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CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 110: EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE, DUAL AND OPERATION MINCEMEATSPIFFING. This week, a little earlier than usual due to some family commitments, CINEMENTALIST review three films! A whole three? And Early? You lucky devils you! Liam sets us off with a peek at the multiverse in Everything Everywhere all at Once, before an attack of a very different clone in a review of Dual. Andy meanwhile has decided there's no good TV this week, so it's time to get all British spy thriller with a take on 2001s Operation Mincemeat. Jolly good show old chap, and all of that. BULLY.FEATURING- A BAD...
2022-05-271h 05CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 109: FIRESTARTER, ON THE COUNT OF THREE AND PIECES OF HERDING DONG. Its CINEMENTALIST here, back with another dose of Film and TV review to massage your eardrums on a dreary Tuesday. That was a nice intro wasn't it? Lovely. This week, Liam kicks us off with a look at the latest Stephen King adaption, Firestarter, with predictable results, before getting all dark humour with a review of On the Count of Three. TV of the week? Why, its Pieces of Her of course! The full Andy verdict inside.FEATURING- WE DEBATE RECORDING OUR LOCAL PUB- FIRESTARTER: WHY NOT MAKE IT...
2022-05-241h 07CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 107: THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT, THE NORTHMAN, MONROE AND JOHN WAYNE GACY - ECLECTIC ARE WEBACK AGAIN OH MY GOODNESS WE MISSED YOU. Yes, CINEMENTALIST returns with your two favourite foul-mouthed British media reviewers going head to head on...all sorts of stuff! This week, Liam kicks us off with two huge reviews, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and The Northmen, with some surprising results. Andy meanwhile, fresh back from his holidays, decides its time to listen to some tapes. Marily Monroe: The Unheard Tapes and Conversations with a Killer: John Wayne Gacy reviewed inside. BOY OH BOY WHAT CONTENT.FEATURING- A NEWS SECTION THAT NEARLY WASNT
2022-05-101h 04CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 103: FRESH, CYRANO AND VIKINGS: VALHALLAFRESH MEAT. This week, after our usual discussion of the latest film news (in which Liam forgets about the existence of Saving Private Ryan, and Andy gets his hopes up for yet another Alien film that's going to be rubbish), we kick things off with reviews of Fresh and Cyrano. TV of the week? Why it's those cheeky chappies the Vikings of course, except this time they're in Valhalla. Wait that's not right. It's one of those Sword-em-ups anyway. CANNIBAL TRIVIA TO FINISH OOOOH.FEATURING- ANDY THINKS IT MIGHT BE A GOOD ALIEN FILM, S...
2022-03-151h 06CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 100 - UNCHARTED, CATCH THE FAIR ONE AND THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT - A BIG OLD CELEBRATION100 EPISODES! Yes, we've been around far longer than you expected. No we are not stopping. THE CINEMENTALIST TRAIN CONTINUES. This week, Liam dusts off his old fedora and heads for the cinema for a look at Uncharted, before getting all dark and interesting (us? Never!) with a review of Catch the Fair One. Andy meanwhile has been in space with an old friend....two of them actually, with a review of The Book of Boba Fett. WE'RE HERE, WE REVIEW STUFF, GET USED TO IT. Please.FEATURING- 100 EPISODES AND A WOKE DRAGON...
2022-02-221h 11CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 99: JACKASS FOREVER, KIMI, THE TINDER SWINDLER AND SOME DETECTIVESOH BOY OH BOY ITS US. This week, after we thoroughly annoy both Joe Rogan and Bruce Willis (yes we are in mortal danger thanks for asking), Liam kicks us off with a review of silly men doing silly things in Jackass Forever, before getting all intriguing with a look at KIMI. Andy reveals he's been doing the documentary dance again, with rundowns on The Tinder Swindler and Real Detective. Feature packed? YOU BLOODY BET.FEATURING- CINEMENTALIST ANNOYS TWO TOUGH GUYS: COME AT ME BRO- JACKASS FOREVER: SCARY SILLY...
2022-02-151h 06CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 98: MEMORIA, CLEAN, AND THE WOMAN IN THE WINDOW WITH THE THING AND THE STUFFHello, we are CINEMENTALIST and we are having a week! After some news, in which we decide the news is boring, Liam kicks us off with a review of Memoria, before going all action hero/bin-man with a look at Clean. Meanwhile, Andy has been watching The Woman who sits in The Window with her head up her....you know the one. HE HAS THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS LETS FIND OUT WHAT THOSE ARE.FEATURING- LIAM HATES THE NEWS- A LOUD BANG IN COLUMBIA: NOT AS FUN AS IT SOUNDS...
2022-02-081h 05CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 96: SCREAM, THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH AND STAY CLOSEBRACE YOURSELF, ITS US AGAIN. This week, after Liam expresses displeasure at his new title and we deliver your usual dose of film news, we kick things off with reviews of two cinematic big-hitters, Scream and The Tragedy of Macbeth. Andy meanwhile takes on the latest Netflix hit, Stay Close, and finds that its weird. I mean, really, really weird. Fun!FEATURING- LAST MINUTE TITLE CHANGES: CINEMENTALIST DISAPPROVES- META STABBY STABBY IS OK, AUDIENCE SHOCKED- A BIT OF CULTURE FOR ONCE- GRIMY POLICE THRILLER MEETS...
2022-01-251h 05CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 95: MASS, LAST LOOKS AND THE TOURIST - CINEMENTALIST RETURNS!GUESS WHO GOT THE ALL CLEAR. Yes, we are back, feeling positive, testing negative, and fighting fit....sort of. This week, Liam has an awkward conversation in a review of Mass, and recieves a lovely surprise in the form of Last Looks. Andy meanwhile has been watching regular old telly while slowly dying on his sofa, but The Tourist was on, so I guess he's reviewing that. AUSTRALIA TRIVIA TO FINISH I TELL YOU WHAT.FEATURING- WE'RE BACK, AND SLIGHTLY FUCKED- A FILM ABOUT SCHOOL SHOOTINGS: A CHEERY SUBJECT...
2022-01-181h 08CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 93: HOUSE OF GUCCI, THE DARK AND THE WICKED, TIGER KING 2 AND CHRISTMASMERRY FOOKIN XMAS. Welcome to Schrodingers Christmas Episode, in which we both discuss quite a lot of the holiday season and also review media that has absolutely nothing to do with it, because we're CINEMENTALIST and we do stuff like that. Fun! This week, Liam gets his teeth into House of Gucci, before going all horror with a look at The Dark and the Wicked, in which there are no jingle bells indeed. Andy meanwhile has been busying himself with some docu-entertainment, with reviews of Dig Deeper: The Disappearance of Birgit Meier, Tiger King 2 and Tiger King: The Doc...
2021-12-211h 08CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 92: LAMB, THE POWER OF THE DOG AND VOYEUROH LOOK ITS CINEMENTALIST. This week, after an apology for illness, we crack on with all the latest film news and reviews! FIrst up, Liam has a lovely plate of Lamb to share with you all, before a look at Bendydick Cumberwangs latest, The Power of the Dog. Andy meanwhile has been mostly deaf for the past week, so eschews his usual TV spot for a look at a little documentary called Voyeur. Close your curtains. He's out there.FEATURING- AN APOLOGY WE LOVE THOSE- THE BODY OF A GIRL, THE...
2021-12-141h 08CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 89: HALLOWEEN KILLS, TITANE AND ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDINGITS HALLLOOWWEEEEEN. Or it was. Ahem. Yes, due to our "unique" production schedule, we are in fact releasing a sort-of-Halloween themed episode on the 2nd of November. It's that sort of beautiful incompetence that pays the bills, we tell ya! Anyway, Liam reviews Halloween Kills, because he had to, before taking a look at a lady who very much loves her car. Quite literally. Andy decides that comedy murder mysteries must fit the bill and takes on Only Murders in the Building, before we crack on with some classic CINEMENTALIST horror movie trivia! Oh yes we did....
2021-11-021h 05CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 88: DUNE, COPSHOP AND THE SUICIDE SQUAD BLIMEY ITS A BIGGUNDo you like films? MY GOD ITS FULL OF THEM. This week, Liam goes right for the biggest fish in the lake with a long awaited review of what is quite possibly the biggest movie of the year: Dune, finally reviewed inside. Also Copshop, because despite Andys protestations he hasn't seen any Frank Grillo yet and he bloody well should. Speaking of Andy, he takes a break from his regular TV of the week segment for a big movie release instead, and yes, it is indeed The Suicide Squad. FIND OUT WHAT WE THINK ITS FULL OF OPINIONS ALL...
2021-10-261h 06CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 87: COMING HOME IN THE DARK, NIGHT HOUSE AND DARK WOOooooOOOOooooOOOOoooVery much like Sesame Street, we have decided on a word of the week, and this week kids, its THPOOKY! Liam kicks us off with a review of Coming Home in the Dark, before going all creepy with a take on Night House. Andy decides its time to visit a show people have been recommending him for years with a review of Dark, because occasionally he caves to peer pressure (see what I did there) and also its supposed to be good. FIND OUT INSIDE ALSO GERMAN TRIVIA BECAUSE WE CAN.FEATURING- A VERY...
2021-10-191h 08CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 86: THE MANY SAINTS OF NEWARK, INTROSPECTUM MOTEL AND THE CHESTNUT MANWINTER IS COMING. This week, after a chat about subtitles and a debate about the usefulness of a French news website, Liam prepares himself for a dive back into the shady world of The Sopranos in a look at The Many Saints of Newark, before preparing himself for absolute madness with a look at Introspectum Motel. No I hadn't heard of it either. Andy meanwhile has been putting on his deerstalker hat and polishing his crime-solving spectacles in a review of The Chestnut Man. Don't you feel all warm and fuzzy? No? Fine. Be like that then. Wait come...
2021-10-121h 06CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 85: SURGE, INTRUSION AND RESERVATION DOGSWhy look, its two grumpy Englishmen! Shall we hear what they have to say children? Are you sitting comfortably? This week, after a weirdly Christmassy intro that makes no sense whatsoever, Liam tackles two Netlfix finds in the form of Surge and Intrusion. Andy finally gets the chance to review something hes been waiting patiently for, as yes, Reservation Dogs has finally concluded! Verdict inside. Native American trivia? Are we mad? Yes. Yes we are.FEATURING- LIAM MAKES A FESTIVE ADMISSION- A MAN LOSES HIS SHIT, IN A FILM THIS TIME
2021-10-051h 06CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 84: THE CARD COUNTER, BARTKOWIAK, SQUID GAME AND THE BROKEN BACKHello you! This week, after Andy explains that his spine has ceased to function and he is therefore a mere shell of a man, we crash into a catastrophic bout of film news. Slow week? You betcha! However, we aim to redeem ourselves with some excellent reviews. Liam gets stuck in to the Card Counter, before going all smashy bangy with a look at Bartkowiak. Andy steels himself, downs some painkillers and gets going on a truly epic explanation of the latest Netflix darling, Squid Game. Are you sitting comfortably? YOU'D BETTER BE.FEATURING...
2021-09-281h 08CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 83: MALIGNANT, PRISONERS OF THE GHOSTLAND AND CLICKBAITDO YOU WANT A PODCAST? WELL GUESS WHAT. This week, after we have a big old discussion about the latest Film and TV news, Liam gets us going with a review of James Wans latest, Malignant, before visiting our old buddy Nic Cage for a look at Prisoners of the Ghostland. Andy meanwhile decides its high time he visited the Netflix top ten list once again for a review of the latest phenomenon, Clickbait. Trivia you ask? Well its bloody Nic Cage isnt it. The man is a font of madness.FEATURING- ANDY LAUNCHES...
2021-09-211h 07CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 82: CANDYMAN, RED DOT AND THE WHITE LOTUSDING DONG. Its CINEMENTALIST here, standing on your digital doorstep and clawing at your virtual front door to be let in. This week, after some Matrix trailer chat, Liam treads nervously into the abyss that is a remake of one of his all time favourites, Candyman, before doing a Netflix deep dive and coming up trumps with Red Dot. Andy meanwhile is off for some fun in the sun with a review of HBOs latest hit series, White Lotus. What could possibly go wrong?FEATURING- KEANU REEVES COULD DO WITH A HAIRCUT, SAYS LONG...
2021-09-141h 03CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 81: NO MAN OF GOD, REMINISCENCE AND THE TOMORROW WARBONJOURNO. This week, after we decide its time to stop talking about Mission Impossible for a variety of reasons, Liam gets going on a review of Ted Bundys latest.....I mean the latest film about Ted Bundy, No Man of God. Then, Hugh Jackman goes INSIDE HIS OWN ARSE I mean mind in Reminiscence. Meanwhile, Andy would normally do some TV of the week but instead has found a film he must talk about: The Tomorrow War. Indulge him, wont you?FEATURING- ROYALS GET JOBS: NATION SHOCKED- ELIJAH WOOD DOES SOME...
2021-09-071h 10CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 80: THE BOYS FROM COUNTY HELL, THE GREEN KNIGHT AND BAD BLOODLOOK ITS US AGAIN HOORAY. This week, after yet another Tom Cruise update, Liam decides we are having an Irish week with a review of The Boys from County Hell, before confronting a green knight in the film, err, The Green Knight. Andy meanwhile has been freezing off his proverbials in deepest darkest Canada with a review of Bad Blood. So that should be fun! Canadian trivia for dessert, you lucky media gluttons you. KEEP YOUR FORK.FEATURING- TOM CRUISE BLOWS UP MORE OF THE UK: NOBODY CARES- SOME IRISH LADS...
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CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 79: DONT BREATHE 2, BECKETT, AND A HIT AND RUNOh look its us again! This week, after a bunch of Film and TV news because we have a format goddammit and we're sticking to it, Liam kicks us off with a review of Don't Breathe 2 followed by a look at the latest Netflix hit, Beckett. Andy meanwhile has fallen in love with a big burly man and he's proud of it, so check out his review of Hit and Run for all the juicy details. Yes.FEATURING- A DISCUSSION OF FILM STARS SALARIES - JEALOUSY EDITION- A NASTY MAN IS...
2021-08-241h 13CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 78: UPSIDE DOWN WEEK - LA MANTE, THE FOREVER PURGE AND JUNGLE CRUISEAnd we're back in the room! This week, after our usual dose of film news, we decide to screw with the format entirely as Liam kicks us off with a TV of the week, La Mante, before donning his saucepan helmet and defending himself from The Forever Purge. Andy meanwhile hasn't had time to watch much telly, so removes himself from his usual position and reviews Jungle Cruise instead. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WE'RE SCARED. Normal service will resume shortly. Promise.FEATURING- KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON CASTS EVERY AMERICAN ACTOR EVER
2021-08-171h 08CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 77: OLD, F9, MINDHUNTER AND STUNTY TRIVIA FROM A PAIR OF STUNTSA day late, but never a dollar short! Yes, after a laptop explosion, a new episode of your favourite Film and TV review podcast, right? Please say yes. This week, Liam kicks us off with reviews of Old and, my God, the latest Fast and Furious entry, F9 (no one was more suprised than me). TV of the week? I'm so glad you asked! Andy puts on his lab coat and goes deep into the minds of serial killers with a look at, err, Mindhunter. Stunts and stunt perfomer trivia to finish! WE'RE BACK BABY.FEATURING
2021-08-111h 05CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 76: THE POSITIVE PODCAST - PIG, RIDERS OF JUSTICE, BLACK SPOT AND VEEPMy God, its full of stars! This week we find ourselves in a super positive mood as we review and dissect a plethora of excellent new content! Liam kicks us off with a review of the latest Nic Cage piece, Pig, before taking a look at Mads Mikkelsens Riders of Justice. Andy meanwhile has been off on his holidays to some lovely French woods for a review of Black Spot, before getting all filthy minded with a peep at Veep. See what I did there? Better than Buzzfeed, innit?FEATURING- A NEW PREDATOR? ANYONE...
2021-08-031h 07CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 75: FEAR STREET 1666, TIME, LOKI, AND HEIST - HOT HOSTS GIVE HOT TAKESHello and welcome to the heatwave podcast! Listen with delight as two sweaty men tell you what they think of media in a hot room while trying desperately not to pass out. Fun! This week, Liam puts on his pilgrim garb and takes a look at the final installment of the Fear Street series, before going for a Sean Bean miniseries hot take on Time. Andy meanwhile reviews the latest Marvel tie in, Loki, before donning his balaclava for a look at Heist. Heisty trivia to finish hooray!FEATURING- DODGY ACCENTS - CERTAINLY SOMETHING...
2021-07-271h 07CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 74: FEAR STREET 1978, GUNPOWDER MILKSHAKE, THE INNOCENT AND ANDY DOES SPANISH PRONUNCIATION OH GODHola! This week, after some film news about a lady who very much likes her car, Liam continues his run of spooky Netflix releases with a look at Fear Street Part 2: 1978, before strapping on his best holster for a review of Gunpowder Milkshake. Andy meanwhile takes a deep breath and attempts to explain the twisted, the convoluted, the utterly brilliant The Innocent for his slice of TV of the Week. Spanish film trivia to finish, which leads to some interesting runs of pronunciation. Please tell us how badly we did.FEATURING- HONK MY HORN...
2021-07-201h 05CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 73: FEAR STREET 1994, THE GOD COMMITTEE, MARE OF EASTTOWN AND A MURDER IN WEST CORKSpooky goings-on, Kelsey Grammer, Kate Winslet and a good old murder docuseries. What more could you possibly want from your friendly neighborhood CINEMENTALISTS? This week, Liam checks out Fear Street Part One:1994, and gets all deep and meaningful with a look at The God Committee. Andy meanwhile travels to Pennysylvania for a date with Kate Winslet in a review of Mare of Easttown, before heading off to lovely old Ireland for a run down on Sophie: A Murder in West Cork. R.L. Stine trivia to finish, oh he's kooky and he's spooky and he......writes a good story...
2021-07-131h 05CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 72: A QUIET PLACE PART 2, GAIA, INVINCIBLE AND THE AMAZING ESCAPING LIZARDOh look! Its us again! This week, after the tale of the worlds angriest pet and some film based news, Liam stays vewy vewy quiet for a film review. Hunting wabbits? No, its A Quiet Place Part 2 of course, you silly goose. Also a review of Gaia, which sounds genuinely insane. Andy meanwhile straps himself in for some adult animation (wahey) with a review of Invincible, and some super clearly telegraphed spoilers you can easily skip. You wont miss them coming, we promise. You'll see why.FEATURING- ANDY CHASES THE DRAGON...
2021-07-061h 06CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 71: CENSOR, SIBERIA AND KATLA - THE NEW FRIENDLY AND POSITIVE PODCASTThe feel-good podcast of the week! Yes, after a dearth of terrible movies, we finally break the curse with a look at some fantastic new cinema: Liam reviews Censor and Siberia inside. Andy meanwhile covers himself in ash and searches out the locals with a look at the creepy and the surreal in a review of Katla. Icelandic trivia to finish!FEATURING- JERRY SEINFELD THINKS POP TARTS ARE HILARIOUS- THE GHOST OF MARY WHITEHOUSE HAUNTS US ALL- WILLEM DAFOE GOES FOR A WALK INSIDE HIS OWN MIND JESUS
2021-06-291h 05CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 70: OH DEAR EDITION - INFINITE, UNTITLED HORROR MOVIE, THE BEAST MUST DIE AND KILLER RATINGSWell well well, its you again. Guess its time for another podcast! This week, Liam attempts to find something positive in two wonderful films, Infinite and Untitled Horror Movie, before landing on something from 2018 you should watch instead. Andy meanwhile goes for a lovely holiday to the Isle of Wight for a look at The Beast Must Die, and then goes to Brazil instead for the madness that is Killer Ratings. Marky mark trivia to finish. God help us.FEATURING- A REVELATION ABOUT RUSSEL CROWE- MARKY MARK AND THE GLOWING GREEN...
2021-06-221h 06CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 69: THE CONJURING 3, FLASHBACK, RAGNAROK AND PHILLY DAThe Devil, indeed, made me do it. This week, after some sequel derision and no reference made at all to the fact this is our 69th episode (we're going to pretend we're more sophisticated than that and not that we completely and utterly forgot), Liam takes us on a lovely review of The Conjuring 3, before getting all, like, stoned man with a take on Flashback. Andy meanwhile resumes TV of the week with a review of Ragnarok, followed by a look at Philly DA. He knows Philly is a city not a state. Forgive his alcohol addled brain.
2021-06-151h 09CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 68: SPIRAL, WRATH OF MAN, CRUELLA AND THE STATHALWIGHT MATE? ITS THE STATH HERE. LISTEN TO THESE TWO NUMPTIES REVIEW.....ahem. This week, Liam goes hunting for a copycat killer with a familiar style in a review of Spiral: From the Book of Saw, before taking a lovely Sunday drive with our man THE STATH with a look at Guy Ritchies latest, Wrath of Man. Andy meanwhile hasn't had time to do his usual TV this week, so puts on his best dress for a review of Cruella instead. Many accents this week. We know you love them so.FEATURING- ANDY ATTEMPTS...
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CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 67: ARMY OF THE DEAD, THE WOMAN IN THE WINDOW, STARTUP AND ERRR FLORIDA MANHERE WE ARE! This week, the cheery chappies at CINEMENTALIST studios have a lovely dose of film news for you, before Liam reviews Army of the Dead and, God help him, The Woman in the Window. Yes, you can already guess the result. Andy meanwhile packs his bags for a lovely holiday in Miami with a look at Martin Freeman being all scary like in Startup. Did we do some factual Florida trivia to finish out this week? Did we bollocks. FLORIDA MAN trivia of course!
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- BILL GATES AND HIS POTENTIALLY BORING HOBBIES
- A LOT OF CHARACTERS...
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CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 66: I AM ALL GIRLS, THOSE WHO WISH ME DEAD, SPY CITY AND INSIDE NO. 9Bonjourno CINEMENTALISTS! This week, after our best Bojo impressions, Liam goes on his holidays to South Africa and finds some very disturbing goings-on indeed. Why not watch a 90s classic to cleanse the palate? Those Who Wish Me Dead has you covered. Andy is determined not to mention a certain secret agent and fails miserably in his review of Spy City, before going back a bit to mention the surreal and utterly brilliant Inside No. 9. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TRIVIA ABOUT THE BERLIN WALL WELL WE HAVE SOME LUCKY YOU.
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- ABRUBRUBURURUBRUBRUBRUB THE ECONOMY
- WE RUBBISH POTENTIAL NEW REL...
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CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 65: THINGS HEARD AND SEEN, THE DRY, DEBRIS AND SONS OF SAM: 2SPOOKY4MEMuhahahahaha! This week, after celebrating a recent milestone in our Twitter follower numbers and delivering our usual injection of "film news Andy managed to scrape from the bowels of the internet", Liam kicks us off with a review of Things Heard and Seen before donning his best corked hat and travelling to the wookabanga with a look at The Dry. Andy meanwhile decides its the 90s all over again with a review of Debris, and then goes Satanist hunting with a dissection of the latest Netflix docudarling, Sons of Sam. Oh and we have Satanist trivia, because tempting fate is...
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CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 64: VOYAGERS, WITHOUT REMORSE, SHADOW AND BONE AND SASQUATCHThats a bingo! This week, after some CINEMENTALIST Thundercats chat (yes really), Liam goes to space with a bunch of kiddies in a look at Voyagers (boy that came out wrong), before settling down with a lovely Tom Clancy with a review of Without Remorse. Andy meanwhile puts away his fantasy swords and grabs his notepad and pen to try and remember what the bloody hell happens in Shadow and Bone. Also Sasquatch. Except its not about Sasquatch. Yes.
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- THUNDERCATS: HOOOOOOOOOOOO
- ITS SPACE JIM, BUT ITS FILLED WITH HORNY TEENAGERS
- AN ACTION MOVIE DOES SOME ACTION MOVI...
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CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 63: THE VIRTUOSO, DEERSKIN AND GIRI/HAJIOh boy oh boy, its CINEMENTALIST again! After a rundown of this weeks Film News, Liam compares an actor to an intimate body part in a review of The Virtuoso, before putting on his best threads for an utterly bizarre look at some French absurdism in Deerskin. Andy meanwhile thinks he might have found something truly special, with a review of Giri/Haji. PREPARE YOURSELF FOR EMOTIONS.
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- REVIEW AGGREGATORS - TURNS OUT THEY AREN'T VERY GOOD
- ANTHONY HOPKINS: 7 MINUTES WORTH OF ACTING
- A MAN WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIS JACKET
- ANDY REVEALS MORE ABOUT...
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CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 62: NOBODY, THE COMEBACK TRAIL, PRODIGAL SON AND THIS IS A SHRUBBERYTHiiiiiiiiiisssss WEEEEEeeeeeek....we kick things off with the current location of Tom Cruise in a new feature, "where is Tom Cruise blowing things up now", before Liam reviews Nobody and The Comeback Trail. Andy delivers on his promise to review 20 bloody episodes of Fox's latest police procedural thriller with a look at Prodigal Son, before tacking on his customary docuseries with a review of This Is A Robbery: The Worlds Biggest Art Heist or some such. Art heist trivia to finish!
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- TOM CRUISE IS ON A TRAIN
- BOB ODENKIRK BECOMES JONATHAN WICKINS
- ROBERT DENIRO PICKS A GOOD...
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CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 61: NIGHT IN PARADISE, THE POWER AND GODZILLA VS KONGSTOMP STOMP STOMP. This week, after some film news in which we decide things don't happen fast enough dammit, Liam goes for a lovely holiday to Jeju Island with a review of Night in Paradise, before checking himself in to a spooky hospital with a look at The Power. Andy decides TV of the week can take a break, because there's a big honking monster of a film we need to discuss. Yes you guessed it, Godzilla vs Kong reviewed inside. Godzilla and Kong trivia to finish although you saw that coming didn't you you devious little CINEMENTALISTS you. ENJOY.
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CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 60: CHAOS WALKING, ONE NIGHT IN MIAMI, THE IRREGULARS AND A TIGER EATS LOUIS THEROUXWelcome to this edition of the "we're falling apart and we don't like it" podcast! This week, after our usual slice of upcoming film news (positive stuff this time guys we promise!), Liam finds a cowboy movie instead of science fiction with a review of Chaos Walking, before taking a trip to a historic lads night in One Night in Miami. Andy tries to get down with the kids in The Irregulars, before watching a sad man look for tiger clues. Louis Theroux: Shooting Joe Exotic reviewed inside. Muhammed Ali trivia to finish, WE ARE THE GREATEST.
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- ANCIENT AL...
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CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 59: VIOLATION, LUCKY, RESIDENT ALIEN AND ANOTHER PERIODAnother week, another podcast from sunny old Ingerland! This week, after our usual dose of film news that fails to get Liam excited, he breaks out his Shudder account and takes a look at two new releases, Violation and Lucky. Andy packs his bags and boards the nearest spaceship to Colorado with a review of Resident Alien, before looking way back when with a take on Another Period. Titans of the Gilded Age trivia to finish. Yes we named our trivia this week what of it.
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- ANDY IS DETERMINED TO PRONOUNCE BLOMKAMP AS BLOMKAMPH, NO ONE DARES CORRECT HI...
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CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 58: JUDAS AND THE BLACK MESSIAH, THE SEVENTH DAY, THE HEAD AND A TROUBLESOME STAIRCASEHappy go lucky are we! This week, Liam rebels against the man with a review of Judas and the Black Messiah, then grits his teeth and bears it with a look at The Seventh Day. Turns out he doesn't like it very much. Rant incoming! Andy once again puts on his snow shoes and resists the cold with a look at The Head, before taking an audience suggestion and reviewing The Staircase! You ask, we review! Sometimes. Only sometimes.
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- A WHOLE LOAD OF SEQUELS AND REBOOTS INCOMING: ORIGINAL IDEAS AT A PREMIUM
- J. EDGAR HOOVER WONT LIKE THI...
2021-03-301h 07
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 57: COME TRUE, CHERRY AND YOUR HONOR - CINEMENTALIST GOES LEGALThis week, after Andy struggles with the concept of time and we have a look at the latest film news, Liam tries not to go to sleep with a review of Come True, and then has a go at redeeming a much maligned new release with a look at Tom Hollands latest, Cherry. Andy decides he would like to be judged by Bryan Cranston with a review of Your Honor, before falling in love with Michael Stuhlbarg instead. HIS EYES ARE DREAMY. Also terrifying.
FEATURING
- LISTENING TO YOUR CO-HOST INSTEAD OF CHECKING AUDIO: AN IMPORTANT TIP
- LIAM TAKES A B...
2021-03-231h 08
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 56: CRISIS, MOXIE, THE TERROR AND A MAN NAMED BOB LAZARHere we go again hooray you missed us didn't you yes. This week, Liam gets all intoxicated with a review of Crisis, before having a look at Amy Poehlers latest, Moxie. Andy decides its time to go sailing with a review of season one of The Terror, before donning his tinfoil hat with a suprising review of Bob Lazar: Area 51 & Flying Saucers. The truth is out there. Probably. Polar explorer trivia to finish! There's a brass monkey over there crying his eyes out.....
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- ANDY SAYS TICKLING BOATS AND STICKS WITH IT
- ARMIE HAMMER FAILS TO EAT CAST: FIL...
2021-03-161h 05
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 55: SON, BLOOD QUANTUM AND DISMAL DOCUSERIES DISCUSSIONThis week, the CINEMENTALIST crew discuss Andys beard. After that, our usual brand of Film and TV News and Reviews! Liam takes on the Shudder back catalogue with a look at Son, before trekking off to Canada for a slice of Blood Quantum. Andy revives a much loved segment with a review of Discovery Pluseseseses foray into the Netflix Docuseries craze, Unseamly and The Chameleon Killer discussed inside. Also a documentary on Alexander the Great. Also Hinterland. WE DO WHAT WE WANT.
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- LIAMS LOOKING FOR LOVE
- ANDYS LOOKING FOR THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
- A CREEPY CULT IS C...
2021-03-091h 09
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 54: SHINY NEW AUDIO HOORAY - I CARE A LOT, COUNTY LINES, THE SPY AND BEHIND HER EYESWelcome, dear CINEMENTALISTS, to another weekly episode of the podcast, now featuring SUPER DUPER NEW MICROPHONES and audio interfaces and oh god the studio now looks like the Alien Queen on a bad hair day. This week, after our usual dose of film news, Liam reviews I Care A Lot, before going deep dark and interesting with a look at County Lines. Meanwhile, Andy takes a trip to Israel with Sacha Baron Cohen in a review of The Spy, and then proceeds to tangle himself in knots with a review of the new Netflix darling, Behind Her Eyes. Spy and...
2021-03-021h 04
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 53: WILLYS WONDERLAND, SATOR, KNIGHTFALL AND VALHALLAThis week, after some Martin Scorcese chat, Liam takes on a self made man in a review of Sator, before taking a wild ride to a theme park with good old Nic Cage for a look at Willys OR IS IT WALLYS Wonderland. Andy straps on his sword and shield and buggers off to the Crusades with a review of Knightfall, before catching the first boat to Iceland with a look at The Valhalla Murders. OOOOH ITS CHILLY
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- OLD MAN SHAKES FIST AT CLOUD: WE TAKE SIDES
- DO IT YOURSELF DOESNT ALWAYS EQUAL AWESOME: ASK US HOW WE...
2021-02-231h 09
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 52: HOSTILE SPACE SWEEPERS, THE ALIENIST AND BRITNEY SPEARSIt must be Tuesday, because here comes another weekly episode of the CINEMENTALIST Podcast! This week, Liam puts on his space helmet and prepares for trouble with a review of Space Sweepers, before landing in the wicky wicky wild wild west for a look at 2017s Hostiles. Not a Big Willy in sight. Andy meanwhile revs up his time machine and quantum leaps his way to the 1890s for a look at The Alienist. Also, Britney Spears has gone missing and its up to The New York Times to save her in, err, Framing Britney Spears. Psychological trivia to finish...
2021-02-161h 08
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 51: THE LITTLE THINGS, PALMER, GODLESS AND SOME SPOILERY EXPANSEHello hello, and now I have that rubbish U2 song in my head. This week: Liam goes all cops and murderers in a review of The Little Things, and takes an insightful look into some deep and meaningful issues with a piece on Justin Timberlakes latest, Palmer. MEANWHILE Andy does another one of his notorious Netflix deep dives and comes up with a shiny gold watch in the form of Godless, before getting all current and zeitgeisty with a review of the latest season of The Expanse. Delicately handled and well telegraphed spoilers between 52:15 and 57:27 if you are averse to...
2021-02-091h 03
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 50: PSYCHO GOREMAN, WOLFWALKERS, SOME SILLY ACCENTS AND A LUPINYou glorious listeners you! Our numbers are going up and we couldnt be more grateful, so in a typical expression of CINEMENTALIST love we double down on our trademark style of punchy, growly and full featured reviews! Liam gets freaky with a review of Psycho Goreman, than delves into the world of animation with a look at Wolfwalkers. Andy has fun with accents in a review of Frontier, and pleases our French contingent with an apparaisal of Lupin! Animation trivia for dessert IM FULL ARE YOU FULL.
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- A DEBATE ABOUT A BIG LIZARD FIGHTING A BIG MONKEY
- ANN...
2021-02-021h 06
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 49: LOCKED DOWN, NEWS OF THE WORLD, FRANKENSTEIN AND THE NIGHTSTALKER WOOOOOOOOOAnother Weekly Free Podcast (tm) from the CINEMENTALIST crew? Film and TV Reviews you say? GOOD GOLLY GOSH I MUST SUBSCRIBE. This week, after another dose of January film news, Liam takes a look at a pertinent piece with a review of Locked Down, before getting all cosy with the latest Tom Hanks vehicle, News of the World. Andy scours Netflix for something decent to review and comes up trumps with The Frankenstein Chronicles and a look at the truly beastly Nightstalker. Mary Shelley trivia for dessert. Gosh I'm full.
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- WILLY WONKA DOES NOT NEED A PREQUEL: DISCUSS
- H...
2021-01-261h 01
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 48: A FATALE FARCE, SOME SEXY SEX AND A DISCOVERY RANTHello hello, whats all this then? Another free episode of the CINEMENTALIST Podcast? YES INDEED. This week, Liam reviews Fatale with some suprising results, and does a nice spot of time travelling with a look at Synchronic. Meanwhile, Andy puts on his best powder wig and dinner jacket with a review of Bridgerton, before winding himself up with a dissection/evisceration of the last episode of Star Trek Discovery: Season 3. Prepare yourself dear audience, this is a good one....
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- A SLOW NEWS WEEK? NO MATTER WE CAN WING IT
- FATALE: A RESURRECTION OF SO BAD ITS GOOD
- AN...
2021-01-191h 04
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 47: A PROMISING YOUNG WOMANS SOUL MEETS THE SERPENT. AND THEN SOME VIKINGS. AND JAZZ!GOOD EVENING CINEMENTALISTS. This week, after our usual dose of irreverant Film and TV news, Liam kicks things off with a look at A Promising Young Woman, and then proves he has Soul but is indeed not a soldier. Meanwhile, Andy chases down The Serpent and says a fond farewell to the last season of Vikings. Then some Jazz trivia! WE KNOW OK ANDY READ THE FILM DESCRIPTION WRONG HE IS SOMETIMES NOT A CLEVER MAN.
FEATURING
- ISOLATED IN A LIGHTHOUSE OF FILM: LIAM CONSIDERS RUNNING AWAY
- A PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN IN A PROMISING YOUNG FILM
- ANDY REAL...
2021-01-121h 04
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 46: A BLACK BOTTOM, ANOTHER ROUND, BLACK NARCISSUS AND DEATH TO 2020 OH MYHello 2021! CINEMENTALIST kicks off the year with our usual mix of media news and reviews, back louder and better than ever. Liam starts us off with Ma Raineys Black Bottom, before having a quick snifter with good old Mads in Another Round. Andy takes a trip to Nepal with some nuns for a look at Black Narcissus, before taking on the pros with his take on Death to 2020. NUN TRIVIA TO FINISH OH BOY ARE WE EVEN A MEDIA PODCAST ANYMORE NO ONE KNOWS
FEATURING
- LIAM HATES ANDYS INTROS
- A BUMHOLE TO THE FACE: CINEMENTALIST REPORTS
- AN 'ARD...
2021-01-051h 05
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 45: MUSCLE, SOUND OF METAL AND GOODBYE HELMET MANThis week, after some STUNNINGLY UP TO DATE FILM NEWS, Liam starts doing some heavy lifting with a review of Muscle, before marching to the beat of his own drum in Sound of Metal. Andy lovingly scrapes the holiday barrel with a docuseries about The Ripper before giving his final verdict on The Mandalorian Series 2. Some cheery Lesser Known News of 2020 to finish! Sorry about the kitten. Its just been that sort of year.
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- WE SAVE OURSELVES FROM LEGAL TROUBLE BY USING THE WORD ALLEGEDLY
- ANGRY BIGOT PUMPS IRON: LIAM IS IMPRESSED
- WE FORGET THE NAME OF B...
2020-12-311h 07
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 44: A MANKY SONGBIRD CINEMENTALIST CHRISTMAS. ALSO THE BOYS.DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF.....oh wait its us again. After a bit of festive Christmas chat we realise we've reviewed a load of Films and TV instead of doing a Christmas Episode. Oh no! I guess you'll just have to enjoy Liam reviewing Mank and Songbird, while you'll have to grit your teeth and put up with Andy catching up with The Boys and The Mandalorian. We've even got some Mank and Welles quotes to finish off with at the end! Torture!
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- CONTROVERSIAL TOM CRUISE CHAT: ITS CHRISTMAS!
- GARY OLDMAN DOES WHAT HE DOES BEST: SAV...
2020-12-211h 03
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 43: FREAKY BLACK BEARS, SHUTTLE DISASTERS, A NASTY MAN AND A MANDOCINEMENTALISTS HO. This week, after some controversial Chris Nolan chat (ooooh look at us getting all topical), Liam gets on with the weighty task of reviewing two new releases, Freaky and Black Bear. Andy decides its time to delve back into the depths of docuseries with a look at Challenger: The Final Flight and Room 2806: The Accusation, and a lovely light hearted time is had by all! Also, back by popular demand, Mandalorian catch up, because we are slaves to our audience and we like it. Oh please do listen now wont you. Yes.
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- IS CHRIS NOLAN RIGHT...
2020-12-141h 03
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 42: LET HIM GO, SUPERINTELLIGENCE, THE UNDOING AND SOME ROYAL FLUFFWELCOME CINEMENTALISTS. This week, Liam gets cracking with a review of Let Him Go, before taking on the latest Melissa Mcarthy/ James Corden vehicle (do you see where this is going I see where this is going) in a lovely good natured review of Superintelligence. Spoilers. He hates it. Then in TV of the week Andy eschews The Mandalorian JUST FOR ONE WEEK GUYS so he can review The Undoing and a documentary about everyones favourite Reality TV stars, The Windsors! HOORAY HOORAY.
FEATURING
- LET IT GOOOOOO, LET IT GOOOOOOOO OH WAIT WRONG FILM
- A SINGLE SMALL MIC BUM...
2020-12-071h 02
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 41: FIREBALLS FATMAN AND DISCOVERY LOSES THE PLOTHello you lovely CINEMENTALISTS. This week, after a discussion of a big red dog and a musing on the inevitable death march of Christmas, Liam goes all festive with a review of Fatman. Andy puts on his best Bavarian accent for a look at Werner Herzogs Fireball. LIAM AGAIN YOU CANT STOP HIM for a review of The Nest, before Andys TV of the week goes into a diatribe about Discovery and The Mandalorian. GOSH WE COVER A LOT I LOVE THIS PODCAST DONT YOU WHY DONT YOU LISTEN MORE OFTEN OK I WILL.
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- PICK A TONE AND ST...
2020-11-301h 06
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 40: JUNGLELAND, GREENLAND, SO MANY LANDS AND THE CROWNAfter our usual cynical slice of film news, Liam invites serendipity by reviewing two films with land in the title! Also, SUPRISING REVELATIONS INSIDE. Andy takes on the series the internet wont stop talking about with an indepth look at season 4 of The Crown, and keeps his promise with a weekly update on everyones favourite green baby in The Mandalorian: Episode 3. Trivia this week? ITS THE QUEEN INNIT BRUV.
FEATURING
- CHARLIE HUNNAM DOES AN ACCENT. SUPRISINGLY ITS OK
- GERARD BUTLER RUNS FROM THE SKY. ALSO HE WAS A SCOTLAND. YES.
- LIAM CAN'T DECIDE IF FLORIDA GETS IT
- PRI...
2020-11-231h 03
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 39 - SPELLY BACURAU AND THE ROADKILL MANDALORIAN HELP THE TITLES GONE WRONGHELLO INTERNET. This week, Liam goes for a walk in the mountains with broken legs in a review/slaughter of Spell, then gets lost in Brazil with a look at Bacurau. Andy dons his three piece reviewing suit and goes to town with a look at Roadkill, eps 1 and 2 of The Mandalorian and David Attenboroughs A Life On This Planet. Then he feels bad about himself. AND SO SHOULD YOU. Horny ostrich and psychotic shrimp to finish! ANIMAL TRIVIA HOORAY.
FEATURING
- MISERY PART 2: SHITTY EDITION
- CANCEL THAT TRIP TO BRAZIL
- HUGH LAURIE SORT OF WANDERING ABOUT
- BABY...
2020-11-161h 03
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 38: HIS HOUSE, POSSESSOR, BORAT 2, BARBARIANS AND A PHAROAHS ERECTIONYES ALL OF THEM. Andy and Liam break the record for how much media you can review in a single podcast by biting off a huge chunk of delicious content pie, spewing crumbs across the internet and oh god this analogy has gone too far. Liam takes on a scary witch in His House, before making an early predicition for film of the year with a review of Possessor. Andy gets his revenge for Liams foray into TV review with a look at Borat: Subsequent Movie Film, then treads familiar ground with some Germans in a review of Barbarians. Secrets...
2020-11-091h 04
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 37: PIXIES, HAUNTED HOUSES AND A SPACESHIPS HATHello all! After an apology for our feisty dragon mascot and his new tendency to ruin podcasts, Liam explores his Irish roots with a review of Pixie, before treading on Andys toes with a TV review of The Haunting of Bly Manor. Andy ups the ante and decides its time to take a dip into the latest iteration of his most beloved TV franchise with a tentative review of Star Trek: Discovery. SET PHASERS TO FUN. Spoooooky haunted house trivia to finish out, because why not we say.
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- FLOKI PLEASE DONT HEADBUTT THE WALLS
- THE POWER RANGERS ARE...
2020-11-021h 03
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 36: ST MAUD, KAJILLIONAIRE, SOUTH PARK AND A SOCIAL DILEMMA - PLUS A SPECIAL MESSAGE!HELLO TO ALL. This week, Liam is given a bed bath by a psychotic nurse in St Maud, before going all grifty in a review of Kajillionaire. Andy decides to check in with the South Park Pandemic Special to see if much has changed, before scaring himself witless with a look at the downfall of modern society in The Social Dilemma. Also, a special message from CINEMENTALIST. JOIN US OR DIE. OR DONT. THATS FINE TOO.
FEATURING
- AN APOLOGY TO START WE LOVE DOING THESE
- FAST AND THE FURIOUS FINALLY DEAD - MORE NEWS TO FOLLOW
- NURSE ME M...
2020-10-261h 11
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 35: WOLVES, COPS AND THE GREAT GO UP SCHITTS CREEKHERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GOOOOO. This week, Liam staves off frostbite in a review of The Wolf of Snow Hollow, before warming up with some nice Kevin Bacon in Cop Car. Andy decides to go delving for hidden gems he's missed this year and comes up trumps (ugh that word doesnt feel as good as it used to) with two diamond studded slices of 2020 television, The Great and Schitts Creek. We all go home for tea. Oh wait there's ACTORS WHO PLAYED QUEENS BASED TRIVIA to finish off with, how could I forget. Spank me Elizabeth.
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2020-10-191h 01
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 34: 12 HOUR SHITS IN 80 DAYS YES YOU READ THAT RIGHTHello and welcome! This week, Liam harvests some organs in 12 Hour Shift before taking a relaxing bath in Clive Barkers Books of Blood. Andy decides to go mad with not one, not two but three reviews: American Murder: The Family Next Door, Bad Boy Billionaires: India and Around The World In 80 Days. SMORGASBOARD. Also, we do explorer trivia. Why? BECAUSE WE CAN THATS WHY.
FEATURING
- MICK FOLEY YELLING
- JOKES? WHAT IS THIS SOME SORT OF COMEDY
- BOOKS OF BLOOD: THE UNNECESSARY PLURAL
- UNCOMFORTABLE AMOUNTS OF DETAIL
- SCHADENFREUDE
- THE WAY WE USED TO BE (TO THE TUN...
2020-10-121h 04
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 33: ALONE, FEEDBACK AND A LOVELY NURSEHere we go again! This week, after a bit of Dragon reassurance and the news that they're finally removing Tom Cruise from the surface of the planet, Liam takes on a film starring three entire people with a review of Alone before going all shock jock with a take on 2019s Feedback. Andy takes a look at the latest Netflix No. 1 with a review of Ratched to see if it passes muster....Liams not so sure. One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest Trivia to finish, because we have an excuse to and you have to jump on these things WHILE...
2020-10-051h 04
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 32: ANTEBELLUM ANETHMA, EXQUISITE ENOLA AND THE DISMAL DUCHESSUPS AND DOWNS AND ROUNDABOUTS. This week, Liam takes on the big movie of the moment with a review of Antebellum, while Andy breaks out of his self imposed TV prison with a take on Enola Holmes. Liam takes up the reins and resumes normal service with a look at 2014s underrated Black Sea because we're all current and zeitgeisty like that. Oh yeah and TV of the week is The Duchess....brace yourselves guys, it'll all be OK I promise. ANDY RANT AHOY. Trivia this week is Sherlock Holmes in our usual fashion, so prepare yourselves for some ejaculation...
2020-09-301h 02
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 31: THE OWNERS, THE DEVIL, SOME WOLVES AND A DESHello! After confirming we are indeed the loudest podcast on the internet, Liam does a bit of home invasion with The Owners, before getting down and dirty with Satan himself in The Devil All The Time. Andy gets android all over him with a review of HBOs latest (Ridley Scott touched) production, Raised By Wolves, before we have a lovely chat about a man named Dennis and the adventures thereof. All thats left is to have a whimsical trivia based discussion about killer robots and malfunctioning AI! Cheery and happy go lucky are we!
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- A LOVELY OLD COUPLE IN...
2020-09-261h 01
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 30: BILL AND TED ARE THINKING OF ENDING THINGSThis week, Liam goes all intellectual with a review of the weirdest film hes ever seen (tm), I'm Thinking Of Ending Things, before going all low brow with that most hotly anticipated of films, Bill and Ted Face the Music (god help us all). Andy decides to take a lovely trip to Mars via Hillary Swanks glass elevator of emotions in a review of Away! GOSH ITS ALL SO DRAMATIC WHERE ARE WE GOING AGAIN. Mars trivia to finish, because we can.
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- THE BOOK MAKES SENSE WHY SHOULD THE FILM
- LIAMS COLD BLACK HEART IS MADE TO...
2020-09-261h 02
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 29: UNHINGED TENETS AND PERRY MASONIC MYTHThe CINEMENTALIST death march continues! This week, Liam tackles possibly the biggest film of the year with a review of the film everyone is talking about, Chris Nolans Tenet, before lowering the tone with a Russel Crowe nightmare in Unhinged. Andy puts on his least fashionable fedora and takes on Perry Mason by way of infanticide and hot steamy full frontal nudity discussion, before going for a lovely trip through Myths and Mythology with Christoper Lees twin! Oh also some very profitable films we didn't like right after a bit of Chris Nolan trivia! WE ARE ALL ENCOMPASSING LISTEN TO...
2020-09-221h 09
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 23: OUTPOSTS, HEROIN AND STAR TREK NERDERYHello! This week, Liam finds the rarest of gems: A decent Orlando Bloom performance? It must be the Apocalypse. The Outpost and Heaven Knows What reviewed inside. Andy nervously puts on his Starfleet uniform (with matching tricorder) in a fully fledged nerd out by reviewing not one, but two slices of TV sci-fi excellence: Picard AND The Orville. Engage!
FEATURING
- APOLOGIES TO KERMODE WE WILL WRITE OUR OWN GAGS ONE DAY WE PROMISE
- A FUN FILM ABOUT HEROIN
- TO BALDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE
- SCI FI AND DICK JOKES A MATCH MADE IN...
2020-09-2158 min
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 28: THUNDERSTORMS, COLONIALS, WITCHES AND UMBRELLAS OH YESIn the last of our free podcasts for a couple of weeks while Andy plays the "Can you travel without getting the killer flu" game, Liam takes a look at Waiting For The Barbarians before checking out the friendly witch next door in The Wretched. Andy does his damndest to offend the emos with an apology to a certain screamo icon in a review of season one and two of everyones new favourite show, The Umbrella Academy. ITS LIKE SOME SORT OF BLACK PARADE ROUND THESE PARTS
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- OH ITS GRIM IN THE DESERT
- TERRIBLE TERRIBLE INDUSTRIES LIAM...
2020-09-211h 01
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 27: THE EVERYTHING IS SHIT PODCASTSuper happy fun are we! This week, after some upcoming film chat, Liam takes a trip to see Jamie Lannister in the woods with The Silencing before taking a look into Norse Superhero Bollocks with a review of Mortal! Andy decides taking a lovely round the world trip on a train might be nice with a review of Snowpiercer! YOU'D THINK THERE'D BE SOMETHING GOOD HERE WOULDNT YOU
FEATURING
- THE KINGSLAYER CANT SAVE IT
- IT JUST GETS NORSE AND NORSE
- UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY ENDINGS DONT SAVE FILMS
- SNOWPISSER: THE DISAPPOINTINGLY AVERAGE REVIEW
- NORSE MYTHOLOGY TRIVIA MIGHT...
2020-09-211h 06
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 26: SHOCK HORROR! DOCUSERIES DISCUSSION!Weeeeeeelcome one and all! This week, Liam decides to err on the side of the spooky with not one, but two Horror Film Reviews. The Rental and Amulet taken apart inside. Andy decides to hell with it, and goes for the record with not one, not two but THREE docuseries (ok one of thems cheating I guess): Fear City: New York vs The Mafia, Evil Genius: The True Story Of Americas Most Diabolical Bank Heist and....err....Americas Book of Secrets. Yeah. As contrast. We Promise. Horror Movie Trivia to finish!
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- THERES SOMETHING IN THE BUSHES
- THERES...
2020-09-211h 08
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 25: THE CURSED PODCASTWelcome to the Angry Podcast! This week, Liam takes a relaxing trip to a time paradox in Palm Springs, before deciding he prefers something more grim and Soviet instead in a dark review of The Painted Bird. Then, in a departure from his usual cheeriness, Andy decides to take out his frustrations on the latest Netflix Darling (tm), Cursed! Strap yourselves in, this is gonna take a while.....
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- A REVIEW OF A FILM A REVIEW OF A FILM A REVIEW OF A FILM
- ANDY SAMBERG FAILS TO ANNOY
- ITS GRIM IN EASTERN EUROPE
- HOLY HELL...
2020-09-211h 06
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 24: IMMORTALS, RELICS, BROTHERS AND MYSTERIESThis week, Liam becomes immortal for Charlize Theron in The Old Guard before dusting off a Relic to see if it shines. Then in act of uncharacteristic hubris Andy takes on another double header with a rewatch of Band of Brothers before taking a dive into the deep waters of UNSOLVED MYSTERIES DUN DUN DUUUUUUN. SPOOKY TRIVIA TO FOLLOW.
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- A COMIC BOOK REMAKE WITH MERIT STONE THE CROWS
- DEPRESSION HAS ITS UPSIDES GUYS WE PROMISE
- THEY DONT MAKE EM LIKE THEY USED TO
- TAKE IT EASY WITH THE SOUNDTRACK ITS ONLY A DIALOGUE SCENE JESUS
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2020-09-211h 08
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 22: EUROVISION DRAGONS & UFOS OH MYThis week, after welcoming in a new addition to the CINEMENTALIST crew, Liam and Andy go for the throat with a review of Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga, before taking in a bit of culture with There Are No Fakes. Andy takes on conspiracy theories and jumps in logic with a review of Ancient Aliens, before taking a look at Drunk History (American edition) to see how things are going with our much loved ex-colonial cousins. UFO/American history trivia to finish!
(Apologies for audio bumps around half an hour in, HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON NOT...
2020-09-211h 10
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 21: STORMS AND SIGHT-SEEINGHello! In our on-going quest to keep our content up on Patreon (please stop deleting our shit for no reason ok thanks), this week Liam rides out the Mel Gibson hurricane in Force of Nature before celebrating the birthday of a truly great director, the late great Sydney Lumet. Andy takes a reluctant bite of the Apple (hey hey) and finds the delicious juicy fruit by taking a chance on See. Unintentional puns ahoy!
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- FILM RELATED NEWS SHOCK HORROR
- MEL GIBSON LOSING HIS GODDAMN MIND
- A MORALLY DUBIOUS STORM
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYDNEY WE HAVE SOME...
2020-09-2159 min
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 20: FIVE BLOODS AND FORMULA ONEIn another episode of "Patreon swallowed our free podcast and Andy forgot what he wrote"...
THIS WEEK Liam takes a trip to Vietnam with Da 5 Bloods and we discuss the work of Spike Lee before visiting a film that Liam cant stop thinking about (the poor thing), Cache! Andy then takes on new territory by visiting a topic we almost certainly wont visit again...Sport! I know, I know.
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- VIETNAMESE HIJINKS
- A SPIKE LEE SHOWDOWN
- ONE OF LIAMS GREAT LOVES
- FAST CARS GO VROOM VROOM
- THESE THINGS BREAK PHYSICS
2020-09-211h 03
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 19: PSYCHOTIC DAMES AND VIKING THANESMy we have been busy. This week, Liam in a moment of serendipity reviews a little film named Becky, followed by a film named Shirley....no we're not sure how he did it either. We answer a Stephen King related audience question (our favorite kind) before Andy runs naked through the silliness of The Last Kingdom to see if there might be a good show underneath. Viking facts to finish!
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- KEVIN JAMES.......NOPE
- MURDERS MYSTERY AND PLOT
- STEVEN KING RUNDOWN
- UTRED SON OF UTRED SON OF UTRED SON OF UTRED
- A WAILING WOMAN MAKES...
2020-09-211h 01
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 18: SPACE AND SERIAL KILLERSThis week (after an important plumbing related update), Liam takes a leap into the unknown in The Vast of Night before getting back into more familar serial-killer documentary fare with The Tale of The Grim Sleeper. Andy takes a moonshot at the critics with a review of Space Force, before coming back to Earth with a bump as we discuss SPAAAAAACE TRRRIIIIIIVVIIIIIIAAAAAA. Our favourite kind!
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- A STRANGE SIGNAL IN THE NIGHT
- POLICE RACISM? TOPICAL? US?
- THE CRITICS ARE WRONG AGAIN AND ILL TELL YOU WHY
- BEING JOHN MALKOVICH BEING JOHN MALKOVICH
- SPACE ITS RATHER...
2020-09-211h 07
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 17: THE CULT OF BRUCE VILLISHello and welcome to another free podcast! This week, Liam continues to wade through the B-movie shite pumped out during these most frustrating of times by tackling Survive the Night, and we run through some of our favorite Bruce Willis films (spoiler: Not this one), before heading into the mysterious world of cults in Wild Wild West. Andy decides a selection box approach is best by reviewing not one, not two but three TV recommendations to keep you going, Rick and Morty, Travel Man and Jeffery Epstein: Filthy RIch inside.
(Apologies for some audio bumps in this one, I'm going...
2020-09-211h 11
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 16: CRABS AND CAPONESThis week, Andy and Liam wonder who the hell cast Tom Hardy in Capone, before Liam takes his first dip into the world of TV by marvelling at who cast Tom Hardy in Taboo. We then go into full guilty pleasure territory as Andy makes an admission that troubles him deeply. Reality TV sucks right? With one notable exception......
FEATURING
- INCOMPREHENSIBLE NOISES
- CAR CRASH FILM MAKING
- EXCELLENT TELEVISION
- THE MANLIEST OF MACHO MEN
- OUR NEW FAVOURITE COCKTAIL
2020-09-211h 06
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 15: EXISTENTIAL NIGHTMARESLets see if this one survives! Hey Patreon supercomputer, I do a whole overly long bit on your sort of shit this week so if it wasn't clear already, we're on to you.....
This week, Liam perfects his accent with Valley Girl before we continue our rapid descent into becoming a true crime podcast by discussing the Zodiac killer in....err....Zodiac. Andy takes a trip into our shared nightmares with the majesty that is Devs, before we round things off with some nice wholesome Serial Killer Trivia. Nice and light this one.....
FEATURING
- THE RUINATION OF THE SONGS...
2020-09-211h 12
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST 14: THE PATREON EATER EDITIONYou know how when you upoad your podcast, and then you check on it a day later and its still there, and then you check on it a week later and Patreon has somehow eaten it? Yeah me too. Fucksticks. APOLOGIES
Would you believe it, we actually get some serious movie business discussion in this week as we discuss streaming and the future of the cinema! I know, we were suprised as well. Liam finds some joy in making fun of Cuck before we get into the meat and potatoes of the phenomenon that is the modern docuseries! Join us...
2020-09-211h 13
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 13: SHOOTYBANGSWe kick off this week with that rarest of things, a modern streaming action movie that actually might be good! Liam takes a look at Extraction before taking a detour to Belgium for the madness of Bullhead, while Andy decides the world's his oyster by putting Anthony Bourdains Parts Unknown on the pedestal it so richly deserves. We then take a trip to our regularly scheduled tangentally-related movie trivia by way of some of our favourite Vietnam war movies. Fun.
FEATURING
- BANG BANG PUNCH PUNCH WAIT A MINUTE AM I HAVING FUN
- GROWTH HORMONES AND ANGRY MEN
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2020-09-211h 12
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 12 BUMPER EDITIONWe celebrate lucky number 12 of our free podcasts with a trip to Fantasy Island, go hunting for imaginary friends in Daniel Isn't Here, and head down to Mexico via California to catch up with Once Upon A Time In Hollywood and Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia. Phew! Luckily theres just enough time to take a dive into the underworld with the TV adaptation of What We Do In The Shadows before our poor little brains collapse from all the excitement. Bat! Spooky Vampire trivia to follow....
FEATURING
- NONE OF LIAMS FANTASIES COMING TRUE
- I SWEAR HE...
2020-09-211h 12
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 11: INVISIBLE BURGERS AND INEVITABLE DISAPPOINTMENTThis week we disappear into the ether with the Invisible Man, down a greasy burger (remember those?) in The Founder, before Andy takes a dive into the increasingly unfunny world of Arrested Development, god rest its soul. Oh, and we break our record for most names fucked up in a single podcast. Fun!
FEATURING
- HALF A GOOD FILM
- WHY CANT ALL BIOPICS STAR MICHAEL KEATON
- A BLUTH BREAKDOWN
- ANDYS DOUBLE ANALOGY FUCK UP
- FICTIONAL FAMILY FACT FRENZY
2020-09-211h 03
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE ONE: SO IT BEGINSHere you go internet, the first free episode of the CINEMENTALIST podcast. This week, we depress the fuck out of Liam and disappoint our families with our language as we discuss the travesty that is Gemini Man, the slow death of James Bond and more besides.....
2020-09-2148 min
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 10: BLOODSHOT, BOLLOCKS AND ANOTHER LIFEThis week, we get our eyes all Bloodshot, revisit a Joaquin before he was a Joker, and Andy picks a fight with the critics because they're wrong I tell you, wrong! Mythic Quest: Ravens Arsehole and Another Life inside....
FEATURING
- VIN DIESEL AS A GRUFF ACTION MAN NO WAY
- JOAQUIN PHOENIX AS A SCARY WEIRDO NO WAY
- ROB MCELHENNEY MAKES A MISTAKE
- WATCH ANOTHER LIFE I WANT SEASON 2
- FUN FILM FLOP FACTS
2020-09-211h 10
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 09: A VIVARIUM IS NO PLACE TO KEEP A TIGERWe continue our live streaming rampage with a look inside a creepy Vivarium, a dive into Deep Cover, and Andy bites off more than he can chew with not one, but two TV of the weeks.....beware of tigers, mulleted rednecks and genuine insanity!
(Audios a lot better this week, apologies for the odd pop or click, remote streaming is tons of fun to mix!)
FEATURING
- UNCANNY VALLEYS
- JEFF GOLDBLUM AS JEFF GOLDBLUM PLAYING JEFF GOLDBLUM
- CRUISE SHIP NIGHTMARES
- TIGER YOGA SEX CULTS OH MY
- GENUINE DEATH DRAMA AND DANGER OR PERHAPS SOME FACTS INSTEAD
2020-09-211h 11
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 8: THE SOCIALLY DISTANCED PODCASTThis week we attempt something we've never done before (and hope won't become the new norm) by recording remotely and sounding like washed-out drunken robots. Join us in praying for our internet connections as we eviscerate the Hunt, before taking on Jaws, Rambo and Rocky in quick succession lest our gently rotting brains collapse. Oh, and Andy reviews the Expanse (with gentle spoiler, clearly marked), because spaceships!
(Audios a bit wanky at points in this one, we know)
FEATURING
- EVEN DENNIS CAN'T SAVE IT
- SEQUELS? FUCK EM
- OVERLY HUNG MEN
- SCI-FI SPOILERS no honestly its the...
2020-09-211h 10
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 7: DR SLEEPY, NOTORIOUS SPACE PIRATEWe're still alive! Take advantage of this fact with a lovely podcast about Daniel Radcliffe in prison, a sleepy doctor, badly written space adventures and a yo ho ho and a bottle of rum....
FEATURING
- SOME SERIOUS FILM CRITIQUE FOR ONCE
- A BRIEF INTERLUDE AS WE TRY AND REMEMBER THE NAME OF A WOMAN WITH A HAT
- OUR FIRST EVER AUDIENCE EMAIL! HELLO BLANK
- WANT SCI-FI? BEST I CAN DO IS A SHIRTLESS PHIL MITCHELL
- REAL LIFE PRISON ESCAPES or ARE YOU THE SAME DRESS SIZE AS YOUR WIFE
2020-09-211h 10
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 6: LOCKDOWN LUNACYThis week, we barricade down against the incoming apocalypse with our usual subtlety as we discuss: THE CORONAVIRUS: What should I be watching? Join us for a rundown of viruses, outbreak films and the inevitable zombie invasion.
Also, Andy struggles to love a man named Barry. We know.
FEATURING:
- OUR CONTINUED GYWNETH BASHING
- PRONOUNCING CILLIAN WRONG (TWICE!)
- ANDYS NOW NOT SO SECRET ZOMBIE PLAN
- OUTBREAK TRIVIA!
2020-09-211h 11
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 5: HARRISON FORDS WONDERDOGThis week, Andy and Liam set about crucifying a man and his dog, exalting Russian Superman and discussing the merits of the afterlife in The Good Place. Also, we decide that last weeks trivia was too dark, so this week, cannibalism!
FEATURING
- WOOF WOOF WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP
- STALINS MERITS AS A FATHER FIGURE
- ANDY SAYING BRIGHT AND BREEZY FAR TOO OFTEN FOR COMFORT
- HUNGRY? LET US RUIN THAT FOR YOU
2020-09-211h 08
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 4: WE DONT LIKE THE OSCARS EDITIONAaaaannnd.....we're live! Join us as we discuss the Oscars, realise we haven't seen enough films and decide to rip on Jouaquin and John Wayne instead because for some reason thats how we work. Oh and Liam reviews Parasite, Andy bangs on about Vikings, and a good time was had by all.
NOW FEATURING
- IMPROVED AUDIO
- FREQUENT FOUL LANGUAGE
- OCCASIONAL DESCENT INTO NERDERY
2020-09-211h 07
CINEMENTALISTFREE PODCAST EPISODE 3: NEW YEARS MADE IT WORSE
Join us for our belated New Years roundup! After an impromptu royal rant from Liam, we discuss the great and the good from 2019, including Joker, The Irishman, Once Upon A Time in Hollywood and more...
(Apologies for the occasional dodgy audio in this one, that occasional rumbling you can hear is me banging my head against the table in an attempt to drown out the existential dread of speaking to the internet)
2020-09-2100 min
CINEMENTALISTEPISODE 2: CHRISTMAS RUINED OUR AUDIOWhat's that? Another episode already? Must be Christmas.....in February.
2020-09-211h 26