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The Todd-Marshall DeliriumVery Handsome, Very Chill, and Extremely DutchAlso:• Aardvark, Van der Kaamp, Beethoven, Roosevelt, Ruurlo• I Was a Ho, Bryan• Funny How White These Schools Were• What Generation of Communist Sympathizers are They Raising?• I Oughta Kick Your Ass Right Up Between Your Eyeballs• We Have Local Blast Chambers• The Booty Was Called, the Booty Responded• He's a Filthy, Greasy Rat Bag, and Kind of a Pervert• Hank and His Kleptomaniacal Wife• Lead and Methamphetamine in Their Rice KrispiesRecorded May 23, 2025.2025-05-301h 13The Todd-Marshall DeliriumCuyler Just Cannot Stomach the WholesomenessAlso:• Chatting Up Some Mormon Floozy• Full of Privileged Little Snot-Nosed White Kids• Like a Gutted Walleye• You've Stepped Into the Greatest Dojo on Earth• I Only Have One Torso• Leaving Pieces of Steak on Her Porch• Naked in Front of Polite Company• Charlie Kirk Among Pink-Haired Leftists• Her Mouth in a Big Giant Ice Sling• The Family Has to Travel in a WinnebagoRecorded October 10, 20242024-10-181h 03The Todd-Marshall DeliriumMy Time Machine Drops Me Off in a Broom ClosetAlso:• The Older Ladies Were All Fans of Capital Punishment• He Couldn't Not Get His Dick Wet• Well, Ain't This Place a Geographical Oddity!• A Giant Horseshit Kangaroo Court• He's Honorable Because His Dad's a Lord• A Bulletproof Chamber You Could Walk Through• Bryan's Recipe Ecstasy Corner• I Never Thought Leopards Would Eat My Face• A Giant Oz-the-Great-and-Powerful Construct• Don't You Think That's a Slight Against Insects?Recorded August 14, 2024.2024-08-231h 00The Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Worship Leader's Campaign to Destroy Bryan Once and For AllAlso:• We're Talking About Gourds• Some Howling, Narcissistic Rendition of a Christmas Song• Mayonnaise a Lotta People!• Words You Didn't Know Were in the Redneck Dictionary• Black Size Matters• Mow Over Some Beta-Ass-Bitch Inferior Vehicle• No One Spit Out Their Beer or Their Nachos• Hands in the Air, Massaging His Nipples• People Eat With Their Eyes• Giant-Ass Wheels and Tens of Thousands of Dollars of ShocksRecorded May 24, 2024.2024-05-311h 09The Todd-Marshall DeliriumKeep Pouring Jaeger Down His Throat Until He Turns BlueAlso:• Ever Known Someone Who Could Gleek?• Cuyler, You're an Emotional Strobe Light• Just Summer Camp Middle-School Sodomy• Dave's Seen Some Pretty Heinous Shit• Kind of Goon, Kind of Ogre-Looking• The Pet Sematary Version of Ronald Reagan• Watch Her Puke Up Her Lunch• A Very Stupid and Emotionally Stunted Dog• Little Pupating, Disgusting Grubbies• Doesn't Every Volleyball Team Have an Audiologist?Recorded May 16, 2024.2024-05-241h 15The Todd-Marshall DeliriumStop Tornadoes. Take Precautions. Use Protection.Also:• Hold Down the Screaming Soldier• Nebraska is Just a Single Monolith of Nothingness• Absence of Red Tape and Justice for All• She is an Ocean Unto Herself• Complaining About How Stinky Chicago Is• OIMBY, Bucko!• We Don't Insult Our Former Guests• One of the Most Tannah-Marshall Moments• Just Three Shy of Kevin Bacon• You Forgot to Mention Gorgeously Flossed TeethRecorded May 2, 2024.2024-05-101h 03The Todd-Marshall DeliriumJeremy's Post-Prandial and Ante-Jentacular CircumgyrationsAlso:• You Can Beat a Dead Horse to Water• A Nepotist's Symposium• Until Bryan No Longer Inhales Food• I Waded Through Urine at One Point• As Much Testosterone as a Gorilla Gets• For the Mongrels to Chew On• Is Hufflepuff Just a Bunch of Stupid People?• Doug is Dead From the Neck Down• How Many Ex-Rockstars are Drooling Into Buckets• More Autopsies Than One Can CountRecorded April 4, 2024.2024-04-121h 04The Todd-Marshall DeliriumPulling a Small Fish Out of the Nose of an Equally Small ChildAlso:Weird Resonances of My SkullYou're Doxxed in One DimensionAddicted to the Fucking SunIt is Bombardment NonethelessLooks Like a Brain Hemisphere NailHow Putrefied Your Amputated Leg IsMy Neanderthal Brow RidgeThe Unwitting Adam of the Marshall Nuclear WasteTwo Words: Unga BungaNext to the Blue-Footed BoobiesRecorded January 11, 2024.2024-02-021h 13The Todd-Marshall DeliriumBryan Screws Up Don Quixote, A Weird Tumescent Outgrowth, and Throw Plato at the WallAlso:Sunk-Cost-Fallacy Our Way Through LoveSpec Your Stats Into CharismaQatar Gently WeepsYet Another of Your Adorably Odd BrothersOr Just Leave the Stool BehindWhether or Not You Scream at the KidsB-Flat is Definitely GreenIf You're a Goddamned SatanistThose Knuckle-Draggers Down ThereBowling, But With TrampolinesOriginally recorded October 13, 2023.2023-10-201h 14The Todd-Marshall DeliriumHorses Outfitted in Gas Masks, It Was Just a Giant Turd, and Look Out for Venezuelan GrindersAlso:RuneScape While You SleepBryan, the Sparkle Straight?I'll Give You Roller Derby and Raise You One SoftballWe Call Her "Fucking Ashley"Despite the Auschwitzness of ItA Little Trickle of Gay FriendsIf it Happens to Collide With Your SkullCavorting Onscreen, and the Occasional BoobyIn a Puddle of Your Own UrineThat Was Unusually Far AfieldOriginally recorded July 5, 2023.2023-07-141h 03The Todd-Marshall DeliriumFlip Flops in Xishuangbanna, Can I Get a Fourth-Order Effect? and F*** You, Chess PeopleAlso:Streets Covered in Beautiful GraffitiThis Was Once a Complete ShitholeMusic's Equivalent of Flat-EarthersStabbed Through the Wrist With a Red Hot NeedleDon't Plug Charities Here, CuylerIs it a Triple Entendre or Just a Threesome?Sugar, We're Goin' DownI Feel Like I'm Mansplaining GuitarsSoftly, and With a Big EuphemismMariah Crashes Your Hard DriveOriginally recorded June 16, 2023.2023-06-231h 07The Todd-Marshall DeliriumChallenge Day 6: I Get By With a Little HelpDay 6 of our annual 21-day writing challenge.Originally recorded February 14, 2023.Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge:https://meganmacedo.com/2023-02-1528 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumChallenge Day 5: Do Not Hire This Person!Day 5 of our annual 21-day writing challenge.Originally recorded February 13, 2023.Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge:https://meganmacedo.com/2023-02-1418 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumChallenge Day 4: Three Interesting CharactersDay 4 of our annual 21-day writing challenge.Originally recorded February 10, 2023.Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge:https://meganmacedo.com/2023-02-1321 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumChallenge Day 3: How a Camera Ended My TortureDay 3 of our annual 21-day writing challenge.Originally recorded February 9, 2023.Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge:https://meganmacedo.com/2023-02-1119 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumChallenge Day 2: What the Hell is an Antifragile Vacation?Day 2 of our annual 21-day writing challenge.Originally recorded February 8, 2023.See Bryan's travel photos at bryantodd.net/flickrOur friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge: meganmacedo.com2023-02-1019 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumWriting Challenge Day 1: Pulling Weeds With the Potato Chip LadyDay 1 of our annual 21-day challenge.Originally recorded February 7, 2023.Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting this challenge:https://meganmacedo.com/2023-02-0920 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumWriting Challenge Day 0: I'm a Feeler-Perceiver, DammitDay 0 of our annual 21-day challenge.Originally recorded February 6, 2023.Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting this challenge:https://meganmacedo.com/2023-02-0815 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Temple of Clobbering Yourself, We Lost the Turing Test, and Where's the Reagan-Era Polyamory?Also:Keep the Newfie Away From the KidsI'm Surprised Aaron Rodgers Can ReadA Trump HaikuMy Ignorance is Fathomless and Completely UnnoticeableIs That Trope Unethical?The Streets are Full of AssholesA Saint Bernard, but FluffierINFP, ISFP, Potato, PotahtoMinus the Crippling DementiaIt was 1908; They Had Kids to SpareOriginally recorded February 2, 2023.2023-02-071h 02The Todd-Marshall DeliriumÞorrablót in Chicago, Lump Us in With the Pentecostals, and Fondled or Lacking in WisconsinAlso:Those Crazy Arm-Waving Nut JobsMike Rowe is Full of ShitRolling Around Like a DredelKind of Slightly Meta-Self-Referential-IshA Little Bit of Fermented SharkShot Through With Hydrogenated BullshitA Particularly Ticklish BunchI Believe in You, HoneyCaked in Salt and Sometimes UrineAnd You're Making Me GiggleOriginally recorded January 19, 2023.2023-01-2751 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumBring the Fish Axe Down Hard, I Could Clearly Locomote, and Hey, Your Fu is Upside Down!Also:You've Foresworn WeedSinging is Just Screaming on PitchFood With a Head On ItKeep Your Microtonal Shit Out of ThisLucas's Third Chalkboard DroidFormerly Known as GreensleevesZander T-Boned MeChubby Babies Atop Golden FishDid You Follow Any of the Kerfuffle?The Beef I Have with PlatoOriginally recorded January 12, 2022.Interesting links:Fu Dao LeNian Nian You Yu2023-01-201h 03The Todd-Marshall DeliriumBriefly Bearded Blue-Moon Bryan, I Miss Child Labor, and Tinkerbell Your Way Into AnythingAlso:The Bland Dad and the Weird Servant WomanIs it a Fixture, or is it Fixable?If You're Asian and a Foodie, I Like YouThe Wealthy Potato Chip PeopleFestering Sexual Tension With the ButcherFix This Existential Terror ProblemA Tier System for HaircutsGrab His Meat and Leave the CleaverThe Place Where You're Not a Screaming LiabilityA Terrible Movie About a Terrible Fish in a Terrible World Full of Terrible JokesOriginally recorded January 5, 2023.2023-01-131h 05The Todd-Marshall DeliriumFrom Panda Sex to Social Intercourse, Get Your Leopard G-String On, and Who Films a Christmas Movie in Bulgaria?Also:One Small Step Closer to the UrinalThe Mongols are Like, Hold My BeerHamstring People as You Drive By ThemThe Shaft She DeservedWhy do All the Men Look Like Troglodytes?A Rottweiler With its Mouth Taped ShutIndustrious, ADHD, Autistic, and DutchThe Yurt People Took OverEvery Dumb Caricatured TropeCome Circumlocute With UsOriginally recorded December 30, 2022.2023-01-061h 06The Todd-Marshall DeliriumThis One Features Mussolini, I Don't Want Scaly Penises, and The Banana Bread of Fast Food HacksAlso:Attaboy, Furnace!I Stood Up a Mormon This MorningWhat's This Minister's Cat Bullshit?The Ladies Agreed to Lick RadiumNoxious and Yet InfectiousMy Doorbell is a Red HerringThis Close to That Many YoopersVomit Up Your Botulism on the Plane Ride HomeSapiosexuals Like MeA Gong at the Center of Your SpineOriginally recorded December 22, 2022.2023-01-021h 10The Todd-Marshall DeliriumSomewhere West of Bucksnort, Romper Stomper Bomper Boo, and You've Got Stage-Four CapitalismAlso:Mumble it Under His BreastsThe Countdown to the Start of the Death MarchIt Feels TchaikovskyoidI Love People Named DeweyToo Much Dangle in Your ParticipleAnd Lo! She Was Cleft in TwainHope the FCC Wasn't WatchingA Sociopath Lover of SunshineThe Word was "Flatus"You're Covered in SphinctersOriginally recorded December 16, 2022.2022-12-171h 05The Todd-Marshall DeliriumYour Nickname is Meat Shield, Body-Checking a Tibetan Monk, and Rabbi Ben Just Escaped a RaveAlso:On the Privilege Tirade BusSounds Like a Rice Cooker, Thank You Very MuchRacist, or Historically Savvy?My Cynicism and I Spoon in the MorningsA Pizza and Whiskey BenderAnimals or Body Parts in Your Taco Bell BurritoUncle Bryan, ShitfacedWhen I Look Up, Water Comes DownA Gravitational Sinkhole for America's RiffraffYou're a Complete LunaticOriginally recorded December 8, 2022.2022-12-161h 07The Todd-Marshall DeliriumWhiskey Dick's Doo-Dah Diner, It's the Phone Cops! and Standing There Slathered in TarAlso:I Love a Good Car-Crash SegueCollective Psychosis and Revolutionary FuckeryPeople Throw Vegetables and FecesThe Satanic Temptation They Warn You AboutMid-Schnauzing Some Bit of BBQThe Smash-Cuttiest of VloggersStep Around the Pools of VomitA Dickensian DystopiaTyphoid is Just the Start of ItThe Wail of Remorse From WhovilleOriginally recorded December 1, 2022.2022-12-091h 06The Todd-Marshall DeliriumClubbing Baby Harp Seals, Five Feet and One Cunkt, and The Strange Caramel Center of RegretAlso:The Bloodiest Boxing Day YetNo Complexity Outside the MolassesWere There Kippers and a Sock?Proto-Porridge for BreakfastMyrtle is Unhappy With Her ZinniasA Few of My Favorite Things About BogsFatal Beatings, for 3rd PlaceUmami is Not OnomatopoeiaDemultiplexer, Isogeneic, Stereology, VasotocinFloridians After 2,000 Years of IsolationOriginally recorded November 23, 2022.2022-12-021h 01The Todd-Marshall DeliriumFrom Ponderings to Punditry, Don't Kick a Woman in Her Grave, and I am a Card-Carrying CumberbitchAlso:Weeping, Screaming, or Freaking the Hell OutHitherto Unexplored Body Parts of Bizarre AnimalsPlease, Botch AwayHe Played the Club-Feet CardA Cadre of Apocalyptically Motivated IndividualsHyperventilate in a Crowded RoomDid You Ever Find Your Syllogism?All the Emblems of the BourgeoisieAutism Causes VaccinesPepper Potts, the Elephant in the RoomOriginally recorded November 17, 2022.2022-11-251h 03The Todd-Marshall DeliriumToilet-Inspired Popcorn, Beat a Man With Two Left Feet, and The Screaming Fetus on Your ShoulderAlso:Those Who Practice ScandinaveryWho's Beheading Who Here?I Bit the Bullet and Bought a FlapperAll About the Testicle StompingYour Capitol is TumescentSandpaper on the Inside of My EyelidsYou Can Literally Kick the GovernorAn Apologist for HornsIt Was So Good I Had it BannedDid King Kong Ever do Japan?Originally recorded November 9, 2022.2022-11-181h 10The Todd-Marshall DeliriumBach on a Vuvuzela, A Somewhat Haphazard Sandwich, and Jiggle the Thing, Your MajestyAlso:Inundated With the Woo-WooHe's Knifed 12 PeopleThe Human Finger in Your TacoDaddy Had Bottom Surgery TwiceA Good Old Southern-Fried Baby15 Piercings Spread Across His FaceRepress Your Desire for a TangentA First-Rate Theological EggheadRegurgitating More ComediansI See You Squinting ThereOriginally recorded October 27, 2022.2022-11-041h 02The Todd-Marshall DeliriumNine-Toe Navidson, Got Me Some Hostages, and 14 Bible Verses About ChokingAlso:A Horrifying Message of LoveI Was Clutching My FaceIs Doctor Who Ever Lovable?Two in the PinkFree Poison-Dipped Knife!Despite Her Asshat of a HusbandNo Comma Raises My HacklesA Dysfunctional, Irascible, Utterly Loathsome ProtagonistFolks Be Smoochin' Out HereThe Night of the Vomit VolcanoOriginally recorded October 20, 2022.2022-10-281h 06The Todd-Marshall DeliriumDiapers in Your Mother's Car, I Love a Good Pair of Arepas, and Beautiful Bumbling BaptismAlso:Belay Down the Side of a High-RiseAdmirations to Soften the BlowThe Foulest Stench is in the AirFestivus-Pole Your FatherA for Effort, but NoThe Safehouse People Burn the Church DownA Spoilerific Next EpisodeHe Got a Pass on the BlackfaceSimon, Saylor, Sunny, and SageI Gripe in Relative AnonymityOriginally recorded October 13, 2022.2022-10-211h 01The Todd-Marshall DeliriumFunhouse Mirrors in My Elevator, Debt Dodger Doug, and Happy Spooky, Everybody!Also:A Guarantee on a Tramp StampHow You Feel About Skittles WorkMe Make Banana Cry?The Stapler, Our Featured HamburgerShe Jars a Man's Peripheral VisionI Broke Into Prison Eight TimesBromancing With a Quadriplegic BillionaireCats, the Dog Shit ShowSkinny Dipping With MarilynCritically Dehydrated for Les MisOriginally recorded October 3, 2022.2022-10-071h 07The Todd-Marshall DeliriumButterscotch Frost, The Minister's Knife-Wielding Cat, and Axelrod is My Porn NameAlso: My Mind Has Conjured Terror Birds Rummaging Through the Rutabaga Salad I Thought Wolves Brought You Up The Shakespearean Travesties He's Going to Get Egged How Many Cobs of Corn is That? The Place Smells Like Neglect Perry's World-Class Bedhead So That Ted Turner Could Graze Bison I Wiped the Floor With My PeersOriginally recorded September 23, 2022.2022-09-301h 07The Todd-Marshall DeliriumGerbils in Heaven, Did This Trigger Violent Retching? and Bunny is in the Meat LoafAlso:Australians Mourn Their QueenStop Pushing Shopping Carts!Interrogation at the Hand of the MormonsThe Cow She Sat WithJerry Does Not Have Bed BugsInnovation, Even in its Strangest FormsThis Purple Thing With a Banana SeatHaving Eaten One of Her Childhood FriendsThe Sheltie That Died at My Birthday PartyEpistemology, Like a Brazilian WaxOriginally recorded September 8, 2022.2022-09-161h 09The Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Branken Blacket Test, Bowls of Boiled Peat Moss, and Don't Google "Jewish Hentai"Also:Play Your Harp to a CowOn the Razor's Edge of Poe's LawAll Birds are FakeMe, Having Been RummagingKiss the Ass of the Dumb ConsumerI Box, as Not Biting the EarBludgeon, Blind, or Cripple SomeoneEmus Won the WarThe Smartest Bears and the Dumbest TouristsDon't Rocks Vibrate?Originally recorded September 1, 2022.2022-09-091h 00The Todd-Marshall DeliriumOperation Naked Savage, An Episode-Disrupting Belch, and My Sippy Cup is RobustAlso:At Least as Old as YeastZero Tolerance at YellowstoneVarious Flatulences and EffluviaI Like Fat Tails and I Cannot LieSatan Casts Up BaublesThe Pleasures of Sexual CongressSharks are Older Than TreesWhose Cravings are Warped and PervertedWhen Death Comes to the Dinner PartyShe Popped Out Her 17th ChildOriginally recorded August 24, 2022.2022-09-021h 11The Todd-Marshall DeliriumMore Banana Than Human, Have You Tried Lipschitz? and Energy Shooting Out of My EyeballsAlso:It's Like Drinking a MummySixteen Nerf Balls in Your SystemRaw Blow, LiveEnough Uranium to Set Yourself OffUnhinged Psychopath or Low-Functioning Sociopath?Name Your Daughter "Meconium"The Region of the Brain Moses RepresentsThe Sun is Setting on Orlando BloomTeach These Stupid Shits What Happiness IsLife is Pain, Your HighnessOriginally recorded August 17, 2022.2022-08-261h 06The Todd-Marshall DeliriumKowtow to Moneybags McGee, Cultured Aromas of Nazi Pigeons, and Where Are You, Stickney?Also:On Your Kneecaps, on a Concrete FloorShooting Kids in a ForestI Consider Them Sky RatsIncinerating People on a Daily BasisAs Sorrow Rises So Must JoyNext to the Meat-Rendering PlantJames is Like, "You Jerks!"Wrap a Pigeon in a Burlap SackAnthony Really Wears on YouGet Used to the Carnage and HellOriginally recorded August 11, 2022.2022-08-1959 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumLike Watching Live Kidney Surgery, We Intersect Violently, and Don't Stab the Nice ManAlso:Pent-Up Rage and Miasmic DepressionThe One Great MutinyStab Me in the Chest Like a BostonianPeople Whose Brains I Could Kick AroundBut Won't I Look Ridiculous?The Grunting, Slobbering CavemanIntegrate Tasty VegetablesViolent and Pedantic, as God IntendedStop Wearing Cargo PantsA Hop, a Skip, and a Long Fucking WayOriginally recorded August 4, 2022.2022-08-121h 03The Todd-Marshall DeliriumTwo Nasty Mushroom Trips, Should I Call Coco? and My Name is on Your HospitalAlso:The Curtain is UndulatingBrownie Points With the AttendantMister Fucking MeticulousThe Gestapo Kicking Down Your DoorI Peed Twice, Like a RacehorseThe Most Disgusting Slurry ImaginableNo Images of Guy FieriLoud and Piercing, Unpleasant and ScaryA Mustard Color in a Dirty BathroomThe Hazards of Dancing on the Airplane WingOriginally recorded July 21, 2022.2022-07-291h 01The Todd-Marshall DeliriumCorn on the Macabre, Mr. Sandman's Being a Bitch, and Not-So-Consensual Giraffe SexAlso:Lots of Wavy Hair Like LiberaceSleep, You Terrible FriendThe Other White MeatAn Ice Pick to the Back of Your EyeballsOff the Wagon, Onto the Heroine Choo Choo TrainLeave Topology AloneMy 25-Day Kombucha CleanseHuman Skulls, Beautifully ArrangedThat Sacred MaidenheadEvery Moral Perversion ImaginableOriginally recorded July 14, 2022.2022-07-2259 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumOrange Pips, Bankruptcy Levels of Blessedness, and Don't Bother Wearing PantsAlso:A Crumpled Mess of Smoking MetalShoes Up! Don't Shoe!Celiacs Roving Among Us, UnlabeledThe Misunderstood No-No BoundsChicken Parma Tastes So GoodAnd a Gun Under His PillowI Think the Stoics are ShitThe Shortest Dickens I Could FindPour Myself Some Almond MilkTo Make Liza Minnelli GiggleOriginally recorded July 7, 2022.2022-07-1559 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumSpeaking of Cutthroat, The Nacho Ride to Eagle, and How Big are Thumbscrews?Also:The Torture Museum by the Chick-Fil-AWhitesnake on Repeat1,000 Baby Dolls in Dead Sea SaltThat Goddamn House of MourningMaybe Your Neck is Too ThickIt Came Down to Four DrunksDr. I. Doctor, Eye DoctorWe Try Asbestos We CanSesquipedalian is HomologicalData Entry and Way Too Much VodkaOriginally recorded July 1, 2022.2022-07-081h 02The Todd-Marshall DeliriumDog Parks are Petri Dishes, The Carcasses That We Eat, and When a Man Sits on My FaceAlso:Balls Deep Into the Sexual Politics of MeatA Toaster Oven on WheelsIncluding, but not Limited to, ChopsticksWant Me to Spit Butter in Your Ass?Hyenas Don't Have LipsSquink, Squink, SquinkFill a Turkey Baster With ButtermilkBone-Sucking Homo ErectusHis Eyelashes on My Butt CheeksNon-Digestible Forms of SushiOriginally recorded June 23, 2022.2022-07-011h 01The Todd-Marshall DeliriumBone Tweezers for the Ticks, Peeing on the Third Rail, and Buford's Got the Apple PalsyAlso:When Marsupials Reigned SupremeA Fist-Sized Hole Blown Through the ChestWhose Pecker Was Put at Risk?I've Been Sneezing Out MudA Long and Storied Tradition of CannibalismYour Occasional Mega-SlothAngry, Raging BotanistsWaggle Waggle, No NoHalf-Naked Apaches Screaming Out of the BrushThe Urethral Diameter of a HorseOriginally recorded June 2, 2022.2022-06-101h 00The Todd-Marshall DeliriumA Selfie With the Corpse, That's Probably Assault, and Your Cemetery is Now a CostcoAlso:I Celebrate Ron Pieratt, Who Met Jesus OnceA Perfect Storm of YouTube IdiocyBrandon's Spider PhaseThis Iconic Gen X Movie is ExcrementA Killing in the Undertaking BusinessGhastly Beheading VideosPure Adulterated 100% MisanthropeAll My Years Doing AutopsiesWe Need Him Back Home Making PotatoesOur Giant Keebler Elf Head Cookie JarOriginally recorded May 30, 2022.2022-06-031h 05The Todd-Marshall DeliriumLiterally Tear Off Your Face, Dalí's Magic Checkbook, and We're Ugly but HardworkingAlso:Strange Deep Dives into Various EsotericaDon't Mind Kiko, our GorillaStrange Internet DetritusI'd Rather Eat RandyA Cheese Grater to the Skin of My LegWhen Your Phone Rings, Flush the ToiletGrab Onto an EyelidIn the Foggy Nondescript Horizon of the Afterglow of My MemoryYour Future Child's Tiger MomFootball is DumbOriginally recorded May 17, 2022.2022-05-2757 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumWhat I Don't Like About Topologists, Impossibly Fluid Play-Doh, and Sid the Torture KidAlso:Pissed at the Local Lawn ServiceWe Went All Marxist on Chuck's AssA Giant Gaping Shotgun-Wound Patch of Dead BrownWhat the Birds Do During Your CrucifixionI Bravely Exercised my 3rd Amendment RightsHow Fast are the Windshield Wipers on Your Tractor?Greedy Stupid Evil RacistsThis Was the Hell That Was 2020Masters of Human Torture and ImpalingI Know About His Magic OcelotOriginally recorded May 12, 2022.2022-05-201h 11The Todd-Marshall DeliriumTime to Order Your War Bride, A Bit of a Lexical Albatross, and Screw You, Chuck!Also:Pirouettes on Top of the FetusIs the Enola Gay Homophobic?Underground Shit-Covered SlumsUse "Plinth" in ConversationVarious People Eating RocksDiscolored, Grainy, and Ugly to the EyeWish Him Out Into the CornfieldPuréed Fish in Your PocketA Fair Amount of Strippering Going OnPlausibly Fictional Mole PeopleOriginally recorded May 9, 2022.2022-05-131h 04The Todd-Marshall DeliriumA Skin Flute in Mexico, Publicly Purée a Goldfish? and Daddy is in Superposition Right NowAlso:I Was Conceived on Knox StreetBack-of-the-Napkin Indictments of CapitalismCat Saliva Makes it All BetterSoup to Nuts, Farm to NugI am, Legendarily, the StomachThose Horse Tranquilizers He's Been TakingNational Lima Bean Respect DayShafted by Woodworker WillyPot Brothers at LawYour Parents Did Not Copulate That OftenOriginally recorded May 1, 2022.2022-05-0652 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumRoy Spoils Yet Another Movie, PJ Doesn't Believe in Shakras, and An Accident at the Gasoline PumpAlso:Waffles Fries or a Loaded Baked PotatoImprison All Your ComediansA Portrait of Horrifying DysfunctionShe's 86 and She's My PsychotherapistGuaranteed Steaming and Trouser JazzTake a Shit in Someone's ShoeThat's Basically a RazorDoes it Second-Order Affect Me?Assert Yourself Like a MotherfuckerWhen Women Started Making Banana BreadOriginally recorded April 14, 2022.2022-04-2257 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumNovel Experiences With Weed and Chicken, Is it Dweezil? and Name Your Child YipAlso:Jones' Good-Ass BBQ and Foot MassageA Smorgasbord of Hummable MelodiesIt Became a Drinking AnthemFrenetic Jazz in 17/9 TimeYou Were a Druggie WhoreOld, Old Pieces of Internet DetritusHaving Burgled a Music StoreI Keep Things From Hitting FloorsThe Right Burnt Orange is Very PleasingSnooty Latte-Sipping SophisticatesOriginally recorded April 7, 2022.2022-04-151h 05The Todd-Marshall DeliriumHow to Pistol-Whip a Pineapple, Andrea's Iron Rice Bowl, and I Was a Proper CinephileAlso:Western Metal and Mongolian Throat SingingA Light On and a Gun Under His PillowI've Never Sold a Bobsled RunAny Trait More Detestable Than CowardiceHere for an Intellectual TickleThe Approximate Thickness and Viscosity of a Human SkullNo Tuggy From ShaniaStep Yourself Into a Place of AlienationA Genius Dead in a Rice FieldF-Bombs? Use 'Em. Stories About Hookers? Tell 'Em.Originally recorded March 24, 2022.2022-04-0153 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 21The last bloody, violent installment in a 4-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded March 22, 2022.2022-03-2926 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 20Another installment in a delicious 4-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded March 21, 2022.2022-03-2826 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 19A gripping installment in a (now) 4-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded March 18, 2022.2022-03-2519 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 18A riveting installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded March 14, 2022.2022-03-2123 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 17Another chilling entry in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded March 11, 2022.2022-03-1823 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 16Another weird episode in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded March 10, 2022.2022-03-1720 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 15Another installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded March 9, 2022.2022-03-1619 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 14Another dizzying installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded March 8, 2022.2022-03-1519 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 13Another baffling installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded March 7, 2022.2022-03-1416 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 12Another whimsical installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded March 2, 2022.2022-03-0923 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 11Another odd installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded March 1, 2022.2022-03-0823 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 10Another installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded February 28, 2022.2022-03-0728 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 9Yet another installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded February 25, 2022.2022-03-0426 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 8Another installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded February 24, 2022.2022-03-0325 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 7Another installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded February 23, 2022.2022-03-0223 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 6Another installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded February 22, 2022.2022-03-0123 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 5Another installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded February 21, 2022.2022-02-2823 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 4Another installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded February 18, 2022.2022-02-2531 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 3Another installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded February 17, 2022.2022-02-2420 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 2Another installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded February 16, 2022.2022-02-2322 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 1Another installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded February 15, 2022.2022-02-2217 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Challenge: Day 0Today is the first installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants.Originally recorded February 14, 2022.2022-02-2115 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumCatfish-Ridden Slime, I Got Grilled in Mexico, and From Which Orifice?Also:Norovirus From the Nonstop BuffetI Wouldn't Nail My Mom to ThatAn Open and Slightly Used Vomit BagI'll Pour Molten Lead Down His ThroatChumpa Don't Want None, Chumpa Don't Get NoneThink to Talk or Talk to Think?One of the Worst Wiping Experiences of My LifeSubversion is a No-No WordWe're at the Center of the Goddamn UniverseHave Children Bite Off Your FingertipsOriginally recorded February 11, 2022.2022-02-181h 05The Todd-Marshall DeliriumBite the Wax Tadpole, Selfish Skinflint Freeloaders, and Is Amputation a Leading Indicator?Also:Here's the Church, Here's the SheepleInsects are Known to Get HighI Didn't Get IntubatedPretty Sure Mitochondria are ConsciousScreaming Into Their Steering WheelWhen Jeff Goldblum Does ShroomsA Gigantic Apple Fritter and a Cadbury Creme EggCells Dream TooWorthy of Your Mouth, Worthy of HappinessHow Do You Play Balderdash?A Pair of YokelsOriginally recorded January 20, 2022.2022-01-281h 11The Todd-Marshall DeliriumMcClane's Bloody Feet, Is Dynamite a Plastic Explosive? and The Umwelt of a HouseflyAlso: Azerbaijani Dictators and Cream PuddingOur Non-Subcribers are ReprehensibleDrugs are Optional and SuperfluousWho Gives a Shit About Glass?Tarantino's Foot FetishSamuel L Jackson Shoots Someone With SomethingMister Names-and-Dates-and-Moon-Phases GuyMicrotonal Lo-Fi HiphopIt's Crude, It's Violent, There's HookersGreek, With a Belfast AccentOriginally recorded January 6, 2022.2022-01-141h 04The Todd-Marshall DeliriumLet Me Feed the Skinks, What a Farshtunkener! and The Biggest Moon We Know OfAlso:A Personal Day With the LizardsMy Marxist-Feminist DialecticFreezers Full of Dead MiceHe's Dead, for a YearThrow Yourself at the Ground and MissObliterated by a SemiCan You Describe Your Camel?Mining Asteroids to Make More PaperclipsArt So Good You Can't Bear to Look at ItI Still Think About the Total Perspective VortexOriginally recorded December 30, 2021.2022-01-071h 06The Todd-Marshall DeliriumWe Give Salmon a Voice, Justify Your Sudden Yowling, and Middleditch Goes MetaAlso:Sick of You By Day TwoYour Paradox is a Cousin of My ParadoxMachines That Fall Out of the SkyIt's Like a Flemish LijiangBrady is UnflappableExplaining ZipfMoonface Martin Steals the ShowDrop the Time GuillotineEveryone's Got a Heath Ledger Hot TakeBallooning With Rookies Like MeOriginally recorded December 9, 2021.2021-12-171h 15The Todd-Marshall DeliriumIt's Like an Elephant-Pig, You Do a Great Gilbert Gottfried, and Why Saudi Women Didn't DriveAlso:My Ass Goes Up and My Head Goes DownZinck or Cink?It is Bone, It is Water, It is BrainThat Weird MiasmaTwinkle, Twinkle Little SweaterLarry Planted LandminesA Junior SnuffleupagusAre There Jaguars in Arabia?Just Like the Kitchen SinkThe Bumbling Fellow at Ellis IslandOriginally recorded November 18, 2021.2021-11-261h 06The Todd-Marshall DeliriumTurkeys Suck, Getting the Shits in Shigu, and I Hunger for Your TouchAlso:Children Burning Up at ChristmasCaruncle, Protuberance, Plinth, Exoteric, CoagulateRobin, the Darling of the DemocratsPsilocybes, Man!Toss the Chicken Onto the Luggage RackAll Our Curses are GermanicBollywood-Level CornyThe Righteous Brothers, in NaxiPulverizing a Different RobotA Green Giggly HomeschoolerOriginally Recorded November 11, 20212021-11-191h 01The Todd-Marshall DeliriumDirty Milk Daniel, You Don't Have a Cheese Plug? and Venomous Cobras All Over DelhiAlso:It's Better to Eat a Human SoulA Spice, a Sprinkle, an Element, a SplashSpew Out Heat From Every Wall and OrificeThe Gluttony of PreferenceLactose Intolerant in AnatevkaBrush Your Tongue Until It's PinkTerrible, Terrible BicyclesYou Bastards are Learning the Wrong LessonSmelling of the TranscendentGive a McMansion to the HomelessOriginally recorded November 3, 2021.2021-11-121h 05The Todd-Marshall DeliriumKissing Your Mermaid, the Digital Jesus Belt Buckle, and 25 Years a LongshoremanAlso:A Trifle of TrufflesPreparation Rituals for the BlessednessPerpetually Balanced on the Edge of Poe's LawBigfoot Hunting on Day OneHi, I'm Mycological Matt!McGregor, the Cazique of PoyaisI Auditioned for a Rectal ProbeWow, You Look MisunderstoodFisting the Memory HoleThe Standard Costume of Your ArchetypeOriginally recorded October 21, 2021.2021-10-291h 07The Todd-Marshall DeliriumThat Guy is on Quaaludes, Run Yourself Off Into a Bog, and Those are the Poison Arrows!Also:Strangely Feeble, and yet DangerousThe Guy That Catfishes PedophilesMushroom, Composer, or Obscure Disease?Sad Little Creature-Like PeopleAlcohol Irritates my BladderWhen Far Side Jumped the SharkNo, You'll Love This PornThe Gashlycrumb TiniesAnd I've Met Some BombastsWeird, Beautiful, and JellyfishOriginally recorded October 15, 2021.2021-10-221h 11The Todd-Marshall DeliriumGratuitous Volleyball Insertion, Have You Seen Caden's Hair? and Go Easy on the NookyAlso:I am Blessed With BlessednessMaking All the Girls Whinny With DelightDon't Microaggress Me, MotherfuckerThey Were All Pretty SmellyI'm Not Deteriorating; I Have MushroomsOne of Them Turned Out to be a NudistLike Drippings Off a Wet DogNot Very Fond of Parcel BombsHe Had Legendary BedheadIt Takes a Lot to Get Me HallucinatingRecorded October 7, 20212021-10-151h 06The Todd-Marshall DeliriumA Full-on Fugue State, Chocolate Eclair Taco Salad, and You Brought an Emmy to Work?Also:Diseases of the Venereal SortOn Xanex With No ProprioceptionMandarin-SplainingWhat the Hell is a Butterburger?Terrified of NeedlesThe Flywheel Has Not Fully EngagedAugurs as Murder WeaponsBumbye No Mo WineNot Going to Have Seven Panic AttacksSchoolbus, Football, and HulkRecorded September 23, 2021.2021-10-081h 02The Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Psychedelic Synagogue, 9,000 Bodies Buried Here, and Sex Lives of the Potato MenAlso:Down a Dark Hallway Onto a Large EggBenjamin, the Silverback RabbiA Split With the TranscendentProving the Zero TheoremI Sucked at Shop ClassMore in a Rave Than in a ChurchHigh Fact Finder, Low Quick StartPsychedelics as a SacramentMy Family History of SchizophreniaChristoph Waltz, but NakedRecorded September 16, 2021.2021-10-0157 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumZahavian Signaling, Propelled to Make Virginia Scream, and Bubble Upon Bubble Upon BubbleAlso:Walking a Tightrope in a GaleWhy My Orange Juice is KosherOne of Them Does Not Speak NorwegianEventually Lunch Bucket DisappearedYour 3rd Grader Will Commit SuicideWine for Catholics, Beer for ProtestantsA Brutalist Eyesore of Bizarre ProportionsIf You Ever Get Lost in Old TownNon-Blood Diamonds, PleaseCapsaicin is Basically GodOriginally recorded September 9, 2021.2021-09-2459 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumThe Pandemic Killed Romeo, a Roomba Named Mingus, and I Only Date GeniusesAlso:The Slime is PalpableAll of Them PerpendicularCould She be Sapiosexual?Wilberforce, the DogLosing One's Virginity to SofíaGod's Will for SpinstersCurry Drops 54Sex (Counseling) with Pastor GregSad, You SeeDon't Tell Carrie FisherOriginally recorded August 6, 2021.2021-09-171h 05The Todd-Marshall DeliriumTo Misquote Nietzsche, Outraged by Man Buns, and Look at the Big Brain on AtatürkAlso:The First Day Involves VomitLooking Forward to Grief PizzaDigging Up Antonin ScaliaA Hummer for Every Sex OffenderButtered Ermal, Braised TrakeDecapitation as a Side EffectSurprise Her With a ShootingYour Banh Mi is Kinda RacistPerpetual Death by ElectrocutionStart Running in MauritaniaOriginally recorded July 29, 2021.2021-09-101h 03The Todd-Marshall DeliriumMarbled Cuyler Meat, Can I Enlist in the Ant War? and A Little Bit of My Pig BrainAlso:Stop Eating Horses!While the Germans Were Kaisering AboutThe Donkey is Beefy-LambyWomen, Excluded From ShootingsThe Creature You're Eating was an AssholeLuther Makes Great CatStand Up for the BullhornWe've Hit an Absorbing BarrierThe Termitary as an OrganismClothes Remain StainlessThe Dog I've EatenHis Name is FuterFind and Kill the QueenWhen Nothing Sticks to TeflonOriginally recorded July 15, 2021.2021-08-271h 04The Todd-Marshall DeliriumBecause You're Malleable, Jethro the Shaman, and Did You Say Dog Cancer?Also:The Day That He was CircumcisedNo Whistle Pig Before 2 p.m.On the Doll Where He Touched YouNine Straight Days in PocatellaAre Bicycles Carcinogenic?A Simple Val Kilmer MarathonGet Us to the Martinis FasterRobespierre Time for YouKilts up, Boys!Kenny G Continues to Plague ChinaIf You See a Lump, Say a LumpOriginally recorded July 8, 2021.2021-08-201h 13The Todd-Marshall DeliriumRuminating Among the Jesuses, Constipated Men of Power, and The Didgeridoo is Scaring MeAlso:Significant Exegetical DifficultyI Will Die by the TangentThey Mean Phallic MalesThese Venezuelans are Seventh Day AdventistsMiddle Finger at the Cocoa HutYou Can't Marry My WifePut on the Blinder and See the KaleidoscopeWas Calvin Anabaptist?Find Enkidu at the BrothelIt's Not, It's Not, and You Can'tThey Don't Take Gandhi's ColorTell Me About Them Shrooms, GirlOriginally recorded July 1, 2021.2021-08-131h 11The Todd-Marshall DeliriumLuke Beheads Parking Meters, Nude in Cancun, and Toothpaste as a ProxyAlso:I Abused the Party BusThankful for White RussiansYoung Ladies Still Notice DougF-Bombs During Weather ReportLet the Mouse WinThe Meaning is MeatTwo Hundred Necessary FightsDo You Gouge Your Hummus?Seger May Sound PerverseOriginally recorded June 24, 2021.2021-08-0656 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumName the Peat Moss, Is Maslow Upside Down? and Stupid ObjectivesAlso:• Some Models are Deadly• Scotsmen Dying in Bogs• My Maze Has a Homing Beacon• T-Shirts for Incels• Slime Molds Across Japan• Bored by Dr. Jekyll• Bari's Class was PropagandaOriginally recorded June 17, 2021.2021-07-301h 08The Todd-Marshall DeliriumSomali Pirates on Yom Kippur, Virgin Prostitutes, and Mushrooms Without VisualsAlso:• The Horse Versus the Screaming Monkey• Cemetery Hangings• The Cat's Meow of Bowling Alleys• Frisbee LeadershipOriginally recorded June 10, 2021.2021-07-2359 minThe Todd-Marshall DeliriumTaco Envy, Billie the Queen, and Going PresuppositionalAlso:• Dreaming of Bluish Turtles• Dudes in Matriarchal Cultures• How to Get Really Stoned on Your Wedding NightOriginally recorded May 20, 2021.2021-07-121h 15