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The F PlusThe F PlusBoobs In Raingear with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Sanguinary Novel Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: rainwearcentral.com regnfrakker.dk Content provided by Secret Gaygent 69. Edited by Lemon. The people over at Rainwear Central have a fetish for rainwear. Whether it's ponchos or mackintoshes, wellingtons or sou'westers – they've got a lot of words to write, and they're all written with a British accent. Bunnybread is the only person in this episode who is able to do a British accent, but unfortunately that doesn't stop the others from trying. This week, The F Plus is fit to...2021-04-301h 33The F PlusThe F PlusEveryone Here Is On Ayahuasca with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: ayahuasca.com Content provided by Secret Gaygent 69. Edited by Bunnybread. The website ayahuasca.com has a forum, and its 21,000 members are (as you might guess) fans of the psychoactive drug ayahuasca. Their conversations are quite profound as they understand both gravity and Antarctica. This week, The F Plus gets namasty. Music used: Emergency Broadcast Network - Psychoactive Drugs 1200 Micrograms - Acid for Nothing Chapters provided by Bunnybread 2020-12-311h 11The F PlusThe F PlusEverything But The Sex Stories with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Kumquatxop Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: sexstories.com Content provided by Seth "Slimy" Rollins. Edited by Lemon. Since 2000, Sex Stories Dot Com has been trying to serve its titular goal: Providing the people willing to look at the website with stories of sexual activity. However, that's not all the site has. There's also essays, product reviews, self-help guides, jokes, and poetry. And that's the stuff we'll be looking at. This week, The F Plus gives you something to listen to during your 15 minute jerk break.2020-08-171h 22The F PlusThe F PlusYou Are Likely To Be Yiffed By A Grue with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Bunnybread Portaxx Frank West Lemon reading: Patreon.com fapp.pbworks.com balls.horse Content provided by The Lesbiathan,Heavenator. Edited by Lemon. Fapp is a furry erotic tabletop roleplaying game. Now, credit where it's due, they own the domain balls dot horse, which is a fantastic name. However, as you're about to find out, everything they enjoy is profoundly disgusting. This week, The F Plus requests a court-ordered explungement. Music used: Viagara Boys - Down In The Basement Reggie Watts - Fuck Shit...2020-07-231h 23The F PlusThe F PlusDo The Dishes, Charles with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Frank West Squiddy Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Mix. Edited by Lemon. The Redditors on r/BadRoommates are frustrated by their roommates. Why? Well, they'd like to tell you, but that would require a familiarization with the English language far greater than any of them are capable. But the roommates have been warned! This week, The F Plus has a Sour Daddy. Music used: Possum Dixon - Emergency's About To End Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper - Ain't Gonna Wash...2020-05-201h 12The F PlusThe F PlusClips 4 Bake Sale with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Victor Laszlo Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: clips4sale.com Content provided by Mix. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Hey, this is a gross one! We started reading a Clips 4 Sale document, and then very quickly realized was all about food. We've got recipes, we've got cooking tips, we've got women upside down with their head in a laundry basket, really - all your staples. It's very disgusting, but also fun. And Jimmyfranks bought a whistle. This week, The F Plus can't seem to sell any of...2020-04-151h 25The F PlusThe F PluswikiHow The Game Show | F Plus Live 8 | Heat 4 with: bumpgrrl Jimmyfranks Bunnybread STOG Edited by Jimmyfranks. bumpgrrl - r/creepybossta Jimmyfranks - How to Fake Your Own Death Bunnybread - How to Throw a LEGO-themed Party (for Adults) STOG - How to Vomit While Driving Hands above the waist, Bunnybread. Heat 1 | Heat 2 | Heat 3 | Final Heat Music used: Boots Raingear - wikiHow The Game Show Vote Music Chapters provided by Adam Bozarth 2020-03-0144 minThe F PlusThe F PlusThe Suicide Banquet with: Adam Bozarth Achilles' Heelies John Toast Portaxx Frank West Squiddy Boots Raingear Bunnybread Lemon STOG Nutshell Gulag Victor Laszlo reading: wikihow.com Content provided by Neal. Edited by Lemon. At The F Plus' Suicide Banquet, we're serving the following... Adam Bozarth: Roasted Lettuce, Radicchio, and Endive Achilles' Heelies: Noodle and Coffee Casserole John Toast: Tofu French Toast Portaxx: Mashed Potato Ghosts (video) Frank West: Gamer Sandwiches Squiddy: Amaretto Sour Cherry Popsicles Boots Raingear: Fenelon Poutine Bunnybread: Boob Cake Lemon: Raw Vegan Tom Kha Soup STOG: Parsnip Pancakes Nutshell Gulag...2019-11-061h 47The F PlusThe F PlusI Am The Goddess Of Salvia with: Boots Raingear John Toast Bunnybread Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: bluelight.org Content provided by Mix. Edited by Lemon. While bluelight.org is not the only drugs forum on the internet, it has had about two decades to collect nearly half a million users, many of whom are very excited to share their experiences of the things they've done, thought, and said while on drugs. And most of those things are about trance albums, apparently. This week: Dilute, dilute, dilute! OK, OK, OK? Music used: Butthole...2019-09-181h 26The F PlusThe F PlusDon't Forget (I'm) The A-Hole with: Bunnybread Boots Raingear Frank West Achilles' Heelies Jack Chick Squiddy Lemon reading: reddit.com Content provided by Ambious,Cheapskate. Edited by Achilles' Heelies. People need a moral arbiter in their lives, and while that's understandable, it's an odd move to trust Reddit to do it for you. And yet, r/AmITheAsshole is there, and it's handling hundreds of conflicts a day. This week, The F Plus gets disgusted by an ugly 8. Music used: Sara Bareilles - Sweet As Whole Nina Simone - Nobody's Fault but Mine...2019-04-141h 28The F PlusThe F PlusGiving You Tingles with: Boots Raingear Frank West Nutshell Gulag Bunnybread Lemon reading: experienceproject.com reddit.com asmr.fm Content provided by LINDA. Edited by Boots Raingear. The topic of ASMR first caught a number of peoples' attention as a very strange looking and suddenly popular YouTube goldrush. The idea of whispering, crinkling, and providing a number of close wet sounds is very much tied into the happiness of a certain demographic who we're honestly a little concerned about. This week, The F Plus contemplates the opposite of nails on a chalkboard.2019-03-101h 21The F PlusThe F PlusF Plus Live 7 | Seattle, I Guess | Part 1 with: Lemon Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo J W Friedman STOG Jack Chick Bunnybread Frank West Nutshell Gulag Content provided by Montrith,Adam Bozarth. Edited by Lemon. It took us until our seventh F Plus Live to figure out that we could do it somewhere other than Minneapolis, and that we could do it in a theatre! We're so excited about the idea that we start things off with a musical number, before moving right in to reading crap! 2 Wrongs Don't Make A Right (A Christian Puppet...2018-11-171h 31The F PlusThe F PlusF Plus Live 7 | Seattle, I Guess | Part 2 with: Lemon Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo J W Friedman STOG Jack Chick Bunnybread Frank West Nutshell Gulag Content provided by Montrith,Adam Bozarth. Edited by Lemon. As is tradition, we return from the break drunker than we were when we started, which becomes really obvious in Lemon's failed introductions. But we've got more crap to read, and we're going to read it! In the end, the room shares what they've learned before being visited by a special guest who has an especially smelly message of peace. But...2018-11-171h 08The F PlusThe F PlusShorn To Secrecy with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Lemon reading: wikipedia.org nofap.com hvids.net haircut.net Content provided by Shell Game,dijon du jour. Edited by Lemon. We've previously taught you that being into women's hair is a thing, but it turns out that the cutting of hair is a thing as well. There's a surprising number of sites documenting this fact, and we're looking at several of them, from forums to niche porn to... well, that's really it. This week, The F Plus saves #0000 for when we're...2018-09-071h 12The F PlusThe F PlusOur First And Only Vore Episode with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Bunnybread Nutshell Gulag Frank West Lemon reading: aryion.com Content provided by Spooks. Edited by Lemon. It's kind of weird that a podcast that's existed for as long as ours has, that covers the sort of material that we do, has yet to do a full-on vore episode. Just a primer in case you need it: Vore is the (predominantly furry) preoccupation with one party eating the other. It's separate from cannibalism because there's a size differential and complete disregard for physical reality which tends to...2018-07-301h 17The F PlusThe F PlusIt's Trichy! with: Bunnybread Frank West Kumquatxop Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: kinkyforums.com Content provided by Morgan. Edited by Lemon. You might expect that the people over at KinkyForums are dilettantes with their sexual proclivities, but that would be a mistake. They have found what is, for them, the one perfect fetish: hair. They may disagree on hair length, hair texture, and the most desirable haircuts, but they really like hair. And, as you're about to learn, their love of hair comes at a disservice to you, personally. This week, The...2018-04-031h 20The F PlusThe F PlusPlane Crazy with: Boots Raingear STOG Bunnybread Isfahan Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: reddit.com furaffinity.net deviantart.com Content provided by Mix. Edited by Jimmyfranks. Our world was made a lot smaller with the proliferation of airplanes. Costing hundreds of millions of dollars apiece, an airplane can provide safe and efficient travel over the Atlantic in mere hours. Planes are great! Who wouldn't want to fuck one? This week, The F Plus comes for the plane sex and stays for the Deviantart poetry. Music used: 1000 Mona Lisas- Jet The Damned...2018-02-141h 12The F PlusThe F PlusThe Screenplays of ComicsNix with: Boots Raingear John Toast Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: fanfiction.net Content provided by Eider Duck. Edited by Boots Raingear. ComicsNix is a somewhat prolific fan fiction author who became a brief point of internet interest after writing a story where Severus Snape has sex with all the Teletubbies. But that's passé now, so we're off to explore his other, more intellectual works — like the one where Batman has sex with Robocop in order to stimulate amnesia, or the complications that arose after Bella Swan summoned Satan to be her personal bod...2017-12-211h 10The F PlusThe F PlusFor No One's Consideration with: Bunnybread Frank West John Toast Isfahan Boots Raingear reading: movie-ideas.wikia.com Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Boots Raingear. The Movie Ideas Wiki is (and this is going to come as a surprise) a wiki wherein people write and catalog ideas they have for movies. But (and this may come as an even bigger surprise) the ideas posted on that wiki are crap. So Boots was thinking "Hey, what if we read these crappy ideas out loud, would that be funny?" The answer may shock you! This...2017-11-121h 15The F PlusThe F PlusFolks On Amazon Reviewing Dildos with: Boots Raingear STOG Bunnybread Kumquatxop Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: amazon.com Content provided by Curlicue. Edited by Jimmyfranks. As the world's third largest retailer, Amazon provides a marketplace with an ever expanding range of products like groceries, fine art, television shows, video game streams, and dildos. Yes of course dildos this is the internet and there's always dildos. In this episode we're looking at those brave netizens who purchased cheap sex toys on Amazon, found the products lacking, and wanted to tell the world about it. This week, The...2017-10-181h 19The F PlusThe F PlusF Plus Live 6 | Conjuring Satan | Part 1 with: Bunnybread Achilles' Heelies STOG Jack Chick Boots Raingear Content provided by Cheapskate,Montrith,Caroline,A Meat,Heavenator,The Lesbiathan. Edited by Jimmyfranks. The F Plus Live 6 is the biggest and most dangerous F Plus Live in history. After explaining the premise of the show, Lemon starts out handing out documents (or "spells"), and the audience quickly learns there's going to be a lot to wrap your head around. Bunnybread: A Story of Dirt Eating from Experience Project Achilles' Heelies: A selection of poetry from Authors Den STOG: THE P(H)ANTOM! ...2017-09-121h 26The F PlusThe F PlusFindumb with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Bunnybread Squiddy bumpgrrl Lemon reading: findoms.net clips4sale.com Content provided by Girlkisser. Edited by Lemon. The financial domination subculture is one centered around the act of one person giving money to another personfor reasons which must be self evident. We're looking at the thoughts and habits of both the findoms and the paypigs, and the troubles they have getting along with each other. This week, The F Plus can't reach the end of Josh's Amazon wishlist. Music used: Lily Allen...2017-07-091h 21The F PlusThe F PlusAll World Keyboard Wrestling And Roughhouse feDeration with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Adam Bozarth J W Friedman Lemon reading: ewrestling.wikia.com Content provided by Montrith. Edited by Lemon. There's a lot of enthusiastic wrestling fans in the world, and some of them dream of one day becoming professional wrestlers in their own right. In the real world that would take a lot of diligence, luck, and willingness to adopt a lifelong addiction to painkillers - but this is the internet: a place for dreamers. Enter eWrestling Encyclopedia. It's a place where ideas are more important than...2017-04-101h 25The F PlusThe F Plus(Untitled Vaping Episode) with: Boots Raingear Frank West Bunnybread Achilles' Heelies Lemon reading: e-cigarette-forum.com vapingunderground.com vaping360.com Content provided by The Lesbiathan,Heavenator. Edited by Lemon. As vaporizers became more popular in recent years, the internet did what it does: turn an uninteresting pastime into a cultural signifier with its own jargon and infighting. And so were born "Cloud Chasers"; the men who risk friendships, wages, and their own personal safety in a never ending quest to exhale glycerine vapor in a cloud larger than someone else's. Actually, when you type it...2017-02-041h 15The F PlusThe F PlusHere Are Some More Of My Favorite Kinks with: Bunnybread Achilles' Heelies Adam Bozarth Jack Chick Portaxx Lemon reading: www.f-list.net Content provided by Djeser. Edited by Lemon. Back in 2014, we did an episode on a website called F-List, which is a site where furry perverts can share their fetishes in hopes of finding a match with similar bizarre turn-ons. But only recently did we come to find out that the site has forums, where said perverts can share opinions, which are mostly about jism. Of course, we still consulted the fetish matrix because we know how to...2017-01-071h 26The F PlusThe F PlusCraigslist Has Forums? with: Boots Raingear John Toast Jimmyfranks Frank West Bunnybread Lemon reading: forums.craigslist.org Content provided by Nikaer Drekin. Edited by Jimmyfranks. While Grindr may have revolutionized the way people have anonymous gay sex, Craigslist is still a useful repository for people looking for gross furniture, seedy "modeling" jobs and unpaid gigs for exposure. But in addition to all that, they apparently have forums for some reason. In this episode, we're looking specifically at the Ettiquite forums of craigslist, to learn how we can all be better mannered participants...2016-12-2858 minThe F PlusThe F PlusF Plus Live 5 | The Finnish Incident | Part 2 with: Jack Chick Kumquatxop Boots Raingear Bunnybread Content provided by Montrith. Edited by Boots Raingear. The agony continues! With F Plus Live undaunted by Montrith's first selections, she reaches for incompehensible dialect, hardcore dorkporn, and selections of poetry. Did we mention the nuclear tipped Angry Birds? I'm pretty sure we've mentioned the Angry Birds. This is part two of three. Jack Chick's reading contains some very questionable dialogue and Kumquatxop's reading contains questionable everything. Boots Raingear gives a variety of pieces from a single author, and Bunnybread's ad is only in...2016-11-061h 25The F PlusThe F PlusEpisode 231 The Hedgehog with: Isfahan Frank West Bunnybread Lemon reading: sonicfanchara.wikia.com Content provided by Stinky Pete. Edited by Isfahan. The Sonic the Hedgehog franchise has a fanbase that frequently creates their own "original characters" with all of the care, originality and effort that went into the characters they're emulating (which is a compliment to nobody). At the Sonic Fan Character wiki, we're going to read about them, because the world needs to know about Sonic the Hedgehog's cousin, Jack. This week, it can be! Music used: Steven Tyler...2016-10-231h 23The F PlusThe F PlusSomething Something Disrupt with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Portaxx Lemon reading: ideaswatch.com Content provided by A Meat. Edited by Jimmyfranks. The internet is an exciting global landscape under constant dynamic upheaval. I have no idea what any of that means, but we're talking about tech startups here, so it doesn't really matter. We're looking at a site called IdeasWatch where people can pitch their ideas for an interesting app or innovation and then... well, nothing. It's ignored forever. This week, Lemon's still figuring out how to use his new microphone (sorry).2016-08-231h 10The F PlusThe F PlusUGH! F Plus Raps with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread John Toast J W Friedman Lemon reading: deviantart.com wikihow.com songbay.co Content provided by Thursley,PleaseAndThanks. Edited by Lemon. It's been too long since our last musical episode, but this one is worth the wait. We gathered together some of The F Plus' greatest hip-hop enthusiasts (and also Boots) to browse the internet's finest sources for hip hop lyrics; I'm talking about DeviantArt, WikiHow, Yahoo Answers, and some site from Colombia. The result will make you kill a rainbow. This week, The F...2016-08-131h 18The F PlusThe F PlusSteal This Episode with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG Squiddy Lemon reading: tumblr.com reddit.com Content provided by Kanyesutra. Edited by Lemon. The internet is frequently a place where people brag about their talents in a particular skill, and if that skill is stealing things from stores, well that's just fine. We're looking at the people who steal, proudly, and they have things to say. Some of those things are coherant. This week, The F Plus gets some bonus tips on how to be a Sugar Baby. Music used: Jane's...2016-06-251h 18The F PlusThe F PlusYou're Reviewing It Wrong with: John Toast Bunnybread Isfahan Boots Raingear Lemon reading: goodreads.com amazon.com Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Isfahan. A self-published author has a difficult job to do when it comes to promotion. They've got to follow sales, trends, promotions, press, design, and beyond all that, they go on Good Reads and yell at people who didn't like their book. Well, maybe they shouldn't do that last part, but the subjects of today's episode do that anyway. We're looking at authors who, around the internet, show up to...2016-05-272h 08The F PlusThe F PlusI Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream with: Lemon Bunnybread Jimmyfranks STOG Boots Raingear reading: forums.fleshlight.com Content provided by Spooks. Edited by Boots Raingear. Sooooo..... Fleshlight has forums. Did you know this? We didn't know this. Spooks found out about it and now that's what we're reading. As it turns out, this is a surprisingly active forum with a community of members who discuss the finer details of the plastic sleeve that they masturbate into. With that comes some of the standard themes you'd expect, like Harry Potter and gay panic. This...2016-04-061h 21The F PlusThe F PlusAltered Creeps with: Boots Raingear Frank West Bunnybread Lemon reading: tsa.transform.to Content provided by Spooks. Edited by Boots Raingear. The Transformation Story Archive is a very old website where participants share stories about turning into different things: bears, statues, the other sex, and concepts too horrible to read out loud. As a result, this episode is shorter than most. But if you've been looking forward to an episode in which Bunnybread says "crotch" then you are in luck. This week, The F Plus mostly just mushes our breasts together.2016-02-2247 minThe F PlusThe F PlusRetrospective | Part 2 with: Victor Laszlo Frank West STOG Bunnybread Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth Lemon Edited by Lemon. For the second half of our restrospective, we've got a lot of topics we need to cover, including how Victor Laszlo deals with depression and what STOG does in an elevator. Those important matters discussed, we touch on the visibility of women on the internet, how The F Plus met Left Handed Radio, and jokes so bad that they need to be augmented with crickets. The ridiculists then share a few stories about dealing with exhibits in real...2016-01-211h 44The F PlusThe F PlusThe Thing You Like In Pain with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread John Toast Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: imaginensfwoah.tumblr.com Content provided by Positronic. Edited by Lemon. Fanfiction is a complicated artistic endeavor. To connect with an audience, a writer needs to exploit a subject that resonates with an audience, and then serve concept, dialogue and action which the audience would find pleasing. Or, if you're the people behind imaginensfwoah, you skip all of that completely. The characters are non-specific, the setting is non-specific, but the action taking place is 100% disgusting. This is very much one of the...2015-11-081h 10The F PlusThe F PlusPatent Pretending with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Bunnybread Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: ideaconnection.com Content provided by Montrith. Edited by Boots Raingear. Okay, we've spent a couple episodes highlighting the brilliance of people who consider themselves "idea people", but now it's time to spend some time thinking about the other end of the supply chain. Idea Connection is a website that caters to customers who are looking for a terrific idea that they can purchase from the website, along with any relevant patents for this idea. There's only one small problem to this...2015-11-011h 20The F PlusThe F PlusF Plus Live 4 | Part Three with: Bunnybread Boots Raingear Lemon Kumquatxop Edited by Lemon. Part Three of F Plus Live 4 is brought to you by Wow, That's Almost The 90's Part Three Contains Bunnybread: about four minutes of ad copy (audio only) Adam Bozarth: Masturbate Night In America and A Girl (video only) Boots Raingear: The Defenestration of Cornelius Fudge by Qoheleth Lemon Butter Me Up by Pandanarchy Kumquatxop Harry Potter and the Horcrux of the Future by selenepotter Chris Collision & STOG: The Sky Is Falling! by E. B. McMillan 2015-10-251h 04The F PlusThe F PlusThe Merchants of Urine with: Boots Raingear STOG Jack Chick Bunnybread Lemon reading: quickfixurine.com uroclub.com stadiumpal.com amazon.com Content provided by BomberJacket. Edited by Lemon. Have you ever been out in the middle of nowhere, probably camping or playing golf, and then realizing you really, really need to pee? Have you ever entertained the idea of being the secret MacGuyver of peeing, using a machine to discreetly empty your bladder while chatting with company? No? Okay, well, have you ever spent late nights on the Internet, looking for synthetic pee to go...2015-10-1851 minThe F PlusThe F PlusSir Rev. Dr. Prof. John Kitchin Ph.D, Esq. with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick Kumquatxop Lemon reading: nz9f.com Content provided by Montrith. Edited by Lemon. You've probably come up with your own beliefs on sex, politics, race, religion, and capitalism, but you're about to realize that all of those beliefs are wrong. And maybe that reads like a strong declaration, but I bet it would be even stronger if was in 24pt Times New Roman orange bold italics. We're reading the personal website of John Kitchin, a homelesss Ph.D with a lot of ideas and just...2015-03-011h 18The F PlusThe F PlusSaturday Is Alright For Chickenfighting with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: landcforum.com ultimateshoulderrides.com Content provided by Dole. Edited by Boots Raingear. Everyone wants to have a lover they can trust. Someone with whom they'll feel admired, safe, and unique, and someone who will pick them up when they are down. However, some specific people on the internet mean that literally. We're exploring the "lift and carry" fetish, a predilection of (almost entirely) men who are looking for (almost entirely) petite women to carry them on their shoulders. What's the meaning of...2015-02-171h 21The F PlusThe F PlusBut Is It Deviantart? with: Jimmyfranks John Toast Bunnybread Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: deviantart.com Content provided by A Meat. Edited by Jimmyfranks. We're all familiar with DeviantArt as the best place on the internet for crudely drawn pictures of Sonic The Hedgehog hit with a shrink ray and then eaten alive by the the girl in Lollipop Chainsaw. But did you know that DeviantArt also has a large archive of written work, such as poetry? And did you know that the great majority of that written work is terrible? Okay, I'm sure that second...2014-12-201h 10The F PlusThe F PlusWitchyhow.com with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: paganlore.com Content provided by A Meat. Edited by Jimmyfranks. We've done some other magick episodes, but we haven't yet learned the spell that causes any of this to make sense, so we're gonna keep at it. This time, it's PaganLore.com, another one man website with a bunch of poorly written spell instructions and appalling web design choices. This'll be the one where it all makes sense, I'm sure. This week, The F Plus needs to consult with our...2014-11-101h 11The F PlusThe F PlusF Plus Live 3 | Weird Romance | Part 1 with: John Toast Isfahan Bunnybread Frank West Portaxx Edited by Jimmyfranks. From the raucous Grumpy's Bar in Downtown Minneapolis, The F Plus Live is back! This time with an overarching concept of Weird Romance, you'll be hearing pieces many different books, all written by authors with different mental problems. John Toast: Sass Girls X by Imari Imarea Isfahan: Your Alpha My Mate by WolfWriter Boots Raingear, Kumquatxop & Lemon: Law & Order Fanfic by Where Did Angels Go? Bunnybread: Trolling For Pussy by Brenda Stokes Lee Frank West: Do Unto Others by Nick Stark Portaxx: Twisted...2014-10-241h 18The F PlusThe F PlusIn a Past Life, I Was Also Insufferable with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG John Toast Lemon reading: spiritualforums.com Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Boots Raingear. Death is a really, really terrifying prospect, and people go through all sorts of convoluted processes to avoid thinking of their own death as an impending end. Some people make up entire past life stories for themselves that they can imagine their lives as part of a greater continuum. Other people go to the forums and read those past life stories in a silly voice, just to pass the time. This week...2014-06-151h 17The F PlusThe F PlusPlease Direct Complaints to This Hole in the Ground with: Portaxx STOG Bunnybread Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: thepayback.com Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Lemon. There's a lot that can enrage a person. And while that's a perfectly reasonable feeling to have, it's best if you have friends to confide in, to share in your frustrations, and to help you grow and become a better person. But, if you don't have that, the internet has plenty of form fields. Just type words into one of those. This week, The F Plus doesn't trust that 2 year old with the crack...2014-05-241h 10The F PlusThe F PlusAchievement Unlocked: Downloaded Podcast (40G) with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Kumquatxop Lemon reading: www.trueachievements.com Content provided by Montrith. Edited by Boots Raingear. When the internet shrunk our world, it became easier for everyone to compare their own lives against those of their peers and, invariably, feel meloncholy about what they've become and eat a bunch of ice cream. But there are those who rise above this sort of thing, and they are called gamers, or more accurrately, ---+==G4/\/\RZ==+-----. We're looking at True Achievements, a site that assigned each man a number, and...2014-03-141h 19The F PlusThe F PlusAcquire the Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharoah with: Bunnybread Kumquatxop Nutshell Gulag Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: www.pyradyne.com Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Lemon. Hey, put this wire pyramid on your head, will you? No it doesn't look stupid at all. And it aligns your chakras or something. Okay, I need $300 please. This week, The F Plus chooses between extreme detoxification and profound detoxification. Music used: The Flaming Lips - The Wizard Turns On... The Giant Silver Flashlight And Puts On His Warewolf Moccasins FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak Black Taxi - Becoming 2014-02-051h 13The F PlusThe F PlusA Not at All Brief History of Dozerfleet with: Boots Raingear Acierocolotl Bunnybread Frank West Lemon reading: dozerfleet.wikia.com Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Lemon. The artist leads a difficult life. Struggling to make sense of the world around him, he must create what is in his heart, then endeavor to show the world the truth he believes they must understand. Of course, the artist is a sucker. What he could be doing is putting together a massive wiki talking about himself, performing the same function with a lot more clarity. We're looking at Dozerfleet Productions: One...2013-12-291h 08The F PlusThe F PlusHow to Listen to a Podcast (Abridged, With Images) with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: Wikihow.com Content provided by Boots Raingear. Edited by Boots Raingear. Boots wanted more WikiHow. Music used: Jesus Lizard - Horse Butter08 - How Do I Relax? 2013-12-141h 22The F PlusThe F PlusMy Little Podcast: Fandom Is Tragic with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth Portaxx Lemon reading: bronies.wikia.com friendshipispagan.tumblr.com Content provided by Portaxx. Edited by Portaxx. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic premiered in 2010, almost exactly a year after The F Plus' first episode. But despite this, we've intentionally avoided the topic of Bronies throughout the podcast simply because it seemed too simple and straightforward to spend an hour going "I find cartoon horses sexy". Of course, we should have realized that is the entry point and it gets more insane...2013-12-081h 09The F PlusThe F PlusDoes An Ellipsis Count As Three Words? with: Bunnybread Isfahan Boots Raingear Lemon reading: nanowrimo.org/ Content provided by Erminea Heart. Edited by Lemon. Every year when November rolls around, conversation frequently drifts into one of two subjects: The moustache I totally would be growing if circumstances were different, and the novel I totally would be writing if circumstances were different. In this episode, we're concerned with the latter: Persons participating in National Novel Writing Month (or NaNoWriMo), mainly by hanging out on a forum and spitballing crappy ideas around. This week, The F Plus buys a hundred...2013-11-251h 08The F PlusThe F PlusI Don't Make Eye Contact On The First Date with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Portaxx John Toast Lemon reading: love-shy.com/ Content provided by Montrith. Edited by Isfahan. In a pre-internet age, the best way for young guys who had problems finding love to meet other guys with the same problem was to ask the question "Hey dude, do you play Magic: The Gathering?" The community has become marginally more sophisticated since then and the term "incel" (involuntary celibacy) was born. "Involuntary Celibacy?" you ask, "isn't that a really irritating way to say that you can't get laid and pretend like...2013-11-021h 22The F PlusThe F PlusPokemon XXX & Why? with: Isfahan Bunnybread Boots Raingear Lemon reading: serebiiforums.com Edited by John Toast. Emily Dickinson is often quoted as saying "The heart wants what it wants." She died in 1899, over a hundred years before the popularization of the modern internet. But I put the following question to you: If Emily Dickinson was alive today, would she have an account on the Serebii.net forums? More importantly, and stay with me here, would she go on the Serebii.net forums and participate in a 100 page thread about people who are sexually attracted to Pokemon...2013-09-271h 04The F PlusThe F PlusTrash At Demonhead with: Boots Raingear Isfahan John Toast Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Lemon reading: fantendo.wikia.com/ Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Isfahan. It's hard for an independent game developer to break into the business. With average budgets for high profile games now exceeding $20 million, and an ever increasing number of different publishers competing over market share, how is a guy with no education and no experience going to create, publish and market his own game? The answer is simple: He's not! And that's totally fine, because the game he would have created would...2013-08-011h 03The F PlusThe F PlusEpisode 100 (Part Two) with: Boots Raingear STOG Nutshell Gulag Bunnybread Kumquatxop Portaxx Lemon Edited by Portaxx. For the 100th Episode of The F Plus, we wanted to take a couple of hours exploring the internet's stupid and misguided history, tackling some subjects from many years ago that have stuck with us like a herpes sore. This is part two. Part one is here Alex Chiu Is Going To Make You Gorgeous Matthew Moulton Has A Hard Time Making Friends Why Is It That People Forget About The Elven Holocaust? And Then Legolas Said "Which Voice...2013-06-021h 27The F PlusThe F PlusI Hope My Kids Never Evolve with: STOG Kumquatxop Bunnybread Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: www.monkeykisses.com Content provided by Montrith. Edited by STOG. Many people would agree that monkeys, by and large, are pretty cute. This is why they make popular zoo attractions, popular designs on t-shirts, and popular themes in nursery gear. Because we like looking at monkeys, they're a lot like us. But not so much like us that we'd consider adopting one and raising it like it was our own child. Well... most of us wouldn't do that. Music used: James...2013-04-151h 06The F PlusThe F PlusMr. Gandolfini? We Have A Few Rewrites. with: Boots Raingear Isfahan Bunnybread Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: fanfiction.net Content provided by Linnet. Edited by Boots Raingear. The F Plus has spent a number of years exploring odd areas of the internet in order to present you with material you might find thought provoking, interesting, horrifying, or otherwise upsetting to your worldview. Sometimes. We sometimes do that. Other times we find crappy fanfiction and read it derisively. This week, The F Plus has forgotten what The F Plus did with all the prounouns The F Plus had. ...2013-04-091h 08The F PlusThe F PlusCan't Say I Approve Of Your Methods, Mister Holmes with: Jimmyfranks Acierocolotl Portaxx Bunnybread Isfahan Lemon reading: sherlockbbc-fic.livejournal.com/ Content provided by James Moriarty. Edited by Lemon. For over a hundred years, the character of Sherlock Holmes has been an inescapable touchstone of Western Culture. The subject of sixty stories written by Arthur Conan Doyle has led to more radio, television film and stage adaptations than even Wikipedia would care to document, and you might say that since those original stories were published, these producers have been making fanfiction. However, it wasn't until the 2010 BBC series that the fanfiction...2013-04-011h 00The F PlusThe F PlusEven Nonsense with: John Toast Bunnybread Nutshell Gulag Boots Raingear STOG Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: michaelhutchenceandme.wordpress.com/ Content provided by Cheapskate. Edited by Jimmyfranks. "Culture" is a tricky word, but it best describes our modern popular arts and entertainment, regardless of quality. When it comes to music, the disposable profit-motivated pop music released over the past 60 years has done far more to influence our way of life than the hundreds of years of finely crafted art before it. Maybe this is a condemnation of the direction humanity has taken, or maybe it's that...2013-03-271h 00The F PlusThe F PlusWhy Crush A Bug When You Can Ruin It Emotionally? with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Isfahan Kumquatxop Acierocolotl Lemon reading: lovebugz.net reddit.com Content provided by Montrith. Edited by Acierocolotl. This is an episode all about people who are sexually aroused by insects touching their genitals. So if you hit play, that's your business. Music used: Canadian Brass - Flight of the Bumblebee The US Army Band - Flight of the Bumblebee Offspring - pretty fly for a white guy B52s - Junebug GWAR - Maggots 2013-03-051h 04The F PlusThe F PlusI'm Really More of An Idea Guy with: Portaxx Bunnybread STOG Boots Raingear Frank West Lemon reading: ahhha.com Content provided by Montrith. Edited by Lemon. Politicians would insist that American ingenuity is the reason for American exceptionalism. They are, of course, lying. All it really takes to be exceptional is the belief that you are exceptional, everything else is just details. Fortunately for the subjects of tonite’s episode (the members of InventorSpot and AHHHA) details aren’t important. They have an idea. They haven’t given it any thought, they won’t give it any effort, and it’s...2013-02-151h 10The F PlusThe F PlusBoy You Fellas Sure Hate Frenulums with: STOG Kumquatxop Boots Raingear Bunnybread Lemon reading: bodymod.org Content provided by Amanda Tu. Edited by Boots Raingear. There's around 7 billion living human bodies on this Earth, and while there's some general variance between them, you'll find a lot of similarities. And the members of bodymod.org finds this all dreadfully boring. Theirs is a place where people can gather to discuss doing terrible things to their flesh with other people who won't try to talk them out of it. This week, you're gonna wish we had anesthetic. ...2013-01-011h 07The F PlusThe F PlusThe Remainder of My Time Will Be A Series of Grunts with: Boots Raingear STOG Bunnybread Nutshell Gulag Adam Bozarth Lemon reading: debate.org Content provided by Montrith. Edited by Lemon. The opening sentence on debate.org describes the site as a "community where intelligent minds from around the world come to debate online and read the opinions of others." We decided this needed looking into, on the assumption that any website which would brag about the intellectual level of its debates might be fooling itself. What we found was a mish-mash of poorly reasoned arguments, pointless mental excercizes, and flat out...2012-12-161h 09The F PlusThe F PlusI Can See Your Retch Marks with: Isfahan John Toast Bunnybread Portaxx Lemon reading: overflowingbra.com Content provided by King Kalamari. Edited by Isfahan. It should be no surprise to any of you that a reasonable percentage of the population finds the female breast aesthetically pleasing. There are all sorts of scientific and emotional reasons for this, but some tastes can develop from there. Many would prefer that they have a certain girth but (much to the dismay of Coco T), many will also agree that there is such a thing as "too big". The writers in...2012-12-021h 07The F PlusThe F PlusAll RFIDs In Me with: Boots Raingear Acierocolotl Bunnybread Isfahan Lemon reading: godlikeproductions.com Edited by Acierocolotl. Hypothesis, thesis, antithesis. It's those three words that distill the Scientific Method. A way of thinking that has brought our society the majority of the gifts given to itself over the last thousand years. But some people (mainly from the Southern US, to be frank) have decried this methodology, believing it unknowable when an inkling becomes a theory. This is all just as well, because the folks over at Godlike Productions have come up with a new crucible: Go to...2012-11-161h 00The F PlusThe F PlusJust The 160,000 Of Us with: John Toast Portaxx STOG Boots Raingear Bunnybread Isfahan Lemon reading: tumblr.com Content provided by Portaxx. Edited by Portaxx. Some people believe that it's poor form to make fun of people with legitimate mental issues. We have a slightly different ethical stance on the matter, mostly centered around the fact that Connie Marshall makes us all giggle. But anyway, if you were to have this standard, where would you draw the line? If people with schizophrenia are off-limits, what about people who don't have schizophrenia, but pretend like they do...2012-10-131h 03The F PlusThe F PlusFear And Loathing of Las Chicas with: Isfahan Portaxx Bunnybread Boots Raingear Lemon reading: michaelbycconsulting.com Content provided by Montrith. Edited by Isfahan. As each generation ages, it looks back on the mistakes of generations before and tries to make changes. As a result, the status and politics of gender are in constant upheaval, as men and women are constantly redefining what it means to be a member of their sex. Learned sociologists have explored what it is to be a man, and our subject for this episode is not one of them. Instead, we're reading the...2012-08-201h 06The F PlusThe F PlusDisliking This Episode is a Form of Harassment with: bumpgrrl John Toast Boots Raingear Bunnybread Lemon Content provided by Bunnybread. Edited by Lemon. A civilized society is a society of laws, but problems may occur when brilliant and cunning individuals find ways to circumvent the spirit of a law while adhering cynically to its letter. Our subject for this episode, Jonathan Lee Riches, is neither brilliant nor cunning, and it was his many thousand daliances with the legal community that got him a fair amount of gawker attention, and nothing much else. Can one man bring down the entire legal system...2012-08-171h 04The F PlusThe F PlusOur Love Doesn't Need A Third Dimension with: John Toast Bunnybread Boots Raingear Portaxx Lemon JT reading: tohno-chan.com Content provided by JT. Edited by John Toast. An independent artist and Jell-O spokeswoman once said "love is a battlefield". She then said "love is a battlefield" many more times, because it was part of the chorus of her hit single, and if you don't sing the hits, the guys that run the state fairs don't give you the money. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yes, love. It's a difficult topic, fraught with pain, heartbreak and uncertainty. Just...2012-05-201h 11The F PlusThe F PlusThe State of the Micronation Is Wrong with: Boots Raingear Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Portaxx John Toast Lemon reading: malatora.wikia.com fedcom-online.webs.com Content provided by Portaxx. Edited by Boots Raingear. As politcal rhetoric becomes increasingly rancorous and the division between politcal ideals divides wider so that no plausible middle ground can be reached, there are some people out there that feel that existing within a pre-established democracy just isn't going to work out, and that it's probably better to just start a new country from scratch. For all of these people, from the founders of Sealand to...2012-03-121h 03The F PlusThe F PlusWhere Can I Find A Tailor For These Pinstripe Balls? with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Bunnybread Acierocolotl Portaxx Kumquatxop John Toast reading: literaryreview.co.uk Content provided by Acierocolotl. Edited by Acierocolotl. For as long as man has had conscious thought, he has thought about sex, and this has certainly been reflected in his literary themes. From the literate but hypermasculine rememberances of Henry Miller's Tropic of Cancer, to the literate but impishly comedic creations of Voltaire's Candide to the not-at-all literate nor interesting fap material in John Cleland's Fanny Hill, erotic writing has had a storied history inside the pages...2012-02-1528 minThe F PlusThe F PlusAs Normal As The Cosby Show (with Ted Kaczynski) with: Isfahan Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks STOG Nutshell Gulag Lemon reading: isitnormal.com Content provided by Montrith. Edited by STOG. The modern world is one of isolation. As citizens of The First World, we are increasingly given license to socialize with whom we want, experience the things we choose, and create communities where we notice one lacking. As this happens, the concept of the status quo fades into a more abstract concept, and people start to wonder if they're normal being who they are. Looking for guidence, they turn to the...2012-02-0958 minThe F PlusThe F PlusAchtung! Adult Babies! with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Isfahan Bunnybread Victor Laszlo Portaxx Lemon reading: sissykiss.com Content provided by Boots Raingear. Edited by Boots Raingear. Growing up is hard. There's plenty of fiction centered around the frustration of adolescence, even more fiction on the malaise of adulthood, and then it's death after that. Wouldn't it be nice to just be a baby forever? Well, no - obviously it wouldn't. None of us remember our time as an infant, but clearly being mute, frail and covered in your own waste cannot be the most intellectually...2011-11-301h 08The F PlusThe F PlusThe Private Language of Sinead O'Connor with: Jimmyfranks bumpgrrl Nutshell Gulag Isfahan Bunnybread Lemon reading: sineadoconnor.com Content provided by Lemon. Edited by Lemon. Celebrity is a powerful but complicated status to keep on yourself. Some achieve by accident, some achieve by will, but then suddenly twenty years have gone by and you realize the ticket sales aren't what they used to be. Take Sinéad O'Connor for example. Responsible for a double platinum album in 1990 and the center of the biggest SNL scandal since John Belushi invited Fear on stage, now we're nearing the end of 2011, a...2011-11-0440 minThe F PlusThe F PlusI Can't Believe It's Entirely Butter! with: Portaxx Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Boots Raingear Kumquatxop John Toast Lemon reading: allrecipes.com.foodnetwork.com Content provided by Boots Raingear. Edited by Portaxx. We've been looking into your Facebook updates, and we've noticed you've been good all summer. You've been eating healthier, cutting down on sugary drinks, even getting a reasonable amount of excercise this year. Yes indeed, it's been work, but we've noticed you're looking a lot better and you don't seem quite as depressed as you used to be. But guess what? Summer's over. So let's get you back...2011-09-041h 01The F PlusThe F PlusGotta Poke 'Em All with: Kumquatxop Bunnybread Portaxx Boots Raingear John Toast Lemon reading: angelfire.com Edited by Boots Raingear. Since the dawn of the moving picture, studios have produced cartoons to appeal to a younger audience. These cartoons are typically colorful, whimsical, and unscrupulously cynical in their approach to selling merchandise to an impressionable and undiscerning fanbase. And since the dawn of the internet, this very same fanbase has demonstrated their psycho-sexual attraction to these cartoons that only wanted to sell them junk. To that end, we present you with Pokégirls - one man's fantasy t...2011-08-201h 03The F PlusThe F PlusThe Ship Vas Crash Like Boom with: Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Lemon reading: fanfiction.net Content provided by Acierocolotl. Edited by Acierocolotl. When you hear the words "bad fiction", there's a lot of different things that might come to mind. Perhaps you think of the works of completely inept but infuriatingly popular writers like Dan Brown or Danielle Steel. And one day, we'll get to writers like those. But for now, we have Storyprovider - a Finnish fanfic writer who, in a sentence, will misspell as many words as he spells correctly. This week, The...2011-07-2255 minThe F PlusThe F PlusYum, Slurp and Drool with: Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Boots Raingear John Toast Lemon reading: aryion.com Edited by Boots Raingear. This is an episode all about vore. If you don't know what the word "vore" means, then you can consider yourself morally pure. You don't spent a lot of time on the internet looking up creepy fetishes, and you're probably living a healthier and more productive life because of it. Unlucky for you, you're about to lose that innocence. Vore is a fetish wherein people eat other people. It's not cannibalism, that's something else. This is...2011-07-141h 04The F PlusThe F PlusSocks, Bots and Burps with: Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Boots Raingear John Toast Lemon reading: cyoc.net deviantart.com burpfetishforms.net Edited by Jimmyfranks. Some of our favorite F+ content has come to us, unsolicited, by our listeners. Honestly, I don't know how it is that you're coming across this kind of reading material, but I'm glad you do. To that end, we're offering three profoundly strange listener submissions: The first is fiction involving a transmogrification fetish, the second is a confession of one woman's love for a Peterbilt truck, and the third? Burp fetish. Yes, you...2011-07-011h 02The F PlusThe F PlusWhat's Louisville Got To Do With It? with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick Kumquatxop Victor Laszlo Lemon reading: justiceforallcitizens.com Edited by Lemon. Over the last couple months, the so-called "legitimate press" has spent time talking about the extension of the USA PATRIOT Act, legislation which has allowed the US Government to secretly monitor its citizens since 2001. But really, so what!? It barely makes a hill of beans of difference when you consider the sophisticated audio, video, microwave, laser and improvizational surveillance which the goverment has put in place specifically to annoy some woman named Connie Marshall. This week, The...2011-06-061h 02The F PlusThe F PlusWeighted Companion Dudes with: Jack Chick Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Jimmyfranks Bunnybread John Toast Lou Fernandez Lemon reading: okcupid.com Edited by Boots Raingear. Nearly 50 episodes in, and it's time for The F Plus' first crossover. Lou Fernandez (of the Lou Reads podcast) is no stranger to terrible writing on the internet, but how will he respond when he's stuck in a room full of F Plus readers? Moreover, how will the F Plus readers respond to reading the okCupid profiles of the internet's most irritating nerds? The results shouldn't surprise you! This week, The F...2011-05-2159 minThe F PlusThe F PlusA Man Short On Charm with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Isfahan Jack Chick John Toast Portaxx Squiddy Lemon reading: rooshv.com Content provided by Portaxx. Edited by Lemon. The PUA (pick up artist) Community is filled with self identified experts on bedding women, all jockeying for prominence and trying to sell basically the same book. How does one peacock his way to notoriety and celebrity status to be identified as an alpha-PUA? Well, if you're tonight's subject (a man named Roosh V), you do it by spending most of your time banging away at your blog, and...2011-05-0357 minThe F PlusThe F PlusIt's Only Supernatural with: Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Portaxx Lemon reading: livejournal.com Content provided by Portaxx. Edited by John Toast. For those unfamiliar with it, Supernatural is a television show about two hunky guys who fight monsters. Pulling from The CW's demographic of sexually frustrated young women with disposable income, it's a show with a fan base of a surprising number of pervy women who want to see the two hunky guys do it with each other. You'd think these women would be deterred by the fact that the...2011-04-2950 minThe F PlusThe F PlusHow To Listen To A Podcast with: Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Bunnybread Jack Chick Victor Laszlo John Toast Jimmyfranks Lemon reading: wikihow.com Edited by Boots Raingear. While you probably couldn't tell it by this podcast, the internet is not entirely a place for weirdo fetishists to meet other weirdo fetishists and talk about Pokemon. I mean, yeah, that's a pretty big part of it. But there's also the often overlooked sector of the intenet which functions as an informational resource. We're already familiar with Wikipedia and IMDb, but there's also sites like WikiHow, a site which will teach you...2011-04-191h 07The F PlusThe F PlusLemon Types In A Title For This Episode with: Bunnybread STOG Kumquatxop Isfahan Acierocolotl John Toast Lemon reading: killermovies.com Edited by Boots Raingear. The multiple award winning screenwriter Billy Wilder once said "Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtitles obvious also." To that end, I think Mr. Wilder would applaud the fanfiction writers who we've profiled for this episode. We have Resident Evil and CSI screenplays featuring characters who actually speak their own stage direction along with the dialogue. And after that? A Star Wars crossover you probably weren't expecting. This week...2011-03-221h 06The F PlusThe F PlusHoc Est Praecipue De Buttsex with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG Jack Chick John Toast Isfahan Lemon reading: poetryintranslation.com Content provided by Acierocolotl. Edited by Boots Raingear. With all of the various sexual proclivities which the internet has allowed us to examine, it's sometimes easy to forget that there were actually perverts writing perverted things long before the internet was even invented. Thing is, you had to be a notable French Rensaissance writer or Latin poet for anyone to even pay attention. Well, in an effort to bring some classiness to the podcast, we'll...2011-03-081h 01The F PlusThe F PlusLet Your Subconscious Be Your Guide with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread John Toast Jack Chick Kumquatxop Portaxx STOG Lemon reading: uncommonforum.com Content provided by Portaxx. Edited by Lemon. People say that most human beings only use ten percent of their brains. The thing is, people who say that are lying to you. I mean, we have MRIs. All that glowing red stuff? That's the brain working. It's reminding you to breathe, remembering song lyrics, or in the cases of these subjects - making up a bunch of new age hippie nonsense. This week, it's psychic energy and...2011-03-011h 02The F PlusThe F PlusNot As Funny With The Sound Off with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG John Toast Kumquatxop Portaxx Jack Chick Lemon reading: cartoonbrew.com Content provided by Portaxx. Edited by Portaxx. Welcome to the exciting world of the ANIMATION COMMUNITY! A land of milk, honey, and nasally whines about the artistic merits of Quick Draw McGraw! Did you know that cartoons are the Greatest American Artform? Well, they would be, if studios would spend more time worrying about the needs of storyboard artists, and less time foolishly assuming that children are a good audience for this sort of high-brow expressionism...2011-02-1848 minThe F PlusThe F PlusWithout Adult Supervision with: Portaxx Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Bunnybread Isfahan Jack Chick Kumquatxop STOG reading: abovetopsecret.com Edited by Boots Raingear. When John's unavailable, Boots can't talk, and Lemon's internet dies, should the remaining ridiculists record an episode anyway? That's for you to decide! This episode we're discussing dragons, unicorns, flux capacitors, and light sabres. There's also a lot of talk about the Avatar Fleshlight, even though Boots edited that part out since it's just people looking at a picture. Music used: Anamanaguchi - The Dark One Anamanaguchi - Another Winter Anamanaguchi - Skate...2011-02-131h 03The F PlusThe F PlusThis Is What You Want? This Is What You Get! with: Portaxx Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jimmyfranks John Toast Jack Chick Lemon reading: myspace.com Edited by Lemon. This episode of The F Plus is all stuff you've given to us. We start out with the psychotic racial and gender views of MAI-TRANG THI NGUYEN (PRONOUNCED AS ‘WIN), who thinks she is God. Once that's done, we have some fun with some Star Trek slash, take some of the best nuggets out of some of the worst fanfics, and learn a new way you can get cancer. This week, The F Plus looks directly in...2011-02-0959 minThe F PlusThe F PlusF Plus Live 1 | Part One with: Bunnybread Lemon Boots Raingear Portaxx bumpgrrl A City Pages Certified A-List Event! Bunnybread: Sliding Into Home by Kendra Wilkinson Lemon: The Day I Shot Cupid by Jennifer Love Hewitt Boots Raingear: The Ice Opinion by Ice T Portaxx: Confessions of an Heiress by Paris Hilton bumpgrrl: Junior by Macaulay Culkin 2010-10-1958 minThe F PlusThe F PlusThe Antisocial Network with: Portaxx Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG John Toast Jack Chick Kumquatxop Isfahan Lemon reading: facebook.com With an registered userbase of over 500 million, Facebook has not been hindered much by niggling security concerns. Enter YourOpenBook. A site which, like Google, searches through all public profiles for people talking about the pressing news of the day, like their uninformed political opinions or details of who is cheating on them now. This week, The F Plus will make you doublecheck your security settings. Music used: Louis Armstrong - A Kiss To Build A Dream...2010-10-111h 03The F PlusThe F PlusNo Sense of Decency with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG Kumquatxop Lemon Edited by Jimmyfranks. With a two-party system, and an entrenched media bias favoring the status quo, often it is difficult for less established candidates to have their views heard. As a duty to the country more than half of call home, The F Plus attempts to correct this oversight, and reads the words as written by three overlooked candidates for political office: A fundamentalist libertarian, a man with his own religion, and Basil Marceaux: A man who, even by F Plus standards, is completely unclassifiable. This...2010-09-221h 05The F PlusThe F PlusShorts Bonanza 2010 with: Lemon Bunnybread Boots Raingear Isfahan Kumquatxop Acierocolotl Jack Chick Portaxx Squiddy STOG reading: youtube.com Edited by Djeser Djeseru. Back in 2010, we had a bunch of shorts up in the feed, all of which were accompanied with a plug for the first F Plus Live. Then when we switched the site over, those files were taken out of the feed. Well, Djeser was kind enough to stitch all these shorts together with some music, so now you can listen to the Gucci Mane Race War just like when Ke$ha...2010-09-111h 19The F PlusThe F PlusBut What If They're All Crappie? with: Portaxx Boots Raingear Bunnybread John Toast Jack Chick Isfahan STOG Lemon reading: plentyoffish.com Edited by Lemon. If spending sixteen hours a day on the internet is the reason why you can't get a date, you can solve your problem by stepping away from the computer every once in a while and having a real, human, engaging conversation with someone you find attractive and personable. But of course, you're not going to do that, and that's why dating sites exist. This week, the F Plus puts on those floppy hats and goes...2010-07-291h 09The F PlusThe F PlusSub Sub Pop with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Squiddy reading: reviewrinserepeat.com Content provided by Lemon. Edited by Boots Raingear. The internet isn't only a place for for shut-ins to discuss their fetishes. It's also a place where self-aggrandizing attention sluts ceaselessly bludgeon the public with their own material in a transparent and shameless grab for attention. And as podcast providers, The F Plus is sympathetic to such naked egotism, but what happens if your band sucks? This week, we're taking on the music site Review Rinse Repeat...2010-07-211h 06The F PlusThe F PlusViolet, You're Turning Violet, Violet with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Bunnybread Jimmyfranks Jack Chick John Toast Isfahan STOG Lemon reading: bodyinflation.org Content provided by Jack Chick. The internet is awash with the peculiar fetishes of peculiar people. Often times, these fetish websites will host photo and video of the behavior being performed for the amusement of its visitors. But what happens when a group of people has a fetish about being force fed helium until they turn into a giant sphere, and are then popped? Well, presumably they have some difficulties in their lives. Music used: Nena...2010-05-2857 minThe F PlusThe F PlusThis One's Mainly About Buttsex with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop Isfahan Lemon reading: answers.yahoo.com Edited by Lemon. The internet can, depending on the topic and the website, be an extraordinarily useful source of information. All over the world, people are using the internet for peer reviewed research and edification on a wide variety of topics, both scientific and cultural. And then there's sites like Yahoo! Answers, where dumb people ask dumb questions and then other dumb people answer them with dumbness. Music used: Samwell - What What (In The Butt) ...2010-05-081h 12The F PlusThe F PlusIt'll Shock Ya Earlobes with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Kumquatxop STOG Lemon reading: juggalove.com Edited by Boots Raingear. Part two of the Juggalo podcast continues with the Topix thread on the subject of Slipknot sucking. After that, it's off to the Juggalo dating site, to meet the founder and learn about what he's looking for in a new companion. Finally, ICP fanfiction, where the two clowns die and then meet some anime characters. Music used: Crispin Glover - Clowny Clown Clown Elvis Costello - Clown Time Is Over 2010-04-2649 min