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If Anyone's ListeningWE ARE SO BACK [MEGASODE]We cover so much ground.. so many opinions.. so much nuance but you already knew that. Just remember... "Distance only makes the heart grow fonder" so you this podcast will fondle you for sure. A megasode is better than none. I woulda also like to fully disclose that I do not really member anything recorded from this podcast so nothing I said can or will be held against me.Follow the fellas on the gram:@fromthejvmp@bumpcontrol@dumpsterfiretcg. (special guest)WEBSITE IS LIVE: www.EmpureUSA.com2023-08-292h 30If Anyone's ListeningBachelor Party BoyzHours before Bumpcontrol's Bachelor Party we did a podcast. That's the pitch.2023-06-2958 minIf Anyone's ListeningCruise CastFresh off a week cruise, Bumpcontrol tells us of his experience and we have some world crushing nuance on the cruise industry. What else did you expect?2022-04-022h 01If Anyone's ListeningFirst Day OutLadies & Gentleman... we got him.... OUTTA HIS PARENTS HOUSE! In celebration of my new apartment bumpcontrol and I did my first day out podcast. I talk about the moving experience and end up going hard in the paint for like 2 hours. We talk moving, dating apps, the insane things women post in their profiles, working from home, and much more. Also this is now a DATING PODCAST. We will provide you a path to getting ladies on the hellish experience of dating apps. 2022-02-261h 42If Anyone's ListeningA Wholesome Christmas EpisodeBumpcontrol and I exchange gifts and discuss Christmas sorry for the month gap folks. Will be explained in next episodes. IT WILL ALL MAKE SENSE SOON! I know its very late and likely will not vibe well since well Christmas was a month ago. 2022-01-161h 09If Anyone's ListeningRiveting ContentBumpcontrol and I talk fetishes, building Gundams, the infinite wisdom of Kevin Gates, New Year anxiety, the journey of success, and I ramble about the insanity of the Epstein case.Buy a shirt:www.EmpureUSA.comLeave a 5 star review on the pod! 2021-12-061h 09If Anyone's ListeningShirtless, Paranoid, and PodcastingEPISODE 117 SHOUT OUT MASTER CHIEF! I think this may be the final episode from my trip to Kentucky to visit bumpcontrol. We talk Kentucky shit, NFTs, Smash Bros, paranoid driving, an assortment of spicy topics and enjoy each other's company. This is a real ass fella podcast. Follow us on IG@ifanyoneslistening@bumpcontrolBUY SHIRTSwww.EmpureUSA.com 2021-11-091h 22If Anyone's ListeningI Drove to Kentucky to PodcastI drove 7 hours to visit Bumpcontrol in Kentucky to bro down, hodown, and get onnnnnnnnnnn. I will fill out the biography here with more details at work tomorrow. I have a lot to explain. Enjoy Buy some t-shirtswwww.EmpureUSA.com 2021-10-191h 01If Anyone's ListeningWeird Dreams Among Other ThingsBumpcontrol and I talk about dreams. Thats the selling point. I dream every night. I think I am an indigo child. What do they mean? Who knows. Sure are fun to chat about.2021-09-211h 00If Anyone's ListeningPre-Nut ClarityThe Genocide of Tomato Town, Chrissy Tiegan at it again, a wholesome Roblox enthusiast, and a 43 tweet schizo post from an English House wife... all covered by 3 idiots on a zoom call. On this farm to table podcast we explore these topics with pre-nut clarity.Follow the fellasIG: BumpcontrolIG: IfAnyonesListeningTwitter:@Empure_US@NuttedOnMyBalls 2021-03-2158 minIf Anyone's ListeningWE DEM BOYZ (of podcasting)Fresh off my 10 hour car ride from Nebraska, we record one of our greatest podcasts.... It's safe to say we are dem boyz (of podcasting). This one was a labor of love and felt like we were really in our lane on this one or maybe I was just drunk and delirious. Thanks for listening folks I truly appreciate it. Please leave us a 5 star review so we can trick more people into listening to us.Follow UsIG: @ifanyoneslisteningIG: @bumpcontrolIG: @Empure.USTwitter@Empure_US@nu...2021-03-141h 11If Anyone's Listening"The Pod Goes Sober"This was recorded about a week into our new sobriety LOL. I think we may actually have some sober pod swag what can I say. Thanks for listening I don't feel like writing a bio today. Follow the gangIG:@ifanyoneslistening@bumpcontrol@anilladakillaTwitter@empure_us@nuttedonmyballs2021-02-0757 minIf Anyone's ListeningWELL THAT FAiLED QUIBLi ... LOLTHE $1.7B FAILURE OF "QUIBI" BROKEN DOWN BY 3 DRUNK GENIUSES. The most expensive app no one asked for crafted by 2 apex boomer brains with seemingly unlimited money. Please leave us a 5 STAR REVIEW on iTunes so we can trick more people into listening Follow us on IG@ifanyoneslistening@bumpcontrolFollow us on Twitter@EMPURE.US@nuttedonmyballs2021-01-2452 minIf Anyone's ListeningMulti-tasking Podcaster ProdigyI am a man of many talents, talking and building a Gundam are 2 of them.Follow the boysIG: IFANYONESLISTENINGTwitter: @nuttedonmyballsIG: @BUMPCONTROLIG: @DRIFTWOOD_OUTLETEMAIL USifanyoneslisteningpod@gmail.com2020-11-301h 05If Anyone's ListeningTHANKSGIVING DAY SPECIALGobble Gobble Bitches we got a farm to table podcast with your moderately favorite podcasts.IG: FromTheJvmpIG: BumpcontrolIG:Driftwood_OutletTwitter:@nuttedonmyballs2020-11-261h 03If Anyone's ListeningBetty vs Veronica: An Ethical DilemmaPlease email us with what character you want to have sex with at so we can get to the bottom of this ifanyoneslisteningpod@gmail.comFollow the IG: @ifanyoneslisteningFollow Austin on Twitter @nuttedonmyballsFollow Bump on IG @bumpcontrol2020-10-261h 05If Anyone's ListeningU-MAD AIRLINESYou never know what you will learn on Spirit Airlines! Baggage is extra but the knowledge is free.Follow Bumpcontrol on IG @bumpcontrolFollow Austin on Twitter @nuttedonmyballsVideo 1:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tllP3CJbOhgVideo 2:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo34J2vbO2A2020-10-1956 minIf Anyone's ListeningINDiANapolis ft. BumpcontrolLive in from a seedy hotel on the outskirts of Indianapolis, Bumpcontrol and I enter dangerous waters discussing Tinder, stereotypes in retail, and how to end toxic masculinity once and for all, using woke eugenics.Theres a special energy in the air when we record in person, I hope you enjoy I think we snapped on this one fr fr dead ass, fella.Follow Bumpcontrol on IG@bumpcontrol2020-10-0559 minIf Anyone's ListeningPodcasting is A Human Right ft. Car CrashCar Crash is back from the dead and back on the scene and we felt it was only right to do fully loaded podcast. The unholy union of podcasting is back together and we had a blast making this. Thanks for listening folks, this has been the biggest month in views for the podcast ever. God Bless CAR CRASH BOYZListen to Car Crashhttps://carcrash.libsyn.comFollow Eddy https://twitter.com/carcrash9000Follow Ryan from Car Crash on IGhttps://www.instagram.com/xyz3nith/?hl=af2020-09-271h 14If Anyone's ListeningWoodfellasAustin, Andy, and Bumpcontrol are back for another action packed episode. Thanks for listening folks, we got a lot of big things on the way. Be sure to follow the YouTube page, link below.Empure Media / If Anyone's Listeninghttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCygV9rX_ezaEW1uOMi2ikig?view_as=subscriberLeprechaun Videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ljOcl39PQ2020-08-101h 02If Anyone's ListeningDeer Blind DrunkBumpcontrol was back in MI for the weekend so we got in the hot tub, drank 11 beers each and decided to do a podcast. If I am being totally honest I have no idea what was said in this podcast and am praying nothing was problematic because theres nothing I can do at this point. The show must go on. Thanks for listening folks2020-07-041h 03If Anyone's ListeningM.M.M.AThe hometeam teams up for the first group pod. Austin, Mxtch__Lxp, Bumpcontrol and I talk about white guy's roasting kryptonite, wypipo, public urination, and a buncha wildly profound shit. YEA'HERD'MEHH2020-05-141h 19If Anyone's ListeningWypipo Be Like Dudes Rock 2020Two of the pods closest friends and contributers Austin & Bumpcontrol of "If Anyone's Listening" have joined forces to bring the IAL universe together and forever affect the canon of the show. Wow, talk about a pitch. Per usual we talk about a myriad of very interesting topics that will leave you eagerly wanting more or not. Either way a download is a download.2020-05-0959 minIf Anyone's ListeningA Tale of Two Mitches ft BumpcontrolWell, I think that's how you spell plural Mitches? more like 2 bitches am I right? Hey-hee sorry for the delayed podcast, as I'm sure anyone listening is fiending for more content. This podcast was recorded 15 days into quarantine and again- nothing said in this quarantine can be used against me since I was not mentally stable at the time because quarantine. 2020-04-281h 01If Anyone's ListeningHunter No-Moore ft BumpcontrolThis episode I call into my good friend and colleague "Bumpcontrol" to discuss the internet, Hunter Moore, Twitter, and a series of tangents in usual If Anyone's Listening fashion. Be sure to go subscribe and leave that mean 5 star review to win a gift card. Please do that so I can stop asking or else.2020-02-091h 06