have one thing in common, we will NEVER act cool when we meet a celebrity.  But that's OK, they'll never remember you. (unless you're dressed in a DIY golf costume at a black-tie event) This week you'll hear about Gabbers who have had run-ins with celebs and all the cringey details. 2023-11-2946 minGabFestGabFestThe Big Family SecretSecrets, secrets are no fun.  Secrets, secrets... can give you an identity crisis.  This week, the Gab Gals share your submissions of family secrets and family drama.  Just remember, before you submit your DNA to 23 and Me, make sure you're prepared for what you find!2023-11-1548 minGabFestGabFestBlowing Up My PhoneHas Auto-Correct ever done you dirty? If you've ever sent something on accident or to the wrong person, you'll relate to this episode on a real level.   Whether you're on the sending or recieving end, it makes things pretty awkward.  This week, the Gab Gals share your accidental calls, texts, emails, and zoom incidents.  2023-11-0844 minGabFestGabFestFashion VictimsWardobe malfunctions happen to the best of us.  This week, Gabbers tells us when they accidenally flashed someone, lost their swim bottoms or had loose underwear fall out of their pant legs. While these stories are pretty embarassing, it helps to get them off our chests- no pun intended. 2023-11-0145 minGabFestGabFestAre You Afraid of the Dark?It's that time!  This week, listeners sent in their scary stories.  Some have silly resolutions.  Others are just downright creepy.  The Gab Gals, of course, give thier two cents.  Plus they give us some Halloween fun facts.  2023-10-2553 minGabFestGabFestAirbn-Beware!Always read the descriptions and reviews carefully!  Otherwise, you'll end up sharing a room with the owner's dog.   But don't worry, you might get 10% off your stay if you end up getting a rash from the unsanitary hot tub.  This week, you'll hear all about bad Airbnb, hotel, and motel stays. 2023-10-1855 minGabFestGabFestScary MoviesIt's about that time to bust out your favorite scary Halloween movie.  This week, the Gab Gals discuss what they think of some iconic scary movies.  Plus, Gabbers weigh in on the movies that rocked them to their cores.  Turns out we are all gluttons for punishment agreeing to watch these in the first place.2023-10-1150 minGabFestGabFestEasy MoneyMoney makes the world go round.  Unfortunately, that means we've got to do someone pretty interesting things to make ends meet.  This week, Gabbers tell about the weird, wacky, and unconventional ways they've made money.  Some of you are willing to do way to much for way too little!2023-10-0448 minGabFestGabFestTotally CrushedEarly celebrity crushes, young love, and kissing behind the school yard shed; it's all in this episode! The Gab Gals Dish on all your favorite TGIF love interests and discuss how some  guys actually can pull off the middle part bull cut.  Plus, Alyson gets very vulnerable as she discloses what young love drove her to do.  2023-09-2954 minGabFestGabFestTotally CrushedEarly celebrity crushes, young love, and kissing behind the school yard shed; it's all in this episode! The Gab Gals Dish on all your favorite TGIF love interests and discuss how some  guys actually can pull off the middle part bull cut.  Plus, Alyson gets very vulnerable as she discloses what young love drove her to do.  2023-09-2952 minGabFestGabFestTotally CrushedEarly celebrity crushes, young love, and kissing behind the school yard shed; it's all in this episode! The Gab Gals dish on all your favorite TGIF love interests and discuss how some guys actually can pull off the middle part bull cut.  Plus, Alyson gets very vulnerable as she discloses what young love drove her to do.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.2023-09-2752 minGabFestGabFestSassy SeniorsOld people say whatever they want.  No filter, no political correctness, and no one is safe. This week, the Gab Gals share your stories of awkward moments with the elderly.  Grandpa, we don't want to know what you and grandma do in the shower.2023-09-2053 minGabFestGabFestWrong Place, Wrong TimeThere's just no way to help it sometimes.  You might see something that you can't unsee, or hear something you can't unhear.  However, several of these stories could have been helped if Gabbers had just paid a little more attention.  Either way,  we know someday you'll laugh about this. *If the episode seems a little short and ends abruptly, our last segment of audio got distorted and we had to cut it all out.*2023-09-1337 minGabFestGabFestFeeling AnxiousEveryone feels anxious from time to time.  It's normal.  But what ISN'T normal, are some of the things that make us freak out.  This week, the Gab Gals break down the silly things that send us spiraling.  2023-09-0601 minGabFestGabFestMyth BustersYou may have been living your life based off of something that's just not true! Like waiting 30 minutes after eating to swim, or trying to keep a kidnapper on the phone long enough to trace their location.  This week, the Gab Gals break down myths that we've all learned to take as truths, ridiculous as they may be.2023-08-3047 minGabFestGabFestMiddle School ConfessionsAs school starts for the kiddos, we decided to throw it back and talk about our middle school trauma.  That sounds like a good idea, right?  So sit back and listen to some anxiety inducing, relatable, cringe moments.2023-08-231h 06GabFestGabFestOut of the Mouths of BabesKids really do say the darndest things.  This week, the Gab Gals tell about some of the most embarrassing things your kids have said in public.  Why are body parts so fascinating to them? And why, oh why, does it ALWAYS happen in the grocery store or church?2023-08-1640 minGabFestGabFestMaster ChefNo one tells you that you'll be in charge of everyone's meals everyday for the rest of your life.  So since it's inevitable that you'll be in the kitchen for countless hours, things are bound to get messy....and gross.  Gabbers wrote in with some of their biggest kitchen blunders.  Britt says "disgusting," like a lot of times and Alyson's true feelings about Outback Steakhouse's jumbo shrimp come out.2023-08-0943 minGabFestGabFestMaster ChefNo one tells you that you'll be in charge of everyone's meals everyday for the rest of your life.  So since it's inevitable that you'll be in the kitchen for countless hours, things are bound to get messy....and gross.  Gabbers wrote in with some of their biggest kitchen blunders.  Britt says "disgusting," like a lot of times and Alyson's true feelings about Outback Steakhouse's jumbo shrimp come out.2023-08-0942 minGabFestGabFestDisney ManiaIt's the happiest place on earth....right?  This week Gabbers weigh in with Disney hot takes.  You'll also hear about the best of times and the worst of times at Disney parks.  When all is said and done, throw your wallet in the lake, lose a small child, and maybe even poop your pants.  It will all be worth it in the end.2023-08-0254 minGabFestGabFestOn TrendTrends come and go.  Some of the current trends may have you wishing they'd leave and never come back.  Others are back from the dead...and we're here for it!  This week the Gab Gals discuss what's trending now and they read Gabbers' opinions about how they feel about them.  And don't forget to stick around for some truly unhinged bloopers.  2023-07-2643 minGabFestGabFestAnimal PlanetIf you've ever been bit by a dog, traumatized by a hamster, or head-butted by a giraffe....this episode is for you.  Maybe your experiences haven't been quite so dramatic. But I'm sure everyone can relate to, at least some, of these wild animal interaction stories.  2023-07-1958 minGabFestGabFestCrime and PunishmentAs kids, sometimes it seemed like our parents were being too hard on us.  Now that we're parents, we totally get it.  You gotta nip that behavior in the bud! This week, the Gab Gals share listener stories of times they were punished in crazy ways.  Or maybe times they've been pushed to edge by their own kids.  There's also some niche Saturday's Warrior humor in the mix.  If you know, you know.2023-07-1245 minGabFestGabFestDumb and DumberWe all do dumb things.  It's just part of life.  Being able to laugh about it later is what makes life bearable.  But it's also nice to hear about the dumb things other people do so that you don't feel so stupid.  This week, listen to Gabbers' confessions of dumb things they've done.  And of course, the Gab Gals have plenty of their own to share.2023-06-2846 minGabFestGabFestH.A.G.S! (Have a great summer)It's officially the first day of summer so the Gab Gals are throwing it back to an episode that is all about summer shenanigans.  We all want to be outside in the sun, doing adventurous things, and living our best lives....but that can lead to disastrous outcomes.  Hopefully your summer adventures go a little more smoothly. 2023-06-2159 minGabFestGabFestThe Great OutdoorsWe know many of you will be headed out on camping trips this summer.  While we don't mean to scare you out of it, let these be cautionary tales.  We all know how the Gab Gals feel about camping and all of your stories have only confirmed their opinions.  Don't worry, the worst stories are always the funniest, right?2023-06-1456 minGabFestGabFestDad PodIn honor of Father's Day approaching, this episode is all about dads! Dads can be quirky, goofy, and embarrassing.  But we wouldn't have it any other way!  Even if you've seen your dad in his undies recently, just remember: Someday you'll laugh about this.2023-06-0746 minGabFestGabFestCongrats Grads!We just got through graduation.  Even if you aren't graduating from school, you may be graduating from some negative energy.  In fact, the Gab Gals will get on a couple of soap boxes as they break down Gabbers' graduation goals.  You'll also hear about comedic graduation ceremony moments and senior party shenanigans. 2023-05-3148 minGabFestGabFestAre You There, God? It's us...Coming of age is an interesting time.  Let's be honest, it's a pretty rocky road.  Getting fitted for a bra, finding out you're related to your crush or just dealing with inevitable physical changes for the rest of you life is pretty daunting.  Luckily the Gab Gals will help you laugh through the tears of puberty.2023-05-2447 minGabFestGabFestWe Be Trippin'As we gear up for summer traveling, the Gab Gals tell crazy stories of vacations gone wrong. All these destinations seem like a dream... just don't get hoodwinked by a paper doll scam.2023-05-1752 minGabFestGabFestMomfessionalsSometimes it just feels better to get things off your chest and confess. (Even better if it's totally anonymous via a comedy podcast.) This week in honor of Mother's Day, the Gab Gals share listener parent confessions.  Maybe these will make you feel better about your parenting, or maybe they are just "Someday You'll Laugh About This Moments." P.S. Mom's everywhere, you're doing great!See our website for privacy information.2023-05-1050 minGabFestGabFestThe ClassifiedsSelling things on the internet is not for the faint of heart!  This week, the Gab Gals dive into wild and weird things found on Facebook Marketplace.  Whether you're trying to get rid of lightly used lingerie, or trying to get someone to pay YOU to take your couch to the dump; you're in good company.See our website for privacy information.2023-05-0349 minGabFestGabFestDooms DatingIt's everyone's favorite topic: Bad dates!  You Gabbers sent in some doozies and we're here for it!  But honestly, it's a miracle that we ever find someone when dates go this badly.  Plus, Britt and Alyson end up breaking into song more than usual in the bloopers.See our website for privacy information.2023-04-2652 minGabFestGabFestDooms DatingIt's everyone's favorite topic: Bad dates!  You Gabbers sent in some doozies and we're here for it!  But honestly, it's a miracle that we ever find someone when dates go this badly.  Plus, Britt and Alyson end up breaking into song more than usual in the bloopers.See our website for privacy information.2023-04-2654 minGabFestGabFestFreak AccidentsIt's a wonder we make it through life with all seriously crazy things that happen to us.  This week, Gabbers sent in stories of their most harrowing times and brushes with death.  Meanwhile, a karaoke Casanova continues to haunt Alyson in her "Someday You'll Laugh About this Moment."See our website for privacy information.2023-04-1943 minGabFestGabFestFreak AccidentsIt's a wonder we make it through life with all seriously crazy things that happen to us.  This week, Gabbers sent in stories of their most harrowing times and brushes with death.  Meanwhile, a karaoke Casanova continues to haunt Alyson in her "Someday You'll Laugh About this Moment."See our website for privacy information.2023-04-1941 minGabFestGabFestI'm Just a Teenage DirtbagLet's face it, we were all pretty cringe in our teenage years.  Some of those moments are core memories.  Luckily, our Gabbers were willing to share their most comedic moments and the Gab Gals share their own next-level teen shenanigans.See our website for privacy information.2023-04-1251 minGabFestGabFestStranger Things 2The Gab Gals will keep you laughing this week as they throwback to the topic that started it all! They're talking stranger interactions and all the comedy that comes with it.  You'll hear all about BBQ crashers, mall creepers, and even a cure for the hiccups. Try at your own risk!See our website for privacy information.2023-03-2944 minGabFestGabFestThe Element of SurpriseThe Gab Gals will keep you laughing this week as they break-down surprises gone wrong. You'll hear all about gender reveals, pregnancy announcements, and surprise parties. Plus, Britt shares two "Someday You'll Laugh About This" moments and you get to hear the Gals' feelings about the Taylor Swift tour. See our website for privacy information.2023-03-2241 minGabFestGabFestThe Element of SurpriseThe Gab Gals will keep you laughing this week as they break-down surprises gone wrong. You'll hear all about gender reveals, pregnancy announcements, and surprise parties. Plus, Britt shares two "Someday You'll Laugh About This" moments and you get to hear the Gals' feelings about the Taylor Swift tour. See our website for privacy information.2023-03-2241 minGabFestGabFestFixer UppersWe know you've all dabbled in DIY.  But often times, it's better to leave things to the professionals (if you can ever get them to call you back.)  This week our Gabbers submitted stories of when their home renovations went a little sideways.  See our website for privacy information.2023-03-1549 minGabFestGabFestExtra, Extra!This week, the Gab Gals break down wacky headlines in the news. Ballet director, Marco, gets psycho analyzed and we learn about how much weirdness is going on in our National Parks.  One lesson we can all agree on, don't go out to sea with no experience and only a bottle of ketchup. See our website for privacy information.2023-03-0844 minGabFestGabFestWeirdos at WorkYou deal with your co-workers on the daily,  so things are bound to get weird now and then.  This week we tell your stories of co-workers. While most of the time we're giggling about other people's strange behavior, the Gab Gals also admit to times they were the perpetrators.   See our website for privacy information.2023-03-0146 min