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ButtStuffEpisode 94 - Steak Tartare and a Heart Attack - 9th June 2025Come one come all! It's Monday again can you believe it! We're here after a lil break and bringing you this day in shitstory. We celebrate Donald duck, the creepy trouserless bastard as it's Donald duck day. Also be around to witness J getting Winnie the Pooh and C3P0 confused.We ember back to Sydney to discuss the Luna Park fire... Where everything once again seems corrupt! Or maybe C was involved according to J's detective skills.And we've got some new UFO...2025-06-0931 min
ButtStuffEpisode 93 - Cheese - 26th May 2025Hello and welcome to the nonsense!This is not late in any way shape or form. It’s so on time in fact that I have little to no recollection of its contents.Except… Cheese 🧀 Listen to us wherever you get your poddys from... 🫛🎙️ 🔞 Also should add listener discretion is advised as we are unfiltered.. sorry, we can't help it 🔞 ...#buttstuffpodcast #podcast #makingmondaysbetter #hbd #RIP #spotify #applepodcast...2025-06-0926 min
ButtStuffEpisode 92 - The Farty Taxi Driver - 19th May 2025Howdy grand greats of the wirral... It's Monday again can you believe it! We're here bringing you this day in shitstory. Today we celebrate gardening and our desire to devour the Bruce Bogtrotter cake. We're all here motorboating some sort of edible arrangements for our own pleasure. We weep our way through the life of Queen Charlotte and blubber back to the days of Seabrook crisps and the notebook. We're ruled by the moon sorry.And we've obviously got some closeted sheep news. Turns out we may have actually been raised by lesbian sheep ourselves! Sprinkle this with some bollocks...2025-05-1931 min
ButtStuffEpisode 91 - Quite a Cumbersome Child - 12th May 2025Hello check 1, 2... It's Monday again! And here we are with our weekly dose of Buttstuff shenanigans. And what a treat for the ears we've got for you today!We celebrate national women's checkup day revisiting how we may need a support group from the Phwoar Man. Poor Doris! We've got the usual HBDs celebrating the best Tony Hawk lookalike's birthday.... Tony Hawk himself.. and apparently this must've been the luckiest day in history with noone dying whatsoever... Just a ton of popey news.We've also got a gentle aroma of some Lindbergh kidnapping news for those of you who may...2025-05-1229 min
ButtStuffEpisode 90 - Caballo Sin Nombre - 5th May 2025Happy Monday Mofos! The ButtStuff girls are back yet again making it that little bit better!Today we're taking you out of this world for national astronaut day. It's a very short lived section so youre not even up there as long as Katy Perry though sorry.We plunder to the depths of the Titanic once again. We must be as much as a glutton for punishment and sinking ships as our great mate Violet Jessop, who may actually be nearly as cursed as JAnd of course what sorta poddy would we be if we didn't cover the attack...2025-05-0526 min
ButtStuffEpisode 89 - They Didn’t Believe His Chive - 28th April 2025Guess who's back... back again. BUTTSTUFF’s back. Tell your nans? And tell them were bringing this day in Shitstory! Today we're making Mondays greater with a billion frog shenanigans including the worst frogspawn recipe.We've got some sort of mutiny on some sort of Bounty.... It's handy to know how easy it is to go and start a brand new commune after all! All this and a whole lot more at ButtStuff Podcast! Listen to us wherever you ge...2025-04-2836 min
ButtStuffEpisode 88 - I wrote that just now - 14th April 2025Can you bloody believe it’s Monday again? But fear not, at least we’re here once again with this week's episode of ButtStuff Podcast.. Where we bring this day in Shitstory! For episode 88 we reminisce about our fat girl past and become pensioners for Gardening day! Noone can tell us we're not versatile.Hop aboard the last minute train as J crashes through the birthdays of this day in an excellent manner considering she did less research than anyone in the history of the world. And of course we were going to blabber all on about the Titanic, but...2025-04-1430 min
ButtStuffEpisode 87 - She completed Sex - 7th April 2025Happy Beer day to all our pals around the world 🌎 heres this week's episode of ButtStuff Podcast. Where we bring this day in Shitstory! Today we celebrate all the B things whilst J baths herself in beer in all the excitement. We trot on back to the days of Dick Penis Erection Turpin just a little. Cos C is the laziest sod in the land this week with zero excuses. Also what's a Buttstuff episode without us messing up some maths in a grand way and somehow ending up mentioning Kelloggs for the third time in not even two yea...2025-04-0728 min
ButtStuffEpisode 86 - That man is my Father - 31st March 2025Howdy folk 🎉 Heres this week's episode of ButtStuff Podcast. Where we bring this day in Shitstory! Today we celebrate Tater day with another food ramble wondering the logistics of poaching a potato and pondering if it's a good idea for McDonald's to start offering sex toys. We ramble back to the Glory days of 1889 when the Eiffel Tower was built. Listen to find out why it may soon become the Eiffel bulbous wafflecake soon. We have a break to admire Christopher Walken in the fat boy slim music video and we're not even sorry about it... the sexy gaunt man...2025-03-3130 min
ButtStuffEpisode 85 - Tom, Dick & Harry - 24th March 2025Sunday monday happy days to you all and here we are with another episode of Buttstuff... bringing you the best bits from this day in shitstory!We bring you our favourite stories of how we ruined every cocktail under the sun and why J can only drink beer now as she is an elderly pub man.We ferry back to the rough seas of the Isle of Wight, blabbering on about the HMS Eurydice and wondering what sort of idiot purposely goes to Bermuda. Us it seems.And of course we've got great goss from the...2025-03-2432 min
ButtStuffEpisode 84 - You are a Leprechaun - 17th March 2025Happy St Paddy's Day you grand dukes of the world! Today we're bringing you more magic from this day in shitstory... We have an atom of information on St Patrick.. just a little bit though so tune in for us blaming the schools once again for our idiocy. We have a nap to explore the astral realms, going back to our great mate and fellow DJ Dr Robert Monroe, luckily we weren't sleepwalking this time and wandering around the place in the nude. And what sort of poddy would we be if we didn't use our investigative journalism skills to...2025-03-1731 min
ButtStuffEpisode 83 - His trousers just sorta fell off - 10th March 2025Chums! Would you believe that we've got another Monday already, but alas Here we are making it all better, bringing you another day in Shitstory! It's a Mario day. So we're here blabbering on about how J was obviously a neglect child and was raised using a brick for entertainment instead. We're also flabbergasted at Bagpipe day and trying to figure out wagwan with the schools and why they were gatekeeping Gaelic. We're shouting out for international day of awesomeness to anyone who isn't a dick, including the great bloke at the pub who accidentally dropped his trousers to serenade...2025-03-1034 min
ButtStuffEpisode 82 - She IS the weapon! - 3rd March 2025Happy Monday one and all! Here we are making it all better, bringing you another day in Shitstory!We wonder what Joan Rivers would do with opposable thumbs whilst fondly reminiscing about the time J raised an attempted murderer, and wonder if we could've changed things by being less Scar from the Lion King. We have a big ole meat filled day today celebrating Canadian Bacon and the Kentucky Meat Shower where we had raw beef/lamb/horse or child lung showering upon us. And lastly who could forget the fast of Mahatma Ghandi, or the great fast of C...2025-03-0338 min
ButtStuffEpisode 81 - He is 100% bowels - 24th February 2025It's Monday again Motherhumpers! And what a treat we've got for you today pondering this day in Shitstory! We simply can't believe our chive, or that Dehoop was last seen by her sister in the 1600s. Lets hope she changed her identity and is living her best life.We figure out the best way to end the Russia - Ukraine war by putting ourselves in the firing line. And finally and definitely most importantly, we use our excellent detective skills to tell you about the hottest Porn out there for the every day hungry human... And whilst we're on...2025-02-2433 min
ButtStuffEpisode 80 - Soggy Battered Sex Doll - 17th February 2025Happy Cabbage day you glorious creatures... Tune in for celebrations with ButtStuff podcast, where we ponder this day in Shitstory!Today we've got C fan girling about Paris Hilton and we're lucky she actually stuck around to complete the episode cos she's now off to propose. We've apparently got some hard hitting news about Jack the Ripper... Or a redo actually cos J wasn't using her listening ears!And what's a poddy without our take on the fancy pants music lessons of Britain in the 2000s. Thanks Ed Sheeran for ruining our childhood.2025-02-1743 min
ButtStuffEpisode 79 - Scalp a Scholar - 10th February 2025Slay Geoffs! It's time for this weekly verbal dumpage of Buttstuff... Where we deliver this day in history with a side of tasty tasty buffoonery. Today we explain how NOT to celebrate flannel day, or poop day. Who'd have thought the two would mingle so hideously. We've got too many Shirley's spoiling the broth but today we hop onto the good ship lollipop (or terrible dinghy pickled egg) to uncover the dark history of Shirley Temple. And of course more corruption and bollocks from the St Scholastica Day riots of ye olden days.All this and a...2025-02-1041 min
ButtStuffEpisode 78 - The gaunt got him - 3rd February 2025Roll up roll up here's today's feast of audio drivel guaranteed to have you scratching your nogging... Come celebrate National sicky day with us by sodding everything off and eating prime rib for the Cordova Ice worm festival instead.Today we jingle on back to the day the music died (according to some) and how we were child labour, being forced to sing Buddy Holly songs to old folk in exchange of a happy meal.And of course we retrigger a childhood fear of getting chased by a colossal belly trying to make us wear Reebok or...2025-02-0329 min
ButtStuffEpisode 77 - You Jimmy Saville lover you - 27th January 2025Happy days gentle greats! Here we are today ruining breakfast straight from the offset, and in true buttstuff fashion, somehow only getting worse as we bring you this day in Shitstory!
We celebrate Cs best mate Thomas Crapper, and wonder if Pinocchio would have done a better job with the toilet.
We burn through the Colney Hatch Insane Asylum fire, and even tickle your taste buds with some Jack the Ripper bits and bobs.
We tend to the tough question of today... Why doesn't bubble wrap fart properly?
All this and a whole lot more at ButtStuff Podcast!
Listen...2025-01-2734 min
ButtStuffEpisode 76 - Pissed the dog - 20th January 2025Hello great mates and fellow deejayyyhhs!Are you aware of penguins?Well strap yourselves in because it doesn’t end there! Once again, bringing you the shitstory of yesteryear! Come, join us, and bask in the glory of the nonsense!All this and a whole lot more at ButtStuff Podcast! Listen to us wherever you get your poddys from! 🫛🎙️ 🔞 Also should add listener discretion is advised as we are unfiltered sorry we can't help it 🔞 . . . . . #buttstuffpodcast #podcast #makingmondaysbetter #hbd #RIP #spotify #applepodcast #youtube #girlspodcast #comedypodcast #adhdpodcast #loadabollocks #confessions #pubmen #ridd...2025-01-2035 min
ButtStuffEpisode 75 - Harold Shitman Shipment - 13th January 2025Happy Calennig/ folk! Or if youre unable to commit to a year and decide to just celebrate on a leap year with us then just a simple iya will suffice.
Here's episode 75 of ButtStuff, where your two favourite riddled idiots attempt to teach something from this day.
Today we've got some top notch info on how to live your best life by singing and making a 3 legged union rep apple and the best way to seek out a Welsh person.
we've got a potential conspiracy on our hands as we skim through the...2025-01-1242 min
ButtStuffEpisode 74 - You baldy little sex perverts - 6th January 2025Welcome to 2025 Geoffs one and all! Let’s get through the grotesque annual pantomime that we know as ‘The New Year’ together.
We will comfort your chilly audio receiving appendages with the sound of 2 idiots attempting to present information to you fine people, including the heartwarming news that someone went missing 52 years ago and was never seen again! Oh how we love such wholesome content, and we definitely never forget to finish the story.. even if we’ve run out of our quota of ‘s’’s for the day.
Fortunately we have a special guest...2025-01-0644 min
ButtStuffEpisode 73 - Tasty tasty Pilots - 23rd December 2024Feliz navidad Geoff's one and all! Here's a special Christmas pressie for your lugholes! 🦻 We've got some excellent worldly Christmas traditions for them if you wanna feel festive and if you're feeling Grinchy then feel free to create a short film for Js cats.
Join us on our newfound aspiration to be a big ole battle-axe due to our transformation into our parents as a side effect of binge watching 90s coronation street.
We celebrate a dead Joseph smiths birthday by needing to consume all the caffeine on this earth with a side dose of Sonoran toad.
We also freeze to...2024-12-2349 min
ButtStuffEpisode 72 - I think he is Dumbledead - 16th December 2024Our brain be fleeting so seasons greetings to one and all! And what a gift we have for your ears today.
Journey through this day in Shitstory where we obviously start by mentally cover Forrest Gump in chocolate cos life is like a box of chocolates and you never know what you're gonna get.
We chinwag through the newly declassified UFO videos that have been doing the rounds. Which inevitably end up with more rage towards the gaslighting government githeads.
We become possessed by...2024-12-1637 min
ButtStuffEpisode 71 - Fatigued Willy Day - 9th December 2024Ho Ho Hola! Your weekly delivery of BS complete with festive jingle is upon us once more!
Happy Birthday to the world famous Cumberbatch Lady Girl, Dick Butkus, and Mrs NeedHams gastric siege.
We kick off anti corruption day with some troubling information about the cesspit of lies that is daytime television, and the heavily rumoured conspiracy theories involving Angela the wasteman.
C explains all about how the ponce of Pennsylvania gaslighted OUR FAMILY (via posthumous involuntary adoption) into paying a non existent phone bill for x nu...2024-12-0932 min
ButtStuffEpisode 70 - She is a haemorrhoid - 2nd December 2024Rrrrrrolllll up ya’ll we are sliding into December with all the popping shitstory from this day! Join us two dribbling degenerates for this weeks dose of verbal diarrhoea about old matey Pablo and all the work he did in the community, and not forgetting Ringo Starr’s tonsillectomy.
We celebrate the heroic rescue of John the cat, and C’s equally heroic self defence shit-in-a-bag wielding at an innocent cyclist party trick.
The debate is on whether we would smoke Tupac, and how we would attempt to disguise our failure to repair the Chri...2024-12-0240 min
ButtStuffEpisode 69 - Anti Suction Dick Clinic - 25th November 2024It's episode 69! Waheyy! 🍆 Come celebrate with the best buttstuff weirdos!
This week J personifies an unknown rapper trying to explain about Joe Dimaggio and Marilyn being together in a saucy way.
Talking about saucy ways, we romp through our favourite naughty injuries and wonder if it's acceptable to propose with a penis?
We also head back to the Nutty Putty Cave all spelunking but then realise we'd be useless considering J got stuck in what may as well been a football field so, we go back to bed.
All this excitement and so much more at ButtStuff Podcast!
Listen to us where...2024-11-2531 min
ButtStuffEpisode 68 - Bugger her off again - 18th November 2024It’s that time again..! Let us master tea connoisseurs tickle your lugholes with our sweetness limits, whilst we judge those who are just raw dogging life with zero sugars. Absolute weirdos.
Come saunter back to Jonestown with us, to fight Mr Muggs the chimp... Just don't drink the cool aid (.. it was actually flavor aid omm)
We once again forget the NDA about dogs and cancer and a horse being a queen so are tip toeing through the hard topics today... Which also gets us wondering are mickey and Minnie mouse incesting in a dick castle? 2024-11-1836 min
ButtStuffEpisode 67 - Oh he’s got a vagineck - 11th November 2024*Insert general pleasantries here!* it's time for this week's episode of ButtStuff where we're pondering this day in Shitstory 🕰️ and bringing our essential findings on John Lennon's tragic penis.
Shimmy on over to hear ever so briefly about WW1 and how we cba going out for a walk in the rain nevermind fight for our country.
We try to discover why the government are trying to write braile on the arms of British high school students in the form of a beefy flea jab.
We get our asses on...2024-11-1136 min
ButtStuffEpisode 66 - Everyone’s noncing - 4th November 2024Howdy reprobates of this alien riddled Earth. Join us for this week's episode of Buttstuff where we celebrate chicken lady day by not having a clue what on earth is going on.
We finally give our detective findings on the Diddy situation... relatively punctually too! The absolute bag of bog has the audacity to have a birthday on this day so naturally he's getting shat...
.. it turns out so are the Shatters of the Newport Rising of the 1800s. We wonder how differently it would have looked if it was lead by...2024-11-0434 min
ButtStuffEpisode 65 - Ronnie Corbett looking bitch ass - 28th October 2024Dear established members of the good group. Here is the latest episode of ButtStuff! 🎉
Firstly we have the obvious comparison between Julia Roberts and a pocket bully and we're trying to figure out whose face has the widest diameter.
We also start rummaging around Joaquin Phoenix's birth records to check if C is making up an alter ego for him... Spoiler alert she actually isn't (this time)
It's been 5 years in the making and you would never ever have thought it.. but we finally chunder through the conspi...2024-10-2837 min
ButtStuffEpisode 64 - New beningings.. Bladder problems - 21st October 2024Hola manzanas! 🍏🍎 Roll up for this week's episode of ButtStuff... 🎉
This week we're aware of reptiles and their existence and apparently gotta spend the bloody day counting our buttons from the pile in the drawer.
We're lucky it's free speech week as we give our thoughts on Alec Baldwin and his rugby ball face all whilst giving our detective findings from behind the scenes of Rust.
We accidentally get Aberfan and Penyfan mixed up a ton whilst trying to discuss the horrific disaster of Aberfan.
But ala...2024-10-2134 min
ButtStuffEpisode 63 - He’s too frail for a pegging - 14th October 2024Oh happy days to our egg heads out there! We're here celebrating you bald free mavericks with the bollocks to expose your skull to the world! You hardened nutters!
We shoot back to a few US presidents today... Join us learning about one of the most prolific speeches in history... So prolific in fact that if it was made today it would even potentially end up on YouTube. What high praises.
We sign an NDA and point blank refuse to discuss the Senghenydd colliery disaster but you do get an exclusive in...2024-10-1434 min
ButtStuffEpisode 62 - It’s Keggy Time! - 7th October 2024Roll up roll up, come one and all!
Join us for all the animal news, as it's world animal week! 🦐🦬🐀 🐻Snuggle up for some more facts on all the fluffy little folk on this great earth.
J finally admits to attempted murder using a drama chair as a weapon. It's ok she has her comeuppance as she was nearly hung drawn and quartered by the same teacher who threatened C with tourettes.
And on the time travel sesh we wobble back to a guy called Christian Adam and his mad mus...2024-10-0735 min
ButtStuffEpisode 61 -Fuel Rhod Gilbert - 30th September 2024Happy International Podcast day you outstanding mortals 🎉 and what better way to celebrate than with your two favourite dribbling (butt) crack-pots.
Join us in trying to pitch a sequel to Edward scissorhands. Where he is just a man with hands. You're in for a roller coaster ride with this one..
.. talking about a man who could apparently do with some new hands we blindly smash through the history of James Dean's death. Please don't fact check us for any of this bullshit please cos it's all bollocks of course.
...2024-09-3042 min
ButtStuffEpisode 60 - Do gorillas do yogurt enemas? - 23rd September 2024Happiest of Mabon festivities you sexy sods. Today we're plonking some celebrations on your lap in the form of feasts and fire... You know how C is a pyromaniac and all... 🔥
..talking about fire we are also celebrating national Ginger day. And wondering how there seems to be so many more of you than there once were. Where are you all coming from?!
We're travelling back on our time machine to when masturbation was so rife it was causing heart disease for a visit with John Harvey Kellogg, opting for a casual yogurt...2024-09-2337 min
ButtStuffEpisode 59 - Such a Fertile Hot Air Balloon Ride - 16th September 2024Happy happy Monday folk! 🦠 We're here again to provide your weekly feast of waffle, gossip and history! ⌛🧠
We're here celebrating C and only C apparently cos its pet rodent awareness week. Or something like that who even knows anymore.
We float into the history of the east Germany/London/Berlins balloon escape and how in our mind it was the worlds most fertile hot air balloon ride ever.
We squirrel on about breatharianism aka the nan diet whilst nomming our weight in midget gems. The same as the foundin...2024-09-1638 min
ButtStuffEpisode 58 - I did like Queen - 9th September 2024Greetings upon you this fine Monday ya'll! We're here to improve your week once again, with a feast of ADHD filtered, unfiltered knowledge for you to dine on.
We've realised we've hit an age where grey men are phwoar, which means that we must be ageing just a little bit, much to our dismay.
We are delving into the reigning monarchs of yesteryear, and querying who thought it could be acceptable to make a 9 month old baby the King of 2 countries...
We accidentally shower eachother with sad...2024-09-0935 min
ButtStuffEpisode 57 - ButtStuff gets PROBED! - 2nd September 2024What a glorious weekend it has been Geoff's far and wide and we're here to make the abrupt end of it just a little sweeter by gloating about our annual pilgrimage to the Brecon Beacons 🏴
We explain why our subconscious has been warning us about going on the trip and about how we were completely oblivious to this until aliens nearly stole us from the paranormal hotspot for a probe sesh 👽
We explain further about why we don't trust Keith's or bakers as they're all arsonists 🔥 which is fine in moderation according to C.
...2024-09-0235 min
ButtStuffEpisode 56 - Scrub my scribe - 26th August 2024Well here we are this Monday once again! Making Mondays better, cos let's be fair, they're in desperate need of improvement.
Our maths is all off so we're trying to figure out how on earth we were around at the same time as Mother Theresa and we whinge about our ageing arthritic thumbs and it all makes sense.
There's a shit snippet about a bloke called John. Just John (of Bohemia of Luxembourg the blind king), and how some dogs just want to be racist.
We delve int...2024-08-2637 min
ButtStuffEpisode 55 - Long John Lennon - 23rd August 2024Well well well! Here we are on our last ever Friday penetrating your lugholes! It probably comes as no surprise to many of you that the Monday Police have been in relentless pursuit to get us back. Due to the overwhelming evidence that Mondays have significantly deteriorated since our move to Fridays.. we will be returning to Mondays henceforth! What can we say, except.. you're welcome 😇 We are thrilled to be able to provide this service to those who need it most, victims of Mondays.
In our Friday finale, we take you back to when ole L...2024-08-2335 min
ButtStuffEpisode 54 - Why would they punish us with a snotty boy? - 16th August 2024Hello great mates can you believe it's Friday already again? Join us for this week's episode of ButtStuff.
Jay goes back on forth on whether she fancies throwing herself from the brink of space or not. Coming to the conclusion that now we're in our 30s we ache at the mere thought of it.
We obviously are late to the Olympics situation but bring you our absolute favourite Olympian legends from past and present. Including the one who had to fight off a raging priest and the one who s...2024-08-1638 min
ButtStuffEpisode 53 - He was just a child! - 9th August 2024Hello, hello, hello friends of the world! This week, tune in for the latest instalment of our hideously unedited garbage parade where J comes with no notes other than Charles Mansons death certificate, and C attempts to distract everyone with civilisation! We are considering the lengthy and incorrect construction of a certain Italian tower, and celebrating melon day- throwing in a bit of Morse code for a treat!
Due to reasons, we are having a rejig of our Friday release time. Apologieeess! Cozzy livs.
Please pay us so we can quit our j...2024-08-0943 min
ButtStuffEpisode 52 - Sunshine and ButtStuff-ercups - 2nd August 2024Happy Peach month you glorious folk 🍑
We are here again this Friday getting tired at the mere thought of golfing holidays and seem to be recommending shitting holidays instead... Don't forget to pack your life savings worth of pants.
In fact this whole episode is pretty much dedicated to shitters and stinkers again. C has a problem and needs to get it off her chest.
We delve into the most interesting rabbit hole of the French mayors/Prime minister/queens body double and how she may now become radioactive.
2024-08-0237 min
ButtStuffEpisode 51 - Sex Bagels - 26th July 2024National moth week is upon us again! Doesn’t time fly when you fill it with 2 reprobates talking garbage for a year!
For those that have been here since last national moth week, and to all new members of our dysfunctional family, fear not!.. this year we have replaced moths with the history of the devils latrine, and saucy romps in the stationary cupboard incorporating improper use of office supplies.
Clearly the only feasible evolution from moths..
Happy Birthday Mick Jagger who is very youthful and well, unlike his colleague Keith.
We further report on a Royal ho...2024-07-2543 min
ButtStuffEpisode 50 - Look me in the trouser snake - 19th July 2024Happy Birthday to the muse of the Battle of the Boyne, Sir/Dr/Rev Brian May! Birthday celebrations extended also to Sir Plinkleton Frinkletonk Jr III who played Sherlock! He was Sherlock, not Dr Who..
Good job I don’t work as an emergency services operator, “I need an ambulance!”
*sends Brian May*
Our measurement system makes years and hours one and the same, and we discuss our theories on weight distribution including the capsizing of the Mary Rose, and C’s large headed son.
Inspired by recent events, we are starting a business, ‘Scaly Sexy Bog Bag Security Systems’, who will be...2024-07-1940 min
ButtStuffEpisode 49 - There is only Leith - 12th July 2024Happy world kebab day, national french fry day and paper bag day! If you plan it right, you can celebrate all of these days in one fell swoop with a trip to the kebab shop!
In other news, William Wallace is unsheathing his Leith, and we are showering the birthday boy with shame as per usual.
Tune in for the live dictation of ‘The Watch List’, from which, David Attenborough and Bing Crosby are exempt.
We have made Erasmus a simple student, rather than one of the greatest thinkers of the renaissance because someone can’t read their notes.
Jammo and Bi...2024-07-1241 min
ButtStuffEpisode 48 - Do you know the Mitchell man - 5th July 2024Happy 5th July to our great internet pals! It's Friday again so we're here shouting words into your ears👂🎶 you're welcome
Today we're being incredibly British and talking about the mad weather and speed limits. And celebrating our Bampy Bev aka Aneurin Bevan, the glorious bastard.
We also shit the world most murderous fish/pescadito on his birthday. As if the Columbian prison wasn't bad enough he's now got two malfunctioning idiots slagging him off.
And lastly we ponder the impending doom that is going to be here for us all in a min. No wonder Kanye wanted to kill his co...2024-07-0539 min
ButtStuffEpisode 47 - Phwoar my corpse is ‘ere - 28th June 2024Goooooooood Friday ya’ll!
We are back at ya this week with Henners the Ezza, and Elongated MuskRat’s birthdays!
In fact.. once the elongated one sorts out a Time Machine, we can all go to Stephen Hawkins party in Cambridge.. in 2009. A likely motivator for Mr. MuskRat’s career choice..
We are kicking the celebrations off with a good dose of musical nostalgia from the 90’s, and counting how many times we’ve impaled ourselves over the years.
Tune in to find out what nonsense we’re learning this week, including, but not limited to; American Football and training crows. Clear...2024-06-2846 min
ButtStuffEpisode 46 - Chicken Nuggets and Covid - 21st June 2024Happy June Solstace you sexy bunch of skin bags!
Skidaddle on over and get involved in the big debate about the issues we’ve been haunted by this week, such as the shameless bias towards Baldemort being crowned the winner of the ugliest dog contest, year, after year, after year.. leading us to ask, where is the ugly dog diversity?
We’ve got a cracking maritime tale about a spectacular failure to bonk a boat with a bottle which, inevitably, resulted in the death of 38 onlookers. C gives us little to no information on why she’s signed an NDA about...2024-06-2142 min
ButtStuffEpisode 45 - Spite Shit - 14th June 2024Haaaaappy Friday ya’ll! Hope Summer is in full swing wherever you are!
This week we deduce that a child does not grow a head the size of a watermelon if it is not nourished, and Drake has stolen the identity of a dolphin.
Remember when Robert Bunsen invented the elastic band? We do, join us as we reminisce over the good old days. Also on this day, some people have a birthday and some people died.
Tune on in to discover the origins of J’s debilitating monkey phobia, and why we are so willing to spite lose control of o...2024-06-1445 min
ButtStuffEpisode 44 - Glory Coffins - 7th June 2024Happy June to most! Happy September 2016 to everyone in Ethiopia, you absolute mavericks 🙌🏽
Today we get diabetes, it’s donut 🍩 and chocolate ice cream day🍦For this reason, we are investigating the secret ingredient in the only acceptable form of ice cream; that which has come from a man in a van.. not normally where we would recommend obtaining your creamed treats, especially since inflation has meant you now need to sell your organs on the black market in order to finance such frivolous purchases..!
We celebrate the birthday of The Artist, Prince by holding him captive in a pram, a way he would...2024-06-0750 min
ButtStuffEpisode 43 - Anti-Masturbation Flakes - 31st May 2024Hellcome and welcome one and all to happy speak in complete sentences day!
Walt Whitman was mad and long, and we love this for him on his birthday!
Along with Clint Eastwood who famously starred in Indiana Jones and definitely not million dollar baby! You can always rely on us for our accurate news about films, actors and singers!
Not forgetting the famous track by DJ Casper - just like murder she wrote! 😙🎶 RIP good sire🫡
C is changing her firstborns name to Adolf, and we have a poster boy dog man bear pig who was actually a girl called Honey Tre...2024-05-3146 min
ButtStuffEpisode 42 - Make love unto the running man - 24th May 2024Happy (don’t) Fry-day brothers and sisters! ☀️
C’s tattoo artist has misunderstood her species completely, perhaps mistaking her for a member of the royal family?!
J explains her irrational phobia of children, and we discuss songs from yesteryear and the bizarre lyrics they may or may not have sung; not forgetting the one about the famous mythical, magical instrument, the trombolise! A likely favourite of the hippies in the 60’s!
Tune in to hear our flagrant disregard for the itinerary, and the beninging of the never ending story!
🎶🎧🎉 All this and a whole lot more on Buttstuff podcast! Listen to us on YouTube or...2024-05-2443 min
ButtStuffEpisode 41 - Breaking the Fart Barrier - 17th May 2024Happy National Pinot Grigio Day Ya’ll! Sing it with us 🎤
Who’s hunting mushrooms on this fine day? We can’t because we’re not responsible enough to not eat fatally poisonous fungi, but we’d love to live vicariously through you!
Lord Byron’s back again! Who didn’t realise his great mate Murray was in fact, Baldrick of Blackadder, and burnt his entire life’s works in a bid to save his legacy.. He pissed the legacy!!
We spend a bit of time in the 60’s, what a time to be alive!.. when people went to the beach and a love lett...2024-05-1748 min
ButtStuffEpisode 40 - Clownbag - 10th May 2024Heyyyy ya’lllll it’s that time of the week again!
We are BACK with our 40th episode and boy do we really know how to kick off the celebrations for the big 4-0;
Join us this week as we ruin hermit crabs and try to pass a garden centre off as an aquarium! Oh yes, nothing but the most riveting stories here! Only the best for you ❤️
We’re dishing out some well deserved birthday shame, and some not so deserved. Poor Bono.
Lest we forget those who ceased to exist on this day, shame for them too!
Aaaand we’re ropi...2024-05-1048 min
ButtStuffEpisode 39 - You wouldn’t dry clean a corpse - 3rd May 2024Welcome one and all, to May, the month of Eurovision!
Join us this week as we are mulling over the ominous events of the impending apocalypse descending upon us day by day as foretold by our great mate, The Babadook!
This weeks confessions lead to us celebrating the pissers and shitters of yesteryear, whose legacy will bring joy for decades to come and will live on in our hearts forever, never to be forgotten.. ever!
We consider various ethical dilemmas including casual sedation of the family, and gloating at a corpse. There’s some (b)ad libbing going on as us...2024-05-0352 min
ButtStuffEpisode 38 - Sandbags and two human sacrifices - 26th April 2024Welcome welcome folks to our weekly leak of utter drivel!
Friday is here again already and we recorded this week’s episode whilst predrinking so this weeks apology comes before we even air. Soz (not soz) huns.
We bring you today’s RIPs and HBDs on top of our new demands for the UK flag which seems to be getting more and more X rated as we go. Prince Andrew isn’t replying to our WhatsApps about this.
We ponder why J’s algorithm is trying to force her into watching one man one jar - although this may be due to o...2024-04-2657 min
ButtStuffEpisode 37 - Piss the Legacy - 19th April 2024Friends far and wide, happy Friday! Join us on our magical, mystery tour of this week’s dose of absolute nonsense!
We try to navigate many topics on this episode!..
The main thing is we tried..!
Our one collective brain cell attempts to grapple with new information about the American Revolution, fermented almond milk liqueur, and the highly important guidance on the percentage of garlic in mushroom pâté.
NB. Never leave me in charge of the collective brain cell.
All this ambiguity and MUCH more on BUTTSTUFF Podcast!
🎙️Listen to our weekly episodes out every FRIDAY, wherever you get your podc...2024-04-1939 min
ButtStuffEpisode 36 - Pile O’ Shitwagon - 12th April 2024Greetings our most glorious internet family!
This fine week we are discussing the Merindol massacre in very light detail, which was almost as bad as the travesty that is the Union Jack flag.. but not.
We explain the secret scientific principle that is ‘The Dick Effect’; VITAL information they INTENTIONALLY kept from us in school because they KNEW we would be too powerful!
I reminisce about the time I worked briefly on the Titanic, and why my little oversight may have been responsible for the death of many, but also one of the most highly accoladed films ever made.
Tune in a...2024-04-1248 min
ButtStuffEpisode 35 - The Big Old Issue - 5th April 2024Happy Friday one and all!
We’re back atcha gang, with this week’s hot news from times gone by, the hbd’s, the rip’s, and celebrating the all important flares day- also known as bell bottoms for our international Geoffs!
Join us as I take a trip down memory lane, and recount the tragic tale of the time I was targeted, and nearly mercilessly ploughed down by a man of the cloth, simply for wearing flares.
In the spirit of justice, we are desperately petitioning for Jesters rights, and want to know why they are no longer commonplace? Furtherm...2024-04-0551 min
ButtStuffEpisode 34 - Awful Human Garbage Folk - 29th March 2024It's Friday again and apparently this friday is particularly good so they say.
Join the two arseholes that are J and C on this week's rambling adventure where we wish a happy birthday to a famous napkin on the floor.
We go back to our childhood days being railway children/kids/Gs and again an accidental bit of death and absolutely nothing about mermaids.
Also this week we seem to end our 2 decade long friendship live on air cos J is a go off and has gone off with Nelson Mandela.
All this and a whole lot more on Buttstuff
...2024-03-2938 min
ButtStuffEpisode 33 - Assburgers - 22nd March 2024Roll up roll up this week’s episode is nearly here. We nearly gave up two mins into this one to head on down to wetherspoons for Reece with a spoons birthday but we made it through the ramble to bring you this past centuries hottest gossip.
We accidentally shit the Gryffindors and seals, so sorry for that but we bring you a load of positivity in the form of just death upon death and sexually feminine energy naked ass devil folk thrusting on our childhood TV.
And we celebrate Neurodiversity celebration week by just existing and having many naps and...2024-03-2244 min
ButtStuffEpisode 32 - He needs to meet two sausages in a bag man - 15th March 2024Roll up roll up... Friday is nearly 'pon us and we're here again to bring you lucky folk the juicy news from the www.internets past and present. We badly delve back into the past about the Tzars and their sexy blood loving ways and how it all ends just a tad badly for them, and how Rasputin's penis may be in a jar and that's all we seem to know about him. We discuss historys biggest legal loophole with J Ceezy taking over the place and how he was the first celebrity diva, and we finish off celebrating true...2024-03-1552 min
ButtStuffEpisode 31 - Dangly Bollocks - 8th March 2024Howdy ya’ll!
Please join us on this week's feast of absolute drivel/excellence where J admits to trying to seal her own orphan status using an embarrassed cat as her weapon.
We bring you the hottest history gossip from a month (and a few hundred years) ago. Join us as we discover the juicy not so secrets of good ole Mary queen o' Scots and how the conversation seems to always come back to bollocks.
We ponder our own history and how we watched technology unravel. Such a shame we didn't get onboard at the time and actually learn how...2024-03-0849 min
ButtStuffEpisode 30 - Yes, Very Excellent - 23rd February 2024Beautiful folk of the world, it's nearly friday already and this week we'll be bringing you exclusive interviews from Farmer J about the infamous chicken/ferret/goat thefts that swept the UK leaving farmers quaking in their wooden shacks.
We also ponder the next victim of the curse of the banana bread and wonder if it will coincide with the predictions of Nostradamus or if the lizards will win this one.
We ask the age old question. does love come from the brain or the heart? especially when it comes to a woman as beautiful as Sweaty Cheryl?
and lastly we...2024-02-2333 min
ButtStuffEpisode 29 - Old Fart Fashion Clothes - 16th February 2024Happy Friday one and all!
We are diving straight into the most important part of this special day, it’s national almond day! Hope you’ve got some crazy almond related activities planned to enjoy the day 🥜
On this day 100 years ago, old matey Howard Carter only went and unsealed King Tutankhamun’s tomb, leading to the widespread speculation of the curse of the mummy! There appears to be conflicting information on the date, some saying discovered in 1922 and unsealed in 1923, others saying unsealed in 1922. So that’s quite nice, if nobody definitively knows when they opened something as important as old King...2024-02-1647 min
ButtStuffEpisode 28 - Tinder Poo Date: A Memoire - 9th February 2024This week on episode 28, we are coming at ya with the perfect guide to celebrating this special day that you didn’t know you needed! We hope you’ve got a stomach of steel and a self sufficient family.
C is well in the throws of her current hyper fixation of UFO’s and the surprisingly plentiful accounts of encounters with our intergalactic neighbours in the Berwyn Mountains.
We are thrilled to learn of the justice served following the unlawful 8 month long detainment of an open water racing bird from Taiwan, accused of being a Chinese spy.
We are beginning our di...2024-02-0941 min
ButtStuffEpisode 27 - Congeal for your country! - 2nd February 2024Happy first Friday of February! Fffffff!
Today we are discussing the joys of living (and dying) in the 1300’s, and investigating why aliens favour visiting farms. Let us revisit the tales of the Welsh triangle, including various other visits from our intergalactic friends and why they’re probably better than Santa.
Since the end of the world is nigh, we are appointing ourselves president because apparently that’s a thing you can just do, especially if it gets us out of having to congeal for our country which we would definitely do at the first sign of trouble.
Tune your lug ho...2024-02-0257 min
ButtStuffEpisode 26 - Paedo Pasties - 26th January 2024Happy Friday you sexy lot!
Hoping all those who observe the traditional new year are being treated well by 2024 thus far!
We however, have opted to begin our new year in March, we can’t be expected to suddenly feel revived in the middle of this Baltic winter.
The big topics we are debating this week include the question, ‘why aren’t we seeing white dog poo anymore?’ Is this a worldwide phenomenon?
C gives us inside information on the lesser known, but equally talented, 6th, 7th, and 8th Spice Girls; AKA Naughty Spice, Wife Spice, and Middle Aged Mum Spice.
...2024-01-2643 min
ButtStuffEpisode 25 - Good Evening, DADDY! - 19th January 2024Good evening, DADDY! Here we are with our 25th episode!
We are absolutely dying at the sky news man who made a very minor verbal malfunction which now will follow him around until his final days.
I enjoyed quizzing C on her knowledge of the US states, where she equally enjoyed making up a whole new bunch of places where we will clearly be blamed for not knowing the prices of any McDonald’s branch circa 1994.
Why too, has C birthed an incompetent infant that is unable to utilise a tin opener? A mystery we will likely, never solve.
Furthermore, ha...2024-01-1958 min
ButtStuffEpisode 24 - I will not take an almond - 12th January 2024Happy New Year you excellent beings!
Roll up, roll up! Episode 24 is upon us and what more traditional way to see in the new year than to discuss, in which forms we will tolerate almonds and anything with similar flavours! Tune in to find out which of us will not take an almond!
If you can contain yourselves from that excitement, we will be covering a whole array of various frozen things, such as, but not limited to; Alaska, the Welsh weather, and James Bedford.
Furthermore, we are being controlled and manipulated by the furry little demons that reside within...2024-01-1242 min
ButtStuffEpisode 23 - Send us your Nans - 22nd December 2023Hello hello hello our most excellent internet family!
We are bringing Yuletide greetings and all the seasons festivities to sprinkle ‘pon thee 🎄
Digging around for the origins of Satan Claws himself, we have also discovered Icelands excellent Christmas tradition of the ‘Yule Lads’, which sounds like a bunch of lads out on the lash at Christmas and we are living for it ⛄️
Let’s also never forget the imp that C used to embody by simply existing, and the physical, mental and emotional damage she caused to not only those within our circle, but also the poor unfortunate souls that had the misfort...2023-12-2252 min
ButtStuffEpisode 22 - The 12 Days of Shitmas - 15th December 2023Helllllooooooo and welcome to The 12 Days of Shitmas, a festive audio treat just for you!
This week we are delving into the origins of the most disappointing tradition of the Yuletide, the Christmas cracker, which has victimised us both over the years in different ways, TUNE IN to find out how and why! There’s nothing more amusing than being publicly embarrassed by a shouty piece of cardboard with an ill fitting hat inside.
Furthermore we are investigating the longstanding Welsh tradition of brandishing a horses skull and trying to break into the pantries of the locals to eat them ou...2023-12-1557 min
ButtStuffEpisode 21 - Custody of the face - 8th December 2023Get ready to hear me experience an extraaa long verbal malfunction today on BUTTSTUFF!
“How is that any different to every other episode?” I hear you ask.. it isn’t.
I just feel duty bound to prepare you for the same shit as every week.
We are trying to celebrate Sammy Davis Jr’s birthday, but my mouth will not name him.
‘Tis 43 years since the shooting of John Lennon, or Mark David Chapman himself if you ask C.
But that’s only because she’s trying to cover up the truth of the story…. Tune in to find out the REAL killer...2023-12-081h 00
ButtStuffEpisode 20 - Regurgitate my shit - 27th November 2023Hehehey, episode 20 is on the way!
This week in mushy news, I poorly and incorrectly half tell the story of the Australian mushroom murderer, and C does a far superior job of telling us the truly glorious tale of Theodore Hooker who was the eccentric mastermind behind the Berners Street Hoax.
In other news, our TWITCH stream will be coming soon! Watch this space…!
This is definitely not rushed.. no one will ever know..
Tune in your wireless to join us for all of this and much more on BUTTSTUFF!
🎙️Listen to our weekly episodes out every Monday, wherever you get you...2023-11-2747 min
ButtStuffEpisode 19 - All Hail Geoff! - 20th November 2023Happy Episode 19 friends of the world!
This week we have a very special episode as we are joined by none other than the original Geoff!
In the spirit of all things Geoff, we are discussing the comparisons between growing up in UK vs the USA.. and learning that terrorising the neighbourhood paedophile wasn’t commonplace for children on a worldwide scale!
Furthermore we touch on the existence of the royal family in memory of her Maj’s marriage to Phil on this day in 1947, and the origins of Thanksgiving when the first great escape was made from Plymouth.
Tune in your...2023-11-2050 min
ButtStuffEpisode 18 - Slash is in the Christmas tree - 13th November 2023Episode 18 is ‘pon us ya’ll!
Happy Birthdays to Whoopi, Gerry and the hubby of the poddy!
Don’t you just hate it when the ceiling spontaneously collapses on the child you’re meant to be taking care of? Or you casually bowl it down the garden path? So far, fortunately only one of these things has happened to us, tune in to find out which!
We are being inspired this week by the sexy men of the world who are doing a better job of being women than us, so with this in mind we are taking to a pole and...2023-11-1358 min
ButtStuffEpisode 17 - Holler boys, holler boys, let the bells ring! - 6th November 2023Remember, remember, the 5th of November;
Gunpowder, treason, and plot.
But remember more fondly the 6th of November when BUTTSTUFF released their rot!
Our resident pyromaniac explains the sinister reason we originally celebrated ‘bonfire night’, and lets us in on her first childhood experiences of robbing innocent pedestrians using a sort of ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ strategy with a poorly made mannequin constructed solely of tights.
LeatMoaf had his number 1 hit with ‘I would do anything for love’ on this day in history, which lead us to questioning what other people were secretly singing about..
Turns out C, suspects all artists, livin...2023-11-0653 min
ButtStuffEpisode 16 - Why are you wearing my vagina like a hat? - 30th October 2023Happy Halloween and happy Episode 16 great mates of the world!
Enjoy my dulcet tones from what sounds like another room, in another house, in another postcode.
This is the result of my paranoia that I was shouting at you all, so I tried to compensate for it, badly.
We start by discussing the ways Disney chose to traumatise us as children, mainly that C is troubled by the fact that her uncle didn’t murder her dad like Scar killed Mufasa. Then moving rapidly onto the sexy beast that is Kovu, the most fanciable lion in animated history.
Was anyone el...2023-10-3057 min
ButtStuffEpisode 15 - Filo Pastry For My Titties - 23rd October 2023Episode 15 is being delivered to thee our dearest pals pon de web!
We are today celebrating Ryan Reynolds birthday! WITH a request that they take a leaf out of Romas book and alter Wrexam A.F.C’s team emblem to incorporate a Wolf breastfeeding maybe himself and Rob McElhenney..? C and I also wouldn’t mind if you used an effigy of ourselves.
We are finally making good on our promise to learn about moles on National Mole Day! Which rapidly turned into the makings of a new and terrifying horror film that will shake the very foundations of Holl...2023-10-2356 min
ButtStuffEpisode 14 - Oswald the Dodgy Rabbit - 16th October 2023Episode 14 is upon us our dearest friends of the life!
We are hard hitting journalists in this episode, get yourselves ready for the following take home messages….
This week featuring some bonus footage! We were interrupted so started again, apparently with considerably less desire to buffer our opinions on celebrities who look like they have bodies in their wardrobe.
Happy Birthday John Mayer, you might be a criminal.
Andrei Chikatilo is not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
George hull was an old atheist conman who went about chatting to reverends with his hand down his trousers. He was...2023-10-1656 min
ButtStuffEpisode 13 - The Curse of The Banana Bread - 9th October 2023Join us on BUTTSTUFF this week for episode 13 (ooooo 👻) where we unravel ‘The Curse of The Banana Bread’! Not forgetting the other curses which have been kindly bestowed upon us.
This week we are ignoring a whole host of recording issues, namely the fact that I had to re-record over some corrupt audio which I’ve done seamlessly and no one will ever notice.
We give a brief lesson in the history of British Prime Ministers, and the scenes we have constructed in our psyche to soften the blow of the absolute shambles that is ‘running’ our country.
On the same lines, w...2023-10-0954 min
ButtStuffEpisode 12 - “Don’t fall out of a window” - 2nd October 2023This week we are coming at you from ‘The Bistro Set’ with some top tier sound effects! Featuring a guest appearance from ‘The Snuff’ who’s giving us grunting and heavy breathing throughout like a creepy caller, and my dribbling self who is exuding snot from every orifice at a rate of knots and it obviously sounds… sexy.
Uncontrollable bodily functions notwithstanding, we are discussing the craziest celebrity trial of the 90’s, which included one of my favourite low speed car chases of all time. Orenthal also holds the record of being the first and only person to actually adhere to the 20mph s...2023-10-0251 min
ButtStuffEpisode 11 - The Leper-sode - September 25th 2023Join us this week on BUTTSTUFF and enjoy our introduction to the Bull horn academy who’s curriculum, we are hopeful, covers all manner of large animal husbandry not excluding the national animal of Scotland; the majestic unicorn, the mascot of Wales; the dragon, and of course, ‘Howdy Doody’, the enormous, shotgun-riding bull we discuss in this weeks episode.
Not happy with a dragon on our flag 🏴 we also insist the rest of the world refers to us as ‘The Land of Song’, and we’re claiming Catherine Zeta Jones.. Wishing you and your husband wonderful birthday celebrations, hope you’re enjoying it in sunnier climes th...2023-09-2554 min
ButtStuffEpisode 10 - Was Jimi Hendrix a ‘drine winker’? - 18th September 2023Episode 10 is upon us folks! Welcome back to Mondays!
This week friends, we are learning all about the important events in history that they didn’t teach us in school! Had they adopted a more liberal approach to the content of the curriculum, extending to ‘The Great Australian Emu War’ of 1932, we may have attended more often, or at all. But fear not! Because we are here with the truth!
We pay tribute to the late Jimi Hendrix of the anniversary of this death, and also creep around an alternative theory on his untimely demise, considering the big questions about the fi...2023-09-1853 min
ButtStuffEpisode 9 - Unhinged - 14th September 2023Well here we are with episode 9!
Brought to you from the Brecon Beacons, and we still managed to find noisy neighbours!
By our usual ‘unstructured’ standard, this weeks episode would be considered ‘unhinged’ 🫠
Without our usual content structure, we are like watching those sticky toys you used to play with as kids falling down the wall after you’d thrown them at it.
Fuelled by lager and amaretto we are trying to solve the problems of the world, and by ‘solve’ we mean ‘complain about’.
We realised toward the end of our wonderwalk that it was now really quite dark and we had to scale a...2023-09-1438 min
ButtStuffEpisode 8 - ‘Hope this doesn’t age like a minger’ - 7th September 2023This week we are coming at you with myths and mysteries from the wonderful Welsh countryside including the Lady of the lake; A mythical, cattle summoning, water dwelling woman who… unsurprisingly, hailed from a lake. And the bizarre coincidence stumbling upon the mysterious death of Tommy Jones exactly 123 years ago to the day he was found. And for reference, £20 in 1900 would be the equivalent of £3145.11 or $3918.10 today!
We are remembering all the greats and all they did for the world, and us growing up, including; Steve Irwin, Michael Jackson, and Johnny Bravo.
We are aiming to record camping again this week...2023-09-0749 min
ButtStuffEpisode 7 - THE SHIT SHOW - 29th August 2023Roll up, roll up, roll up listeners..! Oh yes, better late than never (hopefully), here we are with our first (debatable) unstructured episode, and by unstructured, we mean completely and utterly unhinged. We shall say no more because we have little to no idea what we actually discussed in total and after numerous editing issues, please don’t make me listen to it for the 789th time! Apologies for the delay and thank you so much for your support and patience :)2023-08-2956 min
ButtStuffEpisode 6 - I don’t like Mondays… - 21st August 2023Join your 2 favourite nonsense rambling, verbally malfunctioning besties this week where we visit the legacy of the worlds most elderly fish, a remarkable creature who witnessed and survived most of the events we are revisiting today. Think you can handle THAT?! It doesn’t stop there..! We pay tribute to the biggest travesty of the Milky Way in the last 17 years and find out what some people used to do to get through Mondays.. before we made them great again of course!
Before you can even catch your breath, picture this: a Mr. Man in a white lab coat jostling th...2023-08-2146 min
ButtStuffEpisode 5 - Cozzy livs, menty b’s, a poddy, and a hubby. - 14th August 2023Join us this week, as we courageously battle fire and flame to reach your ears with the most magnificent auditory experience this side of the millennia.
Prepare to be enthralled as we delve into the dark and mysterious tales lurking behind the scenes of the iconic Wizard of Oz. Brace yourself for the shocking revelation of the witch's casual barbecue escapades, the wild and lawless antics of alcohol-fueled munchkins and Judy Garlands lesser known alter ego, Quasimodo.
We discuss the aetiology of the peculiar phenomenon of asparagus anosmia, trimethylaminuria, and the actual physical presence of the pungent aroma of fish...2023-08-1444 min
ButtStuffEpisode 4 - Shitting the arse in front of all! - 7th August 2023Join us great mates this week on your favourite podcast where we use the words ‘decibel’ and ‘syllable’ interchangeably because what even is language? We harken back to ye olden days of 1888 in and around Whitechapel, and the little known history of The Kray twins moonlighting as pub landlords. In more recent news we review diabolical shits of the last decade, masquerading a corpse as a public figure, and penile penetration centres..2023-08-0739 min
ButtStuffEpisode 3 - Harry Birthday Happy Potter! - 31st July 2023Join us this week where we kick off by curing hiccups! Tune in to discover our most recent revolutionary medical advancement! We’ve been discussing some good old fashioned conspiracy theories, the most insecure robber in Atlanta, and doing the Hokey Cokey with a dog on death row..2023-07-3143 min
ButtStuffEpisode 2 - Queen of the moths - 24th July 2023Join us for this weeks episode where we harken back to the days of window tax, examine the potential environmental impact of releasing an unknown species of moth into the wild, revisit the life and times of Rolf Harris, and take a sneak peak into the secret life of the waltzer-men, all while being unintentionally joined by karaoke/potentially mid-murdering neighbours..2023-07-2436 min
ButtStuffEpisode 1 - Happy Birthday Davey H! - 17th July 2023The long awaited first episode is upon us.. which we’ve apparently directed towards David Hasselhoff as our presumed only listener. We take a look at the most important issues we are all facing day to day, like; teleportation through time and space, and aggressive, surfboard thieving sea otters. We discuss the real questions on the lips of every citizen, such as why are birds armouring themselves with the very weapons made to destroy them? And, is Antwerp not in the Netherlands? We appear to have ended the episode with more questions than answers.. including the vital quest for a ve...2023-07-1732 min
ButtStuffSnippet 1First snippet of our first experimental pilot! Bare with us guys, learning as we go here!2023-07-0601 minButtStuffButtStuff (Trailer)2023-07-0500 min