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ButtStuffEpisode 124 - Whimsical Skidaddler - 9th February 2026#buttstuffpodcast #epsteinfiles #mauramurray #flatley
2026-02-0943 min2026-02-0132 minButtStuffEpisode 122 - Fuckin ell I’m stuck in ere - 26th January 2027..🍑🎧...#buttstuffpodcast #buttstuff #podcast #podcaster #podcasters #podcasting #girls #ApplePodcasts #amazonpodcasts #youtube #Amazon #spotify #spotifyuk #nonsense #freaks #rap #fyp #tiktok #onthisday #history #news #comedy #makingmondaysgreatagain #monday
2026-01-2636 minButtStuffEpisode 121 - All the wrong boys - 19th January 2026🍑🎧...#buttstuffpodcast #buttstuff #podcast #podcaster #podcasters #podcasting #girls #ApplePodcasts #amazonpodcasts #youtube #Amazon #spotify #spotifyuk #nonsense #freaks #rap #fyp #tiktok #onthisday #history #news #comedy #makingmondaysgreatagain #monday
2026-01-1937 minButtStuffEpisode 120 - You need to get consent from the Ginger - 12th January 2026Happy New Year ladyaaahs and fellow Deejayhhs 🎉🥂It's a fabulous 2026 already as we're back to our nonsense!We see the new year in with a feast of marzipan from the sinister grandfather's naughty bakery, some chicken curry and some hot tea with a load of sexy outdoor wild farmer lads 👨🏻🌾As always we've got some HBDs, RIPs and yet another monk doing his thing.We've got a day of all or nothing with bowels and bladders... No pissing for Jennifer Strange but all the pissing oneself f...
2026-01-1240 min
ButtStuffEpisode 119 - Christmas Piles - 22nd December 2025Festivities all around the world, it's Feliz Navidad time. You may as well just call us Santa as we've got a mighty fine gift for your ears in the form of our festive episode!We've got a gift for J - a whole entire month dedicated for her loving her feline fluffy sons. And some regular Beatrix Potter confusion. You all know about C's arson fetish, so imagine the excitement this week, her gift is spontaneous human combustion, where the bod decides it wants to be an arseist!
2025-12-2233 min
ButtStuffEpisode 118 - BlackHadder - 15th December 2025Haaaaappy Monday once more you sexy Christmas puddings! Join us festive bastards this week for some December nonsense, INCLUDING; cakes, cats, confessions, and of course, chaos 🌪️ People were born, and people perished. Happy times and sad times were had.We have missing lighthouse folk who were perhaps gone with the wind, and everyone else has very unusual names! Come and lend us your ear, ‘tis the season after all! 🎄 Catch us on all the places, you know it’s fresh 😎 #but...
2025-12-1531 min
ButtStuffEpisode 117 - Nick, You Know It’s Fresh - 8th December 2025Howdy Ya’ll it’s Monday once again. And your ears have festive nonsense to feast upon! We use our time traveling skills wisely, off to meet an excellent drunk Queen called Valerie who knows what’s fresh. We’ve got a brownie. Tune in to find out if J decides to go ahead with her wedding to Mark David Chapman... Or will she leave him at the prison altar? Mix this with more carnage, crap and confessions and you’ve g...
2025-12-0840 min
ButtStuffEpisode 116 - Conquering John Lennon Nostril - 1st December 2025Happy December Festive Geoffs! Wishing you the most glorious Monday 🥳Join the arsists this week in wishing Madame singular sword 🗡️ a happy birthday! You will witness our endless musical talents (certified) to discuss Rasputin (who was a Russian man), and our birthday boy Pablo 🎂 Love is in the air for the lovely British man photographed reaching the middle of the channel tunnel on this day in 1990 whether he likes it or not 😻All this art and more!.. layered delicately on some glorious and inspiring confessions that we hope you can understand through the tear...
2025-12-0134 min
ButtStuffEpisode 115 - Mediocre Human Scumbag Award - 24th November 2025Geoff's far and wide. Monday has arrived to punch us in the face, let's deal with it together with this week's Buttstuff episode!We're celebrating fairy bread day, Aka neglectful dinner day. Apparently neglect doesn't have its own day to celebrate it, so we're combining the two 🧚🍞We ponder our unique talents, C wins the guinea pig chat competition, J wins the sleeping award but the mediocre human scumbag award is still up for grabs as we couldn't decide between the pair of us who was the best.
2025-11-2431 min
ButtStuffEpisode 114 - Luciferian Pangolin - 17th November 2025Lads and ladies across the globe... We're back! We know there have been search parties sent so we decided to crawl out of the woodwork like nothing happened, armed with excellent life lessons and the new knowledge that you can't manifest a unicycle into an Audi, regardless of the amount of showers and peptalks we throw at it.Like Jesus himself, we firstly come bearing wine and bread. With a side order of butter and neglect. We finally deliver the highly anticipated story of 2 guys one horse and the sad bum death of Mr Hands...
2025-11-1734 min
ButtStuffEpisode 113 - Outlived by a Lettuce - 20th October 2025Happy Monday you greats! Hope it’s the start of a spectacular week 🤩Come and decompress your lugholes with this pair of imbeciles to set your week off right!Celebrating Dr. Ongo and his international chef-ness, not forgetting Big Patty our enormous wiry wifey- less tasty, but equally as important to the economy. Happy Birthday to the Sydney Opera house, Mr. Dogg, and C’s secret sworn enemy, Tom Petty 🎉 👉 Catch all of this and more chaos - available on alllll the poddy platforms! 🎧 #buttstuffpodcast...
2025-10-2039 min
ButtStuffEpisode 112 - Shit Faust Ming Smell - 13th October 2025🥳 Happy Monday ButtStuff-ers! 🍑 Back at ya this week after C’s miracle return from the Nether Realm! The devil just wasn’t ready for her! Tune in to find out about the baffling, yet not disproven, corpse resurrection method employed 🧟♀️ Join us in training our Brian, and fashioning a bra for Joan Rivers and her 8 pendulum nipples👙 We go back in time for a trip to the Monniers sh-attic, the we consider the amount of undocumented fails by the ageless mime, Michael “Check One Two” Myers 🔪 All wrapped up in a slightly longer than usual episode for your fine...
2025-10-1351 min
ButtStuffEpisode 111 - Hulk ‘em to Walthamstow - 6th October 2025Well there greats of the world... Monday is here again and here's our slashersode 🔪 We've braved the wind and rain to get this to you so you better bloody well enjoy! Firstly join us celebrating the most controversial Noodle day in history... Watch the moment J's whole world as she knew it crumbles into ash and smithereens!We blimp back to Larry Walters' amazing balloon ride to the skies. Like the man from UP just homeless and strapped into a spinning upside down all over the shop chair. The aud...
2025-10-0634 min
ButtStuffEpisode 109 - Time to say I’m well - 22nd September 2025Happy Autumn! 🍂 (trying so hard to be happy about it despite the sudden drop in temperature 🥶)This week on ButtStuff!.. Jump into the chaos to hear all about this day… now and before! We encourage the appreciation of elephants, and the good health of birthday boy Andrea Bocelli 🥳But strongly discourage John and Yoko’s music career, in any capacity. Of course. You heard it. White chocolate day it may be, but only for us lucky peasants! To whom, seasonal confectionary treats are but a fable told by the rich. I personal...
2025-09-2238 min
ButtStuffEpisode 108 - Shouldn't be shitting your hat - 15th September 2025Listen up grand ole dukes... Here's today's episode of this day in shitstory! Peel back your lugholes and enjoy. Yes?! Join us firstly in making a hat to fit an Afro whilst eating a double cheeseburger on toast. Leading to a ton of hat questions and somehow answers? Riot back with us to 1922 to shat said hats up in the Straw hat riots and make a ton of horses happy 🐴 We reincarnate Meatloaf just to put his poor ass to work and to throw Prince Harry a birthday party🎉 then we're off to the zoo t...
2025-09-1537 min
ButtStuffEpisode 107 - Lucifer's Asshole - 8th September 2025It's Monday again folk! And what a spectacular Teabagging the wax day it may or may not be!🎉😹 Probably not as everyone seems to be dead today. Fitting for the incoming spooky season. Today we shout out our main man and dogwalker and are aware of iguanas but only today. And J makes a startling confession that she didn't kill the queen with banana bread. We're star trekking across the universe back to the 1806 freakshows to visit the first person recorded over 8ft and his corpse/under water pipe. ...
2025-09-0832 minButtStuffEpisode 105 - Born Slippy Jesus - 25th August 2025Howdy yall! Happy Monday once again and would you know that today is the day of facts! allegedly, apparently and so we've heard. We're celebrating all the foods with whisky sour, banana splits and a big ole wrestle in a pool of gravy. Our hedges are bet on our new dream husband Joel over Aldi's marketing team. Please don't come after us though Aldi, we don't fancy fighting Cuthbert. We sail the Caribbean seas with our drunk Uncle Captain Morgan who was good to his seamen until his death of the shr...
2025-08-2547 minButtStuffEpisode 104 - Birthed the Afterchrist - 18th August 2025Greeting the Waffs! It's us again pestering with a special episode this week as we may or may not be reporting from beyond the grave.In this day in shitstory we've got some excellent nonsense starting with the hard hitting questions surrounding Genghis Khan's bum affiliations. We hitchhike back to the wilderness and visit the wild thornberries, a moose corpse and Chris McCandless on his magic bus. We've got the great ice theft of Cardiff and Js reaction of carrying out impromptu tonsil removal surgery on a dance floor. Listen to al...
2025-08-1841 min
ButtStuffEpisode 103 - Apparently he was a big old racist - 11th August 2025Hello Geoffs one and all! We are back with a new, highly informative episode as per our usual scheduled programme.C has signed an NDA on crayfish, and wants no part of any party they may be having 🎉🦞🎊I wrestle with motherhood as we are joined by my eldest son, who has little to no spatial awareness and some kind of vendetta against audio equipment.Happy Birthday Enid Blyton; the literary mother of the fantastic 4, the 10 lords a leaping, and possibly the Birmingham 6.We reminisce about the time Pelican island needed some prisoners to liven up the place, and how good...
2025-08-1137 minButtStuffEpisode 102 - I fancied scolding me anus - 4th August 2025Yo ho hello there lads and ladies! It's Monday again! Let's make it better shall we? Hop on over for this week's episode of Buttstuff! J celebrates white wine day wrongly, with copious amounts of shandy, lager or mulled wine. No wonder shes spent her life fancying a saaaad brown bag. We celebrate national chocolate chip cookie day mulling over the most important question of... Would you replace your face with a goat? We flitter back to the 90s today to identify user 927 of the AOL data leak. Apparently it may have been J...
2025-08-0447 min
ButtStuffEpisode 101 - Zombie Chickens, Sexy Monkeys, & Romell - 28th July 2025Well hello there dear rowdy bunch, it’s Monday again would ya believe it? And we have a doozy of an episode for your ears and eyes once again! We’ve gotta celebrate national milk chocolate day calling out for Romell... Where are ya mate? If you’re out there would you please consider giving us a loan for a 99 ice cream with a flake? We swish through the US zombie apocalypse plans from CONPLAN 8888 which are nowhere near as excellent as the buttstuff zombie apocalype plans, but alas, apparent...
2025-07-2835 min
ButtStuffEpisode 100 - Happy Fortyforeskin Birthday Ben Kissel! - 21st July 2025CAUTION! Stop what you're doing right this second and sit down!… We have big news for episode 100! 🎉 Would you believe we made it?! So first of all.... Against the wishes of our solicitors, our family, and the onion man.. we’ve decided to show our faces to the masses! We celebrate some rather special HBD’s with a VERY special guest… The giant ginger cryptid, politician, ayyynd podcaster Ben Kissel! We promise he's here by his own free will and we have a kinda fun time!We play a very exclusive game of ‘Butt or Bluff’ with our brillian...
2025-07-2143 min
ButtStuffEpisode 99 - Not all Dolphins - 14th July 2025Happy episode 99 ya’ll! We are coming atcha with some more tales from this day in history in the Wild West (aka our Nans living room), specifically for the notorious outlaw- William the Child.We attempt to make a reconstituted human being out of the various body parts we’ve accumulated over the years, and rejoice at the excellent news that Swedish hens are free! Not at the same time of course.Tune in to hear our views on the morality of dolphins vs Ken Barlow.. and muuuu...
2025-07-1435 min
ButtStuffEpisode 98 - You can't judge a cauliflower on its ability to play baseball - 7th July 2025‘Ave a load of this stupendously on time episode where we delve into the glory days of the Wild West in the late 1800’s, a favoured holiday destination of mine.. Not to mention, browns hole 🕳️ Just in case you didn’t catch it, C’s been on HOLIDAY! And while she was on HOLIDAY, getting all TANNED and REJUVENATED… well you’ll have to listen to find out the rest, I cannot be trusted to impart the correct information.. However, I’m almost certain there is an element of indecent exposure. You can catch...
2025-07-1333 min
ButtStuffEpisode 97 - Are you on Gimpedin? - 30th June 2025Hey chums! It's your favourite inept idiots bringing you bollocks and this day in shitstory! We celebrate social media day by reminiscing about our html coding emo MySpace days. And discussing why Linkedin is so horny and kinky. We go on yet another patriotic rant about the insanity around the lost villages of Epynt and Chapel Celyn.J goes and gets tinnitus stricken rabbits and rabbi confused. And accidentally nearly ends up opening a sanctuary for the latter. If...
2025-06-3036 min
ButtStuffEpisode 96 - Jesus did cocaine on a night out with my Nan - 23rd June 2025It's Monday and we are here... Making them ok? Celebrating my porridgey Nan who may or may not be on the gins and coke on a night out with Jesus. Detroit pizza enters the chat on its day. Leaving us all hungry considering we never knew it existed.. maybe we'd have known previously if our career in investigative journalism wasn't halted with a sad sad typewriter incident. Some Harry Potter bollock head in the 50s decides to go be a spy for the communal enemy... Listen to us vaguely...
2025-06-2329 min
ButtStuffEpisode 95 - You like to shit the Corpse - 16th June 2025Hear ye hear ye! It's Monday again! It may be a little late in the day but that's cos we're 5 episodes off having a letter from the sausage finger king so we've been planning our affairs around that. We've brought J's kinky lil bastards along for Bring your cat to work day... They cannot believe that Tupac and Madonna were together either.And of course what's an episode of Buttstuff without us being appalled with corruption. So we cry back to the 1940s to the case of George Stinney...
2025-06-1631 min
ButtStuffEpisode 94 - Steak Tartare and a Heart Attack - 9th June 2025Come one come all! It's Monday again can you believe it! We're here after a lil break and bringing you this day in shitstory. We celebrate Donald duck, the creepy trouserless bastard as it's Donald duck day. Also be around to witness J getting Winnie the Pooh and C3P0 confused.We ember back to Sydney to discuss the Luna Park fire... Where everything once again seems corrupt! Or maybe C was involved according to J's detective skills.And we've got some new UFO...
2025-06-0931 min
ButtStuffEpisode 93 - Cheese - 26th May 2025Hello and welcome to the nonsense!This is not late in any way shape or form. It’s so on time in fact that I have little to no recollection of its contents.Except… Cheese 🧀 Listen to us wherever you get your poddys from... 🫛🎙️ 🔞 Also should add listener discretion is advised as we are unfiltered.. sorry, we can't help it 🔞 ...#buttstuffpodcast #podcast #makingmondaysbetter #hbd #RIP #spotify #applepodcast...
2025-06-0926 min
ButtStuffEpisode 92 - The Farty Taxi Driver - 19th May 2025Howdy grand greats of the wirral... It's Monday again can you believe it! We're here bringing you this day in shitstory. Today we celebrate gardening and our desire to devour the Bruce Bogtrotter cake. We're all here motorboating some sort of edible arrangements for our own pleasure. We weep our way through the life of Queen Charlotte and blubber back to the days of Seabrook crisps and the notebook. We're ruled by the moon sorry.And we've obviously got some closeted sheep news. Turns out we may have actually been raised by lesbian sheep ourselves! Sprinkle this with some bollocks...
2025-05-1931 min
ButtStuffEpisode 91 - Quite a Cumbersome Child - 12th May 2025Hello check 1, 2... It's Monday again! And here we are with our weekly dose of Buttstuff shenanigans. And what a treat for the ears we've got for you today!We celebrate national women's checkup day revisiting how we may need a support group from the Phwoar Man. Poor Doris! We've got the usual HBDs celebrating the best Tony Hawk lookalike's birthday.... Tony Hawk himself.. and apparently this must've been the luckiest day in history with noone dying whatsoever... Just a ton of popey news.We've also got a gentle aroma of some Lindbergh kidnapping news for those of you who may...
2025-05-1229 min
ButtStuffEpisode 90 - Caballo Sin Nombre - 5th May 2025Happy Monday Mofos! The ButtStuff girls are back yet again making it that little bit better!Today we're taking you out of this world for national astronaut day. It's a very short lived section so youre not even up there as long as Katy Perry though sorry.We plunder to the depths of the Titanic once again. We must be as much as a glutton for punishment and sinking ships as our great mate Violet Jessop, who may actually be nearly as cursed as JAnd of course what sorta poddy would we be if we didn't cover the attack...
2025-05-0526 min
ButtStuffEpisode 89 - They Didn’t Believe His Chive - 28th April 2025Guess who's back... back again. BUTTSTUFF’s back. Tell your nans? And tell them were bringing this day in Shitstory! Today we're making Mondays greater with a billion frog shenanigans including the worst frogspawn recipe.We've got some sort of mutiny on some sort of Bounty.... It's handy to know how easy it is to go and start a brand new commune after all! All this and a whole lot more at ButtStuff Podcast! Listen to us wherever you ge...
2025-04-2836 min
ButtStuffEpisode 88 - I wrote that just now - 14th April 2025Can you bloody believe it’s Monday again? But fear not, at least we’re here once again with this week's episode of ButtStuff Podcast.. Where we bring this day in Shitstory! For episode 88 we reminisce about our fat girl past and become pensioners for Gardening day! Noone can tell us we're not versatile.Hop aboard the last minute train as J crashes through the birthdays of this day in an excellent manner considering she did less research than anyone in the history of the world. And of course we were going to blabber all on about the Titanic, but...
2025-04-1430 min
ButtStuffEpisode 87 - She completed Sex - 7th April 2025Happy Beer day to all our pals around the world 🌎 heres this week's episode of ButtStuff Podcast. Where we bring this day in Shitstory! Today we celebrate all the B things whilst J baths herself in beer in all the excitement. We trot on back to the days of Dick Penis Erection Turpin just a little. Cos C is the laziest sod in the land this week with zero excuses. Also what's a Buttstuff episode without us messing up some maths in a grand way and somehow ending up mentioning Kelloggs for the third time in not even two yea...
2025-04-0728 min
ButtStuffEpisode 86 - That man is my Father - 31st March 2025Howdy folk 🎉 Heres this week's episode of ButtStuff Podcast. Where we bring this day in Shitstory! Today we celebrate Tater day with another food ramble wondering the logistics of poaching a potato and pondering if it's a good idea for McDonald's to start offering sex toys. We ramble back to the Glory days of 1889 when the Eiffel Tower was built. Listen to find out why it may soon become the Eiffel bulbous wafflecake soon. We have a break to admire Christopher Walken in the fat boy slim music video and we're not even sorry about it... the sexy gaunt man...
2025-03-3130 min
ButtStuffEpisode 85 - Tom, Dick & Harry - 24th March 2025Sunday monday happy days to you all and here we are with another episode of Buttstuff... bringing you the best bits from this day in shitstory!We bring you our favourite stories of how we ruined every cocktail under the sun and why J can only drink beer now as she is an elderly pub man.We ferry back to the rough seas of the Isle of Wight, blabbering on about the HMS Eurydice and wondering what sort of idiot purposely goes to Bermuda. Us it seems.And of course we've got great goss from the...
2025-03-2432 min
ButtStuffEpisode 84 - You are a Leprechaun - 17th March 2025Happy St Paddy's Day you grand dukes of the world! Today we're bringing you more magic from this day in shitstory... We have an atom of information on St Patrick.. just a little bit though so tune in for us blaming the schools once again for our idiocy. We have a nap to explore the astral realms, going back to our great mate and fellow DJ Dr Robert Monroe, luckily we weren't sleepwalking this time and wandering around the place in the nude. And what sort of poddy would we be if we didn't use our investigative journalism skills to...
2025-03-1731 min
ButtStuffEpisode 83 - His trousers just sorta fell off - 10th March 2025Chums! Would you believe that we've got another Monday already, but alas Here we are making it all better, bringing you another day in Shitstory! It's a Mario day. So we're here blabbering on about how J was obviously a neglect child and was raised using a brick for entertainment instead. We're also flabbergasted at Bagpipe day and trying to figure out wagwan with the schools and why they were gatekeeping Gaelic. We're shouting out for international day of awesomeness to anyone who isn't a dick, including the great bloke at the pub who accidentally dropped his trousers to serenade...
2025-03-1034 min
ButtStuffEpisode 82 - She IS the weapon! - 3rd March 2025Happy Monday one and all! Here we are making it all better, bringing you another day in Shitstory!We wonder what Joan Rivers would do with opposable thumbs whilst fondly reminiscing about the time J raised an attempted murderer, and wonder if we could've changed things by being less Scar from the Lion King. We have a big ole meat filled day today celebrating Canadian Bacon and the Kentucky Meat Shower where we had raw beef/lamb/horse or child lung showering upon us. And lastly who could forget the fast of Mahatma Ghandi, or the great fast of C...
2025-03-0338 min
ButtStuffEpisode 81 - He is 100% bowels - 24th February 2025It's Monday again Motherhumpers! And what a treat we've got for you today pondering this day in Shitstory! We simply can't believe our chive, or that Dehoop was last seen by her sister in the 1600s. Lets hope she changed her identity and is living her best life.We figure out the best way to end the Russia - Ukraine war by putting ourselves in the firing line. And finally and definitely most importantly, we use our excellent detective skills to tell you about the hottest Porn out there for the every day hungry human... And whilst we're on...
2025-02-2433 min
ButtStuffEpisode 80 - Soggy Battered Sex Doll - 17th February 2025Happy Cabbage day you glorious creatures... Tune in for celebrations with ButtStuff podcast, where we ponder this day in Shitstory!Today we've got C fan girling about Paris Hilton and we're lucky she actually stuck around to complete the episode cos she's now off to propose. We've apparently got some hard hitting news about Jack the Ripper... Or a redo actually cos J wasn't using her listening ears!And what's a poddy without our take on the fancy pants music lessons of Britain in the 2000s. Thanks Ed Sheeran for ruining our childhood.
2025-02-1743 min
ButtStuffEpisode 79 - Scalp a Scholar - 10th February 2025Slay Geoffs! It's time for this weekly verbal dumpage of Buttstuff... Where we deliver this day in history with a side of tasty tasty buffoonery. Today we explain how NOT to celebrate flannel day, or poop day. Who'd have thought the two would mingle so hideously. We've got too many Shirley's spoiling the broth but today we hop onto the good ship lollipop (or terrible dinghy pickled egg) to uncover the dark history of Shirley Temple. And of course more corruption and bollocks from the St Scholastica Day riots of ye olden days.All this and a...
2025-02-1041 min
ButtStuffEpisode 78 - The gaunt got him - 3rd February 2025Roll up roll up here's today's feast of audio drivel guaranteed to have you scratching your nogging... Come celebrate National sicky day with us by sodding everything off and eating prime rib for the Cordova Ice worm festival instead.Today we jingle on back to the day the music died (according to some) and how we were child labour, being forced to sing Buddy Holly songs to old folk in exchange of a happy meal.And of course we retrigger a childhood fear of getting chased by a colossal belly trying to make us wear Reebok or...
2025-02-0329 min
ButtStuffEpisode 77 - You Jimmy Saville lover you - 27th January 2025Happy days gentle greats! Here we are today ruining breakfast straight from the offset, and in true buttstuff fashion, somehow only getting worse as we bring you this day in Shitstory!
We celebrate Cs best mate Thomas Crapper, and wonder if Pinocchio would have done a better job with the toilet.
We burn through the Colney Hatch Insane Asylum fire, and even tickle your taste buds with some Jack the Ripper bits and bobs.
We tend to the tough question of today... Why doesn't bubble wrap fart properly?
All this and a whole lot more at ButtStuff Podcast!
Listen...
2025-01-2734 min
ButtStuffEpisode 76 - Pissed the dog - 20th January 2025Hello great mates and fellow deejayyyhhs!Are you aware of penguins?Well strap yourselves in because it doesn’t end there! Once again, bringing you the shitstory of yesteryear! Come, join us, and bask in the glory of the nonsense!All this and a whole lot more at ButtStuff Podcast! Listen to us wherever you get your poddys from! 🫛🎙️ 🔞 Also should add listener discretion is advised as we are unfiltered sorry we can't help it 🔞 . . . . . #buttstuffpodcast #podcast #makingmondaysbetter #hbd #RIP #spotify #applepodcast #youtube #girlspodcast #comedypodcast #adhdpodcast #loadabollocks #confessions #pubmen #ridd...
2025-01-2035 min
ButtStuffEpisode 75 - Harold Shitman Shipment - 13th January 2025Happy Calennig/ folk! Or if youre unable to commit to a year and decide to just celebrate on a leap year with us then just a simple iya will suffice.
Here's episode 75 of ButtStuff, where your two favourite riddled idiots attempt to teach something from this day.
Today we've got some top notch info on how to live your best life by singing and making a 3 legged union rep apple and the best way to seek out a Welsh person.
we've got a potential conspiracy on our hands as we skim through the...
2025-01-1242 min
ButtStuffEpisode 74 - You baldy little sex perverts - 6th January 2025Welcome to 2025 Geoffs one and all! Let’s get through the grotesque annual pantomime that we know as ‘The New Year’ together.
We will comfort your chilly audio receiving appendages with the sound of 2 idiots attempting to present information to you fine people, including the heartwarming news that someone went missing 52 years ago and was never seen again! Oh how we love such wholesome content, and we definitely never forget to finish the story.. even if we’ve run out of our quota of ‘s’’s for the day.
Fortunately we have a special guest...
2025-01-0644 min
ButtStuffEpisode 73 - Tasty tasty Pilots - 23rd December 2024Feliz navidad Geoff's one and all! Here's a special Christmas pressie for your lugholes! 🦻 We've got some excellent worldly Christmas traditions for them if you wanna feel festive and if you're feeling Grinchy then feel free to create a short film for Js cats.
Join us on our newfound aspiration to be a big ole battle-axe due to our transformation into our parents as a side effect of binge watching 90s coronation street.
We celebrate a dead Joseph smiths birthday by needing to consume all the caffeine on this earth with a side dose of Sonoran toad.
We also freeze to...
2024-12-2349 min
ButtStuffEpisode 72 - I think he is Dumbledead - 16th December 2024Our brain be fleeting so seasons greetings to one and all! And what a gift we have for your ears today.
Journey through this day in Shitstory where we obviously start by mentally cover Forrest Gump in chocolate cos life is like a box of chocolates and you never know what you're gonna get.
We chinwag through the newly declassified UFO videos that have been doing the rounds. Which inevitably end up with more rage towards the gaslighting government githeads.
We become possessed by...
2024-12-1637 min
ButtStuffEpisode 71 - Fatigued Willy Day - 9th December 2024Ho Ho Hola! Your weekly delivery of BS complete with festive jingle is upon us once more!
Happy Birthday to the world famous Cumberbatch Lady Girl, Dick Butkus, and Mrs NeedHams gastric siege.
We kick off anti corruption day with some troubling information about the cesspit of lies that is daytime television, and the heavily rumoured conspiracy theories involving Angela the wasteman.
C explains all about how the ponce of Pennsylvania gaslighted OUR FAMILY (via posthumous involuntary adoption) into paying a non existent phone bill for x nu...
2024-12-0932 min
ButtStuffEpisode 70 - She is a haemorrhoid - 2nd December 2024Rrrrrrolllll up ya’ll we are sliding into December with all the popping shitstory from this day! Join us two dribbling degenerates for this weeks dose of verbal diarrhoea about old matey Pablo and all the work he did in the community, and not forgetting Ringo Starr’s tonsillectomy.
We celebrate the heroic rescue of John the cat, and C’s equally heroic self defence shit-in-a-bag wielding at an innocent cyclist party trick.
The debate is on whether we would smoke Tupac, and how we would attempt to disguise our failure to repair the Chri...
2024-12-0240 min
ButtStuffEpisode 69 - Anti Suction Dick Clinic - 25th November 2024It's episode 69! Waheyy! 🍆 Come celebrate with the best buttstuff weirdos!
This week J personifies an unknown rapper trying to explain about Joe Dimaggio and Marilyn being together in a saucy way.
Talking about saucy ways, we romp through our favourite naughty injuries and wonder if it's acceptable to propose with a penis?
We also head back to the Nutty Putty Cave all spelunking but then realise we'd be useless considering J got stuck in what may as well been a football field so, we go back to bed.
All this excitement and so much more at ButtStuff Podcast!
Listen to us where...
2024-11-2531 min
ButtStuffEpisode 68 - Bugger her off again - 18th November 2024It’s that time again..! Let us master tea connoisseurs tickle your lugholes with our sweetness limits, whilst we judge those who are just raw dogging life with zero sugars. Absolute weirdos.
Come saunter back to Jonestown with us, to fight Mr Muggs the chimp... Just don't drink the cool aid (.. it was actually flavor aid omm)
We once again forget the NDA about dogs and cancer and a horse being a queen so are tip toeing through the hard topics today... Which also gets us wondering are mickey and Minnie mouse incesting in a dick castle?
2024-11-1836 min
ButtStuffEpisode 67 - Oh he’s got a vagineck - 11th November 2024*Insert general pleasantries here!* it's time for this week's episode of ButtStuff where we're pondering this day in Shitstory 🕰️ and bringing our essential findings on John Lennon's tragic penis.
Shimmy on over to hear ever so briefly about WW1 and how we cba going out for a walk in the rain nevermind fight for our country.
We try to discover why the government are trying to write braile on the arms of British high school students in the form of a beefy flea jab.
We get our asses on...
2024-11-1136 min
ButtStuffEpisode 66 - Everyone’s noncing - 4th November 2024Howdy reprobates of this alien riddled Earth. Join us for this week's episode of Buttstuff where we celebrate chicken lady day by not having a clue what on earth is going on.
We finally give our detective findings on the Diddy situation... relatively punctually too! The absolute bag of bog has the audacity to have a birthday on this day so naturally he's getting shat...
.. it turns out so are the Shatters of the Newport Rising of the 1800s. We wonder how differently it would have looked if it was lead by...
2024-11-0434 min
ButtStuffEpisode 65 - Ronnie Corbett looking bitch ass - 28th October 2024Dear established members of the good group. Here is the latest episode of ButtStuff! 🎉
Firstly we have the obvious comparison between Julia Roberts and a pocket bully and we're trying to figure out whose face has the widest diameter.
We also start rummaging around Joaquin Phoenix's birth records to check if C is making up an alter ego for him... Spoiler alert she actually isn't (this time)
It's been 5 years in the making and you would never ever have thought it.. but we finally chunder through the conspi...
2024-10-2837 min
ButtStuffEpisode 64 - New beningings.. Bladder problems - 21st October 2024Hola manzanas! 🍏🍎 Roll up for this week's episode of ButtStuff... 🎉
This week we're aware of reptiles and their existence and apparently gotta spend the bloody day counting our buttons from the pile in the drawer.
We're lucky it's free speech week as we give our thoughts on Alec Baldwin and his rugby ball face all whilst giving our detective findings from behind the scenes of Rust.
We accidentally get Aberfan and Penyfan mixed up a ton whilst trying to discuss the horrific disaster of Aberfan.
But ala...
2024-10-2134 min
ButtStuffEpisode 63 - He’s too frail for a pegging - 14th October 2024Oh happy days to our egg heads out there! We're here celebrating you bald free mavericks with the bollocks to expose your skull to the world! You hardened nutters!
We shoot back to a few US presidents today... Join us learning about one of the most prolific speeches in history... So prolific in fact that if it was made today it would even potentially end up on YouTube. What high praises.
We sign an NDA and point blank refuse to discuss the Senghenydd colliery disaster but you do get an exclusive in...
2024-10-1434 min
ButtStuffEpisode 62 - It’s Keggy Time! - 7th October 2024Roll up roll up, come one and all!
Join us for all the animal news, as it's world animal week! 🦐🦬🐀 🐻Snuggle up for some more facts on all the fluffy little folk on this great earth.
J finally admits to attempted murder using a drama chair as a weapon. It's ok she has her comeuppance as she was nearly hung drawn and quartered by the same teacher who threatened C with tourettes.
And on the time travel sesh we wobble back to a guy called Christian Adam and his mad mus...
2024-10-0735 min
ButtStuffEpisode 61 -Fuel Rhod Gilbert - 30th September 2024Happy International Podcast day you outstanding mortals 🎉 and what better way to celebrate than with your two favourite dribbling (butt) crack-pots.
Join us in trying to pitch a sequel to Edward scissorhands. Where he is just a man with hands. You're in for a roller coaster ride with this one..
.. talking about a man who could apparently do with some new hands we blindly smash through the history of James Dean's death. Please don't fact check us for any of this bullshit please cos it's all bollocks of course.
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2024-09-3042 min
ButtStuffEpisode 60 - Do gorillas do yogurt enemas? - 23rd September 2024Happiest of Mabon festivities you sexy sods. Today we're plonking some celebrations on your lap in the form of feasts and fire... You know how C is a pyromaniac and all... 🔥
..talking about fire we are also celebrating national Ginger day. And wondering how there seems to be so many more of you than there once were. Where are you all coming from?!
We're travelling back on our time machine to when masturbation was so rife it was causing heart disease for a visit with John Harvey Kellogg, opting for a casual yogurt...
2024-09-2337 min
ButtStuffEpisode 59 - Such a Fertile Hot Air Balloon Ride - 16th September 2024Happy happy Monday folk! 🦠 We're here again to provide your weekly feast of waffle, gossip and history! ⌛🧠
We're here celebrating C and only C apparently cos its pet rodent awareness week. Or something like that who even knows anymore.
We float into the history of the east Germany/London/Berlins balloon escape and how in our mind it was the worlds most fertile hot air balloon ride ever.
We squirrel on about breatharianism aka the nan diet whilst nomming our weight in midget gems. The same as the foundin...
2024-09-1638 min
ButtStuffEpisode 58 - I did like Queen - 9th September 2024Greetings upon you this fine Monday ya'll! We're here to improve your week once again, with a feast of ADHD filtered, unfiltered knowledge for you to dine on.
We've realised we've hit an age where grey men are phwoar, which means that we must be ageing just a little bit, much to our dismay.
We are delving into the reigning monarchs of yesteryear, and querying who thought it could be acceptable to make a 9 month old baby the King of 2 countries...
We accidentally shower eachother with sad...
2024-09-0935 min
ButtStuffEpisode 57 - ButtStuff gets PROBED! - 2nd September 2024What a glorious weekend it has been Geoff's far and wide and we're here to make the abrupt end of it just a little sweeter by gloating about our annual pilgrimage to the Brecon Beacons 🏴
We explain why our subconscious has been warning us about going on the trip and about how we were completely oblivious to this until aliens nearly stole us from the paranormal hotspot for a probe sesh 👽
We explain further about why we don't trust Keith's or bakers as they're all arsonists 🔥 which is fine in moderation according to C.
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2024-09-0235 min
ButtStuffEpisode 56 - Scrub my scribe - 26th August 2024Well here we are this Monday once again! Making Mondays better, cos let's be fair, they're in desperate need of improvement.
Our maths is all off so we're trying to figure out how on earth we were around at the same time as Mother Theresa and we whinge about our ageing arthritic thumbs and it all makes sense.
There's a shit snippet about a bloke called John. Just John (of Bohemia of Luxembourg the blind king), and how some dogs just want to be racist.
We delve int...
2024-08-2637 min
ButtStuffEpisode 55 - Long John Lennon - 23rd August 2024Well well well! Here we are on our last ever Friday penetrating your lugholes! It probably comes as no surprise to many of you that the Monday Police have been in relentless pursuit to get us back. Due to the overwhelming evidence that Mondays have significantly deteriorated since our move to Fridays.. we will be returning to Mondays henceforth! What can we say, except.. you're welcome 😇 We are thrilled to be able to provide this service to those who need it most, victims of Mondays.
In our Friday finale, we take you back to when ole L...
2024-08-2335 min
ButtStuffEpisode 54 - Why would they punish us with a snotty boy? - 16th August 2024Hello great mates can you believe it's Friday already again? Join us for this week's episode of ButtStuff.
Jay goes back on forth on whether she fancies throwing herself from the brink of space or not. Coming to the conclusion that now we're in our 30s we ache at the mere thought of it.
We obviously are late to the Olympics situation but bring you our absolute favourite Olympian legends from past and present. Including the one who had to fight off a raging priest and the one who s...
2024-08-1638 min
ButtStuffEpisode 53 - He was just a child! - 9th August 2024Hello, hello, hello friends of the world! This week, tune in for the latest instalment of our hideously unedited garbage parade where J comes with no notes other than Charles Mansons death certificate, and C attempts to distract everyone with civilisation! We are considering the lengthy and incorrect construction of a certain Italian tower, and celebrating melon day- throwing in a bit of Morse code for a treat!
Due to reasons, we are having a rejig of our Friday release time. Apologieeess! Cozzy livs.
Please pay us so we can quit our j...
2024-08-0943 min
ButtStuffEpisode 52 - Sunshine and ButtStuff-ercups - 2nd August 2024Happy Peach month you glorious folk 🍑
We are here again this Friday getting tired at the mere thought of golfing holidays and seem to be recommending shitting holidays instead... Don't forget to pack your life savings worth of pants.
In fact this whole episode is pretty much dedicated to shitters and stinkers again. C has a problem and needs to get it off her chest.
We delve into the most interesting rabbit hole of the French mayors/Prime minister/queens body double and how she may now become radioactive.
2024-08-0237 min
ButtStuffEpisode 51 - Sex Bagels - 26th July 2024National moth week is upon us again! Doesn’t time fly when you fill it with 2 reprobates talking garbage for a year!
For those that have been here since last national moth week, and to all new members of our dysfunctional family, fear not!.. this year we have replaced moths with the history of the devils latrine, and saucy romps in the stationary cupboard incorporating improper use of office supplies.
Clearly the only feasible evolution from moths..
Happy Birthday Mick Jagger who is very youthful and well, unlike his colleague Keith.
We further report on a Royal ho...
2024-07-2543 min
ButtStuffEpisode 50 - Look me in the trouser snake - 19th July 2024Happy Birthday to the muse of the Battle of the Boyne, Sir/Dr/Rev Brian May! Birthday celebrations extended also to Sir Plinkleton Frinkletonk Jr III who played Sherlock! He was Sherlock, not Dr Who..
Good job I don’t work as an emergency services operator, “I need an ambulance!”
*sends Brian May*
Our measurement system makes years and hours one and the same, and we discuss our theories on weight distribution including the capsizing of the Mary Rose, and C’s large headed son.
Inspired by recent events, we are starting a business, ‘Scaly Sexy Bog Bag Security Systems’, who will be...
2024-07-1940 min
ButtStuffEpisode 49 - There is only Leith - 12th July 2024Happy world kebab day, national french fry day and paper bag day! If you plan it right, you can celebrate all of these days in one fell swoop with a trip to the kebab shop!
In other news, William Wallace is unsheathing his Leith, and we are showering the birthday boy with shame as per usual.
Tune in for the live dictation of ‘The Watch List’, from which, David Attenborough and Bing Crosby are exempt.
We have made Erasmus a simple student, rather than one of the greatest thinkers of the renaissance because someone can’t read their notes.
Jammo and Bi...
2024-07-1241 min
ButtStuffEpisode 48 - Do you know the Mitchell man - 5th July 2024Happy 5th July to our great internet pals! It's Friday again so we're here shouting words into your ears👂🎶 you're welcome
Today we're being incredibly British and talking about the mad weather and speed limits. And celebrating our Bampy Bev aka Aneurin Bevan, the glorious bastard.
We also shit the world most murderous fish/pescadito on his birthday. As if the Columbian prison wasn't bad enough he's now got two malfunctioning idiots slagging him off.
And lastly we ponder the impending doom that is going to be here for us all in a min. No wonder Kanye wanted to kill his co...
2024-07-0539 min
ButtStuffEpisode 47 - Phwoar my corpse is ‘ere - 28th June 2024Goooooooood Friday ya’ll!
We are back at ya this week with Henners the Ezza, and Elongated MuskRat’s birthdays!
In fact.. once the elongated one sorts out a Time Machine, we can all go to Stephen Hawkins party in Cambridge.. in 2009. A likely motivator for Mr. MuskRat’s career choice..
We are kicking the celebrations off with a good dose of musical nostalgia from the 90’s, and counting how many times we’ve impaled ourselves over the years.
Tune in to find out what nonsense we’re learning this week, including, but not limited to; American Football and training crows. Clear...
2024-06-2846 min
ButtStuffEpisode 46 - Chicken Nuggets and Covid - 21st June 2024Happy June Solstace you sexy bunch of skin bags!
Skidaddle on over and get involved in the big debate about the issues we’ve been haunted by this week, such as the shameless bias towards Baldemort being crowned the winner of the ugliest dog contest, year, after year, after year.. leading us to ask, where is the ugly dog diversity?
We’ve got a cracking maritime tale about a spectacular failure to bonk a boat with a bottle which, inevitably, resulted in the death of 38 onlookers. C gives us little to no information on why she’s signed an NDA about...
2024-06-2142 min
ButtStuffEpisode 45 - Spite Shit - 14th June 2024Haaaaappy Friday ya’ll! Hope Summer is in full swing wherever you are!
This week we deduce that a child does not grow a head the size of a watermelon if it is not nourished, and Drake has stolen the identity of a dolphin.
Remember when Robert Bunsen invented the elastic band? We do, join us as we reminisce over the good old days. Also on this day, some people have a birthday and some people died.
Tune on in to discover the origins of J’s debilitating monkey phobia, and why we are so willing to spite lose control of o...
2024-06-1445 min
ButtStuffEpisode 44 - Glory Coffins - 7th June 2024Happy June to most! Happy September 2016 to everyone in Ethiopia, you absolute mavericks 🙌🏽
Today we get diabetes, it’s donut 🍩 and chocolate ice cream day🍦For this reason, we are investigating the secret ingredient in the only acceptable form of ice cream; that which has come from a man in a van.. not normally where we would recommend obtaining your creamed treats, especially since inflation has meant you now need to sell your organs on the black market in order to finance such frivolous purchases..!
We celebrate the birthday of The Artist, Prince by holding him captive in a pram, a way he would...
2024-06-0750 min
ButtStuffEpisode 43 - Anti-Masturbation Flakes - 31st May 2024Hellcome and welcome one and all to happy speak in complete sentences day!
Walt Whitman was mad and long, and we love this for him on his birthday!
Along with Clint Eastwood who famously starred in Indiana Jones and definitely not million dollar baby! You can always rely on us for our accurate news about films, actors and singers!
Not forgetting the famous track by DJ Casper - just like murder she wrote! 😙🎶 RIP good sire🫡
C is changing her firstborns name to Adolf, and we have a poster boy dog man bear pig who was actually a girl called Honey Tre...
2024-05-3146 min
ButtStuffEpisode 42 - Make love unto the running man - 24th May 2024Happy (don’t) Fry-day brothers and sisters! ☀️
C’s tattoo artist has misunderstood her species completely, perhaps mistaking her for a member of the royal family?!
J explains her irrational phobia of children, and we discuss songs from yesteryear and the bizarre lyrics they may or may not have sung; not forgetting the one about the famous mythical, magical instrument, the trombolise! A likely favourite of the hippies in the 60’s!
Tune in to hear our flagrant disregard for the itinerary, and the beninging of the never ending story!
🎶🎧🎉 All this and a whole lot more on Buttstuff podcast! Listen to us on YouTube or...
2024-05-2443 min
ButtStuffEpisode 41 - Breaking the Fart Barrier - 17th May 2024Happy National Pinot Grigio Day Ya’ll! Sing it with us 🎤
Who’s hunting mushrooms on this fine day? We can’t because we’re not responsible enough to not eat fatally poisonous fungi, but we’d love to live vicariously through you!
Lord Byron’s back again! Who didn’t realise his great mate Murray was in fact, Baldrick of Blackadder, and burnt his entire life’s works in a bid to save his legacy.. He pissed the legacy!!
We spend a bit of time in the 60’s, what a time to be alive!.. when people went to the beach and a love lett...
2024-05-1748 min
ButtStuffEpisode 40 - Clownbag - 10th May 2024Heyyyy ya’lllll it’s that time of the week again!
We are BACK with our 40th episode and boy do we really know how to kick off the celebrations for the big 4-0;
Join us this week as we ruin hermit crabs and try to pass a garden centre off as an aquarium! Oh yes, nothing but the most riveting stories here! Only the best for you ❤️
We’re dishing out some well deserved birthday shame, and some not so deserved. Poor Bono.
Lest we forget those who ceased to exist on this day, shame for them too!
Aaaand we’re ropi...
2024-05-1048 min
ButtStuffEpisode 39 - You wouldn’t dry clean a corpse - 3rd May 2024Welcome one and all, to May, the month of Eurovision!
Join us this week as we are mulling over the ominous events of the impending apocalypse descending upon us day by day as foretold by our great mate, The Babadook!
This weeks confessions lead to us celebrating the pissers and shitters of yesteryear, whose legacy will bring joy for decades to come and will live on in our hearts forever, never to be forgotten.. ever!
We consider various ethical dilemmas including casual sedation of the family, and gloating at a corpse. There’s some (b)ad libbing going on as us...
2024-05-0352 min
ButtStuffEpisode 38 - Sandbags and two human sacrifices - 26th April 2024Welcome welcome folks to our weekly leak of utter drivel!
Friday is here again already and we recorded this week’s episode whilst predrinking so this weeks apology comes before we even air. Soz (not soz) huns.
We bring you today’s RIPs and HBDs on top of our new demands for the UK flag which seems to be getting more and more X rated as we go. Prince Andrew isn’t replying to our WhatsApps about this.
We ponder why J’s algorithm is trying to force her into watching one man one jar - although this may be due to o...
2024-04-2657 min
ButtStuffEpisode 37 - Piss the Legacy - 19th April 2024Friends far and wide, happy Friday! Join us on our magical, mystery tour of this week’s dose of absolute nonsense!
We try to navigate many topics on this episode!..
The main thing is we tried..!
Our one collective brain cell attempts to grapple with new information about the American Revolution, fermented almond milk liqueur, and the highly important guidance on the percentage of garlic in mushroom pâté.
NB. Never leave me in charge of the collective brain cell.
All this ambiguity and MUCH more on BUTTSTUFF Podcast!
🎙️Listen to our weekly episodes out every FRIDAY, wherever you get your podc...
2024-04-1939 min
ButtStuffEpisode 36 - Pile O’ Shitwagon - 12th April 2024Greetings our most glorious internet family!
This fine week we are discussing the Merindol massacre in very light detail, which was almost as bad as the travesty that is the Union Jack flag.. but not.
We explain the secret scientific principle that is ‘The Dick Effect’; VITAL information they INTENTIONALLY kept from us in school because they KNEW we would be too powerful!
I reminisce about the time I worked briefly on the Titanic, and why my little oversight may have been responsible for the death of many, but also one of the most highly accoladed films ever made.
Tune in a...
2024-04-1248 min
ButtStuffEpisode 35 - The Big Old Issue - 5th April 2024Happy Friday one and all!
We’re back atcha gang, with this week’s hot news from times gone by, the hbd’s, the rip’s, and celebrating the all important flares day- also known as bell bottoms for our international Geoffs!
Join us as I take a trip down memory lane, and recount the tragic tale of the time I was targeted, and nearly mercilessly ploughed down by a man of the cloth, simply for wearing flares.
In the spirit of justice, we are desperately petitioning for Jesters rights, and want to know why they are no longer commonplace? Furtherm...
2024-04-0551 min
ButtStuffEpisode 34 - Awful Human Garbage Folk - 29th March 2024It's Friday again and apparently this friday is particularly good so they say.
Join the two arseholes that are J and C on this week's rambling adventure where we wish a happy birthday to a famous napkin on the floor.
We go back to our childhood days being railway children/kids/Gs and again an accidental bit of death and absolutely nothing about mermaids.
Also this week we seem to end our 2 decade long friendship live on air cos J is a go off and has gone off with Nelson Mandela.
All this and a whole lot more on Buttstuff
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2024-03-2938 min
ButtStuffEpisode 33 - Assburgers - 22nd March 2024Roll up roll up this week’s episode is nearly here. We nearly gave up two mins into this one to head on down to wetherspoons for Reece with a spoons birthday but we made it through the ramble to bring you this past centuries hottest gossip.
We accidentally shit the Gryffindors and seals, so sorry for that but we bring you a load of positivity in the form of just death upon death and sexually feminine energy naked ass devil folk thrusting on our childhood TV.
And we celebrate Neurodiversity celebration week by just existing and having many naps and...
2024-03-2244 min
ButtStuffEpisode 31 - Dangly Bollocks - 8th March 2024Howdy ya’ll!
Please join us on this week's feast of absolute drivel/excellence where J admits to trying to seal her own orphan status using an embarrassed cat as her weapon.
We bring you the hottest history gossip from a month (and a few hundred years) ago. Join us as we discover the juicy not so secrets of good ole Mary queen o' Scots and how the conversation seems to always come back to bollocks.
We ponder our own history and how we watched technology unravel. Such a shame we didn't get onboard at the time and actually learn how...
2024-03-0849 min
ButtStuffEpisode 7 - THE SHIT SHOW - 29th August 2023Roll up, roll up, roll up listeners..! Oh yes, better late than never (hopefully), here we are with our first (debatable) unstructured episode, and by unstructured, we mean completely and utterly unhinged. We shall say no more because we have little to no idea what we actually discussed in total and after numerous editing issues, please don’t make me listen to it for the 789th time! Apologies for the delay and thank you so much for your support and patience :)
2023-08-2956 min
ButtStuffEpisode 6 - I don’t like Mondays… - 21st August 2023Join your 2 favourite nonsense rambling, verbally malfunctioning besties this week where we visit the legacy of the worlds most elderly fish, a remarkable creature who witnessed and survived most of the events we are revisiting today. Think you can handle THAT?! It doesn’t stop there..! We pay tribute to the biggest travesty of the Milky Way in the last 17 years and find out what some people used to do to get through Mondays.. before we made them great again of course!
Before you can even catch your breath, picture this: a Mr. Man in a white lab coat jostling th...
2023-08-2146 min
ButtStuffEpisode 5 - Cozzy livs, menty b’s, a poddy, and a hubby. - 14th August 2023Join us this week, as we courageously battle fire and flame to reach your ears with the most magnificent auditory experience this side of the millennia.
Prepare to be enthralled as we delve into the dark and mysterious tales lurking behind the scenes of the iconic Wizard of Oz. Brace yourself for the shocking revelation of the witch's casual barbecue escapades, the wild and lawless antics of alcohol-fueled munchkins and Judy Garlands lesser known alter ego, Quasimodo.
We discuss the aetiology of the peculiar phenomenon of asparagus anosmia, trimethylaminuria, and the actual physical presence of the pungent aroma of fish...
2023-08-1444 min
ButtStuffEpisode 4 - Shitting the arse in front of all! - 7th August 2023Join us great mates this week on your favourite podcast where we use the words ‘decibel’ and ‘syllable’ interchangeably because what even is language? We harken back to ye olden days of 1888 in and around Whitechapel, and the little known history of The Kray twins moonlighting as pub landlords. In more recent news we review diabolical shits of the last decade, masquerading a corpse as a public figure, and penile penetration centres..
2023-08-0739 min
ButtStuffEpisode 3 - Harry Birthday Happy Potter! - 31st July 2023Join us this week where we kick off by curing hiccups! Tune in to discover our most recent revolutionary medical advancement! We’ve been discussing some good old fashioned conspiracy theories, the most insecure robber in Atlanta, and doing the Hokey Cokey with a dog on death row..
2023-07-3143 minButtStuffEpisode 2 - Queen of the moths - 24th July 2023Join us for this weeks episode where we harken back to the days of window tax, examine the potential environmental impact of releasing an unknown species of moth into the wild, revisit the life and times of Rolf Harris, and take a sneak peak into the secret life of the waltzer-men, all while being unintentionally joined by karaoke/potentially mid-murdering neighbours..
2023-07-2436 min
ButtStuffEpisode 1 - Happy Birthday Davey H! - 17th July 2023The long awaited first episode is upon us.. which we’ve apparently directed towards David Hasselhoff as our presumed only listener. We take a look at the most important issues we are all facing day to day, like; teleportation through time and space, and aggressive, surfboard thieving sea otters. We discuss the real questions on the lips of every citizen, such as why are birds armouring themselves with the very weapons made to destroy them? And, is Antwerp not in the Netherlands? We appear to have ended the episode with more questions than answers.. including the vital quest for a ve...
2023-07-1732 min
ButtStuffSnippet 1First snippet of our first experimental pilot! Bare with us guys, learning as we go here!
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